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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:00,200 --> 00:00:02,300 Previously on Real Husbands of Hollywood. 2 00:00:05,780 --> 00:00:09,360 Hey, JB. How you doing, man? Good seeing you, man. You good, baby? I'm good, 3 00:00:09,460 --> 00:00:11,760 man. So what can I do for you? 4 00:00:12,440 --> 00:00:13,440 Got an award right there. 5 00:00:13,980 --> 00:00:14,980 BET award. 6 00:00:15,000 --> 00:00:16,000 Think like a man. 7 00:00:16,200 --> 00:00:17,119 It's my award. 8 00:00:17,120 --> 00:00:18,120 I deserve it. 9 00:00:18,220 --> 00:00:19,340 Don't you have like two lines? 10 00:00:19,720 --> 00:00:20,639 I'm on my way, Oliver. 11 00:00:20,640 --> 00:00:21,640 Get your ass out of the way. 12 00:00:25,840 --> 00:00:26,860 You going home with me? 13 00:00:27,340 --> 00:00:28,340 You tell Kevin. 14 00:00:28,600 --> 00:00:30,300 This award is mine, and he ain't getting it back. 15 00:00:30,560 --> 00:00:33,380 I'll tell him that. You tell him that. Here's how the damn speech should have 16 00:00:33,380 --> 00:00:35,440 went. First of all, give an honor to God. 17 00:00:36,240 --> 00:00:40,520 Money earning, my Bernie. Your prince is better than BET Award for Think Like a 18 00:00:40,520 --> 00:00:41,520 Man Home. 19 00:00:41,840 --> 00:00:42,840 BET, I love you. 20 00:00:42,980 --> 00:00:43,980 Woo! 21 00:00:45,540 --> 00:00:46,540 It's your award, man. 22 00:00:49,500 --> 00:00:50,500 What'd you do, Oliver? 23 00:00:50,660 --> 00:00:53,500 I gave you your award. And look, I'll put it to you this way. 24 00:00:53,920 --> 00:00:56,020 No one's ever going to take that award from you. 25 00:00:56,460 --> 00:00:58,780 It's stuck in my thighs, Oliver. I'm going to kick your ass, Oliver. 26 00:00:59,020 --> 00:01:00,140 I'll catch that in a year. 27 00:01:00,680 --> 00:01:01,680 That's your award, man. 28 00:01:01,920 --> 00:01:02,920 Congratulations. 29 00:01:07,300 --> 00:01:08,300 I'm getting low. 30 00:01:32,720 --> 00:01:33,980 Oh, my God, look at him today. 31 00:01:34,280 --> 00:01:38,180 Out the front seat, baby. I'm riding shotgun. You're in the back. Hey, man, 32 00:01:38,180 --> 00:01:39,980 get an extra mulligan for you wearing that outfit. 33 00:01:40,660 --> 00:01:42,820 There it is. You're old school today. Come on, let's go. 34 00:01:43,780 --> 00:01:45,340 I didn't know Barney played golf either. 35 00:01:45,600 --> 00:01:47,200 Oh, look at you, cotton candy. 36 00:01:47,740 --> 00:01:48,740 Whoa, what's this? 37 00:01:48,920 --> 00:01:51,400 If you don't want these pictures to pop up on TMZ. 38 00:01:51,940 --> 00:01:54,580 Whoa. Oh, my God. Whoa, no, no, no. 39 00:01:55,100 --> 00:01:57,800 What is this, man? Come to the poker spot now. 40 00:01:58,440 --> 00:01:59,219 Poker spot. 41 00:01:59,220 --> 00:02:00,220 There's only one poker spot. 42 00:02:01,920 --> 00:02:04,220 Oh, man, come on, man. Here we go again, man. Here we go. 43 00:02:04,540 --> 00:02:09,780 Come on, man. No, no, no. Get in the back. Come on. No, I can't sit in the 44 00:02:09,780 --> 00:02:10,780 No. 45 00:02:10,900 --> 00:02:14,260 Strong, skinny mother. Oh, I threw up in the back. Kevin apparently dug up some 46 00:02:14,260 --> 00:02:19,280 old photos from Nick Cannon's No Cameras Allowed Bachelor Blowout in Vegas five 47 00:02:19,280 --> 00:02:20,280 years ago. 48 00:02:21,120 --> 00:02:23,220 Good thing they're just coming out now. 49 00:02:25,180 --> 00:02:26,900 Actually, it's not good at all. 50 00:02:31,370 --> 00:02:32,370 Hey, hey, guys. 51 00:02:32,450 --> 00:02:35,090 Kev's not here, but I'm going to tell him that you stopped by. Oh, yeah. 52 00:02:35,310 --> 00:02:36,310 Guys, guys, guys. 53 00:02:36,410 --> 00:02:38,730 Get your little ass down here right now. 54 00:02:39,390 --> 00:02:42,270 First of all, can we get an inside voice? Can we lower it a little bit? 55 00:02:42,270 --> 00:02:43,270 voice. Lower his voice. 56 00:02:43,470 --> 00:02:44,269 Lower his voice. 57 00:02:44,270 --> 00:02:45,049 Kev's not here. 58 00:02:45,050 --> 00:02:47,050 Then why would he tell us to meet him here? I don't know what you're talking 59 00:02:47,050 --> 00:02:49,550 about, sir. Wait, wait, wait. What did you just call me? Nothing. Don't ever 60 00:02:49,550 --> 00:02:52,650 call me that. Don't you ever call him sir like that. Don't call him that. 61 00:02:52,750 --> 00:02:55,030 What about the text message, huh? Uh, what text? 62 00:02:55,730 --> 00:02:56,629 Nobody's out back. 63 00:02:56,630 --> 00:02:57,630 Nobody's out back. What? 64 00:02:57,730 --> 00:02:59,490 Move, houseboy. The pool's out back. 65 00:03:00,190 --> 00:03:01,190 Kevin? 66 00:03:02,310 --> 00:03:03,310 Hey, guys. 67 00:03:03,350 --> 00:03:06,390 I knew you were lying, Oliver. Kevin's on a plane. Why is Jennifer here? Hey, 68 00:03:06,410 --> 00:03:07,610 baby girl. Hey, Teddy. 69 00:03:08,150 --> 00:03:13,590 Daddy? Okay, stop right there before your mind starts racing to the gutter. 70 00:03:13,650 --> 00:03:18,190 Okay, that's Jennifer Freeman, and she called me Daddy because Tisha played her 71 00:03:18,190 --> 00:03:24,130 mom in My Wife and Kids, okay? So technically, she is my TV stepdaughter 72 00:03:24,130 --> 00:03:27,770 -in -law -ish. 73 00:03:28,110 --> 00:03:29,110 Hey. 74 00:03:29,710 --> 00:03:30,710 What are you doing here? 75 00:03:30,810 --> 00:03:31,890 Simple. I'm with Oliver. 76 00:03:32,150 --> 00:03:33,150 Who? 77 00:03:33,730 --> 00:03:35,010 What? Oliver. 78 00:03:35,730 --> 00:03:36,730 Are you serious? 79 00:03:37,810 --> 00:03:41,330 Hey. Oh, that was so fake. That was terrible. 80 00:03:41,690 --> 00:03:44,490 Did you see that? Uh -uh. 81 00:03:47,430 --> 00:03:51,310 Anyone care for any fresh lemonade? 82 00:03:51,530 --> 00:03:53,630 Yeah, sure. No lemonade. 83 00:03:53,910 --> 00:03:55,810 It's just ours, babe. Put it right here. 84 00:03:56,130 --> 00:03:57,990 Hey, put me a glass of what the hell you're doing with Oliver. 85 00:04:00,660 --> 00:04:04,420 Very funny. Very funny. Guys, the more I think about it, this whole thing just 86 00:04:04,420 --> 00:04:07,480 doesn't feel like Kevin. No, no, no. That feels exactly like Kevin. No, no, 87 00:04:07,500 --> 00:04:08,159 Be right. 88 00:04:08,160 --> 00:04:09,160 Be right. 89 00:04:09,300 --> 00:04:12,840 Kevin's a weird little dude. Yep. But this, it's different. It's crazy. 90 00:04:13,400 --> 00:04:14,400 It's calculating. 91 00:04:14,620 --> 00:04:17,940 It's wild. It's wild. Because he's jealous. He's jealous about semi -happy 92 00:04:17,940 --> 00:04:20,579 marriages. Semi -happy? And he wants us to be like him. 93 00:04:21,160 --> 00:04:24,820 Divorced. Semi, speak for yourself. Me and my baby, we happy, man. Look, I'm 94 00:04:24,820 --> 00:04:25,679 happy in the dictionary. 95 00:04:25,680 --> 00:04:27,820 It's a picture of me and my baby like this right here. 96 00:04:29,300 --> 00:04:32,580 That's your happy face? Yeah, it's like more of a seductive happy. 97 00:04:33,300 --> 00:04:34,300 What's your leaving face? 98 00:04:34,740 --> 00:04:36,480 Shut your ass up, all of us said! 99 00:04:36,700 --> 00:04:37,940 Are you still here? Yes. 100 00:04:38,220 --> 00:04:40,080 Me and my baby are happy because I know how to lie. 101 00:04:40,480 --> 00:04:44,800 When she asked him, do I look fat in this dress? I said, baby, fat is new 102 00:04:44,800 --> 00:04:47,140 skinny. And you skinny as hell. 103 00:04:47,900 --> 00:04:48,900 I'm a lion king. 104 00:04:51,960 --> 00:04:57,440 Anybody got a good jeweler? 105 00:04:58,200 --> 00:05:00,160 Hey, I use Kobe's guy. You know what? 106 00:05:00,460 --> 00:05:03,880 He might give us a group rate. Man, my lady don't care about no damn trinkets, 107 00:05:03,880 --> 00:05:06,260 man. When she sees those photos, she's going to take all my shiggity. Well, 108 00:05:06,280 --> 00:05:08,280 thank God you ain't got much shiggity. 109 00:05:08,520 --> 00:05:11,740 And B, you're protected because you got that prenup I told you to get. 110 00:05:14,540 --> 00:05:15,620 She didn't sign that prenup. 111 00:05:15,840 --> 00:05:16,579 What? What? 112 00:05:16,580 --> 00:05:17,880 She didn't sign it? Are you nuts? 113 00:05:18,460 --> 00:05:20,820 Man, black women don't believe in prenups, man. Right, Jennifer? 114 00:05:21,660 --> 00:05:24,760 No. It says all of her thing works out. He'll be signing one. Right, baby? 115 00:05:25,520 --> 00:05:29,810 Yes. I'm signing now. I got pre -prenup. See, that's all you have to do, man. 116 00:05:29,950 --> 00:05:31,370 Marriage is a business proposition. 117 00:05:31,730 --> 00:05:32,629 He's right, JB. 118 00:05:32,630 --> 00:05:34,730 Boris don't have a prenup either. Who's going to leave me? 119 00:05:35,010 --> 00:05:38,030 But look, I don't know what Kevin is up to, but I'm not going to stick around to 120 00:05:38,030 --> 00:05:40,010 see. We got time to make our tea time, guys. 121 00:05:42,130 --> 00:05:43,130 Now what? 122 00:05:44,950 --> 00:05:46,890 Why do you guys think women are such villains? 123 00:05:47,470 --> 00:05:51,030 Just tell your wives the truth. The truth shall set you free. 124 00:05:51,630 --> 00:05:52,670 Yeah, not when you're married. 125 00:05:53,110 --> 00:05:55,230 Guys, there's someone here to see you. 126 00:05:58,890 --> 00:06:02,810 You're Mitch's so long to riches, you're about to lose your gals. You've been 127 00:06:02,810 --> 00:06:05,630 some lying fools, breaking all the friendship rules. 128 00:06:06,150 --> 00:06:10,010 If you refuse me, Mitch's, you'll lose three wives and you'll be alone because 129 00:06:10,010 --> 00:06:14,070 they'll take your money and your home. 130 00:06:14,990 --> 00:06:16,930 Let's cut the crap, Mitch's, and get on with the show. 131 00:06:17,170 --> 00:06:18,170 Yeah. 132 00:06:18,750 --> 00:06:20,090 What the hell is this? 133 00:06:20,670 --> 00:06:21,770 I don't know. I'm just the messenger. 134 00:06:22,350 --> 00:06:23,350 Swag. 135 00:06:25,290 --> 00:06:26,229 Open it up, B. 136 00:06:26,230 --> 00:06:27,230 No, no. 137 00:06:28,010 --> 00:06:30,530 that thing up, man. Kevin might have rigged it. That's true. Oliver, open it 138 00:06:30,690 --> 00:06:32,930 I ain't opening that. Open it up. Oliver, stop playing around. 139 00:06:33,210 --> 00:06:35,030 Come on. You guys are bitches. I'll open it. 140 00:06:37,150 --> 00:06:38,290 Okay. It's okay. 141 00:06:38,850 --> 00:06:39,850 What is it? 142 00:06:40,930 --> 00:06:42,410 It says, turn me on. 143 00:06:42,910 --> 00:06:44,030 Oh, that's my job. 144 00:06:44,550 --> 00:06:47,690 Get out of here. Get out of here. Y 'all are haters. 145 00:06:49,390 --> 00:06:50,390 Hello, gentlemen. 146 00:06:50,530 --> 00:06:51,530 Wow. 147 00:06:51,710 --> 00:06:52,710 Kevin's a trip, man. 148 00:06:52,970 --> 00:06:53,970 Where's Kevin? 149 00:06:54,030 --> 00:06:56,310 Kevin? We didn't cut the games. We know it's you, Kevin. Stop playing around, 150 00:06:56,470 --> 00:06:57,610 man. Games happen. 151 00:06:57,950 --> 00:06:58,950 gun yet. 152 00:07:04,010 --> 00:07:10,470 Why are you doing this? 153 00:07:10,710 --> 00:07:14,870 Hey, I'm asking the questions here. No, we're asking the damn questions, boo 154 00:07:14,870 --> 00:07:15,689 -boo bear. 155 00:07:15,690 --> 00:07:17,370 Boys, smack JB. 156 00:07:18,150 --> 00:07:22,490 I'm not going to smack him. Are you going to slap me up in here? Look, you 157 00:07:22,490 --> 00:07:26,850 five seconds to smack him or I'm sending these pictures. 158 00:07:28,230 --> 00:07:30,050 Well, you better start counting. I'll help you. 159 00:07:30,470 --> 00:07:31,910 Five, four. 160 00:07:33,130 --> 00:07:37,010 Smack him, B. I'm not going to smack him. Are you crazy? 161 00:07:40,350 --> 00:07:41,650 Aren't we all just a little crazy? 162 00:07:43,850 --> 00:07:46,470 Get the kids from my wife and kids out of here. Get her out of here. 163 00:07:46,890 --> 00:07:51,050 I'm going to call Damon Wade. I'm going to get her out of here. Get out of here. 164 00:07:51,230 --> 00:07:52,049 What happened? 165 00:07:52,050 --> 00:07:53,410 What happened to her? 166 00:07:54,010 --> 00:07:55,030 Focus. Come on. 167 00:08:06,480 --> 00:08:07,920 Okay, look, look, look. We're here. 168 00:08:08,220 --> 00:08:09,240 We're here. We're right here. 169 00:08:09,460 --> 00:08:10,560 First challenge. 170 00:08:10,800 --> 00:08:12,380 We're going to play zap poker. 171 00:08:13,020 --> 00:08:14,020 What is zap poker? 172 00:08:14,580 --> 00:08:18,240 Lose a hand and you'll find out. Kevin, what are you talking about? Lose a hand? 173 00:08:18,400 --> 00:08:19,400 What are you talking about? 174 00:08:21,700 --> 00:08:22,700 Hello, 175 00:08:23,220 --> 00:08:26,240 my taser. It's not a laser. It's going to zap that ass. 176 00:08:26,780 --> 00:08:28,620 It's going to pry your eyes. 177 00:08:28,860 --> 00:08:31,500 Fellas, this has officially gotten weird. 178 00:08:31,720 --> 00:08:32,720 That's a taser. 179 00:08:33,000 --> 00:08:35,679 What are you doing, Kevin? You are a sick little man. 180 00:08:36,200 --> 00:08:39,240 I'm not going to sit here and play your twisted, weird games anymore. 181 00:08:39,700 --> 00:08:42,880 Fine. I'll just send these off to TNG. 182 00:08:43,340 --> 00:08:45,300 You mean TMZ, stupid ass? 183 00:08:45,620 --> 00:08:50,620 No, I mean Tisha, Nicole, and I got to Google your wife's name. 184 00:08:50,900 --> 00:08:53,640 Well, if he doesn't know my wife's name, he doesn't know her email. 185 00:09:34,890 --> 00:09:36,470 Why are you doing this, Kevin? 186 00:09:46,540 --> 00:09:47,540 You better one day. 187 00:09:47,980 --> 00:09:49,720 You don't recharge your own damn battery? 188 00:09:50,280 --> 00:09:52,480 What kind of lazy -ass blackmail is this? 189 00:09:56,460 --> 00:09:57,460 My neck. 190 00:09:58,640 --> 00:10:00,160 Oh, come on, man. 191 00:10:00,560 --> 00:10:01,660 What do you want from us? 192 00:10:01,940 --> 00:10:05,520 I want you to shut the hell up and tip the senior telegram guy. 193 00:10:05,880 --> 00:10:07,040 Dude, it's killing me, man. 194 00:10:07,840 --> 00:10:10,960 Here. I've been singing all day. Can I have a glass of water, please? 195 00:10:11,200 --> 00:10:12,200 Thank you. Want ice for that? 196 00:10:12,240 --> 00:10:13,360 Yeah. There you go. 197 00:10:14,660 --> 00:10:15,660 Stupid ass. 198 00:10:29,740 --> 00:10:30,639 I'm going out there naked. 199 00:10:30,640 --> 00:10:34,060 Nope. I ain't doing it. I ain't doing it either. I got extra skin. You do it. I 200 00:10:34,060 --> 00:10:36,580 ain't got to do it. My body ain't in shape for this. You're half naked. I'm 201 00:10:36,580 --> 00:10:37,600 definitely not doing it. 202 00:10:38,000 --> 00:10:40,940 I'm going out there. No, hell no. I ain't going out there. I ain't going out 203 00:10:40,940 --> 00:10:41,940 there. Guys. 204 00:10:43,040 --> 00:10:46,560 Guys. My body was made for that. 205 00:11:06,600 --> 00:11:07,600 Why do you feel shiny, man? 206 00:11:08,780 --> 00:11:09,920 Why do you got so much oil? 207 00:11:10,160 --> 00:11:11,680 What's up with that dog, B? 208 00:11:12,140 --> 00:11:15,180 What if the dog bites your Johnson, man? 209 00:11:21,060 --> 00:11:22,060 Hey, 210 00:11:22,980 --> 00:11:30,120 ladies. 211 00:11:31,020 --> 00:11:32,020 Going for a stroll? 212 00:11:33,000 --> 00:11:35,320 Okay. Look at the charm on this guy. 213 00:11:39,049 --> 00:11:40,290 Guys, got the package. 214 00:11:41,850 --> 00:11:43,270 Both of them. Come on, man. 215 00:11:43,590 --> 00:11:45,490 Good. Cover the small one. 216 00:11:45,710 --> 00:11:46,710 What we got here? 217 00:11:46,850 --> 00:11:47,850 A puzzle. 218 00:11:47,950 --> 00:11:48,950 Ooh, I love puzzles. 219 00:11:50,210 --> 00:11:53,130 You got ten minutes to complete the puzzle. 220 00:11:53,570 --> 00:11:57,630 And if you don't... You'll send the photos to TMZ. You know what? Do it. 221 00:11:57,630 --> 00:11:58,449 got worse. 222 00:11:58,450 --> 00:11:59,990 Tired of your stupid games, Bear. 223 00:12:00,590 --> 00:12:01,590 Fine by me. 224 00:12:01,990 --> 00:12:04,350 Let's just see how Tisha likes these pictures. 225 00:12:04,830 --> 00:12:05,830 Especially... 226 00:12:07,329 --> 00:12:08,329 Yeah, 227 00:12:09,190 --> 00:12:10,190 I signed a prenup. 228 00:12:10,350 --> 00:12:16,970 Okay? But I got a sunset provision, which means I'm fully vested, 229 00:12:17,150 --> 00:12:20,110 and in five years, I get a third. 230 00:12:25,610 --> 00:12:27,470 That's the wrong spot. Over there. Right there. 231 00:12:27,790 --> 00:12:28,790 Come on. 232 00:12:28,810 --> 00:12:30,150 Okay, so let's put it in. 233 00:12:30,510 --> 00:12:32,990 Man, I'm so sorry for this. It's okay, it's no problem. This is just not how I 234 00:12:32,990 --> 00:12:35,990 envisioned our journey. I love solving puzzles. It excites me. 235 00:12:36,210 --> 00:12:37,610 Really? What? 236 00:12:37,910 --> 00:12:39,110 Can't do anything without kissing? 237 00:12:40,110 --> 00:12:41,089 It's a crown. 238 00:12:41,090 --> 00:12:42,350 It's a crown. He's got it. 239 00:12:43,170 --> 00:12:45,990 Well, this obviously symbolizes how he envisions himself. 240 00:12:46,410 --> 00:12:49,250 As an all -powerful and not -so -benevolent king. 241 00:12:51,710 --> 00:12:52,710 Hey, where'd he go? 242 00:12:53,050 --> 00:12:54,050 Where'd he go, y 'all? 243 00:12:54,610 --> 00:12:57,850 The king is here. What does it mean? The king is here. Hey, look. 244 00:12:58,110 --> 00:12:59,110 There's someone outside. 245 00:13:04,290 --> 00:13:08,010 Is that Finn? 246 00:13:11,010 --> 00:13:13,750 What it do, Mitches? You're the Mitch! You're Mitch! 247 00:13:13,970 --> 00:13:17,590 You're the damn Mitch up in here! You Mitches all day, all y 'all Mitches. You 248 00:13:17,590 --> 00:13:18,449 behind all this? 249 00:13:18,450 --> 00:13:19,870 Damn right I am. Why, Finn? 250 00:13:20,070 --> 00:13:23,890 Because I wanted to humiliate y 'all like y 'all did one of the kings. 251 00:13:24,530 --> 00:13:26,730 How did we humiliate you, Cedric? 252 00:13:27,710 --> 00:13:28,669 Really, boys? 253 00:13:28,670 --> 00:13:32,110 You don't remember at Nick Cannon's bachelor party like four years ago? 254 00:13:32,330 --> 00:13:36,370 Yeah. We all had a great time, and you were saying that, man. What are you 255 00:13:36,370 --> 00:13:37,149 through, Seth? 256 00:13:37,150 --> 00:13:40,630 Look, man, y 'all said I could be a part of the group. Nobody said nothing like 257 00:13:40,630 --> 00:13:43,630 that. That's what it's all about. Y 'all said y 'all was going to call me. You 258 00:13:43,630 --> 00:13:44,629 never did. Really? 259 00:13:44,630 --> 00:13:48,570 Do I get to play golf, JB? You don't play golf. No, I do play golf, boys. I 260 00:13:48,570 --> 00:13:52,030 play golf. You can't play golf. Do I get invited to the Lakers games? No. 261 00:13:52,290 --> 00:13:55,730 You don't like the Lakers, man. I kind of like the Lakers. What? Y 'all don't 262 00:13:55,730 --> 00:13:56,730 know what it's like. 263 00:13:56,760 --> 00:14:01,820 They have to sit around your house all the time with your wife and kids and two 264 00:14:01,820 --> 00:14:07,280 little bitty dogs and your mother -in -law, sister -in -law, and the dude she 265 00:14:07,280 --> 00:14:08,600 date every now and then. 266 00:14:09,060 --> 00:14:13,300 It's like I'm on hard knocks and I can't get cut even if I had butter, mother. 267 00:14:13,660 --> 00:14:15,640 Damn, Sid, you have no friends at all? 268 00:14:15,840 --> 00:14:18,060 I mean, you know, Steve Harvey got a lot of... 269 00:14:18,690 --> 00:14:22,190 shows and stuff he's doing. He's busy. He's got a lot of suits and stuff. And 270 00:14:22,190 --> 00:14:26,230 then DL, he all political now. He asks me if I'm left wing, right wing. 271 00:14:26,450 --> 00:14:28,490 I'm like, I don't know. I like sandwiches. 272 00:14:29,090 --> 00:14:30,350 Don't buy no damn wings. 273 00:14:30,790 --> 00:14:32,550 The only friend I got is my wife. 274 00:14:32,910 --> 00:14:37,250 Do you know what it means when your wife is your best friend? That means you 275 00:14:37,250 --> 00:14:38,470 ain't got no damn friends. 276 00:14:39,030 --> 00:14:40,030 It was Kevin. 277 00:14:40,110 --> 00:14:43,930 Kevin didn't want anybody in the group funnier than him, okay? There you have 278 00:14:43,930 --> 00:14:45,260 it. What's funny, Kevin? 279 00:14:45,560 --> 00:14:49,500 Would you shut up? I'm trying to calm down the lunatic over here. All right. I 280 00:14:49,500 --> 00:14:50,620 thought it was because he shot Faison. 281 00:14:50,860 --> 00:14:53,320 I didn't shoot Faison. It was an accident. 282 00:14:53,560 --> 00:14:54,940 I mean, it was only a flesh wound. 283 00:14:55,200 --> 00:14:56,200 Hey, you shoot Faison. 284 00:14:56,440 --> 00:14:58,820 Every wound is a flesh wound. That's true. 285 00:14:59,220 --> 00:15:02,260 Because I shot him. He didn't even know he was shot until the next Thursday. 286 00:15:02,520 --> 00:15:03,520 He was like, dude. 287 00:15:04,060 --> 00:15:07,700 Hey, you guys are ridiculous. 288 00:15:08,380 --> 00:15:10,200 Hey, you guys think women are crazy? 289 00:15:10,590 --> 00:15:12,590 You guys are like basketball wives with balls. 290 00:15:14,730 --> 00:15:20,050 I don't want them infecting you. 291 00:15:20,610 --> 00:15:21,690 Yeah, same. 292 00:15:22,670 --> 00:15:25,670 Really, dude? What does Jennifer do with that dude? He told her he was a wins. 293 00:15:26,290 --> 00:15:29,170 Hey, you got tea time, y 'all. Tea time. Whoa, whoa. 294 00:15:29,370 --> 00:15:30,410 Where y 'all think y 'all going? 295 00:15:30,710 --> 00:15:31,710 We're going to play golf. 296 00:15:31,750 --> 00:15:35,350 Oh, can I come? Hell no. Hell no. We can't have a bear. No bears. 297 00:15:35,750 --> 00:15:36,750 Stop, guys. 298 00:15:37,570 --> 00:15:38,570 Stop right there. 299 00:15:39,070 --> 00:15:41,370 Because I'll still sing this out. 300 00:15:44,170 --> 00:15:45,170 Yeah. 301 00:15:48,610 --> 00:15:51,110 Give me that. 302 00:15:51,830 --> 00:15:52,830 Seriously. 303 00:15:53,590 --> 00:15:58,570 The game is over. The game is over when the king says it's over. Wow. 304 00:15:59,470 --> 00:16:03,810 Listen, you know, being a king of comedy is not like being a real king. Like the 305 00:16:03,810 --> 00:16:05,030 most you can do is make people laugh. 306 00:16:06,510 --> 00:16:07,510 Never mind. 307 00:16:07,880 --> 00:16:08,880 What you got? 308 00:16:11,200 --> 00:16:12,520 Cinnamon challenge. 309 00:16:13,920 --> 00:16:14,920 Look, 310 00:16:15,620 --> 00:16:21,580 if either one of you can swallow this and hold it down for 30 seconds, I'll 311 00:16:21,580 --> 00:16:25,160 delete the pictures and I'll let all of you go. I'll just disappear. 312 00:16:25,860 --> 00:16:26,860 Come on. 313 00:16:27,700 --> 00:16:32,400 JP, don't do it. Look, I saw it on the internet. It doesn't end well. 314 00:16:32,640 --> 00:16:35,240 I eat like 12 cinnamon buns every day. That's not the same. 315 00:16:36,140 --> 00:16:38,600 I got this. Here's your spoon right here. Load it up. 316 00:16:39,560 --> 00:16:42,440 Yeah, buddy. Don't worry about me. Enough. That's enough. Hey, man. 317 00:16:42,740 --> 00:16:43,740 Let me do this. 318 00:16:43,920 --> 00:16:45,900 Okay? You get ready to disappear. 319 00:16:46,660 --> 00:16:47,660 Playboy. 320 00:16:52,340 --> 00:16:53,340 JB. 321 00:16:55,920 --> 00:16:56,920 You'll be all right. JB. 322 00:16:59,780 --> 00:17:00,780 Look what you did. 323 00:17:07,860 --> 00:17:09,339 Shake it off, JB. Shake it off. 324 00:17:12,140 --> 00:17:13,180 We've got to pull him out. 325 00:17:13,579 --> 00:17:14,579 He's going to drown. 326 00:17:14,700 --> 00:17:15,700 JB. 327 00:17:18,900 --> 00:17:21,319 You laughing? 328 00:17:21,760 --> 00:17:22,539 Who's next? 329 00:17:22,540 --> 00:17:25,660 Okay, nobody's next. We're not doing it. Oh, somebody's going next. Are you out 330 00:17:25,660 --> 00:17:26,479 of your mind? 331 00:17:26,480 --> 00:17:28,440 No, I ain't out of my mind. His lungs are toast. 332 00:17:29,060 --> 00:17:30,060 Cinnamon toast. He's fine. 333 00:17:31,200 --> 00:17:32,200 All right, JB. 334 00:17:32,760 --> 00:17:33,760 That's all you got? 335 00:17:33,880 --> 00:17:34,880 Huh? 336 00:17:34,940 --> 00:17:36,160 Okay. Set. 337 00:17:36,670 --> 00:17:39,750 You want to be in the group? That's what this is all about, man. This is about 338 00:17:39,750 --> 00:17:41,970 love. This ain't about hate. I ain't no hater. 339 00:17:42,190 --> 00:17:44,650 Okay, then you do it. That's all I got to do? Yeah. 340 00:17:45,310 --> 00:17:46,310 Oh, cool. 341 00:17:46,750 --> 00:17:47,750 I'll do it, though. 342 00:17:47,810 --> 00:17:48,810 I'm in. 343 00:17:48,990 --> 00:17:52,590 Yeah, I'm riding on the cart with you, too, JB. Me and you going to ride 344 00:17:52,590 --> 00:17:53,630 together. Yeah. 345 00:17:58,070 --> 00:18:03,470 Oh, man. 346 00:18:04,030 --> 00:18:05,030 He is dead. 347 00:18:08,179 --> 00:18:10,260 Seth. Guys, we got to call 911. 348 00:18:11,640 --> 00:18:15,260 Guys! Don't... Okay, 349 00:18:16,380 --> 00:18:18,760 all right. All right, I'm sorry, Seth. 350 00:18:19,280 --> 00:18:21,320 I'm really sorry, but I need these pictures. 351 00:18:21,760 --> 00:18:22,760 You understand? 352 00:18:22,920 --> 00:18:23,920 I love you, man. 353 00:18:29,840 --> 00:18:32,100 Wait, wait. Chill out. I was a boy scout. 354 00:18:34,300 --> 00:18:35,520 Oh, my God, it's dead? 355 00:18:42,440 --> 00:18:43,440 You trying to kiss me, man? 356 00:18:43,760 --> 00:18:45,940 Nah, man. I thought we lost another king. 357 00:18:46,160 --> 00:18:47,160 No, man. 358 00:18:47,960 --> 00:18:49,940 Sad just got that narcolepsy, you know. 359 00:18:51,080 --> 00:18:53,880 Sad is alive and well, y 'all. You can see me. 360 00:18:54,440 --> 00:18:56,520 The entertainer's still kicking me. 361 00:18:56,780 --> 00:19:03,720 And another thing is that... Got a 362 00:19:03,720 --> 00:19:04,720 little narcolepsy. 363 00:19:04,840 --> 00:19:08,440 So, I think that the fellas have had enough. 364 00:19:08,680 --> 00:19:11,280 All right? It's time for Kevin to feel my pain. 365 00:19:19,620 --> 00:19:20,660 Don't start with that ball stuff. 366 00:19:21,120 --> 00:19:23,180 Not today, man. I've been traveling all day. I'm tired. 367 00:19:23,520 --> 00:19:27,300 I got some boxes in the car, my bags. And go get me a fruit cup. Got you, got 368 00:19:27,300 --> 00:19:29,160 you, got you. Hey, hey, hey, hey. What's this? 369 00:19:30,700 --> 00:19:31,700 My agent sent this? 370 00:19:32,440 --> 00:19:34,880 Trying to get me to play Smokey the Damn Bear. They've been throwing all types 371 00:19:34,880 --> 00:19:35,880 of stuff at me. 372 00:19:39,900 --> 00:19:40,900 Oliver. 373 00:19:41,240 --> 00:19:42,240 Oliver, what? 374 00:19:43,640 --> 00:19:44,700 Where's my wish and fire portrait? 375 00:19:48,810 --> 00:19:50,670 Who's entertaining now, bitches? 376 00:19:51,970 --> 00:19:52,970 What up, Rich? 377 00:19:53,170 --> 00:19:56,210 You'll never be around another unfunny motherfucker again. 378 00:20:02,790 --> 00:20:06,050 Where has this girl been hiding? With only two episodes left. 379 00:20:06,670 --> 00:20:07,890 Maya, phone wants you. 380 00:20:08,270 --> 00:20:10,370 Seriously, guys? Maya takes the lead. 381 00:20:10,690 --> 00:20:11,690 I'm here to pitch a project. 382 00:20:12,010 --> 00:20:13,009 What's the project? 383 00:20:13,010 --> 00:20:16,970 Me. Second Generation Way is all new episode coming up next on BET. 384 00:20:17,250 --> 00:20:18,250 We got it. 27908