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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:00,539 --> 00:00:04,320 Tonight's polka night. But first, JB wanted us to watch the pilot for his new 2 00:00:04,320 --> 00:00:06,460 hidden camera show. I got a new show called Trick. 3 00:00:06,860 --> 00:00:10,920 My first victim today is the one and only big worm, Patreon Love. 4 00:00:11,140 --> 00:00:16,160 He comes in here to get his classic GPO details every Wednesday. But today, he 5 00:00:16,160 --> 00:00:16,939 gets tricked. 6 00:00:16,940 --> 00:00:17,940 Go get him, y 'all. 7 00:00:22,060 --> 00:00:26,120 Don't worry, man. I use the same wax I use in the air on your car. 8 00:00:26,480 --> 00:00:27,740 Whatever. Yeah, man. 9 00:00:29,660 --> 00:00:30,660 Nice, bro. 10 00:00:37,080 --> 00:00:43,780 And you have 11 00:00:43,780 --> 00:00:45,880 just got three moves. 12 00:00:47,240 --> 00:00:54,240 Look at that camera right there. 13 00:00:54,380 --> 00:00:55,760 Hey, tell them what just happened to you. 14 00:00:56,000 --> 00:00:57,000 I'm face down low. 15 00:00:57,400 --> 00:00:58,440 And I just got tripped. 16 00:01:00,800 --> 00:01:04,700 I should put my car. 17 00:01:04,980 --> 00:01:06,900 That is your car. It's nice, too. 18 00:01:12,460 --> 00:01:14,440 Get the camera. 19 00:01:17,580 --> 00:01:18,580 Where's my car? 20 00:01:19,060 --> 00:01:20,920 That is your car. 21 00:01:22,780 --> 00:01:24,260 That's the car about a baby kid. 22 00:01:27,750 --> 00:01:30,150 Now, my show is a lot different from other shows, right? 23 00:01:30,590 --> 00:01:33,650 Most shows will have a fake car over there sitting around, waiting around, 24 00:01:33,810 --> 00:01:35,410 right? We don't have that kind of budget. 25 00:01:35,630 --> 00:01:38,450 So you get tricked, you get around here. 26 00:01:38,670 --> 00:01:42,050 Now, here's the part of the show where things tend to get a little violent, 27 00:01:42,170 --> 00:01:43,170 right? 28 00:01:48,770 --> 00:01:49,770 I'm going in. 29 00:02:22,890 --> 00:02:24,350 You don't fix my car. I ain't fixing your car. 30 00:02:24,550 --> 00:02:27,550 You don't fix my car, the other eye is going to look like that eye. Your car 31 00:02:27,550 --> 00:02:28,690 ain't going to get fixed, Faison. 32 00:02:28,990 --> 00:02:34,630 You know my motto? Once you get tricked, you got nailed in the same damn town. 33 00:02:35,370 --> 00:02:37,890 You know what my motto is? Trick me once. 34 00:02:40,270 --> 00:02:41,270 Trick me once. 35 00:02:46,590 --> 00:02:47,790 Fix my car, JB. 36 00:02:48,210 --> 00:02:50,310 Listen, I like the show, okay? 37 00:02:50,780 --> 00:02:51,820 I think the show is funny. 38 00:02:52,060 --> 00:02:53,920 But, dude, you got to get better celebrities. 39 00:02:54,140 --> 00:02:55,140 Not Faison. 40 00:02:55,860 --> 00:02:56,860 You're not even a citizen. 41 00:02:58,260 --> 00:02:59,600 You're right about that. You're no citizen. 42 00:03:01,300 --> 00:03:02,300 I love America. 43 00:03:02,460 --> 00:03:06,560 First of all, Faison was just a pilot, an idea, a premise, a run -through. See, 44 00:03:06,740 --> 00:03:07,740 get it on his feet. 45 00:03:07,900 --> 00:03:09,000 Put it on his feet and see how it goes. 46 00:03:09,520 --> 00:03:10,520 Wait, wait, hold on. 47 00:03:10,660 --> 00:03:14,920 Not only is my car ruined, you're telling me I was practiced? You was 48 00:03:15,120 --> 00:03:15,959 Hold on. 49 00:03:15,960 --> 00:03:18,920 Practiced? Network is giving me two more episodes to prove myself. 50 00:03:19,210 --> 00:03:22,030 I need real stars in this, right? You're not a real star. What is that supposed 51 00:03:22,030 --> 00:03:23,030 to mean, real stars? 52 00:03:23,230 --> 00:03:24,230 I Googled Boris. 53 00:03:24,530 --> 00:03:26,350 It said, do you mean Chuck Norris? 54 00:03:26,830 --> 00:03:30,850 Come on, man. Stay in your lane, baby. You're a B. Okay, listen. Listen, JB. 55 00:03:31,050 --> 00:03:32,930 If you're going to trick somebody else, it would be me. 56 00:03:33,390 --> 00:03:35,210 Yeah, it would be. Why wouldn't it be me? 57 00:03:36,190 --> 00:03:40,150 I'm a ratings magnet right now. Really? Yes. What do you mean? I'm like dust. I 58 00:03:40,150 --> 00:03:41,550 stay on TV. You are dusty. 59 00:03:42,010 --> 00:03:43,010 What does that mean? 60 00:03:43,450 --> 00:03:44,450 Dust is dirt. 61 00:03:56,560 --> 00:03:58,220 Anger will eat you. 62 00:04:01,080 --> 00:04:03,420 That'll be an all -you -can -eat anger buffet? 63 00:04:05,760 --> 00:04:07,800 Finally, something to eat him. 64 00:04:10,300 --> 00:04:13,860 Think I'm all in. 65 00:04:16,420 --> 00:04:22,360 I'm the best tweeter ever. 66 00:04:25,920 --> 00:04:27,460 What are you doing? Why are you in my house? 67 00:04:27,840 --> 00:04:28,840 Look, kid. 68 00:04:29,520 --> 00:04:32,020 Um, here's the thing. 69 00:04:32,920 --> 00:04:34,660 I'm not going to leave here until my car is fixed. 70 00:04:34,980 --> 00:04:38,200 That was JB. It had nothing to do with me. Go to JB's house. No, JB doesn't 71 00:04:38,200 --> 00:04:39,800 meat. He's a vegetarian. 72 00:04:40,020 --> 00:04:43,160 That's like kryptonite to me. I can't eat that stuff. So go to your house. You 73 00:04:43,160 --> 00:04:46,400 got meat at your house. I will go to my house when I can go there like a man and 74 00:04:46,400 --> 00:04:48,120 drive there in my car. 75 00:04:48,420 --> 00:04:49,179 You understand? 76 00:04:49,180 --> 00:04:50,820 That car is sentimental to me. Okay. 77 00:04:51,220 --> 00:04:53,860 Okay? I'm about to call my baby kids. Come out. Come out. 78 00:04:54,140 --> 00:04:56,840 Honestly, guys, do I not have the lock on my door? Okay. 79 00:04:57,500 --> 00:04:59,200 JB tricked Nicole. 80 00:04:59,620 --> 00:05:03,060 What? He rigged an elevator to fall while she was in it. What? What? 81 00:05:03,600 --> 00:05:05,980 What floor was she on? Why didn't he rig my elevator? 82 00:05:06,460 --> 00:05:08,020 I ride elevators all the time. 83 00:05:08,380 --> 00:05:09,740 I got an elevator in my house. 84 00:05:10,080 --> 00:05:13,240 I ride an elevator in the mall. I rode an elevator over here. Why didn't he 85 00:05:13,240 --> 00:05:14,039 trick me? 86 00:05:14,040 --> 00:05:16,040 It should have been you, not Nicole. How's Nicole? 87 00:05:16,360 --> 00:05:17,360 Boy. Oh, she's fine. 88 00:05:17,780 --> 00:05:19,420 Yo, what about... Don't worry about her. 89 00:05:19,900 --> 00:05:22,880 Now, I overheard JB talking, and you're next. What? 90 00:05:23,160 --> 00:05:26,060 Yeah, yeah, you're next, okay? So be on the lookout. 91 00:05:26,380 --> 00:05:29,900 Be on the lookout for what? JB, it's not a game, man. 92 00:05:30,260 --> 00:05:31,520 This is real black stuff. 93 00:05:32,260 --> 00:05:34,360 I knew you was going to try to trick me, JB. 94 00:05:34,700 --> 00:05:36,360 I mean, I'm the biggest trick star. 95 00:05:36,620 --> 00:05:38,680 I'm the biggest star that you know. 96 00:05:39,440 --> 00:05:42,160 Only problem is now I'm looking over my shoulder. I'm like this. 97 00:05:42,900 --> 00:05:44,320 Where you at? Where you coming? 98 00:05:45,020 --> 00:05:48,540 You act like you want me, want to try and find me. Why you want to step to me? 99 00:05:49,080 --> 00:05:52,540 When you ask me to do it. Yep. Hey, Kevin, come in. 100 00:05:54,280 --> 00:05:55,219 How you been? 101 00:05:55,220 --> 00:05:56,099 I'm good. 102 00:05:56,100 --> 00:05:57,580 Good, good, good, good. 103 00:05:58,980 --> 00:06:00,200 What are you doing? 104 00:06:00,680 --> 00:06:03,060 You're putting footmark on my phone. What are you doing? 105 00:06:03,320 --> 00:06:04,320 Looking for something. 106 00:06:05,060 --> 00:06:08,960 Kevin, sit down. What's that? A computer? 107 00:06:09,720 --> 00:06:10,940 Why is a red light on it? 108 00:06:11,420 --> 00:06:13,160 Because it's off. Sit down. 109 00:06:15,280 --> 00:06:18,900 Sit. Down. Yes, I got a call from a woman named Charmaine. Who is Charmaine? 110 00:06:19,520 --> 00:06:20,520 Who? 111 00:06:20,620 --> 00:06:23,600 Charmaine called here saying that she was sleeping with you. 112 00:06:24,240 --> 00:06:25,240 That could be anybody. 113 00:06:25,420 --> 00:06:28,320 Yes, well, she also said that she is two months pregnant with your baby. 114 00:06:28,660 --> 00:06:30,260 Once again, that could be anybody. 115 00:06:30,900 --> 00:06:32,600 Okay, Kevin, I need you to take this seriously. 116 00:06:33,040 --> 00:06:34,780 Hey, Trin, how's your day? 117 00:06:35,060 --> 00:06:38,020 How's the family? That's normal what people do when they sit down. Well, 118 00:06:38,020 --> 00:06:40,780 why I'm approaching you because your family seems to be expanding. You're not 119 00:06:40,780 --> 00:06:42,080 approaching me. You're attacking me. 120 00:06:42,360 --> 00:06:44,580 Off the bat, that's what you do. You go zero to 60. 121 00:06:44,940 --> 00:06:49,040 Anything you hear has to become the most dramatic thing in the world. Let me 122 00:06:49,040 --> 00:06:51,940 tell you something that Sam and Will told me. They said the bigger you get, 123 00:06:51,940 --> 00:06:53,240 more problems that you will have. 124 00:06:53,720 --> 00:06:55,340 Women will pop up and say that they're pregnant. 125 00:06:55,600 --> 00:06:56,980 Some people might even call you gay. 126 00:06:57,260 --> 00:07:00,760 Some people might say, I saw Kevin Hart doing cocaine in the back of the 127 00:07:00,760 --> 00:07:05,780 bathroom off a urinal. I'm getting it. This is the consequence of getting it. 128 00:07:05,800 --> 00:07:07,760 What you're about to get is sued. 129 00:07:08,080 --> 00:07:09,080 Look. 130 00:07:15,760 --> 00:07:16,780 Kevin Hart is your favorite comedian. 131 00:07:17,100 --> 00:07:18,100 That's you. 132 00:07:18,340 --> 00:07:20,740 Kevin Hart is my favorite comedian. That was your name. 133 00:07:21,500 --> 00:07:25,020 Say all right, all right, all right. That's you, quoting yourself. 134 00:07:25,740 --> 00:07:27,520 It's all right, all right, all right. 135 00:07:28,300 --> 00:07:29,620 You sound like my dad. 136 00:07:30,240 --> 00:07:31,580 I don't even know what that means. Uh -oh. 137 00:07:32,560 --> 00:07:34,060 I'm about to pop the top. 138 00:07:37,860 --> 00:07:41,420 Everybody want to be Kevin Hart. It's sad. 139 00:07:41,840 --> 00:07:43,280 Get your own identity, people. 140 00:07:43,500 --> 00:07:45,440 That's not even how I say all right, all right, all right. right. 141 00:07:45,700 --> 00:07:48,860 How do you? Please entertain me. So you've never seen me perform? 142 00:07:49,080 --> 00:07:50,440 Because if you have, what do I do? 143 00:07:51,000 --> 00:07:52,840 All right, all right, all right. 144 00:07:53,740 --> 00:07:54,740 All right. 145 00:07:55,680 --> 00:07:59,220 That's not mine. I don't even understand what that accent is. It seems 146 00:07:59,220 --> 00:08:01,720 simultaneous. This is getting sad. 147 00:08:02,040 --> 00:08:04,340 No trust means no relationship. 148 00:08:04,740 --> 00:08:06,000 I don't know that girl. 149 00:08:06,920 --> 00:08:08,320 I know exactly who she is. 150 00:08:09,040 --> 00:08:12,360 Mia Charmaine, which you would call secretly dating. 151 00:08:12,700 --> 00:08:14,660 She's a bank teller slash gangster rapper. 152 00:08:15,130 --> 00:08:16,270 A straight -up bankster. 153 00:08:16,590 --> 00:08:17,690 That's what we call him in the business. 154 00:08:18,170 --> 00:08:20,930 See, as you can tell, I'm one of those guys who like to keep it real, which is 155 00:08:20,930 --> 00:08:21,930 why I met her. 156 00:08:22,030 --> 00:08:23,110 You want to know what else is real? 157 00:08:23,790 --> 00:08:24,790 This. 158 00:08:26,170 --> 00:08:27,170 That's why I'm in trouble. 159 00:08:27,950 --> 00:08:29,070 Guess I better go handle that. 160 00:08:32,309 --> 00:08:38,250 So after that little table -flipping thingy, people 161 00:08:38,250 --> 00:08:44,110 were concerned about my anger. 162 00:08:44,760 --> 00:08:49,500 and thought I should see somebody, so Robin gave me a Groupon to his anger 163 00:08:49,500 --> 00:08:50,580 management therapist. 164 00:08:51,480 --> 00:08:53,000 Oh, there you go. 165 00:08:53,220 --> 00:08:56,620 Sometimes it's a struggle to find your comfortable place. 166 00:08:57,300 --> 00:08:58,780 How's that? 167 00:08:59,040 --> 00:09:01,040 I had no idea you were so flexible. I'm comfortable. 168 00:09:01,320 --> 00:09:05,000 All right. Now, I like to begin my session with a positive visualization. 169 00:09:05,360 --> 00:09:07,980 I'm going to close my eyes and tell you what I see, okay? 170 00:09:08,460 --> 00:09:09,980 Is this like wax on wax off? 171 00:09:10,350 --> 00:09:15,350 kind of a gold white light a rainbow light of positivity of which no 172 00:09:15,350 --> 00:09:18,090 can enter now close your eyes tell me what you see 173 00:09:18,090 --> 00:09:22,850 touche 174 00:09:25,880 --> 00:09:27,420 You are a comedian. 175 00:09:27,720 --> 00:09:30,580 It's good. We're here to release some anger. I don't really feel like you're 176 00:09:30,580 --> 00:09:33,380 taking this seriously. No, no, no. I'm taking this. I'm just not an angry guy. 177 00:09:33,440 --> 00:09:36,660 Look, something happened earlier this week with my car. It was a vintage car. 178 00:09:36,840 --> 00:09:39,620 That's it. I think the guy that did it should, you know, maybe he should 179 00:09:39,620 --> 00:09:42,880 apologize. You know, sometimes we need a little help, a little something to help 180 00:09:42,880 --> 00:09:46,880 accelerate the process of spiritual enlightenment. What is that? This is 181 00:09:46,880 --> 00:09:48,600 the prod of release. 182 00:09:50,160 --> 00:09:53,940 Help! Jamie, you mother... There we go. 183 00:09:55,440 --> 00:09:56,440 Oh, there's the anger. 184 00:09:56,600 --> 00:09:57,600 There it is. 185 00:09:57,960 --> 00:10:01,980 My grandparents grew up on a farm, so I know how farm animals get dealt with. 186 00:10:02,220 --> 00:10:05,580 But do I look like a farm animal, Mr. Anger Manager? 187 00:10:06,140 --> 00:10:09,760 There you go. Ah, there's the anger. Here we go. 188 00:10:10,660 --> 00:10:12,340 Ah, there's the anger. 189 00:10:12,660 --> 00:10:13,660 There's the anger. 190 00:10:13,840 --> 00:10:16,640 Can you feel the anger leaving your body? 191 00:10:16,840 --> 00:10:18,880 It's wonderful. You think this is wonderful? 192 00:10:19,240 --> 00:10:21,300 Absolutely. You want to feel some wonderful? 193 00:10:21,620 --> 00:10:22,620 I'll tell you. 194 00:10:27,710 --> 00:10:29,470 Do it again. Dude, stop. 195 00:10:29,870 --> 00:10:31,030 Don't keep going. 196 00:10:31,450 --> 00:10:33,370 You like that? Yeah, I love it. 197 00:10:33,770 --> 00:10:35,010 Oh, don't go. 198 00:10:43,670 --> 00:10:44,670 Hey, 199 00:10:48,690 --> 00:10:50,110 Kev. Dude. 200 00:10:52,250 --> 00:10:53,490 What are you doing? What are you doing? 201 00:10:53,890 --> 00:10:54,890 I'm new. 202 00:10:55,520 --> 00:10:58,440 Yo, you following me face on? No, I just came from the therapist. Robin hooked 203 00:10:58,440 --> 00:10:59,440 me up with the guy upstairs. 204 00:10:59,940 --> 00:11:00,699 The anger guy? 205 00:11:00,700 --> 00:11:03,760 Yeah. Yo, you know he doesn't have a license. I figured that out when he 206 00:11:03,760 --> 00:11:06,200 out a cattle prod, Kevin. But forget about that. 207 00:11:06,640 --> 00:11:10,220 As I was leaving our house this morning, I saw JB's van. 208 00:11:11,080 --> 00:11:12,600 He's about to trick your ass. 209 00:11:12,980 --> 00:11:14,200 Outside my house? Yes. 210 00:11:14,440 --> 00:11:16,140 It's going down now, Kevin. 211 00:11:16,840 --> 00:11:17,840 Okay. Yes. 212 00:11:18,220 --> 00:11:20,740 Okay. I hope you got your clean drawers on, baby. 213 00:11:27,050 --> 00:11:28,050 I knew it. 214 00:11:29,230 --> 00:11:30,270 Oh, I knew it. 215 00:11:30,510 --> 00:11:31,670 Watch out. Watch out. 216 00:11:33,250 --> 00:11:34,250 Next. 217 00:11:34,890 --> 00:11:37,690 I was here yesterday. You weren't here. 218 00:11:39,670 --> 00:11:40,830 I like to make a withdrawal. 219 00:11:41,430 --> 00:11:42,430 Two months ago. 220 00:11:42,750 --> 00:11:44,030 What are you doing here, Kevin? 221 00:11:44,530 --> 00:11:47,930 I'm here because you called my lawyer talking a bunch of nonsense about you 222 00:11:47,930 --> 00:11:51,430 being pregnant. It ain't no nonsense, okay? I am pregnant. And I'm going to 223 00:11:51,430 --> 00:11:55,890 some money, Kevin. All right? My baby needs diapers, clothes, studio time. 224 00:11:56,300 --> 00:11:57,039 Studio time? 225 00:11:57,040 --> 00:11:59,540 Mm -hmm. What the hell? You trying to tell me the baby rapping already? 226 00:12:00,320 --> 00:12:02,840 That's where it happened, and don't act like you don't remember. 227 00:12:03,100 --> 00:12:04,280 Hey, lower your voice. 228 00:12:04,500 --> 00:12:07,500 Put my business out here in this bank. You're going to have to pay me, all 229 00:12:07,500 --> 00:12:12,040 right? Or I'm going to let all of the blogs know about our baby, all right? 230 00:12:12,040 --> 00:12:15,300 I'm going to send them that video in of you sounding like a little punk. Okay. I 231 00:12:15,300 --> 00:12:18,300 keep media takeout on Speed Dabu, okay? 232 00:12:18,500 --> 00:12:22,820 So meet me tonight at the boathouse by the lake with $100 ,000. 233 00:12:23,450 --> 00:12:24,349 $100 ,000? 234 00:12:24,350 --> 00:12:27,090 That's what I said. Oh, you done bumped your big -ass head. I didn't give you no 235 00:12:27,090 --> 00:12:27,929 $100 ,000. 236 00:12:27,930 --> 00:12:30,710 I just gave you $90 ,000 to produce your last mixtape with Dre. 237 00:12:31,030 --> 00:12:32,030 You forgot about that? 238 00:12:32,550 --> 00:12:36,390 Okay, so you know what? You want to play. You want to play with me. Okay, I 239 00:12:36,390 --> 00:12:42,250 you. Look, everybody, Kevin Hardy is a little freak with a little... Hey, girl, 240 00:12:42,450 --> 00:12:43,450 put it down. 241 00:12:43,750 --> 00:12:44,750 Lower it. 242 00:12:45,150 --> 00:12:46,890 I don't know what the joke is. 243 00:12:47,610 --> 00:12:48,610 What are y 'all laughing at? 244 00:12:48,790 --> 00:12:51,250 What you need to be laughing at is that little -ass bank statement. That's what 245 00:12:51,250 --> 00:12:52,250 you need to laugh at, sir. 246 00:13:00,240 --> 00:13:01,500 This is it. This is it. 247 00:13:01,840 --> 00:13:02,840 This is it. 248 00:13:02,980 --> 00:13:08,300 As soon as I saw the bank robbers, I knew it. I said, I'm getting tripped. 249 00:13:08,540 --> 00:13:09,720 You're not going to give me this little prank. 250 00:13:09,940 --> 00:13:13,220 I'm about to reverse it. I'm about to born identity this whole situation. 251 00:13:16,800 --> 00:13:18,320 Everybody preach the robbery. 252 00:13:18,560 --> 00:13:19,279 Get out. 253 00:13:19,280 --> 00:13:20,280 Get out. 254 00:13:20,340 --> 00:13:21,620 Get out of there. 255 00:13:22,620 --> 00:13:25,180 Yo, little man, don't mean to shoot you. 256 00:13:25,660 --> 00:13:26,660 Showtime. 257 00:13:27,100 --> 00:13:29,300 Everybody stay calm. I got this. 258 00:13:30,460 --> 00:13:32,680 Y 'all done showed the wrong bank to rob today, fella. 259 00:13:33,680 --> 00:13:35,220 Time for me to kick some asses. 260 00:13:35,840 --> 00:13:36,880 Who the hell are you? 261 00:13:37,400 --> 00:13:38,780 Kevin. Boy. 262 00:13:40,140 --> 00:13:45,800 Well, I may not have a lot of bulk, but what I do have is a skill set. You dirty 263 00:13:45,800 --> 00:13:48,460 mother. I told you to get that. Oh, God. 264 00:13:49,220 --> 00:13:50,340 Get the camera out of my face. 265 00:13:53,420 --> 00:13:55,220 Camera man, stay focused. 266 00:13:55,680 --> 00:13:57,020 I don't want to hear him, man. 267 00:13:57,840 --> 00:13:58,840 That's Kevin Hart. 268 00:14:00,010 --> 00:14:01,070 That dude's hilarious. 269 00:14:02,090 --> 00:14:03,090 Okay. 270 00:14:04,290 --> 00:14:05,950 Oh, okay. Y 'all want to be real with it. 271 00:14:06,250 --> 00:14:09,370 Well, if you're going to be real, why don't you let these innocent American 272 00:14:09,370 --> 00:14:10,370 voters go? 273 00:14:10,430 --> 00:14:11,409 You want me? 274 00:14:11,410 --> 00:14:12,450 I don't have no weapons. 275 00:14:12,670 --> 00:14:14,250 Huh? But I got money. 276 00:14:14,610 --> 00:14:15,610 You want money? 277 00:14:15,690 --> 00:14:19,690 Huh? Take the cash. That's 20 grand in unmarked bills. I need that. Take it. 278 00:14:19,690 --> 00:14:20,690 why are you in a giving mood? 279 00:14:20,810 --> 00:14:21,810 Let me get them sneakers. 280 00:14:22,270 --> 00:14:24,130 That means the lives of these civilians? 281 00:14:24,650 --> 00:14:25,589 You got them. 282 00:14:25,590 --> 00:14:27,290 It means your life. Okay. 283 00:14:27,510 --> 00:14:28,850 You got it. Take it. 284 00:14:29,500 --> 00:14:31,180 Take it all. Let me get that watch, too. 285 00:14:31,380 --> 00:14:34,560 You can have it because it's about time for you to get out of here. Yeah, I want 286 00:14:34,560 --> 00:14:37,160 the shirt, too. You know what? You don't have to ask for nothing else. 287 00:14:37,440 --> 00:14:38,660 I'll give you everything you want. 288 00:14:39,160 --> 00:14:40,160 You want the shirt? 289 00:14:40,220 --> 00:14:41,220 These are my fans. 290 00:14:41,540 --> 00:14:43,080 These are loyal citizens. 291 00:14:44,260 --> 00:14:45,640 Take it all. 292 00:14:47,520 --> 00:14:49,040 Take it and get your asses out of here. 293 00:14:49,920 --> 00:14:51,480 You drive a Porsche? 294 00:14:52,380 --> 00:14:55,660 Listen, listen. Hey, hey, look. I'm not Faison. Don't mess with my car. I 295 00:14:55,660 --> 00:14:57,460 sincerely love Kevin Hart, too. 296 00:14:58,010 --> 00:15:01,870 I got 20 stacks, a Porsche, and a $30 ,000 watch. 297 00:15:02,830 --> 00:15:05,230 Now I wonder where Steve Harvey been at. 298 00:15:05,470 --> 00:15:06,690 Get out of here! 299 00:15:09,230 --> 00:15:10,230 No, 300 00:15:14,090 --> 00:15:17,690 no, no, hey, hey, listen, listen, stop. It wasn't me by myself. 301 00:15:19,410 --> 00:15:21,530 Hey, let me get the other two actors back here. 302 00:15:32,040 --> 00:15:33,680 I was racist until today. 303 00:15:34,100 --> 00:15:36,020 That little monkey saved my life. 304 00:15:36,420 --> 00:15:37,460 Go, Obama. 305 00:15:44,200 --> 00:15:45,920 Thanks for calling, man. 306 00:15:48,000 --> 00:15:49,440 You got me, JB. 307 00:15:49,880 --> 00:15:50,880 I'm tricked. 308 00:15:51,040 --> 00:15:52,040 Where you at, man? 309 00:16:28,849 --> 00:16:33,530 Well, I want to thank you for the movie. 310 00:16:34,000 --> 00:16:35,000 for the clothes. 311 00:16:35,080 --> 00:16:37,000 Just let me know where to send them. 312 00:16:37,340 --> 00:16:38,340 Send them? 313 00:16:38,460 --> 00:16:41,060 I want you to bring them to my house. What? 314 00:16:41,960 --> 00:16:44,560 Unwashed. My address is in your pocket. 315 00:16:44,760 --> 00:16:46,200 Okay. Your cup. 316 00:16:46,420 --> 00:16:48,060 Your cup. Keep them. 317 00:16:48,640 --> 00:16:49,640 Bring me the clothes. 318 00:16:50,520 --> 00:16:51,600 Why didn't I think of that? 319 00:17:07,690 --> 00:17:09,430 No, Charmaine. How about we start with that? 320 00:17:09,650 --> 00:17:12,050 Okay? Second of all, no, I don't have your money. 321 00:17:12,270 --> 00:17:15,210 See, that is why I don't deal with you. I'm telling you. Charmaine, the bank 322 00:17:15,210 --> 00:17:18,390 robbers took the money. You hear me? I don't have it. The bank robbers got it. 323 00:17:19,170 --> 00:17:23,750 Why do the bank robbers got my money, Kevin? Okay. Huh? How do the bank 324 00:17:23,750 --> 00:17:24,750 got my money? 325 00:17:24,970 --> 00:17:26,510 My baby was going to need a tattoo. 326 00:17:27,150 --> 00:17:28,970 A tattoo of what? The baby's a fetus. 327 00:17:29,330 --> 00:17:33,030 Listen to me. Listen to me. Stop. Stop. Stop walking. Stop it. 328 00:17:33,230 --> 00:17:36,390 Stop. You have no idea what my day has been like today. 329 00:17:36,760 --> 00:17:37,760 Okay, I'm at a bank. 330 00:17:38,160 --> 00:17:40,840 I get my money taken and stuff. 331 00:17:41,160 --> 00:17:44,540 I'm out here in the... Kevin, are you crying? 332 00:17:45,120 --> 00:17:48,480 No. My allergies just act up when I get sad. 333 00:17:48,860 --> 00:17:51,200 I just need a hug. 334 00:17:51,480 --> 00:17:53,740 You need a hug? I got your hug, boo. 335 00:18:06,990 --> 00:18:08,630 I knew it. You didn't get me. 336 00:18:14,610 --> 00:18:17,570 What are you crying about? 337 00:18:18,370 --> 00:18:20,850 What's all that right there? Because I'm emotional. Tell him, man. 338 00:18:37,830 --> 00:18:38,830 That was crazy. 339 00:18:39,170 --> 00:18:40,950 Wait a minute. Wait a minute. So, boys, hold on. 340 00:18:41,230 --> 00:18:43,890 So, you're saying that Nicole got tricked. That was a lie? 341 00:18:44,170 --> 00:18:45,250 That was actually true. 342 00:18:45,930 --> 00:18:47,710 What I was hoping all this was to trick me. 343 00:18:48,550 --> 00:18:51,650 Damn. Good bit, Kevin. What? Look at that camera right there. Tell them what 344 00:18:51,650 --> 00:18:53,110 just happened to you. Tell them what happened to you. 345 00:18:53,330 --> 00:18:54,690 Give it up. Give it up. 346 00:18:54,930 --> 00:18:55,930 Hey. 347 00:18:56,590 --> 00:18:58,250 Yo, I'm Kevin Hart. 348 00:18:58,970 --> 00:19:00,830 And I just been tricked. You know what I mean? 349 00:19:01,970 --> 00:19:02,970 This is crazy. 350 00:19:03,310 --> 00:19:04,310 The bank robbery. 351 00:19:04,450 --> 00:19:05,970 I mean, them taking my car. 352 00:19:06,680 --> 00:19:09,140 Y 'all had me. Like, for a second, y 'all had me there. 353 00:19:09,660 --> 00:19:10,539 It's crazy. 354 00:19:10,540 --> 00:19:11,540 Oh, that part was real. 355 00:19:12,160 --> 00:19:13,620 What are you talking about? 356 00:19:14,000 --> 00:19:15,940 The robbery wasn't part of the trick. 357 00:19:16,540 --> 00:19:19,780 Your money, your car, your sneakers, all that's gone. 358 00:19:20,180 --> 00:19:21,960 You got double tricks. 359 00:19:22,720 --> 00:19:23,720 Are you serious? 360 00:19:23,920 --> 00:19:24,920 I'm dead serious. 361 00:19:25,060 --> 00:19:28,500 Hey, uh... Yo, turn the camera off. I want to talk to the camera. 362 00:19:28,820 --> 00:19:29,779 No, no, no. 363 00:19:29,780 --> 00:19:31,580 Are you serious right now? Uh -huh. 364 00:19:33,760 --> 00:19:34,760 Oh, man! 365 00:19:36,670 --> 00:19:40,910 I really lost it. Guess I need some white gold and rainbow light of 366 00:19:41,910 --> 00:19:44,490 Mr. Hart, why are you angry? 367 00:19:46,710 --> 00:19:47,770 I'm not angry. 368 00:19:49,390 --> 00:19:51,310 Never me. People around me. 369 00:19:51,690 --> 00:19:53,430 I'm good. 370 00:19:53,750 --> 00:19:56,230 I'm in a different place. 371 00:19:56,950 --> 00:19:59,290 This is the prod of release. 372 00:20:01,900 --> 00:20:04,660 We're not going to take this seriously. We could shut the company down. On an 373 00:20:04,660 --> 00:20:07,740 all -new second -generation weigh -in, can they keep it together? 374 00:20:08,160 --> 00:20:09,160 It's my mom. 375 00:20:09,600 --> 00:20:11,740 This is stupid. This isn't fun and games, Dante. 376 00:20:11,940 --> 00:20:15,780 Second -generation weigh -ins, all -new episode coming up next on BET. We got 377 00:20:15,780 --> 00:20:16,780 you. 378 00:20:17,060 --> 00:20:20,660 Last season on Let's Stay Together, Crystal found out her man is in the 379 00:20:20,660 --> 00:20:21,660 I'm great. 380 00:20:21,760 --> 00:20:22,760 Darkenia's boyfriend? 381 00:20:23,040 --> 00:20:25,080 Say what now? Love is complicated. 382 00:20:25,340 --> 00:20:28,000 Find out what happens next on an all -new season of Let's Stay Together. 383 00:20:28,140 --> 00:20:30,220 Premieres Tuesday, March 26th at 11 on BET. 384 00:20:30,500 --> 00:20:31,940 Nobody's got you like we got you. 28146

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