All language subtitles for Real Husbands s01e03 Its Gettin Hot in Herrre

Previously on The Real Husbands of
Hollywood.

You see that, JB? That's fear.

Men, you're the conqueror.

JB, get your dumb ass caught in the
rock.

I went to the first camp with Robbins. I
did this already.

Yeah. Yeah. Give it that old German
swag.

All right, baby.

Time to focus, all right? You can
overcome all your fears right now. You

nothing about fear.

Not fear. Fear? Fear is walking through
the hood with a brand new pair of

Jordans on. Well, then this should be
easy.

Yeah, baby.

Feel it. Let it heal.

Let the burn heal.

Hey, you.

What you doing?

I'm cool. I'm chilling.

calls from Trina.

I'm talking about the kind of call like
when your wife finds a receipt for

tandems and you don't use tandems.

Trina. What's up? I'm good.

No, no, no, no. I can't do this today.

Hug it out.

Cameras are looking.

Thank you.

How you been?

Good to see you. Good to see you.

What's up? All right, Kevin, can you
explain to me why the Miami Heat would

You, a championship ring?

What's that to explain?

It's a gift for a boss.

So this was a gift?

Yes, it was a gift.

Okay, man, that's interesting because I
was just wondering what this $75 ,000

invoice was for.

Simple. The ring was free. I'll tell you
that.

Okay, but the setting, that cost a
little bit.

The VVS ones, that was a little pricey.
You upgraded that?

The shipping and handling, that was a...
I didn't like that at all. That's where

all the money went. Dude, that's half
the invoice right there. All you got to

is read it. You don't read stuff.

Anyway, so your business manager called
me.

Reggie. He told me that he needs you to
stop with all the frivolous spending.

First of all, ain't nobody out here
frivolousing it up.

That's the first thing.

Okay? Second of all... You don't know
what the word frivolous means, do you?

Yes, I do.

And I'm not doing it.

Okay? Uh -huh. You need to understand,
Trina, that's my money.

If I want to spend it, I'll spend it.
You're right. You can. We're not talking

about spending money. We're talking
about stupidity. We're talking about

Wait. Hold on. What?

You calling me stupid?

You calling me stupid?

That's not what I'm saying. Just bring
it back. All right? Stop with the $150

,000 Porsche.

Whoa. Stop right there.

Okay? Because you're going to talk about
what I'm doing. At least talk about it

correctly. I didn't spend $150 ,000 on a
Porsche. I spent $200 ,000 on a

Panamera.

P -A -N -E -R -A. You spent $200 ,000 on
something you can't pronounce. That's

what you did. What about the $3 million
house?

I'm going to bring the house up, and I
came to you, and you said it was a good

investment because I paid cash for it.
Did you not? Yes, I did. Thank you. That

you are correct about. It was a good
investment until you then went and took

a $3 .5 million second mortgage.

Let's back up for a second.

That came through?

Oh,

it's on. This is the wrong thing. Oh,
listen to this. It is on.

I got credit. I got approved. I'm about
to get a jet.

No more commercial.

I'll call you from there.

Ball. That is the definition of
frivolous, if you were wondering.

I wasn't wondering.

I never answered the definition.

I love Kevin.

The problem is he has caviar taste, but
sometimes spells it with a K.

You need to make a budget, a monthly
budget. That is what I think would be a

good first step.

A what?

A monthly budget. You know what it is.
Why do you care? Why? Because you

your last three commission checks to me.

That's why I care. I didn't tell you
what was going on with the bank?

No. The way to my check and the savings
are set up. I thought this was where we

were going. Because I got two cards. I
know.

I saw it. I saw the special. Okay. And
it was funny then, but it's not funny

now. Well, whatever.

Maybe I was being frivolous.

You still don't know the word.

Thought I forgot that.

You should return that.

Frivolous. Frivolous.

I'm going to learn the word.

You know, Trina was right. I needed the
budget.

So I decided to go over to Boris' house
and talk to him. Yeah.

I mean, he's always calling himself
frugal.

Boris. I don't even know what frugal
means.

Yeah. I'm pretty sure that's German for
cheap.

There he is.

What up, boy? What are you doing here,
man?

What do you mean what I'm doing here?

What are you doing?

Uh, just, you know. Making pink tapas?
What is that?

Why don't you call before you come by?

Uh, why would I do that? Watch out, it's
hot outside.

Move! You don't see me standing in the
heat.

What?

Oh.

Oh, that's why you don't want me.

Y 'all over here having a taco party?

You even got a sombrero theme?

My grandfather is Mexican, okay?

You don't think there's some information
that I should know about?

I like tacos.

Hey, Kev.

You invited Robin?

I thought you said Robin gives us the
creeps. We did invite you. You need to

upgrade your cell phone technology.

Whatever, JB.

JB, do you think I'm stupid?

You just sent that text message. What
are you talking about, Kev?

It's got a time stamp on it, JB.

Boris, I need to talk to you.

In private.

Hey, Kevin, try this, man. This is
pretty good. I want no damn shit, man.

What? I want some privacy.

All right.

So I talked to Trina.

The bottom line is my bottom line.

She says basically what I got to work on
now is my fiscal something and my

analysis. She put you on a budget.

Yeah, she put me on a budget.

Whoa.

When did Nick do this?

Don't think about it. Why is she looking
at me like that? Huh?

She asked for that.

She wanted that. Thank you. Get that.

All right, look, about this budget. Talk
to me, man. I need your help. This is

what you need to do.

You write down a number that you think
you need, and then cut it in half.

That's it? There's nothing else?

Okay, here, Kevin, here's my advice.
Hold on to that, because one day I'm

to ask you for it.

Kevin, you're a grown -ass man about to
be put on an allowance, okay?

You need advice.

Now, buy what you want to buy, man. It's
your money. You earned it. I'm just

saying you want your money to make money
while you're sleeping.

Oh, okay. I get what you're saying. Just
like you did. Like, you were asleep

when Tisha started doing my wife and
kids and started taking care of her

and kids.

Don't forget, Mark.

You know what? Does anybody in this
house who's not mooching off of their

have any advice for me about this budget
thing, man? Yeah, you find you a wife

that you can mooch off of. A little
chubby chick from the help, she can

Dude, you're playing.

You're playing. I'm serious right now,
man.

Oh, man, don't ask me. I was born rich.

But you know what? You should stop
making it rain at the strip club every

That'll save you some racks.

Yeah. What?

That's why we think you're creepy. You
guys think I'm creepy?

I do.

Look, bottom line, you've got to make
smart investments.

You know what you should do is invest in
this thing we're doing with Nelly.

What? Okay.

What the hell? Nobody tell me about
this.

There's no Nelly. Come on, guys.

It's ruining the feng shui of Taco
Tuesday.

The energy's all messed up. I mean, we
should just tell him. We're not going to

tell him. Hey, hey. First of all, I'm
right here.

Tell me what? What do you need to tell
me? Well, you know, Nelly approached us

about being a part of his workout video,
and we thought it was a great idea, so

we decided to invest in it. The only
stipulation was that we didn't tell you

about it, you know?

But I think that you should... Oh!

You damn right I smack rappers.

It's a rule in the hood. No snitching.

You know how many people I smack and put
in the dumpster?

Did Kevin just slap me?

He just slapped three songs out of your
ass. Good thing I'm on this new path to

serenity. I've been working on some
exercises to kind of deal with

stress.

Number one,

Paula taught me, breathe.

Number two, my dad taught me to stay out
loud. I'm surrounded by white gold and

rainbow light of positivity, of which no
negativity can enter.

And number three, which is mine, I'm
gonna f***ing kill him.

When we say popping bottles, that's not
what we're talking about.

Hey, my bad, Kev.

When I get upset, my dark side comes
out. You brought this on yourself.

what you did.

If you hadn't been sowing the seeds of
distrust, none of this stuff wouldn't

have happened in the first place. Get
up.

You're right. He's right.

I'm going to clear this up right now,
once and for all. I'm calling Nelly.

Hurry.

I got somebody I want you to meet.

Double Dutch. Just Nelly, Nelly, Double
Dutch.

Hey, wait a minute, man.

What's up? It's actually Dalvet.

Dalvet Chris.

I know you. You from the show with the
fat people.

They're actually called obese, and it's
the biggest loser.

Well, I'll tell you what. I'll let y
'all finish, and I'll get out your way.

no, no. We're going.

You ain't got to do that. We're done.

Hey, throw the mic.

Let's start tomorrow at 6 a .m. Let's go
over here and stretch.

Okay. Stretch right there. We ain't got
to step over in the corner and make it

weird.

Yeah, this was a good one today, though.

I don't want to stretch that no more.
Yo, yo, yo.

My check bounced.

What? No, listen.

First of all, it bounced because I
spelled your name wrong.

I think I wrote it out too.

Dominic. And your name is actually...
Okay, I got it. Yeah, I know what my

mistake was. What's my name?

I got it.

Dalvin. Mr. Dalvin.

I got it.

Simple mistake.

No, I'll see you later, man. All right,
man.

You're good. Take it easy, man.

Mo, I called you over here because I
wanted to clear the air with all this

tension and drama that's always tearing
us down in black men.

Okay, cool. So, first things first, I
want to apologize for slapping Robin.

You slapped Robin?

I slapped the shit out of Robin.

Okay? And I want to apologize because
that was disrespectful to you.

Okay? Apology accepted, I guess. Second
thing, dog vet. Talking about I need you

in my workout video.

I told him I can't do it. Turned him
down. So I know you're doing a workout

video, right? You got one you about to
do. Exactly. You're going to want me in

it. And I'm glad you said that because
the only reason I didn't ask you at

to be in it because I knew you were
busy.

And I knew you were out here getting it,
man.

I'm getting it. I'm definitely getting
it.

I'm getting it. You're getting it. We're
getting it. We got it. Get it?

I don't get it.

What'd you say? I said I... I said I'll
see you at the shoot.

Okay. All right.

I'm in. Appreciate you, Mo. No doubt.

Look, the Mo thing, that's for my
family, so... I didn't know that. Don't

that. Don't call me that. Get up. It's
over there. I guess I won't be saying it

no Mo.

Right. Take this, though. It's good for
your bow.

All right, I admit it. Kevin's hot right
now, but he's insecure.

Hell, I didn't ask him to be in the
video on purpose.

I knew if I asked him, he'd say no.

But I knew if I asked everybody else
around him, his punk ass would be

and want to do it.

Yeah, he fell for it.

Straight Jedi mind trick.

Hell, why wouldn't he? He's the same
size as Yoda.

I pimped him.

Is this fool doing a confessional in my
house?

It's on, mofo.

So you shoot this little video of yours?
I got a mind trick for you.

Hey,

what up?

There he is.

What are you looking at? There's nothing
in the game.

Thanks for showing up.

Why aren't you dressed?

First of all, you're welcome, because I
don't have to be here.

This is huge for you. Take a second to
breathe that in.

Okay, second of all, what are you
talking about? Dress. What does that

Clothes, Kevin.

Workout clothes.

Oh, really? Yeah. Okay, what about
Robin, then?

Robin's not here.

I'm looking right at Robin.

Robin's not her.

Well, guess who is her?

Your star, okay? I'll tell you a little
something about show business.

Now I'm working in a long -time actor.

When you show up to a set, Certain
things should be provided.

A, hair and makeup.

B, wardrobe, which he didn't go to
because he has on a sports bra. You

in a tank top. Okay, that's weird. Okay,
second of all, this should be in my

trailer. Where's my big -ass trailer?

Okay,

nobody knows.

Where's your trailer at? My trailer's in
the back, Kevin. In the back? In the

back. Well, guess what?

That's our trailer because I'm going to
go there until mine gets ready. You hear

me? And I'm going to need about 17
minutes because I've got to take a

Thank you.

Well, I knew there was going to be
drama.

What was Nelly thinking to invite him?
Anybody who has more than 5 million

Twitter followers and only follows 39
isn't a... Hey, uh, Robin.

Hey, Kev.

Hey, listen.

Just want to let you know I apologize to
Nelly for slapping you, so... So we

cool? Uh -huh.

You're Robin alone, man. If he kicks
your ass, I can't stop him this time.

All right, everybody, let's circle up.
Everybody, your places.

Three, two...

Yo, hey, hey, whoa, hey, Nelly, wait a
minute.

You don't want me in the front?

No, Kevin, in the back. You want Dwayne
here?

In the middle.

I guess that's why it's not so hot in
here.

Okay, Kevin, can we just start? Yep.
Please.

All right, one more time.

All right,

that's what I'm talking about. Yeah.

Really? All right.

We're almost there. And three, two, one.

All right, people.

Hammerjack.

Hammerjack. Catch, people. Catch.

It's not working. Three, four, and one,
two.

Catch, catch.

Come on, Kevin.

Really, Kevin? What?

I figured because it was so hot in her,
I'll make us all some smoothies and cool

us down.

What you like? You like strawberry
banana or mango kiwi?

You want the mango, don't you?

How you going to come to my workout and
not work out?

This ain't going to work out.

That's it, Kev.

That's it. What's it? First of all,
don't call me Kev.

You don't have the right to call me Kev.
You lost that privilege when you tried

to Jedi mind trick me. I don't give a
damn, yo. You done, man. Get off my set.

don't know what this is about.

It's because I'm in a room with a bunch
of has -beens. Has -beens? Has -beens.

I've been nothing but jealousy since
I've been in this house. Jealous? Of you

what? Of me. I can go down this line.
What the heck did you have, Nelly? Huh?

You probably can't even tell me because
last time, this was when Dwayne was on

TV. What the hell does this have to do
with me? It's got everything to do with

you. He's right, D, he's right.

At least I had my own show. When was the
last time you've been on TV? Last night

on your mom's website. Do you know what
he's watching?

Unintimidated black friends that the
white lead's girlfriend don't want to...

The hell with you, Dwayne!

If there ain't no basketball in the
movie, you're going to be in the movie!

down. Let me tell you something.

My rules are played out. The good
-looking theme is over.

You look like Tyra Banks. Why don't you
give her back her forehead?

You'll never be a lady, man.

Who's going to play your mini -movie?

You stuttering?

As soon as Dave Seagal comes back from
Africa, back to California.

You're on steroids.

Tax out the bag.

You need to pay for my house. Huh?

Do you see what Johnny O 'Neal is doing?

Don't test me.

Get out of here.

Give me my $100. Give it right now.

Get my money out the back end. Okay,
well, you can kiss the back end of my

Morris. You read the contract, Kev. You
know what it is. You're right. I did

read the contract.

I want to take another look at it,
though.

Let me see something.

There it is.

What are you going to do, Kevin? I just
want to read it in the light, okay? We

don't need you in the video. Hey, hey,
hey, stop.

That's real dumb, Kevin. Real dumb. Hey,
Mr. St.

Loser Tick.

I don't need your money, and I don't
need to be in this weak -ass workout

There you go.

What are you doing?

Really, Kevin? It's really hot in here
now.

How do you like them hammer jacks?

Ouch.

$500 ,000, baby.

Look who we did.

Good time.

Hey, Kevin.

There she is. I got my homework.

This is your monthly budget.

No, no, it's just my clothes and shoes.
That's what this is.

Here's everything else.

Oh, my God. You spent $500 ,000?

I decided to go in and make a little
investment on a franchise.

On a... I had a hunch. You know what?

I don't even care anymore. When you are
hungry and begging for food on the

street, you know what? You should pack a
plate. You should pack a plate up right

now. You should put something on the
plate, put the foil on it, and take it

you. Look at that. You got the boys over
there? What is this?

Yeah. Yes.

No, remember, you burned your contract,
Kevin. Remember? No, I did. I did. I

burned it. Here's the thing, though.
After I burned the contract, I thought

myself, I was like, self, stop doing all
this frivolity.

Okay? You got to make smarter
investments with your money.

Good for you. So I decided to buy a
franchise.

Now, this franchise just so happens to
own workout videos.

Real quick.

Guess which workout video I own now.

Here's a hint.

That's you, man.

Anybody got it?

Anybody got it? What are you talking
about, Kevin? Oh, I'm just talking about

the fact that I own this.

Too many things, guys. Open up your
check. I think it says Pots and Pants

Productions. What's my company?

Is that the name? This real?

It says Pots and Pants. You Pots and
Pants? I'm Pots and Pants.

I cut the check.

Get out of here.

We rich.

I'm just richer than y 'all.

Rich, rich, rich.

I'm so rich I forgot to sign my check.

Ain't this about it.

A boss should never forget to sign his
check.

Man.

Hey, real quick.

Nelly, I also had to change the name
from Hot in here to Heart in here.

What? Yeah.

Your manager didn't call you?

Wish I had an explanation for why I did
it, but I don't. I'm the boss. I can do

what I want.

Trina, I would like to talk to you as
soon as you have a moment.

What the hell is he doing? How does that
happen?

There he is.

What's up, Rob?

Look who it is.

I got a little something for you, man.

Oh, thanks, man. Yeah, I got something
for you, too. You got a little... Muchas

gracias, amigo.

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