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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:00,000 --> 00:00:03,180 Walker, 13 seconds to curtain. Stand by, Miss Walker. 2 00:00:03,420 --> 00:00:06,660 Are you kidding? Stand by. I can't even stand up. 3 00:00:37,680 --> 00:00:38,920 It's time to put on makeup. 4 00:00:39,260 --> 00:00:40,920 It's time to dress up right. 5 00:00:41,360 --> 00:00:43,140 It's time to get things started. 6 00:00:43,540 --> 00:00:44,700 Hurry up, they're starting. 7 00:00:45,620 --> 00:00:47,360 It's time to get things started. 8 00:01:07,920 --> 00:01:09,080 He said it was up to you. 9 00:01:09,500 --> 00:01:11,220 Oh, hello. 10 00:01:11,480 --> 00:01:12,560 Hiya, hiya, hiya. 11 00:01:12,940 --> 00:01:17,700 Hey, maybe you can tell that I am not Kermit the Frog. 12 00:01:17,960 --> 00:01:20,580 You see, just moments ago, Kermit went home. 13 00:01:20,780 --> 00:01:22,500 He's not feeling very well. 14 00:01:22,840 --> 00:01:24,900 So he left the news in charge. 15 00:01:25,220 --> 00:01:26,940 Oh, no. Did you hear that? 16 00:01:27,440 --> 00:01:29,760 I wonder how sick the frog is. 17 00:01:30,100 --> 00:01:32,540 Well, if he put the bear in charge, he's very sick. 18 00:01:33,260 --> 00:01:35,040 You've got great guys, huh? 19 00:01:36,040 --> 00:01:40,940 Look, we'll still have a great time tonight because I know exactly what to 20 00:01:43,760 --> 00:01:47,080 Talk about Nancy Walker. 21 00:01:47,280 --> 00:01:48,280 Oh, yeah, oh, yeah. 22 00:01:48,880 --> 00:01:53,900 Tonight's wonderful guest star is the very talented lady of song and comedy, 23 00:01:54,040 --> 00:01:55,060 Miss Nancy Walker. 24 00:01:57,920 --> 00:02:00,360 Introduce the opening number. Introduce the opening number. 25 00:02:00,920 --> 00:02:02,780 Here is the opening number. 26 00:02:07,560 --> 00:02:08,759 So I'm new at this. 27 00:03:27,400 --> 00:03:28,399 You'll be okay. 28 00:03:28,400 --> 00:03:30,660 Oh, I hope the damage wasn't too bad. 29 00:03:30,880 --> 00:03:35,000 Hey, Fozzie, Kermit's on the phone. He wants to talk to you. Oh, thanks a lot, 30 00:03:35,020 --> 00:03:37,080 Scooter. You nervous with all your new responsibility? 31 00:03:37,740 --> 00:03:39,400 Me nervous? Are you kidding? 32 00:03:39,940 --> 00:03:40,940 Hello? 33 00:03:41,920 --> 00:03:42,920 Oh, 34 00:03:43,280 --> 00:03:44,440 oh, welcome in. 35 00:03:44,720 --> 00:03:45,720 Oh, hi. 36 00:03:45,880 --> 00:03:46,880 Yeah. 37 00:03:47,140 --> 00:03:48,140 The opening? 38 00:03:48,300 --> 00:03:51,940 Oh, great. Yeah, everybody got a big bang out of it. 39 00:03:53,120 --> 00:03:55,920 Huh? Oh, don't worry about Nancy Walker. 40 00:03:57,360 --> 00:04:03,020 the introduction sure sure sure everything's under control hey fuzzy 41 00:04:03,020 --> 00:04:08,800 what's on stage next i don't know what's on stage now nothing nothing's on stage 42 00:04:08,800 --> 00:04:12,940 nothing out front either the audience is leaving 43 00:05:07,850 --> 00:05:08,850 Hi, everybody. 44 00:05:09,290 --> 00:05:13,210 Listen, I'm selling magazine subscriptions to win a skateboard at 45 00:05:13,510 --> 00:05:18,410 And I was wondering if I could interest anybody out there in 72 issues of Field 46 00:05:18,410 --> 00:05:21,950 and Farmer for only $5. All right, school. All right, enough. I'm ready. 47 00:05:22,370 --> 00:05:27,650 Oh, well, then here's Nancy Walker, I guess. 48 00:05:31,190 --> 00:05:34,910 Oh, hello, ain't got you. What can I do for you today? 49 00:05:35,450 --> 00:05:37,270 I'd like a menu, some water. 50 00:05:39,020 --> 00:05:40,020 And a whip. 51 00:05:42,160 --> 00:05:44,880 Don't worry. His bark is worse than his bite. 52 00:05:45,320 --> 00:05:46,900 He barks. I'm leaving. 53 00:05:47,900 --> 00:05:49,640 One water coming up. 54 00:07:01,480 --> 00:07:05,200 second glass of water here, and now the second glass is gone? 55 00:07:06,120 --> 00:07:10,380 Will you just get the menu back here, please? I didn't take the menu over. 56 00:07:41,900 --> 00:07:42,900 Okay, will you cook? 57 00:08:46,920 --> 00:08:48,460 The theater will be easy to fix. 58 00:08:48,680 --> 00:08:52,260 And you should have seen the way he got the audience to come back after they 59 00:08:52,260 --> 00:08:53,260 started to leave. 60 00:08:53,320 --> 00:08:55,340 What are you doing to me? 61 00:08:55,800 --> 00:08:59,960 I was only trying to tell Kermit what a great job you're doing. I'll tell him. 62 00:08:59,960 --> 00:09:00,759 I'll tell him. 63 00:09:00,760 --> 00:09:03,920 Give me the phone. All right. All right. All right, everybody. 64 00:09:05,300 --> 00:09:09,820 Hi, Kermit. Listen, I've got to make an introduction. I'll be right back and 65 00:09:09,820 --> 00:09:10,799 explain everything. 66 00:09:10,800 --> 00:09:11,800 Oh, boy. 67 00:09:47,630 --> 00:09:51,690 And now, Veterinarians Hospital, the continuing storm. 68 00:11:00,300 --> 00:11:02,880 Tune in next week and hear Miss Piggy say... 69 00:11:35,760 --> 00:11:38,860 The prop man? The lighting man? I think you'd better talk to him. 70 00:11:39,100 --> 00:11:41,140 Well, all right. Who do you think I should talk to first? 71 00:11:43,140 --> 00:11:45,980 Maybe you'd better start with the lighting man. I think you're right. 72 00:11:46,680 --> 00:11:47,680 Harvey! 73 00:11:55,020 --> 00:11:56,380 I've got a pal. 74 00:11:56,640 --> 00:11:58,680 A regular out -and -outer. 75 00:11:59,020 --> 00:12:01,040 She's a dear, good old gal. 76 00:12:01,260 --> 00:12:03,660 And I'll tell you all about her. 77 00:12:04,330 --> 00:12:09,650 It's many years since first we met. Her hair was then as black as jet. 78 00:12:09,890 --> 00:12:13,070 It's whiter now, but she don't fret. 79 00:12:13,290 --> 00:12:15,610 Not my old gal. 80 00:12:16,630 --> 00:12:20,930 We've been together now for 40 years. 81 00:12:21,330 --> 00:12:24,510 And it don't seem a day too much. 82 00:12:25,270 --> 00:12:32,170 There ain't a lady living in the land as I'd swap for my 83 00:12:32,170 --> 00:12:33,170 dear old gal. 84 00:12:34,320 --> 00:12:35,500 No, they're right. 85 00:12:35,800 --> 00:12:36,800 Ah, 86 00:12:45,540 --> 00:12:47,600 she's a sweet, fine old gal. 87 00:12:47,860 --> 00:12:50,240 For worlds I wouldn't lose her. 88 00:12:50,500 --> 00:12:55,860 Ah, she's a dear, good old gal. And that's what made me choose her. 89 00:12:56,180 --> 00:12:59,280 She stuck to me through thick and thin. 90 00:12:59,500 --> 00:13:02,560 When luck was out, when luck was in. 91 00:13:03,150 --> 00:13:09,010 Ah, what a wife to me she's been, and what a pal. 92 00:13:10,650 --> 00:13:17,550 We've been together now for forty years, and it don't seem 93 00:13:17,550 --> 00:13:19,790 a day too much. 94 00:13:20,570 --> 00:13:27,450 There ain't a lady living in the land as I'd swap for me 95 00:13:27,450 --> 00:13:28,450 dear. 96 00:16:07,690 --> 00:16:08,970 of you to lock the door. 97 00:16:09,970 --> 00:16:11,470 That's cruelty to bears. 98 00:16:12,490 --> 00:16:17,230 Listen, as for the sketches being done at the same time, do you know how many 99 00:16:17,230 --> 00:16:18,490 times I've seen that done? 100 00:16:18,850 --> 00:16:20,030 How many? How many? 101 00:16:20,870 --> 00:16:21,870 Never. 102 00:16:23,310 --> 00:16:26,290 You know what I do when things don't go right? 103 00:16:26,510 --> 00:16:27,510 No. 104 00:16:28,650 --> 00:16:31,410 Nothing's impossible, I have found. 105 00:16:31,870 --> 00:16:35,210 But when my chin is on the ground, 106 00:16:36,940 --> 00:16:37,940 Pick myself up. 107 00:16:38,140 --> 00:16:39,760 Dust myself off. 108 00:16:40,360 --> 00:16:43,960 And start all over again. 109 00:16:44,740 --> 00:16:47,620 Yeah. Ah, don't lose your confidence. 110 00:16:48,060 --> 00:16:53,440 If you slip, just be grateful for a pleasant trip. 111 00:16:54,520 --> 00:16:56,400 And pick yourself up. 112 00:16:58,260 --> 00:17:00,500 And dust yourself off. 113 00:17:02,440 --> 00:17:03,740 And start. 114 00:17:07,140 --> 00:17:08,140 Again. 115 00:17:10,780 --> 00:17:16,060 Thank you. Thank you, Miss Walker. I feel terrific now. 116 00:17:16,400 --> 00:17:18,480 Well, I'm glad you're happy. Yeah. 117 00:17:18,800 --> 00:17:19,759 Well, listen. 118 00:17:19,760 --> 00:17:21,020 That's just a song. 119 00:17:21,319 --> 00:17:23,040 This show's in a lot of trouble. 120 00:17:26,760 --> 00:17:28,860 Well, how do you feel about nudity? 121 00:17:29,280 --> 00:17:31,640 Well, personally, it always left me cold. 122 00:17:52,200 --> 00:17:53,640 I let you use my hairbrush. Big deal. 123 00:17:53,900 --> 00:17:58,020 Well, no, because of those parts you play on television. I just knew you'd be 124 00:17:58,020 --> 00:18:03,740 overly considerate, protective mother -type person. I just knew it. Well, I'll 125 00:18:03,740 --> 00:18:07,780 tell you the truth. I'm no more protective of people than anybody else. 126 00:18:07,800 --> 00:18:09,640 that mother thing is an act. 127 00:18:21,610 --> 00:18:24,690 I want you to drink lots of liquids. No, don't eat anything. You starve to 128 00:18:24,690 --> 00:18:25,690 fever, feed a cold, right? 129 00:18:26,130 --> 00:18:30,250 Get into bed, turn the electric blanket up way up high, and I'll be right over 130 00:18:30,250 --> 00:18:31,250 with some chicken soup. 131 00:18:32,190 --> 00:18:33,190 Listen, what have you got? 132 00:19:02,960 --> 00:19:07,360 number. Oh, Scooter, you do it. I can't go out on stage again. I'm too ashamed. 133 00:19:08,160 --> 00:19:09,160 Everything's gone wrong. 134 00:19:09,460 --> 00:19:13,900 Well, maybe this will cheer you up. What is this? What is this? Just read it. 135 00:19:14,040 --> 00:19:18,460 All right, dear Fozzie, I just want to tell you what a pleasure it was to work 136 00:19:18,460 --> 00:19:19,660 with you on your show. 137 00:19:20,060 --> 00:19:21,600 You're really terrific. 138 00:19:45,350 --> 00:19:48,710 I take great pride in presenting our wonderful guest star. 139 00:19:49,370 --> 00:19:51,510 Fazi, don't forget her name this time. 140 00:19:51,730 --> 00:19:53,350 Gonzo, I will not forget her name. 141 00:19:53,590 --> 00:19:54,590 It's Nancy Walker. 142 00:19:54,910 --> 00:19:56,550 I know it's Nancy Walker. 143 00:19:56,910 --> 00:19:58,810 That's Nancy. Rhymes with fancy. 144 00:19:59,050 --> 00:20:00,050 I know, I know. 145 00:20:00,330 --> 00:20:03,030 Walker rhymes with talker. Gonzo, I have it. 146 00:20:03,410 --> 00:20:06,410 And it's Nancy Walker, not fancy talker. 147 00:20:06,770 --> 00:20:12,390 Gonzo, I know the guest star's name is Nancy Walker. I remember Nancy Walker. I 148 00:20:12,390 --> 00:20:13,390 will not... 149 00:21:59,120 --> 00:22:00,120 We danced. 150 00:22:34,700 --> 00:22:39,620 been much of a show and you've probably had a lousy time and uh kermit will 151 00:22:39,620 --> 00:22:46,420 probably fire me you're fired kermit what are you doing here uh well i 152 00:22:46,420 --> 00:22:50,960 figured nancy walker deserved at least one decent introduction oh kermit i'm so 153 00:22:50,960 --> 00:22:51,960 glad to see 154 00:23:15,500 --> 00:23:16,800 What's his name? The Pen. 155 00:23:18,420 --> 00:23:20,280 Okay, we'll see you all next time on us. 156 00:23:23,420 --> 00:23:24,420 Come on, buddy. 157 00:23:24,780 --> 00:23:26,240 Yeah. Yeah. 158 00:23:27,700 --> 00:23:34,040 This Saturday at 6, join the tomorrow people as they get one step closer to 159 00:23:34,040 --> 00:23:37,740 taking the sting out of the ultimate predator in part three of the Culex 160 00:23:37,740 --> 00:23:40,200 experiment. Be here when the adventure continues. 161 00:23:40,680 --> 00:23:45,100 On the Tomorrow People, this Saturday at 6 p .m., 5 Central, only on Nick. 162 00:23:45,580 --> 00:23:49,200 Now, stay tuned for The Partridge Family, next on Nick at Night. 163 00:23:59,040 --> 00:24:02,820 Wonderful! I loved it! Who was your favorite? Who else? The frog. 11964