All language subtitles for One On One s05e04 Static Clingy

Yo, why do you guys always do that?

You take all the loaded nachos from the
center and leave us all the sucky ones

on the side.

You gotta be fast to play along.

Maybe eating with the big boys is not
your game.

Before you throw that away, you should
know about our trash policy.

Yeah, if you throw that stuff away and
the trash heap falls over, you have to

take out the trash.

It's a little game we like to call
Garbage Jenga.

Yeah, well, back east, we call that just
nasty.

Yeah, I used to think it was whack, too,
you know, with the funk and the flies

and stuff.

But after a while, you get caught up in
the sport of it.

Okay. Well, I can do this. I got game.

I'll take care of it.

Just let me get the broom.

OK.

See, I told y 'all I had a game.

Oh, I'm sorry, baby. You want me to put
my shirt on?

No, Arnaz. I'm talking about the beach.

How can I study when every day feels
like summer?

There are no seasons out here. The
leaves don't even change colors.

Hey, I hear for five bucks, Nickelback
Netta on the boardwalk can help you see

them change colors.

Nickelback Netta?

If y 'all going to see Netta, hook a
brother up. I'll take it off your ring.

Nobody's going to see Netta.

Oh, it's probably better that way. I was
only kidding about taking it off your

rent.

Shoot, I wouldn't even give my own mama
a break off the rent.

She know I'm Poe. Mama the one who took
all my money.

But hey, y 'all need to keep it down
because I need to study for my audition.

Wait, you have an audition?

Really? I know, and you would think they
would be familiar with my work.

I'm famous.

Good looking out. Yeah, for sure, man.
Once again, man, thanks. We'll beat it.

All right.

That was my boy T -Boom. We got love at
the door tonight.

He put us on the VIP list.

Ow.

Hey,

man, you want to hang out with us
tonight? It's a hot club. Lots of hot...

lights.

Yeah, man, we keep inviting you. When
you going to roll with your dogs?

Oh, he can't tonight. He's got plans.

Can't this man speak for himself?

I can't tonight. I got plans.

That's right. We're going to stay in,
cuddle on the couch, and watch our

favorite movie, Save the Last Dance.

You know, that's your favorite movie.

Why, yes, I love it.

Well, we'd stay and join you, but, well,
we're straight.

I think it is so sad the way DMACC and
Cash have to go out every night.

Clubs, parties, wild women. It's just
sad, ain't it, baby? Yeah.

Makes me feel like crying.

Please, Lisa. My date's bringing a
friend. You have to come with me. How

even ask me that after our last double
date? We picked up my guy after his

arraignment.

Even I'm not desperate enough to wait
five to ten years for a second date.

Then stop visiting him on Sundays.

And you're going. I'm sick of watching
you make out with your pillow.

He was just saying.

Boy, at least then Sarah have to go out
to hot clubs in they skimpy little

dresses and shake it for me.

I'm so lucky to have you, boo.

Yes, you are.

I would never make you go out to hot
clubs and shake it.

You can do that right here.

Right now.

Quickly, please.

The director's cut.

Great.

Now it's going to be even longer.

Oh, hey, Brianna. I'm so glad you're
here.

I need you to help run lines with me.
This is my chance to get back into the

time. Uh -uh. It's Saturday night, and I
have plans.

Oh, please.

Have I ever asked you for anything
besides money, liquor, or sex?

Who never asked me for sex?

You want me to start?

Okay, I'm cruise ship passenger number
82.

Okay.

But that was my line.

Are you playing a woman?

No, but see, in my mind, I'm ripping a
life jacket off of one.

Are you holding her under, too?

If she get between me and the camera.

See, it's gonna be big. It's like the
Black Titanic.

It's called Soul Boat.

The boat that really gets down.

Man, I got to be on that boat. I want to
get down. Oh, oh.

He is so crazy.

Oh, and musty.

But anyway, baby, do you want to watch
the movie first or the Julia Stiles

commentary?

Ooh. They both sound great.

That's a tough choice.

Let me think about it while I'm slowly
dying.

Arnaz, come here, man. We gotta talk to
you.

All right. Let me turn on the fire on my
caramel.

Arnaz, man, what are you doing?

I'm making caramel popcorn for movie
night.

It's my own secret recipe.

And the secret is you're gay.

No.

The secret is cinnamon.

And you're just hating because I have a
girl and you still have to go out and

look for one. Don't get us wrong. We
like Brianna.

But is it really worth it if you can't
even go out with the fellas?

What about my caramel corn?

Man, you're soft.

Dude, I am not soft.

Dude, you're wearing a gapron.

Excuse me?

Do you know how hard it is to get
caramel out of cotton?

Just admit it. You're afraid of Brianna.
Dude, I am not afraid of Brianna.

Huh?

Not afraid of Brianna, huh?

No, I'm not.

I can go out whenever I want, and I'll
prove it to you right now.

What's the holdup, playboy?

I'm waiting.

She's holding a shank.

No, she isn't. That's a nail file.

In her hand, it's a shank.

I'm good.

Hey, baby.

You're missing the part where Julia
Stiles is telling us how she learned how

be black from eating collard greens.

Uh, that sounds great.

Listen, the guys are going to a club I'm
going with them. There's caramel on the

stove. I love you. Polo!

Are you telling me that you'd rather go
out with the guys than be with me on a

Saturday night?

Uh, I wouldn't put it that way. Then how
would you put it?

I would say that I'd rather go out with
the guys than be with you on this

Saturday night.

See how I did that? Completely
different.

Fine, Arnaz, do what you gotta do. If
that's your choice, then go.

I'm trying, but... But what?

Is there something stopping you? Like
your conscience?

Your guilt? The knowledge that you are
willing to sacrifice our relationship

your own selfish needs?

You're sitting on my wallet.

your feet all night at the club.

You're just like my parents. You don't
want me to wear anything sexy because

think I'll get too much attention.

Maybe even more attention than you.

Please, Lisa. They're not magical shoes.

Well, we're going out. Have a fun movie
night with Ernest.

He's not here. He went out.

What? You two are apart?

No way.

He just went out with a guy.

Cool. Then you can go out with us.

Finally. Yeah.

No, I'm not really in the mood.

If we're there looking hot, then maybe
people won't notice the leaning tower of

Lisa.

Guys, check it out.

I got an empty bar stool next to a
hottie. Say about an eight.

Cool. I could date down if I have to.

That's funny. You say that like you have
a choice.

All right. Time to go feed you the corn.

Corn ball walking. Corn ball walking.

What the heck are you guys doing?

Club tactics, man.

Cash goes over and feeds those girls
corny lines.

Then we cruise over all smooth and make
that corn pop.

Let's go make out.

Hey, baby, you mind if I check your tag?

Just like I thought.

Made in heaven.

There you go, Cash. Man, I heard your
corny ass from way over there.

I'm so sorry, ladies, but rich guys
never have gang.

How you doing, baby? My name's D -Mac.

Or Ned.

And that's my rich friend, Cash.

Hey, you're good, baby. You're good.
You're good.

Uh -huh. Whoa, whoa, whoa. Hold up, bro.
What? No shorts, bro. We got a dress

code. Oh, yeah, for regular folks. But
see, I'm a celebrity.

I'm Manny, as in Manny of the house,
see? My house.

Yeah, well, tonight you Manny in the
street.

What? Let me tell you something, steroid
Steve. You just let Todd Bridges up in

here. Look, I gotta let Todd in. He's
the guy with the cologne set up in the

bathroom.

Step aside.

Oh, man.

Just for that, no autographs.

Hey, Frankie.

Hey. It's me and two friends. tonight.

Nice, nice.

Glad to see you ditch that loser from
last week.

Hey, that was me.

Yeah, I'm with them.

Hey, girls. Hey, ladies.

Hey, ladies.

Y 'all know this guy?

Oh, hey, Manny.

Nice. Never seen him before in my life.

Okay, ladies. Let's give him something
to look at.

I'm sorry about your breakup, but I feel
that a little grudge sex is liberating.

So, uh, liberate yourself, girl.

Grudge me. You know what I'm saying?

You guys are so crazy and cute.

Especially you.

Would you guys mind watching our seats
while we go to the ladies' room?

Our nays?

Uh, sure, but, uh, call me nazzy. Ooh, I
like that.

Dang, dude, my girl is so hot.

Yo, girl.

What about Brianna?

Come on, man. I'm just looking. All
right, sometime a dog has to go to the

of the leash and bark a little.

Woof, woof.

Okay, you're the corny guy from now on,
dog. Yeah,

if Brianna ever lets him out again.

Hey, look, Brianna's cool with us being
apart and doing our own thing.

I mean, here I am tonight, and where's
Brianna? I don't see her.

That's because she's behind you.

her at home she was alone that's why
they brought her out with us yeah that's

right we're having a girl's night out
aren't we lisa huh did you say something

can't hear you over the pain in my feet
now y 'all tripping why don't y 'all

have y 'all girl's night out somewhere
else why should we this is the hottest

club in hollywood that is until manny
smells

I'm having a guy's night out and then
you showed up. It's just kind of weird.

Really? So me being in the same club as
my boyfriend is kind of weird?

You're not with your boyfriend tonight.
He's with the fellas.

And she's with the girls.

Forget about it. I'm not about to let
these boys ruin our night.

Thanks for saving our seats, guys.

Sure, no problem.

Arnaz, you don't have to stand.

I can always sit on your lap.

I'm sorry, do I know you?

will kill us both.

Nuh -uh. I'm not gonna kill anybody. I
am too cute to kill anybody.

I'm just about to get my party on.

Brianna. Not now, Arnaz.

Come on, girl. Neck club.

guys at that last club.

Yeah, but all they wanted to talk about
was you two.

By the way, you guys have been dating
each other for about three years.

Sorry. It's a war out there.

So, are you still mad at Arnaz for
talking to that girl? No, it's okay.

about the girl.

Well, it kind of is. So little.

I think it's just because I'm in a new
town and I'm feeling threatened by

I tried to dress down.

Look, I don't know what you're worried
about. I mean, you're totally hot, too.

And if you want, you can borrow my
shoes.

Assuming the swelling goes down.

Okay, we're getting these off of your
shoes. Please.

Oh, my gosh.

Why are they so tight?

Oh, girl, your toes wound up like
sausages.

Look, you don't really need these shoes
to look hot.

Really? Really?

superficial at all.

I'm telling you, the ass in that girl
was so stacked, you could have played

pong on it.

You should have gotten her number. For
what, D -Mac? I've got Brianna.

But I did have a good time tonight,
though. Well, have you talked to your

yet? Nah, I know Brianna. She seems to
cool off.

Besides, can you blame her for being
jealous? I mean, the girls like what

see.

Stop that, man. Nobody wants to see
that. It was bad enough you was doing

on the dance floor.

Hey.

So, had fun with your boys tonight?

Yeah, it was cool.

How were your girls?

Nice.

So, how were your girls?

They weren't my girls. You're my girl.

I know.

Then why are you jealous?

Jealous of who?

The girl with the pay less shoes and the
pay even less cleavage?

Yeah, that was a little distracting.

I mean the shoes.

Look, come on. You don't have to worry
about anything with me.

I know, I wasn't worried.

It's just that you were so determined to
go out without me.

And then I see you hanging out with the
guys and the girls.

And I don't know, I guess it was harder
than I thought it would be.

Wait, what's harder?

Us? No, not us.

Us being here.

Away from home, away from our friends,
our family.

That's all I have out here.

Look, it's hard for me, too.

At least you have school. I'm still
trying to figure out what I'm going to

here.

But I think our roommates are okay.

I mean, I like hanging out with them.

Yeah, I guess you're right.

It wasn't that bad being away from you.
Okay. I mean, if we're never apart, how

can I miss you?

Wow, that's deep.

That's some college learning right
there.

All right, maybe I should get back.
Technically, it's still girls' night. I

know, but it's also guys' night.

And guys like to do this with girls.

Arnett, hurry up. We're hungry.

Hey, Brianna, don't let the guys have
all the good stuff.

You know what?

Party have the good stuff.

But they don't, so I'm going to eat
these cookies.

Yeah. Good night.

Slate your name, please.

Uh, Manny Sellers.

You probably remember me from Manny at
the House.

No?

Okay, well, see, I'm also a serious
dramatic actor. I did an episode of

.I. I got a copy of it.

Y 'all got that Betamax?

Just through the line. Oh, okay.

That was good,

but we're looking for a male passenger.

The female auditions are at three.

Hey, man, that's outrageous. See, I'm an
old man right here, baby. You know what

I'm saying?

You know, I don't have to take this.
Good day.

You did say 3 o 'clock, right?

Because, you know, I got a wig and a
skirt and a car.

I make it do what it do, baby.

Love you, Daddy. Love you, too, Netta.