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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:03,090 --> 00:00:05,190 Previously, on The Real Husbands of Hollywood. 2 00:00:05,630 --> 00:00:06,569 Are you serious? 3 00:00:06,570 --> 00:00:08,050 Yes, I'm serious. 4 00:00:08,330 --> 00:00:10,650 Well, it's hard to believe, Esther. Because this is what you do. 5 00:00:11,030 --> 00:00:14,430 Go to the club, meet nice girls with beautiful bodies. 6 00:00:14,870 --> 00:00:15,249 Stop, stop. 7 00:00:15,250 --> 00:00:17,990 Okay? You're talking about a younger version of Kevin. 8 00:00:18,210 --> 00:00:20,410 This is a different version. Girl, I'm a man now. 9 00:00:20,790 --> 00:00:22,050 I'm looking for a brain. 10 00:00:23,010 --> 00:00:25,030 That's what you got. You got a brain, girl. 11 00:00:25,850 --> 00:00:27,110 You know how important that is? 12 00:00:27,870 --> 00:00:29,330 To have a mental connection? 13 00:00:30,430 --> 00:00:32,750 And we have this. Why would you even question it? 14 00:00:33,110 --> 00:00:35,890 You think that this is a coincidence that we're here? 15 00:00:36,170 --> 00:00:40,090 No, I think you did it on purpose. No, Esther, this is somebody's plan. 16 00:00:40,850 --> 00:00:43,050 Yours. Somebody bigger than us. This is spiritual. 17 00:00:44,290 --> 00:00:45,370 I'm serious, Esther. 18 00:00:46,010 --> 00:00:47,350 I'm just going to come out and say it. 19 00:00:49,030 --> 00:00:50,670 I'm trying to spend the rest of my life with you. 20 00:00:52,330 --> 00:00:54,850 The rest of your life? I wouldn't say it if I didn't mean it. 21 00:01:03,900 --> 00:01:05,340 Maybe we should finish the conversation. 22 00:01:05,940 --> 00:01:06,940 Yep. 23 00:01:08,180 --> 00:01:09,900 I'm just going to straighten up. Go ahead. 24 00:01:11,680 --> 00:01:18,520 The rest 25 00:01:18,520 --> 00:01:20,780 of my life starts over in the morning. 26 00:01:23,540 --> 00:01:24,700 I heard you, Kevin. 27 00:01:45,160 --> 00:01:47,940 Today I'm meeting the fellas about this spot we're thinking about investing in 28 00:01:47,940 --> 00:01:51,980 called Karma. This is it. Since Shane's doing the deal, it should be called Bad 29 00:01:51,980 --> 00:01:56,300 Karma. This is the dining room. It holds about 75 people. I love this, man. 30 00:01:56,360 --> 00:01:59,920 Yeah, we could put my band over there. Put a DJ booth over there. You know what 31 00:01:59,920 --> 00:02:00,419 I mean? 32 00:02:00,420 --> 00:02:03,460 Open mic night. I could perform here every once in a while. I like how you 33 00:02:03,460 --> 00:02:06,540 it. Free entertainment is always good, baby. I mean, I don't know about free. I 34 00:02:06,540 --> 00:02:07,940 mean, I don't even sing for Paula for free. 35 00:02:08,419 --> 00:02:11,020 All right, that's even better. We'll cover charge at the door. Y 'all, check 36 00:02:11,020 --> 00:02:13,440 this out, y 'all. I like the cubism. You're going to love it. 37 00:02:15,370 --> 00:02:16,410 What you think? What you think? 38 00:02:16,710 --> 00:02:17,710 You like it? 39 00:02:18,210 --> 00:02:19,210 Oh, 40 00:02:19,930 --> 00:02:23,110 man. One of us is definitely getting a divorce. That's what I'm talking about. 41 00:02:23,330 --> 00:02:24,870 What you think, Kev? This is great. 42 00:02:25,150 --> 00:02:28,490 You like it? I love it. Check it out, guys. We got 4 ,000 square feet. And for 43 00:02:28,490 --> 00:02:31,250 50 Gs a piece, we own this joint, man. 44 00:02:31,490 --> 00:02:35,330 50 Gs? Oh, man. We can get some go -go dancers, put some French Revolution art 45 00:02:35,330 --> 00:02:37,350 on the walls. This is crazy, man. 50 Gs? 46 00:02:37,890 --> 00:02:43,030 50 Gs. That's it. I got three Gs for you. Get the hell out of here, Shake. 47 00:02:43,310 --> 00:02:44,830 You're telling me it's 50 Gs for all this? 48 00:02:45,130 --> 00:02:45,948 What's the catch? 49 00:02:45,950 --> 00:02:47,210 There is no catch, Kev. 50 00:02:47,430 --> 00:02:48,430 I know people. 51 00:02:48,610 --> 00:02:51,070 Oh, okay. And I know Dwayne. 52 00:02:51,290 --> 00:02:55,090 We call Dwayne Shake because everything he does feels a little shaky. 53 00:02:56,250 --> 00:02:57,250 Feel that? 54 00:02:58,050 --> 00:02:59,210 He just walked by. 55 00:03:00,350 --> 00:03:03,930 Hey, Kev, I ran the numbers, man. It's a great damn deal. Well, you tell this 56 00:03:03,930 --> 00:03:05,830 dude. I ran the numbers, man. You ran the numbers, JB? 57 00:03:06,130 --> 00:03:08,830 I ran the numbers. Tell me how you count the $50 ,000. On your fingers and toes? 58 00:03:09,390 --> 00:03:12,790 Dumbass. Shut up, Kevin. Shut up, JB. Shut your ass up. You shut your ass up. 59 00:03:12,790 --> 00:03:14,590 Shut your ass up, Kevin. Shut up. Shut up, Kevin. 60 00:03:14,810 --> 00:03:16,590 Telling me to shut up? Think I'm stupid? 61 00:03:17,290 --> 00:03:18,290 There's a catch. 62 00:03:18,830 --> 00:03:21,570 Oliver, let's go. I'm not going to do this. Great deal. What doesn't make 63 00:03:21,570 --> 00:03:22,549 Okay, okay, okay, okay. 64 00:03:22,550 --> 00:03:25,290 The guy that used to own it got murdered and his widow wants to sell it. 65 00:03:25,850 --> 00:03:26,850 Murdered? Yeah. 66 00:03:26,990 --> 00:03:28,410 Shake, I'm in here touching stuff. 67 00:03:28,810 --> 00:03:30,230 What's the name of this club? Cold Case? 68 00:03:31,070 --> 00:03:32,290 Oliver, wipe my prints off. 69 00:03:32,610 --> 00:03:33,610 I can't believe you. 70 00:03:34,210 --> 00:03:35,290 What else, Shake? 71 00:03:36,170 --> 00:03:37,170 Tell me what else. 72 00:03:37,490 --> 00:03:38,490 She killed him. 73 00:03:38,709 --> 00:03:42,670 Wow. But look, if we act fast, right, we can take ownership before she gets a 74 00:03:42,670 --> 00:03:43,670 verdict. 75 00:03:44,070 --> 00:03:47,130 Before she gets a verdict. Yeah, turn a negative into a positive. I like that. 76 00:03:47,130 --> 00:03:48,029 Oh, okay. 77 00:03:48,030 --> 00:03:49,030 What else, Shaq? 78 00:03:50,810 --> 00:03:54,370 What else? Why do you think there's something else? Because I know you. What 79 00:03:54,370 --> 00:03:54,849 you mean? 80 00:03:54,850 --> 00:03:56,990 Okay, there's a $5 million balloon payment. 81 00:03:57,490 --> 00:03:58,409 Oh, okay. 82 00:03:58,410 --> 00:04:01,750 What else, Shaq? We got 36 months to pay it back, Kevin. Oh, that's funny. 83 00:04:01,990 --> 00:04:03,790 Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa. 84 00:04:04,370 --> 00:04:06,710 Why would we pay $5 million for a damn balloon? 85 00:04:07,170 --> 00:04:08,170 What kind of balloon? 86 00:04:08,300 --> 00:04:12,080 Is it not a balloon? Is it a blimp? JB, JB, shut up! And this is who rang the 87 00:04:12,080 --> 00:04:13,700 numbers? Come on, man. 88 00:04:14,140 --> 00:04:17,000 Okay, and to answer your question, we wouldn't pay $5 million. 89 00:04:17,360 --> 00:04:21,000 Come on, JB, we're leaving. This is whack. We out. Hey, talk to him, Nick. 90 00:04:21,220 --> 00:04:23,740 Look, the margins are good. It's minimal exposure. 91 00:04:24,640 --> 00:04:25,640 It's a pretty good deal. 92 00:04:25,780 --> 00:04:28,980 Oh, thank you. The margins are good, huh? 93 00:04:29,460 --> 00:04:30,900 Let me ask you something, Nickelodeon. 94 00:04:31,260 --> 00:04:32,360 How you gonna make your payment? 95 00:04:32,730 --> 00:04:34,270 What, Mimi going to give you a cash advance? 96 00:04:34,630 --> 00:04:35,630 Oh. 97 00:04:35,890 --> 00:04:37,470 No, no, no. It needs to be said. 98 00:04:37,690 --> 00:04:39,890 Let me see what I got in my wallet. Show me. 99 00:04:40,550 --> 00:04:43,990 Maybe it's that America's Got Talent check. There you go. Or the Incredible 100 00:04:43,990 --> 00:04:46,610 Headphones check. Or maybe the Wildin' Out check. 101 00:04:46,910 --> 00:04:51,390 That's right next to the HBO Boxing check. Right behind my Teen Nick 102 00:04:51,390 --> 00:04:52,390 check. 103 00:04:53,170 --> 00:04:56,810 Hold on. Let me look at my colorful socks. Oh, don't go in the sock, Nick. 104 00:04:56,810 --> 00:04:57,449 are colorful. 105 00:04:57,450 --> 00:05:01,130 A blank check from Mariah. You right, Kevin. I might as well just spend that. 106 00:05:01,920 --> 00:05:02,920 Give me that damn banana. 107 00:05:04,380 --> 00:05:05,420 I unpeeled it. 108 00:05:11,540 --> 00:05:12,640 It's a good deal, cab. 109 00:05:13,460 --> 00:05:14,900 People died in here, Shake. 110 00:05:16,020 --> 00:05:17,480 Is a dead body under here? 111 00:05:17,960 --> 00:05:18,960 Let's go, guys. 112 00:05:19,220 --> 00:05:21,860 I don't trust Shake. I don't care what he says. 113 00:05:22,160 --> 00:05:24,420 I don't care what he's talking about. I just don't trust him. 114 00:05:24,860 --> 00:05:27,520 Shake's got a medical disorder anyway, so I don't want to trust him either. 115 00:05:28,300 --> 00:05:30,320 Damn. Who the hell is that? 116 00:05:30,810 --> 00:05:31,810 I know her. 117 00:05:32,110 --> 00:05:34,130 First name Ada, last name Yoli. 118 00:05:34,430 --> 00:05:35,470 Oh, that's funny, JB. 119 00:05:35,790 --> 00:05:37,390 My first name is Valter. 120 00:05:37,830 --> 00:05:38,870 Last name is Smash. 121 00:05:39,710 --> 00:05:42,570 Your boss, you don't want to do that. What are you doing, Oliver? 122 00:05:42,870 --> 00:05:44,970 It's all right. It's all right. It's a new thing, man. Go and get that. 123 00:05:46,010 --> 00:05:47,650 What are you doing? That's Bella Gonzalez. 124 00:05:48,050 --> 00:05:50,410 Exactly. Sugar Shane Mosley's girl. You're damn right. 125 00:05:50,890 --> 00:05:53,390 That's his truck right there. He's going to knock the foot in the lock, Kevin 126 00:05:53,390 --> 00:05:54,390 Bass. 127 00:05:54,590 --> 00:05:55,590 I'm going to get all of you. 128 00:05:56,370 --> 00:05:57,370 I'm Bella. 129 00:05:57,730 --> 00:05:58,649 I'm Kevin. 130 00:05:58,650 --> 00:06:01,330 Bella. Sweet Bella. Yo, Kev. What's up, man? 131 00:06:01,630 --> 00:06:02,630 Oh, what up, boy? 132 00:06:02,990 --> 00:06:05,830 Shane. Give me a second. I'm handling some business with this young lady. 133 00:06:06,170 --> 00:06:09,270 About this lady? Yeah, Shane. Give me a second, man. Do me a favor. Go over 134 00:06:09,270 --> 00:06:10,249 there and spar with my friend. 135 00:06:10,250 --> 00:06:13,270 Say your last couple of fights. He can use the train. Go ahead, little man. 136 00:06:13,550 --> 00:06:14,069 No, man. 137 00:06:14,070 --> 00:06:15,070 That's my girl, man. 138 00:06:15,550 --> 00:06:19,090 Impossible. There's no way that's your girl. What, you a comedian now? Stop it, 139 00:06:19,130 --> 00:06:20,130 dude. 140 00:06:20,150 --> 00:06:21,150 You his girl. 141 00:06:22,050 --> 00:06:23,530 Actually, I am his girl. 142 00:06:28,470 --> 00:06:30,910 You were tired from whooping ass or something, didn't you? 143 00:06:32,650 --> 00:06:34,410 You got some pretty ass eyes, man. 144 00:06:35,150 --> 00:06:36,150 Damn. 145 00:06:36,430 --> 00:06:37,650 It's like looking in the coffin. 146 00:06:38,410 --> 00:06:39,410 Come on. 147 00:06:45,090 --> 00:06:50,910 You got some pretty ass eyes, man. 148 00:06:51,170 --> 00:06:52,170 Damn. 149 00:06:56,040 --> 00:06:58,140 Who are you talking to? I'm not talking to you. No. 150 00:06:58,420 --> 00:06:59,960 You don't know this about me. I got a condition. 151 00:07:00,280 --> 00:07:04,600 I got Tourette's. So, from time to time, I'm talking... You get what I'm saying? 152 00:07:04,760 --> 00:07:08,760 I don't have control over it. It's a disorder, you know? But what was going 153 00:07:08,860 --> 00:07:12,760 me and Bella were talking, which... God, she's fine. What? No, no. 154 00:07:13,320 --> 00:07:17,120 And from my Tourette's perspective, that's not me. But we were talking about 155 00:07:17,120 --> 00:07:20,360 charity that I was trying to get you to fight in, right? What charity? 156 00:07:20,960 --> 00:07:23,440 It's a charity for kids with Tourette's, like me. 157 00:07:24,060 --> 00:07:27,580 Yeah, I'll do it if I can pick my victim. Yeah, of course. 158 00:07:28,540 --> 00:07:31,320 Nick Cannon would be somebody good for you to fight. How about you? 159 00:07:32,260 --> 00:07:34,020 You done lost your mind if you think I'm sorry. 160 00:07:34,440 --> 00:07:38,080 That's not me. That's Tourette's again. If it's me and you, let's do something 161 00:07:38,080 --> 00:07:40,080 different like skip a walk race. 162 00:07:40,340 --> 00:07:42,880 You have a walk race? Have your people call my people, mother. 163 00:07:43,300 --> 00:07:45,920 Okay. That's not Tourette. I know. That was your finger. Right. 164 00:07:46,360 --> 00:07:49,120 Right. Come on, baby. Let's go. Cool. Y 'all get out of here, man. 165 00:07:50,320 --> 00:07:52,820 Bye, Kevin. Shane, just for you to know, she blew a kiss at me. 166 00:07:53,480 --> 00:07:56,760 Not in a, like, hook -up -with -me way, but you just should know what your 167 00:07:56,760 --> 00:07:57,479 girl's doing. 168 00:07:57,480 --> 00:07:58,720 All right, guys. Hey, drive safe. 169 00:08:02,280 --> 00:08:03,280 Right. 170 00:08:03,840 --> 00:08:05,160 What the... Dad, Oliver. 171 00:08:05,800 --> 00:08:08,240 I tried to warn you about a car. You didn't try to warn me about nothing. 172 00:08:08,900 --> 00:08:11,340 He's supposed to be my bodyguard. I'm your assistant. You're my everything. 173 00:08:11,900 --> 00:08:13,060 Yo, was that Shane and Bella? 174 00:08:13,960 --> 00:08:15,900 Yeah. Kevin pushed up on his girl. 175 00:08:16,140 --> 00:08:17,140 Yo, shut up, JB. 176 00:08:17,540 --> 00:08:19,760 Yo. You hit on Bella, you still alive? 177 00:08:19,980 --> 00:08:22,900 That was smart. Talking him into a whole charity fight thing. I had to think of 178 00:08:22,900 --> 00:08:24,260 something. Charity fight with who? 179 00:08:24,480 --> 00:08:25,800 A charity fight with Kevin. 180 00:08:26,100 --> 00:08:27,880 What? Shane's going to donate an ass whooping. 181 00:08:28,200 --> 00:08:31,920 And I got it all right here. Give me the phones, baby. No. 182 00:08:32,159 --> 00:08:34,260 Let me see that. 183 00:08:34,580 --> 00:08:37,260 I'm going to get your ass in the car. I got something for you. I got something 184 00:08:37,260 --> 00:08:38,260 for you. I got something for you. 185 00:08:40,320 --> 00:08:43,039 You got to see this dude, man. Get right here. Watch this. Look. 186 00:08:44,880 --> 00:08:46,020 This thing is getting out of hand. 187 00:08:46,460 --> 00:08:47,980 You mean me fight Shane Mosley? 188 00:08:49,160 --> 00:08:51,240 How would I get in the ring with one of the best boxers of all time? 189 00:08:51,600 --> 00:08:52,600 I'm a comic. 190 00:08:52,640 --> 00:08:54,260 I can't be slurring my words. 191 00:08:55,340 --> 00:08:58,540 But now Twitterverse is going crazy. I mean, everybody wants to see me fight 192 00:08:58,540 --> 00:08:59,540 Shane. 193 00:08:59,860 --> 00:09:00,839 I'm in trouble. 194 00:09:00,840 --> 00:09:03,440 There was only one person who could get me out of this situation. 195 00:09:03,980 --> 00:09:05,420 My attorney, the big P. 196 00:09:06,060 --> 00:09:07,520 Trina Shaw is what I call her. 197 00:09:07,880 --> 00:09:11,940 I cannot get you out of this situation, Kevin. JB's video has gone viral. 198 00:09:12,320 --> 00:09:17,020 It's all over YouTube, Worldstar, Boss Up, The Huffington Post, and my personal 199 00:09:17,020 --> 00:09:20,680 favorite, Porn Cave. You're telling me right now that I can't get out of a 200 00:09:20,680 --> 00:09:22,820 because of some video that JB put on the web? 201 00:09:23,060 --> 00:09:25,160 Stop. And I'm on Porn Cave? 202 00:09:25,580 --> 00:09:26,580 Are you serious? 203 00:09:26,700 --> 00:09:27,700 Yes. 204 00:09:27,740 --> 00:09:28,820 Oh, this is huge. 205 00:09:29,240 --> 00:09:30,800 I'm like Mr. Magnum right now. 206 00:09:31,040 --> 00:09:32,840 Yo, you know how much ass I'm about to get because of this? 207 00:09:33,380 --> 00:09:34,380 Endless. 208 00:09:34,480 --> 00:09:35,439 Endless ass. 209 00:09:35,440 --> 00:09:36,440 Do you hear me? 210 00:09:36,810 --> 00:09:37,489 I'm sorry. 211 00:09:37,490 --> 00:09:38,490 What are you laughing for? 212 00:09:38,870 --> 00:09:41,810 Why are you laughing? I'm sorry. It's just a comparison between you and Mr. 213 00:09:42,170 --> 00:09:45,050 Magnum. You don't know what I have, so don't do that. You've never seen my 214 00:09:45,050 --> 00:09:47,870 equipment, okay? I don't want to. Why are we talking about this? I'm not going 215 00:09:47,870 --> 00:09:50,010 to do it, Trina. You are going to do it. I'm not going to do it. This is why I 216 00:09:50,010 --> 00:09:51,950 can't get you out of it, Kevin, because it's in ink. 217 00:09:53,150 --> 00:09:57,170 Comedian Ink's charity belt. Trina, I made that up. Well, guess what? It's 218 00:09:57,290 --> 00:10:00,810 I've been getting e -mails, phone calls all day long congratulating you on 219 00:10:00,810 --> 00:10:02,650 coming out of the closet about your condition. 220 00:10:03,310 --> 00:10:04,870 You are the Frank Ocean of Tourette. 221 00:10:05,130 --> 00:10:08,040 Huh? All right, first of all, how did it go for me and Mr. Mack and Frank Ocean? 222 00:10:08,300 --> 00:10:09,300 Huh? Look, 223 00:10:09,940 --> 00:10:10,839 listen to me. 224 00:10:10,840 --> 00:10:12,600 Trina, I'm not going to do it. 225 00:10:13,180 --> 00:10:17,400 Okay, your Tourette's is getting worse. Trina, don't. Come here, come here. 226 00:10:17,680 --> 00:10:19,140 You are going to do it. I don't like this. 227 00:10:19,340 --> 00:10:20,960 You are going to do it. Ask me why. 228 00:10:22,709 --> 00:10:26,230 Why? Because Shane is going to donate $100 ,000. 229 00:10:26,670 --> 00:10:27,670 He's giving me $100 ,000? 230 00:10:27,970 --> 00:10:31,030 No, he's not giving you $100 ,000. Why would he do that? That's ridiculous. 231 00:10:31,270 --> 00:10:35,170 He's going to donate $100 ,000 to your charity for every round that you stay in 232 00:10:35,170 --> 00:10:36,430 the ring with him. I don't care. 233 00:10:37,070 --> 00:10:39,990 If you don't do it, then you are going to let the kids down and your career 234 00:10:39,990 --> 00:10:42,950 be over, Kevin. You'll be back to doing open mic at the laugh house. First of 235 00:10:42,950 --> 00:10:44,390 all, them kids. 236 00:10:44,830 --> 00:10:45,930 Okay? I don't know them kids. 237 00:10:46,150 --> 00:10:48,910 Okay? I said it. I'm not going to do it. I'm not going to do it, Trina. 238 00:10:49,160 --> 00:10:51,400 I don't care what you say. What you're going to do, you're going to fix it. 239 00:10:51,480 --> 00:10:52,480 You're going to get me out of the fight. 240 00:10:52,620 --> 00:10:56,900 Done. I can't get you out of the fight is what I'm trying to explain to you. 241 00:10:56,900 --> 00:10:59,460 done frustrated me. You done pushed me to the limit. 242 00:10:59,700 --> 00:11:01,080 Okay? This is what I think about this. 243 00:11:01,340 --> 00:11:05,100 This whole fight, this whole little situation. Are you trying to risk paper? 244 00:11:05,100 --> 00:11:06,300 Made me mad is what it did. 245 00:11:06,540 --> 00:11:07,640 Is that what you're trying to do? 246 00:11:08,100 --> 00:11:09,100 I'm going to get scissors. 247 00:11:09,180 --> 00:11:10,180 I'm going to show you. 248 00:11:11,100 --> 00:11:13,140 You're going to need more than that for the charity bout. 249 00:11:15,380 --> 00:11:16,380 Mr. Magnum. 250 00:11:23,010 --> 00:11:26,850 Trina warned me that Kevin might try to punk out at a Mosley fight, but I can't 251 00:11:26,850 --> 00:11:30,950 let that happen. I already sold the pay -per -view rights to Showtime and Comedy 252 00:11:30,950 --> 00:11:32,330 Central and the Soft Porn Channel. 253 00:11:32,710 --> 00:11:36,230 So me and Nick rushed over to the Cuban seed to talk some sense into the little 254 00:11:36,230 --> 00:11:38,870 bastard. So you sold what to who? 255 00:11:39,310 --> 00:11:40,390 It sold itself. 256 00:11:40,850 --> 00:11:44,490 When the fight was announced, everybody wanted to see the ass -whooping of the 257 00:11:44,490 --> 00:11:47,710 century. Hey, hey, hey, but of course you'll be doing the ass -whooping. 258 00:11:49,439 --> 00:11:53,420 Hey, my question, how much does my boss make out of this deal? 259 00:11:53,720 --> 00:11:54,720 Good question. 260 00:11:54,960 --> 00:11:58,960 How much do you make, Oliver? I make $600 a week. Okay, check this out. After 261 00:11:58,960 --> 00:12:00,760 this deal, you'll still be making $600 a week. 262 00:12:01,840 --> 00:12:05,320 You know what I'm saying? Now go get me a stogie, man. Do what you do. 263 00:12:05,580 --> 00:12:07,680 Hey, you can't talk to Oliver like that. 264 00:12:09,240 --> 00:12:10,240 What do you say, Oliver? 265 00:12:10,780 --> 00:12:12,080 Go get the damn stogie. 266 00:12:12,900 --> 00:12:13,900 You don't listen. 267 00:12:15,200 --> 00:12:17,760 Yeah, I make six Benjamins a week. 268 00:12:18,520 --> 00:12:19,940 But I also spit on your Cuban. 269 00:12:22,520 --> 00:12:23,620 Love me some Cubans. 270 00:12:24,560 --> 00:12:26,180 Look, Kev, I get it. 271 00:12:26,940 --> 00:12:31,220 You don't need the money. We understand that. What about your KWTS kids? 272 00:12:31,700 --> 00:12:35,040 What are you talking about KWTS kids? I made that up. After I made it up, then 273 00:12:35,040 --> 00:12:37,280 they made the organization up. It's not even real, drummer boy. 274 00:12:39,020 --> 00:12:40,020 Oh, no, it's real. 275 00:12:40,340 --> 00:12:41,940 So we done signed the contracts. 276 00:12:42,280 --> 00:12:45,720 We done put the billboards up. The ring is up. I done spent Mariah's money up. 277 00:12:45,780 --> 00:12:46,780 You fighting. 278 00:12:46,990 --> 00:12:48,190 Hey, you better get out of my face, Nick. 279 00:12:48,510 --> 00:12:49,510 I'm serious, man. 280 00:12:50,170 --> 00:12:51,310 Hey. Whoa, whoa. 281 00:12:51,750 --> 00:12:56,390 Nick, come on. Nick, Nick. Come on, man. It ain't all about you. It ain't all 282 00:12:56,390 --> 00:12:59,950 about you. Nick, man, that's what's about the kids, Kevin. I don't give a 283 00:12:59,950 --> 00:13:03,090 about them kids, Nick. I know you don't give a damn about the kids. Why don't 284 00:13:03,090 --> 00:13:04,390 you try walking in their shoes sometime? 285 00:13:04,770 --> 00:13:06,270 You wear the damn same size. 286 00:13:07,290 --> 00:13:09,350 Little foot bath. Let him go. Let him go. 287 00:13:09,990 --> 00:13:12,170 Hey. Hey, Kevin. Why are you picking on Nick? 288 00:13:12,510 --> 00:13:13,870 Stop flip -flopping, Romney. 289 00:13:14,090 --> 00:13:15,090 Whatever, man. 290 00:13:15,670 --> 00:13:16,670 Nick. 291 00:13:16,740 --> 00:13:18,360 Nick got some damn nerves, man. 292 00:13:19,460 --> 00:13:20,660 That's fire right there, baby. 293 00:13:21,080 --> 00:13:22,360 You feel that? That's fire. 294 00:13:22,660 --> 00:13:23,619 Check it out. 295 00:13:23,620 --> 00:13:26,020 Sugar Shane is retired and old. 296 00:13:26,480 --> 00:13:29,300 Right now, that man sitting right now in Denny's with his teeth on the table 297 00:13:29,300 --> 00:13:30,300 eating soup. 298 00:13:30,520 --> 00:13:33,260 Right? He's old. He's old as hell. 299 00:13:33,500 --> 00:13:36,620 You're a young warrior. And Bella, that's not his girlfriend. 300 00:13:36,960 --> 00:13:37,960 That's his nurse. 301 00:13:38,420 --> 00:13:39,640 That's his damn nurse. 302 00:13:40,060 --> 00:13:41,180 This is a charity event. 303 00:13:41,380 --> 00:13:43,820 He's going to come in that charity event, right? He's not going to prepare. 304 00:13:44,080 --> 00:13:46,600 He's not going to work out. He's not going to do this. 305 00:13:47,050 --> 00:13:48,170 Because he's fighting you. 306 00:13:48,430 --> 00:13:49,369 Shut up, Oliver. 307 00:13:49,370 --> 00:13:51,290 I'm just making the point you was making. Shut up. 308 00:13:52,550 --> 00:13:55,670 Me and Bum Dummy Brown right here are going to train you. We're going to get 309 00:13:55,670 --> 00:13:58,090 right. You're going to get in that ring and you're going to be fire. 310 00:13:58,330 --> 00:13:59,330 You're going to be a beast. 311 00:13:59,470 --> 00:14:00,950 A beast. A beast of a little beast. 312 00:14:01,370 --> 00:14:02,370 You think I'm going to be a beast? 313 00:14:02,430 --> 00:14:05,790 I know you're going to be a beast. I saw fire right there. Fire. 314 00:14:06,010 --> 00:14:08,670 Straight. A little fire, but a fire. 315 00:14:08,930 --> 00:14:12,090 I feel hot. You're going to get in that ring and you're going to bust the 316 00:14:12,090 --> 00:14:16,130 Douglas the hell out of that Mitch. You're going to bust the Douglas. Who is 317 00:14:16,130 --> 00:14:17,960 that? Buster Douglas. Shut up, Oliver. 318 00:14:18,440 --> 00:14:19,440 Don't repeat me. 319 00:14:19,480 --> 00:14:20,480 You know what? 320 00:14:20,540 --> 00:14:21,920 I used to fight in Philly. 321 00:14:22,400 --> 00:14:24,980 I boxed at Joe Frazier's gym. No, no, no. 322 00:14:25,500 --> 00:14:26,920 I love that boy. Look here. 323 00:14:27,660 --> 00:14:28,660 We're going to get you right. 324 00:14:28,820 --> 00:14:29,860 We're going to get you back on track. 325 00:14:30,200 --> 00:14:33,000 We're going to get in that ring. We're going to knock that Mitch out. We're 326 00:14:33,000 --> 00:14:34,180 going to get that championship belt. 327 00:14:35,000 --> 00:14:36,000 You know what that belt is? 328 00:14:36,940 --> 00:14:37,940 Bella. 329 00:14:38,020 --> 00:14:40,080 Oh, I want her around my waist. You got it right, you do. 330 00:14:40,420 --> 00:14:44,340 You know, sometimes it takes handing from your boys to make you realize your 331 00:14:44,340 --> 00:14:47,920 potential. I mean, JB and Oliver both made me realize that Shane's no better 332 00:14:47,920 --> 00:14:50,220 than me. I mean, we're the same height. 333 00:14:50,660 --> 00:14:54,060 Give or take an inch or two in his favor. We're the same weight. 334 00:14:54,900 --> 00:14:55,940 Both divorced. 335 00:14:56,720 --> 00:14:59,040 And he's like 45 years older than me. 336 00:14:59,500 --> 00:15:01,860 Yes, I think I can beat Shane's old ass. 337 00:15:02,160 --> 00:15:04,540 Oh, y 'all done woke up the champ. 338 00:15:04,760 --> 00:15:07,800 The champ is here. The champ is here. The champ is here. 339 00:15:18,960 --> 00:15:21,060 It's a charity event. I thought it was all nice, right? 340 00:15:22,100 --> 00:15:25,160 J .B.? Damn, boss. You got a glass stomach. 341 00:15:25,540 --> 00:15:27,660 I don't know if I'll tell you to put that. This is good. 342 00:15:28,120 --> 00:15:32,240 Don't do that. Oh, you dirty. This is a damn charity event. 343 00:15:32,700 --> 00:15:33,900 Anybody got time for that. 344 00:15:34,160 --> 00:15:36,880 You're going to knock his ass out, Kevin. Sit straight in. 345 00:15:37,140 --> 00:15:39,840 Bite your ear off. What you going to do to him? Bite your ear off. Bite him. 346 00:15:39,880 --> 00:15:40,880 Bite him. Hit him. 347 00:15:41,180 --> 00:15:42,980 Hit him. Out of stomach, Kevin. 348 00:15:45,760 --> 00:15:47,420 Let's get it in, champ. One, two, three. 349 00:16:04,680 --> 00:16:08,040 After three days of training with Oliver and JB, I started to feel like this 350 00:16:08,040 --> 00:16:11,020 whole thing was a mistake. So, what my team did, we decided to go with a 351 00:16:11,020 --> 00:16:12,860 profession. I'll give you a clue. 352 00:16:13,560 --> 00:16:15,140 A -L -I. 353 00:16:15,680 --> 00:16:16,680 But here's the thing. 354 00:16:17,000 --> 00:16:20,160 Basically, as you can tell, I don't need that much help with boxing. Naturally, 355 00:16:20,280 --> 00:16:21,139 I'm an athlete. 356 00:16:21,140 --> 00:16:24,000 Oh, okay. Look at my physique. You can see that. I need help. No, I don't see 357 00:16:24,000 --> 00:16:26,840 that. I don't see that. You look hard. You'll see it. Listen, I need help with 358 00:16:26,840 --> 00:16:30,380 the secrets, like the stuff your dad taught you, how to float like a 359 00:16:30,540 --> 00:16:32,560 sting like a bee, fight Shane Mosley. 360 00:16:33,880 --> 00:16:36,540 Oh, okay. So you need me to teach you how to run like a cheetah. 361 00:16:37,400 --> 00:16:39,640 You know, when he comes at you this way, you go that way. 362 00:16:40,060 --> 00:16:41,600 I'm sorry, Oliver. What are you laughing at? 363 00:16:42,340 --> 00:16:44,200 What are you laughing at? I'm looking for motivation. 364 00:16:44,660 --> 00:16:47,660 That's not motivation to me. Look, if getting your ass whooped doesn't 365 00:16:47,660 --> 00:16:50,640 you, sweetie, I don't know what will. So show me what you're working with. 366 00:16:50,900 --> 00:16:51,639 Come on. 367 00:16:51,640 --> 00:16:53,360 You want to see the magic. I want to see it. 368 00:16:53,620 --> 00:16:55,420 You might learn something. 369 00:16:55,780 --> 00:16:57,200 Okay, show me. 370 00:16:57,720 --> 00:16:58,720 Oliver, stay here. 371 00:16:59,540 --> 00:17:02,340 All right, Oliver, just throw a punch. I'm going to show the shoulder roll. 372 00:17:02,340 --> 00:17:03,340 off the shoulder. 373 00:17:03,540 --> 00:17:04,259 Shoulder roll. 374 00:17:04,260 --> 00:17:05,640 Shoulder roll. That's one thing. 375 00:17:05,940 --> 00:17:07,140 My defense is crazy. 376 00:17:07,599 --> 00:17:09,920 They used to call me the blur when I was 13. 377 00:17:10,579 --> 00:17:11,259 Where am I? 378 00:17:11,260 --> 00:17:12,640 I'm at the entrance, baby. 379 00:17:13,579 --> 00:17:14,800 Mr. Anderson. 380 00:17:15,160 --> 00:17:18,400 What are you doing? What are you doing? You know what? Come here. Come here. 381 00:17:18,599 --> 00:17:22,000 Okay, stop, stop, stop, stop, stop. I just need you to show me your jab, okay? 382 00:17:22,140 --> 00:17:24,119 Okay. Just a simple jab right here in my hand. 383 00:17:24,859 --> 00:17:26,599 I'm going with the left, okay? Give it to him. 384 00:17:32,100 --> 00:17:33,079 Kevin, get up. 385 00:17:33,080 --> 00:17:34,880 My one -year -old daughter hits harder than Kevin. 386 00:17:36,120 --> 00:17:37,460 Kevin, get up. Let's go. 387 00:17:38,660 --> 00:17:41,040 Get your ass out of here, Oliver. Let me tell you something. 388 00:17:41,300 --> 00:17:44,740 She is Ali's daughter. I get that. But I ain't afraid of no girl. I don't care 389 00:17:44,740 --> 00:17:45,659 who your daddy is. 390 00:17:45,660 --> 00:17:46,660 Hey, let me start. 391 00:17:46,800 --> 00:17:49,320 You don't want no care? Make sure you're good? Not for you. I'm good. 392 00:17:50,200 --> 00:17:51,360 Everybody got to learn somehow. 393 00:17:51,860 --> 00:17:53,520 Give him a mouthpiece. Give it to him. 394 00:17:53,780 --> 00:17:54,780 Give it to him. 395 00:17:56,020 --> 00:17:57,020 Go, Tom. 396 00:17:57,400 --> 00:17:58,400 Let's go. 397 00:18:20,899 --> 00:18:23,340 I wish you would hit me in my feedback. 398 00:18:24,380 --> 00:18:25,540 Now, come here, little man. 399 00:18:26,060 --> 00:18:26,979 Little man? 400 00:18:26,980 --> 00:18:28,320 Oh, what? You didn't know you were little? 401 00:18:28,520 --> 00:18:30,960 I'm roughed into this volcano, girl. All right. Let's go. 402 00:18:47,719 --> 00:18:51,380 I wouldn't have believed it if I hadn't seen it. Kev knocked out Ali. 403 00:18:52,500 --> 00:18:56,020 Okay, it was Layla, but that's still an Ali. We coming for all Ali. 404 00:18:56,420 --> 00:18:57,420 Tatiana, you next. 405 00:18:57,660 --> 00:18:59,480 Kevin Hart shook up the world. 406 00:18:59,980 --> 00:19:01,320 Rumble, young man, rumble. 407 00:19:01,800 --> 00:19:04,040 Sugar Shane is done, son. 408 00:19:05,410 --> 00:19:06,730 Kevin is the one that's done. 409 00:19:07,150 --> 00:19:09,330 I heard that my girl Layla Ali was training him. 410 00:19:09,530 --> 00:19:13,150 So I gave her a call. I said, hey, Layla, listen, make sure Kevin feels 411 00:19:13,150 --> 00:19:15,130 about himself because we don't want to disappoint the kids. 412 00:19:16,470 --> 00:19:17,470 Or Showtime. 413 00:19:18,770 --> 00:19:19,770 Or my bookie. 414 00:19:20,310 --> 00:19:23,350 Yeah, Dwayne called me, but I didn't do that to make Kevin feel good. 415 00:19:23,850 --> 00:19:26,870 I did that to make me feel good. You know how funny it's going to be to see 416 00:19:26,870 --> 00:19:27,890 Shane whoop his ass? 417 00:19:28,530 --> 00:19:29,770 Fight party in my house. 418 00:19:30,890 --> 00:19:31,890 Next week. 419 00:19:35,500 --> 00:19:41,280 Hi, I'm Max Kellerman. Tonight, comedy superstar Kevin Hart takes on boxing 420 00:19:41,280 --> 00:19:46,520 superstar Sugar Shane Mosley to raise money for kids with Tourette's Syndrome. 421 00:19:46,740 --> 00:19:48,240 Max, we love you, mother! 422 00:19:49,540 --> 00:19:51,820 Sit your old ass down if I may say. 423 00:19:52,040 --> 00:19:55,300 Word on the street was that Kevin Hart wasn't even going to show up tonight. 424 00:19:55,500 --> 00:19:59,360 But all Hollywood's turned out to see how this will turn out. Get ready to 425 00:19:59,360 --> 00:20:01,960 a big check and lose your girl, champ. 33257

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