All language subtitles for One On One s04e19 Glug, Glug

Good, you hear? You can settle this.

Brianna thinks that... No, no, no. Let
me talk.

Arnett called, and my dad took the
message, but he forgot to give it to me,

we both know what that really means.

Yeah, it means I was shocked the boy
could remember seven digits.

Oh, hi, guys. Come on in. Oh, I'm fine,
thanks. Nice to see you, too.

I'm sorry, baby. Hugs and kisses.

We need your advice. Can you fix her?

I'm not your therapist anymore, Flex.
Don't you remember? That's why you fired

me, so we could... Get busy? Yeah,
that's right. You can say it.

I was going to say have a meaningful
relationship.

Oh. Yeah, Brianna, grow up.

You're still going to get busy later,
right?

Listen, she's not going to help us. I
just want you to understand that Arnaz's

phone calls are important to me.

Not right now, Arnaz. I'm busy.

Now, I'm meeting Spirit at the mall so
we can shop for grad night. So, bye.

I'm so glad we worked this out.

You know, I have to admit, as excited as
I am for our first date tonight, I'm in

therapy. Really?

No, because anybody can see you once a
week.

I want to see you once you neg it.

I wanted to remind you about our meeting
with the accountant tonight.

Payroll taxes are tonight?

I thought that was next week.

You can't blow this off.

I mean, they put people away for not
paying their taxes. And we both know

I'm not pretty enough to survive in jail
like you.

All right, I'll be there, but he better
not take too long. I have a date tonight

with Danielle at the planetarium. See, I
rented it out after hours for a private

show.

Not a planetarium, huh?

Man, who wants to look at fish at night?

No, D, it's a place where you go to look
at the galaxies and the constellations.

Yeah, you're right. She's a really big
fan of fish.

But the point is, it's an important
date.

See, I've never had a woman come into my
life and just make everything better.

Yeah, man.

It's kind of like me and candy.

Which is why tonight, I'm popping the
big question.

Are you going to ask her to stop wearing
heels?

No, man. The other big question.

I'm officially proposing.

Finally. I mean, congratulations.

Yeah, then after that, I'm going to talk
to you about the heels thing. Yeah,

yeah. I mean, a woman's a treat. Oh,
yeah.

Although I don't mind climbing.

Candy,

you have to help me.

This is my first date since my ex
-husband.

God, I'm so nervous.

You know, I might just be in my bra and
panties when Flex comes to pick me up.

Well, that would take care of the small
talk.

Nah. You know, I must admit, I never
really got the whole Flex thing.

No. Even when we were kids, all the
girls liked him. And all I saw was the

skinny kid who collected farts into a
tennis ball can.

He plays tennis, too?

Oh, my God. I love him.

Well, obviously love is blind and has no
sense of smell.

Oh, sit down, girl.

Where's he taking you? I don't know.
It's a surprise. All he said was be

at nine.

Hmm. That's strange.

Dwayne has a surprise for me, too.

Wait, you've been dating Dwayne for a
while. I figured you'd be used to

Girl, don't knock it. That little
mechanic knows his way around this

Man, I cannot believe this.

Five luxury buses with TVs and reclining
seats, and we get stuck on a short bus

because of spirit.

We're late because of A -Train. Isn't
that her fault her boyfriend's a flake?

Oh, and don't worry. We won't tell
anyone this isn't your first time on the

short list.

Thanks, baby.

Hey, Greg.

Look, no helmet.

Thanks a lot for going to my grad night,
A -Train. It's not like I haven't been

looking forward to this for months.

I don't see how this night could get
much worse.

Yeah. Thanks for showing me.

All right, listen up.

Hands where I can see them.

And lips.

Thank you.

Now, I'm going to be on the other bus
because, well, because I can be.

Brad, as class president, I know I can
count on you to keep this bus in line.

That's right, Miss Laurel. I brought
flashcards and juice boxes.

Greg here is going to be my eyes and
ears, so behave.

She's gone.

Let's get this party cracking.

Ain't no party.

Like a short bus party.

Don't stop.

Booyah! Who's up for a juice box, baby?

I can't believe reception with a bunch
of nerds. This is supposed to be one of

our last great nights before we
graduate, before we end up going our

ways. Why wait?

There's an empty seat back there.

Spirit, don't go.

I'll send you guys to Busch Gardens.

Your spirit, right?

Cheer up, girl. You're on the party bus.

There's no room for depression.

That's what my 30s are for.

I must be growing old prematurely. You
look young and hot to me.

Hey.

Here.

What the heck is that?

It's just a little bourbon and mango
madness.

A little something I like to call the
McKinley.

Feel good.

Well, good is something I need to feel
right now. Thanks to my so -called

boyfriend.

Here's to my crappy life.

To Spirit's crappy life.

Gee whiz, that accountant, man. I'm
going to be late for my date with

Now he's got ten minutes and then I got
to go.

Oh, me too, but I can't wait that long.

Man, there's something wrong with this
sandwich.

It's mortadella.

It's mortadella.

I'll be in my other office.

Oh, finally.

And you're late. We gotta hurry up and
have another appointment.

Believe you me, I'm gonna make this as
quick as I can.

I see we take casual Fridays very
seriously.

I take this very seriously, too. Hey!

False alarm.

Hey, man, weren't you in here last week
looking for a job?

Did I tell you? You're hired.

Hey, you got the job. Yeah, welcome.

Is it through bunny ears, through the
rabbit hole, or is it the rabbit hole,

through the bunny ears?

Come on, man, look. The night deposit is
on the desk in an envelope. Just take

it and go.

I got a big date tonight.

Oh, a big date. I guess it's easy when
you got money, a car, and a job.

Don't forget good looks.

We can change that. Oh, oh, oh.

Hey, look, if you want me to hook you up
with somebody, I can do that. But

you're going to have to go home and
change your clothes first.

Because you never hooked me up with
anybody.

Because you never held a gun to my head.
Oh, now you're telling me. You don't

even know what happened. Man, the two of
you, shut up. I ain't just selling them

for the night deposit.

This place is high end. You got M .A .T.
Wells, Asante, Bold Sound System,

Alpine, and you deal a lot in cash.

So I know you got a safe. Oh, do you
now? Huh? But do you know that the safe

behind a leather shine display? Do you
know that?

Change of subject.

Welcome to D's, Devs, and Selves. How
may I help you?

I will survive.

As long as I know how to love, I know I
stand alive.

There it is, Kevin. Way too good a time.
What do you think's going on?

I can tell you what's not going on. Us.

This is our grad night.

You should be thinking about me, because
I'm thinking about you.

Never mind, you don't want to know what
I'm thinking about.

I'm sorry, baby, you're right. Tonight
is about us and the end of our high

school life.

That was some musical interlude,
everyone.

Wait, I'm just going to go over my
spirit of how important tonight is.

Except with you.

Ew!

Well, how many of these have you had?

McKinley feels good.

Let's just say, I feels McKinley great.

Well, you better call it before the
driver tells Miss Laurel that you're

It's not a problem. I'm helping Greg get
his GED.

Long as the word, right, Greg?

You know drinking is not going to solve
anything.

for you to say your boyfriend's always
here do you know how many times i've

watched you guys make out it's like
cinemax not that i don't love you

because i do i love you so much and you
are so drunk

is this how you want to remember your
grad night do

you want to know The real reason A
-Train didn't come

tonight?

I wouldn't put out!

The trash!

You wouldn't put it out. Girl, how many
boyfriends have you lost because of

this? Spirit.

I put out.

Oh, fine. You know, I'll give your
number to A -Train. He's looking for a

girl.

angry I am.

And how hot I look.

Oh, man, are you lucky you were this
close to never seeing me naked?

Girl, I saw you naked at the spa.

And you're all right.

Candy, what are you doing here? Why
aren't you with Dwayne? Because he's not

home. He told me to meet him at his
place at 9. And I got there right on

.15. Now it's 9 .30 and I haven't seen
or heard from him. I haven't heard from

him either.

You know, Dwayne told me that they had a
meeting with their accountant after

work. Wait, what kind of accountant
meets after regular business hours? The

who deducts a night at Hooters as a
business expense?

Why would they do that when they have
dates with us?

They're men, and they think they can
have it all. Oh, they'll get all worked

over tight tank tops and hot wings, then
come back up in here without even a

phone card, damn doggy bag.

Them suck.

Mm -hmm. And you know what goes good
with men, Hayden?

Wine. How can they be so mean and
inconsiderate?

No, not that kind of wine.

Talk about the kind you drink. Red or
white.

Whichever box is open.

We're here.

Chug them if you got them.

Come on, Spirit, get up. But I can't.

My up is down.

All right, everybody off.

Are you all right, Spirit?

Uh, yeah, it's just a little motion
sickness. I'm going to stay with her.

All right, well, I'll check on you
later.

Check on him later.

There's no reason for her to ruin both
our nights, is there?

But Arnaz, Spirit needs us.

What? No one told her to get drunk. Just
prop her up.

Greg will watch her.

I am so drunk.

Good times!

I'll call Danielle, please, man. This is
our first date.

Man, you can call her when the safe is
open. Okay, okay.

18, 25.

I'm too nervous to remember.

Does this help, punk?

You know what? I want to open up this
thing as much as you do. I have a

engagement ring in there.

Are you going to want that, too?

Stop messing around and open.

All right, all right, all right, man.
That's not helping. All right?

All right, I know it's 18 to the left
because that's how old I was when I left

my virginity.

to the right, because that's how old I
was the next time I had sex, and that's

just not right.

Man, you weren't 18, you were 22.

I remember because I paid.

Has he always been this dumb?

I don't know.

We've only been friends since he was
five.

Well, here's another dumb thing.

He about to put this Viper on these 22s.
They look all right, but 18s will hug

the road better.

Man, you gonna ruin this car just to
make a dollar?

Shame on you. Says the man holding the
gun.

Oh, just kidding, man.

You didn't tell me you knew this much
about cars when you came in looking for

job. You ain't give me a chance.

That's because you came in here dressed
like a thug and, oh, what do you know?

You're a thug.

Well, when I came in, you was dressed
like an idiot. And, oh, what do you

You're an idiot.

Man, you got one more minute to open
that slate.

Uh -oh.

You been pumped.

I'm just going to go outside and get
assed. You ain't going to get nobody.

It's fake gun.

I thought you were tied up. Man, you
made a slit, not Dwayne.

Man, no wonder my shoes keep falling
off.

Man, I wouldn't hurt nobody.

Just trying to get a little money. Well,
that's not the way you go about it,

little brother.

Easy for you to say, Mr. Flat -out man.

Oh, snap, you watch my show?

Look, man, it's not like I haven't been
trying to do the right thing.

You don't know what kind of pressure I'm
under. I got a kid on the way.

You don't know my life. Man, I don't
hear none of that. You don't know what I

know, man.

What if we give you a job?

What? Mate, you're offering him a job?
Flex, he pulled a gun on us. Mate, what

would you have done if he shot me?

Adopted him?

Come on, little thug. Come here, man.

Look, dude, this kid could have been us
if we didn't get the brace that we did.

That was a fake gun.

Now, if we turn him in, what good is
that going to do?

Next time, it's going to be a real gun.

I say we give the kid a chance.

I don't know.

Oh, hey.

Hey, where are you going, man?

We're talking about giving you a job and
you're trying to sneak off?

Oh, you were serious?

What kind of fool gives somebody a job
that was going to rob them?

You obviously don't know what kind of
fool you're dealing with.

Hey, come here, man. Come here.

You know what? I'll take another look at
your application, all right?

Why don't you come back here tomorrow
and we'll talk about it. All right.

All right. Okay.

Get out of here.

And wear a tie.

And what if this doesn't work out?

Guess not.

After all, it's not like I'm here every
day. Let's roll.

R -E -S -P -E -T -T Find out what it
means to me R -E -S -P -E -T -T Take

care of me, baby I said suck it, suck
it, suck it, suck it, suck it, suck it,

suck it, suck it, suck it, suck it, suck
it, suck it, suck it, suck it,

suck it, suck it, suck it, suck it, suck
it, suck it, suck it, suck it, suck it,

suck it, suck it, suck it, suck it, suck
it, suck it, suck it, suck it, suck it,

suck it, suck it, suck it, suck it, suck
it, suck it, suck it, suck it, suck it,

suck it, suck it, suck it, suck it, suck
it, suck it, suck it, suck it, suck it,

suck it, suck it, suck it, suck it, suck
it,

suck Sorry we're late. You'll never
guess what happened to us. Baby, we were

robbed at fake gunpoint.

Yeah, yeah, but we didn't know it was
fake.

Well, Dwayne never does.

Uh, baby, there's a difference between
knowing and caring.

What? Give me a break. I know you were
at Hooters.

You know, you don't show me any R -E -S
-P -C -T.

Tell him, girl.

Daniel, look into my eyes, okay? I would
never lie to you. What I told you was

true.

I wish it weren't, because I went
through a lot of trouble to give you a

surprise tonight.

Yeah, Candy, and I had a big surprise
for you, too.

But I guess we're going to have to wait,
because I couldn't get the ring out of

the safe.

Ring? What kind of ring?

Engagement ring.

Candace Taylor, will you be my wife?

killing me.

This is worse than when my weave is too
tight.

Look, I know you're upset about A
-Train, but if you had slept with him

found out he was a jerk, imagine how
much worse you would feel.

But I finally had a boyfriend.

I went into high school a loser.

And I was coming out a winner.

Now I'm just a loser again.

Having a man does not make you a winner.

Having friends makes you a winner.

But all I have is you and Arnaz.

I didn't say how many friends.

Now just sit back and relax your weave.

What are you doing here?

I felt bad about Spirit.

And you have my wallet in your purse.

Mostly I felt bad about Spirit.

Are you still mad at me, Arnaz?

Yeah, I'm not mad. I'm disappointed.

It was Grad and I that were supposed to
be the three of us, and you missed it

because you were drunk.

one time, it's not like I have a
problem.

That's what my mom used to say.

Oh, your mom.

I'm so sorry, Arnaz. I'm such an idiot.

Yeah, you are.

But you are idiots.

I love you guys.

Goodbye.

Yeah, stay down there. Your breath is
kicking like karate.

Well, Dwayne, baby, it is their first
date. Maybe they want to be alone.

You remember our first date?

You think they're playing Scattergores
with my mama?

After the Scattergores, Dwayne.

Ooh.

You know, we should probably go, huh? I

went in tonight special.

I'm just glad you're all right.

It wasn't completely shot.

If you look off into the distance, right
there, you see a little star that the

universe will forever call Danielle

45K97QR1.

Oh, you had a star named after me.

A little flower and chocolate and a
string quartet involved, too, but...

This was... The most amazing

first date.

What? Ain't finished.

There's more?

Yes. You've seen the star.

Now I'm going to take you inside and fly
you to the moon.

Love you too, Netta.