All language subtitles for One On One s02e22 Stuck on You

Girl, I think I should go home.

My throat is all scratchy. It feels like
I've been making out with a beehive.

Rihanna, you can't get sick. You're
supposed to choose between Josh and

today. I mean, a lot of people are
betting on who you choose.

People are betting on me? What people?
Little seniors?

Everybody.

Hey, hey, pal.

Where's my money? Okay, if you want that
bet on Josh, I would need to see my

money by third period. All right.

Girl, I can't believe you.

I'm faced with making the biggest
decision of my life, and could think

how to make money off of it.

Oh, here they come. Okay, the house is
closed. No more bets.

Hey, guys.

So who's it going to be, Brianna?

Well, good morning to you, too. I'm
doing very well, thanks for asking.

Yes, good morning, Brianna.

Now, who's it going to be?

Look, you guys, I'm kind of losing my
voice.

Oh, stop stalling, Brianna.

Look, who's harder you're entering
homeroom with?

Mine or his? Speak loudly and enunciate.

When there's no

in her baby book right after my last
entry.

Baby rips my heart out when she moves in
with Good For Nothing Father.

Is that Brianna's baby book or your baby
book? Wah!

Brianna told her daddy. Wah!

Stop. You know what, Mommy?

Add this to your baby book.

Okay, baby. Baby leaves the room before
we all end up on cops.

Looks like some... Now that Brianna's...
Gone. We need to talk. You always need

to talk.

No, I'm serious, Flex.

I'm moving to Africa.

What do you know?

If you pray for something long enough,
then it happens.

Well, if this is true, then one day
you'll wake up bald.

Listen, Jaden is shooting a documentary
for the Smithsonian, and we're flying

out tomorrow.

And we're going house hunting.

Don't you mean hut hunting?

Brianna staying here.

No, no, no, of course, of course. You
know, I don't want to uproot her.

We're kind of roughing it there. You
know, there's no beauty salons, no

manicures, no pedicures.

This might be the last time I look this
good.

The man looks at Will the Beast all day.

What's one more buffalo?

No, but seriously, I'm happy to see that
everything's going so well between you

and Jayden. Well, how's everything going
with you and Natalie?

We hit a rough patch last week.

She thinks I have a fear of commitment.

You do. You get the shakes every time a
woman gets close to you.

Ha, ha, ha. Well, you're going to be
ugly in Africa.

No, I'm not.

Don't worry about Natalie and I. We're
way past that. In fact, we're closer

ever.

Here's your jacket, your CDs, and your
independence.

Or as I like to call it, one big load of
crap.

Hi, Nicole. It's so good to see you.
It's good to see you, too.

Oh, guess what, honey? Um, Nicola's
moving to South Africa with Jayden.

that great?

Don't. That's wonderful.

Yeah, we're going to be living on a
preserve in Sukakuza. Oh, South Africa.

sounds exciting.

It is. Imagine that. A man is not afraid
to share his tent.

But, I mean... Tent?

Oh, no, no, no, girl.

We're getting a condo.

Boyfriend got a grant. Okay.

Boyfriend got a condo.

Tell Brianna I'll check in on her later.
Sure.

Oh, okay, baby.

I'll tell her. And I love you.

Ooh,

it looks like love to me.

Pay no attention to that. We're getting
married.

Really? Well, does she know that?

No, but she's going to feel real bad
when she finds out. And the honeymoon is

going to be one big payback.

Where's Outbreak?

She's taking a nap. Dwayne, you can't
catch tonsillitis.

Girl, do you know what itis means?

Huh? It's Latin for it is contagious.

Ah, Flex, I picked up that engagement
ring just like you asked. Ah, try not to

stare at it too long. It might blind
you.

Who's dead grandmother with no taste did
you pull that off?

That's a traditional three -carat
engagement ring. It's practically

No, it's practically tacky. Mm -hmm. I
try to keep telling them that I have a

guy, but you know, Flex, he's all about
the bling bling. Oh, it stands.

Look, Flex, let me help you find the
right ring. You know, you want something

she'll wear, not put on top of that
pyramid in Vegas.

What do you know about rings? Except the
one around your tub.

I know that you don't get a good one
from a jewelry store in a mall.

Where'd you get that one from, bro?

Doesn't matter. Just help me.

Mmm, cookie dough.

Mmm, chunky monkey.

Okay, um, guys, I'm kind of getting a
brain freeze here.

Oh, let me run over your brain for you,
baby.

Mm -hmm. If you choose me, you'll get
this every day.

Yeah, well, if you choose me, I'll
massage you with my shirt off.

Very healthy.

Rihanna, didn't you leave your books on
the stoop?

I don't know why you want either one of
them. I mean, they're both stupid.

I know, girl, but I'm only 16. I don't
have to settle for a small boy until I'm

30.

My man Torian doesn't have a zirconian
in the bunch. No.

Yeah.

Not a one. Right.

Um, ooh.

Yes, that one's nice right there. This
is going to have all her girlfriends

saying, ooh, that flex.

Flex again.

Bigger isn't always better.

See, you want the ring to be as special
as the person who's going to wear it.

Torian, you're the Bling King.

What do you like?

I don't know what I like.

How about a wife who plans a candlelit
dinner for you and not her marriage

counselor, huh?

I'm talking about this ring. What do you
think?

It really doesn't matter.

She's just going to pawn it after the
divorce.

Now, what kind of evil person would pawn
their wedding ring?

Me.

Well, I got myself lunch with it. Of
course, I had to throw in a quarter to

supersize it.

Hey, I was 18.

Hey!

need to talk. Give me a minute. I'm
activating, baby.

So what's up?

Okay.

Remember about three months ago when you
sang T .Y .T. to me, told me that you

loved me, and said that if I loved you,
I would show you?

Yeah. And you showed me.

Twice.

I'm going to be showing a lot more than
that in about six months.

I'm having your baby.

What up, homeboy?

Homegirl? Hey, yo, yo.

Nicole's having a baby.

A baby what?

It is a child.

I got geography.

Man, sounds like you already know where
everything ends.

We ended up getting married the day
after graduation.

So this is your second marriage, huh?

I would never get on that rocket sled to
hell again.

So you don't think I should get married?

Oh, oh, oh, this is the ring.

Oh, look, the setting is antique, and I
think Natalie will love it.

And it says, ooh, that flag.

Ah, yeah.

Okay, baby, here's my number in Cucuzza.
Now, you have to promise me you're

going to call me every day, right?

Well, Mommy, you're going to be all the
way around the world.

Well, baby, if you don't want me to go,
I won't go.

No, no, it's not that. I'm happy.

You're going to Africa.

Daddy's talking about getting married.

It's also exciting.

I cover the best broken home in the
whole country.

about your father having a new wife?

Well, now he's great. She's great with
me, and she's great for Daddy.

Oh, my gosh. You are such a good kid.

You love me best, right?

Always.

Man, I'm gonna propose in a hot air
balloon.

It's gonna be perfect.

Strawberries, champagne, electrocution
by high -voltage power lines.

I'm telling you, Fletcher, try it my
way, all right? A romantic sunset and a

rainbow. While the stars twinkle out,
will you marry me, Natalie?

Wayne, that's impossible.

No, no, I got a guy. I'll give him a
call.

Oh, Daddy, can I see the ring again?

Oh, it's my precious.

No, it's my precious.

Oh, no, it is beautiful.

Wow.

Maybe someday Jayden will buy me a ring
like this.

Yeah. Natalie's gonna love it.

Nicole?

It just feels so nice.

Uh, Nicole?

Huh?

We need to get you to the airport.

Oh, sure. Yeah, give us the ring. Give
us the ring. Come on, give us the ring,

doll.

Uh -oh.

Uh -oh what?

to come off now.

Okay, you pull, and I'll push with my
foot. Go.

Come on.

Come on.

You're hurting me.

Stuck it up.

Oh, I got it, I got it. How about we try
some bacon grease?

What happened to your voice?

It's a miracle.

Rihanna, you've been faking this long
recovery this past week just to get out

school.

Baby, you know, you're only 16. You
know, you're way too young to be in a

committed relationship.

And if you yank my finger like that one
more time, I'm gonna slap you in the

back of your head.

Violence never solves anything.

Where's my meat cleaver?

Oh, hey, Dwayne. Hold that evil breath,
child.

You gave me the scourge.

Thanks to you, I got a tickle in my
throat.

Dwayne, we don't have time for your
neurosis. Natalie's ring is stuck on

Nicole's finger.

Huh. I know how to get it off.

Oh, okay.

Ew!

Oh, hey, everybody. Look, it's Natalie.

Brianna, you're looking better.

Yeah, but you should leave right away.
I'm still contagious.

Oh, I knew it. That's why my throat's
all sore, and I'm getting chills, and my

neck's all stiff.

And your head hurts.

Huh?

Nicole, I just wanted to give you this
going -away gift.

Oh, that's so sweet. I'll give it to
her.

Oh, thank you. That is so sweet of you.

Aren't you going to open it?

Oh, you want me to open it now?

Okay.

Brianna, did you show Natalie what your
throat looks like without your tonsils?

Oh, no, no, I didn't. Natalie, look.

Someone had onion rings for lunch.

Love it.

I love it, too.

And you.

Mm -hmm, whatever.

Well, thanks for stopping by.

Yeah, we got to head to the airport.
Okay, have a safe trip. I will, girl.

What is it, anyway?

Oh, it's a collapsible clothing rack,
you know, for when you're in the jungle.

Oh, thank you. It's great.

How's it work?

ring off your finger before you leave
for Africa.

Come on, Nicole, let me cut it off. You
could still be annoying with nine

fingers.

Like, stop tripping. We could just go to
the emergency room.

Well, I was thinking about garbage
disposal, but the emergency room's cool,

Come on.

Yeah, I'm coming with you.

My throat's closing up faster than MC
Hammer's bank account.

Good. You drive, and I work on Nicole in
the back seat.

Um, just like the good old days.

happen before your plane leaves. We
gotta get in there.

Well, we would be in there right now if
Dwayne hadn't swallowed his tongue so he

could see the doctor first.

Hang in there.

It's gonna be okay.

Just breathe.

Okay.

That brings back memories.

Everybody just calm down, okay? Just
calm down and breathe.

I'm breathing. Me too. Me too.

I still say Chewbacca.

We have been through a lot, haven't we?
Yes, we have.

Well, we're running out of time.

Maybe I should just get you to the
airport.

Just mail me the ring.

Oh!

What are you doing?

I just thought the element of surprise
might work.

Look,

relax, Flex. You know, I'll go to Africa
later.

What about Jaden?

Well, he'll understand.

You know, this is a big moment for you.
I don't want to ruin it by leaving the

country with...

Depression.

Would you do that for me? Of course I
would. You're one of my best friends.

That has got to be one of the nicest
things a woman has ever said to an ex

-husband. Even nicer would be, here are
all your alimony checks back.

Wayne, what's wrong?

I have to get my tonsils out.

I told you.

I told you!

Goodbye, Nicole.

Goodbye,

Flex.

Wait a minute.

Aren't you taking me to the airport?

Oh, right.

Man, is it Everhand?

I'll always love you, son.

I'll always love you, too, Nicole Leone.

See you later.

Hey, guys, where are you going?

Just going to get some curly fries.

Wanna come?

Yeah, but I have to ask my boyfriend
first.

So, Arnaz, do you mind if I get curly
fries with you guys?

Yes!

And we have a winner!

Do the airplane!

Do the airplane!

Thank you, dog.

Thank you, Godchild.

I just feel so bad.

I didn't think tonsillitis was
contagious.

I'm sorry we ever doubted you, Dee.

No, it's okay.

I forgive you.

I just hope that you can forgive me.

For what?

I think we have to go back to the
emergency room.

Love you too, Netta.