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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:02,330 --> 00:00:03,790 Roy! Oh, Roy Clark! 2 00:00:04,390 --> 00:00:06,310 Fifteen seconds to curtain, Mr. Clark. 3 00:00:06,670 --> 00:00:07,670 Thank you, buddy. 4 00:00:07,690 --> 00:00:11,790 And by the way, I've got a question. I've got the cowboy suit that I'm 5 00:00:11,790 --> 00:00:13,830 to be wearing, but where's the pair of chaps? 6 00:00:14,050 --> 00:00:15,210 Hello, hello, hello. 7 00:00:15,570 --> 00:00:16,970 Where are the pair of chaps, you ask? 8 00:00:17,570 --> 00:00:18,710 Hello, hello, hello. 9 00:00:20,590 --> 00:00:22,130 It's a far cry from Oklahoma. 10 00:00:25,050 --> 00:00:28,750 It's the Muppet Show with our very special guest star, Roy Clark. 11 00:00:29,210 --> 00:00:30,210 Yay! 12 00:00:52,080 --> 00:00:53,680 It's time to put on makeup. 13 00:00:53,880 --> 00:00:55,640 It's time to dress up right. 14 00:00:55,980 --> 00:00:57,860 It's time to get things started. 15 00:00:58,200 --> 00:01:00,120 Why don't you get things started? 16 00:01:00,480 --> 00:01:02,240 Hey, somebody kill that light. 17 00:01:04,540 --> 00:01:08,120 It's time to get things started on the most sensational, inspirational, 18 00:01:08,680 --> 00:01:12,320 celebrational, malnutritional, dance in black. 19 00:01:28,430 --> 00:01:31,750 going country tonight because our special guest is one of the world's 20 00:01:31,750 --> 00:01:33,650 country music stars, Mr. Roy Clark. 21 00:01:34,170 --> 00:01:36,550 All right, to the country. Let's go, everybody. 22 00:01:37,610 --> 00:01:38,610 To the country. 23 00:01:38,770 --> 00:01:43,350 When I said the show was going country just because Mr. Roy Clark is our guest. 24 00:01:43,430 --> 00:01:44,650 Oh, yeah, one of my favorite performers. 25 00:01:44,910 --> 00:01:47,050 Yeah, well, I didn't mean it would actually be Al Fresco. 26 00:01:47,290 --> 00:01:48,290 Oh, he's good, too. 27 00:01:49,190 --> 00:01:52,450 I thought you should know the stagehands aren't here. 28 00:01:53,210 --> 00:01:55,350 Yeah, I sent them all to the country. 29 00:01:55,550 --> 00:01:57,410 The show is staying here. 30 00:01:58,920 --> 00:02:00,400 They're all in the country waiting for us. 31 00:02:00,720 --> 00:02:04,940 We've got to do the show right here. Don't shout at me. I'm just a bear. 32 00:02:05,280 --> 00:02:10,520 I'm just doing the best I can. We're going to shift the scenery. 33 00:02:10,860 --> 00:02:11,779 Fuzzy. What? 34 00:02:11,780 --> 00:02:13,180 You are going to shift the scenery. 35 00:02:14,480 --> 00:02:16,620 I am going to shift the scenery. 36 00:02:17,820 --> 00:02:18,820 Fuzzy. 37 00:02:19,400 --> 00:02:21,240 I am going to shift the scenery. 38 00:02:23,740 --> 00:02:24,780 Sorry about that, folks. 39 00:02:25,660 --> 00:02:30,090 Now, ladies and gentlemen, the multitudinously talented Mr. Roy Clark. 40 00:02:30,650 --> 00:02:31,850 What do I do here? 41 00:04:00,400 --> 00:04:05,560 Rocky Top, you'll always be home to me. 42 00:04:06,160 --> 00:04:09,420 Good old Rocky Top. 43 00:04:09,700 --> 00:04:11,820 Rocky Top, Tennessee. 44 00:04:12,920 --> 00:04:15,120 Rocky Top, Tennessee. 45 00:04:16,320 --> 00:04:18,500 Rocky Top, Tennessee. 46 00:04:38,410 --> 00:04:39,410 Do what? 47 00:04:44,470 --> 00:04:45,470 Damn, 48 00:04:48,410 --> 00:04:51,330 that Roy Clark sure is a numerous person. 49 00:04:54,270 --> 00:04:55,670 Boy, you can say that again. 50 00:04:56,770 --> 00:04:59,250 How does he do that? 51 00:05:00,890 --> 00:05:04,630 Fuzzy! Oh, yes, sir? Listen, there's not a stagehand in the theater, thanks to 52 00:05:04,630 --> 00:05:06,090 you. Ha, thank you, you're welcome. 53 00:05:07,820 --> 00:05:11,840 Listen, Fozzie, you got us into this mess. You are responsible for it. If 54 00:05:11,840 --> 00:05:14,040 anything goes wrong here, Fozzie... Yes, sir? 55 00:05:14,300 --> 00:05:15,300 You are fired. 56 00:05:17,000 --> 00:05:18,000 Fired? 57 00:05:18,760 --> 00:05:19,760 Oh, no. 58 00:05:20,060 --> 00:05:21,640 My nerves are shocked. 59 00:05:22,200 --> 00:05:27,600 Still, what could go wrong? I mean, the stage is set. The star has arrived. 60 00:05:28,000 --> 00:05:31,360 The audience is happy. The theater's on fire. The theater's on fire. 61 00:05:53,770 --> 00:05:56,570 Thank you. 62 00:06:25,360 --> 00:06:26,360 What to do? 63 00:06:37,900 --> 00:06:38,900 Fire! 64 00:06:43,740 --> 00:06:45,420 Fire! Chef, fire! 65 00:06:45,800 --> 00:06:47,760 Fire! What's going on? 66 00:06:48,000 --> 00:06:49,380 Oh, oh, oh, hi. 67 00:06:49,640 --> 00:06:51,700 Uh, nothing. I was just saying... 68 00:06:52,240 --> 00:06:55,760 I'm glad nothing else is going wrong or I'd get fired. 69 00:06:57,180 --> 00:06:58,200 What's all this smoke? 70 00:06:59,340 --> 00:07:01,280 Uh, that's not smoke. 71 00:07:01,880 --> 00:07:02,880 It's not smoke? 72 00:07:02,900 --> 00:07:03,900 No, no. Then what is it? 73 00:07:05,620 --> 00:07:06,620 Jet exhaust. 74 00:07:07,440 --> 00:07:08,440 Jet exhaust? 75 00:07:08,960 --> 00:07:11,400 Just what I was going to say. Yeah, yeah. 76 00:07:11,600 --> 00:07:13,820 Oh, look out. Here comes another one. Duck. 77 00:07:14,980 --> 00:07:17,540 You okay? What was that? 78 00:07:17,800 --> 00:07:20,620 Oh, boy, that was a close one. Those planes get lower every day. 79 00:07:21,450 --> 00:07:22,710 Fuzzy, I didn't see any plane. 80 00:07:22,970 --> 00:07:24,150 Yeah, that gets faster, too. 81 00:07:24,650 --> 00:07:29,630 Boy, oh boy. Listen, you go tell Roy Clark to keep his head down, okay? And 82 00:07:29,630 --> 00:07:31,270 phone the airport. Here comes another one! 83 00:07:31,850 --> 00:07:32,850 Get down! 84 00:07:33,610 --> 00:07:34,610 Hello, 85 00:07:35,850 --> 00:07:39,510 operator? How soon can you get me the fire department, huh? 86 00:07:42,170 --> 00:07:43,170 That soon, huh? 87 00:07:46,250 --> 00:07:47,390 And now... 88 00:07:52,810 --> 00:07:57,150 When we last left the rocket ship's swine track, it was drifting aimlessly 89 00:07:57,150 --> 00:08:00,470 space due to a power failure in the control panel. 90 00:08:00,890 --> 00:08:06,110 Oh, first mate, Piggy, if Dr. Strangeport can't restore power to the 91 00:08:06,110 --> 00:08:08,770 panel, we'll be marooned in space forever. 92 00:08:09,270 --> 00:08:10,270 Oh, no! 93 00:08:10,410 --> 00:08:14,070 Well, look at the bright side, my dear. At least you'll spend the rest of your 94 00:08:14,070 --> 00:08:15,170 days with me. 95 00:08:16,830 --> 00:08:18,210 That's the bright side? 96 00:08:19,750 --> 00:08:22,150 Well, I fixed the control panel. 97 00:08:22,600 --> 00:08:23,600 That's wonderful, Doctor. 98 00:08:23,880 --> 00:08:25,440 Yeah, it was 40 vials. 99 00:08:25,800 --> 00:08:27,840 Nice work, Doctor Strangeport. 100 00:08:28,060 --> 00:08:32,380 Oh, it was nothing, Link. Actually, I just used some vials from the electric 101 00:08:32,380 --> 00:08:35,799 toaster. Good thinking. Here, I'll try it. 102 00:08:36,240 --> 00:08:39,080 Uh -oh. 103 00:08:39,559 --> 00:08:41,860 That's all right, Doctor. Actually, it's kind of funny. 104 00:08:42,100 --> 00:08:43,100 Yeah. 105 00:08:43,559 --> 00:08:48,060 You see, that's what you call raising a pig. 106 00:08:48,380 --> 00:08:49,440 Yeah, raising a pig. 107 00:08:50,280 --> 00:08:52,320 She has her ups and downs. 108 00:08:52,820 --> 00:08:56,420 Oh, so you think that's funny, huh? 109 00:08:56,620 --> 00:08:58,320 Well, it's your turn, Linko. 110 00:08:59,820 --> 00:09:02,400 Thought you had me, didn't you? 111 00:09:06,420 --> 00:09:09,760 Why don't you try this one right here? 112 00:09:10,000 --> 00:09:11,400 I am not that stupid. 113 00:09:11,740 --> 00:09:12,740 Oh, then I'll try it. 114 00:09:20,010 --> 00:09:21,150 I want my mommy. 115 00:09:22,690 --> 00:09:24,590 Still think it's funny, bacon brain? 116 00:09:24,870 --> 00:09:26,650 No, we've got to get Dr. Strangepork back. 117 00:09:28,490 --> 00:09:29,490 Hey, 118 00:09:31,110 --> 00:09:32,610 I'm not supposed to be here, right? 119 00:09:32,890 --> 00:09:33,890 Right. 120 00:09:37,410 --> 00:09:38,410 Bacon! 121 00:09:57,100 --> 00:09:58,660 I'm not supposed to be here either, right? 122 00:10:26,410 --> 00:10:33,230 was young the taste of life was sweet as rain upon my tongue 123 00:10:33,230 --> 00:10:38,770 I teased at life as if it were a foolish game 124 00:10:38,770 --> 00:10:44,830 the way the evening breeze may tease a candle flame 125 00:10:44,830 --> 00:10:51,490 the thousand dreams I dreamed and the splendid things I planned 126 00:10:51,490 --> 00:10:58,330 I always still select on week And shifting sand I 127 00:10:58,330 --> 00:11:05,090 live by night And I shun the naked light of day And only now I 128 00:11:05,090 --> 00:11:10,110 see How the years ran away Yesterday 129 00:11:10,110 --> 00:11:16,990 When I was young So many happy songs 130 00:11:16,990 --> 00:11:22,750 Were waiting to be sung So many wild pleasures 131 00:11:23,600 --> 00:11:25,700 Lay in store for me. 132 00:11:26,020 --> 00:11:30,760 And so much pain. My dazzled eyes with beauty. 133 00:11:31,720 --> 00:11:34,440 I ran so fast at times. 134 00:11:34,800 --> 00:11:37,280 And youth at last ran out. 135 00:11:37,880 --> 00:11:39,980 I never stopped to think. 136 00:11:40,420 --> 00:11:42,980 What life was all about. 137 00:11:43,980 --> 00:11:45,720 And every conversation. 138 00:11:46,580 --> 00:11:48,740 I can now recall. 139 00:11:49,580 --> 00:11:51,300 The signs it felt with me. 140 00:11:52,780 --> 00:11:54,340 And nothing else at all. 141 00:12:07,760 --> 00:12:11,880 Yesterday, the moon was blue. 142 00:12:12,660 --> 00:12:17,260 Every crazy day brought something new to do. 143 00:12:17,880 --> 00:12:20,440 I used my magic age. 144 00:12:21,680 --> 00:12:28,520 If it were a wand and never saw the weight and the emptiness beyond. 145 00:12:29,200 --> 00:12:34,720 The game of love I play with arrogance and pride. 146 00:12:35,080 --> 00:12:40,220 And every flame I lift too quickly, quickly dies. 147 00:12:40,600 --> 00:12:46,140 The friends I made all seem somehow to drift away. 148 00:12:47,020 --> 00:12:48,800 Only I am left. 149 00:12:49,360 --> 00:12:56,220 On stage, in the play, there are so many songs in 150 00:12:56,220 --> 00:12:57,560 me that won't be sung. 151 00:12:58,360 --> 00:13:03,780 I feel the bitter taste, tears upon my tongue. 152 00:13:03,980 --> 00:13:09,800 The time has come for me to pay for yesterday when 153 00:13:09,800 --> 00:13:13,840 I was young. 154 00:13:32,520 --> 00:13:35,740 That was a beautiful song you did. And I love the one where you did all the 155 00:13:35,740 --> 00:13:39,080 instruments, too. Well, thank you. But, Kermit, it's not really that hard. You 156 00:13:39,080 --> 00:13:40,260 know, I come from a musical family. 157 00:13:40,460 --> 00:13:44,700 Oh, really? Sure. My dad plays and all my uncles, and we used to get together 158 00:13:44,700 --> 00:13:46,360 when I was a child and play music. 159 00:13:46,720 --> 00:13:47,719 Oh, wow. 160 00:13:47,720 --> 00:13:51,540 And how many of those instruments can you actually play? Can I actually play, 161 00:13:51,620 --> 00:13:52,419 Kermit? Yes. 162 00:13:52,420 --> 00:13:56,280 Actually? Yes. Maybe one out of five would be a good average. One out of 163 00:13:56,720 --> 00:13:58,760 No, but I attempt to play about seven or eight. 164 00:13:59,050 --> 00:14:02,350 Well, you did very well on that other number. Thank you. I love the trumpet. 165 00:14:03,070 --> 00:14:06,510 I thought maybe you'd bring that up. Yes, that was outstanding. 166 00:14:07,890 --> 00:14:10,910 Outstanding? You mean I should be outstanding in the field somewhere with 167 00:14:10,910 --> 00:14:13,470 trumpet? Well, I didn't say that, Roy. 168 00:14:14,110 --> 00:14:17,710 But anyhow, I suppose you're really just born into show business, actually, huh? 169 00:14:18,010 --> 00:14:21,650 Well, kind of, you know, but my dad still runs a farm back in Virginia where 170 00:14:21,650 --> 00:14:25,070 keeps chickens, and a lot of times I get to miss the place without traveling all 171 00:14:25,070 --> 00:14:27,670 the time. Yeah, well, listen, Roy, we could make you feel right at home, 172 00:14:27,710 --> 00:14:28,730 because, you know, we keep chickens. 173 00:14:29,150 --> 00:14:30,150 Really? Sure. 174 00:14:32,630 --> 00:14:35,770 Kermit, if you keep chickens, could you keep these away? 175 00:14:36,630 --> 00:14:40,370 Well, we also keep ducks, you know. 176 00:14:40,810 --> 00:14:44,950 You have any soup to go with these quackers? 177 00:14:46,220 --> 00:14:47,940 You know what kind of joke we call that in Virginia? 178 00:14:48,540 --> 00:14:49,540 Bad? 179 00:14:49,680 --> 00:14:51,180 You stepped right in the middle of that one. 180 00:14:51,540 --> 00:14:53,400 Yes, I did. Hey, how about some pigs, Roy? 181 00:14:53,700 --> 00:14:56,320 Pigs? Pigs? Huh? Or even cattle? 182 00:14:57,200 --> 00:14:59,800 Fantastic. How many head of cattle do you have? 183 00:15:00,000 --> 00:15:01,660 One. One head of cow. 184 00:15:02,640 --> 00:15:06,440 Chairman, I got to tell you, this is really like being back on the farm. 185 00:15:06,480 --> 00:15:11,080 isn't it great? Sure is. Free eggs, fried chicken on Sunday, bacon for 186 00:15:11,080 --> 00:15:12,720 breakfast, roast duck on Christmas. 187 00:15:13,290 --> 00:15:16,410 All the ham sandwiches you can eat. I mean, this place is like a walk -in 188 00:15:16,410 --> 00:15:20,310 counter. Roy, it may look like a luncheon, but it can soon turn into a 189 00:15:21,990 --> 00:15:22,990 Oh, 190 00:15:29,190 --> 00:15:35,870 I hate 191 00:15:35,870 --> 00:15:36,870 barn dances. 192 00:15:36,950 --> 00:15:39,650 Only reason I come is for the door prize. 193 00:15:40,450 --> 00:15:41,950 Well, what's the prize? 194 00:15:43,120 --> 00:15:45,440 A free ticket to the next barn dance. 195 00:15:48,960 --> 00:15:52,140 You know, my husband weighs five tons. 196 00:15:52,560 --> 00:15:55,080 Oh, that sounds like a lot of bull. 197 00:15:55,940 --> 00:15:58,340 It is, darling. It is. 198 00:16:01,280 --> 00:16:04,300 Oh, why don't y 'all run away with me? 199 00:16:04,740 --> 00:16:07,800 I can't. I gotta think of the wife and eggs. 200 00:16:12,430 --> 00:16:13,430 Thinking of your wife. 201 00:16:14,110 --> 00:16:16,050 I think he's trying to get my goat. 202 00:16:19,330 --> 00:16:22,670 Say, what's your brother -in -law doing up there? 203 00:16:23,930 --> 00:16:27,050 Oh, he's trying to start the ceiling fan. It stopped. 204 00:16:28,810 --> 00:16:31,270 Looks like he got it started. 205 00:16:34,770 --> 00:16:35,770 Hey, 206 00:16:36,870 --> 00:16:39,350 hey, come on, come on. Keep those buckets moving. Come on, guys. 207 00:16:39,870 --> 00:16:40,870 Oh, boy. 208 00:16:41,660 --> 00:16:43,680 Remember how the theater was on fire? 209 00:16:44,180 --> 00:16:45,440 Oh, it still is. 210 00:16:45,960 --> 00:16:48,340 Oh, come on, guys. Faster, faster. 211 00:16:48,680 --> 00:16:51,620 Oh, yes, yes, sir. What is going on here? 212 00:16:51,900 --> 00:16:54,100 Yes, going on here. Where's all this smoke coming from? 213 00:16:54,320 --> 00:16:55,340 Smoke, yes, smoke. 214 00:16:55,580 --> 00:16:56,580 Oh, 215 00:16:56,940 --> 00:16:57,940 didn't you get a cigar? 216 00:16:58,080 --> 00:17:01,380 Cigar? Yes, cigar for the frog. 217 00:17:02,180 --> 00:17:07,460 Tell me, have you any idea what it feels like to be a father? 218 00:17:07,780 --> 00:17:08,780 No, no. 219 00:17:10,140 --> 00:17:11,140 I was hoping you could tell me. 220 00:17:13,060 --> 00:17:15,060 Harvey, I want an explanation. 221 00:17:15,480 --> 00:17:17,060 Oh, dear, yes, I was afraid of that. 222 00:17:17,900 --> 00:17:22,339 Explanation. Chef, chef, chef, come here. Explain to the frog all the things 223 00:17:22,339 --> 00:17:23,339 here. Explain. 224 00:17:24,180 --> 00:17:25,180 No, 225 00:17:32,420 --> 00:17:33,460 I want water. 226 00:17:36,040 --> 00:17:38,960 Give me the bucket. 227 00:17:39,400 --> 00:17:41,040 No, I want a full bucket, you fool. 228 00:17:41,580 --> 00:17:44,540 Will you get away from me? Will you stop crying? 229 00:17:46,160 --> 00:17:47,180 Okay, whatever. 230 00:17:47,580 --> 00:17:51,320 Anyhow, ladies and gentlemen, in his premiere presentation of immortal 231 00:17:51,320 --> 00:17:57,840 perfection, otherwise known as rank stupidity, the great Gonzo will yodel 232 00:17:57,840 --> 00:18:01,020 -Korsakov while riding on a motorized pogo stick. Ladies and gentlemen, the 233 00:18:01,020 --> 00:18:02,020 great Gonzo! 234 00:18:26,360 --> 00:18:27,360 Hey, 235 00:18:32,240 --> 00:18:33,440 we can't have a hole in the stage. 236 00:18:42,410 --> 00:18:43,249 that part of the stage. 237 00:18:43,250 --> 00:18:44,870 Yes, the scooter lights up. 238 00:18:45,190 --> 00:18:46,169 Oh, boy. 239 00:18:46,170 --> 00:18:50,170 I can't see a thing. Where are you? I'm over here by the hole. 240 00:18:50,430 --> 00:18:53,190 I'll follow the sound of your... Oh, no. 241 00:18:54,530 --> 00:18:55,990 Oh, come on. Are you hurt? 242 00:18:56,230 --> 00:18:58,310 It's not too bad. I landed on gunpowder. 243 00:18:59,890 --> 00:19:00,930 I'll do the intro. 244 00:19:01,270 --> 00:19:02,270 Scooter lights. 245 00:19:02,670 --> 00:19:03,670 Oh, boy. 246 00:19:04,230 --> 00:19:06,170 Ladies and gentlemen, Mr. Roy Clark. 247 00:19:07,150 --> 00:19:09,110 Curtains. Oh, that's me. 248 00:19:33,389 --> 00:19:40,030 Sally was a good old 249 00:19:40,030 --> 00:19:42,950 girl. Sally was a good old girl. 250 00:19:43,290 --> 00:19:45,490 Sally was a good old girl. 251 00:19:48,750 --> 00:19:50,510 Sally was a good old girl. 252 00:19:55,890 --> 00:20:00,510 Sally was a good old girl. 253 00:20:16,100 --> 00:20:20,880 No matter what the request, she gave it her best. Sally was a good old girl. 254 00:20:24,400 --> 00:20:24,960 She 255 00:20:24,960 --> 00:20:32,540 was 256 00:20:32,540 --> 00:20:34,220 the favorite with all the men. 257 00:20:34,500 --> 00:20:36,240 Sally was a good old girl. 258 00:20:36,600 --> 00:20:41,260 And all the ladies despised her then, but Sally was a good old girl. 259 00:20:41,680 --> 00:20:45,350 All the ladies talked about her, but... Sally didn't care. She just kept on 260 00:20:45,350 --> 00:20:49,210 working and doing her share. She wound up married to a millionaire. 261 00:20:49,710 --> 00:20:51,510 Sally was a good old girl. 262 00:21:31,580 --> 00:21:33,080 Big grubble, please, please. 263 00:21:33,340 --> 00:21:34,440 Okay, okay, okay. 264 00:21:34,680 --> 00:21:35,680 Thank you. 265 00:21:35,740 --> 00:21:40,020 Listen, I'm really sorry about, you know, the stagehands and the hole in the 266 00:21:40,020 --> 00:21:40,899 floor there. 267 00:21:40,900 --> 00:21:43,780 The hole, yeah. And the fire and the rest of it. Fire? 268 00:21:44,700 --> 00:21:45,760 We had a fire here? 269 00:21:47,560 --> 00:21:48,560 No. 270 00:21:48,900 --> 00:21:51,280 Huh? I mean, well, at least, yes. 271 00:21:51,540 --> 00:21:52,960 Oh, it's a cute little small one. 272 00:21:54,260 --> 00:21:57,720 Bossy! Oh, please, Kermit, you wouldn't hit a bear in front of a Death Star, 273 00:21:57,780 --> 00:21:59,420 would you? Oh, what does that have to do with anything? 274 00:22:00,300 --> 00:22:01,820 Ladies and gentlemen, Mr. Roy Clark. 275 00:22:02,400 --> 00:22:03,400 Roy Clark. 276 00:22:03,900 --> 00:22:04,859 Roy Clark. 277 00:22:04,860 --> 00:22:06,220 Yes. Yes. 278 00:22:15,180 --> 00:22:16,180 Roy, 279 00:22:18,980 --> 00:22:22,220 you are one hot fiddle player. What is your secret? 280 00:22:22,420 --> 00:22:23,660 Just a hot fiddle. 281 00:22:43,340 --> 00:22:47,900 with Seven on The Muppet Show, guest star Gene Stapleton does a duet with 282 00:22:47,900 --> 00:22:50,760 Harry in a number that has an explosive ending. 283 00:22:51,240 --> 00:22:56,180 Coming up next on Happy Days, life changes for the Cunninghams when Fonzie 284 00:22:56,180 --> 00:22:57,580 into the apartment upstairs. 285 00:23:12,080 --> 00:23:14,460 I thought for once the show really caught fire. 286 00:23:14,720 --> 00:23:17,700 I thought it burned itself out, same as always. 20368