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Previously. on Real Husbands of
Hollywood.
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What are you doing, man?
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Hey, you got to be kidding me.
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What up, boy?
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Who told you to get out the car? Hey,
man, what the... Hey, dude, get off.
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are you doing, man? Get your hands off
me. Shut up. Were you talking on the
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phone while operating a motor vehicle?
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What? Are you talking... I was talking
to you, jackass. Shut up. All right, all
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right. Do you know what they're going to
do to you in jail? Why am I going to
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jail? Let me show you.
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This is going to happen to your little
ass in jail. Oh, my God. He's not even a
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real cop.
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You're not a cop!
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It's just like when you were on the
Celtics. You're nothing but a reserve.
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Get off of me. You're not even a real
cop. Get your hands off of me. Get off
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me. I'm a reserve. You know me. Yes,
reserve.
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I reserve the right to do this.
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I'm feeling great, Charles.
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for seven days straight and live in a
hotel room in a hotel room.
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Honestly, I was kind of looking forward
to getting back in town and just hanging
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out with my boy.
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JB!
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What's up, man?
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You at the spa?
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Are you at the spa or are you at the
spa?
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Are you with your wife?
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Or are you at the spa?
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Robbie -o!
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No, that's you. That's the nickname I
gave you.
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I don't have to use it. It's cool.
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Dude, what are you doing? Like, let's do
something.
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I feel like we should hang out.
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Oh, you with Paula?
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Oh, okay.
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No, stop. No.
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Dude, I understand.
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Hey, let me tell you something. I'm
going to tell you the same damn thing
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Paula and my wife.
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Hello?
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D, back me up on this.
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What's up? All I'm saying is that when
women get married, they just don't do
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same.
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freaky things they used to do. I mean,
you got a point. You got a point. What
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freaky things are you talking about?
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You know, the things that made us leave
the women we were with when we met you.
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Exactly. That stuff.
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There you go. What women were you with,
Dwayne?
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Nobody. I'm just speaking in
generalities.
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Okay, keep it up and I'm going to kick
you in your genitalia. Hey, hey. What
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woman were you with?
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Actually, you took me from three women.
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Oh, really? So you know you had it going
on.
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Come on now. You remember on the soap
with that?
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In my trailer.
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Yeah, he said, let's put Darren's dance
grooves on.
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Bye, bye, bye.
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Don't be shy.
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All I'm saying is, baby, you took your
foot off the pedal a little bit.
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What? Yep. Well, maybe if you tried a
little romance, a little atmosphere.
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Thank you. You need to glaze the donut a
little bit. Glaze the donut. Glaze the
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donut. Okay, look. What is that?
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Who wants a romantic freak, huh? Who?
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Anybody? Nobody. That's a woman thing.
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If a man wants his wife to be freaky,
he's not talking about candlelit dinners
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and bubble baths, foreplay. What is that
anyway?
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He's not talking about wine.
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Unless you use it to get drunk, but then
you get freakier. There you go.
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Okay, you know what, Boris? You can get
away with talking that misguided
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bullshit because you're pretty, but you
on the other hand. Hey, I'm cute.
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You have rules, regulations, and a lane
that you need to stay in, so I'm going
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to ask you this one time and one time
only.
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Am I freaky enough for you?
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Don't answer that.
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No, no, no, no, no, no. Boris is always
getting us into these no -win
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conversations with our wives.
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He talks this metrosexual European
bullshit that I end up paying the price.
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All right.
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Are the women less freaky?
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Hell yeah.
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But that's the way I like it,
personally. Because, I mean, after a
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cuff, Tommy John surgery, gout, I just
can't get down like I used to. So I
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just...
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Be eating the blue pills like M &M's. I
just want to go see some art with my
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best friend, who happens to be my
beautiful wife.
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You are such a brown -nosing punk.
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Shut up! Shut up, boy!
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Hey,
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Kevin, what's up?
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Man, dude, let me tell you something. I
was in Dallas last night.
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You're on speakerphone, okay? I got
Nicole in the car and Tisha.
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Oh, okay. No, no, no.
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My bad. Hey, Nick.
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What's up, babe?
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Hey, Kev. What's up, T?
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Whatever. Yeah, okay. No, no, I totally
get that. I see where that's coming
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from. Shut up, Kevin. Just shut up. What
were you in Dallas?
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I wasn't in Dallas. I had never been. I
watched Dallas. Okay, okay.
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What y 'all doing? What y 'all love
birds up to?
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We're just going to see this photo
exhibit at Gallery Downtown.
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Photos? You don't know what that is.
Guess what?
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I love photos.
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You know what? That's crazy, because I
don't got nothing to do. I'm going to
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dressed. I'm going to come down and meet
y 'all.
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No, no, no. We're doing the couple
thing, Kev. Your couple thing. Why are
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saying I don't have women in my life?
I'll call a girl. I'll just come down
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meet y 'all. No, Kevin, no. We don't
want you or your little skanks. No. No.
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The problem with Kevin Hart is he's a
hoe, and hoes attract other hoes. And
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before you know it, you have a ho -ho
gumbo.
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Uh, first of all, Destiny is not a
skank. Destiny is in college.
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So let's get that straight.
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Beauty college, Kevin!
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And she burned Tisha with the flood on
her. Right on my ear, on her graduation.
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What kind of s*** is that? Uh, what it
is is a sign of having big -ass ears,
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Tisha. You can't just keep pointing to
blame everybody else.
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It's you. Now, if you don't like
Destiny, that's fine.
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Charmaine. I can bring Charmaine.
Charmaine's in the bank. Oh, come on.
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that gangster chick that spent all your
money?
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The video vixen? Yeah.
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She's into banking. You're banking. Rick
Ross is banking.
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Which also equals skanking.
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Okay, okay. What about Portia? What are
you going to say about Portia? Tisha,
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you said you thought that she was cute.
No, what I said was, Kevin, she cute for
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a stripper. She's cute for a stripper,
Kevin. That's what I said.
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Okay. That's not a good thing. She's not
a stripper. She's a professional
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dancer. She is a professional skank.
Okay, that's why Bridget left your ass
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right there. Come on. What?
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You gonna bring my ex -wife into this,
Tisha?
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Yes.
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Dwayne, let me tell you something,
Dwayne. You need to check your lady,
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What? You need to check my lady?
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I'm talking about my wife, man. That
sucks for you, Shaq. What?
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I'm talking about you being stuck with
her. All right, Kevin. No, no, no, no.
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Call your lady, Kevin. Bye.
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I'm so sick of all this bull with my
married friend.
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Forget them.
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I'm gonna call one of my single friends.
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That's right.
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One of my single friends who just so
happens to have a twin sister.
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This is going to be so much better than
hanging out with the Black Thumb and
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Louise.
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In life, you don't always get what you
want, but you
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get what you deserve.
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See, when I first met the Payne twins,
Mona and Nona, truth is, I was trying to
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get both of them. Oh, Kevin, we want to
do it, but do you have any condoms?
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Yep. I honestly got a thing for twins.
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So I started with Mona. But then when I
pushed up on Nona, they both kicked me
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to the curb. So imagine my surprise when
I call Mona today and Nona gets on and
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asks me if I wanted to feel the pain.
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One second!
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One second! Sometimes life is like a box
of chocolate.
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Women.
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Honestly, I couldn't have done this
without you, Tisha and Nicole.
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Here I come! Thank you.
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Enjoy your photo exhibit. I'm coming!
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BT's about to get uncut.
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Ladies, mommas.
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No,
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uh -uh, no, no, man. Why are you
tussling on me with your d*** out?
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I brought you some wings to go with your
gizzard. Okay, first of all, that
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wasn't for you.
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You weren't supposed to see that, okay?
Second of all, the hell are you doing in
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my home?
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I'm Nick Cannon. I'm welcoming
everyone's home.
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18 million to be exact.
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Dude, this ain't about your damn TV
show.
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Why are you here not with your wife like
everybody else? Tonight, Mariah and I
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are going our separate ways.
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What?
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Wait, y 'all.
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Mariah dumped you?
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Wow. That's crazy.
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Give me her number just so I can see if
she's okay.
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For sure. 1 -800 -KISS -MY -ASS.
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Kiss my ass.
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That's too many numbers, Nick.
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Keep f***ing with me, Kev. You ain't
gonna get none of these hot wings.
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Okay, dude, I don't want any wings.
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Seriously, I want you out of my house,
Nick.
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You might want these wings. You see, the
chicken is on fire on the mat.
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Nick, we don't have a bring wings to my
house relationship.
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Why are you here, dude?
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Okay.
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Once a month, my wife and I, you know,
she has ladies night, I have guys night.
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Usually, I'm hanging with Dwayne and
Boris, but they can't get rid of Laverne
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and Shirley, so I'm stuck with your ass.
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Stuck with my motherfucker?
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Chief, you mean... I'm making money now.
That's a good place.
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Ikea. Nick, are you listening to me,
man? I got stuff planned, okay? I got
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company coming, for real.
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What do you got coming over? I got two
twins coming over. Maybe they want some
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wings. They don't want no damn wings.
Get out my house, man.
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Where your hot sauce at?
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In the refrigerator, Nick.
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What the fuck keeps hot sauce in the
refrigerator?
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It's a vegetable, ain't it?
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Why do you care where it's at? You don't
have time to eat it. Get the fuck out
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my house.
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Wow. Way to pack this up. Pack the damn
wings up, man.
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Get the hell out of here, Nick.
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It's the police. Open up.
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One second, sir. Open up. You've got to
be kidding me.
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We received a complaint from this
address for loud and lewd noises.
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Ain't no noises come from here, unless
it's my teapot.
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I ain't been doing nothing but drinking
chamomile tea.
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And watching Hunger Games. We got some
different games in mind. Let's go.
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Let's play. Come on.
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Don't resist us. Yeah,
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I want it.
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Spread your legs.
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Yeah.
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Is that a loaded weapon?
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Get on the table. You have the right to
remain turned on.
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We're being so bad.
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Anything you say can and will make us
horny. I want to say a lot.
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Last chance to get some of these wings.
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And Nick, close your eyes. Is that Nick
Cannon?
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You are so talented. I love your show.
Can we ask you a question?
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Ladies know you cannot audition for
America's Got Talent.
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But we've got talent.
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We dance.
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You're looking for something different.
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On unicycles?
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Don't you talk to them.
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He's married.
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What?
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Are you serious?
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Look, can we change the subject?
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I don't know why you guys are so
uncomfortable talking about something as
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natural as sexuality. I'm not
uncomfortable.
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I talk about it all the time. When? When
you're not around.
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Okay, and with whom are you talking
about sexuality? With Dwayne. What?
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You're talking about our sex life with
Boris? Why are you even listening to
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Boris?
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Now they do.
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Well, see what you made me do?
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Hey, look, guys, can we just go on
Nicole's little field trip already? No,
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no. I want to hear all about the tail
road, Mr. and Mrs. Hold on, I thought it
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was underground railroad. Where does
that lead us to anyway? To the promised
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land. Tell them the way she can. Excuse
me, can we please change the subject?
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Where are we going?
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Oh, we're here.
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Let's go.
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Hey. No, no, no, no. Nicole, Nicole. I'm
not going to an erotic art exhibit.
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Come on. You two freaks ought to love
this.
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She's talking about you two freaks.
That's what we're doing tonight? Fun,
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Dwayne. We're looking at ass? Think of
it as foreplay. Something you don't know
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anything about.
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Hey. This is the life of the Hollywood.
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Let go. She said she wanted to take me
home. That'd be her desire.
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Girl, don't let your tongue turn your
words into a liar.
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Because I can't keep that name. I lack a
firefighter.
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So, what do you think?
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You know what I think. Okay, Nick, what
do you think? That's the question.
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I like...
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The music. Okay. I mean, you said you
were going to be dancing on the
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You weren't even riding the unicycle.
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Okay, I'll tell you what I think.
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I think you're an ass.
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How dare you sit here and disrespect
these two Olympians?
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Like, you got some nerve. Are you going
to tell me that you didn't just see them
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ride that unicycle?
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How'd they get around and around, Nick?
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That's the best I've ever seen anybody
ride a unicycle with.
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training things on the bottom of them
and a bunch of metal attached to it. I
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mean, it's original, man.
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Who the hell do you think you are?
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Get your hands up. Get off me. Don't
touch me with me when you're out again.
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But look, I didn't say that they were
that bad. We just looking for something
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different. Like what?
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Something that's outside the box.
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Wait. You're thinking about something
else? Yeah, I know exactly what you're
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saying. We have someone. We have a
cousin.
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You have to see him. So outside the box?
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He's in the box.
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What'd she say?
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They got a copy.
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I think we can, there's other times we
can meet them.
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And deal with the wings, man.
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Kidding, kidding me.
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Wow.
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That's nice. It's two minutes.
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Oh.
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Yep, those are the man. I've seen enough
naked bodies for one night. I'm out of
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here. You know what, man? I was done at
the door, man. Let's get the hell out of
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here. No, no. Look, you have not come
here with Dwayne, and I'm not ready to
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leave. Me either. What is wrong with
you? You can't hang?
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I thought you wanted freaky. No, no, no,
baby. Don't try to twist our words
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around. We said we wanted freaky. This
here is freaky. Like, just like them.
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Oh, my God.
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Oh, you got it.
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Hey. Hey.
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Hey.
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Hey. Hey.
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Hey. Hey. Hey. Hey. Hey.
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Walking and kissing at the same time.
So, so, Shahida fooled you into coming
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down here, too, huh? Baby.
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Did you fool me? Of course I didn't fool
you, baby.
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I would never fool you.
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I wouldn't fool around with you, though.
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JB, it's your wife, not your girlfriend,
man. My wife and my girlfriend. You
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damn right.
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Hey, you guys. Come here. Look at this.
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What? Oh, my.
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Are you kidding me?
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And that's why JB gets some. I love
getting some, too.
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You see his face? Look at his face. Just
look at his face. I'm trying not to.
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No, no, no. That passion. You look like
Jimmy Walker and Seabiscuit had a baby.
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00:15:35,380 --> 00:15:38,980
Funny, man. You're a funny dude. Me and
my baby like to switch it up. Keep it
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fresh. Pick outside the box.
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I'm ready to throw up inside the box.
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Centaur. Greek mythology.
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Part human, part horse.
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I'm already part human, part horse.
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If you know what I mean.
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Don't use that.
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Okay, I'm out of here.
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Hey. I'm with you, B. Hey, come on. If
you guys stick around, the photographer
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will be here in about a half an hour.
Are you serious? Yeah, let us introduce
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you. Come on. I would love that. Yes.
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He loves couple couples. He would love
to shoot you guys.
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00:16:10,180 --> 00:16:12,720
What? Hey, JB. He would love it. I would
love to shoot you.
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00:16:13,600 --> 00:16:16,500
No, I want to say I want to meet the
photographer. Me too.
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00:16:16,760 --> 00:16:17,760
Hang out, dude.
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Nice.
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00:16:21,850 --> 00:16:23,090
I think we've seen enough.
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00:16:24,310 --> 00:16:26,610
I'm not leaving.
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00:16:27,190 --> 00:16:28,370
I don't know what to do.
328
00:16:28,750 --> 00:16:30,070
Okay, last chance. You're going to walk.
329
00:16:30,810 --> 00:16:32,290
Excuse me? I have the keys.
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00:16:33,170 --> 00:16:36,810
Not to my taxi, you don't. Let's go. I'm
with you, man. No, you are not going to
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00:16:36,810 --> 00:16:39,150
be with me. JB, thank you.
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I'm with you, baby.
333
00:16:50,320 --> 00:16:53,280
You get in the damn box. Do something.
He's going to wait.
334
00:16:53,880 --> 00:16:54,880
Go, Ben.
335
00:16:55,200 --> 00:16:56,200
Ben for him, Ben.
336
00:16:56,440 --> 00:16:59,060
Yes. I'm going to address the elephant
in the room.
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00:16:59,560 --> 00:17:00,780
There's no way he has a penis.
338
00:17:01,540 --> 00:17:02,540
It's impossible.
339
00:17:03,320 --> 00:17:04,320
Go, Ben.
340
00:17:04,400 --> 00:17:07,079
No, this is the best part. Just watch
this part right here.
341
00:17:08,660 --> 00:17:09,660
Yeah!
342
00:17:09,960 --> 00:17:12,140
Howard is going to love this. We need to
get this on tape.
343
00:17:13,160 --> 00:17:18,099
Are you kidding me?
344
00:17:22,859 --> 00:17:23,859
You know what?
345
00:17:24,260 --> 00:17:27,020
You know what? Howard would love it. He
would. No.
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00:17:27,260 --> 00:17:30,740
I know he would. But I'll tell you what.
Before we get it on tape, you know what
347
00:17:30,740 --> 00:17:32,560
we got to do? And I just came up with
this idea.
348
00:17:33,120 --> 00:17:34,120
This is going to be great.
349
00:17:34,460 --> 00:17:35,980
We got to get it the hell out of my
house.
350
00:17:36,560 --> 00:17:37,640
Show's officially over, ladies.
351
00:17:37,940 --> 00:17:39,280
Box is going out.
352
00:17:39,800 --> 00:17:40,499
All right.
353
00:17:40,500 --> 00:17:43,380
Wait, Kevin. Let me out. Let me out.
Please. It's hot.
354
00:17:43,720 --> 00:17:45,260
Oh, Ben, let me tell you something, man.
355
00:17:46,100 --> 00:17:47,300
You done did a good job.
356
00:17:47,600 --> 00:17:49,380
You came over. You got in the box.
357
00:17:49,680 --> 00:17:51,420
Now you're about to get out of my house.
No.
358
00:17:54,860 --> 00:17:55,860
What am I doing?
359
00:17:56,020 --> 00:17:58,200
Getting back to what was good, which was
us.
360
00:17:58,440 --> 00:18:02,220
On that pool table, you got sent a bunch
of nasty stuff to me. That wasn't very
361
00:18:02,220 --> 00:18:03,220
nice, Kevin.
362
00:18:04,040 --> 00:18:05,780
Oh, maybe I was just being a little bad.
363
00:18:06,700 --> 00:18:08,780
That's all, ladies. Maybe you want to
punish me?
364
00:18:10,720 --> 00:18:12,760
Yes, I think we do.
365
00:18:14,180 --> 00:18:15,540
Nice meeting you, Nick.
366
00:18:16,000 --> 00:18:18,220
Nice meeting you, too, ladies. Good luck
with your dream.
367
00:18:18,620 --> 00:18:19,620
What's he doing?
368
00:18:20,180 --> 00:18:21,480
Hey! Hey!
369
00:18:32,940 --> 00:18:33,940
Hey, Kevin.
370
00:18:34,560 --> 00:18:35,820
Yo, yo, Kev.
371
00:18:36,120 --> 00:18:37,120
Yo, we're here.
372
00:18:38,620 --> 00:18:39,620
What's up, Nick?
373
00:18:39,860 --> 00:18:40,860
What's up, Nick?
374
00:18:41,000 --> 00:18:42,000
What's cracking?
375
00:18:44,400 --> 00:18:45,400
What's wrong with him?
376
00:18:45,600 --> 00:18:47,320
I guess he's still mad at y 'all.
377
00:18:47,620 --> 00:18:51,260
Plus, I'm whooping his little midget ass
in this video game.
378
00:18:51,840 --> 00:18:53,220
He's not even playing you, man.
379
00:18:54,160 --> 00:18:56,240
Dude, you've been here all day. Like,
enough is enough.
380
00:18:56,960 --> 00:18:57,960
Why are y 'all here?
381
00:18:58,330 --> 00:19:02,470
Thought y 'all supposed to be out having
married couple days. Man, we had the
382
00:19:02,470 --> 00:19:04,110
bell on that. That s*** was whack.
383
00:19:04,350 --> 00:19:05,350
Jibby's weird.
384
00:19:06,210 --> 00:19:07,330
She always singles night.
385
00:19:07,570 --> 00:19:08,570
S*** was whack?
386
00:19:08,650 --> 00:19:09,389
Nuh -uh.
387
00:19:09,390 --> 00:19:10,770
She was off the chain.
388
00:19:11,050 --> 00:19:14,810
Yo, we had two twins on some unicycles,
some hot wings, a d*** in a box.
389
00:19:15,370 --> 00:19:18,170
Are you kidding me? What is that? What
is that noise?
390
00:19:19,230 --> 00:19:20,590
Oh, damn. Twelve already.
391
00:19:20,790 --> 00:19:24,130
Hey, fellas, I gotta get back to my
exceedingly better life.
392
00:19:24,410 --> 00:19:25,329
You know what?
393
00:19:25,330 --> 00:19:26,330
I'm serious.
394
00:19:27,100 --> 00:19:29,480
Any year now. Come on. Leave, man. I'm
leaving.
395
00:19:29,760 --> 00:19:31,660
Go. My pilot is outside.
396
00:19:32,120 --> 00:19:33,620
Me a driver, dumbass?
397
00:19:33,820 --> 00:19:35,220
No. My pilot.
398
00:19:35,920 --> 00:19:38,020
His name is Pablo.
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00:19:39,340 --> 00:19:40,980
Helicopter. All right, Nick.
400
00:19:41,740 --> 00:19:45,000
Helicopter, right? Why do you always
exaggerate, Nick? Huh?
401
00:19:45,420 --> 00:19:49,660
He's just compensating for the whole
ass. He's been here all day. He's 16
402
00:19:49,660 --> 00:19:51,000
old. What do you expect? All day.
403
00:19:51,340 --> 00:19:52,340
What is that?
404
00:19:56,040 --> 00:19:58,740
Did this mother got a helicopter shake?
405
00:20:21,520 --> 00:20:24,420
Second Generation Weigh -In. Do you want
to get this movie made? I just don't
406
00:20:24,420 --> 00:20:26,980
know about this thing. I think I'm being
kidnapped.
407
00:20:27,200 --> 00:20:30,220
How am I supposed to invest my money in
you guys and I can't even count on you?
408
00:20:30,300 --> 00:20:33,260
Second Generation Weigh -In's all new
episode coming up next on BET.
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00:20:33,480 --> 00:20:34,480
We got you.
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