All language subtitles for One On One s01e06 Lets Wait Awhile

Yeah, isn't it?

More body piercings, huh?

You keep that up, girl, you're going to
start leaking.

Hey, Daddy.

How you doing?

Sign that.

Oh, no, no, no, no, no. There you go
putting me in that trick bag again. What

this? It's just my ski club's overnight
thing. It's a Pocono. Sign it. Love you,

Daddy. Thanks, Pop. Uh -uh. No, no, no,
no, no. Anytime you say love you, Daddy,

it means I'm trying to get over on you,
Daddy.

Well, why would you think that?

Well, let's see.

Hmm, skiing, you black.

So what's his name, and why don't I like
him?

Hey, Daddy, I'm just looking out for
you. I know you want the house all to

yourself, and I heard you on the phone
talking to Tanya trying to hook

up this weekend.

You did not.

And Tanya, my name ain't Elmo, but you
could tickle me all night long. You best

not.

Sometimes in the past, you could build
all by yourself.

But I have...

Bye.

Bye. Bye. Bye.

Bye.

My underarms were kicking like Bruce
Lee. And you used my toothbrush after

ate a big bag of Oreos.

Well, how many times do I have to tell
you not to take my magazines out of my

room? Hey, hey, now. There was a very
interesting article in there about

and what they consider to be sexual
harassment in the workplace.

Because that's just wrong.

Whatever, Daddy. I'm about to go to my
room. Okay, are you going to write some

more poems about Bobby?

I was reading them tired poems in your
notebook.

Roses are red. Yeah.

Violets are blue. Yeah.

I want Bobby Arthur to be my man.

And that don't even rhyme.

Daddy, will you please stay out of my
room?

Hold on now. Don't change the subject.

I want to talk about your man.

He better not be a man, because if he is
a man, he's a dead man walking.

He's just a... a boy from school, Daddy.
That's all.

How come every time I mention a boy, you
always tripping? Because I was a

teenage boy once.

I know what's on their mind, and believe
me, it's disgusting.

Daddy, you have to trust me. I'm 14
years old. I deserve some privacy.

All right, cool.

I'll stay out of your room if you stay
out of mine.

Deal. So can I go on a ski trip?

Are they gonna be boys? No, it's all
girls.

Is there gonna be a chaperone? Oh, yeah,
Miss Moody, and believe me, none of

those moves are good.

All right, then I'll sign your little
permission slip.

Is that my pen?

Hey, hey, you are not the only one who
liked the Powerpuff Girls.

Don't you think putting this car alarm
on your room is going a little

Uh, Spirit, you should know that my
diary has, like, two chapters filled

your juicy little secrets.

Our nads not chop -chop. We need a real
man to do this.

You got a little fuzz growing? Take
over.

Oh, y 'all, by the way, if my dad asks,
there's no boys going on this trip. Oh,

that's cool.

I told my mom no girls will go on this
trip.

Rihanna, why don't you tell your dad the
truth?

Because he always freaks out when I talk
about boys. It's tough being a love

child.

Oh, love child, that's sweet.

At my house, I'm known as the accident.

Well, girl, I'm glad we're gone. We're
going to have so much fun. I'm going to

ask Bobby Arthur to teach me how to
snowboard.

And not Arnaz. It must be lonely to be
you.

Looky here, Brianna. I'm getting a
little offended about this Bobby Arthur

I'm putting in all this time, and you
keep wanting to hang out with him.

You're going to have to choose, him or
me.

Let me sing him.

All right.

I keep playing a little waiting game,
but five years and I'm walking. I am

nobody's puppet.

That's why I'm hoping to get with
Richie. He is such a brick house.

Yeah, he's about as smart as one suit.

Okay, Rihanna.

Y 'all hooked up.

Maybe we should lock ourselves inside
and test it out.

Yeah, maybe we should.

Really? Psych!

You know, one day you're going to want
all this.

And I'm going to be there.

Baby,

baby, let me get that for you. Let me
get that for you. Come on now.

Haven't been to the gym today.

Yeah. See, all this fine -ness, you
know, doesn't happen by accident. Gotta

at it.

Although, uh, people refuse to believe
that. Baby, spot me. Spot me, girl. Spot

me.

Sweetie, look, look. Now, this is your
first overnight trip, okay? Dad, this is

my first overnight trip since I've been
living with you. I've been to many

slumber parties.

Hey, look, don't ruin my black father
-in -law's best moment, okay?

Now, look, kitten. You got your purse
money? Mm -hmm. You got your backup

Mm -hmm. Got your sock money?

You got you to get a souvenir for Daddy
money?

Yes, Daddy. I have the whole $10 you
gave me.

Good. Bring back my change.

Ooh, ooh, that spirit now. Okay, I gotta
go. Okay? All right. See y 'all later.

Bye, Daddy. Bye, Dwayne. Oh, sweetie,
wait a minute. Where's my hug?

I got Daddy, too. Come on, now.

Did you just lift my wallet?

Yeah, I'm trying to get you ready for
them ski muggers. Watch yourself.

All right, sweetie, have a good time.
Daddy loves you. I love you, too.

All right. See you later. Bye -bye.

What was that?

Did you park your car in her bedroom?

I know that was not an alarm on her
door.

Hello?

Hey, Bobby Arthur.

Oh, Bobby Arthur.

Uh, yeah, she's not here.

Oh, you'll see her on the ski slopes.

Yeah, I will get the message to her.

Peace out, my brother.

Man, that little girl lied to me.

What in the world is all that?

A Hammersmith Turbo 2000 Arm Response
Unit.

This is nice.

If she lied to you about the ski trip,
what else did she lie to you about?

Is she really in the ninth grade? Huh?

Did she really pass that math test?

Is that her original heart? You know, I
can't trust a girl no more.

Yeah.

Lying to me.

Locking doors.

Strange boys calling the house.

Just like her mama.

Gwen, what's taking you so long, man?
You've been working on this thing for

an hour.

Flex, relax, man. This is a delicate
operation.

And you know I'm a tad bit colorblind.

Sunglasses, I would think you could see
all the way to Asia.

Your little geisha girl's here.

Damn, I am seeing Asia.

What is he doing here? I thought with
Brianna out of town, we were going to

shogun. First of all, it was Crouch and
Tanya hitting Flex, and something came

up.

What are you doing?

Breaking and entering. What does it look
like?

Flex, you cannot break into her room.
It's a violation of her privacy.

Look, I just found out that her all
-girl... ski trip is including boys. So?

So, I gotta get in there and find that
itinerary.

And I gotta know what's going on up in
those mountains.

You have got to trust your daughter.
When I was her age, my parents didn't

me. They just barged into my room, found
a pack of cigarettes, and assumed they

were mine.

Were they? Yes, of course they were, but
they shouldn't have assumed.

All right, now all I have to do is cut
one wire, and we are good to go. Oh!

Dwayne, you know what you're doing, bro.

Look, please, man, trust me, all right?

I'm a professional used car salesman and
a certified repo agent.

Internet, class of 97.

Like butter, baby.

Butter melted! Butter melted!

I cannot be a part of this. I am going
to the kitchen to eat my sushi, and I

don't give a shiatsu what you do.

You need to dump her.

I hate to say it, dog, but your

daughter is a bit of a pig. Look at
this.

Hey, just shut up and help me find the
accent, remember?

Oh, here it is.

Hot now, it's just a stupid love poem.

Roses, vodka. Man, this don't even
rhyme.

a perfect circle with an extra sketch
until now. Look.

Matt.

You sure you looked over here, man?

I found the itinerary, man. Let's get
out of here. Wait, wait, wait, wait. Let

me write my name and curse it first.
Man, just come on.

Brianna's got a three -pack of condoms.

Not anymore.

There's one missing.

You know what? I lied to my daddy

to be here.

If anybody should be holding hands with
Bobby Arthur, it ought to be me.

Yeah, girl, and I am not going to arm
wrestle Richie.

But I will put him in a lip lock.

All right. In two hours, I want
everybody in their room and lights out.

anybody falls and hits their head, don't
bother me.

I'm taking a bubble bath.

And no hanky -panky while I'm gone.

Okay, hanky and panky, you two come with
me. I think you need to do some push

-ups in the snow and cool off.

know what i'm bored i knew i should have
hooked up with hanky relax ladies if

anybody knows how to get the mood
jumping it's yours truly watch and learn

fellas you guys don't play spin the
bottle that was me with the girls

let's go finally yeah girl break out

the lip gloss

I'll be spinning for you.

Well, I'm already dizzy.

What do you mean all the flights are
booked? But I'm a celebrity.

Flex Washington.

W .I .N .X. News.

Okay, Denzel Washington.

Hello?

Hello? Honey, hang up. They're gone. And
in the future, you might want to start

off with Denzel.

start with this forget it i'm driving
have you really thought this through no

because if i think it through i might
start crying let's relax man at

least you're having safe sex at 14 the
only safe sex is no sex oh come on not

every 14 year old is thinking about sex
well i was and you couldn't tell me i

wasn't cool safe sex to me was making
sure my mom's and pops didn't catch me

home

mama's basement i still go through that
now not as often as i'd like and the

funny thing is every father in the
neighborhood hated me i had notches on

belt and you couldn't tell me i wasn't a
man okay so now the shoe is on the

other foot you're one of those dads and
brianna's one of those daughters i guess

it's payback flex you have every right
to be concerned but what are you going

tell her that you broke into her room
rifled through her things and

found condoms i was actually going to
say all of that

That's gonna say real me

Girl

his

lips taste like great mama ladies But
I'm glad you enjoy I've been playing

game for almost an hour and Bobby hasn't
kissed me once But somehow I've

conveniently kissed Arnaz twice.

Okay, girl. It's Bobby.

Let a sister -sister hook you up.

Finally. It's just me and you, Brianna.

I dare you to take off your shirt.

Child's play.

Good looking out.

Boy, you want his little eye candy.

They did a sweet tooth, girl.

Okay. All right. It's my turn.

Rihanna, truth or dare?

I dare you to go in that closet with me
for three minutes.

Now, girl, this party about to get
started.

So what do you wanna do?

I don't know.

Never done this before, though. Me
neither.

and tell me where my daughter is. Uh
-huh. And somebody tell me where the

bathroom is before I have to write my
name in the snow.

Uh -uh, uh -uh, uh -uh.

Where's Brianna?

She's sick.

Oh, really?

Where's her room?

Up the road.

Oh, and what were y 'all doing up in
here?

Wallpapering.

minutes was not enough.

Oh, you must be Bobby Arthur.

How about I buy you some hot chocolate
sugar?

Thank you, but I'm not thirsty. Have you
met Brianna's father?

Can I get some marshmallows with that?

Sit down.

Sit down.

You know what?

I can't believe you. You're on
punishment for a month. No, no, no. For

No, matter of fact, you're on punishment
until you're dead, and then your ghost

is on punishment.

talking about why i trusted you to come
up here and act like a young lady but

what do i find when i get up here huh
closet loving well you wouldn't have

anything if you hadn't been spying on me
well i wouldn't have had to spy if i

didn't find these condoms brianna condom
where did you how did you

you broke into my room oh technically
it's my house so that would make it my

room so what in that house is mine that
broken alarm is yours

no respect for me. No, no, no. You don't
have any respect for me.

Lying to me and telling me that there
were no boys on this trip.

How am I going to trust you, Brianna?

You don't trust me because of how you
were.

I'm tired of paying for your mistake.

What mistake? What are you talking
about?

Me.

First of all, you're not a mistake.

You were a surprise, not a mistake.

And I wouldn't be a good father if I
didn't hear what goes on in your life.

But now I know you're having sex, and we
can talk about it.

Hold up.

Did you say sex?

Breonna Barnes is not having sex.

The way you and Mom always trip, and I
don't think I ever want to have sex.

Oh, sweetie, yes. That's the way it
should always be.

Hold up.

But why did you have those condoms?

And why were you in the closet?

I didn't even do anything in the closet.

And anyway, some counselors came to my
school from Planned Parenthood, and they

had some condoms we could take. So I was
curious, and I took a pack.

Then why was one missing from the pack?

Because I opened it to see what it
looked like. And it looked stupid, so me

my friends blew it up, drew a face on
it, and I nicknamed him Bubba.

Oh, yeah, I think I met him.

Look, sweetie.

I'm not sorry I broke into your room.
But I am sorry that I didn't trust you.

I'm just trying to get this father thing
right, you know?

Daddy, I'm sorry I lied.

I'm just trying to get this daughter
thing right.

And I promise I won't ever lie again.

No.

Shoot, you lying right now.

Your daddy still loves you.

You can get it.

Got rid of the kids.

Crouching tiger hitting dragon.

What you want to do?

What do you want to do?

I don't know. I want to do what you want
to do.

Well, is there enough room to do what
you want to do?

Hold up now. What you trying to do?

Well, I'm trying to get up out of here.
So hurry up and do something because I

want to go home.

I love you, Daddy. Love you, too, Netta.