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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:01,480 --> 00:00:02,680 Hey! Hey! 2 00:00:03,160 --> 00:00:04,320 Hey! Hey! 3 00:00:04,680 --> 00:00:08,520 Hey! Hey! Hey! Hey! Hey! Hey! Hey! Hey! Hey! 4 00:00:08,960 --> 00:00:10,560 Hey! Hey! 5 00:00:30,960 --> 00:00:31,628 Hey! Hey! Hey! Hey! Hey! Hey! 6 00:00:31,630 --> 00:00:32,629 It is catching up. 7 00:00:33,670 --> 00:00:37,270 But now I have that peg repeat. I have a ton of lines to mark on my slate. 8 00:00:37,530 --> 00:00:39,170 And that's why we're having this party. 9 00:00:39,650 --> 00:00:40,870 Congratulations! Woo! 10 00:00:42,390 --> 00:00:44,250 Now get up on that pole and celebrate. 11 00:00:46,070 --> 00:00:47,110 This guy sucks. 12 00:00:47,770 --> 00:00:49,230 Here's to all the customers! 13 00:01:48,080 --> 00:01:49,080 B -B -C -C -I? 14 00:01:50,880 --> 00:01:52,720 Daddy? B -B -C -C -I? 15 00:01:54,300 --> 00:01:56,380 Daddy, what are you doing here? B -B -C -C -I? 16 00:01:58,400 --> 00:02:00,340 Oh, my God, Daddy, are you having a seizure? 17 00:02:00,620 --> 00:02:04,260 Here, put my shoe in your mouth. I don't want you to swallow your tongue. Get 18 00:02:04,260 --> 00:02:07,740 that shoe away from me. I'm talking about your report card. Now, C's are bad 19 00:02:07,740 --> 00:02:10,160 enough, but what is an I in Western civilization? 20 00:02:10,860 --> 00:02:12,000 Uh, incredible? 21 00:02:13,600 --> 00:02:15,500 Intelligent? No, important. 22 00:02:17,900 --> 00:02:22,400 No, why don't you try incomplete, as in didn't finish, didn't care, didn't try, 23 00:02:22,560 --> 00:02:24,360 don't give a darn about my daddy's money? 24 00:02:25,680 --> 00:02:27,880 You flew all the way out here just to tell me that? 25 00:02:28,100 --> 00:02:29,400 That's how disappointed I am. 26 00:02:29,840 --> 00:02:31,820 Plus, I had to lay over here on my way to Seattle. 27 00:02:32,120 --> 00:02:34,360 So it was either you or sitting at Cinderburn for two hours. 28 00:02:35,900 --> 00:02:39,360 Look, Daddy, don't worry. All I have to do is hand in one paper and my 29 00:02:39,360 --> 00:02:40,560 incomplete becomes a C. 30 00:02:41,440 --> 00:02:45,500 So, Seattle, the Emerald City... How exciting. 31 00:02:46,100 --> 00:02:48,660 Actually, it's going to be the Diamond City when I'm done. 32 00:02:48,900 --> 00:02:53,180 Danielle, they're visiting her parents, and I am going to surprise her with this 33 00:02:53,180 --> 00:02:54,360 bag of ale. 34 00:02:55,980 --> 00:02:59,160 Daddy, you're getting married? Oh, I love Danielle. 35 00:02:59,940 --> 00:03:01,560 Now give me all the details. 36 00:03:02,440 --> 00:03:06,000 Actually, it's going to be so romantic, baby. It's going to be rose pep. 37 00:03:06,940 --> 00:03:07,940 Oh, yo. 38 00:03:08,400 --> 00:03:09,780 Nice try, Missy Poo. 39 00:03:11,700 --> 00:03:12,800 It's not about me. 40 00:03:13,540 --> 00:03:16,860 Obviously, something is getting in the way of your studies, and I think I know 41 00:03:16,860 --> 00:03:20,380 what it is. On your feet, boy. I know you're awake. On your feet. On your 42 00:03:21,560 --> 00:03:25,560 Daddy, take it easy. It's not his fault my grades aren't perfect. Yes, it is. 43 00:03:25,620 --> 00:03:26,740 You just can't see it. 44 00:03:26,980 --> 00:03:30,700 Somehow this glorified panhandler's gotten his dummy disease all over you. 45 00:03:32,540 --> 00:03:36,480 I'm actually doing very well. I have a steady job, and I'm auditioning for a 46 00:03:36,480 --> 00:03:38,340 full scholarship to the Music Institute. 47 00:03:38,660 --> 00:03:40,720 So I think this boy is holding it down. 48 00:03:41,340 --> 00:03:42,340 See, Daddy? 49 00:03:44,160 --> 00:03:49,940 Oh, well, if all this is true, it makes me question life as we know it. 50 00:03:51,220 --> 00:03:55,080 I wish you should try to be more like Ernest. 51 00:03:57,120 --> 00:03:59,740 Mr. Washington, are you having a seizure? Man, get off me. 52 00:03:59,980 --> 00:04:03,300 Look, I want that paper done when I get back and that incomplete off your 53 00:04:03,300 --> 00:04:07,940 record. Now, if you'll excuse me, Cinnabon puts out a fresh batch of buns 54 00:04:07,940 --> 00:04:08,940 minutes. 55 00:04:14,980 --> 00:04:15,980 Wednesday! 56 00:04:17,140 --> 00:04:19,100 Oh, my God, I only have until Friday. 57 00:04:19,579 --> 00:04:20,579 Friday! 58 00:04:25,400 --> 00:04:26,400 Okay. 59 00:04:27,000 --> 00:04:30,680 Western civilization is a civilization that started on the West Side. 60 00:04:31,020 --> 00:04:32,840 Tupac was the original leader of the West. 61 00:04:35,280 --> 00:04:37,720 Oh, I am so dead. Arnett! 62 00:04:38,600 --> 00:04:39,600 Arnett, come here! 63 00:04:40,520 --> 00:04:44,200 Brianna, you have got to stop bugging me. I'm working on my audition and I am 64 00:04:44,200 --> 00:04:45,019 freaking out. 65 00:04:45,020 --> 00:04:48,500 Look, you're going to be fine, but I just really need your help right now. I 66 00:04:48,500 --> 00:04:52,000 stuck in rehearsal all day. I cannot come up with a topic and I'm starving. 67 00:04:52,320 --> 00:04:53,820 Can you please go to the store for me? 68 00:04:55,440 --> 00:04:58,560 I repeat, audition, me, freaking out. 69 00:05:01,120 --> 00:05:04,900 Bye, you guys. We're going to a sorority party to pawn Lisa off on the gammas. 70 00:05:05,360 --> 00:05:09,560 I mean... No, that's what I meant. 71 00:05:11,300 --> 00:05:12,300 I'm going with. 72 00:05:12,480 --> 00:05:13,740 because I want to slam a gamma. 73 00:05:15,840 --> 00:05:17,120 You guys should both come. 74 00:05:17,480 --> 00:05:20,480 Oh, we can't. She's still working on her paper, and I need to get ready for my 75 00:05:20,480 --> 00:05:21,960 audition. So what do you think? 76 00:05:22,240 --> 00:05:23,760 Shirt on or shirt off? 77 00:05:24,520 --> 00:05:26,600 I think Brianna should study with her shirt off. 78 00:05:28,760 --> 00:05:30,520 I'm just going to oil up and let the mirror decide. 79 00:05:32,980 --> 00:05:35,360 Yeah, he's right. I do need to finish this paper. 80 00:05:35,940 --> 00:05:37,240 Start this paper. 81 00:05:37,680 --> 00:05:40,700 Oh, Brianna, you're only blocked because you're stressed. 82 00:05:41,360 --> 00:05:43,700 What you need to do is relax at a party with us. 83 00:05:44,820 --> 00:05:46,400 Oh, no. Come on. 84 00:05:47,340 --> 00:05:50,440 Sororities are part of the Greek system. And who knows more about Western 85 00:05:50,440 --> 00:05:52,240 civilization than the Greeks, huh? Yeah, huh? 86 00:05:54,160 --> 00:05:55,260 Good point. 87 00:05:55,620 --> 00:05:56,619 Foot sale. 88 00:05:56,620 --> 00:05:57,740 Oh, then do it for me. 89 00:05:58,020 --> 00:06:01,800 I'm trying to meet hot frat boys with trust funds. It won't help if I'm seen 90 00:06:01,800 --> 00:06:06,480 with... Super tall and loud. 91 00:06:10,730 --> 00:06:14,190 make me a very good roommate if I just abandoned you in your time of need? Oh, 92 00:06:14,250 --> 00:06:15,570 thank you so much. 93 00:06:15,970 --> 00:06:19,410 And speaking of need, I'm going to need you to change. 94 00:06:23,510 --> 00:06:29,690 All right, people, let's pick up where we left off. Our opening is but a 95 00:06:29,690 --> 00:06:30,770 fortnight away. 96 00:06:31,150 --> 00:06:34,830 There'll be agents, managers, and my life partner, Percy. 97 00:06:35,950 --> 00:06:38,330 And remember, this is Shakespeare. 98 00:06:39,210 --> 00:06:40,210 Honor the word. 99 00:06:43,350 --> 00:06:46,790 Oh, hell, to choose love by another's eye. 100 00:06:47,390 --> 00:06:49,670 Or if there were a sympathy in choice. 101 00:06:54,910 --> 00:06:56,490 Is somebody going to get that? 102 00:06:59,010 --> 00:07:01,510 Well, I guess I will since nobody else is going to. 103 00:07:11,050 --> 00:07:12,050 come pick you up. 104 00:07:12,310 --> 00:07:18,830 There were no cell phones in Elizabethan England. Hence, there are no cell 105 00:07:18,830 --> 00:07:20,190 phones on my stage. 106 00:07:37,390 --> 00:07:38,390 D -Mac! 107 00:07:38,870 --> 00:07:40,410 D -Mac, you have to help me. 108 00:07:41,630 --> 00:07:44,850 All right, give it up and go back to Baltimore. You're welcome. No, come on, 109 00:07:44,850 --> 00:07:45,850 come on, come on. 110 00:07:46,110 --> 00:07:48,950 I can't sing without you. You're going to have to come to my audition with me. 111 00:07:49,270 --> 00:07:50,810 Look, I don't have time for that, man. 112 00:07:51,190 --> 00:07:52,450 Dude, man, this could be it. 113 00:07:52,870 --> 00:07:55,370 Without you, I am nothing. Man, you got to stop that. 114 00:07:56,070 --> 00:07:57,270 I won't until you say yes. 115 00:07:58,010 --> 00:08:00,410 I've never been better than when I'm with you. Come on, man. 116 00:08:03,130 --> 00:08:04,130 Don't shake it, shake it. 117 00:08:05,530 --> 00:08:06,530 Don't shake it, shake it. 118 00:08:07,410 --> 00:08:09,810 Big dot off the forehead. 119 00:08:34,860 --> 00:08:35,639 He fell back asleep. 120 00:08:35,640 --> 00:08:40,200 You know I depend on you. You should have made sure I got up. Brianna, it's 121 00:08:40,200 --> 00:08:43,400 like I don't have my own stuff to do. I have to shave, and if I go shirtless, I 122 00:08:43,400 --> 00:08:44,279 have to decide. 123 00:08:44,280 --> 00:08:45,460 Coconut or palm oil? 124 00:08:47,140 --> 00:08:53,820 I have my play, this paper, school, and my dad breathing down my neck. My whole 125 00:08:53,820 --> 00:08:56,640 world is falling apart, and you can't do a simple thing like wake me up? 126 00:08:57,060 --> 00:08:59,560 I'm not the one who was getting crunk with the gammas all night. 127 00:09:01,640 --> 00:09:05,250 Oh, so I suppose playing Beyonce and Jay -Z with D -Max... is any better. 128 00:09:06,430 --> 00:09:07,470 I'm not Beyonce. 129 00:09:18,270 --> 00:09:24,970 When did you start baking? 130 00:09:25,230 --> 00:09:28,690 When I found out that sorority sisters like to binge before they purge. 131 00:09:33,480 --> 00:09:35,340 As long as we're talking about the banana bread. 132 00:09:36,980 --> 00:09:37,980 No nuts, right? 133 00:09:38,200 --> 00:09:40,560 Nope. I'll save you a hot slice. 134 00:09:44,840 --> 00:09:47,260 As long as we're still talking about the banana bread. 135 00:09:49,040 --> 00:09:52,200 I'm never going to finish it. My daddy's going to kill me. I'm doomed. 136 00:09:52,720 --> 00:09:56,220 You know, Brianna, I can help you. I know a guy who sells term papers cheap. 137 00:09:56,540 --> 00:09:59,500 Uh -uh, I don't think so. Brianna Barnes is not a cheater. 138 00:09:59,850 --> 00:10:01,250 I have integrity. I have morals. 139 00:10:01,450 --> 00:10:03,390 Yeah, you have eight hours to finish this paper. 140 00:10:04,330 --> 00:10:05,330 No, no problem. 141 00:10:05,430 --> 00:10:08,350 I could do a paper in eight hours. Good, because your dad will be here in six. 142 00:10:10,050 --> 00:10:12,610 So, Lisa, how much are we talking? 143 00:10:49,420 --> 00:10:52,860 I hope you don't mind. Lisa, let us in. Oh, of course not. Oh, congratulations. 144 00:10:53,620 --> 00:10:54,620 Check it out. 145 00:10:55,060 --> 00:10:56,840 Oh, I know. It's huge. 146 00:10:57,140 --> 00:10:58,680 It better be for $20 ,000. 147 00:11:00,520 --> 00:11:03,440 Flex, if this marriage is going to work, you're going to have to stop telling 148 00:11:03,440 --> 00:11:04,720 people how much you paid for this ring. 149 00:11:04,960 --> 00:11:06,420 I haven't told anybody else. 150 00:11:06,680 --> 00:11:09,840 Now, where is this $20 ,000 ring Lisa's been talking about? 151 00:11:11,500 --> 00:11:12,940 Tom, let's look at it outside. 152 00:11:14,080 --> 00:11:17,020 Anyway, Brianna, baby, about this paper. 153 00:11:21,800 --> 00:11:25,040 is about to go turn 80, and I worked so hard on it and everything. 154 00:11:26,480 --> 00:11:27,580 I can tell. 155 00:11:27,800 --> 00:11:29,160 This is fascinating. 156 00:11:29,740 --> 00:11:33,200 Mythological women of ancient Greece. Why did you choose to focus on these 157 00:11:33,200 --> 00:11:34,200 Gorgon sisters? 158 00:11:34,720 --> 00:11:38,540 Uh, I guess because I just admired them a lot. 159 00:11:38,780 --> 00:11:39,780 Hmm. 160 00:11:39,840 --> 00:11:43,780 You know, it says here Medusa became a hideous symbol of horror with hair made 161 00:11:43,780 --> 00:11:44,780 of snakes. 162 00:11:46,520 --> 00:11:51,320 Yeah! Well, you know, Greek brothers really like a sister with a good wig. 163 00:11:51,390 --> 00:11:52,390 Becky. 164 00:11:54,210 --> 00:11:59,450 You know, Brianna, five years ago, when you walked through my front door, I 165 00:11:59,450 --> 00:12:02,630 thought to myself, how in the world am I going to pull off raising a teenage 166 00:12:02,630 --> 00:12:03,630 daughter? 167 00:12:04,150 --> 00:12:05,150 But look at you. 168 00:12:06,850 --> 00:12:08,530 You make me so proud. 169 00:12:10,270 --> 00:12:11,670 You validate me. 170 00:12:14,870 --> 00:12:15,870 Thank you. 171 00:12:18,250 --> 00:12:19,930 You're late. Where have you been? 172 00:12:28,360 --> 00:12:32,120 Evidently, Lisa doesn't know that almond paste falls in the category of nuts. 173 00:12:32,300 --> 00:12:34,660 And clearly, I'm allergic to nuts. 174 00:12:36,080 --> 00:12:37,520 Dude, almonds are nuts. 175 00:12:37,880 --> 00:12:41,360 It doesn't end in nuts. You know, peanut, walnut, cashew. 176 00:12:42,100 --> 00:12:43,100 Oh. 177 00:12:45,100 --> 00:12:49,060 Anyway, I'm afraid I'm not going to be able to sing with you. My throat is 178 00:12:49,060 --> 00:12:50,060 swollen, too. 179 00:12:50,440 --> 00:12:52,100 We're waiting, Mr. Ballard. 180 00:12:52,480 --> 00:12:55,040 Look, you can do this without me. 181 00:12:56,110 --> 00:12:57,950 I know I gave you a hard time, man. 182 00:12:58,390 --> 00:12:59,790 But you can play that guitar. 183 00:13:00,350 --> 00:13:01,350 I know it. 184 00:13:04,230 --> 00:13:05,270 I'm your D -Muse. 185 00:13:16,950 --> 00:13:17,950 Hi. 186 00:13:18,890 --> 00:13:20,650 Thanks for having me. 187 00:13:21,410 --> 00:13:24,850 I call this P... D -Nut. 188 00:14:05,690 --> 00:14:08,070 Congratulations, Mr. Ballard. Welcome to the Institute. 189 00:14:09,930 --> 00:14:12,690 How can we turn him down? This kid comes with his own freak. 190 00:14:18,630 --> 00:14:22,350 Helena, adieu. As you on him, Demetrius dote on you. 191 00:14:23,930 --> 00:14:26,710 Love can transpose to form and dignity. 192 00:14:27,710 --> 00:14:32,090 And speaking of dignity, where doth thou lie, cheetah? 193 00:14:33,310 --> 00:14:34,310 Huh? 194 00:14:38,120 --> 00:14:43,420 Ah, but fair maiden, I speaketh of thy term paper, for thou hath cheated. 195 00:14:45,020 --> 00:14:46,020 Cheated? 196 00:14:46,660 --> 00:14:51,580 One who plagiarizes thy term paper is nothing but a dirty cheatin' chump. 197 00:14:52,100 --> 00:14:53,260 Cheatin' chump! 198 00:14:53,500 --> 00:14:57,160 Cheatin' chump! Cheatin' chump! Cheatin' chump! Cheatin' chump! 199 00:14:57,360 --> 00:15:01,020 Cheatin' chump! Cheatin' chump! Cheatin' chump! 200 00:15:09,020 --> 00:15:10,020 What's the holdup? 201 00:15:10,140 --> 00:15:11,140 I'm not a cheater! 202 00:15:15,100 --> 00:15:16,100 That's great. 203 00:15:16,120 --> 00:15:17,860 And I'm not Liza Minnelli. 204 00:15:18,220 --> 00:15:19,700 At least not during the day. 205 00:15:20,000 --> 00:15:21,000 All right. 206 00:15:21,660 --> 00:15:23,120 Let's take a five, people. 207 00:15:23,720 --> 00:15:27,380 Brianna, if you're going to be a part of this production, then you're going to 208 00:15:27,380 --> 00:15:28,500 have to show a little more focus. 209 00:15:29,520 --> 00:15:30,520 I will. 210 00:15:31,380 --> 00:15:33,320 But I just have to fix something first. 211 00:15:38,000 --> 00:15:39,000 These are for you. 212 00:15:39,740 --> 00:15:43,200 I'm so proud of you, baby, and how you've been taking care of your 213 00:15:43,580 --> 00:15:48,440 You didn't have to do this, Daddy. Why not? You've made me a very happy father. 214 00:15:49,620 --> 00:15:51,220 I can't take this anymore. 215 00:15:51,660 --> 00:15:53,260 I'm not who you think I am. 216 00:15:53,960 --> 00:15:54,960 You're Brianna. 217 00:15:55,560 --> 00:15:57,520 You're the apple on the tree. 218 00:15:59,860 --> 00:16:01,020 Daddy, I cheated. 219 00:16:01,520 --> 00:16:05,640 I bought my term paper from a term paper pimp. 220 00:16:07,920 --> 00:16:08,920 Come again? 221 00:16:09,080 --> 00:16:12,540 Look, my life just got too crazy, and I couldn't focus enough to write the 222 00:16:12,540 --> 00:16:13,540 paper, so I bought one. 223 00:16:13,840 --> 00:16:15,240 But I didn't turn it in. 224 00:16:15,800 --> 00:16:18,540 Instead, I just decided to take the incomplete. 225 00:16:19,960 --> 00:16:22,200 Look, I'm sorry. I know I made a mistake. 226 00:16:22,680 --> 00:16:25,020 But college is so much harder than I thought it would be. 227 00:16:25,540 --> 00:16:29,100 But now I promise I'm going to buckle down and get my stuff together. 228 00:16:30,120 --> 00:16:32,700 So go ahead and yell at me because I know I deserve it. 229 00:16:35,560 --> 00:16:37,080 Come give me a hug. Why? 230 00:16:40,770 --> 00:16:44,850 Maybe what you did was wrong, but you owned up to it like an adult. 231 00:16:45,530 --> 00:16:46,550 You did the right thing. 232 00:16:48,210 --> 00:16:53,030 Wow. I guess I can start my new life with Danielle and not have to worry 233 00:16:53,030 --> 00:16:54,030 you anymore. 234 00:16:55,290 --> 00:16:58,030 I love you, Daddy. I love you, too, Daddy. 235 00:17:11,290 --> 00:17:12,290 Hey, guys. 236 00:17:14,630 --> 00:17:19,790 What happened to you? 237 00:17:20,250 --> 00:17:21,250 Nuts. 238 00:17:22,829 --> 00:17:24,369 Were they shot out of a gun? 239 00:17:25,890 --> 00:17:27,950 No, I'm allergic to them. 240 00:17:28,250 --> 00:17:29,250 Aren't I, Lisa? 241 00:17:30,350 --> 00:17:32,310 How many times do I have to say I'm sorry? 242 00:17:32,730 --> 00:17:34,170 Until my eye pops back open. 243 00:17:35,730 --> 00:17:38,990 Well, I know somebody who likes my banana bread. 244 00:17:41,759 --> 00:17:43,440 Oh, my God, you got in? 245 00:17:43,840 --> 00:17:44,840 Yes, I did. 246 00:17:45,020 --> 00:17:49,920 All it took was my smile, my personality, and the hot tub my father 247 00:17:51,960 --> 00:17:53,320 Cool, you can be my little sister. 248 00:17:53,560 --> 00:17:54,560 I'm an Omega Sig. 249 00:17:55,360 --> 00:17:56,600 You don't even go to art school. 250 00:17:57,220 --> 00:17:58,220 Evidently not a requirement. 251 00:17:58,900 --> 00:18:02,200 All you need is the magic word, I can buy beer. 252 00:18:28,720 --> 00:18:30,060 Love you, Daddy. Love you, too, Netta. 18818