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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:02,369 --> 00:00:06,890 Dwayne, you are something else. Who knew this much romance came in such a tiny 2 00:00:06,890 --> 00:00:08,650 package? Oh, yeah, baby. 3 00:00:09,070 --> 00:00:10,710 I am sized for fun. 4 00:00:11,250 --> 00:00:13,810 Come here, girl. 5 00:00:18,210 --> 00:00:19,330 Dwayne, did you see that, baby? 6 00:00:20,090 --> 00:00:25,670 Oh, that sounded like it came from Dwayne's apartment. 7 00:00:26,270 --> 00:00:27,330 What's he up to now? 8 00:00:27,630 --> 00:00:28,630 I know that scream. 9 00:00:29,050 --> 00:00:30,730 He must have just showed Candy his bank statement. 10 00:00:34,530 --> 00:00:36,250 Baby, why don't you go over there and check on him? 11 00:00:36,870 --> 00:00:39,290 Daddy, has this horror movie taught us nothing? 12 00:00:39,670 --> 00:00:43,750 The beautiful teenage vixen is always the first to get it. 13 00:00:44,770 --> 00:00:48,770 You're more like the unsuspecting groundskeeper who always makes it to the 14 00:00:48,770 --> 00:00:50,350 closing credits. You go, you go. 15 00:00:51,830 --> 00:00:53,290 All right, all right, I'll be right back. 16 00:01:03,080 --> 00:01:05,060 back in there unless you do something about that little monster. 17 00:01:06,760 --> 00:01:09,360 Dwayne, I told you, lights off, then undress. 18 00:01:11,740 --> 00:01:15,620 No, Flex, I have a mouse, and no candy is not a monster. It's one of Mother 19 00:01:15,620 --> 00:01:18,920 Nature's little creatures who just happens to have the ability to poop 20 00:01:18,920 --> 00:01:19,920 walks. 21 00:01:20,600 --> 00:01:23,560 Listen, I moved from the country to the city to get away from little creatures 22 00:01:23,560 --> 00:01:26,740 like mine. Now, baby, if there's one mouse, there's two, and if there's two, 23 00:01:26,780 --> 00:01:27,439 there's ten. 24 00:01:27,440 --> 00:01:28,500 Is that that new country, ma 'am? 25 00:01:30,280 --> 00:01:33,980 Until that mouse is gone, you will get no more of this candy. Come on, fake. 26 00:01:36,620 --> 00:01:37,620 Joke's on her. 27 00:01:37,840 --> 00:01:39,020 I got my own candy. 28 00:01:41,260 --> 00:01:42,620 You miss her already, don't you? 29 00:01:45,180 --> 00:01:46,340 I eat to forget. 30 00:01:59,280 --> 00:02:00,280 When there's nobody 31 00:02:38,320 --> 00:02:40,320 equals jobs. Jobs equal money. 32 00:02:40,920 --> 00:02:44,080 And money equals me roping a steered cowboy camp. 33 00:02:46,380 --> 00:02:47,520 But I digress. 34 00:02:48,300 --> 00:02:53,920 Look, the point is the only segment that still has a pulse is our flex files. 35 00:02:54,980 --> 00:02:59,460 And can I just say that my back is killing me from carrying all y 'all. 36 00:03:00,760 --> 00:03:03,760 There is no I in team, player. 37 00:03:04,900 --> 00:03:06,880 No, but there is one in superstar. 38 00:03:09,000 --> 00:03:14,120 All right, team, you know, I'm almost glad we had this little chat here today. 39 00:03:15,640 --> 00:03:22,460 Look, just go out there, get the good stories, do the 40 00:03:22,460 --> 00:03:23,460 best you can. 41 00:03:25,840 --> 00:03:27,440 And not so fast. 42 00:03:27,920 --> 00:03:29,040 Say, Ip -a -star. 43 00:03:30,980 --> 00:03:34,300 Flex, I didn't want to embarrass you in front of your peers. I know how 44 00:03:34,300 --> 00:03:37,100 sensitive you can be about your precious little flex files. 45 00:03:38,190 --> 00:03:42,150 What are you talking about, Hank? He said my ratings are great. I'm the king 46 00:03:42,150 --> 00:03:45,770 sports shows. Well, you've just lost your throne, your highness. 47 00:03:47,050 --> 00:03:50,490 Blaine Lockraven's show is number one in your time slot, and that makes you. 48 00:03:50,610 --> 00:03:51,610 Don't say it, Hank. 49 00:03:52,890 --> 00:03:53,890 Number two. 50 00:03:55,970 --> 00:03:58,190 What does Blaine Lockraven have that I don't have? 51 00:03:58,450 --> 00:03:59,670 I get good stories, too. 52 00:03:59,910 --> 00:04:01,950 I was there when Mike Tyson got out of jail. 53 00:04:04,710 --> 00:04:07,450 Blaine Lockraven stole a car to get in jail with him. 54 00:04:09,880 --> 00:04:16,019 What if I told you that Zorbo Vyshnevisevic just transferred to my 55 00:04:16,019 --> 00:04:17,500 school? The Baltic bomber? 56 00:04:18,180 --> 00:04:21,399 He's the hottest European import ever to play the game of basketball. 57 00:04:21,839 --> 00:04:26,520 Uh -huh. Word on the street is he may skip college and go right to the NBA. 58 00:04:26,880 --> 00:04:29,700 But everybody in town's been trying to get near this kid. It's like he's got 59 00:04:29,700 --> 00:04:31,440 own personal iron curtain. 60 00:04:32,300 --> 00:04:35,120 And who can leap an iron curtain in a single bound? 61 00:04:37,080 --> 00:04:38,080 Hmm? 62 00:04:38,670 --> 00:04:39,670 No clue. 63 00:04:41,670 --> 00:04:42,670 Wait. 64 00:04:43,130 --> 00:04:44,290 Did those mousetraps work? 65 00:04:44,570 --> 00:04:45,569 Oh, yeah. 66 00:04:45,570 --> 00:04:46,570 They worked. 67 00:04:48,090 --> 00:04:52,330 What if those traps didn't work? How you gonna catch the mouse? 68 00:04:53,770 --> 00:04:57,410 Baby, in order to catch a mouse, you have to think like a mouse. 69 00:04:58,090 --> 00:05:00,310 Now, what catches mice? A cat. 70 00:05:01,070 --> 00:05:02,350 Too girly. Come on, baby. 71 00:05:02,570 --> 00:05:04,410 Think nature's hitman. 72 00:05:04,690 --> 00:05:06,910 What did you get, Dwayne? Ah, there he is. 73 00:05:07,130 --> 00:05:08,130 Gordy! 74 00:05:08,590 --> 00:05:09,509 A snake? 75 00:05:09,510 --> 00:05:10,510 Uh -huh. 76 00:05:10,550 --> 00:05:11,610 Get the mouse, Gordy. 77 00:05:12,470 --> 00:05:14,710 Get the mouse, Gordon. The mouse, Gordon. No. 78 00:05:17,430 --> 00:05:18,430 Yeah, 79 00:05:18,850 --> 00:05:21,170 Hank. Yeah, so you want the scoop on Zorbo, huh? 80 00:05:21,490 --> 00:05:26,450 Well, my daughter tells me that every day during lunch, he practices by 81 00:05:28,390 --> 00:05:29,670 Uh, it's Flex. 82 00:05:30,830 --> 00:05:31,830 Flex Washington. 83 00:05:33,250 --> 00:05:34,250 Flat out. 84 00:05:36,970 --> 00:05:41,410 I am going to get the interview because I am the only reporter who knows about 85 00:05:41,410 --> 00:05:42,410 it. 86 00:05:49,770 --> 00:05:50,810 Blaine Lockwood. 87 00:05:51,090 --> 00:05:53,610 Well, Flex Washington. 88 00:05:53,830 --> 00:05:55,030 Pleasure to see you again. 89 00:05:55,790 --> 00:05:59,370 Sticky wicket, this one, eh? So how do we get to this guy? Well, that's going 90 00:05:59,370 --> 00:06:01,870 require some wit, some panache, my young Flex. 91 00:06:02,090 --> 00:06:05,290 I remember once, bear with me if you've heard this before. 92 00:06:06,090 --> 00:06:11,150 Anywho, I once posed as a doctor in order to get the scoop on Shaq's toe 93 00:06:11,150 --> 00:06:12,150 surgery. 94 00:06:12,430 --> 00:06:16,050 Well, so you threw on some scrubs and snooped around a hospital. That's not so 95 00:06:16,050 --> 00:06:17,050 tricky. 96 00:06:18,630 --> 00:06:21,570 And I performed an appendectomy. 97 00:06:25,110 --> 00:06:28,830 Arnaz, if you weren't going to help us decorate for the pep rally, then why did 98 00:06:28,830 --> 00:06:29,830 you volunteer? 99 00:06:30,050 --> 00:06:31,050 Hmm. 100 00:06:31,270 --> 00:06:32,270 Band practice. 101 00:06:33,400 --> 00:06:35,600 Or cheerleaders on ladders. 102 00:06:37,340 --> 00:06:40,380 I'm choosing the ladder. 103 00:06:42,060 --> 00:06:45,060 A little to the left. 104 00:06:45,820 --> 00:06:47,420 That's not quite straight, Luis. 105 00:06:49,200 --> 00:06:50,700 He's peeping, Tom. 106 00:06:51,340 --> 00:06:53,020 Ow, that hurt. 107 00:06:53,360 --> 00:06:57,020 You Americans, you have shoulders like the baby. 108 00:06:58,540 --> 00:06:59,600 The baby? 109 00:06:59,960 --> 00:07:01,300 Yeah, baby. 110 00:07:02,609 --> 00:07:03,609 Infant. Kitten. 111 00:07:04,210 --> 00:07:05,210 Poppy. 112 00:07:05,870 --> 00:07:06,870 Chick. 113 00:07:08,050 --> 00:07:09,610 Hey, who are you calling a chick? 114 00:07:09,870 --> 00:07:10,950 You, baby. 115 00:07:11,410 --> 00:07:13,210 Ow! Hey, who are you calling a baby? 116 00:07:15,030 --> 00:07:16,030 Yo. 117 00:07:22,010 --> 00:07:23,010 Shorty. 118 00:07:35,280 --> 00:07:37,560 looking very bootylicious today. 119 00:07:39,120 --> 00:07:41,600 And you're of the heezy for sheezy. 120 00:07:43,020 --> 00:07:44,780 What? What? 121 00:07:46,160 --> 00:07:47,160 What? 122 00:07:47,460 --> 00:07:51,780 Well, I would just very much like to kick with you. 123 00:07:53,500 --> 00:07:54,499 Kick it? 124 00:07:54,500 --> 00:07:57,880 What? No, kick it. Kick it. 125 00:07:58,420 --> 00:07:59,580 What? What? 126 00:08:00,940 --> 00:08:02,620 Okay, how about bye? 127 00:08:02,840 --> 00:08:03,840 Bye. 128 00:08:06,090 --> 00:08:07,290 I have to get in there somehow. 129 00:08:07,710 --> 00:08:09,690 Some... The air vents. 130 00:08:10,130 --> 00:08:11,270 Sandy, grease me. 131 00:08:13,590 --> 00:08:15,230 How do I get in there? 132 00:08:17,350 --> 00:08:21,270 Come to the PTA meeting. Meet the new president, Flex Washington. 133 00:08:21,690 --> 00:08:22,690 Hey, that's me. 134 00:08:26,350 --> 00:08:28,230 That's Washington PTA president. 135 00:08:28,630 --> 00:08:29,750 Surprise gym inspection. 136 00:08:30,030 --> 00:08:34,510 Yes, right. We got a bake sale going on next week, so we got Bundt cakes coming 137 00:08:34,510 --> 00:08:36,450 in. We got muffins, snickerdoodles. 138 00:08:37,830 --> 00:08:41,590 And we need to check the temperature in the gym to make sure the snickers don't 139 00:08:41,590 --> 00:08:42,590 doodle. 140 00:08:44,270 --> 00:08:46,810 Don't just stand there. Let me in, Mr. Furley. Come on. 141 00:08:49,970 --> 00:08:50,970 Don't be mad. 142 00:08:52,670 --> 00:08:55,690 Yeah, right. Here we are. This is where we at with it. Right there. Yeah, yeah, 143 00:08:55,710 --> 00:08:56,890 yeah. Uh -huh. It's okay. 144 00:08:57,610 --> 00:09:00,570 PTA. Hey, Zorbo, can you call off your bodyguards, man? 145 00:09:01,570 --> 00:09:04,390 They're not my bodyguards. They're my entourage. 146 00:09:04,710 --> 00:09:06,950 I must have crew for big pimping. 147 00:09:08,550 --> 00:09:14,770 Okay. Anyway, I'm Flex Washington, WYNX sports anchor and host of The Flex File. 148 00:09:15,010 --> 00:09:16,010 Flat out. 149 00:09:18,330 --> 00:09:22,190 Ah, I see you play a little ball, huh? Yeah, me too. 150 00:09:22,530 --> 00:09:23,910 Nick Clippers. 151 00:09:24,540 --> 00:09:26,460 You know, I'd like to talk to you a little bit about what you're going to do 152 00:09:26,460 --> 00:09:27,460 after graduation. 153 00:09:28,280 --> 00:09:32,300 Street shoes, street shoes. 154 00:09:33,280 --> 00:09:37,360 In my country, I score 45 points in one game. 155 00:09:38,620 --> 00:09:39,620 Barefoot. 156 00:09:40,080 --> 00:09:41,700 While dodging landmines. 157 00:09:42,280 --> 00:09:45,520 Speaking of dodging, rumor has it you're thinking about dodging college and 158 00:09:45,520 --> 00:09:46,520 going straight to the NBA. 159 00:09:46,640 --> 00:09:48,660 Everybody wants to know Zorbo's plans. 160 00:09:49,200 --> 00:09:50,360 But you know who knows? 161 00:09:50,680 --> 00:09:51,720 Who's that? Zorbo knows. 162 00:09:51,980 --> 00:09:52,980 Game over. 163 00:09:56,460 --> 00:09:57,460 You doing that Zerbo story? 164 00:09:57,840 --> 00:09:59,320 I was, but Zerbo's not talking. 165 00:09:59,620 --> 00:10:02,140 Yeah, don't feel bad. All he knows how to say is, what? 166 00:10:02,360 --> 00:10:03,360 What? 167 00:10:06,360 --> 00:10:10,600 Why didn't you tell me this fine shorty Brianna Barnes is your daughter? 168 00:10:11,520 --> 00:10:13,260 What? She's beautiful. 169 00:10:13,980 --> 00:10:17,800 I just want you to know she's my favorite girl. 170 00:10:19,960 --> 00:10:24,020 Oh, yeah, there's something special about her. Let's make a deal, Flex 171 00:10:24,020 --> 00:10:25,020 Washington. 172 00:10:25,520 --> 00:10:29,660 You get me date with your daughter, I'll give you exclusive interview. 173 00:10:30,300 --> 00:10:35,440 Man, I'm sorry. As much as I want that exclusive, that's something I can't do. 174 00:10:35,680 --> 00:10:38,200 In that case, bistro, kapla. 175 00:10:40,940 --> 00:10:42,160 Hey, who you cursing at? 176 00:10:42,360 --> 00:10:43,360 Hey, 177 00:10:45,580 --> 00:10:49,500 well, it was a nice move at the high school there, Flex, until you hit that 178 00:10:49,500 --> 00:10:54,260 snag. You heard about that, Blaine? Oh, yeah. You hear everything from the air 179 00:10:54,260 --> 00:10:57,410 vents. Except for the cries of a man who's trapped inside. 180 00:10:59,690 --> 00:11:02,610 Yeah, and it's that kind of dedication that got you a nationally syndicated 181 00:11:02,610 --> 00:11:03,489 show, champ. 182 00:11:03,490 --> 00:11:05,150 Oh, you heard about that, did you? 183 00:11:05,350 --> 00:11:12,010 Oh, yeah, I've been stalking you for... I've been following your career for 184 00:11:12,010 --> 00:11:13,010 years. 185 00:11:14,630 --> 00:11:17,750 Wait, you're going national? How come I'm not going national? 186 00:11:18,070 --> 00:11:19,450 Do we have to do this in public, Flex? 187 00:11:19,710 --> 00:11:20,710 Look, look, look. 188 00:11:21,030 --> 00:11:24,970 It's not as glamorous as it sounds, Washington. I, uh... I have the burden 189 00:11:24,970 --> 00:11:29,410 having to entertain over 365 cities across the country. You only have to 190 00:11:29,410 --> 00:11:32,010 about Baltimore. So, uh, who's the lucky one, huh? 191 00:11:33,930 --> 00:11:38,070 Actually, uh, actually I am. I took the liberty of making a few copies of my 192 00:11:38,070 --> 00:11:40,050 resume. This one's for you. 193 00:11:41,730 --> 00:11:44,150 You're not going anywhere, Hank. You're my producer. 194 00:11:44,830 --> 00:11:46,170 I'm gonna take you to the top. 195 00:11:46,970 --> 00:11:50,670 Because what you don't know is that little snag I hit earlier... 196 00:11:50,920 --> 00:11:52,580 Yeah, it's sewn. 197 00:11:52,980 --> 00:11:56,280 Uh -huh. Yeah, I took it to the tailor, and I had it altered. 198 00:11:58,560 --> 00:12:03,160 So all of you, tune in tomorrow night for the hottest show in Baltimore on the 199 00:12:03,160 --> 00:12:04,580 Flex Files. Mm -hmm. 200 00:12:06,680 --> 00:12:10,180 Flex, are you telling me you finally trumped Blaine and got the Zorbo story? 201 00:12:10,740 --> 00:12:14,340 Oh, I'm sorry, Blaine. I'm sticking with my man, Flex. 202 00:12:21,930 --> 00:12:23,190 know about this, Mr. Flex. 203 00:12:23,750 --> 00:12:24,750 Brenna Barnes. 204 00:12:24,770 --> 00:12:29,270 She act like she want me to kick a hole in the speaker, grab the mic, and then 205 00:12:29,270 --> 00:12:30,270 jet. 206 00:12:31,850 --> 00:12:35,150 Let me guess. You, uh, learn how to speak English watching BET? 207 00:12:35,510 --> 00:12:36,510 AJ and 3. 208 00:12:36,630 --> 00:12:37,630 Number 1. 209 00:12:37,650 --> 00:12:38,650 Get back. 210 00:12:40,890 --> 00:12:42,170 Gordy! Gordy! 211 00:12:42,630 --> 00:12:45,630 Flex, have you seen Gordy? Who's Gordy? Your imaginary friend? 212 00:12:46,610 --> 00:12:48,330 No, that's Jordy. 213 00:12:50,120 --> 00:12:52,080 Gordy is Gordon, the snake. He's missing. 214 00:12:56,160 --> 00:13:02,560 You speak 215 00:13:02,560 --> 00:13:07,020 his language? 216 00:13:07,280 --> 00:13:10,620 Yeah, I used to deliver pizzas for Mischa Petrovich's Pizza Palace. 217 00:13:10,860 --> 00:13:13,020 Yeah, a little Baltic small talk will get you a big tip. 218 00:13:13,240 --> 00:13:15,020 And some sparky bark. 219 00:13:17,200 --> 00:13:18,200 Fuck it, bub. 220 00:13:19,620 --> 00:13:20,620 Oh, oh, oh. 221 00:13:20,860 --> 00:13:22,000 Gordy's on the move. See ya. 222 00:13:23,880 --> 00:13:29,260 Look, don't worry. You're gonna have a great time, okay? But no Spocky Back. 223 00:13:29,680 --> 00:13:30,680 No chocolate? 224 00:13:32,720 --> 00:13:34,640 No. No chocolate. 225 00:13:39,540 --> 00:13:40,540 Baby, Brianna. 226 00:13:41,740 --> 00:13:44,100 Daddy's home. I got a surprise for you. 227 00:13:48,040 --> 00:13:49,480 What is up, Brenna Barnes? 228 00:13:49,740 --> 00:13:51,060 It is me, Zorbo. 229 00:13:54,320 --> 00:13:55,320 Hi. Hi. 230 00:13:55,620 --> 00:13:59,260 I am ready to get jiggy with you. 231 00:14:01,560 --> 00:14:02,560 Surprise! 232 00:14:03,900 --> 00:14:05,320 Daddy Kitchen, now. 233 00:14:06,220 --> 00:14:09,420 She's just overwhelmed with overwhelm. It's all right. She should be all right. 234 00:14:09,440 --> 00:14:11,140 We'll be right back. After these messages. 235 00:14:18,410 --> 00:14:19,670 are pimping me to get a story. 236 00:14:21,070 --> 00:14:24,370 I would never do such a thing. Now put on some lip gloss and go talk to the 237 00:14:25,830 --> 00:14:27,110 Daddy, I'm not doing it. 238 00:14:27,830 --> 00:14:28,830 Baby, please. 239 00:14:29,210 --> 00:14:31,670 You have to do this for daddy. I need this story. 240 00:14:31,950 --> 00:14:33,530 I told the guys I already had it. 241 00:14:34,050 --> 00:14:37,310 Now all you have to do is talk to him. Maybe you talk to your stupid friends 242 00:14:37,310 --> 00:14:38,310 today. 243 00:14:39,590 --> 00:14:42,970 If you do this for me, I promise I'll love you forever. 244 00:14:44,210 --> 00:14:46,270 You're my daddy. You're supposed to love me forever. 245 00:14:47,010 --> 00:14:48,350 Is that the risk you want to take? 246 00:14:50,170 --> 00:14:51,510 Daddy, you're being ridiculous. 247 00:14:52,990 --> 00:14:53,990 Okay, Brianna. 248 00:14:54,070 --> 00:14:55,370 Let me paint the picture for you here. 249 00:14:57,530 --> 00:15:01,310 If I don't get this interview, I lose my job. 250 00:15:01,890 --> 00:15:05,630 Which means we'll lose our beautiful waterfront condo. 251 00:15:06,210 --> 00:15:08,290 Which means you'll have to wear the same clothes twice. 252 00:15:09,390 --> 00:15:10,390 Like spirits. 253 00:15:17,100 --> 00:15:18,100 I ain't gotta like it. 254 00:15:28,660 --> 00:15:32,300 So, Brenna Barnes, why not you hot for me? 255 00:15:34,280 --> 00:15:38,180 You're a little too high profile for me. I have to be the star in all my 256 00:15:38,180 --> 00:15:39,180 relationships. 257 00:15:40,180 --> 00:15:43,980 You don't have to be star, baby, to be in my show. 258 00:15:48,970 --> 00:15:51,010 Zorbo, you got any future plans? 259 00:15:51,250 --> 00:15:53,590 I told you, I give you scoop after date. 260 00:15:53,870 --> 00:15:58,950 No doubt. Speaking of scoop, why don't we get some ice cream? 261 00:16:01,430 --> 00:16:03,490 I'll just have to run to the store. What do you like? 262 00:16:04,370 --> 00:16:05,370 Cookie dog. 263 00:16:05,890 --> 00:16:07,310 I like cookie dog, too. 264 00:16:07,530 --> 00:16:09,570 Hey, something in common. 265 00:16:11,410 --> 00:16:12,410 I'll be right back. 266 00:16:13,110 --> 00:16:14,110 Oh, oh, oh. 267 00:16:14,170 --> 00:16:16,790 And remember, no spacky back. 268 00:16:20,490 --> 00:16:22,090 I'm sorry. My dad could be a trip sometimes. 269 00:16:22,850 --> 00:16:26,470 Well, it's because he has a beautiful daughter. 270 00:16:28,050 --> 00:16:30,250 My father is the same way with my sister. 271 00:16:31,390 --> 00:16:32,690 And she looks like Bear. 272 00:16:34,550 --> 00:16:36,730 So Gordon took care of that nasty mouse, right, baby? 273 00:16:39,130 --> 00:16:42,530 Is that real? 274 00:16:43,750 --> 00:16:44,750 Yeah, baby. 275 00:16:44,770 --> 00:16:46,450 I'd like you to meet my hawk, Ethan. 276 00:16:47,950 --> 00:16:50,490 He's going to find the snake that's running loose around my apartment to 277 00:16:50,490 --> 00:16:53,290 the mouse that's also running loose around my apartment. 278 00:16:54,350 --> 00:16:57,990 Couldn't you just call an exterminator? I told you, baby, that's too girly. This 279 00:16:57,990 --> 00:17:00,310 is a man's apartment. It's survival of the fittest up in here. 280 00:17:02,490 --> 00:17:04,390 The mouse has exposed himself. 281 00:17:05,069 --> 00:17:08,089 Gordon is on the flank. The moment of truth is nigh. 282 00:17:09,530 --> 00:17:10,530 Attack, Ethan! 283 00:17:10,710 --> 00:17:11,710 Attack! 284 00:17:20,140 --> 00:17:21,140 The circle of life. 285 00:17:23,920 --> 00:17:27,240 So, what's it going to be, Zorbo? College or the NBA? 286 00:17:28,240 --> 00:17:32,020 Zorbo wants to get paid. I go to NBA. 287 00:17:34,760 --> 00:17:37,060 Well, thanks for that exclusive, Zorbo. 288 00:17:40,080 --> 00:17:41,520 On your face! 289 00:17:44,060 --> 00:17:45,140 What he said. 290 00:17:52,880 --> 00:17:53,880 These are my parents. 291 00:17:54,120 --> 00:17:55,340 We're here for a wedding. 292 00:17:55,580 --> 00:17:57,060 Oh, nice to meet you. 293 00:17:57,280 --> 00:17:58,280 Who's getting married? 294 00:17:58,400 --> 00:17:59,440 Me and Zorbo. 295 00:18:01,540 --> 00:18:07,620 In my country, Mr. Washington, when father makes date for his daughter, it 296 00:18:07,620 --> 00:18:08,760 the same as an engagement. 297 00:18:10,080 --> 00:18:12,420 Welcome to family, daddy. 298 00:18:15,740 --> 00:18:19,060 Daddy, you have to help me. I don't want to be Mrs. Vicious. 299 00:18:23,800 --> 00:18:24,800 Brianna Barnes. 300 00:18:24,960 --> 00:18:26,440 You call me Big Papa. 301 00:18:27,460 --> 00:18:31,960 Hey, hey, now, nobody's getting married up in here. This is all just a silly 302 00:18:31,960 --> 00:18:36,720 misunderstanding. Come, we must go, Brianna. Must prepare bridal bed. 303 00:18:37,220 --> 00:18:40,540 Daddy! Oh, no, you ain't taking my baby. I will take my belt off. 304 00:18:40,820 --> 00:18:43,200 And... Please. 305 00:18:45,100 --> 00:18:46,140 I love you. 306 00:18:46,700 --> 00:18:48,280 Hey, what's going on? 307 00:18:48,520 --> 00:18:52,720 It's only a joke, Daddy. This is my drama teacher, Mrs. Livingston, and her 308 00:18:52,720 --> 00:18:53,720 husband. 309 00:18:53,770 --> 00:18:55,530 Sorry to scare you, Daddy, but I owed you one. 310 00:18:56,070 --> 00:18:58,870 No, I'm sorry, baby. I was wrong. 311 00:18:59,210 --> 00:19:00,730 I was under a lot of pressure. 312 00:19:01,350 --> 00:19:03,530 I mean, you know I get a little crazy with competition. 313 00:19:04,430 --> 00:19:07,530 And Blaine Lockgrave, boy, he'll do anything to get a story. 314 00:19:08,250 --> 00:19:10,690 I guess I took a page from his book. 315 00:19:11,890 --> 00:19:12,890 The wrong page. 316 00:19:15,730 --> 00:19:18,770 Oh, Daddy, please, let me do the acting here, okay? 317 00:19:19,770 --> 00:19:21,570 Come on, Zorbo. I'll be home by midnight. 318 00:19:21,910 --> 00:19:22,910 Oh, wait, wait, wait. 319 00:19:23,150 --> 00:19:24,270 Where are you and Vladdy Divac going? 320 00:19:25,930 --> 00:19:26,930 We have a date. 321 00:19:27,390 --> 00:19:30,130 We're going to party like it's your birthday. 322 00:19:32,370 --> 00:19:34,550 Yeah, it turns out Zorbo's a really sweet guy. 323 00:19:34,830 --> 00:19:36,310 Plus, he's going to the NBA. 324 00:20:00,579 --> 00:20:03,280 How am I going to be live when I'm right here? 325 00:20:05,240 --> 00:20:06,240 And right there? 326 00:20:07,120 --> 00:20:08,120 Wait a minute. 327 00:20:22,480 --> 00:20:25,200 Greased up and ready to get to the truth, pimp daddy. 328 00:20:51,850 --> 00:20:52,850 Love you too, Netta. 23533