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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:01,610 --> 00:00:06,790 Lou Rawls? Oh, Lou Rawls? 24 seconds to curtain, Mr. Rawls. Thank you, Scooter. 2 00:00:06,950 --> 00:00:12,670 Mr. Rawls, I wanted to tell you that I greatly respect your talent and I've 3 00:00:12,670 --> 00:00:15,150 followed your career from its very beginning. 4 00:00:15,370 --> 00:00:16,369 Thank you, Sam. 5 00:00:16,950 --> 00:00:19,290 It's just too bad it has to end here. 6 00:00:22,730 --> 00:00:25,670 It's the Muppet Show with our very special guest star, Mr. 7 00:00:25,930 --> 00:00:26,930 Lou Rawls. 8 00:00:50,320 --> 00:00:51,960 It's time to put on makeup. 9 00:00:52,240 --> 00:00:53,900 It's time to dress up right. 10 00:00:54,360 --> 00:00:57,320 It's time to get things started. We're old men. 11 00:00:57,540 --> 00:00:58,540 Give us a break. 12 00:00:58,600 --> 00:01:02,080 It's time to get things started on the most sensational, inspirational, 13 00:01:02,640 --> 00:01:06,760 celebrational, momentational. This is what we. 14 00:01:21,900 --> 00:01:25,520 Hey, tonight's show is going to be a very special one because our guest star 15 00:01:25,520 --> 00:01:26,520 the great Mr. 16 00:01:26,540 --> 00:01:27,540 Lou Rawls. 17 00:01:30,040 --> 00:01:34,940 But first, to get things started, here's our own Fozzie Bear, who will perform 18 00:01:34,940 --> 00:01:40,580 for you tonight on roller skates. Oh, man, I think the act needs just a bit 19 00:01:40,580 --> 00:01:41,580 rehearsal. 20 00:01:45,100 --> 00:01:47,240 Well, so much for the opening number. 21 00:01:47,900 --> 00:01:50,440 Now we suddenly arrive at guest star time. 22 00:01:53,299 --> 00:01:56,620 Ladies and gentlemen, Mr. Lou Rawls. 23 00:02:03,160 --> 00:02:05,480 I like groovy people. 24 00:02:06,160 --> 00:02:10,240 I like to be around the groovy, groovy people, yeah. 25 00:02:11,039 --> 00:02:15,960 I don't like nobody that's got an ego. 26 00:02:17,800 --> 00:02:22,700 Don't like to sit around and hold... conversation with somebody who don't 27 00:02:22,700 --> 00:02:23,860 where he wants to go. 28 00:02:24,660 --> 00:02:27,800 Groovy me the simple life full of fun and joy. 29 00:02:28,200 --> 00:02:31,680 And you see I'm just a big old country boy. 30 00:02:32,440 --> 00:02:35,480 Hey, and I like groovy people. 31 00:02:36,260 --> 00:02:39,740 I like to be around the groovy, groovy people. 32 00:02:40,020 --> 00:02:43,920 Yeah. Groovy people. Well, well, well, well. 33 00:02:45,220 --> 00:02:46,600 Yeah, yeah, yeah. 34 00:02:46,920 --> 00:02:48,000 I tell you. 35 00:03:01,430 --> 00:03:04,170 Groovy Groovy Groovy 36 00:03:04,170 --> 00:03:15,730 Groovy 37 00:03:28,750 --> 00:03:35,190 up for child time folks no more let's pretend that we're not at home when they 38 00:03:35,190 --> 00:03:41,130 come knocking on that door I don't like nosy people you know what I'm talking 39 00:03:41,130 --> 00:03:46,970 about nosy folks getting at my business and things well I went through all of 40 00:03:46,970 --> 00:03:50,430 that baby and I know the bad feeling that it brings 41 00:03:59,950 --> 00:04:02,790 A country boy. And I like groovy people. 42 00:04:03,230 --> 00:04:07,110 I like to be around the groovy, groovy people. 43 00:04:08,110 --> 00:04:12,930 Groovy, groovy, groovy. I like groovy people, yeah. 44 00:04:13,530 --> 00:04:19,029 I'm talking about people. I can't hold a conversation. 45 00:04:36,390 --> 00:04:37,690 one fantastic singer. 46 00:04:38,130 --> 00:04:40,770 So am I. Hey, you want to hear me sing? 47 00:04:41,130 --> 00:04:42,570 Only if you sing solo. 48 00:04:43,210 --> 00:04:45,410 Solo? Solo, I can't hear. 49 00:04:46,750 --> 00:04:47,750 Okay, 50 00:04:48,650 --> 00:04:50,850 nice and groovy, guys. Very groovy. 51 00:04:51,470 --> 00:04:55,390 Hey, Chief, I thought you said Fozzie was going to do the opening spot on the 52 00:04:55,390 --> 00:04:58,350 show. Well, that was the plan, but he wasn't quite ready, so we switched 53 00:04:58,350 --> 00:05:02,550 numbers. So what happens now? A newsflash or Fozzie's roller skating 54 00:05:08,460 --> 00:05:09,720 I'll tell the newsman he's on. 55 00:05:11,920 --> 00:05:13,920 Here is a Muppet News flag. 56 00:05:16,200 --> 00:05:21,040 Dateline, New York. Medical science has been baffled by a sudden epidemic of the 57 00:05:21,040 --> 00:05:22,860 rare disease Mallarditis. 58 00:05:23,140 --> 00:05:27,520 The illness strikes very quickly and causes its victim to turn into a duck. 59 00:05:28,860 --> 00:05:32,100 Mallarditis? That's the silliest thing I ever... 60 00:05:40,590 --> 00:05:42,690 And now, Veterinarian's Hospital. 61 00:05:42,950 --> 00:05:47,630 The continuing story of a quack who has gone to the dogs. 62 00:05:48,050 --> 00:05:49,330 On to the next patient. 63 00:05:50,210 --> 00:05:52,250 What's this? He was here a minute ago. 64 00:05:52,510 --> 00:05:55,010 Oh, wow. This is happening a lot lately. 65 00:05:55,290 --> 00:05:55,969 What is? 66 00:05:55,970 --> 00:05:57,970 Dr. Bob is losing his patience. 67 00:05:58,870 --> 00:06:03,070 That's untrue. I never lose my patience. What about the patient you accidentally 68 00:06:03,070 --> 00:06:04,670 fed nitroglycerin to? 69 00:06:05,970 --> 00:06:07,030 Him I lost. 70 00:06:07,850 --> 00:06:09,190 But I found him again. 71 00:06:09,580 --> 00:06:12,760 Where? In Iowa, Minnesota, North and South Dakota. 72 00:06:14,200 --> 00:06:16,140 That was him all over. 73 00:06:17,040 --> 00:06:21,040 So, once again, Dr. Bob has come to nothing. 74 00:06:21,320 --> 00:06:24,920 Tune in next time when you will hear him say... Hey, who are you? 75 00:06:25,220 --> 00:06:26,220 Who? You. 76 00:06:26,440 --> 00:06:28,840 You know, the voice we keep hearing in here. 77 00:06:29,040 --> 00:06:29,959 I'm the announcer. 78 00:06:29,960 --> 00:06:35,680 I'm the guy who says... And now, Veterinarian's Hospital, the continuing 79 00:06:35,680 --> 00:06:38,540 of a quack who has gone to the dark. 80 00:06:38,880 --> 00:06:40,200 Well, where's the next patient? 81 00:06:41,070 --> 00:06:42,490 What's this? He was here a minute ago. 82 00:06:42,790 --> 00:06:45,150 Oh, wow. This is happening a lot lately. What is? 83 00:06:45,370 --> 00:06:46,930 Dr. Bob is losing his patience. 84 00:06:48,290 --> 00:06:50,090 Untrue. I never lose my patience. 85 00:06:50,290 --> 00:06:52,090 What about the one you fed nitroglycerin to? 86 00:06:52,830 --> 00:06:55,430 Him I lost. But I found him again. 87 00:06:55,730 --> 00:06:58,670 Where? In Maryland, Virginia, North and South Carolina. 88 00:06:59,830 --> 00:07:01,230 That's him all over. 89 00:07:02,650 --> 00:07:03,750 And so Dr. 90 00:07:04,010 --> 00:07:06,370 Bob has done all the same jokes twice. 91 00:07:06,970 --> 00:07:11,270 Tune in next time when you will hear Nurse Janice say, Shall we go for 92 00:07:12,390 --> 00:07:14,710 No, that would dry my patience. 93 00:07:15,510 --> 00:07:19,510 You don't have any patience. No. I would if it weren't for that dumb 94 00:07:19,510 --> 00:07:20,510 nitroglycerin. 95 00:07:24,210 --> 00:07:25,490 Hey, Floyd. 96 00:07:26,010 --> 00:07:27,170 Animal, what's happening? 97 00:07:27,570 --> 00:07:28,570 Hey, Leroy. 98 00:07:29,340 --> 00:07:33,620 Hey, good to see you. No, Haps. You know, I'm just out walking the drummer. 99 00:07:34,040 --> 00:07:36,580 Walking the drummer? What is he, friend or foe, man? 100 00:07:36,980 --> 00:07:38,320 Oh, yeah, well... Ah! 101 00:07:38,580 --> 00:07:40,360 Ah! Ah! Ah! Lou Ross! 102 00:07:40,620 --> 00:07:41,840 Lou Ross! Lou Ross! 103 00:07:42,200 --> 00:07:43,200 Yeah, 104 00:07:45,520 --> 00:07:47,780 well, he's a big fan, Lou. Oh, yeah? 105 00:07:48,000 --> 00:07:49,660 Yeah, he bought all your albums. 106 00:07:49,900 --> 00:07:50,900 Oh, you like them, Animal? 107 00:07:51,100 --> 00:07:52,100 Ah -ha! 108 00:07:52,260 --> 00:07:53,260 Delicious! 109 00:07:56,479 --> 00:08:00,580 Yeah, well, let me tell you something, Animal. You know, you play the drums so 110 00:08:00,580 --> 00:08:03,740 good, man. You take the sticks and you really lay down some great percussion. 111 00:08:03,920 --> 00:08:04,920 You know what I'm talking about? 112 00:08:05,700 --> 00:08:06,700 Percussion! 113 00:08:07,000 --> 00:08:13,200 You sort of have to consider Animal your basic primitive man. 114 00:08:13,540 --> 00:08:15,540 You have to know how to talk to him. Oh, yeah? 115 00:08:15,880 --> 00:08:18,740 Well, how do you tell a man that his work with the sticks really is down? 116 00:08:18,960 --> 00:08:21,300 I mean, he can put some soul in the bowl. You know what I mean? 117 00:08:22,280 --> 00:08:23,600 Yeah, okay, that's easy. 118 00:08:24,400 --> 00:08:25,400 Animal! 119 00:08:25,790 --> 00:08:27,150 Good drummer. Good drummer. 120 00:08:27,370 --> 00:08:28,069 Good drummer. 121 00:08:28,070 --> 00:08:29,070 Yeah. 122 00:08:33,770 --> 00:08:36,970 Well, listen, let me ask him to say this. Look, see, I got this long road 123 00:08:36,970 --> 00:08:39,750 coming up, and I'm sure the drummer, you think he'd be interested? 124 00:08:40,370 --> 00:08:45,490 Oh, no, you couldn't take Animal on any long road trips, dude. Why not, man? The 125 00:08:45,490 --> 00:08:46,209 cat's good. 126 00:08:46,210 --> 00:08:48,370 Well, you couldn't get a long enough chain. 127 00:08:48,810 --> 00:08:50,050 Chain, chain, chain. 128 00:08:54,359 --> 00:08:58,020 Hey, come on, Floyd. Just let me discuss it with you man to man, you know? 129 00:08:58,260 --> 00:08:59,260 Man to man? 130 00:08:59,420 --> 00:09:00,880 This dude don't know animal. 131 00:09:04,300 --> 00:09:08,760 Okay, Lou, it is a chain, but... All right. Could I just ask one favor? Yeah, 132 00:09:08,800 --> 00:09:12,580 baby. Yeah, don't let him chase any cars, okay? Don't let him chase any 133 00:09:12,720 --> 00:09:17,260 Cars! Oh, I think I blew that game. 134 00:09:17,620 --> 00:09:18,620 Cars! 135 00:09:24,569 --> 00:09:26,010 I see. I'll tell him. 136 00:09:26,270 --> 00:09:30,510 Hey, Kermit? The Swedish chef says he's not ready to go on. You said he'd be on 137 00:09:30,510 --> 00:09:31,730 the second half of the show. 138 00:09:34,130 --> 00:09:35,130 Hey, 139 00:09:36,510 --> 00:09:38,650 well, listen, chef. We've had to move things around a little. 140 00:09:39,510 --> 00:09:40,510 Kermit! 141 00:09:43,170 --> 00:09:45,670 In fact, some things are moving around quite a lot. 142 00:09:57,480 --> 00:09:58,480 This is on the almost. 143 00:09:59,240 --> 00:10:01,600 Okay, let's go, Chef. Come on. Okay. 144 00:10:02,040 --> 00:10:03,720 Okay. Okay. Okay. 145 00:10:04,140 --> 00:10:05,260 Okay. Okay. 146 00:10:07,960 --> 00:10:08,960 Okay. 147 00:10:09,400 --> 00:10:10,400 Okay. 148 00:10:27,979 --> 00:10:31,400 Uncle Kermit, somebody, anybody, help! 149 00:10:48,330 --> 00:10:50,310 Oh, you say your boyfriend's name is Cy? 150 00:10:50,690 --> 00:10:51,690 Cy who? 151 00:10:51,990 --> 00:10:52,990 Klops? 152 00:10:55,670 --> 00:10:58,530 So, uh, what'd you think of the movie Jaws? 153 00:11:04,150 --> 00:11:07,410 Excuse me, are you the monster who swallowed my harmonica? 154 00:11:11,390 --> 00:11:13,570 So, how are the kids, Flo? 155 00:11:17,420 --> 00:11:24,320 just came down with the people pox. My horoscope said I should be 156 00:11:24,320 --> 00:11:27,620 careful today or some great physical harm could befall me. 157 00:11:27,920 --> 00:11:30,040 Ah, that's a lot of silly superstition. 158 00:11:33,220 --> 00:11:35,280 I love 159 00:11:35,280 --> 00:11:42,140 to 160 00:11:42,140 --> 00:11:45,480 linger in the moonlight on Honolulu. 161 00:11:49,420 --> 00:11:54,980 fond memories cling to me by moonlight, although I'm far away. 162 00:11:56,100 --> 00:12:01,080 Boom, boom, and all the beaches, boom, boom, are full of peaches, boom, boom, 163 00:12:01,140 --> 00:12:02,740 who bring their ukes along. 164 00:12:04,660 --> 00:12:11,080 And in the glimmer of the moonlight, they love to sing this song. 165 00:12:11,920 --> 00:12:15,840 If you get like a ukulele... 166 00:12:20,750 --> 00:12:26,450 You like to linger where it's shady, ukulele lady linger too. 167 00:12:27,210 --> 00:12:33,990 If you kiss a ukulele lady and you promise ever to be 168 00:12:33,990 --> 00:12:40,850 true, when she sees another ukulele lady fooling 169 00:12:40,850 --> 00:12:47,550 around with you, maybe she'll cry an awful lot. 170 00:12:48,780 --> 00:12:55,380 Maybe she'll find. And maybe not. Maybe she'll find somebody else. 171 00:12:55,480 --> 00:12:57,920 Bye and bye. 172 00:13:00,120 --> 00:13:02,800 When it's cool and shady. 173 00:13:03,120 --> 00:13:05,480 When it's silly, wicky, wacky. 174 00:13:06,040 --> 00:13:10,480 If you like a ukulele lady. 175 00:13:11,380 --> 00:13:14,960 Ukulele lady like a. If you like me like. 176 00:13:36,460 --> 00:13:37,460 In the be - Final! 177 00:13:51,150 --> 00:13:51,829 you on the show. 178 00:13:51,830 --> 00:13:55,210 Hey, thank you, Kermit. It's really a gas to be here, you know. Oh, well, you 179 00:13:55,210 --> 00:13:57,290 know, I got all your records back at my pad. 180 00:13:57,730 --> 00:13:58,950 Oh. Pad. 181 00:13:59,310 --> 00:14:02,930 Frog. Lily pad. That's a little joke there. 182 00:14:03,710 --> 00:14:05,370 Only possibly, Kermit. Only. 183 00:14:07,170 --> 00:14:11,710 Hey, listen, Lou. Could you tell us, what is the secret of singing jazz like 184 00:14:11,710 --> 00:14:16,010 do? Well, Kermit, all you have to do really is just kind of lay back, you 185 00:14:16,010 --> 00:14:20,030 and lay down some golden tones with soul and style. 186 00:14:21,000 --> 00:14:26,480 Sure. You just kind of lay back and lay down some golden tones with soul and 187 00:14:26,480 --> 00:14:27,480 style. 188 00:14:28,820 --> 00:14:31,140 No, it doesn't even sound the same when I say it. 189 00:14:31,780 --> 00:14:35,000 Hey, but listen, would you do a little bit of that for us right now? 190 00:14:35,480 --> 00:14:36,620 No, no, no. 191 00:14:36,960 --> 00:14:37,960 No? No. 192 00:14:38,160 --> 00:14:42,340 You see, Kermit, you really can't sing jazz without salt lights, you know, a 193 00:14:42,340 --> 00:14:43,340 little atmosphere. 194 00:14:43,500 --> 00:14:44,900 And you've got to have a band. 195 00:14:45,380 --> 00:14:46,800 Oh, well, listen, you got it. 196 00:14:49,200 --> 00:14:53,400 This is an inspiration and an open invitation, you know, for some soulful 197 00:14:53,400 --> 00:14:55,600 syncopation. Hey, does that mean something good? 198 00:14:55,860 --> 00:14:59,340 Yes, it means let things... Wonderful. I'll be over here. 199 00:14:59,580 --> 00:15:00,580 Right. 200 00:15:01,240 --> 00:15:04,560 Back up on my carrom wall. Here I go. Sing low. 201 00:15:04,800 --> 00:15:06,040 Bye. Bye. 202 00:15:06,260 --> 00:15:07,980 Hold it, Floyd. Be cool. Now, wait a minute. 203 00:15:08,240 --> 00:15:11,920 Somewhere somebody's waiting for me. Sugar is sweet. So is she. Goodbye. 204 00:15:12,480 --> 00:15:17,600 Bye, you jive. Turkey, you... All right. The one you can love all understand me. 205 00:15:18,460 --> 00:15:22,780 Oh, what hard luck stories they all each and everybody has. Maybe make my bed 206 00:15:22,780 --> 00:15:25,720 and light the light. But I might not get home tonight, chicken. 207 00:15:26,940 --> 00:15:27,940 Turkey. 208 00:15:29,000 --> 00:15:32,880 Owl. Parakeet. Parrot. Pheasant. Partridge. Minerbird. Kiwi bird. 209 00:15:33,000 --> 00:15:33,959 Jaybird. Redbird. 210 00:15:33,960 --> 00:15:35,460 Bluebird. Big bird. 211 00:15:53,460 --> 00:16:00,060 ... ... ... ... 212 00:16:00,060 --> 00:16:01,160 ... 213 00:16:36,140 --> 00:16:37,480 What, is there a pussycat in here? 214 00:16:39,620 --> 00:16:41,960 Okay, great number. I love that. I love that. 215 00:16:42,540 --> 00:16:46,080 Let's see. Oh, now where's Fozzie? If he's going to do that roller skating 216 00:16:46,140 --> 00:16:47,140 it'll have to be soon. 217 00:16:51,300 --> 00:16:58,040 Oh, very good, Fozzie. You ready to go on? I'm ready, Kermit. I'm 218 00:16:58,040 --> 00:17:01,640 just sorry I took so long. But I want you to know it's tough. 219 00:17:02,040 --> 00:17:04,460 Roller skating is very, very difficult. 220 00:17:10,300 --> 00:17:17,280 Easy for you 221 00:17:17,280 --> 00:17:18,280 to say. 222 00:17:18,440 --> 00:17:24,940 Welcome again to Muppet Labs, where the 223 00:17:24,940 --> 00:17:26,720 future is being made today. 224 00:17:26,920 --> 00:17:30,680 Well, our latest development is the nuclear -powered shaver. 225 00:17:32,200 --> 00:17:36,220 The honor of shaving for the very first time with a nuclear -powered shaver goes 226 00:17:36,220 --> 00:17:38,380 to my faithful lab assistant, Beaker. 227 00:17:38,620 --> 00:17:39,720 Come on in here, Beaker. 228 00:17:40,800 --> 00:17:43,160 It's all right. Come on. There you go. 229 00:17:45,560 --> 00:17:51,520 Now, in order to protect Beaker's fluffy orange hair from nuclear fallout, he 230 00:17:51,520 --> 00:17:57,560 will wear this protective helmet, which is made of solid lead. Bend over, 231 00:17:57,660 --> 00:17:58,419 Beaker, here. 232 00:17:58,420 --> 00:18:00,440 Come on. Hurry up. Bend over. 233 00:18:02,850 --> 00:18:05,370 There. All right. Up you go, Beaker. 234 00:18:05,750 --> 00:18:07,630 Now Beaker is ready for the demonstration. 235 00:18:15,030 --> 00:18:18,010 Notice how effective the lead helmet is. 236 00:18:18,390 --> 00:18:20,430 Now Beaker doesn't need a shave. 237 00:18:24,450 --> 00:18:27,430 As you may have noticed, Fozzie has taken up roller skating. 238 00:18:27,630 --> 00:18:30,930 So here he is with funny jokes and figure eights, Mr. Fozzie. 239 00:18:36,880 --> 00:18:40,180 How about that? I haven't told one joke and I'm rolling already. 240 00:18:41,580 --> 00:18:46,580 Not bad on a ten -cent pair of skates, huh? 241 00:18:46,860 --> 00:18:50,860 Speaking of cheapskates... Nice flinch, Fuzzy. 242 00:18:51,060 --> 00:18:52,080 Thank you, Fuzzy. 243 00:18:53,740 --> 00:18:58,040 Hey, hey, hey. The next joke I'm going to tell, I'm going to do it while 244 00:18:58,040 --> 00:18:59,060 a figure eight. 245 00:18:59,260 --> 00:19:00,260 Here goes. 246 00:19:01,920 --> 00:19:08,050 Speaking of cheapskates, I know a guy so cheap... When he goes fishing, he puts 247 00:19:08,050 --> 00:19:12,210 a picture of a worm on his hook and he catches a picture of a fish. 248 00:19:13,130 --> 00:19:14,130 Hey, 249 00:19:15,010 --> 00:19:17,450 this is a great way for Fozzie to do his material. 250 00:19:17,690 --> 00:19:19,790 Yeah, a moving target is harder to hit. 251 00:19:20,670 --> 00:19:21,990 Oh, yeah? Well, watch this. 252 00:19:22,490 --> 00:19:27,530 I'm going to tell this next joke while skating, skating backwards and with my 253 00:19:27,530 --> 00:19:30,030 foot in the air, wiggling my ears. Here goes. 254 00:19:32,590 --> 00:19:33,590 Okay. 255 00:19:34,640 --> 00:19:40,020 Guy walks into a diner. There's a horse behind the counter. The guy just looks 256 00:19:40,020 --> 00:19:40,859 at the horse. 257 00:19:40,860 --> 00:19:44,180 The horse says, what's the matter? Surprised to see me here? 258 00:19:44,380 --> 00:19:45,580 And the guy says, yeah. 259 00:19:45,780 --> 00:19:47,540 Did the cow sell the place? 260 00:19:50,040 --> 00:19:53,640 He was doing okay till he fell off the stage. 261 00:19:53,900 --> 00:19:56,460 Wrong. He was doing okay till he came on the stage. 262 00:19:58,720 --> 00:20:02,020 Did the cow sell the place? 263 00:20:05,450 --> 00:20:09,030 Once again, ladies and gentlemen, this time backed by the big band of Dr. 264 00:20:09,090 --> 00:20:10,470 here he is, Mr. Lou Roll. 265 00:20:19,130 --> 00:20:26,130 I've been all over the world And I've seen all kinds of girls But 266 00:20:26,130 --> 00:20:29,270 baby, let me tell you that you're 267 00:20:42,570 --> 00:20:44,310 you that you're the one. 268 00:20:45,430 --> 00:20:48,910 I'm trying to tell you that you're the one. 269 00:20:50,590 --> 00:20:52,590 You are the one. 270 00:20:54,250 --> 00:20:58,750 You're the one. Hey baby, you are the one. 271 00:21:00,170 --> 00:21:06,950 You know that I and all kinds of ladies do each and everything 272 00:21:06,950 --> 00:21:07,950 to me. 273 00:21:08,330 --> 00:21:11,790 But baby, let me tell you that 274 00:21:15,590 --> 00:21:22,410 I said, because you did something to me nobody else has ever done. 275 00:22:11,500 --> 00:22:12,600 Ask me another. 276 00:22:12,860 --> 00:22:16,860 Well, that's about all the time we have, but before we go... I'm going now. 277 00:22:18,300 --> 00:22:22,340 As I was saying, before we go, let's have a warm thank you to our special 278 00:22:22,340 --> 00:22:24,080 star, ladies and gentlemen, Mr. Lou Rose. 279 00:22:48,490 --> 00:22:53,130 Tomorrow at 7 on The Muppet Show, Julie Andrews performs alongside a gang of 280 00:22:53,130 --> 00:22:56,590 yodeling Muppets and serenades Kermit with a special song. 281 00:22:56,990 --> 00:23:02,150 Coming up next on Happy Days, Richie Posse and Mel start out cruising and end 282 00:23:02,150 --> 00:23:03,150 streaking. 283 00:23:15,290 --> 00:23:17,050 I love tonight's show. 284 00:23:17,490 --> 00:23:20,730 Really? Of course not. Just wanted to see if I could say it. 21438