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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:09,160 --> 00:00:10,460 Hi, I'm Brian Henson. 2 00:00:10,860 --> 00:00:15,100 Everyone knows that my father performed Kermit the Frog, but he also did a lot 3 00:00:15,100 --> 00:00:16,100 of other characters. 4 00:00:16,180 --> 00:00:18,740 He performed the sweetest chef, Dr. 5 00:00:19,740 --> 00:00:22,960 Keith, Ralph the Dog, 6 00:00:24,640 --> 00:00:27,480 Waldorf, and Link Hogthrob. 7 00:00:30,860 --> 00:00:37,160 Link Hogthrob is actually one voice that I remember very well. 8 00:00:37,640 --> 00:00:42,200 As a kid, whenever my dad did some stereotypical fatherly chore, like 9 00:00:42,200 --> 00:00:45,800 the Thanksgiving turkey, that would be the voice he would use. Surely you 10 00:00:45,800 --> 00:00:50,440 recognize the independent heating slash unifying element on the horizontal 11 00:00:50,440 --> 00:00:51,660 equalizing plane? 12 00:00:52,040 --> 00:00:55,740 I guess when the character of this pompous, not -too -bright pig came 13 00:00:55,740 --> 00:00:57,880 figured, well, that voice would fit just perfectly. 14 00:00:58,660 --> 00:01:02,300 See if you can tell which characters are my father's voices in this next episode 15 00:01:02,300 --> 00:01:03,300 of The Muppet Show. 16 00:01:07,650 --> 00:01:11,790 Oh, Dudley, Dudley Moore, 15 seconds for curtain, Mr. Moore. Thanks, Scooter. 17 00:01:12,810 --> 00:01:15,810 Say, I'm having a bit of trouble getting this piano in tune. Can you give me an 18 00:01:15,810 --> 00:01:17,210 A? Sure, easy. 19 00:01:25,090 --> 00:01:28,550 It's the Muppet Show with our very special guest star, Dudley Moore. 20 00:01:28,870 --> 00:01:29,870 Yay! 21 00:01:52,300 --> 00:01:53,300 Watch what you say tonight. 22 00:01:53,460 --> 00:01:55,160 I think the place is bugged. 23 00:02:19,440 --> 00:02:22,740 And a terrific show it is because our special guest is one of England's 24 00:02:22,740 --> 00:02:27,140 brightest stars of music and comedy, Mr. Dudley Moore. But first, to get things 25 00:02:27,140 --> 00:02:29,720 started, we have invited a talented group of young unknowns. 26 00:02:30,040 --> 00:02:31,340 So let's give them a big hand. 27 00:04:47,150 --> 00:04:50,630 But you know, you fellas should find a name for your group. We were thinking of 28 00:04:50,630 --> 00:04:51,970 something like the Grateful Dead. 29 00:04:52,590 --> 00:04:53,569 The who? 30 00:04:53,570 --> 00:04:54,690 Nah, it's been done. 31 00:04:55,050 --> 00:04:56,650 It's been done too. 32 00:04:58,650 --> 00:04:59,790 Hey, it's Dudley Moore. 33 00:05:00,110 --> 00:05:01,110 Hi, Dudley. 34 00:05:01,450 --> 00:05:03,070 You ready for my number yet? 35 00:05:03,290 --> 00:05:07,050 Well, not yet. But matter of fact, the band was wondering how they're going to 36 00:05:07,050 --> 00:05:08,870 play your accompaniment without any arrangements. 37 00:05:09,170 --> 00:05:10,170 Band? 38 00:05:10,630 --> 00:05:11,609 Arrangements? Sure. 39 00:05:11,610 --> 00:05:13,270 I don't need any arrangements. 40 00:05:13,570 --> 00:05:14,570 Really? How come? 41 00:05:14,850 --> 00:05:15,850 I've got Mama. 42 00:05:19,850 --> 00:05:21,130 fugitive from Star Wars. 43 00:05:21,610 --> 00:05:24,030 Its name is Mama, huh? Yeah. 44 00:05:24,450 --> 00:05:27,190 Music and mood management apparatus. 45 00:05:27,550 --> 00:05:28,550 Mama. 46 00:05:29,130 --> 00:05:31,030 Plays anything you want? Exactly. 47 00:05:31,390 --> 00:05:32,390 Is it any good? 48 00:05:32,790 --> 00:05:34,110 Is it any good? 49 00:05:34,870 --> 00:05:36,770 This is the ultimate achievement. 50 00:05:37,370 --> 00:05:41,390 This is man's synthesis of science and art. 51 00:05:41,810 --> 00:05:44,610 This is the Sistine Chapel of innovation. 52 00:05:45,730 --> 00:05:46,930 It's good, huh? 53 00:06:13,390 --> 00:06:16,870 Gee, hey, could we use it for our next number? Sure, what is it? It's called At 54 00:06:16,870 --> 00:06:17,609 The Dance. 55 00:06:17,610 --> 00:06:18,610 My pleasure. 56 00:06:21,370 --> 00:06:22,370 Okay, 57 00:06:23,350 --> 00:06:25,270 everybody on stage for At The Dispo Dance. 58 00:06:26,390 --> 00:06:27,970 This is going to be so funny. 59 00:06:33,250 --> 00:06:38,790 Oh, yeah. 60 00:06:41,370 --> 00:06:42,750 Hey, hey, everybody, hey, listen. 61 00:06:43,530 --> 00:06:49,490 What is green, waves its arms, and is found in Chinese restaurants, huh? I 62 00:06:49,490 --> 00:06:52,530 know. What is green, waves its arms, and is found in Chinese restaurants? 63 00:06:53,390 --> 00:06:54,730 Kermit the Egg Roll. 64 00:08:11,560 --> 00:08:16,600 the top hits of 1929 written by Charles Cal Cal Davenport called Mama Don't 65 00:08:16,600 --> 00:08:18,220 Laugh. Oh, good. 66 00:08:18,580 --> 00:08:22,060 Cal Cal's songs are so moving. 67 00:08:24,740 --> 00:08:29,300 Okay, and it's played for you with his music and mood management apparatus by 68 00:08:29,300 --> 00:08:30,300 the fabulous... 69 00:09:15,710 --> 00:09:20,490 You're going to wake up playing a hop because mama don't allow no guitar 70 00:09:20,490 --> 00:09:21,129 in here. 71 00:09:21,130 --> 00:09:22,210 Take it, mama. 72 00:09:31,850 --> 00:09:35,250 Would you believe this? It's a musical garbage can. 73 00:09:36,470 --> 00:09:38,350 Playing musical garbage. 74 00:09:39,710 --> 00:09:41,810 Yeah, it ain't got that sweet. 75 00:09:46,760 --> 00:09:48,400 That it is being played. 76 00:09:49,160 --> 00:09:50,760 Ain't nobody being paid. 77 00:09:51,900 --> 00:09:54,160 True, true time. 78 00:09:58,340 --> 00:10:01,080 Mama don't allow no drummer man in here. 79 00:10:02,820 --> 00:10:05,660 Mama don't allow no drummer man in here. 80 00:10:07,640 --> 00:10:12,460 Mama said she's gonna learn a bowl if she had drumming in this room. Cause 81 00:10:12,460 --> 00:10:14,640 don't allow no drumming in here. 82 00:10:59,880 --> 00:11:01,060 Hey, Cricket Brett. 83 00:11:02,060 --> 00:11:03,060 Hi, guys. 84 00:11:03,980 --> 00:11:06,940 What's this electric no -man's band you're using? 85 00:11:09,180 --> 00:11:11,060 That's just an experiment. That's all, Floyd. 86 00:11:11,320 --> 00:11:12,540 Listen, Turtle Bait. 87 00:11:13,280 --> 00:11:17,040 Just because it can play for Dudley Moore don't mean it can play the rest of 88 00:11:17,040 --> 00:11:20,020 show. Right, right, right. The rest of the show. 89 00:11:20,280 --> 00:11:21,820 Floyd, that's a wonderful idea. 90 00:11:22,380 --> 00:11:26,320 I'll just plug the background music button here. 91 00:11:29,630 --> 00:11:31,870 Rolf, hey, Rolf, where are you going? Wait a minute, man. 92 00:11:32,110 --> 00:11:34,370 Hey, we've got to present a solid front on this. 93 00:11:35,210 --> 00:11:39,310 You do the solid front bit. I'm going to call this monkey I know who's looking 94 00:11:39,310 --> 00:11:40,350 for an organ grinder. 95 00:11:43,850 --> 00:11:48,070 Well, I'm... Everybody else stays for Pigs in Space? 96 00:11:48,970 --> 00:11:49,970 Well, 97 00:11:50,270 --> 00:11:52,230 it's a sad day for musicians. 98 00:11:53,150 --> 00:11:57,190 Yeah. I can almost hear Beethoven turning over in his grave. 99 00:12:00,590 --> 00:12:06,810 And now, Pigs in Space! 100 00:12:10,990 --> 00:12:15,650 When last we left the spaceship Swine Trek, it was being followed by a 101 00:12:15,650 --> 00:12:16,890 mysterious object. 102 00:12:18,230 --> 00:12:22,350 It looks like one of those things that scientists send up from Earth. What do 103 00:12:22,350 --> 00:12:23,350 you call them? 104 00:12:23,600 --> 00:12:24,780 Of course it's a light. 105 00:12:25,640 --> 00:12:28,160 Looks like a lot of lights, but what do you call it? 106 00:12:29,060 --> 00:12:31,660 My cup of time is off to a great start. 107 00:12:32,780 --> 00:12:36,420 Link, I've just found out what that object is. 108 00:12:36,920 --> 00:12:37,919 What is it, Dr. 109 00:12:37,920 --> 00:12:40,720 Strangepork? I'll tell you when I make my entrance. 110 00:12:41,220 --> 00:12:42,220 Hmm? 111 00:12:57,320 --> 00:13:01,160 Pretty big fanfare for a mere passenger -scientist. 112 00:13:02,120 --> 00:13:04,080 Imagine what it would be for a captain. 113 00:13:04,880 --> 00:13:06,100 Think I'll try it. 114 00:13:06,640 --> 00:13:09,080 Here I go. 115 00:13:12,640 --> 00:13:14,180 Your captain is here. 116 00:13:37,200 --> 00:13:38,980 This is a catastrophe. 117 00:13:42,160 --> 00:13:45,620 How come it always plays dumb music when I talk? 118 00:13:47,160 --> 00:13:49,940 I can't take any more of this. I'm walking. 119 00:13:50,260 --> 00:13:52,940 You can't. Ha! Watch me. 120 00:13:56,280 --> 00:14:02,640 What do you think you're doing? 121 00:14:02,920 --> 00:14:04,580 Just what you told us to. 122 00:14:04,920 --> 00:14:06,720 Yeah, you said watch me. 123 00:17:17,579 --> 00:17:21,319 on the subject, so it's probably best to talk about it. Yeah, I'm glad you feel 124 00:17:21,319 --> 00:17:28,200 that way. Yeah, well, why don't we openly and freely express our feelings 125 00:17:28,200 --> 00:17:29,360 subject? Good. 126 00:17:29,700 --> 00:17:31,760 I feel that that cheap... 127 00:17:56,880 --> 00:18:02,880 I think it's a very succinct and valid expression of your opinion. 128 00:18:03,460 --> 00:18:09,800 I, on the other hand, feel that technological advances should not be 129 00:18:09,800 --> 00:18:16,620 viewed as an enemy. I mean, after all, great triumphs of 130 00:18:16,620 --> 00:18:22,740 science are also 131 00:18:22,740 --> 00:18:25,840 true advances of the human spirit. 132 00:18:26,040 --> 00:18:32,660 And I don't feel that we should let temporary or 133 00:18:32,660 --> 00:18:35,580 personal considerations stand in the way. 134 00:19:05,290 --> 00:19:07,450 It's time once again for Gonzo the Great. 135 00:19:08,190 --> 00:19:11,870 Gonzo apparently has a real crazy act tonight. He won't even tell me what it 136 00:19:11,890 --> 00:19:16,210 but I do have this message. We have to ask for complete and total silence from 137 00:19:16,210 --> 00:19:17,210 everyone. 138 00:20:56,590 --> 00:20:59,290 The music machine seems to be on the sick list. 139 00:21:01,190 --> 00:21:03,890 Maybe it'll still work. 140 00:21:08,970 --> 00:21:10,470 Japanese kabuki music. 141 00:21:12,110 --> 00:21:16,530 Listen, guys, if you all will finish up the show, I promise I will never even 142 00:21:16,530 --> 00:21:17,650 think of using another band. 143 00:25:03,500 --> 00:25:06,960 and a splendid evening marred only by the fact that we blew up half the 144 00:25:08,120 --> 00:25:12,440 But before we go, let us have one last round of applause for our very special 145 00:25:12,440 --> 00:25:14,140 guest star, ladies and gentlemen, Mr. Dudley Moore! 146 00:25:15,240 --> 00:25:15,640 Thank 147 00:25:15,640 --> 00:25:22,640 you 148 00:25:22,640 --> 00:25:25,860 very much, Kermit. It's been a real pleasure playing the remains of the 149 00:25:25,860 --> 00:25:26,860 Theater. 150 00:25:27,480 --> 00:25:30,100 Yeah, and I'm sorry to say that we broke your machine. 151 00:25:30,420 --> 00:25:33,280 Oh. No trouble. I'm happy to say I fixed it again. 152 00:25:34,920 --> 00:25:36,840 I'm sorry to say I liked it better when it was broken. 153 00:25:38,560 --> 00:25:41,180 I'll just program it for the closing theme. 154 00:25:42,020 --> 00:25:44,700 Good. Well, there's nothing left for me to say, but we'll see you next time on 155 00:25:44,700 --> 00:25:45,700 The Muppet Show. 156 00:26:22,350 --> 00:26:24,950 They blew up half the theater. At least they blew up the right half. 157 00:26:25,410 --> 00:26:26,410 There. 11624