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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:02,179 --> 00:00:03,179 Petula Clark? 2 00:00:03,280 --> 00:00:05,120 20 seconds to curtain, Miss Clark. 3 00:00:05,360 --> 00:00:09,980 Right. Scooter, I hate to complain, but they're the moose in my dressing room. 4 00:00:11,880 --> 00:00:13,060 Yeah, that's a mistake. 5 00:00:13,580 --> 00:00:16,100 Well, I should hope so. You're supposed to get the buffalo. 6 00:00:20,500 --> 00:00:24,260 It's the Muffin Show with our special guest star, Miss Petula Clark. 7 00:00:48,200 --> 00:00:49,500 It's time to put on makeup. 8 00:00:49,840 --> 00:00:51,480 It's time to dress up right. 9 00:00:51,920 --> 00:00:53,720 It's time to get things started. 10 00:00:53,920 --> 00:00:55,740 Well, it's downhill from here. 11 00:00:56,240 --> 00:00:57,960 It's time to get things started. 12 00:01:18,480 --> 00:01:22,220 tonight is one of the truly great international singing stars, Miss Petula 13 00:01:22,220 --> 00:01:26,680 Clark. But first, we... What is this, a moose? 14 00:01:27,000 --> 00:01:30,460 I was supposed to be a buffalo. 15 00:01:32,300 --> 00:01:33,940 Just leave, okay? 16 00:01:34,220 --> 00:01:39,200 All right. I'll be backstage reading a moose paper. 17 00:01:50,830 --> 00:01:54,750 Our ship is leaving, port's was found, we're named the good ship, Nancy Brown. 18 00:01:54,950 --> 00:01:55,869 Yo -ho! 19 00:01:55,870 --> 00:02:00,450 Ship the boom, hoops the deck, rattle the hatch, name the sail, pepper the 20 00:02:00,450 --> 00:02:02,290 mince, anchors away in the morn. 21 00:02:02,630 --> 00:02:05,110 Well done, me hearty. Aye, aye, happy, sir. 22 00:02:05,370 --> 00:02:06,370 Oh, I'm tired already. 23 00:02:06,730 --> 00:02:11,610 Ha. So we'll be sailing with the tide, we said farewell to our girls in pride. 24 00:02:11,830 --> 00:02:12,769 Yo -ho! 25 00:02:12,770 --> 00:02:17,230 Ring to the rat, hoist the itch, bury the hatchet, hoop the deck, beat the 26 00:02:17,230 --> 00:02:19,110 breeze, lard she blows in the morn. 27 00:02:20,880 --> 00:02:23,840 And soon we'll be out on the ocean. 28 00:02:24,080 --> 00:02:27,620 So let's deep -ho with the will. Deep -ho! 29 00:02:27,840 --> 00:02:31,120 And come, Jolly Tars, let's sing while we can. 30 00:02:31,640 --> 00:02:36,020 For soon we'll all be deathly ill. 31 00:02:37,100 --> 00:02:42,180 Sing your ho. Sing your ho. Sing your ho. Sing your ho. Sing your ho. Sing 32 00:02:42,180 --> 00:02:43,960 ho. Sing your ho. 33 00:02:44,820 --> 00:02:47,260 Sing your ho. 34 00:03:08,859 --> 00:03:14,500 Oh, there's nothing, nothing, nothing like the sailor's life. The sailor's 35 00:03:14,500 --> 00:03:15,500 is grand. 36 00:03:15,760 --> 00:03:22,380 Oh, I'd never give up the sea unless... You offered me a job 37 00:03:22,380 --> 00:03:23,380 unless... 38 00:03:29,840 --> 00:03:31,340 Follow the fleet. Anchors away. 39 00:03:31,700 --> 00:03:34,340 Top of the butt. Roll the dice. Heel the cart. 40 00:03:34,600 --> 00:03:37,200 Head for the... We're sailing away. Sailing away. 41 00:03:37,440 --> 00:03:38,440 Sailing away. 42 00:03:38,600 --> 00:03:40,300 Sailing away. 43 00:03:41,420 --> 00:03:43,640 On the blinding sea. 44 00:03:46,720 --> 00:03:48,220 Oh! Oh! 45 00:03:48,520 --> 00:03:50,080 Oh! Oh! 46 00:03:50,460 --> 00:03:51,460 Oh! Oh! Oh! 47 00:03:51,580 --> 00:03:52,600 Oh! Oh! Oh! Oh! Oh! Oh! Oh! Oh! Oh! Oh! Oh! Oh! Oh! Oh! Oh! Oh! Oh! Oh! Oh! Oh! 48 00:03:52,600 --> 00:03:52,700 Oh! Oh! Oh! Oh! Oh! Oh! Oh! Oh! Oh! Oh! Oh! Oh! Oh! Oh! Oh! Oh! Oh! Oh! Oh! Oh! 49 00:03:52,700 --> 00:03:53,020 Oh! Oh! Oh! Oh! Oh! Oh! Oh! Oh! Oh! Oh! Oh! Oh! Oh! Oh! Oh! Oh! Oh! Oh! Oh! Oh! 50 00:03:53,020 --> 00:03:54,020 Oh! Oh! Oh! Oh! Oh! Oh! Oh! Oh! Oh! Oh! Oh! Oh! Oh! Oh! Oh! Oh! Oh! Oh! Oh! 51 00:03:54,300 --> 00:03:55,300 Oh! 52 00:03:56,600 --> 00:03:58,460 Oh Nothing will save this show. 53 00:04:00,960 --> 00:04:02,440 Well, it wasn't my fault. 54 00:04:02,660 --> 00:04:06,360 Okay, nicely sung, guys. Badly sailed, but nicely sung. 55 00:04:07,340 --> 00:04:11,400 Uh, haven't you men heard the old saying, women and captains first? 56 00:04:12,320 --> 00:04:13,320 Yeah, okay. 57 00:04:13,640 --> 00:04:17,640 Let's see, Pet Clark is standing by, so... Hiya, Frog. 58 00:04:18,620 --> 00:04:20,339 Yes, hello again, Moose. 59 00:04:21,339 --> 00:04:25,340 Do you mind if I hang out backstage here a while? 60 00:04:26,270 --> 00:04:28,930 I've got every other kind of animal. Why not a moose? 61 00:04:30,190 --> 00:04:32,530 You've got true grit, bud. 62 00:04:33,970 --> 00:04:36,710 Yeah. By the way, what is your name? 63 00:04:36,990 --> 00:04:39,630 Mickey. How about that? Mickey Moose. 64 00:04:40,630 --> 00:04:43,130 Mickey Moose, will you get out of my backstage? 65 00:04:43,970 --> 00:04:45,650 Mickey Moose, dumb name. 66 00:04:48,370 --> 00:04:53,050 Okay, anyhow, now here she is, our very special guest, ladies and gentlemen, 67 00:04:53,230 --> 00:04:54,310 Miss Pachula Clark. 68 00:05:13,580 --> 00:05:20,160 Tall and tan and young and handsome, the boy from Ipanema goes walking and 69 00:05:20,160 --> 00:05:24,480 when he passes, each girl he passes goes, oh. 70 00:05:29,240 --> 00:05:36,240 When he walks, he's like a sandbird that swings so cool and sways so gentle that 71 00:05:36,240 --> 00:05:40,520 when he passes, each girl he passes goes, oh. 72 00:05:45,200 --> 00:05:47,280 I watch him so sadly. 73 00:05:48,920 --> 00:05:53,500 How can I tell him I love him? 74 00:05:55,300 --> 00:06:00,060 Yes, I would give my heart gladly. 75 00:06:00,960 --> 00:06:07,060 But each day when he walks to the sea, he looks straight ahead, not at me. 76 00:06:08,320 --> 00:06:13,520 Tall and tan and young and handsome, the boy from Eponema. 77 00:06:18,030 --> 00:06:19,190 He doesn't see. 78 00:06:31,210 --> 00:06:32,470 But you know that. 79 00:06:32,770 --> 00:06:33,790 Why, Petula? 80 00:06:37,190 --> 00:06:40,610 What you in the sun, pal? I'm trying to sunbathe. 81 00:07:10,510 --> 00:07:11,790 Straight ahead, not at me. 82 00:07:12,710 --> 00:07:19,570 Tall and tan and young and handsome, the boy from Ipanema goes walking and 83 00:07:19,570 --> 00:07:21,590 when he passes, I smile. 84 00:07:22,090 --> 00:07:23,870 But he doesn't sing. 85 00:07:24,530 --> 00:07:26,270 He just doesn't sing. 86 00:10:59,880 --> 00:11:00,960 I hear you're not too happy tonight. 87 00:11:01,260 --> 00:11:03,340 Oh, well, where did you get that idea? 88 00:11:03,620 --> 00:11:06,800 Well, I gather you're not really thrilled about the mood, Mickey. 89 00:11:07,220 --> 00:11:12,020 Oh, the mood? Oh, listen, that's silly. I'm not bothered by that at all. 90 00:11:39,180 --> 00:11:40,980 Yeah, maybe she could teach you how to dance. 91 00:11:43,420 --> 00:11:46,920 Oh, wow, I really like being in your arms. 92 00:11:47,360 --> 00:11:48,440 Yeah, me too. 93 00:11:51,360 --> 00:11:53,660 Why is your mother trying to keep us apart? 94 00:11:54,060 --> 00:11:56,500 I don't know, I'll ask her. 95 00:11:56,920 --> 00:11:59,700 Mother, why are you trying to keep us apart? 96 00:12:02,400 --> 00:12:04,660 I think my nose is too large. 97 00:12:05,060 --> 00:12:07,820 Oh, Phyllis, you're blowing it all out of proportion. 98 00:12:29,420 --> 00:12:32,100 You really can play that piano, Ralph. What's your secret? 99 00:12:32,400 --> 00:12:34,940 Oh, no secret. I just practice a lot. Uh -huh. 100 00:12:38,440 --> 00:12:41,540 Well, so much for the practice makes perfect theory. 101 00:12:44,580 --> 00:12:47,440 And what is this doing in there? 102 00:12:47,720 --> 00:12:49,160 Well, that's the piano tuner. 103 00:12:50,700 --> 00:12:52,140 That should be okay now. 104 00:12:58,800 --> 00:12:59,539 I'll pay you tomorrow. 105 00:12:59,540 --> 00:13:01,400 I don't believe it. You pay a fish? 106 00:13:01,600 --> 00:13:03,400 Yeah, but not much. He works for scale. 107 00:13:04,300 --> 00:13:06,400 I think we better do our number, Ralph. 108 00:13:17,600 --> 00:13:19,300 You make me smile. 109 00:13:21,160 --> 00:13:22,840 You make me sing. 110 00:13:24,680 --> 00:13:26,760 You make me feel good. 111 00:13:30,480 --> 00:13:35,460 You bring me up when I am down. 112 00:13:36,960 --> 00:13:41,980 This only happens when you're around. 113 00:13:43,200 --> 00:13:50,200 And I can't go on this way with it getting 114 00:13:50,200 --> 00:13:53,400 stronger every day. 115 00:13:54,700 --> 00:13:59,860 And yet being too shy to say 116 00:14:08,880 --> 00:14:15,300 Want to fly away with you until there's 117 00:14:15,300 --> 00:14:17,980 nothing left to do. 118 00:14:18,980 --> 00:14:25,960 I want to be more than a friend until the 119 00:14:25,960 --> 00:14:26,960 end. 120 00:15:15,560 --> 00:15:18,120 That's what Rue LeClerc can carry a tune. 121 00:15:18,420 --> 00:15:21,400 Yeah, she's got to do better than that tonight. She's got to carry the whole 122 00:15:21,400 --> 00:15:22,480 show. Hi. 123 00:15:27,480 --> 00:15:28,480 Hello, yourself. 124 00:15:29,040 --> 00:15:31,860 Remember me, Mickey Moose? 125 00:15:32,720 --> 00:15:33,720 How can I forget? 126 00:15:35,040 --> 00:15:37,760 Don't have to get touchy about it. 127 00:15:39,240 --> 00:15:40,240 Excuse me. 128 00:15:40,640 --> 00:15:42,860 Perchance, have you seen a Mickey Moose around? 129 00:15:43,240 --> 00:15:44,460 Who wants to know? 130 00:15:44,720 --> 00:15:46,440 Ronald. Ronald Duck. 131 00:15:48,200 --> 00:15:51,500 Ronald Duck and Mickey Moose? Would you guys get out of here? 132 00:15:51,760 --> 00:15:58,160 Come on. Out. Out. Out. And now, 133 00:15:58,400 --> 00:15:59,940 Veterinarian's Hospital. 134 00:16:00,180 --> 00:16:02,040 The continuing storm. 135 00:16:02,830 --> 00:16:05,710 River Quack, who's gone to the dark. 136 00:16:07,930 --> 00:16:10,010 Hey, nurse, how's this next patient? 137 00:16:10,330 --> 00:16:12,110 Oh, not groovy, Dr. Bob. 138 00:16:12,350 --> 00:16:14,750 You better hurry, though. He's slipping fast. 139 00:16:15,230 --> 00:16:17,090 Oh, maybe he's got slipping sickness. 140 00:16:17,350 --> 00:16:18,350 No, no, 141 00:16:20,430 --> 00:16:22,550 he must have something else. 142 00:16:22,890 --> 00:16:24,950 He better have money, for one thing. 143 00:16:26,330 --> 00:16:29,510 You won't operate till you're paid? 144 00:16:29,850 --> 00:16:32,900 Right. I don't make a cut till I... Take my cut. 145 00:16:35,320 --> 00:16:37,980 Dr. Bob, the patient is sinking fast. 146 00:16:39,360 --> 00:16:40,420 She is sinking. 147 00:16:40,740 --> 00:16:42,960 Quick, quick, Dr. Bob. I don't understand it. Quick, Dr. 148 00:16:43,200 --> 00:16:44,119 Bob. Quick what? 149 00:16:44,120 --> 00:16:44,899 Quick send. 150 00:16:44,900 --> 00:16:47,360 I don't understand that either. 151 00:16:47,860 --> 00:16:50,220 Hey, I can't see a thing down here. 152 00:16:50,640 --> 00:16:52,060 Give me a hypodermic needle. 153 00:16:52,260 --> 00:16:53,039 What for? 154 00:16:53,040 --> 00:16:54,040 Just a shot in the dark. 155 00:17:14,760 --> 00:17:17,300 when we come to the end of Veterinarian's Hospital. 156 00:17:17,660 --> 00:17:19,900 Tune in next week when you'll hear Dr. 157 00:17:20,140 --> 00:17:24,160 Bob say... At least I won't have to declare this on my income tax. 158 00:17:24,460 --> 00:17:25,419 Why not? 159 00:17:25,420 --> 00:17:27,619 I got paid under the table. 160 00:17:28,480 --> 00:17:34,700 I wish they had done that differently. 161 00:17:35,200 --> 00:17:37,220 How would you want them to do it? Better. 162 00:17:57,780 --> 00:17:59,180 Good, 163 00:18:10,580 --> 00:18:12,780 good, chocolate. 164 00:18:19,580 --> 00:18:23,100 Fingers behind the chocolate on the moose. 165 00:18:24,300 --> 00:18:25,300 Hey, 166 00:18:26,140 --> 00:18:29,680 wait a minute, wait a minute. It's enough. Stop hurting Pat. 167 00:18:30,580 --> 00:18:34,100 Hey, Papua, have you seen the set for your closing number? 168 00:18:34,360 --> 00:18:35,800 No, Scooter, I haven't. What's it like? 169 00:18:36,000 --> 00:18:37,180 Oh, it's sensational. 170 00:18:37,620 --> 00:18:40,280 Yeah, it's a fountain with real water. 171 00:18:40,480 --> 00:18:44,720 Yeah, and it's 15 feet high. And it's made of real glass. 172 00:18:45,000 --> 00:18:48,500 Glass? Yeah, it's the prettiest thing in the world. Hey, will you get that moose 173 00:18:48,500 --> 00:18:49,500 on? 174 00:19:04,879 --> 00:19:05,879 Cancel the fountain. 175 00:19:10,190 --> 00:19:13,710 Miss Fleck, there's been a little bit of trouble. Yes, I know. Well, look, it 176 00:19:13,710 --> 00:19:16,830 doesn't matter. Look, we can do without the fountain anyway. Those flowers, that 177 00:19:16,830 --> 00:19:18,470 lovely big spray of flowers, that'll be perfect. 178 00:19:18,690 --> 00:19:20,250 Oh, well, about those flowers. 179 00:19:20,490 --> 00:19:22,270 Yes? The moose ate them. 180 00:19:24,610 --> 00:19:25,610 All right. 181 00:19:25,690 --> 00:19:28,970 Well, it doesn't matter. We don't really need all that fancy decor. It's the 182 00:19:28,970 --> 00:19:31,510 kind of sun that will work anywhere. Believe me, it'll be okay. 183 00:19:31,810 --> 00:19:32,930 Well, really? 184 00:19:33,350 --> 00:19:36,870 Yeah. The sun will come out tomorrow. 185 00:19:38,030 --> 00:19:43,790 Bet your bottom dollar that tomorrow there'll be sun. 186 00:19:45,470 --> 00:19:52,250 Just thinking about tomorrow clears away the cobwebs 187 00:19:52,250 --> 00:19:57,130 and the sorrow till there's none. 188 00:19:57,670 --> 00:20:04,490 When I'm stuck with a day that's gray and lonely, I just stick out my 189 00:20:04,490 --> 00:20:05,490 chin. 190 00:21:01,610 --> 00:21:02,610 my chin! 191 00:22:22,510 --> 00:22:26,610 I loved all the acts. I think the Muppets are fabulous, and I'm crazy 192 00:22:26,610 --> 00:22:30,310 moose. Now, that's my kind of woman. 193 00:22:54,320 --> 00:22:58,840 Tomorrow at 7 on The Muppet Show, Bob Hope guest stars alongside the Flying 194 00:22:58,840 --> 00:23:01,260 Zucchini Muppet Brothers to open the show. 195 00:23:01,600 --> 00:23:06,000 Coming up next on Happy Days, Richie wants tickets to see Fish in the Fin 196 00:23:06,000 --> 00:23:09,340 by real -life band Slash Cadillac and the Continental Kids. 197 00:23:13,120 --> 00:23:15,200 All right, Frog, we watch the show! 198 00:23:15,480 --> 00:23:16,480 Yeah! 14421

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