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Coming up on Real Husbands of Hollywood.
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You all are a bunch of Mitches. What?
I'm not going to sit here and Mitch and
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complain like other people. Beat your
ass.
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You want my wife.
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I want Boris' wife.
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You've been getting on Robin from the
first date. You remember what happened
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last time.
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You're not going to get me no more.
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It just got real.
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show on television, Real Husbands of
Hollywood.
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I'm your host, Lala Anthony, and I know
the ladies in the audience are jealous
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of me right now because I am flanked by
the most amazingly good -looking and
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talented cat.
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Kevin Hart. I don't think she was
talking about you, Kelly. I was actually
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talking about Boris.
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Thank you. Boris Kojo, married to the
lovely Nicole Ari Parker.
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My boo.
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You have Dwayne Martin, married to the
multi -talented Tisha Campbell -Martin,
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and J .B. Smoove, hanging out over
there, married to the songstress Shahida
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Omar. What's up, Shahida?
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All right.
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And to my left, you have Nick Cannon,
married to the incomparable Mariah
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You have Nelly, who is married to...
Nelly, who exactly are you married to
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again? Each and every single lady out
there in television land. I love you.
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Okay. He a hoe!
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Okay, and finally, we have the one and
only Kevin Hart. AKA the ladies' choice.
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the first question is an obvious one.
Where's Robin?
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Oh, I thought he was here.
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No, he's not here.
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How about I answer that question? Well,
who gives a damn?
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Well, I thought he was part of the crew.
I've seen him on the show.
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That's real nice. He was part of my
crew.
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That's Nelly's boy. Nelly wanted to try
to bring him in. Nelly, where's Robin?
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Kevin voted him out of the reunion show.
I didn't vote nobody out of the reunion
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show. He took him out. I didn't take
nobody out of the reunion show. Yeah,
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did. No, I didn't. Yeah, you did. No, I
didn't. I didn't vote anyone out. He
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ain't here. Okay. That has nothing to do
with me voting somebody out. Kevin
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always votes somebody out for something.
That's why you voted me out of poker. I
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voted you out of the poker game, Nick,
because I don't like you. Hey, bring me.
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What? I don't like you either.
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this out. You know, I plead the sixth.
Anything else you got to say? Kevin,
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Kevin, you mean you plead the fifth.
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First of all, today is not the fifth.
Fifth Amendment is the Fifth Amendment.
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The sixth is the last grade you
attended. Oh, that's a good one.
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That's a good one.
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Kevin, you gave that white boy a hard
time from the very beginning. Yeah, he
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did. What are you talking about?
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You stole his music. You tried to get
his girl. You are what? What are you
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talking about? I didn't steal his music.
What are you talking about? I know what
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you're talking about right now. You
don't know what you're talking about.
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don't know what you're talking about.
You've been giving him...
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From the time he came to the door, man.
He came to the door. You tell everybody
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here something right now. Don't bring it
over here.
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Don't bring it over here. You try to
deny. You try to deny that you hit on
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wife. Wait, we got to pay. You hit on
his wife. Me and Paula got something
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special. Really?
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But listen, we got to pace ourselves. We
got a whole hour to go. And you know
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you're not supposed to hit on nobody's
wife. Exactly.
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So let's go to the clip. Why don't we
talk about how.
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How outdated his hair is. Whoa, come on,
Kevin. This is my friend.
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There's no reason to keep disrespecting
him like this. No, but don't worry about
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it, Nelly. You know what? That's pretty
funny, Kevin. You should do stand -up.
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So, Robin, maybe you just should never
come back here.
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Why are you set -tripping, homie? I
mean, we just had a good time. You ain't
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seen set -tripping.
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There it is.
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Set -tripping.
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Okay. Yeah.
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All right, man. Yeah.
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Okay, that was editing.
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That's all that was. They did that to
make me look bad. They don't need
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to make you look bad at all. Whatever,
St. Loser Tip. Don't tell me what they
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did and didn't do. You've been getting
on Robin from the first day he came to
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the door, man. Barry there, Kevin.
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I'm telling you, Barry there is cold
right there. That's straight up racist
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right there. I would have never done
that to Larry David.
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Here we go.
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Larry David reference again.
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Hey, okay, well, let me tell you
something. You all are a bunch of
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this is the biggest one wearing an
armband. Why you got panties? Why you
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panties on your arm, Mitch? That's a
heart monitor, Nikki.
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I actually like that.
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Thank you. You're welcome. But I do have
a question. Can anyone tell me what a
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Mitch is?
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Kevin, tell them who you are. Tell them
who you are.
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Let's start with the real Mitch, Dwayne.
Tell them what a Mitch is.
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How you gonna call me? That's Nick's
real name. What are you talking about?
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not Nick. So you gonna call me? Let's
just go ahead and put it out there.
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the one that be putting his muscle
shirts in alphabetical order. Damn sure
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Damn sure do. The guy who go to bed in
double -breasted pajamas, you call him
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Nick? That was fly. That was fly. That
was fly. A Mitch is somebody who hits on
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another man's wife.
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What? Who would do something like that?
I would never do it. Lala, you look
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amazing though.
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Let me tell you something. Carmella will
whoop your ass.
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I can be polite. And I will help him.
Yeah, because I'm being polite.
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So is this what you guys would call
being a Mitch? You know what? Because
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else here wants to be honest, I'll be
honest. A Mitch is a male version of,
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a male version of a, you know what?
Rather than even talk about it, I'm
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play the track. Because the track
explains the bottom line.
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What do you mean track? A track. Play
the track right now.
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You can tell I ain't no Mitch.
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I'm proven. Look at my chest.
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How you think I earned them stripes? You
can tell I ain't no bitch.
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Ask your mama, she'll let you know. Hey,
love, man, listen.
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You out with your girl to build, come,
you look up.
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Your girl say, baby, what's wrong?
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What's up? You run to the bathroom as if
you got a problem.
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Now your girl paid for your tap.
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That's a missed move.
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That's pretty rude. I would never do it.
I'm too cool.
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I'm not a Mitch, homie. I'm a real man.
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My sock ain't never sticking out of my
sandals, homie. Moody.
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I'm talking about you, Rudy.
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I tell you, go out. You look at me. I'm
so moody.
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I don't feel like it. I got cramps.
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What you talking about, man? You ain't
your gramps.
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Bitch. I'm about that life.
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How you think I earned them stripes?
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You could tell I ain't no bitch.
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I'm out.
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All right. Well, I guess I know what a
Mitch is. Now, earlier this week, we
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a survey. Who is the biggest Mitch out
of all of you guys?
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Who is the biggest Mitch? So we're going
to stick around and give you the answer
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at the end of the night. I am curious
about this. Who's the biggest Mitch? We
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don't need a survey. Guys, we don't need
a survey. Point to the Mitch.
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We ain't got to wait until the end of
the night to find that out. Coming up on
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Real Husbands of Hollywood.
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What you going to do about that? You
took my Twitter followers?
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Kevin Hart is one despicable human
being.
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So he's like, the dirt under your nails.
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You don't know how I got there, but you
can't get rid of them.
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Ouch! My cuticle's back, not up.
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All right, welcome back. We're enjoying
pie from our sponsor right now. And I
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got to be real, JB, that was a serious
Mitch moment right there. Whoa, whoa,
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whoa. So now he's spying on people now?
It's all right. It's all good.
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Everybody.
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Hold on a second. See what he's doing?
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You're hitting on another man's wife.
We're enjoying sweets, and we're having
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good time.
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As our host, I want her to have some
sweets.
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You offer her some cake. You don't go
like this.
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Hey, hey, let me get you some cake,
girl.
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You don't do that.
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Boris. That's not how you do it.
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I can see if I gave it to her like this.
No. Huh, Lala? You don't take that
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whipped cream and go, hey, let me give
you some.
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Take my piece. No, no, let me take that.
Don't give her no more, Boris.
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Stop it, Boris.
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Oh, I'm sorry. That's not right. No, I
wasn't doing anything.
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I was trying to. I was trying to. Can I
wipe my face, please? I can wipe your
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face. Come here.
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Wow. Sit down, Kenny.
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If you would have did that to your wife,
she'd still be around. You don't do
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that. Oh, that is long. All right, okay,
all right. If you've been following The
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Real Husbands of Hollywood, it is very
clear that there's something going on
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with Kevin and Nick. There is an ongoing
beef here.
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Now, I want to know how the beef
started.
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Uh, I ain't got no beef with Nick. Me
and Nick are good friends. Right, Nick?
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Yeah, look at his face.
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You. What'd you say, Nick?
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Tell him. You heard me.
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Are you serious right now? Absolutely.
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Okay, well then, Nick, you know what?
Ain't no sense of being bashful. Let's
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the cat out the bag, baby. Why are you
putting cats in bags? That's animal
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cruelty. The cat just got out the bag.
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No, no, no, no, no, no.
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Nick, you want to get real?
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Cat about to break out the bag.
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I'm out the bag now, Nick. Here's the
problem.
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Nick is not incredible.
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Nick is insecure.
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That's right.
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Insecure. At the end of the day, Nick
want to be me.
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You know you want my life. And you know
why you want my life? You want my wife.
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I don't want your wife. I want Boris'
wife.
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I'm on to Nicole now.
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The truth is, Nick might have a point.
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You do have a thing for Mariah.
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And we have a clip. And Tisha.
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Let's take a look.
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Why do you keep calling my name?
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I don't know, man.
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Oh, man.
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What?
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Oh, God.
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Oh, get me.
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The hell did you come back from the
bathroom dressed like Lisa Rae for?
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Why do you always hide Mariah when I
come around?
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I don't.
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She hides herself from your gremlin
-looking ass.
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Mariah dumped you?
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Wow. That's crazy.
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Give me her number just so I can see if
she's okay. For sure. It's 1 -800
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-KISS -MY -ASS.
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How many clips y 'all got? The lowest
thing this Mitch ever did was try to
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my little nephew, nine years old,
Calvin.
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That little fat boy wasn't nine.
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So let's nip that in the bud. And it
just turned nine. It was eight when he
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your ass. Roll the tape. All right, all
right, roll the clip.
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Who made these nasty -ass pies, man? The
pie needs to go in the trash.
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My brother's son Calvin made that.
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Okay, well, maybe I'm tripping. Maybe my
tape bud is off.
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That pie was nasty, that dog. No, no,
no. This pie is nasty.
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This pie is nasty.
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He's right behind you, Kevin.
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Well, maybe I need to turn around and
tell Mr. Nasty Pie hello.
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Oh, hey, Fat Jesus.
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That was funny.
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I hate you, Kevin. That's a strong word.
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Thank you. Did y 'all hear that?
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When he kicked Kevin, Kevin farted. That
looked like it hurt. He cracked his
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right nut.
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Kev, let it go. Let it go. Say
something, Nick.
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I'm about to put the paws on this little
boy, Nick. I'm about to put the paws on
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him. That's when I knew the kid knew
karate.
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I tried to warn you. Get the paws.
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Get it.
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Get it.
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He would have killed you too.
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That was not a fight. That was not a
fight. There you go.
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Let me tell you something.
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Let me tell you what they're doing right
here. Okay, and I want to talk to
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whoever the producers are and whoever
the people in the little editing station
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is because you're alterating the clips.
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You hear me? They're alterating
everything.
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That boy was sick sick.
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Altering. No, they're alterating it.
Please.
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That little boy was sick sick on the
day.
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This is ridiculous. I'm done. I gotta
go. You are done. Where you going? Where
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you going, Nick?
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What the hell is that?
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Y 'all hear that?
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That's Pablo.
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Who's Pablo?
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Helicopter pilot.
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Nick, Nick, I swear by you, you park
that helicopter on my front lawn again,
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you gonna be paying some serious bills
around here. I know he ain't on your
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front lawn.
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He's on your roof.
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Bye, Nick.
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See you.
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That's how you exit.
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That's how you exit. Nice being Nick
Cannon, bitch.
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Nick,
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where you going?
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Uh, school shopping. Thinking about
buying Howard University.
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Oh, yeah, Kev.
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My nephew Calvin made them pies.
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I'm telling you, fat ass, he did a
better job on this bitch.
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He did do a better job. All right,
everybody, we're just getting warmed up.
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as we go to break, you're going to see
your selections for the best slap of
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season one.
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You guys got to stay with us. We got a
lot more coming up.
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Did Kevin just slap me? He just slapped
three songs out of your ass.
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I can do a little scalp massage, you
know? I like that. Yeah, it feels really
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good. Oh, hey.
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Hi,
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baby.
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I took the garbage out. What are you
talking about? I took the... I forgot
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bathroom again.
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Yeah, I'll take it.
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I know it smells.
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I know. I'm going to rinse it out. I
promise.
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Okay?
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Maybe we can take a little bath after
together. You and I, we're a little
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ending.
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No, I didn't say happy. I meant I'm
happy the workday is ending.
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All right. I can't do it right now,
baby. I can't do it right now. Okay.
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I love you so much.
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I love you so much.
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Wow,
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what a sad... Mitch moment that is for
you. I'm communicating with my wife. We
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have a beautiful relationship. You got
to check in sometimes. That's not being
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man. You do have to check in sometimes,
but I want to move on to the most
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multifaceted person of the group. You
go.
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Go, Dwayne. Go, shit.
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You're an athlete, a manager, a real
estate developer, a restaurant owner,
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you have a custom clothing company
called Alba. Is there anything you can't
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Alba.
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Oh, wow.
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You forgot. No, no, no. You forgot
actor.
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You forgot actor. Of course. Actor. I
didn't forget it. No, no.
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Forget it. Forget actor.
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Dwayne, the only thing you aren't,
according to the people that know you,
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honest. Hence the name.
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Shake. Everybody.
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Oh, wow. Everybody, let's all go. And
that was kind of disappointing to hear
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that about you. No, no, no, you know
what? Don't even listen to all of that,
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Lala, okay?
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I'm just a shrewd businessman, that's
all.
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All right, well, let's take a look at
some of your shakier moments. Please do.
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There's nobody here under 1 ,000 years
old. These people old as hell. That's
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because I hired nothing but retired
seamstresses and tailors. You guys got
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get with it, man.
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What if you could do this?
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Huh? Or this?
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Huh? Or this? This is bad quality.
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The guy that used to own it got murdered
and his widow wants to sell it.
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Murdered? Yeah.
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Shake, I'm in here touching stuff.
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What's the name of the club? Cold Cake?
That was pretty sad, Shake.
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All right, so what do you have to say
for yourself, Shake? Listen, you know,
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there's nothing dishonest about that.
You know, I just happen to be a true
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businessman. I'm a mover and a shaker.
What's Tisha got to say about that?
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Mm -hmm.
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Why you got to bring Tisha in this?
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What's so funny about that? Listen, all
right, you know...
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In the vows, it says, do you remember
your vows? No, I don't remember my vows.
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Right, exactly.
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Do you remember yours?
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I'm going to tell you what it says. Tell
me, tell me. It says in sickness and in
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health, and it says in poorness and in
wealth.
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You get married in Vegas?
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Obviously. Is that why Tisha made you
sign a prenup? You signed a prenup? What
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prenup? She made you sign a prenup. I
have the clip.
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Tired of your stupid games, Bear.
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Let's just see how Tisha likes these
pictures, especially since you're the
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who signed the prenup.
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Oh, wow.
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Wow. I didn't say any of that, okay?
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I'm not doing this no more, man. You
know what? I don't need this check. So
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you're saying I need the check? Hold on
a second. There's a check.
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No, no, no. Hold on a second.
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Will you tell them I didn't sign the
prenup?
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Let me just talk to my wife for a
minute. DeWayne, you need to come out
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finish this.
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Don't leave, DeWayne.
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Don't leave. Is there a check for real?
There's no check.
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Oliver, what are you doing?
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You said you want some coffee. That's
how I want it now?
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What am I doing right now? Are we
filming TV?
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Hey, Oliver, I'll take one of those, big
boy.
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Robin Thicke is in the building.
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I'm not going to do it.
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It's so nice to see you.
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What up, kid?
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Sorry,
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I'm late, fellas. I had to do the
Michael Jordan wedding.
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The Jordan wedding? I thought that was
like a month ago, though. Yeah, he
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me to do the honeymoon, too.
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Robin,
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there's a whole lot that I want to talk
to you about.
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But first, I need to talk to Oliver
because I did not like what I just saw.
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Oliver, do you like when Kevin talks to
you like that? Of course he doesn't like
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how Kevin talks. Hey, I'm sorry, Robin.
Didn't she say she'll get back to you in
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a sec?
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It's not a second.
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So, Oliver, you're okay with this type
of abuse?
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Of course he's not. I mean, but you
can't, you can't, you know, bite the
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that hands you a paycheck. I mean,
Kevin's his boss. He needs the job.
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Robin, first of all, I don't hand Oliver
a paycheck.
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Okay? Ain't no checks getting cut around
here from Kevin Hart. He get paid in
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hard, cold cash, baby.
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Under the table money so the IRS don't
find out.
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Okay,
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so does Kevin abuse Oliver?
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I'm going to let you, the home audience,
decide for yourselves.
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Let's take a look at this clip. You're a
liar.
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You just got fired again.
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Get your ass out of here. You're fired.
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Are you selling drugs?
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Are you moving weight in my house?
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Are you pigeon flipping?
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You know what? Well, we'll tell the
truth and we'll talk to the people.
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What are you doing?
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What are you doing?
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Oliver is fine. Man up, Oliver. Damn it.
Oliver! I'm cool. I'm not going to sit
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here and Mitch and complain like other
people. This is the job. You got to
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from the bottom. Oliver, come on, man.
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All right, forget it. No, no, no, no.
Hold up.
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Let's take a look at the Mitch cam.
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Oh, yeah.
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I'm going to clean the J's with the boss
of latte.
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Oh, yeah.
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Nothing cleans dead leather.
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Like some of Kevin Hart's latte.
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This is for you, Kev, and your mish -ass
friends.
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I'm gonna kick your ass. Are you
serious? Get out of here. Okay.
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All right, all right.
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I'm gonna listen, guys.
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Don't go anywhere.
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If you think this is crazy now, you
gotta stay tuned. You ain't seen nothing
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yet. But first, we caught on Twitter,
and we found out that these are your top
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favorite lines from season one.
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I was racist until today.
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That little monkey saved my life.
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Go Obama.
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Boris don't have a prenup either.
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Who's going to leave me?
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Listen,
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when you're cutting my hair, you got to
remember, all right? The front comes
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forward, the side comes down here, and
the back flies down perfectly, all
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I'm going to tell you that once. I'm not
going to tell you again. I have a
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hairline. Now, I'm not Boris. You got to
respect that.
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Wow. Jesus.
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Ball -headed guys are out.
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And went out with Michael Jordan.
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So what I want to do now is turn my
attention over to Mr.
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J .B. Smith. Oh, yes.
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So, J .B., rumor has it that when Kevin
first started stand -up, he tried to be
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like you. That's a lie.
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First of all, let me say this.
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I'll be appearing at all the Laugh
Factory comedy clubs across America.
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Okay. Check the local listings out
there.
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And I'm also good friends with Larry
David.
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Okay. What does that have to do with
anything, man?
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I'm tired of you always bringing up
Larry David.
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Why do you have to say that?
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Put him on. We've never seen you with
Larry David. You don't have HBO?
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Robin, I'm sorry. I'm talking to JB.
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I'm talking to JB.
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JB, what do you mean when you say Kevin
wanted to be you?
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Yeah, tell me.
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Kevin Hart stole my joke. Let this go. I
didn't steal your joke.
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Kevin, you stole my pickle joke.
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I did not steal your pickle joke.
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What is a pickle joke?
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Pickle joke.
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Throw my jokes.
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Bill. JB, ain't nobody stealing your
spitting ass jokes. Throw my pickle
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I've been doing that pickle joke for
years. That was my pickle joke first.
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Shut up, JB.
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Okay, the joke go like this. All right,
I put it on my pants. Girl, like, ew,
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look at your pickle. I go, what's the
deal?
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That's the pickle joke?
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What's the deal? Told you it wasn't that
funny. But he used Bill, I used kosher.
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What black president say kosher? And he
also stole, all right, all right, all
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right. You're a liar. No.
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I'll prove it. You're a liar. I'll prove
it. I'll prove it. I'll prove it. All
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right. I've never said it like that.
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It's like a gorilla. It's like a
gorilla.
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It's a gorilla. All right. All right.
All right. All right.
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You added the uh to it. Mine was all
right. All right.
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apology is sincere.
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B, if you think it was whack, or C, if
you don't care and you just want to see
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Boris take his shirt off.
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We're going to announce the winner
after.
439
00:21:40,810 --> 00:21:44,290
Oh, because the results are already in.
In a landslide, you voted for C.
440
00:21:44,570 --> 00:21:49,010
Boris takes his shirt off. I don't take
my shirt off. This ain't a pool party.
441
00:21:49,150 --> 00:21:51,250
What are you talking about? I don't know
what it was.
442
00:21:52,050 --> 00:21:55,830
Boris, why does it seem like you're such
a reluctant sex symbol of this show?
443
00:21:56,030 --> 00:22:00,090
I resent that. I just want people to see
beyond the...
444
00:22:00,980 --> 00:22:02,680
handsome face and the taut physique.
445
00:22:02,980 --> 00:22:05,740
Okay, let me tell you what I was taught.
I was taught to believe in myself. And
446
00:22:05,740 --> 00:22:09,800
right now, I know that I am by far the
most attractive man sitting up here. My
447
00:22:09,800 --> 00:22:12,280
body's better than all y 'all. And
yours, Lala. My body's better than
448
00:22:12,620 --> 00:22:15,660
Really? Yes. Stand up, Lala. Stand up
right now. Stand up.
449
00:22:15,900 --> 00:22:16,900
You better stand up.
450
00:22:17,180 --> 00:22:18,180
Come on, Kevin.
451
00:22:18,460 --> 00:22:19,460
Come on, Kevin.
452
00:22:20,600 --> 00:22:22,960
That's not even a contest. That's not
even a contest.
453
00:22:23,280 --> 00:22:24,900
You take a taste away.
454
00:22:25,320 --> 00:22:27,440
You guys are judging the wrong stuff.
455
00:22:27,660 --> 00:22:28,660
Whatever, Kev.
456
00:22:28,860 --> 00:22:29,860
Whatever. Now,
457
00:22:30,350 --> 00:22:35,050
I know that we all want to see the many
sides of Boris Kojo. I don't want to see
458
00:22:35,050 --> 00:22:36,050
him. I do.
459
00:22:37,350 --> 00:22:40,930
My body was made for this.
460
00:22:54,930 --> 00:22:56,750
Guys, got the package.
461
00:22:58,290 --> 00:22:59,290
Both of them.
462
00:23:00,100 --> 00:23:01,440
Well... Can we go to commercial break?
463
00:23:02,280 --> 00:23:06,040
Well... All right, for this segment,
we're going to have a real husband -wife
464
00:23:06,040 --> 00:23:09,820
swap, where our panel gets to live on
the wild side and pick a new wife.
465
00:23:10,040 --> 00:23:11,740
All right, guys, let's go to the clip.
466
00:23:12,000 --> 00:23:14,940
I don't know why you guys are so
uncomfortable talking about something as
467
00:23:14,940 --> 00:23:16,240
natural as sexuality. I'm not
uncomfortable.
468
00:23:16,540 --> 00:23:18,120
I talk about it all the time. When?
469
00:23:18,320 --> 00:23:19,320
When you're not around.
470
00:23:20,500 --> 00:23:23,040
Okay, and with whom are you talking
about sexuality?
471
00:23:23,320 --> 00:23:24,480
With Dwayne. What?
472
00:23:24,700 --> 00:23:28,140
No, no. You're talking about our sex
life with Boris? Why are you even
473
00:23:28,140 --> 00:23:29,140
to Boris?
474
00:23:29,280 --> 00:23:31,320
Everybody knows about the underground
jail road.
475
00:23:31,940 --> 00:23:32,940
What?
476
00:23:34,860 --> 00:23:35,860
Now they do.
477
00:23:37,860 --> 00:23:41,300
So, Boris, if you could pick any of the
real husband's wives, who would you
478
00:23:41,300 --> 00:23:44,400
pick? This is just a hypothetical
question. I would go with Shahida.
479
00:23:45,140 --> 00:23:47,940
Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa. Why are you
picking my damn wife? She's beautiful
480
00:23:47,940 --> 00:23:48,940
she's all natural, okay?
481
00:23:49,000 --> 00:23:50,380
How do you know my wife is natural?
Okay.
482
00:23:50,800 --> 00:23:52,360
So, Nelly, who's your choice?
483
00:23:53,240 --> 00:23:55,180
Bridget. She's a... Bridget?
484
00:23:56,030 --> 00:23:57,070
That's not a damn card.
485
00:23:57,930 --> 00:24:00,630
That's a boy right there. You want to
say Bridget with a heart on it? That's a
486
00:24:00,630 --> 00:24:02,330
boy. Bridget right there.
487
00:24:02,950 --> 00:24:04,450
My boy, you want Bridget?
488
00:24:04,650 --> 00:24:05,710
You had Bridget?
489
00:24:06,230 --> 00:24:09,030
Did you have Bridget? It wasn't like
that. We hit a movie.
490
00:24:09,410 --> 00:24:12,210
Oh, you hit my ex -wife at a movie
theater?
491
00:24:12,430 --> 00:24:15,170
You hit her? No, no, no. That's why she
always wear them band -aids.
492
00:24:15,390 --> 00:24:17,450
She used to wear the band -aid. I was
like, are you cut?
493
00:24:17,690 --> 00:24:18,690
I thought she was cut.
494
00:24:18,930 --> 00:24:19,930
I thought she was cut.
495
00:24:25,040 --> 00:24:26,040
Not like that.
496
00:24:26,960 --> 00:24:28,040
Kev, who's on your card?
497
00:24:28,300 --> 00:24:29,700
I wanted to go with a simple choice.
498
00:24:30,400 --> 00:24:35,680
So I chose Nicole, Shahida, Mariah, and
Tisha. Damn.
499
00:24:35,940 --> 00:24:39,880
I took all four because I felt if I
could have the best of all worlds, why
500
00:24:39,880 --> 00:24:41,600
combine them? So you don't want Paula
anymore?
501
00:24:42,000 --> 00:24:43,860
No. No, I don't want Paula anymore. I
had Paula already.
502
00:24:44,500 --> 00:24:45,820
Hey, hey, hey, hey, Kevin.
503
00:24:46,040 --> 00:24:49,420
Watch yourself, buddy. What am I
watching myself? Paula did my video
504
00:24:49,420 --> 00:24:50,440
remember what happened last time.
505
00:24:56,640 --> 00:25:00,000
Robin, don't think I'm scared of that
little Terry Crews. You want to do some
506
00:25:00,000 --> 00:25:03,500
these clips again? I don't need one of
those clips. The only clip we need to
507
00:25:03,500 --> 00:25:06,180
is the one where Paula was in my video.
She wasn't in your video.
508
00:25:07,040 --> 00:25:12,320
Was she in the video or not? Let's take
a look. Take a look at it.
509
00:25:14,500 --> 00:25:18,600
Hey, Paula.
510
00:25:19,180 --> 00:25:21,240
That's not her. Who's the killing tendon
is that?
511
00:25:21,520 --> 00:25:22,520
That's not Paula.
512
00:25:24,240 --> 00:25:25,620
Who's that?
513
00:25:26,170 --> 00:25:28,770
That's not her hip. That's not her
butt's bigger than that.
514
00:25:29,590 --> 00:25:30,590
Listen,
515
00:25:34,890 --> 00:25:39,870
first all you did was steal my video and
put it into your video. Which makes it
516
00:25:39,870 --> 00:25:40,729
my video.
517
00:25:40,730 --> 00:25:43,110
I'm trying to sit here and blur the
lines right now. Oh, you're going to
518
00:25:43,110 --> 00:25:44,310
that one too, right? What do you mean
steal?
519
00:25:44,990 --> 00:25:47,350
Okay, I'm not going to go back and forth
with you, Robin. Whatever, man. Okay,
520
00:25:47,350 --> 00:25:50,990
so here's the deal, Robin. You did the
wedding. You dropped a single. But I
521
00:25:50,990 --> 00:25:53,990
you're doing something that's completely
unexpected now. Yeah, yeah.
522
00:25:54,230 --> 00:25:57,850
Actually, you know, but before I tell
you guys about it, I think we should
523
00:25:57,850 --> 00:26:01,210
watch the video. I think, hey, Kevin,
this is going to knock your little baby
524
00:26:01,210 --> 00:26:02,210
socks off.
525
00:26:02,590 --> 00:26:03,830
I got four girl socks.
526
00:26:04,890 --> 00:26:08,830
You know, the way my banking account is
set up is that I have a trust fund and I
527
00:26:08,830 --> 00:26:09,830
have a savings account.
528
00:26:11,390 --> 00:26:12,830
All white, all white, all white.
529
00:26:21,899 --> 00:26:25,920
right you know what robin you know what
that's fine man because you always
530
00:26:25,920 --> 00:26:29,020
wanted to be me i don't need to be you
all right in fact i don't even want to
531
00:26:29,020 --> 00:26:34,700
in the same room with you anymore okay
oh yeah you got that yeah let me tell
532
00:26:34,700 --> 00:26:39,360
something robin and you listen you make
sure you listen good dude you doing that
533
00:26:39,360 --> 00:26:42,980
little terry cruise thing you're gonna
scare me no more i'm past that you think
534
00:26:42,980 --> 00:26:45,820
you're just gonna steal my stuff and get
away with it yeah i stole it and guess
535
00:26:45,820 --> 00:26:48,420
what i got six million twitter followers
off
536
00:26:50,740 --> 00:26:53,520
What you gonna do about that? You took
my Twitter followers!
537
00:26:54,240 --> 00:26:55,240
You took them!
538
00:26:56,040 --> 00:26:57,440
You took my followers!
539
00:26:58,060 --> 00:26:59,060
Uh -oh.
540
00:27:30,060 --> 00:27:31,060
Like JB?
541
00:27:31,160 --> 00:27:32,160
You stole the pickle, Joe!
542
00:27:32,300 --> 00:27:33,440
You stole all my stuff!
543
00:27:34,020 --> 00:27:35,200
I hate your ass!
544
00:27:35,440 --> 00:27:37,860
I knew it! I'm f***ing you!
545
00:27:38,420 --> 00:27:40,360
Your ass always wants to be me!
546
00:27:41,640 --> 00:27:42,640
Damn you, pretty!
547
00:27:47,460 --> 00:27:48,460
Alright,
548
00:27:51,180 --> 00:27:53,720
welcome back to the Real Husbands of
Hollywood reunion show.
549
00:27:53,920 --> 00:27:57,640
Now, as you all just witnessed before
the commercial break, we had a bit of a
550
00:27:57,640 --> 00:27:59,280
shake -up here on the set where Kevin,
551
00:28:00,120 --> 00:28:01,760
Ashley transformed into JB.
552
00:28:02,220 --> 00:28:03,320
Kevin, what was up with that?
553
00:28:03,640 --> 00:28:07,780
I got to stop you. Excuse me, Lala. I
just feel like, you know, I've been on
554
00:28:07,780 --> 00:28:12,960
this new path to reprogramming my inner
sanctum, and I feel like this energy
555
00:28:12,960 --> 00:28:17,240
here is just kind of taking over my
positive energy and turning it into
556
00:28:17,240 --> 00:28:20,520
negative. So I just want to say thank
you, guys. I really appreciate
557
00:28:20,660 --> 00:28:23,220
and I appreciate the show, but I'm just
going to have to give you my thoughts,
558
00:28:23,360 --> 00:28:24,860
my words, and my heart.
559
00:28:25,540 --> 00:28:28,180
Kevin, I forgive you, but I'm going to
bow out of the show. Thank you guys so
560
00:28:28,180 --> 00:28:29,180
much. All right.
561
00:28:32,240 --> 00:28:33,580
One more thing, though, Kevin.
562
00:28:42,040 --> 00:28:44,080
It's too late, Kevin. What am I doing
wrong?
563
00:28:44,380 --> 00:28:44,939
It's gone.
564
00:28:44,940 --> 00:28:45,940
Why can't I do it?
565
00:28:46,240 --> 00:28:47,240
All righty, then.
566
00:28:47,880 --> 00:28:51,520
Now it seems like a good time to go to
our first Skype caller of the night. It
567
00:28:51,520 --> 00:28:56,200
is. We have B Money B on the line
calling in to ask you guys any question
568
00:28:56,200 --> 00:28:57,400
he wants. B Money B?
569
00:29:06,320 --> 00:29:07,380
We can see you, Bobby.
570
00:29:07,600 --> 00:29:08,600
What's up, man?
571
00:29:08,980 --> 00:29:12,660
Give me my beeper. Let me just two -way
up. Bobby, I heard you got a question
572
00:29:12,660 --> 00:29:13,660
for one of the guys.
573
00:29:14,620 --> 00:29:15,760
Why would I have a question?
574
00:29:16,020 --> 00:29:17,020
Y 'all called me.
575
00:29:17,280 --> 00:29:18,480
Who the hell called Bobby?
576
00:29:18,680 --> 00:29:20,700
We're live with the guys from The Real
Husbands of Hollywood.
577
00:29:21,260 --> 00:29:23,480
What? Real Husbands of Hollywood?
578
00:29:24,200 --> 00:29:26,640
Y 'all wouldn't even have a show if it
wasn't for the king.
579
00:29:26,880 --> 00:29:30,600
I don't agree with that. I think that's
a little... You know, I was the best
580
00:29:30,600 --> 00:29:34,680
part of that show when we first shot it,
when it was just me, Kevin, and a few
581
00:29:34,680 --> 00:29:35,369
other guys.
582
00:29:35,370 --> 00:29:36,710
What the hell are you talking about?
583
00:29:36,930 --> 00:29:41,590
Y 'all need to call your producers and
get me back on the show. No, get off
584
00:29:41,590 --> 00:29:42,790
call. Bobby, close your laptop.
585
00:29:43,070 --> 00:29:45,750
I'm not going to do this. Because it
ain't a show without the king.
586
00:29:46,070 --> 00:29:47,070
Bobby, you're breaking up.
587
00:29:47,310 --> 00:29:49,430
Y 'all want to have longevity in this
business?
588
00:29:49,670 --> 00:29:50,950
Bobby, hang up the damn computer.
589
00:29:51,270 --> 00:29:52,270
Just close it.
590
00:29:52,470 --> 00:29:58,010
Don't you know that the king back in
1984 knocked out Kashif? All right,
591
00:29:58,130 --> 00:29:59,130
we got to go, fam.
592
00:29:59,150 --> 00:30:00,170
It was good seeing you.
593
00:30:00,390 --> 00:30:01,109
Thank you.
594
00:30:01,110 --> 00:30:03,030
Hello? Thank you, the king.
595
00:30:04,170 --> 00:30:07,350
Let's move on. Nelly, it's clear from
watching the show that you are the
596
00:30:07,350 --> 00:30:08,390
peacemaker of the group.
597
00:30:08,690 --> 00:30:09,690
Yeah, yeah.
598
00:30:09,870 --> 00:30:10,870
You know. Okay.
599
00:30:10,990 --> 00:30:14,790
That's something people really get
twisted of me, Lala. You know, they
600
00:30:14,790 --> 00:30:19,130
just this wild, crazy party guy, strip
clubber, you know. I have heard about
601
00:30:19,130 --> 00:30:20,029
in a strip club.
602
00:30:20,030 --> 00:30:23,170
Actually, I don't mind that rumor at
all. I mean, it is what it is. These
603
00:30:23,390 --> 00:30:28,370
JB, Boris, Nick, Kevin, they the wild
ones. I'm not wild. I'm balanced.
604
00:30:28,840 --> 00:30:31,040
You know what I mean? I keep it swag at
all swag.
605
00:30:31,300 --> 00:30:33,880
Nelly, the truth is you did have a run
-in with you -know -who.
606
00:30:34,400 --> 00:30:37,520
Well, I mean, everybody has a run -in
with you -know -who. Well, first of all,
607
00:30:37,560 --> 00:30:41,340
don't you -know -who me when I'm right
here. Say my name, Lala, and I ain't had
608
00:30:41,340 --> 00:30:44,260
no run -ins with you. You didn't have a
run -in? No, we didn't have a run -in.
609
00:30:44,260 --> 00:30:45,340
Okay, well, we can take a look.
610
00:30:45,580 --> 00:30:48,580
Because I'm in a room with a bunch of
has -beens. Has -beens? Has -beens.
611
00:30:49,080 --> 00:30:51,400
I've been messing with jealousy since
I've been in this house. Jealous? Of you
612
00:30:51,400 --> 00:30:52,399
what? Of me.
613
00:30:52,400 --> 00:30:54,380
I can go out and start a run -in.
614
00:30:56,900 --> 00:30:57,900
That's not the bad.
615
00:31:02,480 --> 00:31:03,480
Don't kiss me.
616
00:31:27,990 --> 00:31:28,990
Thank you.
617
00:31:29,270 --> 00:31:34,150
Wow, ladies and gentlemen, let's welcome
Miss Trina Shaw to the show. Hi, Trina.
618
00:31:34,150 --> 00:31:37,810
Hi. How are you? How are you? I'm
wonderful. How are you doing? Now,
619
00:31:37,810 --> 00:31:41,930
understand that you represent each and
every man that is on this stage today.
620
00:31:41,930 --> 00:31:42,929
I right? Yes.
621
00:31:42,930 --> 00:31:46,970
Yes, I do. They are not doing the best
job of representing me right now. Well,
622
00:31:46,970 --> 00:31:50,570
mean, he's the guy who always starts
some trouble. You know who it is. And he
623
00:31:50,570 --> 00:31:53,510
instigates, and he starts fighting.
Trina, I do have a question, though.
624
00:31:53,510 --> 00:31:55,810
out of curiosity, which one of you is
the guy who always starts some trouble?
625
00:31:55,210 --> 00:31:56,590
Which one of these guys gives you the
most trouble?
626
00:31:58,330 --> 00:32:00,250
I'm just wondering.
627
00:32:00,830 --> 00:32:06,510
I do not want to throw anybody under the
bus, but let's just say it rhymes with
628
00:32:06,510 --> 00:32:07,570
Kevin. Wow.
629
00:32:08,210 --> 00:32:12,510
Well, Trina, you know, it's funny that
you say that because it turns out we saw
630
00:32:12,510 --> 00:32:16,250
this past season that you and Kevin have
a very special relationship. So let's
631
00:32:16,250 --> 00:32:17,250
take a look at that.
632
00:32:18,600 --> 00:32:20,560
I have a cold case on my hands.
633
00:32:20,780 --> 00:32:24,240
A case? A cold case. Against an 11 -year
-old. Do you ever watch the first 48?
634
00:32:24,460 --> 00:32:27,780
A middle schooler. This is the type of
stuff that happens. A tween. Have you
635
00:32:27,780 --> 00:32:29,380
seen him? He could work for Disney.
636
00:32:29,640 --> 00:32:34,100
This is the consequence of getting it.
What you're about to get is sued.
637
00:32:34,440 --> 00:32:35,440
Look.
638
00:32:35,540 --> 00:32:36,540
Wait a minute.
639
00:32:36,640 --> 00:32:37,640
Uh -oh.
640
00:32:38,160 --> 00:32:39,660
I'm about to pop the top.
641
00:32:42,240 --> 00:32:44,480
You represent white people?
642
00:32:45,540 --> 00:32:47,960
It's the only way I can afford to
represent you, Kevin.
643
00:32:48,510 --> 00:32:51,070
Trina, so is it safe to say you're
closer with Kevin than the rest of your
644
00:32:51,070 --> 00:32:54,870
clients? Yeah, I definitely value all of
them. You know what? This is what it
645
00:32:54,870 --> 00:32:55,729
is.
646
00:32:55,730 --> 00:33:00,290
It's like having a large family of
overachievers, and there's always the
647
00:33:00,290 --> 00:33:04,870
child that's a little bit slower than
the other.
648
00:33:05,930 --> 00:33:06,930
And that's Kevin.
649
00:33:07,350 --> 00:33:12,310
I can totally see that. When we come
back, it's time to tell all.
650
00:33:13,150 --> 00:33:15,690
So don't go anywhere, because trust me,
you don't want to miss this.
651
00:33:16,050 --> 00:33:19,350
But first, we went on our real...
Husbands of Hollywood website where you
652
00:33:19,350 --> 00:33:21,030
voted for your favorite guest
appearances.
653
00:33:21,310 --> 00:33:22,310
Check it out.
654
00:33:44,390 --> 00:33:46,690
Let me tell you both of y 'all
something. The only reason why this show
655
00:33:46,690 --> 00:33:47,870
working is because of me.
656
00:33:48,150 --> 00:33:50,230
Okay, who will carry the show?
657
00:33:50,750 --> 00:33:51,750
Dwayne? Nope.
658
00:33:51,770 --> 00:33:52,770
Boris? Nope.
659
00:33:52,890 --> 00:33:54,550
JB? Hell no. Nick?
660
00:33:55,350 --> 00:33:57,090
Nelly? Come on, man.
661
00:33:57,790 --> 00:34:01,990
I'm surrounded by Mitches. You know, but
whatever. I'm a big man about mine.
662
00:34:02,250 --> 00:34:03,410
Go ahead. Go ahead, Sean. I'm sorry.
663
00:34:03,870 --> 00:34:05,170
That's what I'm going to do all day.
664
00:34:05,590 --> 00:34:07,130
Who? Who's that in my arm?
665
00:34:07,530 --> 00:34:08,529
Who's that in my arm?
666
00:34:20,940 --> 00:34:24,820
That's a Mitch moment right there. No,
I'm on the set right now. I'm here, all
667
00:34:24,820 --> 00:34:25,820
right? Bye.
668
00:34:25,980 --> 00:34:27,219
Dwayne, what's up? Where you been?
669
00:34:27,560 --> 00:34:29,360
You been arguing with Tisha this whole
time?
670
00:34:30,120 --> 00:34:31,460
She told me I needed to check.
671
00:34:33,280 --> 00:34:35,139
And she read the whole prenup to me.
672
00:34:35,540 --> 00:34:36,540
Cover to cover.
673
00:34:37,540 --> 00:34:38,540
Sad. Wow.
674
00:34:39,219 --> 00:34:40,280
How did I do that?
675
00:34:41,179 --> 00:34:44,520
Now that's really a Mitch moment,
Dwayne. Okay, shake.
676
00:34:45,159 --> 00:34:48,679
All right, so Kevin, here's the deal.
You wrote a book, and it's known in this
677
00:34:48,679 --> 00:34:50,040
business as a tell -
678
00:34:52,110 --> 00:34:53,409
a lot of controversy.
679
00:34:53,810 --> 00:34:57,070
I wouldn't say that. I mean, I think
that the book, you know, actually
680
00:34:57,070 --> 00:35:00,590
out a lot of positivity from so many
people, especially at the signing.
681
00:35:00,590 --> 00:35:04,810
where the most... Are you serious? Yes,
I mean, I'm very serious. They were all
682
00:35:04,810 --> 00:35:05,649
lying, Kevin.
683
00:35:05,650 --> 00:35:06,529
What was lying?
684
00:35:06,530 --> 00:35:07,530
The whole book.
685
00:35:07,710 --> 00:35:08,669
You're ridiculous.
686
00:35:08,670 --> 00:35:11,730
His ass whooped at the book signing. All
right, Kevin, tell me what happened at
687
00:35:11,730 --> 00:35:12,910
the book signing. I just told you what
happened.
688
00:35:13,290 --> 00:35:16,610
Positive people came out and
supported... And whooped your ass. Okay,
689
00:35:16,610 --> 00:35:19,110
need to show it. I want to know what
happened at the book signing, all right?
690
00:35:19,110 --> 00:35:20,009
let's take a look.
691
00:35:20,010 --> 00:35:21,010
Get his ass.
692
00:35:25,900 --> 00:35:27,180
Where was the positive energy at?
693
00:35:27,440 --> 00:35:28,820
Let it go to me. If we can cut this.
694
00:35:29,520 --> 00:35:31,720
Is that a nun kicking your ass? Let's
cut it off.
695
00:35:32,160 --> 00:35:33,160
This is what it is.
696
00:35:33,380 --> 00:35:34,380
You know what I'm saying?
697
00:35:34,460 --> 00:35:35,900
Haters going to hate. Get out of here.
698
00:35:36,480 --> 00:35:37,800
Don't start with that voice either.
699
00:35:38,060 --> 00:35:39,060
Okay,
700
00:35:39,640 --> 00:35:44,080
so Kep, in your book, you revealed all
these secrets about your own friends.
701
00:35:44,760 --> 00:35:48,960
So I'm going to ask them, if they were
writing a tell -all book about you, what
702
00:35:48,960 --> 00:35:51,600
would they say about you in their book?
Oh, you don't want to ask. He'd cry a
703
00:35:51,600 --> 00:35:53,000
lot. Cry baby.
704
00:35:53,460 --> 00:35:55,620
Cry baby who wet the bed. I don't cry.
705
00:35:55,920 --> 00:35:59,140
I never cry. Kevin, I gotta tell you, we
happen to have proof.
706
00:35:59,460 --> 00:36:01,400
I have no idea what my day has been like
today.
707
00:36:01,660 --> 00:36:02,760
Okay, I'm at a bank.
708
00:36:03,300 --> 00:36:05,880
I get my rob, the money taken and stuff.
709
00:36:06,280 --> 00:36:09,300
I'm out here in the... Kevin, are you...
710
00:36:22,090 --> 00:36:22,968
Three times.
711
00:36:22,970 --> 00:36:23,970
No one.
712
00:36:23,990 --> 00:36:25,870
It's the first time I've ever done it.
713
00:36:26,810 --> 00:36:28,070
Walk your ass home.
714
00:36:29,150 --> 00:36:31,390
Oh. None of it is true.
715
00:36:31,710 --> 00:36:33,350
None of it is true.
716
00:36:33,670 --> 00:36:34,990
None of it is true.
717
00:36:35,370 --> 00:36:36,370
You are sad.
718
00:36:38,110 --> 00:36:39,190
I'm not great.
719
00:36:39,570 --> 00:36:40,570
All right, all right. Let's go.
720
00:36:42,990 --> 00:36:43,990
I'm sorry.
721
00:36:51,500 --> 00:36:52,500
Really, Kevin?
722
00:36:52,660 --> 00:36:53,660
You know what?
723
00:36:53,760 --> 00:36:57,840
All right. All right. Well, it's time to
announce who the biggest Mitch is.
724
00:36:58,300 --> 00:37:01,520
And I'm starting to think it's no doubt
who the winner, otherwise known as the
725
00:37:01,520 --> 00:37:05,060
loser, will be. Let me open this
envelope and see. Read the card. All
726
00:37:05,060 --> 00:37:06,060
Let's see what this is.
727
00:37:06,360 --> 00:37:08,840
Let's see what this is. Let's see what
this is.
728
00:37:09,100 --> 00:37:10,340
It's Kevin Hart.
729
00:37:11,840 --> 00:37:13,760
Kevin, where did Kevin go?
730
00:37:13,980 --> 00:37:17,540
Hey, Lala, so what? I'm the biggest
Mitch. Let me tell you something. I'm a
731
00:37:17,540 --> 00:37:20,740
Mitch. And right now, I'm sitting on top
of the world.
732
00:37:21,020 --> 00:37:24,440
And things are about to get crazy this
season. That's right. Real Husbands of
733
00:37:24,440 --> 00:37:25,680
Hollywood is about to go ham.
734
00:37:26,280 --> 00:37:27,280
Oh, you don't believe me?
735
00:37:27,700 --> 00:37:28,700
Check this out.
736
00:37:29,720 --> 00:37:33,320
Check out this exclusive first look of
an all -new season of The Real Husbands
737
00:37:33,320 --> 00:37:34,320
of Hollywood.
738
00:37:34,960 --> 00:37:38,720
What you got to understand is I'm
actually famous.
739
00:37:39,080 --> 00:37:40,680
Still more black famous.
740
00:37:40,980 --> 00:37:41,980
How'd you get this through the door?
741
00:37:42,160 --> 00:37:43,900
Witchcraft? No, Mitchcraft.
742
00:37:44,220 --> 00:37:45,520
That's why I don't book from the D
-list.
743
00:37:45,800 --> 00:37:47,300
Make me want to come back for it.
744
00:37:47,520 --> 00:37:48,940
What's left is your hairline.
745
00:37:49,300 --> 00:37:52,520
Are you trying to get me drunk? No.
746
00:37:53,320 --> 00:37:54,320
Yeah.
747
00:37:56,100 --> 00:37:58,240
Girl, get off me. Girl, I know.
748
00:37:58,740 --> 00:38:01,640
What the freak is going on here? Oh,
Bridget, they got you here.
749
00:38:02,160 --> 00:38:03,800
Hey! Yeah, I got you, baby.
750
00:38:04,220 --> 00:38:05,220
Evan?
751
00:38:06,380 --> 00:38:07,760
My Johnson's huge.
752
00:38:08,000 --> 00:38:09,460
What the hell were you thinking?
753
00:38:10,100 --> 00:38:11,200
That's what I'm going to let you see.
754
00:38:11,920 --> 00:38:13,080
Look at his sneakers, Katie.
755
00:38:13,800 --> 00:38:15,280
Matt Lauer has some of those.
756
00:38:41,350 --> 00:38:42,750
Now you believe me, don't you?
757
00:38:43,090 --> 00:38:47,250
Yeah, so I suggest you go get yourself a
60 inch TV so you can see this stuff up
758
00:38:47,250 --> 00:38:49,170
close and personal because it's going to
be wild.
759
00:38:49,839 --> 00:38:50,839
Bobby, what are you doing?
760
00:38:51,500 --> 00:38:54,900
Kevin, I just got a call from the
producers.
761
00:38:55,920 --> 00:38:57,600
You're about to work with the king
again, baby.
762
00:38:58,740 --> 00:38:59,740
Yeah, Bobby, I know.
763
00:39:00,840 --> 00:39:01,840
Cool.
764
00:39:02,420 --> 00:39:03,420
Oh, what?
765
00:39:03,580 --> 00:39:04,660
We gonna film down there?
60670
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