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See what you can do on the TV.

Let's meet me. What you knew you'd owe me.

Everybody watching everywhere.

Everybody, you're on the air.

See, see what you can do on the TV.

Meet me.

Welcome to me.

the most sophisticated television system in the world with 1 ,500 channels to

choose from. You can always find a program to match your mood, your IQ,

income bracket, and your clothes.

We have the aerobics channel.

Let's face it, exercise can be very boring. But if you do your daily dozen

someone you love, the time seems to just fly by.

The Millionaire's Home Shopping Network.

Denmark!

the finest countries in the world textiles dairy products kind of shaped

turtle and this week only yours for just 200 billion and my personal favorite

the all kitchen utensil network which i believe is currently showing gone with

the wind frankly my dear i don't give a spoon

Yes, InnerTube is the ultimate television system of the future, here

a part of your past.

It gives you, the InnerTube viewer, the freedom of choice to see anything that

we let you see. That's why we say that InnerTube is more than a way of life.

It's television.

Henry, it ain't necessary for you to be memorizing every word.

Oh, I didn't memorize it, Jake. I just made sure I knew it by heart.

Fresher.

Oh, cut it out, Crasher. Come on, go on. Get back in there.

Is Crasher upset about something?

Well, you know Crasher. He wants to be the star of every show, and he can't, so

he gets a little frustrated.

I try to calm him down, but he does have a tendency to crush people in little

pieces. Hey!

A glitch!

Oh, no.

You're not supposed to be doing that.

Henry, go check the transponders. Okay.

Okay, I checked them.

Yeah, what was the reading?

Oh, it looks bad.

Let's destabilize the signal. Henry, don't jump to conclusions.

Now, what is the normal reading for the reality mode break -in? The normal

reading? Yeah.

Twelve? Twelve, yeah, roughly. And what was the reading you just saw?

About 18 ,000.

A little high.

Henry, you don't realize what this means, do you? We're going to have to go

No, we're going to have to go in. Which could destabilize the signal?

Jake,

Henry, we're trying to rehearse.

Something wrong, guys?

Nothing, no problem. A possible little misalignment in the transponder matrix.

Transponder problems?

I hate when that happens.

Anyone seen Glitch?

Come on, guys, let's rehearse.

What's this?

Suddenly you're in charge?

Maya, when there's a leadership gap, someone must fill it.

Badu, you got a brain gap and no one fills that.

Don't follow leaders.

Watch your parking meters.

You got it, Digit.

Now, can we help Jake?

No, no, no. Just a glitch in the system.

Come on, Henry.

Live it or live with it. Yeah, I mean, look at us. We do just fine and we're

surrounded by technology.

Smash cuts, chroma keys, slow -mo, rotoscoping. Eight -bar hook, slow,

retro rap.

Digital modulation, wash.

Paradiddles, flamadiddles.

Flamadiddles?

Explosions!

Explosions have nothing to do with technology.

Technology.

I'll show you technology. Ah,

look. A beautiful leech.

Despite the unsubstantiated rumors that there is a glitch in the system... No,

it's Crasher! Henry, it's Crasher! It looks like he's trying to break out!

a minute, it looks like he's trying to break out!

Seems like he's in bed.