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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:02,300 --> 00:00:03,300 Elka Summer? 2 00:00:03,540 --> 00:00:05,480 Fifteen seconds to curtain, Miss Summer. 3 00:00:06,000 --> 00:00:11,360 Thank you, Scooter. Listen, I hate to complain, but there's a man eating my 4 00:00:11,360 --> 00:00:12,360 makeup table. 5 00:00:12,600 --> 00:00:13,920 I'm terribly sorry. 6 00:00:14,440 --> 00:00:17,200 Fred, you're supposed to eat the wardrobe. 7 00:00:18,540 --> 00:00:19,540 Sorry. 8 00:00:21,180 --> 00:00:22,860 Wardrobe? That makes more sense. 9 00:00:24,000 --> 00:00:25,160 I guess so. 10 00:00:29,640 --> 00:00:32,659 The Muppet Show with our very special guest, our Elkie Summer. 11 00:00:48,540 --> 00:00:50,240 It's time to play the music. 12 00:00:50,540 --> 00:00:52,200 It's time to light the light. 13 00:00:52,600 --> 00:00:55,520 It's time to meet the Muppet on the Muppet Show tonight. 14 00:00:56,800 --> 00:00:58,560 It's time to put on makeup. 15 00:00:58,780 --> 00:01:00,540 It's time to dress up right. 16 00:01:00,860 --> 00:01:02,760 It's time to get things started. 17 00:01:03,060 --> 00:01:05,040 Why don't you get things started? 18 00:01:08,640 --> 00:01:13,020 It's time to get things started on the most sensational, inspirational, 19 00:01:13,580 --> 00:01:16,540 celebrational, momentational PNC. 20 00:01:37,200 --> 00:01:39,340 This is the Muppet Show, and you have been warned. 21 00:01:40,260 --> 00:01:43,780 Hey, we have a real treat tonight because our very special guest star is 22 00:01:43,780 --> 00:01:47,040 the world's most beautiful and talented ladies, Miss Elka Summer. 23 00:01:47,460 --> 00:01:50,180 But before we get to her, ladies and gentlemen, bye. 24 00:03:14,190 --> 00:03:16,170 That's my baby. That's my baby. 25 00:03:20,310 --> 00:03:21,610 Is that your kid? 26 00:03:21,850 --> 00:03:25,870 Of course not. I'm just babysitting. This is my grandson. 27 00:03:26,310 --> 00:03:27,790 Well, there is a resemblance. 28 00:03:28,170 --> 00:03:30,710 Yeah, but I won't be bought in two flicks forever. 29 00:03:33,810 --> 00:03:36,530 Okay, Muppet Labs on stage next. Muppet Labs. 30 00:03:37,030 --> 00:03:40,590 Mr. Kermit, where's Beaker? Beaker, I'm sure I don't know. 31 00:03:42,510 --> 00:03:47,150 Little paddle, I shall have to cancel Muppet Labs this week. And I was going 32 00:03:47,150 --> 00:03:50,590 give Beaker the honor of demonstrating this new diesel shaver. 33 00:03:51,390 --> 00:03:54,850 A close shave for Beaker either way. 34 00:03:56,010 --> 00:03:59,290 Sorry to cancel at such short notice. Oh, that's okay. 35 00:03:59,550 --> 00:04:01,570 I hate to go out there and lose face. 36 00:04:02,430 --> 00:04:04,150 I'm sure Beaker felt the same way. 37 00:04:14,190 --> 00:04:15,390 this is a new one. 38 00:04:15,730 --> 00:04:18,149 I'll plug it in and see if it's working. 39 00:04:26,970 --> 00:04:27,970 It's working. 40 00:04:30,210 --> 00:04:37,090 Okay, owing to the unfortunate cancellation of Muppet Land, combined 41 00:04:37,090 --> 00:04:41,610 with the fact that the furniture is taking over the show, it's around this 42 00:04:41,610 --> 00:04:43,230 that I start to wonder why I do it. 43 00:04:43,560 --> 00:04:46,940 There is a reason, of course, and here it is. We now turn over our stage to the 44 00:04:46,940 --> 00:04:48,780 lovely and talented Miss Alka -Summer. 45 00:05:14,800 --> 00:05:17,460 Lions and tigers watching me. 46 00:05:17,740 --> 00:05:19,780 I make them jump right to the pool. 47 00:05:20,400 --> 00:05:26,760 Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait. One second. Listen, I'm sorry, Elkie, but 48 00:05:26,760 --> 00:05:28,360 great singer and a terrific performer. 49 00:05:28,740 --> 00:05:32,740 Thank you. But you see, this whole little girl look just isn't right for 50 00:05:32,740 --> 00:05:38,980 show. But why? I mean, it's such a cute little show with little pigs and little 51 00:05:38,980 --> 00:05:42,300 dogs. and not to even mention little froggies. 52 00:05:43,600 --> 00:05:45,780 Yeah, but you see, we try to appeal to adults. 53 00:05:46,220 --> 00:05:50,800 I mean, we're very suave, sophisticated duckies and piggies and froggies. 54 00:05:51,140 --> 00:05:52,139 Oh, gee. 55 00:05:52,140 --> 00:05:54,520 Yeah, well, gee, I got the whole thing all wrong. 56 00:05:55,020 --> 00:05:56,740 Do you think I could get a chance to do it again? 57 00:05:57,200 --> 00:05:59,080 Well, okay, yeah, sure, of course. 58 00:05:59,300 --> 00:06:00,300 Okay, curtain! 59 00:06:01,140 --> 00:06:02,140 Curtain! 60 00:06:05,680 --> 00:06:09,480 I'm sorry for that little hitch, folks. But here she is now, the wonderful Miss 61 00:06:09,480 --> 00:06:10,480 Alka -Summer. 62 00:06:35,420 --> 00:06:42,420 But I have fun swallowing animals one 63 00:06:42,420 --> 00:06:44,080 by one. 64 00:06:44,420 --> 00:06:49,760 In every bowl of good wine, 65 00:06:50,000 --> 00:06:56,340 lions and tigers are what you need. 66 00:06:56,800 --> 00:07:02,340 I make them come to life a fool. 67 00:07:05,100 --> 00:07:08,220 How is it now, Kermit? I mean, wasn't that sophisticated enough? I gave it 68 00:07:08,220 --> 00:07:09,220 everything I had. 69 00:07:09,280 --> 00:07:15,020 Yeah. Yeah, well, that's true. But it's just, well, it's not the way that we 70 00:07:15,020 --> 00:07:16,960 would do it. I mean, you people? 71 00:07:17,240 --> 00:07:19,100 Mm -hmm. Well, how would you people do it then? 72 00:07:19,340 --> 00:07:20,920 Oh, well, would you like to do it our way? 73 00:07:21,260 --> 00:07:23,300 Sure, we'd like to do it your way. That's what I'm here for. 74 00:07:23,520 --> 00:07:24,520 Oh, wow. 75 00:07:25,120 --> 00:07:26,120 Brave girl. 76 00:07:26,240 --> 00:07:27,240 Okay, curtain. 77 00:07:28,300 --> 00:07:29,300 Curtain. 78 00:07:32,200 --> 00:07:37,490 Okay, well, ladies and gentlemen, I'm here to do her first number for the 79 00:07:37,490 --> 00:07:38,490 time. 80 00:07:39,210 --> 00:07:40,210 Elka Summer! 81 00:08:03,870 --> 00:08:08,810 Then I bite him in a million bits and I gobble them right down. 82 00:08:09,130 --> 00:08:15,790 When they're inside me where it's dark, I walk around like no other. I suck my 83 00:08:15,790 --> 00:08:21,710 tummy like a goose with animal crackers in my tooth. 84 00:08:35,240 --> 00:08:37,000 think this show is suitable for children. 85 00:08:37,260 --> 00:08:39,919 I don't think this show is suitable for anybody. 86 00:08:42,760 --> 00:08:43,760 Okay, 87 00:08:44,760 --> 00:08:48,320 so listen, you two are going to build a set for Elkie's closing number, huh? Oh, 88 00:08:48,340 --> 00:08:50,600 sure. What kind of number is it? 89 00:08:50,880 --> 00:08:56,120 Well, it's a spectacular tribute to ancient Egypt, so the set really has to 90 00:08:56,120 --> 00:09:01,470 impressive. Oh, you come to the right people. You just tell me and Beaker what 91 00:09:01,470 --> 00:09:07,410 you want. Okay, well, I want a royal barge and a sphinx, and don't forget the 92 00:09:07,410 --> 00:09:08,410 pyramids. 93 00:09:08,790 --> 00:09:12,790 Oh, sure, pyramids. But what shape do you want them in? 94 00:09:14,150 --> 00:09:15,150 What shape? 95 00:09:15,630 --> 00:09:17,170 We're up the Nile without a paddle. 96 00:09:19,650 --> 00:09:21,090 But we got a paddle. 97 00:09:21,990 --> 00:09:22,990 Look. 98 00:09:33,480 --> 00:09:37,640 When we last left the spaceship Swine Trek, it was about to make a soft 99 00:09:37,640 --> 00:09:39,120 on the planet Coosbane. 100 00:09:39,980 --> 00:09:46,160 Five, nine, eight, seven, six. 101 00:09:49,280 --> 00:09:51,040 Five. Five, I know. 102 00:09:53,080 --> 00:09:56,980 Four, three, two, one. 103 00:09:58,400 --> 00:09:59,400 Touchdown. 104 00:09:59,700 --> 00:10:00,800 That should do it. 105 00:10:01,800 --> 00:10:02,960 Nice work, Ink. 106 00:10:03,450 --> 00:10:04,590 Thank you, French Fork. 107 00:10:05,010 --> 00:10:06,670 What'd you think, First Mate Piggy? 108 00:10:08,730 --> 00:10:15,570 I think your landings are hard and your 109 00:10:15,570 --> 00:10:16,570 brain is soft. 110 00:10:18,030 --> 00:10:22,170 Well, no matter. Now comes the moment the whole world has been waiting for. 111 00:10:22,530 --> 00:10:23,530 Oh, what's that? 112 00:10:24,070 --> 00:10:27,350 Well, to see the first pig walk on the planet Coosbane. 113 00:10:27,710 --> 00:10:28,910 Oh, oh yeah. 114 00:10:29,410 --> 00:10:35,010 The TV camera is on and when you slip... out there, Link. You'll become the most 115 00:10:35,010 --> 00:10:36,490 famous pig in history. 116 00:10:38,430 --> 00:10:45,250 Um... Um... Why don't I just step out and see if it is safe for my 117 00:10:45,250 --> 00:10:46,250 captain? 118 00:10:46,470 --> 00:10:48,830 That's very thoughtful of you, First Mate Piggy. 119 00:10:49,730 --> 00:10:53,970 No, Link, no. Then she'll be the first pig on the planet Coosbane and get all 120 00:10:53,970 --> 00:10:54,969 the glory. 121 00:10:54,970 --> 00:10:58,890 Ho, ho, ho, ho. You're right. Stop, First Mate Piggy. Help! 122 00:10:59,970 --> 00:11:00,970 Nice tap. 123 00:11:02,939 --> 00:11:05,120 This is a job for a captain pig. 124 00:11:08,520 --> 00:11:10,160 Wish me luck. Here I go. 125 00:11:14,480 --> 00:11:15,259 Oh, no. 126 00:11:15,260 --> 00:11:16,260 It's stuck. 127 00:11:16,500 --> 00:11:20,280 Or maybe it opens in, Link. No, it definitely opens out, I know. 128 00:11:23,020 --> 00:11:25,700 I'm going to have to get up. I'm going to have to back up and get a running 129 00:11:25,700 --> 00:11:27,540 start and break down this door. 130 00:11:28,560 --> 00:11:29,560 Here I go. 131 00:11:29,820 --> 00:11:31,680 Back up. Watch out. Watch out. Here I go. 132 00:11:32,220 --> 00:11:38,280 If it doesn't open in and if it doesn't open out, then 133 00:11:38,280 --> 00:11:39,960 obviously... Here I come. 134 00:11:40,340 --> 00:11:42,380 It must slide open. 135 00:11:45,680 --> 00:11:52,560 So ends part one. If you can stand it, stay tuned for part 136 00:11:52,560 --> 00:11:53,560 two. 137 00:11:55,180 --> 00:11:56,180 Don't. 138 00:13:58,640 --> 00:14:01,360 And now, part two of Pigs in Space. 139 00:14:01,680 --> 00:14:06,300 As you may recall, the spaceship was landing on the planet Coosbane, and Link 140 00:14:06,300 --> 00:14:10,000 Hogthrob was taking his giant leap to swine kind. 141 00:14:12,700 --> 00:14:14,760 Greetings from Coosbane. 142 00:14:17,060 --> 00:14:23,440 This is Captain Link Hogthrob, the first pig to ever set foot on this distant 143 00:14:23,440 --> 00:14:25,460 planet. Uh, forget it. 144 00:14:25,680 --> 00:14:26,980 Go away, I'm on television. 145 00:14:27,320 --> 00:14:28,340 No, you're not, dear. 146 00:14:28,660 --> 00:14:29,800 Huh? The camera broke. 147 00:14:30,220 --> 00:14:33,580 Oh, might as well go home, then. No, no, no. 148 00:14:33,840 --> 00:14:38,300 We can't. We must find out if there is life on Coosbane. 149 00:14:38,580 --> 00:14:43,000 What? You mean... You mean like, uh... You mean like little green monsters? 150 00:14:45,120 --> 00:14:46,780 I don't know. 151 00:14:47,900 --> 00:14:49,360 But we must find out. 152 00:14:49,720 --> 00:14:53,060 Oh, well, uh... Yoo -hoo. Anybody here? 153 00:14:54,320 --> 00:14:55,460 Uh, no, let's go home. 154 00:14:55,700 --> 00:14:57,940 Uh -oh, is my captain afraid? 155 00:14:58,520 --> 00:14:59,900 Oh, me afraid? 156 00:15:00,120 --> 00:15:01,400 Why, uh, of course not. 157 00:15:01,840 --> 00:15:03,120 Yoga! Ah! 158 00:15:03,900 --> 00:15:05,980 What was that? 159 00:15:06,280 --> 00:15:07,500 It was me, Link. 160 00:15:08,040 --> 00:15:10,000 Oh, I knew that. 161 00:15:10,440 --> 00:15:15,980 You all right now, First Mate Piggy? Oh, brother. 162 00:15:16,700 --> 00:15:22,440 Well, there's no life on Coosbane. My life detection computer pack indicates 163 00:15:22,440 --> 00:15:27,530 it's impa... for any life to exist on this planet. Good. Let's go. 164 00:15:27,870 --> 00:15:31,310 Oh, what a shame. It's such a pretty planet. 165 00:15:37,350 --> 00:15:41,170 George, wake up. I think I hear prowlers. 166 00:15:42,050 --> 00:15:44,910 Oh, Martha, go back to sleep. 167 00:15:48,310 --> 00:15:52,490 The hills are alive with the sound of music. 168 00:15:55,400 --> 00:15:56,680 Yeah, they're for you. 169 00:16:01,300 --> 00:16:08,020 How many languages do you 170 00:16:08,020 --> 00:16:09,820 speak? Oh, about six. 171 00:16:10,880 --> 00:16:11,880 That's amazing. 172 00:16:12,560 --> 00:16:15,440 No, not really. You have people in your show who speak several languages. 173 00:16:15,980 --> 00:16:16,719 We do? 174 00:16:16,720 --> 00:16:18,500 Sure. How about the Swedish chef? 175 00:16:18,880 --> 00:16:20,320 Yeah, how about him? 176 00:16:21,619 --> 00:16:23,680 Well, doesn't he speak English and Swedish? 177 00:16:24,140 --> 00:16:25,140 Well, I don't think so. 178 00:16:26,020 --> 00:16:27,540 You mean that he's not bilingual? 179 00:16:27,960 --> 00:16:30,620 I think the Swedish chef is non -lingual. 180 00:16:32,200 --> 00:16:33,220 However, you know something? 181 00:16:33,560 --> 00:16:37,040 There is another person in your show who speaks another language. That's 182 00:16:37,040 --> 00:16:40,220 Mademoiselle Piggy, who speaks French not half bad. 183 00:16:40,620 --> 00:16:42,600 Oh, well, look, let me tell you a secret. 184 00:16:44,400 --> 00:16:48,120 The only French she knows is what she's read off a perfume label. 185 00:16:48,580 --> 00:16:49,580 You're kidding. 186 00:16:50,060 --> 00:16:51,240 I didn't know that. 187 00:16:51,460 --> 00:16:53,600 Yeah, it's true. I don't believe it. Oh, yeah. 188 00:16:54,040 --> 00:16:57,760 You! Oh, hi, Miss Piggy. We were just talking about you. 189 00:16:58,620 --> 00:16:59,700 Moi? Oh. 190 00:17:00,040 --> 00:17:04,140 Yeah, hey, look. I'd like you to meet Elkie Summer. Miss Piggy Elkie Summer. 191 00:17:05,300 --> 00:17:06,300 Enchantée, Elkie. 192 00:17:07,079 --> 00:17:10,280 Enchantée. Mademoiselle Piggy, vous parlez français, hein? C 'est 193 00:17:23,680 --> 00:17:26,260 Maybe this bottle of perfume will help. 194 00:17:29,360 --> 00:17:33,780 Ganser's being funny, you know. He got the silly notion that the only French 195 00:17:33,780 --> 00:17:35,940 know comes from reading perfume bottle labels. 196 00:17:36,260 --> 00:17:37,400 Yeah. Silly. 197 00:17:38,080 --> 00:17:39,080 Silly. 198 00:17:39,600 --> 00:17:40,600 Silly Ganser. 199 00:17:40,680 --> 00:17:41,680 Silly. 200 00:17:43,950 --> 00:17:45,270 Here is something you will understand. 201 00:17:45,770 --> 00:17:46,770 Lend me your ear. 202 00:17:52,770 --> 00:17:53,810 Nothing yet, no. 203 00:17:56,170 --> 00:17:58,370 You see? 204 00:17:59,190 --> 00:18:01,190 I don't know what you're talking about. 205 00:18:02,330 --> 00:18:04,790 What do you mean? I was trying to speak in your native tongue. 206 00:18:05,310 --> 00:18:06,310 Swineese. 207 00:18:08,150 --> 00:18:09,150 Swineese? 208 00:18:09,510 --> 00:18:11,790 Commonly known as chewing the fat. 209 00:18:25,940 --> 00:18:27,340 Hey, Miss Beaker. 210 00:18:29,140 --> 00:18:31,440 Okay, Beaker, you hold the nail. 211 00:18:33,860 --> 00:18:34,860 Okay, 212 00:18:36,820 --> 00:18:39,940 hold the nail right there, and I'll hit it with the hammer. 213 00:18:47,760 --> 00:18:49,040 Come on, put it there again. 214 00:18:49,860 --> 00:18:50,860 Okay. 215 00:18:54,700 --> 00:18:58,040 Look, look, look. I'll take the nail. 216 00:18:58,940 --> 00:19:00,100 Put it there. 217 00:19:00,700 --> 00:19:02,080 You watch closely. 218 00:19:09,160 --> 00:19:11,320 Can't you watch closely from further away? 219 00:19:14,800 --> 00:19:17,260 You can't be a master carpenter if you lose your nerve. 220 00:19:21,360 --> 00:19:22,360 Okay, here we go. 221 00:19:27,180 --> 00:19:30,600 You can't be a master carpenter if you lose your hammer. 222 00:19:34,760 --> 00:19:38,280 And now, ladies and gentlemen... Come in, gentlemen. Why don't they make these 223 00:19:38,280 --> 00:19:39,280 curtains with a door? 224 00:19:40,160 --> 00:19:40,879 Come in. 225 00:19:40,880 --> 00:19:42,740 Kazaga's ready. We got a fish. Go ahead. 226 00:19:42,980 --> 00:19:44,820 You got a fish? Don't ask, just introduce. 227 00:19:45,480 --> 00:19:47,200 Okay, ladies and gentlemen, Muppet Sports! 228 00:19:51,780 --> 00:19:58,540 Hi out there in Sportsland. This is Louis Kazaga welcoming you to the wild 229 00:19:58,540 --> 00:19:59,740 of Muppet Sports. 230 00:20:00,060 --> 00:20:06,460 Tonight, the finals of the All Nations Goldfish Shooting Contest. On my left, 231 00:20:06,520 --> 00:20:07,520 the contender. 232 00:20:10,780 --> 00:20:12,060 me to wish you luck, sir. 233 00:20:12,720 --> 00:20:13,760 Luck? Ha! 234 00:20:14,260 --> 00:20:15,780 I don't need no luck. 235 00:20:16,140 --> 00:20:18,220 He ain't gonna have a chance. 236 00:20:23,300 --> 00:20:24,300 Missed! 237 00:20:30,360 --> 00:20:31,600 Okay, how's it going, Bo? 238 00:20:31,820 --> 00:20:35,120 Oh, well, it's close. We just got to saw off the braces. 239 00:20:35,420 --> 00:20:36,420 Uh -huh. How are you gonna do that? 240 00:20:36,560 --> 00:20:38,820 Oh, well, I sent Beaker to get the power saw. 241 00:20:39,800 --> 00:20:40,679 Was that wise? 242 00:20:40,680 --> 00:20:42,040 Oh, sure, he's okay. 243 00:20:42,300 --> 00:20:43,580 He's dumber than you are. 244 00:20:44,760 --> 00:20:45,780 He is not. 245 00:20:48,820 --> 00:20:51,720 Oh, just so long as he doesn't get carried away. 246 00:20:54,900 --> 00:20:56,220 He's getting carried away. 247 00:20:59,660 --> 00:21:00,660 Listen, 248 00:21:01,280 --> 00:21:03,220 I'll go introduce the number. You get the set finished. 249 00:21:03,540 --> 00:21:05,480 Yes, okay, I'll paint the set. I just got... 250 00:21:13,000 --> 00:21:16,920 Well, folks, it's time for one final number from tonight's wonderful guest 251 00:21:18,340 --> 00:21:20,880 Hey, could you hammer more softly back there? 252 00:21:21,300 --> 00:21:23,340 No, could you talk more loudly? 253 00:21:25,000 --> 00:21:30,280 Well, anyway, here she is, one of Filmdom's great talents and great 254 00:21:30,280 --> 00:21:32,660 might add. Could you speak more slowly out there? 255 00:21:33,100 --> 00:21:34,800 No, could you hammer more quickly? 256 00:21:37,280 --> 00:21:41,520 Here she is, the Cleopatra of movie stars, Miss Elka Summer. 257 00:21:52,490 --> 00:21:54,970 Young Johnny Jones, he had a cute little boat. 258 00:21:55,450 --> 00:21:58,570 And all the girlies he would take for a float. 259 00:21:59,070 --> 00:22:02,270 He had girlies on the shore. 260 00:22:02,710 --> 00:22:05,930 Sweet little peaches by the pool. 261 00:22:06,490 --> 00:22:09,470 But Johnny was a Weisenheimer, you know. 262 00:22:10,050 --> 00:22:12,470 His daddy girl was slow. 263 00:22:13,770 --> 00:22:20,110 And every Sunday afternoon, he'd jump in his boat and they would swoon. 264 00:22:20,840 --> 00:22:22,660 And then he'd roll, roll, roll. 265 00:22:23,380 --> 00:22:26,360 Way up the river he would roll, roll, roll. 266 00:22:27,080 --> 00:22:31,920 A hug he'd give her, then he'd kiss her now and then. He would tell him when. 267 00:22:32,120 --> 00:22:36,680 He'd fool around and fool around and then they'd kiss again. And then he'd 268 00:22:36,760 --> 00:22:37,760 roll, roll. 269 00:22:38,080 --> 00:22:42,040 A little further he would roll. Oh, how he'd roll. 270 00:22:42,660 --> 00:22:47,620 And then he'd drop both his oars, take a few more encores, and then he'd roll, 271 00:22:47,800 --> 00:22:49,530 roll. Row! 272 00:22:50,690 --> 00:22:51,690 Row! 273 00:22:52,530 --> 00:22:54,310 Row! Row! 274 00:22:54,850 --> 00:22:56,690 Faster! Row! 275 00:22:57,350 --> 00:22:59,290 And then he'd... Row! Faster! 276 00:22:59,710 --> 00:23:02,570 Row! Way up the river he would... Row! Faster! 277 00:23:02,950 --> 00:23:07,870 Row! A happy giver and... Row! Faster now and then... Row! He'd tell you 278 00:23:07,870 --> 00:23:11,110 He'd roll around and pull around... Row! And then he'd... Row! 279 00:23:11,790 --> 00:23:12,689 Row! Row! 280 00:23:12,690 --> 00:23:16,550 A little further he would... Row! Oh wow, he'd row! 281 00:23:28,120 --> 00:23:31,220 And then he gave her a smile and said thank you for the night. 282 00:23:50,570 --> 00:23:53,550 I think we just about finished whatever it was we started a while back. But 283 00:23:53,550 --> 00:23:57,490 before we go, let us have a warm thank you for our very special guest star, 284 00:23:57,510 --> 00:23:58,910 ladies and gentlemen, Al Kazama. 285 00:23:59,930 --> 00:24:06,810 Thank you very much, Kermit. I had a 286 00:24:06,810 --> 00:24:10,190 wonderful time, and I want to thank you and all of your friends very much 287 00:24:10,190 --> 00:24:14,110 indeed. Oh, good. Well, it's been a little wild and crazy tonight, but now 288 00:24:14,110 --> 00:24:15,430 things have calmed down... 289 00:25:14,920 --> 00:25:19,620 Is he a bouncing baby boy? I don't know but we're high enough up to find out. 21160