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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:02,450 --> 00:00:05,830 It's the Muppet Show with our special guest artist, Sandy Duncan. 2 00:00:15,950 --> 00:00:19,670 It's time to play the music. It's time to light the light. 3 00:00:19,990 --> 00:00:23,050 It's time to meet the Muppets on the Muppet Show tonight. 4 00:00:24,190 --> 00:00:25,950 It's time to put on makeup. 5 00:00:26,230 --> 00:00:27,930 It's time to dress up right. 6 00:00:28,330 --> 00:00:31,330 It's time to raise the curtain on the Muppet Show tonight. 7 00:00:35,180 --> 00:00:37,500 Hey, we were so poor, I was born at home. 8 00:00:37,820 --> 00:00:40,160 After my mother saw me, she went to the hospital. 9 00:00:41,680 --> 00:00:47,500 To introduce our guest star, that's what I'm here to do. So it really makes me 10 00:00:47,500 --> 00:00:51,300 happy to introduce to you, Miss Sandy Duncan! 11 00:01:18,619 --> 00:01:23,380 Thank you, thank you, thank you. Hi -ho, I'm in a great mood tonight. And that's 12 00:01:23,380 --> 00:01:26,920 because our special guest star is a real good friend and a lovely lady, Miss 13 00:01:26,920 --> 00:01:27,920 Sandy Duncan. 14 00:01:28,590 --> 00:01:31,630 And so that means our show tonight should be a real bang -up affair. 15 00:01:31,930 --> 00:01:33,290 Did somebody say bang? 16 00:01:33,590 --> 00:01:34,590 Uh, no. 17 00:01:40,310 --> 00:01:44,450 I've always wondered what the show looked like from up here. 18 00:01:44,930 --> 00:01:48,390 In any event, let's start off the show with a musical number that was staged by 19 00:01:48,390 --> 00:01:49,490 our own gopher scooter. 20 00:01:49,770 --> 00:01:53,070 It could be a bomb, but, uh... Did somebody say bomb? 21 00:02:00,840 --> 00:02:04,220 Somebody's got to introduce our guest star, so it might as well be the old 22 00:02:04,220 --> 00:02:10,440 fuzzy. Okay, here she is, a star who does it all. She sings, she dances, she 23 00:02:10,440 --> 00:02:14,760 acts, and she makes it feel good all over. Miss Sandy Duncan! 24 00:02:29,730 --> 00:02:35,250 Locked in a crowd, alone, and drinking my thirst. 25 00:02:36,630 --> 00:02:43,470 Hungry for company, can't think of the words. Watching the boys, my 26 00:02:43,470 --> 00:02:44,790 heart in my hand. 27 00:02:45,250 --> 00:02:48,390 What a misplay, it's pitiful. Pitiful cry. 28 00:02:48,650 --> 00:02:52,630 Lift, lift, lift up her lips. You'll be knowing tomorrow what she should have 29 00:02:52,630 --> 00:02:53,790 been saying tonight. 30 00:02:54,110 --> 00:02:57,070 Won't you tell me what's a nice girl like me? 31 00:02:59,390 --> 00:03:03,650 Never closes. Well, I can hardly hear you. Holy Moses. 32 00:03:03,870 --> 00:03:09,430 Looking so bad. Looking so bad, so bad. Now, tell me, what's a nice monster like 33 00:03:09,430 --> 00:03:13,070 me? Doing by the dance floor after hours. 34 00:03:13,450 --> 00:03:16,250 Going over rows of whiskey showers. 35 00:03:16,530 --> 00:03:21,030 Feeling so bad. Feeling so bad for this. I'm feeling so bad for this. 36 00:03:21,250 --> 00:03:23,350 What you doing here, girl? 37 00:03:23,990 --> 00:03:26,530 What you doing here, girl? 38 00:03:44,810 --> 00:03:50,270 Now won't you tell me what's a nice girl like me to run at a place that's never 39 00:03:50,270 --> 00:03:52,830 closed? I can hardly hear you. 40 00:03:53,390 --> 00:04:00,210 Now won't you tell me what's a nice girl like me 41 00:04:00,210 --> 00:04:06,650 to run by the dance floor after I've chosen over rows of whiskey towers? 42 00:04:06,870 --> 00:04:08,870 Feeling so bad. 43 00:04:09,110 --> 00:04:13,750 Feeling so bad for me. What you doing here, girl? 44 00:04:14,520 --> 00:04:16,880 What you doing here, girl? 45 00:04:35,620 --> 00:04:37,120 Bravo! Bravo! Wonderful! 46 00:04:37,540 --> 00:04:38,980 Fantastic! Tremendous! 47 00:04:39,260 --> 00:04:41,700 Yeah, you know, she makes me feel like a young boy. 48 00:04:42,560 --> 00:04:45,580 Yeah, she makes me feel like a young girl. I think I'll go find one. 49 00:04:48,160 --> 00:04:52,640 Oh, where is that handsome frog? Oh, there you are, old frog friend. 50 00:04:53,220 --> 00:04:54,220 What? 51 00:04:54,380 --> 00:04:56,380 Would you lend me a fiver to pay day? 52 00:04:57,780 --> 00:04:59,160 Fozzie, you already owe me five. 53 00:04:59,460 --> 00:05:04,280 Oh, please, please. I know it, but I gotta pay my rider, the legendary Gags 54 00:05:04,280 --> 00:05:07,720 Beasley. The legendary Gags comes pretty cheap, doesn't he? 55 00:05:08,260 --> 00:05:09,960 Well, we worked out a good deal. 56 00:05:10,460 --> 00:05:11,820 Are you paying by the line? 57 00:05:12,410 --> 00:05:13,850 No, I pay him by the left. 58 00:05:14,390 --> 00:05:16,010 Oh, then he owes you money. 59 00:05:18,110 --> 00:05:20,550 Oh, that was cute. That was real cute. 60 00:05:38,090 --> 00:05:39,850 See the movie? 61 00:05:46,190 --> 00:05:47,570 Donut. 62 00:06:06,730 --> 00:06:10,050 Now it's time for our own king of comedy. You've no doubt heard the 63 00:06:10,190 --> 00:06:11,890 the next act needs no introduction. 64 00:06:12,250 --> 00:06:14,450 Yeah, you're right. He doesn't need an introduction. 65 00:06:14,690 --> 00:06:15,690 He needs an act. 66 00:06:17,370 --> 00:06:20,950 Your opinion, maybe, but Fozzie Bear gets over 200 letters a week. 67 00:06:21,250 --> 00:06:24,130 Mm -hmm, yeah, but if he paid his bills, he wouldn't get any. 68 00:06:25,890 --> 00:06:29,390 I'll let Fozzie handle you guys. Here he is now, one of your favorites, and I'm 69 00:06:29,390 --> 00:06:31,170 sure one of his, Mr. Fozzie Bear! 70 00:06:37,900 --> 00:06:41,080 you. Oh, look out. I've got some great ones for you tonight. 71 00:06:41,300 --> 00:06:45,460 Hey, my wife loves children, but I can't bear them. 72 00:06:46,160 --> 00:06:47,160 Hey, 73 00:06:47,460 --> 00:06:49,840 we got three kids, one of each. 74 00:06:52,660 --> 00:06:57,260 Oh, I'm rolling now. I'm on the roll. I'm on the roll. 75 00:06:58,680 --> 00:07:00,840 Why don't you butter yourself and slip on out of here? 76 00:07:02,320 --> 00:07:05,960 Speaking of slipping, are you guys familiar with a banana sketch? 77 00:07:06,340 --> 00:07:07,720 Oh, nice segue. 78 00:07:08,340 --> 00:07:09,520 Good blend. 79 00:07:10,100 --> 00:07:13,060 Hey, hey, these two bananas are walking down the street. 80 00:07:14,280 --> 00:07:16,760 Listen to Patsy. 81 00:07:17,980 --> 00:07:21,280 He has them eating right down from his hand. 82 00:07:21,580 --> 00:07:23,760 Why, he's got a new writer, Gags Beasley. 83 00:07:24,180 --> 00:07:26,540 Not the legendary Gags Beasley. 84 00:07:27,050 --> 00:07:30,210 You mean you've heard of him? Well, who hasn't? Me, for one. 85 00:07:30,510 --> 00:07:37,010 But, Ted Beasley, he is to comedy what Mozart was to music. He wrote the famous 86 00:07:37,010 --> 00:07:38,350 banana sketch. 87 00:07:38,910 --> 00:07:39,910 The banana sketch. 88 00:07:40,050 --> 00:07:41,210 What's the banana sketch? 89 00:07:43,170 --> 00:07:45,470 You've never heard of the banana sketch? 90 00:07:45,770 --> 00:07:47,730 But it's so funny, you know. 91 00:07:49,630 --> 00:07:56,550 I hear that. 92 00:07:56,750 --> 00:08:01,730 Oh, boy, I killed him. Oh, boy. Yeah, I posed with a banana sketch, you know. 93 00:08:01,890 --> 00:08:03,630 What is a banana sketch? 94 00:08:05,070 --> 00:08:07,550 You never heard of the banana sketch? 95 00:08:08,570 --> 00:08:12,410 Hey, guys. Hey, Kermit never heard of the banana sketch. 96 00:08:12,690 --> 00:08:16,090 I think somebody's pulling my leg. 97 00:08:16,970 --> 00:08:19,090 Somebody is pulling my leg. It's a great guy, though. 98 00:08:19,810 --> 00:08:22,390 You never heard of the banana sketch? 99 00:08:38,669 --> 00:08:41,830 You know, when I was in London, I saw them changing the guards. 100 00:08:42,150 --> 00:08:43,470 What? Were they dirty? 101 00:08:49,050 --> 00:08:50,530 Where'd you say you were born? 102 00:08:50,990 --> 00:08:51,990 In Paris. 103 00:08:52,230 --> 00:08:53,310 Oh, how'd you do that? 104 00:08:53,610 --> 00:08:54,830 The usual way. 105 00:08:59,970 --> 00:09:02,870 My cousin lives in the desert, and boy, can he run fast. 106 00:09:03,210 --> 00:09:04,650 Because the sand is so hot? 107 00:09:04,950 --> 00:09:06,550 No, because the trees are so far apart. 108 00:09:09,320 --> 00:09:11,180 Do you remember where we first met? 109 00:09:11,740 --> 00:09:13,280 Yeah, at the hop. 110 00:09:16,580 --> 00:09:20,820 You know, I'm falling for you. What can I do? 111 00:09:21,100 --> 00:09:22,140 Get out of the way! 112 00:09:25,520 --> 00:09:28,420 Want to join me? 113 00:10:00,260 --> 00:10:01,260 Excuse me. 114 00:10:01,780 --> 00:10:02,780 Pardon me. 115 00:10:02,960 --> 00:10:04,640 You talking to me? 116 00:10:04,960 --> 00:10:07,080 Yes, I couldn't help noticing that you're crying. 117 00:10:07,460 --> 00:10:10,000 Of course I'm crying. I feel sad. 118 00:10:10,260 --> 00:10:13,640 I mean, wouldn't you feel sad if you looked like me? 119 00:10:15,260 --> 00:10:17,920 I don't think there's anything the matter with the way you look. 120 00:10:18,340 --> 00:10:20,800 Oh, you're just saying that to be nice. No. 121 00:10:21,160 --> 00:10:24,100 I mean, I'm a big, huge, hairy lump. 122 00:10:24,480 --> 00:10:25,580 And I scare people. 123 00:10:26,000 --> 00:10:29,560 Every time I walk in this park, people yell, police! 124 00:10:29,940 --> 00:10:31,000 They cry, monster! 125 00:10:31,880 --> 00:10:36,860 Mothers grab their children, and little dogs run away, and flowers wilt. 126 00:10:37,100 --> 00:10:40,620 Oh, now, come on. I think you're exaggerating just a bit, aren't you? Oh, 127 00:10:40,700 --> 00:10:41,700 Well, watch this. 128 00:10:42,340 --> 00:10:43,440 Hello, flower. 129 00:10:47,340 --> 00:10:48,340 See? 130 00:10:48,760 --> 00:10:50,740 And see this dog over here? 131 00:10:51,020 --> 00:10:52,020 Uh -huh. 132 00:10:52,180 --> 00:10:53,340 Hello, doggy. 133 00:11:02,990 --> 00:11:05,510 not calling the police and I don't think you're a big lump. So there. 134 00:11:06,290 --> 00:11:07,290 It's true. 135 00:11:07,590 --> 00:11:08,590 You're not. 136 00:11:08,770 --> 00:11:13,310 A beautiful lady like you takes the time to sit down and talk to me. 137 00:11:13,570 --> 00:11:16,110 Yeah, I just don't like seeing people cry. 138 00:11:16,390 --> 00:11:18,710 I think there's too much sadness in the world. 139 00:11:18,950 --> 00:11:23,950 You know what? If people just took a little time to look past the physical, 140 00:11:23,950 --> 00:11:26,030 might find a lot of beautiful things about you. 141 00:11:26,270 --> 00:11:31,030 Oh, I feel so good. So, so loved. 142 00:11:31,480 --> 00:11:32,480 So beautiful. 143 00:11:33,000 --> 00:11:36,040 You see, if we feel beautiful, we are beautiful. 144 00:11:36,480 --> 00:11:38,220 Oh, I feel beautiful. 145 00:11:40,360 --> 00:11:42,780 Hello, flower. 146 00:11:44,360 --> 00:11:45,360 Hello, 147 00:11:46,380 --> 00:11:48,300 doggie. 148 00:12:09,000 --> 00:12:10,600 Oh, my. 149 00:12:12,240 --> 00:12:14,280 You must have looked so sad. 150 00:12:14,780 --> 00:12:20,500 Oh, I know that you may appear to be on the outside. 151 00:12:48,360 --> 00:12:53,400 Seems full of clouds and rain, and I am filled with naught but pain. 152 00:12:53,700 --> 00:12:56,660 Who suits my thumping, bumping brain? 153 00:12:57,480 --> 00:12:58,480 Nobody. 154 00:12:59,900 --> 00:13:06,480 When winter comes with snow and sleet, and me with hunger and cold feet, who 155 00:13:06,480 --> 00:13:08,800 says, here's two bits, go and eat? 156 00:13:09,600 --> 00:13:10,600 Nobody. 157 00:13:12,500 --> 00:13:16,400 I ain't never done nothing to no... 158 00:13:20,200 --> 00:13:25,120 ain't never got nothing from nobody no time. 159 00:13:25,400 --> 00:13:32,400 And until I get something from somebody sometime, I 160 00:13:32,400 --> 00:13:38,700 don't intend to do nothing for nobody no time. 161 00:13:42,020 --> 00:13:48,280 When I try hard and scheme and plan to look as good as hair I can, 162 00:13:48,540 --> 00:13:51,490 who says, Look at that handsome man. 163 00:13:51,830 --> 00:13:52,749 Who does? 164 00:13:52,750 --> 00:13:53,750 Nobody. 165 00:13:54,830 --> 00:14:01,810 When all day long things go amiss, and I go home to find some bliss, who 166 00:14:01,810 --> 00:14:04,410 hands to me a glowing kiss? 167 00:14:05,070 --> 00:14:06,930 Nobody. Right. 168 00:14:08,190 --> 00:14:12,550 I ain't never done nothing to nobody. 169 00:14:13,970 --> 00:14:18,670 I ain't never got nothing from nobody. 170 00:14:20,840 --> 00:14:26,160 Until I get something from somebody sometime. 171 00:14:26,640 --> 00:14:31,900 I don't intend to do nothing for nobody. 172 00:15:04,970 --> 00:15:09,550 Welcome, Grinch. He's imagining how well you fit within his skin. 173 00:15:51,080 --> 00:15:57,700 I'll be taken in by my welcome grin. I'm imagining how well you fit within my 174 00:15:57,700 --> 00:16:02,580 skin. Never run, 175 00:16:06,520 --> 00:16:09,280 walk away, say goodnight, not good day. 176 00:16:10,200 --> 00:16:11,200 Goodnight. 177 00:16:12,040 --> 00:16:13,040 Goodnight. 178 00:16:18,000 --> 00:16:20,840 Maybe I could meet you guys tomorrow for lunch. 179 00:16:25,760 --> 00:16:28,760 You know, Sandy, it's nice for the two of us to just have a moment alone to 180 00:16:28,760 --> 00:16:30,560 talk, you know? Hey, Sandy. 181 00:16:30,920 --> 00:16:32,240 Hey, Kermit. 182 00:16:32,480 --> 00:16:33,480 Hi, 183 00:16:33,740 --> 00:16:36,460 Fonzie. Hi. Oh, boy, do I have good news? 184 00:16:36,760 --> 00:16:37,760 You can't stay long? 185 00:16:38,420 --> 00:16:41,180 No, no, I got plenty of time. 186 00:16:41,660 --> 00:16:43,100 Well, that's bad news. What's the good news? 187 00:16:44,410 --> 00:16:51,270 Okay, Frog, see, the good news is that I have a great idea for a sketch for both 188 00:16:51,270 --> 00:16:53,350 of us to play. You want to do a sketch with me? 189 00:16:53,810 --> 00:16:55,390 No, not you, with Sandy. 190 00:16:56,290 --> 00:16:57,290 Oh, well, 191 00:16:57,810 --> 00:16:59,910 that sounds great, Fozzie. Who wrote your sketch? 192 00:17:00,250 --> 00:17:04,550 Oh, my writer, the legendary Gags Beasley. 193 00:17:05,770 --> 00:17:09,050 Oh, come on, Fozzie. Gags Beasley is your writer? 194 00:17:09,470 --> 00:17:10,650 You know him? 195 00:17:12,160 --> 00:17:16,920 Of course I know him. I mean, Gag Feasley wrote the famous banana sketch. 196 00:17:16,920 --> 00:17:19,579 right. Wait a minute, wait a minute, wait a minute. Now you too, Sandy. Huh? 197 00:17:19,839 --> 00:17:21,599 Oh, tell me, what is this banana sketch? 198 00:17:22,540 --> 00:17:24,000 You never heard of it? 199 00:17:24,339 --> 00:17:25,440 Come on, Kermit. 200 00:17:25,880 --> 00:17:27,960 Everybody's heard of the banana sketch. I told you, Kermit. 201 00:17:33,700 --> 00:17:37,000 Gag Feasley, I can't believe he's your writer. Yeah, yeah, yeah. You know 202 00:17:37,000 --> 00:17:39,240 something? I am impressed, Fozzie. Really impressed. 203 00:17:39,720 --> 00:17:40,720 Hmm. Yeah. 204 00:17:41,790 --> 00:17:45,930 It's a real classic, this banana sketch. Oh, yeah. And it was written by Gags 205 00:17:45,930 --> 00:17:49,310 Beasley? Yeah. How does it go there, Sandy? Well, I mean, Gags, banana. 206 00:17:49,510 --> 00:17:51,410 The word, synonymous, right? 207 00:17:51,690 --> 00:17:55,370 Right. I can say that again. I gag every time I hear about this sketch. 208 00:17:56,490 --> 00:18:00,590 Fozzie, I could just be thinking about the banana sketch, and I start to crack 209 00:18:00,590 --> 00:18:01,590 up. Me too. 210 00:18:01,850 --> 00:18:02,849 Do you? 211 00:18:02,850 --> 00:18:04,590 Does it make you laugh? Oh, no. 212 00:18:06,010 --> 00:18:10,790 Hey, Foz, do you use a green banana or a yellow one? Oh, yellow. 213 00:18:14,720 --> 00:18:15,720 I love it. 214 00:18:17,960 --> 00:18:20,540 Hold on, hold on, hold on, hold on, hold on, hold on, hold on. 215 00:18:20,960 --> 00:18:22,300 Hold, hold, hold, hold. 216 00:18:22,580 --> 00:18:23,680 Wait a minute, wait a minute. 217 00:18:23,980 --> 00:18:29,100 Sandy, Sandy, please, please, pretty please, Sandy, with sugar, pretty 218 00:18:29,280 --> 00:18:30,540 What? What is the banana sketch? 219 00:18:31,520 --> 00:18:34,360 Tell him, go ahead, tell him, tell him, tell him. You want to tell him? You tell 220 00:18:34,360 --> 00:18:36,120 him, you tell him, you tell him. Okay, I'm going to tell him. 221 00:18:36,320 --> 00:18:37,239 Yeah, yeah. 222 00:18:37,240 --> 00:18:38,320 Well, all right, all right. 223 00:18:56,940 --> 00:18:57,859 the truth, Statler. 224 00:18:57,860 --> 00:18:59,500 Do you get the banana sketch? 225 00:18:59,960 --> 00:19:02,740 No, I get the New York Times and the Manchester Guardian. 226 00:19:05,140 --> 00:19:08,560 Here's a Muppet news flash. 227 00:19:10,030 --> 00:19:14,470 Dateline Dallas, Texas. Mrs. Billy Lee Bonkers of that city recently entered 228 00:19:14,470 --> 00:19:18,050 Guinness Book of Records by establishing the World Jumping in Place record. 229 00:19:18,290 --> 00:19:23,010 Mrs. Bonkers began jumping in place three months ago and so far has jumped 230 00:19:23,010 --> 00:19:24,010 ,000 times. 231 00:19:24,470 --> 00:19:25,830 652 ,001. 232 00:19:26,210 --> 00:19:27,210 Mrs. Bonkers. 233 00:19:27,310 --> 00:19:28,710 652 ,002. 234 00:19:29,050 --> 00:19:32,230 Mrs. Bonkers, do you need any special incentive to keep you going? 235 00:19:32,710 --> 00:19:35,970 Oh, my, no. I have all the incentive that I need. 236 00:19:36,350 --> 00:19:37,350 How's that? 237 00:19:37,870 --> 00:19:39,590 I'm standing on a hot plate. 238 00:19:39,830 --> 00:19:40,830 Ah! 239 00:19:41,530 --> 00:19:42,530 2003! 240 00:19:43,850 --> 00:19:46,210 Truly a courageous and inspiring story. 241 00:19:47,310 --> 00:19:48,710 Where do we get these nuts? 242 00:19:51,590 --> 00:19:54,650 Okay, stand by for veterinarian's hospital. Veterinarian's hospital. 243 00:19:55,550 --> 00:19:57,450 Oh, frog of my life. 244 00:19:57,810 --> 00:20:01,690 Please tell me what they're saying about you is not true. 245 00:20:02,110 --> 00:20:03,009 What's that, Biggie? 246 00:20:03,010 --> 00:20:04,570 That you, you... 247 00:20:05,420 --> 00:20:11,500 television show, Venturing of the Boards. You have never heard of the 248 00:20:11,500 --> 00:20:12,500 sketch? 249 00:20:14,400 --> 00:20:18,380 Piggy said the frog trying to refrain from losing his cool and looking like a 250 00:20:18,380 --> 00:20:19,079 bad sport. 251 00:20:19,080 --> 00:20:20,240 There is no banana sketch! 252 00:20:20,540 --> 00:20:23,220 There never was a banana sketch and there never will be a banana sketch! 253 00:20:25,500 --> 00:20:26,500 Touchy, touchy. 254 00:20:29,720 --> 00:20:31,980 Hey, which way to my dressing room? 255 00:20:32,400 --> 00:20:34,360 And don't try to shove me into the refrigerator. 256 00:20:41,320 --> 00:20:46,720 Now, Veterinarians Hospital, the continuing story of a former orthopedic 257 00:20:46,720 --> 00:20:48,580 who's gone to the dogs. 258 00:20:53,120 --> 00:20:55,700 Well, what do you think, Dr. Bob? 259 00:20:55,920 --> 00:20:58,040 This is your first transplant. 260 00:20:58,460 --> 00:21:00,300 Well, there's always a second chance. 261 00:21:01,260 --> 00:21:03,700 But what if he doesn't make it, Dr. Bob? 262 00:21:04,040 --> 00:21:05,500 I don't mean him, I mean me. 263 00:21:06,240 --> 00:21:07,420 Let me check into something. 264 00:21:09,350 --> 00:21:11,030 The old ticker still sounds great. 265 00:21:11,610 --> 00:21:13,830 Oh, you mean his new heart is fine? 266 00:21:14,210 --> 00:21:16,950 No, I mean my new watch. I dropped it in when I was sewing him up. 267 00:21:18,470 --> 00:21:19,470 So Dr. 268 00:21:19,550 --> 00:21:22,070 Bob dropped his watch in the patient's chest. 269 00:21:22,610 --> 00:21:24,810 Tune in next week when we'll hear Dr. 270 00:21:25,070 --> 00:21:28,730 Bob say... Well, let's look on the bright side. At least if he doesn't make 271 00:21:28,770 --> 00:21:30,030 we'll know the exact time he went. 272 00:21:36,150 --> 00:21:37,330 That's wonderful, wonderful. 273 00:21:37,570 --> 00:21:38,570 Right, Sandler? 274 00:21:39,500 --> 00:21:40,500 Did he jump? 275 00:21:48,840 --> 00:21:55,460 Try to remember the kind of September 276 00:22:09,680 --> 00:22:11,960 When grass... 277 00:24:04,270 --> 00:24:06,530 Special thanks to our guest star, Miss Sandy Duncan. 278 00:24:10,730 --> 00:24:13,390 I want you to know I had a good time. 279 00:24:13,750 --> 00:24:17,250 Oh, me too. Hey, and you know how some shows give their guest star a dozen 280 00:24:17,250 --> 00:24:18,250 at the end of the show? 281 00:24:18,350 --> 00:24:19,249 You shouldn't have. 282 00:24:19,250 --> 00:24:20,650 I didn't. Hey, banana boy! 283 00:24:24,870 --> 00:24:29,910 Sandy, it was the frog's idea, not mine, not mine. All right, I love it. I love 284 00:24:29,910 --> 00:24:32,650 all of you. Yeah? You know what? I hope that's the last... 285 00:24:33,260 --> 00:24:34,260 Manna sketch. 286 00:25:15,630 --> 00:25:16,890 Well, how'd you like the show? 287 00:25:17,250 --> 00:25:19,930 Maybe I'm getting soft, but I loved it. Have a banana. 21426