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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:07,120 --> 00:00:08,240 Hi, I'm Brian Henson. 2 00:00:08,680 --> 00:00:12,820 This next episode of The Muppet Show features Senior Wences, a puppeteer and 3 00:00:12,820 --> 00:00:17,080 ventriloquist, whose most famous character, Johnny, was painted on his 4 00:00:17,180 --> 00:00:18,300 like this. Hello. 5 00:00:18,840 --> 00:00:25,740 In addition to his 6 00:00:25,740 --> 00:00:30,880 hand, Senior Wences' other characters included Cecilia, a puppet chicken, and 7 00:00:30,880 --> 00:00:33,000 Pedro, a ventriloquist dummy head. 8 00:00:33,200 --> 00:00:34,780 That's right, just the head. 9 00:00:36,940 --> 00:00:40,120 which proved that Senior Wences was sufficiently insane to work with the 10 00:00:40,120 --> 00:00:44,060 Muppets. Personally, I don't care for puppets much. I don't find them 11 00:00:44,060 --> 00:00:45,860 believable. I don't believe you! 12 00:00:46,860 --> 00:00:51,120 There's even a second guest star, Bruce Schwartz, who is a great puppeteer who 13 00:00:51,120 --> 00:00:54,660 performs a Japanese ghost story with beautiful Japanese puppets. 14 00:00:57,380 --> 00:01:01,380 Here is The Muppet Show, starring Senior Wences and Bruce Schwartz. 15 00:01:04,160 --> 00:01:06,300 Something terrible in this coffee. 16 00:01:06,750 --> 00:01:08,570 Oh, it's my finger. 17 00:01:10,250 --> 00:01:11,390 Hey, who are you? 18 00:01:12,190 --> 00:01:18,010 I am Señor Wences, the ventriloquist and juggler. Oh, Señor Wences. Well, of 19 00:01:18,010 --> 00:01:22,490 course I knew you as a ventriloquist, but I didn't know you as a juggler. 20 00:01:51,660 --> 00:01:53,380 It's time to play the music. 21 00:01:53,660 --> 00:01:55,320 It's time to light the light. 22 00:01:55,720 --> 00:01:58,640 It's time to meet the Muppets on the Muppet Show tonight. 23 00:01:59,920 --> 00:02:01,720 It's time to put on makeup. 24 00:02:02,000 --> 00:02:03,660 It's time to dress up right. 25 00:02:04,220 --> 00:02:07,120 It's time to raise the curtain on the Muppet Show tonight. 26 00:02:07,600 --> 00:02:11,720 Why do we always come here? I guess we'll never know. 27 00:02:12,120 --> 00:02:15,800 It's like a kind of torture to have to watch the show. 28 00:02:26,510 --> 00:02:29,850 It's time to get things started on the most sensational, inspirational, 29 00:02:30,410 --> 00:02:37,190 celebrational, muffinational, this is what we call the Muffin Show. 30 00:02:42,890 --> 00:02:45,270 What were you expecting, Rachmaninoff? 31 00:02:49,850 --> 00:02:53,630 Thank you, thank you, thank you, and welcome again to the Muffin Show. 32 00:02:53,980 --> 00:02:56,820 And we've got a super surprise treat in store for you. 33 00:02:57,020 --> 00:03:00,840 Because our guest star is one of the world's great ventriloquists, the 34 00:03:00,840 --> 00:03:02,180 Senor Wences. 35 00:03:03,240 --> 00:03:07,480 Yes, and we also have a guest puppeteer, Mr. Bruce Schwartz. 36 00:03:08,160 --> 00:03:11,760 Right, and so what we're doing, we're going to switch the entire show around. 37 00:03:11,880 --> 00:03:16,900 It's a complete change of pace, folks. Tonight, we're going to do a puppet 38 00:03:18,420 --> 00:03:19,420 Yes, 39 00:03:19,620 --> 00:03:24,190 yes, it's a real first. And now, to start things off, Here is Pinocchio 40 00:03:24,190 --> 00:03:26,050 singing Puppet Man. 41 00:03:38,630 --> 00:03:40,850 Papa, Papa, you know it's true. 42 00:03:41,290 --> 00:03:43,350 I'm a puppet just for you. 43 00:03:43,750 --> 00:03:46,030 I'll do anything you say. 44 00:03:46,270 --> 00:03:48,750 I won't have it any other way. 45 00:03:49,150 --> 00:03:51,290 Take my heart and take my soul. 46 00:03:51,980 --> 00:03:57,040 I'm giving you complete control. If you want to see me do my thing, pull my 47 00:03:57,040 --> 00:03:58,040 string. 48 00:03:58,920 --> 00:04:00,340 Pull my string? 49 00:04:06,220 --> 00:04:07,220 Papa, 50 00:04:08,500 --> 00:04:09,920 Papa, I'm your sweet pet. 51 00:04:10,300 --> 00:04:12,680 I'm just your personal marionette. 52 00:04:13,100 --> 00:04:15,100 Wind me up and let me go. 53 00:04:15,700 --> 00:04:17,720 Don't you know I'm a one -man show? 54 00:04:18,240 --> 00:04:20,060 Raise your finger and I'll perform. 55 00:04:21,130 --> 00:04:25,890 Cracker Jack to the crack of dawn. If you want to see me do my thing, pull my 56 00:04:25,890 --> 00:04:26,890 string. 57 00:04:27,850 --> 00:04:28,990 Pull my string. 58 00:04:59,720 --> 00:05:03,020 If you want to see me do my thing, pull my string. 59 00:05:03,840 --> 00:05:08,640 Yeah! If you want to see me do my thing, pull my string. 60 00:05:21,540 --> 00:05:25,580 Personally, I don't care for puppets much. I don't find them believable. 61 00:05:26,040 --> 00:05:27,040 I don't believe you. 62 00:05:27,160 --> 00:05:31,180 Okay, nice number, guys. 63 00:05:31,420 --> 00:05:33,620 Pinocchio, I have good news for you. Because Dr. 64 00:05:33,900 --> 00:05:35,560 Bob agreed to do something about your nose. 65 00:05:36,060 --> 00:05:38,220 Well, nose news is good news. 66 00:05:40,640 --> 00:05:44,220 Oh, boy. You know, I just love the show tonight. I think the idea of an all 67 00:05:44,220 --> 00:05:46,220 -puppet show is not too shabby. 68 00:05:46,440 --> 00:05:49,320 Hey, Kermit, Kermit, Kermit. I want to do a puppet act. 69 00:05:49,800 --> 00:05:50,880 Stand by for disaster. 70 00:05:52,340 --> 00:05:55,240 Hi, guys. Oh, Gonzo, hey, you want to do a puppet act with me? 71 00:05:55,760 --> 00:05:56,760 Cue the disaster. 72 00:05:57,380 --> 00:05:58,380 It's a puppet. 73 00:05:58,560 --> 00:06:04,240 Oh, well, see... It's a doll made to look alive by wiggling strings or 74 00:06:04,240 --> 00:06:07,140 your hand inside... Hands, like that. What a stupid idea. 75 00:06:07,580 --> 00:06:09,300 Who wants to watch dolls wiggle? 76 00:06:10,640 --> 00:06:15,240 Well... I mean, even I wouldn't do an act like that. Doll wiggling? Talk about 77 00:06:15,240 --> 00:06:16,240 boring. 78 00:06:18,020 --> 00:06:20,940 I didn't have the heart to tell him. 79 00:06:24,590 --> 00:06:27,910 And now tonight's special guest star, ladies and gentlemen, one of our very 80 00:06:27,910 --> 00:06:32,630 favorite performers, the international, the fabulous, the terrific, Senor 81 00:06:32,630 --> 00:06:33,810 Wenceslas! How 82 00:06:33,810 --> 00:06:44,670 do 83 00:06:44,670 --> 00:06:48,770 you feel today? No good. No good? No. 84 00:06:50,130 --> 00:06:51,930 Headache? Yes. Fever? Yes. 85 00:06:53,070 --> 00:06:54,730 Fever? No, no, no, no, no. 86 00:06:55,130 --> 00:06:56,130 Give me your breath. 87 00:06:57,390 --> 00:06:59,790 I don't think so. No, no. Open your mouth, please. 88 00:07:00,310 --> 00:07:01,310 A little more. 89 00:07:01,970 --> 00:07:03,530 More. No, no, no, no. 90 00:07:03,730 --> 00:07:04,569 Too much. 91 00:07:04,570 --> 00:07:05,570 Open like me. 92 00:07:05,650 --> 00:07:07,130 Good. Show me your tongue. 93 00:07:07,590 --> 00:07:08,590 Very good. 94 00:07:10,330 --> 00:07:12,290 I have one idea, Johnny. Yes, yes. 95 00:07:12,570 --> 00:07:17,230 Do you remember the Spanish song? Yes. Can you sing for me now, please? Okay. 96 00:07:17,490 --> 00:07:18,490 Okay. You alone. 97 00:07:56,780 --> 00:07:58,540 Very good, Johnny. Yes, yes. Nice. 98 00:07:58,760 --> 00:08:02,660 Very, very nice. Nice one. Yes, yes. I like you very much. Thank you. You're 99 00:08:02,660 --> 00:08:05,080 welcome. This one is white? Yes, sir. 100 00:08:06,480 --> 00:08:07,480 Ready, my friend? 101 00:08:07,660 --> 00:08:09,520 No, no. Not yet. No, no. Okay? 102 00:08:09,840 --> 00:08:11,180 It's all right. All right, that's good. 103 00:08:12,840 --> 00:08:16,360 Would you like Pedro to sing with me? Sure. Good. I have one idea. 104 00:08:16,860 --> 00:08:18,760 Before, we need to vocalize. Why? 105 00:08:19,080 --> 00:08:20,080 Very important. 106 00:08:20,520 --> 00:08:24,140 Because I need to know your lung capacity. That's all. That's all. 107 00:08:24,670 --> 00:08:28,350 When you see me close, open the door, don't you mind. No. You see, do this. 108 00:08:30,830 --> 00:08:31,830 Repeat. 109 00:08:33,390 --> 00:08:36,549 And repeat the same, you see the difference. 110 00:08:42,090 --> 00:08:43,090 Quick. 111 00:08:47,110 --> 00:08:49,290 Very good. Very nice. 112 00:08:49,630 --> 00:08:51,610 You like it? Thank you very much. 113 00:08:52,450 --> 00:08:53,450 Now, Gianni. 114 00:08:53,790 --> 00:08:55,590 I have a very nice tree for you. 115 00:08:55,830 --> 00:08:57,210 Now? Now. Yes? 116 00:08:57,430 --> 00:08:58,710 Yes. Are you interested? 117 00:08:59,010 --> 00:09:02,890 Very. Thank you very much. You see? You can do beautiful things. Slowly. 118 00:09:03,550 --> 00:09:04,670 Don't be nervous. What? 119 00:09:05,550 --> 00:09:07,330 You like it? Yes. Finish? 120 00:09:07,550 --> 00:09:08,550 No finish. 121 00:09:09,550 --> 00:09:10,550 Finish? 122 00:09:10,870 --> 00:09:11,729 Not yet. 123 00:09:11,730 --> 00:09:12,730 No? No. 124 00:09:13,070 --> 00:09:14,070 Finish? 125 00:09:14,910 --> 00:09:17,630 Not yet. I say not yet. Not yet? 126 00:09:17,850 --> 00:09:18,829 Not yet. 127 00:09:18,830 --> 00:09:21,570 Please. It's all right. All right. Please. All right. 128 00:09:23,580 --> 00:09:24,580 What? Eh? 129 00:09:25,380 --> 00:09:26,380 Don't be nice. 130 00:09:29,600 --> 00:09:30,600 No, so close. 131 00:09:31,720 --> 00:09:33,040 I know what I am doing. 132 00:09:33,280 --> 00:09:34,280 Yes, but I don't. 133 00:09:35,460 --> 00:09:36,860 Tell me, Gianni, are you afraid? 134 00:09:37,100 --> 00:09:38,160 No. You're not afraid? 135 00:09:38,360 --> 00:09:39,560 No. Are you afraid? 136 00:09:39,760 --> 00:09:40,359 Not yet. 137 00:09:40,360 --> 00:09:41,360 All right, don't worry. 138 00:09:41,940 --> 00:09:43,720 You don't care, Pedro, if I open? 139 00:09:43,980 --> 00:09:44,899 No. Eh? 140 00:09:44,900 --> 00:09:46,220 Open. Open. Let's go. 141 00:09:50,940 --> 00:09:51,940 Don't worry. 142 00:09:52,080 --> 00:09:54,740 Please. Don't worry. And now you do this. Look. 143 00:09:55,200 --> 00:09:56,200 And center. 144 00:10:00,220 --> 00:10:01,220 That's good. 145 00:10:02,660 --> 00:10:03,660 One o 'clock. 146 00:10:07,120 --> 00:10:08,400 It's nice, eh? Yes. 147 00:10:09,320 --> 00:10:10,560 Please. Don't worry. 148 00:10:11,940 --> 00:10:12,940 Don't worry. 149 00:10:13,240 --> 00:10:14,840 Close the door. All right. 150 00:10:30,030 --> 00:10:31,030 It's all right. 151 00:10:32,990 --> 00:10:39,250 Time once again for Veterinarian's Hospital. The continuing story 152 00:10:39,250 --> 00:10:45,350 of a quack who's gone to the dogs. 153 00:10:47,890 --> 00:10:52,270 Dr. Bob, this is Pinocchio. He wants a nose job. 154 00:10:53,110 --> 00:10:54,110 Listen, 155 00:10:54,530 --> 00:10:55,950 it's more than a job. It's a career. 156 00:10:57,920 --> 00:11:01,260 How'd his nose get so long? Was his mother frightened by the Concord? 157 00:11:02,060 --> 00:11:04,880 Dr. Bob, he is made out of wood. 158 00:11:05,100 --> 00:11:08,200 Wood? Then he doesn't need a doctor. He needs a tree surgeon. 159 00:11:09,720 --> 00:11:13,400 You don't understand. Every time I tell a lie, my nose grows a foot. 160 00:11:13,660 --> 00:11:15,060 Then he needs a foot doctor. 161 00:11:16,240 --> 00:11:17,300 That's funny. 162 00:11:19,240 --> 00:11:20,240 Dr. 163 00:11:21,700 --> 00:11:25,440 Bob, with a nose like that, I wonder if he has a keen sense of smell. 164 00:11:25,720 --> 00:11:27,660 I hope not. This sketch could kill him. 165 00:11:28,940 --> 00:11:33,740 Dr. Bob, you've got to help him shorten his nose. He'll feel better. I got a 166 00:11:33,740 --> 00:11:36,880 better idea. I'll shorten the sketch and then everybody will feel better. 167 00:11:38,480 --> 00:11:42,760 And so we come to the end. And so we come to the end. Good. Of another 168 00:11:42,760 --> 00:11:44,280 veterinarian's hospital. 169 00:11:44,620 --> 00:11:48,380 Tune in next week when you'll hear Dr. Bob say... Wait a minute. I just 170 00:11:48,380 --> 00:11:51,800 remembered. I can't operate on anybody made out of wood. Why not? 171 00:11:52,040 --> 00:11:53,720 I can't stand the sight of sawdust. 172 00:12:02,410 --> 00:12:04,070 Okay. Decent. Fair. 173 00:12:04,330 --> 00:12:10,950 Great. I loved it. Ladies and gentlemen, no puppet show would be 174 00:12:10,950 --> 00:12:14,750 complete without a performance of Swedish bread lump puppetry. 175 00:12:15,050 --> 00:12:17,790 As demonstrated here by our own Swedish chef. 176 00:12:50,330 --> 00:12:53,810 Wow, Tonya, if you could do that, we'd have a great act. Go practice. 177 00:12:54,170 --> 00:12:58,530 Excuse me, Mr. Junior. Don't worry. Yeah, I didn't want to interrupt you, 178 00:12:58,680 --> 00:13:03,980 Mr. the Frog wanted me to tell you that the telephone in this dressing room is 179 00:13:03,980 --> 00:13:05,260 not working. 180 00:13:05,720 --> 00:13:06,720 This telephone? 181 00:13:06,920 --> 00:13:09,740 Yeah, that's the one. You made me laugh. 182 00:13:09,940 --> 00:13:10,940 Huh? 183 00:13:10,980 --> 00:13:11,980 Yeah. 184 00:13:13,160 --> 00:13:16,040 Yes, I was waiting for you for last two weeks. 185 00:13:16,840 --> 00:13:18,920 Yes. Everybody nice. 186 00:13:20,860 --> 00:13:21,860 Yes, I know. 187 00:13:23,480 --> 00:13:25,000 Hey, what the heck? 188 00:13:26,260 --> 00:13:27,860 Yes, yes, yes, I know that. 189 00:13:28,829 --> 00:13:29,829 Yes. 190 00:13:30,690 --> 00:13:31,690 Yes, 191 00:13:33,390 --> 00:13:36,910 yes. Of course. He's here. No. 192 00:13:37,470 --> 00:13:41,710 I have a message for you. For me? Oh, you must be mistaken. 193 00:13:41,970 --> 00:13:47,670 No mistake at all. It is the phone company. They want you to stop breaking 194 00:13:47,670 --> 00:13:48,670 telephone. 195 00:13:48,850 --> 00:13:49,850 Okay? 196 00:13:50,650 --> 00:13:52,270 Okay. All right. 197 00:13:56,780 --> 00:13:59,000 Theater manager, green thing, and boss. 198 00:13:59,340 --> 00:14:00,339 Yes, Beauregard. 199 00:14:00,340 --> 00:14:02,940 Well, did you know that I have some puppets? 200 00:14:03,220 --> 00:14:04,660 No. Yes. 201 00:14:05,120 --> 00:14:07,860 When I heard about the show tonight, I brought them. 202 00:14:08,220 --> 00:14:09,220 Look. 203 00:14:10,880 --> 00:14:12,420 Hey, those look great. 204 00:14:12,680 --> 00:14:16,120 Yes, and now I'm going to give you an amateur puppet show. 205 00:14:16,620 --> 00:14:18,880 Oh, wonderful. I just love puppet shows. 206 00:14:19,140 --> 00:14:21,160 Great. Okay, I'll go down now. 207 00:14:22,220 --> 00:14:23,780 Whoops. Wrong one. 208 00:14:27,080 --> 00:14:29,500 Bravo, bravo. Thank you, thank you. 209 00:14:29,820 --> 00:14:30,900 Not you, Beau. 210 00:14:31,120 --> 00:14:32,120 Oh. 211 00:14:33,480 --> 00:14:35,300 Well, who are you? 212 00:14:35,660 --> 00:14:38,000 Oh, I am just a big friendly dog. 213 00:14:38,440 --> 00:14:40,140 Well, then why were you green? 214 00:14:40,400 --> 00:14:42,140 I am an Irish stinter. 215 00:14:42,580 --> 00:14:45,200 Oh, I hope you wouldn't bite my hand. 216 00:14:45,780 --> 00:14:46,780 Here. 217 00:14:47,160 --> 00:14:50,040 Oh, hey, you bit my thumb. 218 00:14:50,660 --> 00:14:52,160 Beauregard, you're not supposed to come up. 219 00:14:52,380 --> 00:14:53,700 Yeah, but he hurt me. 220 00:14:53,920 --> 00:14:55,720 Oh, just watch it. 221 00:14:56,140 --> 00:14:58,070 Oh, well. Let's see. Where was I? 222 00:14:58,350 --> 00:15:01,010 Oh, I was going to bite you very badly. 223 00:15:01,450 --> 00:15:04,450 Oh, I hope you don't. I might have to get out my stick. 224 00:15:05,130 --> 00:15:07,070 Well, that's too bad. Here I come. 225 00:15:08,990 --> 00:15:12,850 Just a second. I'm watching that puppet show right now. 226 00:15:14,650 --> 00:15:18,110 Is this what you have booked on the show tonight instead of moi? 227 00:15:19,110 --> 00:15:20,049 Piggy, please. 228 00:15:20,050 --> 00:15:23,790 I had a song for tonight, but you said the dolls are going to be on. 229 00:15:28,270 --> 00:15:29,830 Piggy, these are not just dolls. 230 00:15:30,630 --> 00:15:33,310 Puppetry is an art form, Piggy. Is that violence art? 231 00:15:34,210 --> 00:15:35,730 Violence belongs with puppetry. 232 00:15:36,570 --> 00:15:38,530 That's Punch and Judy. They've always been violent. 233 00:15:39,270 --> 00:15:41,310 It's good. It's good. It's a good aggressive behavior. 234 00:15:41,650 --> 00:15:44,070 Better than my act? Piggy. I'll show you aggressive. 235 00:15:44,410 --> 00:15:45,690 I'll show you behavior. 236 00:15:46,090 --> 00:15:47,770 I'll show you. I'll show you. 237 00:15:48,670 --> 00:15:51,330 Punch and Judy. 238 00:15:58,410 --> 00:16:03,150 We have with us one of the world's great puppeteers. Oh, thank you, thank you. 239 00:16:04,010 --> 00:16:10,270 You, Fozzie? I'm talking about Bruce Schwartz. Oh, well, when you're ready, 240 00:16:10,270 --> 00:16:12,390 ready. That's a mighty iffy win. 241 00:16:13,790 --> 00:16:17,590 And now, ladies and gentlemen, with a traditional Japanese ghost story, our 242 00:16:17,590 --> 00:16:19,290 guest puppeteer, Bruce Schwartz. 243 00:18:28,430 --> 00:18:29,430 oh 244 00:19:29,100 --> 00:19:33,100 Boy, these puppets are really classing things up around here. You think that's 245 00:19:33,100 --> 00:19:34,860 classy? Look at Gumdrop the gorilla! 246 00:19:36,980 --> 00:19:39,980 Gumdrop is part of your marionette act, right? Yeah, yeah. See, he dances. 247 00:19:40,580 --> 00:19:42,040 Dance, dance, dance, dance. 248 00:19:42,300 --> 00:19:43,300 And then he talks. 249 00:19:44,120 --> 00:19:45,560 Hello, Mr. Frog. 250 00:19:46,440 --> 00:19:51,040 Huh? Huh? See, what's going to happen? I'll open with Gumdrop the gorilla, and 251 00:19:51,040 --> 00:19:53,300 then I'll follow with the dancing clown. 252 00:19:53,640 --> 00:19:54,640 Huh? 253 00:19:55,360 --> 00:19:58,120 Yeah, well, Gumdrop looks a little tangled up there. 254 00:19:58,840 --> 00:20:01,180 Oh, yeah, well, you have to know how to do this. 255 00:20:01,900 --> 00:20:05,200 You've got to be a professional here. See, what happens when the strings... 256 00:20:05,690 --> 00:20:11,850 All you have to do... I'll open with a dancing clown. 257 00:20:12,610 --> 00:20:14,050 I'll introduce you. Thank you. 258 00:20:14,410 --> 00:20:16,070 Never thank the executioner. 259 00:20:16,270 --> 00:20:17,390 What? Nothing. 260 00:20:18,690 --> 00:20:20,350 All right, it's showtime! 261 00:20:23,210 --> 00:20:24,790 Wiggling dolls is weird. 262 00:20:25,350 --> 00:20:26,950 In fact, it might even be sick. 263 00:20:29,970 --> 00:20:32,690 Okay, well, I think there's no way to avoid it, folks. 264 00:20:33,200 --> 00:20:36,900 So here he is, Fozzie Bear in his high -strung marionette. 265 00:20:44,200 --> 00:20:46,140 Oh, boy, this is terrific. 266 00:20:46,820 --> 00:20:48,480 This could be a whole new career. 267 00:20:49,120 --> 00:20:53,800 I mean, I've never felt so in command before. 268 00:20:54,000 --> 00:20:55,000 Look at that. 269 00:20:58,600 --> 00:21:01,980 Ha, it moves at my command. 270 00:21:03,660 --> 00:21:07,920 I pull the string, and it does anything that I want it to. 271 00:21:10,160 --> 00:21:13,280 You know, I don't want to do this anymore. 272 00:21:13,760 --> 00:21:14,760 Hey, you! 273 00:21:15,040 --> 00:21:16,040 Rug face! 274 00:21:16,500 --> 00:21:17,680 What, me? 275 00:21:17,980 --> 00:21:19,580 Yeah, come here. 276 00:21:25,700 --> 00:21:27,420 It's all part of the act, folks. 277 00:21:28,840 --> 00:21:29,840 Come on! 278 00:21:31,360 --> 00:21:32,400 Ozzy was right. 279 00:21:32,700 --> 00:21:34,740 It's a terrific idea for an act. 280 00:21:36,060 --> 00:21:38,720 What do you know about it, Banana Beak? 281 00:21:42,320 --> 00:21:46,720 Poor Fuzzy. I don't know whether to laugh or feel sorry for him. He wanted 282 00:21:46,720 --> 00:21:47,559 make us laugh. 283 00:21:47,560 --> 00:21:48,820 I feel sorry for him. 284 00:21:51,600 --> 00:21:53,500 Hey, Father, are you coming offstage or what? 285 00:21:53,720 --> 00:21:57,840 Yeah, come on. Why don't you get a class act? Boy, that was terrible, wasn't it? 286 00:21:58,040 --> 00:22:02,600 Just hush, hush up. Quiet down, everybody. Be quiet. 287 00:22:02,860 --> 00:22:05,820 We're trying to watch the Senor's big finale. 288 00:22:06,060 --> 00:22:09,000 Yeah, well, you won't get to see it unless you show a little respect and 289 00:22:09,000 --> 00:22:12,400 up. We won't get to see him if you don't show a little respect and go out and 290 00:22:12,400 --> 00:22:13,400 introduce him. 291 00:22:14,520 --> 00:22:17,380 Quiet, quiet. Shh, shh, shh. Quiet. 292 00:22:21,290 --> 00:22:25,810 And now, ladies and gentlemen, once again, here is our very super special 293 00:22:25,810 --> 00:22:27,130 star, Señor Wences. 294 00:22:28,630 --> 00:22:35,610 Can we please, 295 00:22:35,710 --> 00:22:37,350 what is your first name? Cecilia. 296 00:22:37,630 --> 00:22:38,630 Oh, Cecilia. 297 00:22:38,730 --> 00:22:39,750 And second name? 298 00:22:40,090 --> 00:22:41,090 Chicken. Chicken. 299 00:22:41,810 --> 00:22:43,730 My name is Señor Wences. 300 00:22:44,770 --> 00:22:47,190 This is Gianni. 301 00:22:50,190 --> 00:22:51,190 Nice boy. 302 00:22:51,210 --> 00:22:52,410 You like Cecilia? 303 00:22:52,770 --> 00:22:54,450 Yes. Thank you. Thank you. 304 00:22:54,650 --> 00:22:56,150 Thank you. Thank you. 305 00:23:06,130 --> 00:23:12,490 Tell me, Cecilia, please, what is that? 306 00:23:12,810 --> 00:23:13,810 My son. 307 00:23:14,570 --> 00:23:16,050 Your son or your daughter? 308 00:23:16,390 --> 00:23:17,209 My son. 309 00:23:17,210 --> 00:23:19,270 How do you know? I know my business. 310 00:23:20,899 --> 00:23:23,560 Can you help me, please? Now? Now, yes, please. 311 00:23:26,440 --> 00:23:27,440 Yeah? 312 00:23:28,040 --> 00:23:29,040 Mary? 313 00:23:30,580 --> 00:23:31,680 Moreno is not here. 314 00:23:31,980 --> 00:23:32,980 No, no, I'm sorry. 315 00:23:33,220 --> 00:23:34,220 Señor Benz speaking. 316 00:23:34,420 --> 00:23:35,420 Remember me? 317 00:23:35,460 --> 00:23:36,439 Oh, no. 318 00:23:36,440 --> 00:23:37,419 No? Why? 319 00:23:37,420 --> 00:23:38,299 I don't know. 320 00:23:38,300 --> 00:23:39,300 The ventriloquist. 321 00:23:40,400 --> 00:23:41,460 The ventriloquist. 322 00:23:42,280 --> 00:23:43,280 How are you? 323 00:23:43,660 --> 00:23:44,660 Very well, please. 324 00:23:44,820 --> 00:23:46,640 Will you do me a favor? Call your brother. 325 00:23:47,100 --> 00:23:48,420 Luis, very important, please. 326 00:23:49,020 --> 00:23:50,020 Nice kiss. 327 00:23:50,900 --> 00:23:51,900 Thank you. 328 00:23:52,540 --> 00:23:55,580 To me. To you? Yes, yes, yes. Please, my nice boy. 329 00:23:56,040 --> 00:23:57,440 Thank you. Once to me. 330 00:23:57,980 --> 00:23:58,980 To everyone. 331 00:23:59,100 --> 00:24:00,680 Not to me. Don't worry, don't worry. 332 00:24:01,540 --> 00:24:04,500 Hello? Yeah, how are you, friend? Good. 333 00:24:04,840 --> 00:24:07,960 Excuse me, I called you in very, very bad moments. Excuse me. Yeah, one 334 00:24:08,580 --> 00:24:12,740 Yesterday, I spoke with the pianist, Mr... What is the name? Manolo. 335 00:24:13,400 --> 00:24:14,400 Manolo. Manolo. 336 00:24:14,500 --> 00:24:18,100 Yeah. I would like you to come tomorrow morning, plenty of time. 337 00:24:18,520 --> 00:24:19,560 To study the song. 338 00:24:19,820 --> 00:24:21,780 Tomorrow morning. Tomorrow morning. One more second, please. 339 00:24:22,100 --> 00:24:24,960 At what time rehearsal tomorrow morning? Eight o 'clock or ten o 'clock? 340 00:24:25,160 --> 00:24:31,480 Ten. Ten? Yes, ten o 'clock, no? I don't care. Ten o 'clock tomorrow morning. 341 00:24:31,700 --> 00:24:32,800 Tomorrow morning. Don't forget. 342 00:24:33,020 --> 00:24:34,100 No, no, no. 343 00:24:34,420 --> 00:24:36,680 Thank you very much. Okay. Okay, okay. 344 00:24:36,920 --> 00:24:37,920 Okay, okay. 345 00:24:37,960 --> 00:24:38,960 All right. 346 00:25:02,380 --> 00:25:03,380 Puppet Puppet Show. 347 00:25:03,860 --> 00:25:07,640 But before we go, let us thank our guest, Bruce Schwartz, and our 348 00:25:07,640 --> 00:25:09,100 guest, Arsenio Wences. 349 00:25:11,960 --> 00:25:15,300 Thank you for having me, Danny. 350 00:25:15,640 --> 00:25:18,960 Oh, well, it's been a pleasure, and I'd like to apologize for Fozzie's puppet 351 00:25:18,960 --> 00:25:21,680 act. I like that very much. Come in, come in. 352 00:25:21,980 --> 00:25:22,980 Ha, ha, ha. 353 00:25:23,340 --> 00:25:25,540 How about a new act here, huh? Terrific. 354 00:25:30,540 --> 00:25:31,539 It's sensational. 355 00:25:31,540 --> 00:25:33,180 What a feeling of power. 24954