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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:02,220 --> 00:00:03,800 Oh, Ann. Ann Murray. 2 00:00:04,019 --> 00:00:06,060 15 seconds of curtain, Miss Murray. 3 00:00:06,280 --> 00:00:07,280 Thanks, Scooter. 4 00:00:09,400 --> 00:00:11,700 Is skateboarding allowed in the theater? 5 00:00:11,940 --> 00:00:15,460 Nope. Strictly forbidden. For some dumb reason, though I don't know why. 6 00:00:18,880 --> 00:00:20,700 I just remembered the reason. 7 00:00:25,660 --> 00:00:28,740 It's the Muppet Show with our very special guest, Ann. 8 00:00:49,140 --> 00:00:51,020 It's time to get things started. 9 00:00:53,640 --> 00:00:59,440 It's time to get things started. 10 00:01:24,650 --> 00:01:27,950 tonight because our special guest is the lovely recording star and entertainer 11 00:01:27,950 --> 00:01:32,650 miss ann murray but before we meet miss murray we have a sensational opening 12 00:01:32,650 --> 00:01:36,610 number now i'm not going to tell you anything about it because i want it to 13 00:01:36,610 --> 00:01:43,330 real surprise and a second hey uh hey back there well would you turn off that 14 00:01:43,330 --> 00:01:47,030 that uh uh chainsaw turn off the chainsaw 15 00:01:50,920 --> 00:01:54,860 By the chainsaw, that's the motorcycle for Miss Piggy's opening number. 16 00:01:55,200 --> 00:01:57,940 No, it's a motorcycle. I was trying to keep it from the audience. 17 00:02:02,340 --> 00:02:03,279 Back there. 18 00:02:03,280 --> 00:02:04,280 Hey, 19 00:02:05,260 --> 00:02:06,900 guys, back there. 20 00:02:07,420 --> 00:02:09,800 Turn off that chainsaw. 21 00:02:12,140 --> 00:02:13,140 Got it. 22 00:02:13,700 --> 00:02:15,460 I don't know why he even tried. 23 00:02:15,920 --> 00:02:19,600 Ladies and gentlemen, our opening number featuring Miss Piggy on a... 24 00:02:48,470 --> 00:02:49,470 motorcycle. You blew it! 25 00:04:25,640 --> 00:04:27,440 Putt, putt, putt, putt, putt, putt, putt, putt. Oh, boy. 26 00:04:28,760 --> 00:04:32,660 Cermy? Yeah? Oh, Cermy, you know, you and I should have done that number 27 00:04:32,660 --> 00:04:36,700 together. Oh? You'd be very attractive in the leather and goggle look. 28 00:04:36,940 --> 00:04:39,720 Well, I just need the leather. I already got the goggle look. 29 00:05:18,350 --> 00:05:20,370 favorite songs. Ladies and gentlemen, Miss Anne -Marie! 30 00:05:31,550 --> 00:05:38,310 Beneath its snowy metal cold and plain, the unborn grass lies waiting for 31 00:05:38,310 --> 00:05:40,110 its coat to turn to grain. 32 00:05:54,090 --> 00:06:00,290 I was young then too And anything that it would tell me That's the thing that I 33 00:06:00,290 --> 00:06:07,250 would do But now I feel such emptiness within For 34 00:06:07,250 --> 00:06:14,150 the thing that I want most in life's the thing that I can't win Spread your 35 00:06:14,150 --> 00:06:21,150 tiny wings and fly away And take the snow back with you where it came from 36 00:06:21,150 --> 00:06:22,150 on that day 37 00:06:23,820 --> 00:06:27,140 When I left forever is untrue. 38 00:06:27,980 --> 00:06:32,880 And if I could, you know that I would fly away with you. 39 00:06:33,960 --> 00:06:40,860 The breeze along the river seems to say that he'll only break my heart 40 00:06:40,860 --> 00:06:43,060 again should I decide to stay. 41 00:06:43,700 --> 00:06:50,600 So little snowbird, take me with you when you go to that land of gentle 42 00:06:50,600 --> 00:06:52,920 breezes where the peaceful water 43 00:07:09,530 --> 00:07:14,750 And if I could, you know that I would fly away with you. 44 00:07:22,670 --> 00:07:23,850 into the snowbirds, huh? 45 00:07:24,530 --> 00:07:25,530 Um, yes. 46 00:07:25,790 --> 00:07:26,709 Who are you? 47 00:07:26,710 --> 00:07:29,150 Oh, I'm the dodo who lives around here. 48 00:07:30,290 --> 00:07:32,430 Well, this is a beautiful forest. 49 00:07:32,810 --> 00:07:33,810 Oh, really? 50 00:07:33,930 --> 00:07:35,390 We're tearing it all down. 51 00:07:36,470 --> 00:07:37,470 You're kidding. 52 00:07:37,870 --> 00:07:39,690 Nope, gonna build apartment houses. 53 00:07:39,950 --> 00:07:43,150 Yep, rip out the trees, brick up the creek. 54 00:07:44,710 --> 00:07:45,750 Apartments everywhere. 55 00:07:46,670 --> 00:07:49,130 I didn't know birds built apartment houses. 56 00:07:49,390 --> 00:07:52,050 Oh, yeah, these are especially built for birds. 57 00:08:00,810 --> 00:08:03,770 get on with my song now? Yeah, but you better sing fast. 58 00:08:03,990 --> 00:08:05,290 The bulldozers are coming. 59 00:08:07,370 --> 00:08:09,370 Yeah, if I could, you know. 60 00:08:31,480 --> 00:08:33,520 Snowbirds? Snow good, either. 61 00:08:36,659 --> 00:08:40,860 Okay, great number, great number. That was just wonderful, Ann. Hey, what about 62 00:08:40,860 --> 00:08:43,419 me? Well, to be honest, I hate bird jokes. 63 00:08:43,760 --> 00:08:46,140 Oh, come on, Kermit. He just did it for a lark. 64 00:08:46,360 --> 00:08:49,060 Oh, boy. 65 00:08:49,380 --> 00:08:53,180 Oh, Scooter, Scooter, would you tell the Mexican hat dancers they're on next? 66 00:08:53,340 --> 00:08:54,019 Oh, I did. 67 00:08:54,020 --> 00:08:58,280 Good. Scooter, you're not riding your skateboard up there, are you? Nope, I 68 00:08:58,280 --> 00:08:59,280 it downstairs. 69 00:08:59,640 --> 00:09:00,640 Oh, good. 70 00:09:07,080 --> 00:09:09,000 You think that's funny, huh? 71 00:09:09,840 --> 00:09:10,840 Oh, 72 00:09:13,820 --> 00:09:17,380 here's another mucho haha for you. You see, your set is ruined, and so the 73 00:09:17,380 --> 00:09:19,160 Mexican hat dance number has to be canceled. 74 00:09:21,880 --> 00:09:25,220 And now for this Muppet News Flash. 75 00:09:25,640 --> 00:09:29,900 Muppet Labs announced today the invention of a new hair trigger 76 00:09:30,520 --> 00:09:34,500 The paper was inscribed with the following message, quote, Muppet Labs 77 00:09:34,500 --> 00:09:37,540 today the invention of a new hair -trigger -exploding paper. 78 00:09:41,960 --> 00:09:46,280 Ladies and gentlemen, there's been a last -minute program change. 79 00:09:46,560 --> 00:09:50,060 The Mexican hat dancers have graciously stepped aside. 80 00:09:59,760 --> 00:10:02,100 that we may present the following piece of weirdness. 81 00:10:30,790 --> 00:10:34,110 Wonder, trudge, wonder, trudge, wonder, wonder, 82 00:10:35,450 --> 00:10:39,170 wonder, wonder, wonder, wonder, wonder, wonder, wonder, wonder, wonder, wonder, 83 00:10:39,470 --> 00:10:41,950 wonder, wonder, wonder, wonder, wonder, 84 00:10:43,650 --> 00:10:50,130 wonder, wonder, 85 00:10:50,130 --> 00:10:52,530 wonder, wonder, wonder, wonder, wonder, wonder, wonder, wonder. 86 00:10:54,250 --> 00:11:00,570 chuckle, gloat groan, whipper giggle, gloat moan, giggle groan chuckle, gloat 87 00:11:00,570 --> 00:11:05,810 whipper smash smash smash smash smash 88 00:11:05,810 --> 00:11:12,090 smash smash smash smash smash smash smash smash 89 00:11:12,090 --> 00:11:13,610 smash smash smash smash smash smash smash smash smash smash smash smash 90 00:11:13,610 --> 00:11:13,610 smash smash smash smash smash smash smash smash smash smash smash smash 91 00:11:13,610 --> 00:11:13,610 smash smash smash smash smash smash smash smash smash smash smash smash 92 00:11:13,610 --> 00:11:13,610 smash smash smash smash smash smash smash smash smash smash smash smash 93 00:11:13,610 --> 00:11:13,610 smash smash smash smash smash smash smash smash smash smash smash smash 94 00:11:13,610 --> 00:11:13,610 smash smash smash smash smash smash smash smash smash smash smash smash 95 00:11:13,610 --> 00:11:14,450 smash smash smash smash smash smash smash smash smash smash smash smash 96 00:11:14,450 --> 00:11:14,450 smash smash smash smash smash smash smash smash smash smash smash smash 97 00:11:14,450 --> 00:11:14,470 smash smash smash smash smash smash smash smash smash smash smash smash 98 00:11:14,470 --> 00:11:15,090 smash smash smash smash smash smash smash smash smash smash smash smash 99 00:11:15,090 --> 00:11:15,090 smash smash smash smash smash smash smash smash smash smash smash smash 100 00:11:15,090 --> 00:11:15,090 smash smash smash smash smash smash smash smash smash smash smash smash 101 00:11:15,090 --> 00:11:16,630 smash smash smash smash smash smash smash smash smash smash smash smash 102 00:11:16,630 --> 00:11:20,710 smash smash smash smash smash smash smash smash smash smash smash smash 103 00:11:29,140 --> 00:11:31,700 Deal. Trudge, 104 00:11:31,700 --> 00:11:55,000 trudge. 105 00:12:07,690 --> 00:12:11,790 from a record -breaking two -day engagement at the Saskatoon, 106 00:12:11,790 --> 00:12:12,790 Parrot Jungle. 107 00:13:08,170 --> 00:13:10,270 I want to hear y 'all now. Here we go. 108 00:14:14,760 --> 00:14:19,120 Miss Murray, I'm... Snoop. Yeah, yeah. 109 00:14:19,420 --> 00:14:22,980 And I just came up to your... Dressing room? 110 00:14:23,280 --> 00:14:24,280 Yeah. 111 00:14:24,380 --> 00:14:28,600 Because I was looking for my... Saxophone. 112 00:14:29,040 --> 00:14:30,040 Yeah. 113 00:14:30,820 --> 00:14:32,300 Anything else you want to know? 114 00:14:32,680 --> 00:14:37,060 No, that about covers it. You know, there's just one way to keep from losing 115 00:14:37,060 --> 00:14:38,380 that thing. What's that? 116 00:14:39,020 --> 00:14:40,320 Keep blowing it. 117 00:15:24,880 --> 00:15:25,880 We have. 118 00:17:06,480 --> 00:17:07,560 That's very nice. 119 00:17:08,680 --> 00:17:09,680 Zoot. 120 00:17:12,480 --> 00:17:18,020 Hey, are those guys still here? They finished their number a long time ago. 121 00:17:18,020 --> 00:17:18,858 don't they go home? 122 00:17:18,859 --> 00:17:20,579 They say they want transportation. 123 00:17:21,500 --> 00:17:22,500 Transportation? 124 00:17:22,819 --> 00:17:25,819 Yeah, they say they're waiting for their chauffeur. 125 00:17:27,500 --> 00:17:31,420 Guys, there seems to be some misunderstanding here. You see, we 126 00:17:38,279 --> 00:17:39,760 Your chauffeur's name is Scooter. 127 00:17:40,400 --> 00:17:41,400 Okay, boss. 128 00:17:41,820 --> 00:17:44,620 Why don't you go and wait there by the door, and he'll come and pick you up. 129 00:17:46,160 --> 00:17:47,160 Scooter? 130 00:17:47,800 --> 00:17:48,800 Ready. 131 00:17:48,900 --> 00:17:50,860 Your passengers are down there by the door. 132 00:17:51,060 --> 00:17:52,060 Okay. 133 00:18:06,030 --> 00:18:12,830 on the ceiling near my bed in my sight through 134 00:18:12,830 --> 00:18:18,930 the night I try to hide in vain 135 00:18:18,930 --> 00:18:21,290 underneath my counter 136 00:18:44,460 --> 00:18:48,060 Since it is a dancing floor job. 137 00:20:37,710 --> 00:20:38,930 some skateboard tricks on stage? 138 00:20:39,290 --> 00:20:42,590 Uh, well, maybe next week, Scooter. We're just about to do the closing 139 00:20:42,590 --> 00:20:46,570 now. Oh, gee, my uncle owns this theater and who's in the audience tonight and 140 00:20:46,570 --> 00:20:49,630 who won't be here next week because he's talking to his accountant about a big 141 00:20:49,630 --> 00:20:50,429 rent increase? 142 00:20:50,430 --> 00:20:52,430 Yeah. Well, we'll be very disappointed. 143 00:20:55,350 --> 00:20:59,130 Scooter, shouldn't you be getting your skateboard ready for the closing number? 144 00:20:59,250 --> 00:21:00,250 Oh, thanks, Chief. 145 00:21:01,630 --> 00:21:04,190 Some Chief taking orders from the Papoose. 146 00:21:09,160 --> 00:21:10,160 of course, Scooter's uncle. 147 00:21:10,180 --> 00:21:15,400 Once again, it is time for our guest star and our skateboards. So let's have 148 00:21:15,400 --> 00:21:16,960 really big hand for Ms. Ann Murray. 149 00:21:17,160 --> 00:21:18,160 Yay! 150 00:21:26,620 --> 00:21:33,380 When trumpets were mellow And every gal only had 151 00:21:33,380 --> 00:21:40,320 one fellow No need to remember when Because everything 152 00:21:40,320 --> 00:21:42,860 old is new again. 153 00:21:46,660 --> 00:21:49,780 Dancing at Long Island. 154 00:21:50,100 --> 00:21:52,180 Jazz age parties. 155 00:21:52,400 --> 00:21:56,300 Way to bring us some more Bacardi. 156 00:21:56,940 --> 00:22:00,340 Order now what they order then. 157 00:22:00,860 --> 00:22:03,840 Because everything old is new. 158 00:22:09,290 --> 00:22:13,630 Get out your white suit, top hat and tail. 159 00:22:14,550 --> 00:22:17,570 Let's go backwards and forward, Bill. 160 00:22:18,470 --> 00:22:22,990 And movie stars, they thought we're long dead. 161 00:22:23,370 --> 00:22:26,550 Get them framed beside your bed. 162 00:22:27,770 --> 00:22:30,790 Don't throw the past away. 163 00:22:31,710 --> 00:22:35,370 You might need it some rainy day. 164 00:22:36,530 --> 00:22:38,650 Dreams can come true. 165 00:22:39,280 --> 00:22:46,060 When everything old is new again Get out your white 166 00:22:46,060 --> 00:22:52,680 suit, top hat and tail And put it in backwards when forward fell 167 00:22:52,680 --> 00:22:59,420 And leave Greta Garbo alone And be a 168 00:22:59,420 --> 00:23:00,420 movie star 169 00:23:17,399 --> 00:23:18,399 Oh, yeah. 170 00:24:17,190 --> 00:24:19,670 Thank you, Kermit. You know, it's been a lot of fun. 171 00:24:20,010 --> 00:24:22,010 You people are just wonderful. 172 00:24:24,550 --> 00:24:25,550 Kermit, are you all right? 173 00:25:11,100 --> 00:25:14,240 you know something doesn't have to be funny to be good what did you think of 174 00:25:14,240 --> 00:25:15,420 this show it was good 13475

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