All language subtitles for One On One s04e08 Daddys Home

To the east from the sky, I think some
folks call it rain.

I don't know why, you folks died in your
pain.

We call it Jesus!

Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah!

So?

I have never heard anything like that
before in my life.

Ever.

Spirit? Yeah, that was the worst. Um, I
think what Spirit was about to say was,

um, it's all about your word.

And, um, maybe if you were to get a new
lead singer, you would have more time to

concentrate on your songwriting.

That's what I was thinking.

But what would the band sound like
without me singing?

Music?

Do not listen to her.

Look, why don't you just ask the band
and see how they feel?

Okay.

Hey guys, I've been thinking if we got a
new lead singer then Look

how supportive they are

I don't have any money for you, baby.

I'm spending it all on redoing that
stupid kitchen as a surprise for your

grandma. Maybe if I'm lucky, she'll hate
it and stay away another month.

Dad, I need to talk to Mom. I'm not
convinced she's still alive.

Well, I have to get over to Arnaz's.

Oh, Arnaz is back with his mother? I
thought she was, uh... No, he has his

apartment. Oh, and you let her go over
there?

No. I do not.

Not until she does the dishes.

Okay.

One swoop bars.

And I'm out. All right. Hey, don't be
long. You just have to finish our

entries. We have therapy tomorrow, and I
don't want you stealing from the old

Cosby reruns.

See, if you walk outside, you got to put
on the coat. See, don't put on the

coat.

That's right.

Get jiggy with it.

You have a diary too, Nancy?

It's a journal, Pop, and yes, it's a
helpful tool in our therapy.

Therapy? You mean you pay some stranger
to tell you what your problem is? No,

Dad, that's what I have you for.

I can't believe you would let your
daughter go over to some strange boy's

apartment. Pop, it's Arnaz. I said
strange.

There's no telling what they could be
doing over there.

Dad, unlike you, I trust my child. We've
taken our relationship to a whole other

level. Well, yeah, you need to come back
down to planet butt -whooping.

Ah, yes, in the galaxy of... I'll give
you something to cry about.

Obviously, Pop, we have different
parenting styles.

Well, I would have never let your sister
go over to some boy's apartment

unchaperoned.

Bernadette? Oh, I'm sorry, or should I
say Miss July in Mechanics Monthly?

And I suppose that's what you talk about
in therapy?

What a bad father you think I am?

Please, Dad, we only have an hour in
therapy.

Look, I don't want Brianna to graduate,
walk out that door, and never want to

come back again.

So I'd appreciate if you'd stay out of
it. And if you'd stay out of my closet,

you're stretching out my shirts all up
in the air.

One of you is going to be the front man
for the next great rock and roll

revolution. We want someone who's going
to bring it.

All right, first up, Philbert Kyle
Jenkins.

When can you start?

As soon as you get us our own stylist, a
vegetarian chef, and a fully loaded

tour bus with the driver of our choice.

And we want a new drummer.

Next.

All right, bye, Dwayne. Bye, Grandpa.

Bye, Grandpa.

That's all I ever hear from you these
days.

That and, I'm going to our nazis.

Oh, yeah.

I'm going to our nazis.

Uh -oh, Mr. Barnes. Let me ask you. One
business owner to another.

Do I have to make a profit before I give
myself a $1 ,000 raise?

The idea is to make money, Dwayne.

Right. Right.

Then I'll give myself $2 ,000.

Hey, Pop. What's up, D?

Hey, Fleck. Good news. I just gave
myself a raise.

Now I'm going to go out, spend all night
celebrating, and then call myself in

sick.

I feel sorry for him.

Dwayne? No, his father.

Imagine going all those years not
knowing you had a son, and then you meet

and he's Dwayne.

What's with all the tools, Pop?

Oh, I've just been fixing some things
around here you seem to be neglecting,

like this sink and that flickering lamp
in your bedroom.

You fixed my lamp?

It's supposed to be that way. It sets
the mood.

Oh, please tell me you didn't touch my
fog machine.

I thought that was a smoking radio. I
tossed that.

Why can't you be like other old people,
sit in the park, feed the pigeons, and

try to remember who you are?

Well, excuse me for fixing things.

Back in my day when things were broken,
we fixed them, and parents knew what

their children were doing.

So this is about Brown and Arnaz? No,
this is about you not knowing how to

your child.

You're too easy on her. She's got no
curfew, and you let her run around all

the place with that gypsy girl.

What's her name? Ghost?

Spirit, Pop. My name is Spirit.

You know what? You have two other
children. Why don't you go irritate

I heard that.

So you think I'm irritating, huh?

Well, maybe your therapist can give you
the tools you need to cope with me.

No, I'm out of here, man.

Where are my keys?

Why aren't my keys in the key dish?
That's what the key dish is for. The key

dish are for my keys. Where are my keys?

In the drawer.

The key drawer.

You know what? I'd appreciate it if you
wouldn't touch my lamp, my sink, or

anything else that's broke. I like
things broke.

That's why I hang out with Dwayne.

I'll touch anything I want to around
here, mister. If it wasn't for me, you

wouldn't have any of this stuff. Not
this high -tech TV, not this overpriced

couch, and not this fancy leather
journal.

Waiting for you to meet Charlie.

Oh, is he cute? No, the important thing
is, can Charlie sing?

Yeah, but a cute lead singer can get
away with being bad.

Unless it's Arnaz.

I love your bedroom, Arnaz.

Nice to meet Hendrix Foster.

It's cool, isn't it? Yeah.

Um, Arnaz, who is Fifi and why was she
in your bedroom?

This is our new singer, Charlie. She's
moved here from France.

Yeah. My father just opened a new
restaurant.

It's, uh... How do you say?

A subway.

Charlie, this is Spirit and Brianna.

His girlfriend, Brianna.

Oh, I didn't know you had a girlfriend.

Most rockers like to be free.

Yeah, well, this one's on lockdown,
Frenchie.

Hey, Charlie, if you have time now,
maybe we can get a little rehearsing in.

Hey, whatever you say.

From now on, I'm all yours.

Oh, it was nice to meet you, Bridget.

Countdown, 50.

Hey, Pop, packing up already?

I can't believe they finished the
kitchen. I thought it'd take at least a

to get that linoleum off the walls.

Why would I take the linoleum off the
walls? That would be like taking the

plastic runners off the shag rugs.

And that kitchen is not ready yet. If
your mother calls, tell her I will be

staying at Duane's.

Duane's? Why are you going over to
Duane's? Nobody stays there on purpose.

This suffocating, overbearing, demanding
father doesn't want to be a bad

influence on your daughter.

He read my journal.

You forgot.

Nosy, stubborn, and oh yeah, I want my
shirt back, even if it fits like a

It's wrong

Well, you know what? It must...

bad connection because he's my man. Can
you hear me now?

Hey, you guys miss my singing?

That's funny.

I miss your singing, boo, but not as
much as I miss your kisses.

We sound great, right?

And Charlie's like, she's just so... I
don't even have words for her.

Brianna does.

Me too.

Okay, now together.

They're just trying to get to me.

Well, it's not working.

Shut up!

Grandpa must really be mad at you.

But at least he's not making eyes at
Dwayne.

Arnaz's new thing with Charlie keeps
coming on to him, and I think he likes

Uh -huh. I knew that boy was gay.

So maybe it's time for you to move on
and see some other people.

But, Daddy, I love him.

Love? Brianna, you don't love him. It's
just a crush.

Just forget it.

Wait a minute.

I'm sorry.

Look, it's not for me to say whether
you're in love or not.

I'm praying for not.

But we can talk about it.

You sure?

Yeah. Sit down.

All right.

So what makes you think this Charlie is
interested in Arnaz?

Well, the way she... and how she... Ooh,
you wouldn't believe when... I just

know.

You don't think Arnaz is interested in
her, do you?

Well, I don't think so.

Well, you should see her up there, all
cool and and gyrating, and she's French.

Ooh, Arnaz, croissant, croissant.

Look, baby, relationships are based on
trust.

Now, if you really care about him, you
got to talk to him. And remember, Talk

slowly. It is Arnaz.

I don't know. Come here.

The song we're singing is about you.

It's called I Wanna Brianna.

Charlie, you help me put it together.

I wanna Brianna?

I wanna crawl in a hole and die.

And I'm asked, I don't want no trouble
with your cheerleader girlfriend.

I stop bringing her up.

Brianna, there's no need to be jealous.

Well, I wouldn't say I was jealous. I
might have gotten the wrong impression.

Might have put my foot in my mouth, but
jealous I am not.

There's no reason to be.

Remember, I want a Brianna.

And I want an Arnett.

Okay.

Okay, well, I'll leave you two alone so
you can go back to rehearsing.

Cool.

I'll call you later.

All right.

And then this part here. Arnett.

And then you kiss me.

I think for this one, just me.

The way you crack me up. Back in my day,
people used to have sons

like you.

Except me.

Oh, hi, Flex.

Dad, I really think we should talk. Or
did you lose your voice from all that

fake laughing?

I'm sorry, son.

Me and Dwayne are in the middle of
something.

Yeah, we're playing cast.

Heads up.

Strike one.

Dwayne, why don't you go and get those
pictures of your father? I want to get

know the real Dwayne.

You want to get to know me?

Okay.

You came over here to talk me into
coming back? Forget it.

I'm having a good time over here.

Weird, but good.

Dad, I'm sorry if I hurt your feelings,
but you shouldn't have read my journal.

It's like that time when you found a
Victoria's Secret catalog under my bed.

I really was looking for a bathrobe for
Mom.

For Christmas.

In July.

Well, why would I be hurt just because
you called me suffocating, overbearing,

and demanding?

You meant those things in a good way.
Right, Flex?

You did what you thought was best. You
were just too strict.

I mean, if you had just trusted me,
maybe I wouldn't have constantly tested

boundaries and wouldn't have ended up
with Dad at 18.

It's not my fault you thought safe sex
meant keeping the car door locked.

Aha, that's where you're wrong. Brianna
wasn't conceived in your Cutler Supreme.

She was conceived at the Green Door
Motel. How you like me now?

The Green Door Motel.

Those were your matchbooks?

I owe your mother an apology.

All I'm saying is, it would have been
nice if we could have talked about what

was going through instead of faking off
all the time.

Pop, I love you.

But I don't want things to be the same
way between Brianna and me.

Are you saying you're a better father
than I was?

Well, you sure as hell didn't turn out
so bad.

I put three kids through college, and
one of them is on TV and not on an

of Cops.

Dad, I'm not saying you did a poor job,
but I don't want it to take 20 years for

Brianna to tell me how she really feels.

That's why we're going to therapy.

You mean you're not there because of me?

No, I'm there because of Brianna.

And the therapist is kind of hot.

Hey, Grandpa. Hey, sweetie.

I just wanted to tell you that you were
right and everything's cool with me and

Arnaz, but I'm still looking out for
Charlie.

So does this mean you two made up?

I don't know.

Dad?

Yeah.

I guess I'm realizing there are a lot of
different ways to be a good parent.

And from what I see in front of me, we
both did a pretty good job.

Now, let's get out of here before Dwayne
comes back. He likes to be held after

he cries, and I am not in the mood.

The whole thing out of mind, it's all
the rocking back and forth and back, and

then you got to rub his ear and all
that.

Definitely keep your eyes on her.

Love you too, Netta.