All language subtitles for One On One s01e19 Love Means Never Having to Say I Know You

And since WYNX implemented its minority
hiring program in 1995, we've seen a

steady rise in our audience and sales.

And an increase in our marketplace
value.

Not to mention the value of those
luscious legs.

Ooh, girl, they're so fine, they make me
jealous of your pantyhose.

Flex, now we have two days to prepare
for the Eastern Broadcasters Conference.

Now, if we nail this, it will open the
door for extra funding.

So keep your eyes off the prize.

Dwayne, has my pillow wronged you in
some way?

No, I was just fluffing it for you, dog.

Fluff, fluff, fluff.

Diana, what was that?

Y 'all excuse me while I check on
Brianna and my supply of almond massage

You're not allergic to nuts, are you,
girl?

That's it.

Either you're going to have to ugly
yourself up or I'm going to gouge his

out. You have to tell him about us. But,
Dwayne, flirting is part of our

professional relationship.

He flirts, I resist.

Don't worry.

My heart belongs to you.

Oh.

Let me give you a pop of some sugar.

Oh, well, well.

Come out for a butter knife and get a
little taste of the spice channel.

Rihanna, you promised not to tell your
father.

Oh, don't worry. My lips will remain
sealed.

Oh, and by the way, there's a little Bow
Wow concert next month, and Front Row

Center will be divine.

You evil little girl.

Oh, I get my license next year. You
ain't seen nothing yet, car man.

Sometimes in this life, you can feel all
by yourself.

But I have a partner, but I can't show
no one else.

So don't isolate yourself when there's
nobody around.

I'm up at the broadcast conference.

Come on, Daddy. I'm 15.

If we were in Kathmandu, I would have a
husband and five kids by now.

Brianna, the rules, quickly.

Home by 8, doors bolted, windows locked,
no boys, parties, or any type of social

gathering. And what's the most important
rule?

No getting pregnant.

Dad will be as saintly as heathens come
the apocalypse.

I told you going to Sunday school would
pay off.

You know what the thing about heathens
is? They always lie.

my little mahi -mahi.

Oh, you're so crazy, baby.

That's so sweet of you.

Well, remember how a couple months ago
we talked about flying to Hawaii, and

then you reminded me of that violent
reaction you had to sunlight?

What's that called again?

Chronic polymorphic light dermatosis.

That's it.

At first, I thought you were lying.

But then I remembered, we've never been
out together in the daylight.

So, we're going native right here under
the safe, soothing rays of my

fluorescent lights.

That's great.

Is that it?

What is it with that man? He's like the
sex terminator.

Did you hook up with the Samoan girl
with the prosthetic leg?

Yeah, she's in the bathroom right now
making sure her knees light up.

All right, cool. I just came to get my
suitcase borrowed, and I will get out of

your little Polynesian pickup joint.

All right.

So is everything set to knock their
socks off at the conference?

I'm all set to knock off something, man.
Ever since me and Stacy have been

working together on this thing, I'm
telling you, dog, we've been clicking

your mama's false teeth.

about this flex. I mean, office romances
are always bad news. You know what they

say, never fish off the company pier.

Dwayne, we are two professionals who
respect each other's intelligence and

nakedness.

No, I'm counting the minutes before you
get back to your grandma, Natasha.

No, I miss you more.

Yes, I do.

Yes, I do. Yes, I do.

Are you as disgusted as I am? Yes, I am.
Yes, I am. Yes, I am.

All right, now let's go over this one
more time.

All right, there's a knock at the door.

Homeless man with an axe standing there
naked. What do you do?

Give him a sandwich and a blanket.

That's right, because the only thing
he's trying to kill is his hunger pain.

Now, there's a guy with a bat and a
shank at the fire escape.

Start running, but if he catches up,
trip spirit.

That's my girl.

And he needs to get out of here because
I don't trust him.

Mwah, mwah, mwah.

I take that back. He's no longer a
threat.

Love you, Washington.

Love you. Bye.

Okay, you got the guest list, I got the
refreshments, and now all we need is

music. Girl, your love is the gasoline
that ignites the pitions of my soul.

Get off the phone!

Yes, ma 'am.

The haters.

Your boopy -woopy loves you too, Spooky
Woogie.

Girl, it's like he's possessed. How long
is this little crush on Natasha gonna

last? Girl, you know our nads fall
quickly. He fell for you at first sight.

Well, that's me. I got that kind of
power.

So what, you can't come to the party?

Your little brother has a recital.

Oh, well, I don't have to go to the
party. I'm sure she can find another DJ.

What?

Girl, watch me use my power.

talk to you about being the dj at my
party uh brianna i'm not finished yet

out spooky woogie now you're finished
what's her problem

power failure

oh

flex we kicked butt yeah and when you
told those station managers to step foot

into the 21st century i was at the
mountaintop

them to take those steps with some brown
feet besides them you had them speaking

in tongues look the point is you really
came through for the station flex we are

bound to get that funding now oh that
would be the bubbly

wow

champagne and chocolate covered
strawberries looks like you're bringing

big gun oh uh You'll know when I bring
out the big gun.

In ten minutes, we're gonna have a
stream of hotties up in here.

And everybody's gonna want an audience
with the girl who made the cocktail

weenies. Go ahead.

Okay, uh, somebody's here early, weenie
girl.

Ooh, no, never mind. Just a jumbo
shrimp.

Uh, Dwayne, what are you doing here? Uh,
your dad asked me to stop by and check

in on you and your adolescent
shenanigans.

But we're not doing...

Oh, I see some sodas.

Oh, I see some napkins. I see some
pumpkin seeds.

Either you're planning a party or an AA
meeting.

Duane, please don't ruin this for me.
I'm not going to ruin anything for you.

I'm just going to sit here, kick off my
shoes, sit back, and talk in the

festivities.

You know, Duane, only a trusting man can
leave my daddy alone with Stacy in a

romantic hotel for a whole long time.

Long, moonlit night.

A long, sultry, beckoning night.

I know what you're doing's not going to
work.

Nothing would make me ignore my
godfatherly duties.

I trust Stacy.

Okay.

Why, y 'all hear something?

No, in fact, my daddy's been so busy, he
hasn't even checked in with me yet.

And the only time my daddy doesn't check
in with me is when he's, ooh.

Stop it. Stop it. Stop it.

Stop it.

Nothing's going to happen.

Stacy promised me nothing would.

I don't know. I saw him packing two
bottles of his good cologne.

The Burberry. Not the Burberry.

Oh, you didn't? Dutch told me to come.
You know Dutch, right?

The guy that knocked me out last week.

Lost the tooth. Wanna see?

Weenie? Oh, you know weenies are an
amalgamation of pork products with a

rat hair?

Ooh, Arnis, I am so glad you're here.

Oh, so are we.

for him all evening.

Oh. Come on.

Reggie knows what she wants.

Come on.

She's amazing.

What's wrong? We're having fun. The mood
is right.

I like you. We both like me.

Okay, Flex, look. I'm seeing somebody,
all right?

Technically, I'm seeing somebody.

And right now, I'm seeing him tied up
and being tickled with a feather.

I'm serious, Flex. And he happens to be
a very sweet and loving man.

Okay. We've had Christmas parties,
office picnics, and an annual bull

And I haven't met this guy.

Why are you hiring him?

Is he wanted by the law?

Is he a victim of a chemical accident?

Or is he just a loser?

He's an international businessman.

Oh, really? Business, huh? Well, Kyle,
quickly.

Import, export, textiles, commodities,
pork bellies, onshore drilling, offshore

drilling, horse?

So he doesn't have a great job like you
or I do. So he makes 10 cents more than

minimum wage.

In the Philippines.

I understand.

He's a super loser!

Okay, Rihanna, I just finished making
sure everybody has punch. Now I'm going

keep our nails company.

Wait, wait, wait, girl.

Can you do me another favor?

Can you take all the red dots out of
the...

They can be a little disturbing, girl,
you know.

Can't you get somebody else to do that?
I haven't spent any time with Arnaz.

Oh, but, but, girl, no one's as good as
you.

So, get the pittin'. Thank you, Natasha.

Thank you, girl. Girl, you're working
hard like an overseer, come on.

I have to. As long as she has Arnaz
wrapped around her little finger, he is

no use to me, and I will not be ignored,
okay?

but you have feelings for him?

Okay, um, are you eating those weenies
or smoking them?

I don't have any feelings for Arnax.

All right, thanks, man. Keep this.

All right, no hint of Burberry.

Dwayne Odell Knox, what are you doing?

She said you're special and she would
never cheat on you.

Washington, you the man.

I'm just trying to help out a damsel in
distress.

Well, if you were just trying to help,
why did you take me back down to the bar

so we could have the second bottle of
champagne?

Because you know it makes me randy.

I was hoping that it would make you
naked.

Flex, you dirty, dirty boy. Let me
expect it.

really hard on the floor oh she's a hot
thing i should kill them both no no

who said that it can't be comfortable
let me get you in the bed yeah just take

me to bed too bad for you i'm a nice guy

okay oh where are we going

my purse okay hello tell him to put you
down

right now oh my god he's in my head who
is that is that your super

loser take your hands off my woman
dwayne yeah your

super loser

Stacy and I have been seeing each other
ever since that big storm last

Christmas. Remember when we helped out
at the station?

We're in love.

Go on, tell them, Cornbread.

Tell them about our little Hawaiian
adventure.

You can't, can you?

My mama was right.

You are a shame to me.

I can just duck into the bevel.

Wow.

Rihanna's bedroom.

This is cool.

Never been a lot in here before.

Yes. Alone.

By ourselves.

The two of us.

Hey!

She kept that piece of origami I gave
her.

She called it origagmi.

must have taken off. You know, this was
all your fault. I never thought that a

woman would come between me and Dwayne.

Don't blame me, Flex.

You're the one that called him a super
loser.

You take that back, all right?

My friend Dwayne is not a super loser.

You don't know anything about him. I
know a lot about him. I know that...

Nothing.

Because if you did, you never would have
been ashamed of him.

And you know why?

Because he knows how to be a real
friend.

When I was away at college and Nicole
was pregnant, he checked on her every

single day.

And when I was in the NBA on the road,
he would put on stilts and stand around

Brianna's crib just so she could see a
tall person and think Daddy was home.

Put it simply, I love that man.

And you don't deserve it.

Man, I heard every word.

Hey, that Burberry is kind of nice.

Man, I never would have gone after your
girl if I'd have known it was your girl.

I know, man. And I never would have
called you loser if I'd known you were

loser in question.

But why did you guys keep this a secret?

Fleck, if I had told you that I was in
love with Dwayne, what would you have

done?

But then I would have told you, you
couldn't have picked a better guy than

best friend, my dog.

Thanks, man.

That Burberry is nice.

If you two will excuse me, I think I saw
two flight attendants at the bar, and

they look like they might want to fly
air flights.

Dwayne, I'm sorry.

And if you take me back, you'll never
regret it.

Well, I don't know, Cornbread. I mean,
you hurt me.

You hurt me deep.

Oh, man, Dwayne, I'm all messed up.

I've been chasing a good career instead
of a good man.

I only hope I haven't lost a good one in
you.

I love you, cookie toes.

And I'm ready to tell the world.

That's not good enough.

Sugar nose?

Okay.

What are they doing in there? What,
what, what?

The only way to find out is to open the
door and go in.

That's the stupidest thing I've ever
heard of. Now move out the way so I can

open the door and go in.

What was that?

Brianna, there's something wrong with
the window in your dad's room. And I

somebody might have just lost it.

A big toe.

What are people doing in my daddy's
room?

Come on.

I'm sorry, Natasha.

Don't you mean Brianna?

Hey, where's Brianna? I have to tell her
I'm leaving.

She's in the bedroom with Louis.

Louis?

Natasha!

Natasha, wait!

Spirit. Spirit.

What happened? My bedroom door is open.
Where's Natasha and Arneis?

Oh, they did what they had to do and
they did what?

Hey, Daddy.

Hey, Bree. You up early?

Yeah, I couldn't sleep.

The place looks nice.

Vacuumed, you mopped, you dusted.

Is that pine I smell?

Yeah, well, I know you like a clean
house.

Oh.

You're punished.

Why?

No teenager uses pine salt unless
they're trying to hide something.

You can tell all that from pine salt?

That Ann Duane told me.

Love you too, Netta.