All language subtitles for One On One s01e18 The Way You Make Me Feel

Hello, everybody, and welcome to the
Michelle McCall Show.

This week, we're in Baltimore because,
well, quite frankly, I was in the mood

for some crab cakes.

Lean in. We about to be on camera.

No, the Michelle McCall Show is on the
road looking for eligible, single,

successful men. So for all you women who
keep logging on to wearmyman .com, I've

downloaded them right onto my stage.

meet the best of Baltimore.

Luke Rune, venture capitalist and author
of the bestseller, I Got Your Money.

Michael Green, volunteer fireman and
owner of the city's premier eatery, Kill

Crab.

And Frank Washington, former pro
basketball player and current sports

WYNX.

You say that.

That. That. That.

When I say my, you say show.

My. Show.

My. Show.

And we'll be right back.

Sometimes it's a smile you can build all
by yourself.

But a happy partner, well, I can't turn
no one in.

So don't isolate yourself when there's
nobody around.

One -on -one.

Can't nobody break the bond. We've been
one -on -one.

Now we're having fun.

One -on -one.

One -on -one.

Now, my next guest is the Fladat man
himself, Flex Washington.

You're the guy W .Y. and X go to when no
one else can get the story.

Could it be those adorable dimples
ladies?

Come on. Smile for us. Come on.

Look at that. You do blush.

Oh, girl, I'm too brown to blush.

Sex and the single father.

How do you work that?

I don't.

Because my daughter knows I've only had
sex once in my life.

to create her.

Ah, well, he's selling something,
ladies. Who's buying?

I don't know.

Tune in tomorrow when we'll meet
Baltimore's hottest women.

Not as much fun for me, but you guys
will love it.

Thanks for watching, because if you
didn't, I'd be at home with you.

Thank you for having me on your show.

You know, I feel a little embarrassed,
but can I have your autograph?

Sure. And could you make that out to my
daughter, Brianna?

That's F -L -E -X.

Are you always this charming?

Only with very beautiful women and when
I'm late for work, yeah.

There you go. You're being charming
again.

When do you stop?

Would you agree to have dinner with me?

No, no, I usually don't date the guest.
And I don't blame you. I mean, I've seen

some of your guests. You know, who would
want to date a man who cried all the

time? Unless he's crying from joy from a
night of romance

with you.

I usually don't do this, but I'm going
to make an exception this time.

We have to be discreet or our dinner
date will be the talk of the century.

Don't worry, Michelle.

Our secret is safe with me.

Where's Brianna?

Where's Brianna? Where's your pride?
Where's your dignity?

I got her the last sloppy joe. There's
nothing worse than a cold joe. Oh, yeah,

there is. A pathetic harness.

Oh, here's my little love bug now.

I got your Joe extra sloppy with extra
napkins.

Arnaz, you've gotten my lunch a hundred
times.

Have you ever seen me eat a sloppy Joe?

I guess you're right. I'm going to give
it to Spirit. She'll eat anything.

Hey, you guys, me and Natasha.

She just transferred from San Francisco.
Dr. Gilks asked me to show her around

and protect her from the riff -raff, so
meet Riff and Raff.

I'm Arnaz, and this is Spirit.

Spirit, you...

Thank you for recognizing, girl, but
you'd be surprised that you could put

together what you find in the trash.

My mama's bathroom rug yesterday.

A new coat today!

Inez, Brianna didn't tell me anything
about you.

Oh, I'm going to tell you a little
secret.

I didn't know you're my dirty little
stalker.

See how much she loves me?

Oh,

I got to go to band practice.

That's where I'm going. Are you in the
band?

Well, I'm trying out today.

Bass drum.

I play snare.

Well, it sounds like you two drummers
need to beat it.

See you guys.

I like her. She kind of takes the focus
off Arnaz. Well, if she keeps taking

Arnaz away, that might be even better. I
mean, it might be liked and everything,

but he chewed my bun into the shape of a
heart.

Coming to my house tonight. I am the
man.

Okay, all right, checklist.

Brianna, gone.

Aunt Trell in the kitchen, gone.

Underwear, gone.

Welcome to...

My mama said I can't handle company.

Just a precaution. Okay, you can go now.

Oh, Flex, your place is so quaint.

Oh, I love it.

I get so tired of walking around my
villa.

It's so nice to see everything in just
one room.

Well, uh, later on, we can, uh, jump in
the dishwasher and take a little steam.

Tell her I'm going to love being with a
sweet young thang like you.

Now, where's your bathroom so I can
freshen up?

Oh, uh, third door on the left. And
please, ignore the teenage panties

on the shower. I have a daughter, not a
fetish.

Oh, guys, listen.

Why don't we go to Blic -A -Bille? I
hear they have the city's biggest

of vintage vinyl.

Girl, Arnette is always dragging me to
that place. You got to take three. buses

and walk four blocks just to get there.

I have my car.

Okay, I'm out of excuses. I just hate
that place.

Then I guess it's just us two
sweetcakes.

Okay, pumpkin.

I want to get Lenny's album. Oh, the
first Soundgarden album. Oh, I'm going

grab that one.

Sweetcake.

Pumpkin. Oh, Alex, I'll take dumb pet
names for 200, please.

Why? Oh, the attitude, girl. Is it
wrong?

Are you sure that's what it's about?

Yeah, what else would it be about?

Rihanna, hey, listen, I just want to
make sure you're okay with me hanging

with Arnaz.

Sure, why do I care? I know he has a
thing for you, and I don't know if you

him or you're just playing hard to get.

Not hard, Natasha girl, impossible.

Arnaz does nothing for me, we're just
friends.

Good, because I really like him.

He's fine, he's sexy, and he smells
good.

Did we sleep well?

Did we sleep? All right, you finish the
eggs.

I'll get the paper. We'll get back in
bed and make love over easy.

As long as it's not over quickly. Oh,
you know how to roll like that.

behavior unethical, immoral, and just
plain stanky.

Now, if you're going to shoot me, at
least you can get my good side. Go

Michelle! Michelle!

Michelle, please!

Okay, Clayton.

Now, you promised me you wouldn't tell
anybody.

Oh, I've been down this road before.

Okay, so who did you tell?

I swear, I didn't tell anyone.

Well, except my best friend, Dwayne.

And he would never keep a secret to save
his life.

I'm a little insulted that you didn't
think to mention it to me.

I'm a little bit insulted that you
didn't want the world to know about us.

celebrity, too.

Of course you are, dear.

Flex, do you realize your life is about
to become an open book because of me?

Don't you think we're strong enough to
fight off the press?

Baby, I can handle the press.

I am the press.

No, Flex.

These people are vultures. They've been
picking at me for years.

That's because you're one of the richest
women in America.

It comes with the territory.

or go public.

Do you want to escort me to the
governor's reception tomorrow night?

Oh, I would love to, as long as you
promise to.

Is that why they call you flesh?

Then they go again, cleaning each other
like cats.

Just keep that gun, baby.

Well, hello, guys.

Haven't seen you in a couple of days.

Sorry, Brianna. I got lost in the
wonderful world of Natasha.

Well, I'm getting lost in the wonderful
world of vomit if they don't stop doing

that.

Well, my little love bug, it's time for
me to walk you to class.

Oh.

of the short one.

Now,

I know that look.

I see it in my mirror every day. Now,
you've been rejected, huh?

You must be an emotional wreck, huh,
baby?

Okay, bye.

Come here. Who rejected daddy's baby?

I don't know. I can't even say it.
Anyway, you can't be rejected by someone

never wanted.

Who did you never want?

Nobody.

All right, come on. Tell Daddy what's
going on.

Okay, so you know how Arnis is always
getting on my nerves, doing stuff for

right? Getting my lunch, walking me to
class, doing my chores.

Okay, you didn't hear the last one.

Anyway, he doesn't do that stuff for me
anymore ever since Miss Natasha came

along with her perfect little
personality, all friendly and nice and

anyway, he does not smell like peaches.
He smells like apricots.

I cannot believe what I'm hearing. This
is just crazy. That's what I'm saying.

You have feelings for Arnaz.

That's not what I'm saying.

Daddy, I don't know. Tell me what's
going on.

Okay, well, I don't want to encourage
this, but if you really, really like

Arnaz, and I hope you don't, you got to
talk to him because there's nothing

worse than watching somebody you care
about fall for someone else.

But, Daddy, you're not listening. to me.
I don't like him. I need someone to

walk me to class, carry my books, and
tell me how fine I am six times a day.

My baby's got it bad.

You look so dazzling in that tie.

Damn, I got good taste.

Usually, I'm not used to a delivery man
showing up at my door, except with a

pizza, you know, occasionally a
subpoena.

But never a designer tux with a pair of
diamond cufflinks.

Yeah, mama takes care of her baby,
doesn't she?

Shelly, you wicked thing.

I see you found something new to play
with.

Donatella, stop it.

Flex, I want you to meet my producer.

And girls, you remember Flex.

The very successful sportscaster.

That's Sports Anger, number one
sportscast from 11 .15 to 11 .23, Monday

Friday. Thank you very much.

And girls, it doesn't hurt that he's
only 33.

What a workout.

Excuse me, Shelly. Your little Billy
Blanks would like to talk to you for a

minute?

You know, I'm making him feel like a
piece of meat, and I don't like it. Oh,

honey, I'm sorry.

You know us women, we get together, toss
back the sauce, and become dirty girls.

But, um, you can discipline me next week
when we're in the Cayman Islands.

Vacation? I got a job.

It's hard for me to get time off.

And what about Brianna?

I mean, I know you don't have kids, but
I can't just walk off and leave her.

Didn't you do a show about that?

Yeah, you want this to work, right?

How does a million five a year sound?

For doing what?

Whatever you want, as long as you do it
with me.

I was thinking my new public relations
director.

What? Wait a minute. I have my own job,
and I don't... Wait a minute, baby, not

now. Wait a minute.

The cameras are upon us. Come on.

Hold.

So, Mr. Washington, how does it feel to
be dating one of the most powerful women

in America?

Uh, I don't know.

Shelly, why don't you tell her how I
feel?

You did the right thing, Daddy. She
can't rule you. You are Flex Washington.

I don't know why saying your first and
your last name means something, but it

does.

Thanks, baby.

Who does she think she is, offering me
over a million dollars to be her...

Public relations director.

Okay, you know what?

I'm only a child, but someday when I'm
going to an expensive college and

bleeding you dry, you're going to regret
this.

Oh, hey, girl.

You must be here to see my daddy.

Well, you know what? Anytime you're in
town and you want to have a cup of

and reminisce over the good times, okay?

Call me, okay?

That was, um...

Quite some exit you made.

Yeah, it would have been a lot more
dramatic if I had remembered I was

with you.

Fleck, you said you can handle being my
man.

I can handle being your man. I don't
think you can handle being my woman.

I've done it again, haven't I? I've
taken a good man and emasculated him.

shriveled you up into a little eunuch.

Oh, hold on now. Not even in the coldest
of water do I shrivel.

But I want to thank you, Michelle,
because you helped me realize that I

be king in my own castle.

Flex, I don't know what a woman like me
is supposed to do. I can provide for

myself. I can provide for you. Hell, I
can provide for half of California.

No offense, Michelle, but you have
control issues.

It's like Dr.

Gill says on your show. Oh, that quack,
he been divorced eight times.

Michelle, I think what you've
accomplished in your life is wonderful.

But if you want a man like me, I mean,
you got to learn how to turn off all

that. I'm Michelle McCall. I'm the woman
in charge.

Look at me, I got diamonds, I got
everything, I got a villa, all that. You

to turn it off.

I can do that.

Okay, I can't do that.

Well, I guess this is where we say
goodbye.

Take care of yourself, Lex.

I had a wonderful time.

And you are a sweet, sweet lady.

Not my uncle.

Hey, Daddy.

So what happened?

You find a way for Michelle to adopt you
without me?

use those powders to clean the tub.

Daddy, you go, Barney.

Hey,

what's up?

There you go. Your science book and your
notes.

What about the cotton candy?

Oh, sorry.

I forgot.

So, uh, I'll see you tomorrow at school.

Well, I can't. Someone's waiting for me.

But I'll see you later, okay?

Oh, and thanks for introducing me to
Natasha.

I really like her, and she actually
likes me.

Love you too, Netta.