All language subtitles for My Little Princess s01e08

Once upon a time, there was a little
girl who was the apple of her dad's eye.

As she grew up, many boys tried to woo
her, but none were good enough for dad.

So now, to help find her one true love,
dad and daughter have both agreed to

enter a fairytale realm of romance full
of hot single boys who, upon entering

this magical kingdom, are transformed
into handsome princes.

Sharpies. All prepared to do anything to
win a date with this week's princess.

What on earth is that?

That's terrible.

I wouldn't want her taking my clothes
off for me.

searching for her prince charming is
Princess Leia, a student of journalism

a land not so far, far away called
Worcestershire.

I'm ready to find love now because I've
been, like, single for over three years

and I still feel I haven't met the one.
But, like, I don't know, I'm just sick

of being single and at the moment, like,
I'm at home.

I wouldn't say that I'm desperate.

But I am, like, looking and, like, it'd
be nice to find someone that, like, is

quite similar to me.

But there was a cack, for in this
magical kingdom, it would not be the

picking her prince, Charlie.

It would be the true ruler of this land,
a terrifying satellite installation

manager called Mark, otherwise known as
Dad.

The kind of guy that would kind of scare
me to death would be someone like

Dappy, the way he comes across on these
videos, you know, the language he uses.

Flea came out with someone like Dappy. I
don't hide my feelings.

I'm quite outspoken. If I'm not happy,
they will know I'm not happy.

As ever, waiting in the princely village
are a band of boys all desperate to

find love.

This was to be their last chance to woo
the princess. So without further ado,

let's meet the latest new recruits to
this princely posse.

Celebrity wines.

Like, often I get compared to Justin
Bieber, just the old fringe.

With girls, I can't say the Bieber thing
helps. However, it does draw attention.

So when you're out, people will start
bantering with you and laugh at you, and

then hopefully you can turn it around a
little bit.

Most of the boys just think with their
privates, whereas I'm a bit more, like,

romantic and, like, take a go at sort of
thing, whereas the others are just

like, yeah, yeah, I've slept with 19
,000 girls.

So it's like I'm quite mature to think
about it like that.

As ever, our princes knew not what Dad's
princess looked like. But this merest

of details did not deter this week's
seven noble heroes, as they set off to

the gift shop of Dad.

This magical gift shop contains seven
gifts that will be mostly pleasing to

And one gift so bad that in some
countries, the mere act of giving it is

punishable by death.

To avoid delivering this deadly present,
our seven princes must race across a

series of impossible obstacles to grab
the best gift they can.

And so, as the tiny jester lifts his
mighty horn, it was time for this week's

princes to begin the race to the gift
shop of death.

My heart, I know how I'm

losing.

So pure, your love...

Don't close your eyes.

Don't fade away.

Don't fade away.

Oh, yeah, you and me, we can ride on
star

if you stay.

One by one, our noble princes carefully
pick the gift they think will most

impress Dad.

Until finally, the last prince of all,
Prince Hot Frosty, arrives and discovers

his fate will be to deliver to Dad the
most diabolical gift of all.

So, it was time for Dad to meet his
princes for the first time.

He knew nothing of these boys, but must
now rid himself of one, based solely

upon their princely appearance and the
gift they bear.

Fuck.

Most of the prince's offerings mean
something to Dad.

So, for example, Dad loves to rock. So
Prince Luke has bought him an Ozzy

Osbourne record.

Press it.

Dad thinks comedian Tommy Cooper is
hilarious.

So, Prince Robbie has bought him a fez,
just like what he used to wear.

But the question is, what will he think
of Prince Hot Frosty's present?

The gift that was the worst gift of all,
to give on to a dad.

What on earth is that?

I brought you fixing the shower knee
pad.

The thought of Prince Hot Frosty on his
knees in a shower, Obviously was one

that did not warm the cockles of Dad's
heart.

Which didn't bode well.

For it was now time for Dad to banish
from his kingdom one prince whose first

impression had impressed him the least
of all.

I can't think of any other reason why
the king would have eliminated me other

than the fact that I got him a really
rubbish present.

Yeah, well, come on, I mean, look at the
gift he offered me, you know. Not only

was it the worst gift, I do feel he had
the worst attitude too, so I think it

was time for him to go.

The king's daughter is missing out on a
very special guy. She's missing out on a

rapper who could have inspired her.

She would have enjoyed my present, but
she's no longer going to have that.

Ah!

Poor Prince Hot Krusty. Nevermore will
he get the chance to woo a princess.

His journey of love was over.

But for this week's seven surviving
princes, the quest to win a date with

Princess Leia has only just begun.

Welcome back to My Little Princess,
where Dad Mark's search for a prince

charming, worthy of his darling daughter
Leia, continues.

Only one of our six remaining princes
can win a date with the princess.

The next deadly test will see another
vanquished, as one by one, they take

seat upon... The Catapult of Knowledge!

A trial of princessly particulars.

Dad has supplied each prince with 50
amazing facts about his beloved

In order to survive the deadly catapult,
all our brave young princes need do is

answer correctly the questions put to
them by Dad.

If they have studied well, they will
have nothing to fear.

If they have not, then they will be
catapulted into the lake.

of losers.

So, with everyone sitting uncomfortably,
it was time for Dad's examination to

begin.

What award did My Little Princess win at
high school?

A

certificate

for the biggest Michael Jackson fan.

For being the biggest Michael Jackson
fan.

An award for being the biggest Michael
Jackson fan.

Was it for netball?

What award did My Little Princess win at
high school?

Uh, not that one.

Text Alouard.

The King fired me into the lake on the
question, what award did she win in

school? I said textiles for some bizarre
reason.

I don't know why. Yeah, wrong.

In you go.

I don't think the King will be very
impressed with my performance. In my

basically did no revision of his
daughter.

I just loved him and I loved everything
about him. I even bought a Michael

Jackson doll, which I still have.

When he died, I just started crying. It
was so embarrassing. Someone was like,

why are you crying?

I was like, well, I'm just going to die.

So, yeah, it was a sad day for me. It
was very sad.

So, with two princely dances already
sent to the bottom of the lake, it was

to see which of our four remaining
princes had not done their homework on

daughter.

What grade did my little princess
achieve in a French GCSE?

Say Jesus C.

C.

C grade.

A B.

An empty land I knew... I

always used to wing it at school with my
revision, to be honest. I used to

revise the day before. Like, I tried to
revise a couple of hours before here,

but it just didn't work out for me this
week.

With Prince Lee Simpleton Joe thrown out
of Dad's catapult class, that just

leaves three star pupils in this
lakeside examination.

Prince Luke, Prince Adam...

And Prince Max.

What was the name of my princess's first
love?

Pass. What?

Pass? It's not mastermind.

Oh, dear.

Archipelago.

So, with Prince

Luke gone, it is time for Prince Adam to
answer Dad's question of princessly

particulars.

What is the name of my princess's first
love?

Jackson Wise.

I wonder whether Jackson ever thought
that one day he'd end up saving a boy

dressed as a prince from being
catapulted into a lake by a dad dressed

king. Probably not.

The question now is will he do the same
for the boy with Bieber hair, Prince

Max?

Matthew.

Ah, no.

He won't.

Getting thrown in was brilliant,
actually. I really, really enjoyed it.

I'll never go.

He may be happy, but happiest of all is
this week's catapult winner, Prince

Adam.

It'll mean a lot to me this week to win
the princess because, you know, after

last week of coming to, like, the final
three and then not actually winning the

day, I sort of really want to push this
week to win because I hate losing. I'm

really competitive and, you know, it's
my aim to win.

Prince Adam's victory means his passage
to the next round of this contest of

love is assured.

For the other princes, however, their
fate was less certain. In particular,

first two fools to fail upon the
catapult of knowledge.

Josh, that was terrible.

That was quite insulting, really, in a
way. Well, yeah, I'm quite annoyed, to

honest. His efforts?

Yeah, well, lack of.

Robbie, OK.

Oh, he's really not my type at all.

Oh, I'd have thought he would have been,
to be truthful. Oh.

He's quite a nice guy. You know the
quiet patches when you go out with

and you sit there? That is not going to
happen.

He's going to keep you entertained,
that's for sure. Yeah, but I don't want

go out with Clow.

You've got to think carefully here. He's
not my type.

All right, I'll take that on board.

You've made it quite difficult now. It's
not so clear -cut as I thought.

Whether Dad liked it or not, a decision
needed to be made.

And one prince must now be dispatched to
the moat of rejection.

Josh, are you joking? He didn't put any
effort into it whatsoever.

Yeah, I do feel like a bit of a loser,
really, even though I didn't come last.

I'm not one to date.

If you wanted Lear's attention, that is
not the way to get any.

Especially my respect.

Goodbye. Out he goes.

I should have revised a lot more. If I
revised a lot more, I probably wouldn't

be in this position now.

Ah,

Prince

Josh. It's not au revoir.

It's good riddance forever, you big
princely loser.

His destiny was not with the princess.

But if wishes really could come true,
what form might the dream boy or girl

for our princess and her princely
suitors?

For me, I kind of like someone that
just, like, you know, breaks the rules,

bit of a rebel, like that kind of look,
a bit like, you know, outside the box.

I'd like to meet someone who's curvy,
top -heavy, fun.

Up for excitement.

The sort of girl who doesn't wear loads
of make -up, natural beauty I like. And

someone that can tame me, hopefully.

Someone who can bring my crazy side
down.

Perfect look for me would probably be
brunette, curvy,

bit of a tan, something a little bit
different, basically.

My perfect woman looks -wise would be
probably Pocahontas.

I like the dark features, dark eyes,
tan.

Probably the complete opposite of what I
am, actually, yeah.

In the celebrity world, my perfect woman
would be Mila Kunin, because she's fun

and she snorts when she laughs.

So, it is clear that all our princes
have a healthy interest in the female

But Dad wants a prince who only has eyes
for his little princess.

With this in mind, he calls upon the
wizard of the castle, Professor of the

Mind, Dr. David Lewis, and his magical
machine of...

I have a machine that can almost read a
young man's mind by showing us exactly

where he's looking, how long he's
looking at it, and how physically

becomes by what he's seeing.

I think Dad could find this useful.

One by one, our princes enter the
wizard's chamber and sit themselves

marvelous machine.

They are told only that a creature will
appear before them.

and that they must maintain eye contact
with that figure at all times.

Remain on the eyes.

The eyes and the eyes alone.

Think of the princess, not the
tempstress.

Think pure thought, not evil thoughts,
not naughty thoughts.

Concentrate on her eyes. Think of the
princess, not the damn friend.

Do not look unto them. The soft
fleshiness is not your friend.

Don't look at them. I'm not. Why should
you? Not looking at them at all.

Good Lord.

Do not look at those fleshy things. The
bosoms of doom!

The bosoms of doom.

Their torturous trial of temptation is
over.

And whilst his machine of truth begins
to reveal its filthy findings to the

wizard, Dad and Princess Leia consider
the merits of this test of fidelity.

I think it's natural.

For them to look at a cleavage, because
I probably would think you're a little

bit gay. They didn't.

OK. If he was looking at you, then, how
would you...? That's fine.

Then I'd obviously think, OK, he's
obviously a little bit attracted to me.

Yeah, yeah. So... And so the results
were in.

It was time for the wizard to inform Dad
which princess stayed true to his

daughter and which did not.

Sire, I know how anxious you are to make
sure that your suitors are faithful to

your beautiful daughter.

Let me begin by describing the two most
faithful of your princes, Prince Max and

Prince Robbie.

That was more mentally torturing.
Obviously, being a male, we want to

having to fight restraint is a big
thing, really, yeah.

I like to say I think I did quite well
in that, though.

I found the task quite difficult, but I
think that's mainly because you tell

someone not to jump on the bed, they're
going to. It wasn't the fact it was,

it's just the fact that I wasn't
allowed.

They did not look at her breasts at all.
They kept their gaze firmly on her eyes

as I had instructed.

Zero's a bit concerning.

I'm not quite sure what you think about
it. I don't think it is. If you were out

with them and you're walking in a bar,
they're tightly with you, they wouldn't

be looking around.

That's how I see it.

I don't find it weird, them having...
None. I like that.

Really?

Next,

we have Prince Luke.

It was just so tricky because she was,
like, just so hot, and I had an image in

my head of these amazing boobs, and I
just wanted to get a good eye for her,

it was just a nightmare.

He looked at her breasts once.

Do you feel that is a healthy reaction
from a young man?

That's just, like, normal.

I mean, the way I'm thinking, I mean,
that's been clever.

You know, I'll just look once. Yeah, but
is he being clever?

Or is that just the way he is? Well,
yeah, because they're not... Are they

to think that deeply into things? So,
you know, might just look. Because it's

natural to look. You're going to see a
naked girl, topless girl or whatever.

You're going to look. Even I would look.
Yeah. Because I'd be like, OK.

Yeah, yeah, sure.

Just a natural thing.

Next we have Prince Adam.

She had beautiful brown hair and
gorgeous round eyes.

And that's all I saw of her, to be
honest.

He looked at her breasts twice.

Once or twice is probably a bit more
realistic.

That's natural, but as I said... They're
being themselves on one and two, aren't

they? Well, yeah. Obviously, the
willpower's a bit low, isn't it? Yeah,

a problem. I see that as good, but I
don't... You see that as faithful kind

thing? Well, yeah.

But I fear bringing up the rear is
Prince Joe.

I might have had a peat once or twice at
the boobs.

We were too good to resist.

A man with an extraordinary interest in
the female form.

For he looked at her breasts...

Not once, not twice, but a staggering 12
times as my machine recorded

his responses.

Is this a healthy young man, or is this
a young man who's always going to be led

astray by his interest in the female
form?

What do you think?

Is that it all, really? Let's be honest.

Do you think so?

Yeah, 12 times.

He's blatantly got no self -control.
Maybe you could get that under control.

Maybe you could tame him. Yeah, but I
don't need that. I don't need someone

I'd have to tame and control.

Maybe he wouldn't want to look at other
women when he sees what you look like.

12 times, yes, he would.

All right.

It didn't look good for Prince Joe, but
perhaps Dad's wrathful eye will roam

upon another unfortunate prince.

Well, you never know, do you?

Little Joe, I'm sorry.

12 times, his wondering eyes were just
unreal.

I don't think it makes me a weak man
that I can't take my eyes off of a

At the end of the day, there's a
difference between looking and cheating.

I want him to have eyes for my daughter.
I don't want him to be just kind of

looking at everything that walks by.

I think the King won't like the fact
that I look like 12 times at a boob, but

I'm sure if he was in my position, he'd
do the exact same.

He should have had eyes for Leah and he
should have been focused on the task.

Twelve times. No, sorry.

In the moat, I'm afraid.

And so another prince bites the

dust. Just four princes now remain.

But who has what it takes to win the
heart of Princess Leia?

Stay true to our tale of love and all
shall be revealed as the story of My

Little Princess.

Continue.

Welcome back to My Little Princess.

Dad would do anything to find a prince
charming for his little princess in this

magical land, which was fitting, for in
the real world, nothing will stop his

darling daughter from finding her one
true love.

Lear. Dork in probably a word I wouldn't
use.

Inquisitive, maybe.

I don't Facebook dork.

The only time I ever do that is when
it's, like, kind of, like, celebrity, so

I'll just see if they're on Facebook. I
don't with, like, normal people.

Yeah, she's an expert.

If she needs to find someone, she will
track them down.

Once I got my brother to give someone my
number and it was so embarrassing, but

I think they thought it was actually
from my brother and they thought he was

gay. That was so funny.

Tis a shame, but sometimes people are
not as they seem.

Being able to spot a good egg from a bad
apple is a virtue that both Dad and his

princess hold in high esteem.

But is it a skill held by our surviving
princes?

It was time to find out as they come
face to face with the terrible puddles

trouble.

The princes come across a series of
intriguing puddles blocking their

Some are good.

and some are bad.

To help steer them towards the right
path, a series of ghostly apparitions

appear before their princely eyes,
enticing them to step forward into one

puddles.

The first of these visions is two older
but still attractive ladies.

One is a grandmother who likes to bake
cakes at the church fete.

She will lead them to the good parts.
The other likes to go on television and

talk to drunk men late at night whilst
removing her clothes.

Needless to say, she will be leading our
princes to the bad.

As ever, watching with great interest
our dad and his Princess Leia.

Er, money here?

She does look a bit of a naughty gran, a
little bit cheeky.

I see she's got dark brown hair, looks
like she's got some red lipstick on, and

she looks a little bit mischievous to
me.

She looks relatively bad.

Maybe some surgery on her nose,
possibly.

A bit confused on granny number one. I
wouldn't want her taking my clothes off

for me. Not sure, it's a tough one.

There's a gran.

Better turned out.

She has a nice top half.

I could imagine her doing something like
that, but then that might be part of

the confusion, so might have to just be
a gamble on this one, I think.

Seems to be well -dressed and has quite
a good appearance.

Out of the two of them, my brain is
telling me it's this one here, only

this one seems too much of an obvious
choice.

The princes must now stand by the paddle
of the lady they believe is the good

granny.

Prince Max, Prince Luke and Prince Adam
have placed their trust with the lady in

the floral dress.

Whilst Prince Robbie believes the woman
with the long black hair would never

take her clothes off for the pleasure of
men.

It was now time for each of them to step
forward.

And discover the disgusting truth.

So naive Prince Robbie is first of all
foul of the puddles of trouble.

And to further compound his misery.

The ghostly apparition reveals to him
his folly in the most despicable

And so Prince Luke, Prince Adam, and
Prince Max step forward to face

Puddle Puzzle number two.

Once again, a ghostly apparition appears
before them. Once more, it's a pair of

legs.

One of them is about to give birth to a
baby in a few months' time.

There's nothing sinister in that, so she
will guide them to the good puddle.

The other lady is not pregnant.

Needless to say, she must be avoided, as
accusing this woman of being with child

is wrong and will lead to deep
embarrassment all round.

So best avoid her, as she will guide
them to the puddle of badness.

Number one looks happily pregnant.

Glowing, radiant.

She seems like quite a youngish sort of
lady.

I can't really tell if she's pregnant or
not, though, because the clothes she's

wearing seem quite large and flumpy, so
I can't really see if it's a real bump

or not.

She looks like she's got quite a massive
bump, but I can't establish whether

that's from sort of food indulgence or
too much sort of activity at night,

really. Tough one.

The other lady's got more of a
distinctive bump, but that's because

wearing some hideous dress or what it
is, I don't know.

I'm not so sure.

It's tricky.

It's quite a hard decision, actually,
because obviously you don't want to call

fat woman pregnant.

Once more, the princes deliver their
verdict by standing in front of their

chosen partner.

And so it came to pass that Prince Adam
and Prince Max believe the woman with

child is the lady with the dark hair.

Whilst Prince Luke believes the woman
with the fiery red hair is the one who

Vegas. So who is right and who is very,
very wrong?

It is time to discover the terrible,
embarrassing truth.

Oh dear.

So both Prince Max and Prince Adam have
brought shame upon themselves and their

families with this gravest of social
indiscretion.

Sorry.

But good news for Prince Luke, for not
only has he proven that he can tell the

difference between someone who is fat or
pregnant, he also knows a saucy granny

when he sees one.

I've recently signed up for a dating
site. I met up with a lady from

She looked quite nice in her pictures,
you know, curvy, quite pretty.

When I met her, she was very, very
petite and looked very, very old.

I guess her age would have been 65.

And she decided to hold my hand for most
of the night.

I couldn't get away, so I found myself
having to walk into the toilet and

through the toilet window.

Prince Luke's triumph means he will go
through to the penultimate stage of this

princely contest.

The fate of the other three princely
failures, however, is less certain.

Dad must now dispatch one to his motor
projection.

But who will he choose to lose?

That's quite funny.

The guys are just stupid, aren't they?

Let's be honest.

Imagine I was pregnant.

Oh, you're fat.

I put weight on you, pregnant.

It's not a very good thing, though, is
it? No, it's not.

I mean, Robbie again, I think. I mean,
he's a good lad, but he is quite vocal.

Because I'm quite shy, first of all.
When it's like that, I feel really

uncomfortable. If I was out, especially
if you're in a restaurant or something,

and then he's trying to be the funny
man.

That's the one that I've got a bit of a
worry with, and I kind of have all the

way through to be truthful with you.

Max on the other hand, you know, I don't
think he's come out of his shell.

I don't want someone too, like, quiet
there. No, no, no.

Yeah, well, that's where I think Adam.

Adam's a bit in between. Between? Yeah,
yeah, yeah, you know.

The time for talk was over.

It was now time for Dad to chuck another
princely loser into a mucky lake.

End of a chapter for Prince Robbie.

He didn't find what he was looking for.
He didn't find his princess.

Robbie liked the guy in the beginning,
but this task has clearly shown that he

can't keep himself out of trouble. So,
you know what? I'm going to give this

to Leah. Not impressed. There he goes.

The chapter continues, you know. I'm
still looking, so hit me up.

And so we bid farewell to Prince

Robbie. And then there were three, three
noble young princely bucks that Dad's

twisted tests of love had decreed were
the best of the bunch.

One of them would win a date with his
daughter, but who would it be?

Right, Lee, there's the final three.

Max, Adam and Luke.

Quite happy with that. Really?

Obviously. OK.

Why? I don't know. Obviously, the two
guys I wanted in there are in there. I'm

quite warming to Adam, actually, now.
Really? A little bit more, yeah. OK.

Adam and Max are very similar in look
and in personality.

I didn't notice at first. I've noticed
now, though. Really? Yeah. You know,

Luke's good -looking as well. He's got a
nice...

Guy who's not so much my type. I'm
warming to him, actually. He's done

well. You keep saying that. Yeah, but
you've just said to me. Yeah, I've just

told you the two are lying. I'm
attracted to them two.

No, we're both just saying looks. It is
to me. I'm not saying it's for looks.

I'm saying I haven't met them. I haven't
met them. Oh, you have. So what, you're

saying my judgment's back now? Don't you
think I've got... All right, OK.

Oh, God. The frustration of the princess
was understandable.

But the time for her to affect the
outcome of this contest of love was

come.

For now, the destiny of these Prince
Charmings were all their own, as they

traveled to the Lake of Destiny to race
for a role.

For this penultimate battle, our
remaining princes must propel themselves

the Lake of Destiny towards the Boat of
Belief, using only a generously

proportioned love hose.

There they will find Dad, who will
bequeath unto just two of them a single

Whichever prince fails to grab a flower
of romance from Dad will be doomed to

never cast eyes upon his little prince
then.

And so the stakes could be no greater.
As for the final time, they wait for the

sound of the tiny jester's bugle.

And they're away!

Three proud and mighty Hosarians that
Poseidon himself would be proud of! Come

on, boys, this is it! Do not forget,
this is your final chance to win the

of a princess!

Look at Prince Luke, for God's sake,
man! Rule number one is point your hoes

the right direction!

Really tired of being the party boy now.
I just want to meet my princess and

live happily ever after.

Prince Luke hosel handling may leave a
lot to be desired, but just look at the

mighty aquatic swordsman that is Prince
Adam.

If ever a man was born for this, it is
he.

I've never experienced love, so I don't
know what it really feels like. So I'm

here really to try and find that girl
that when I see her makes me go, wow.

The last hosel hero is Prince Max.

But it would appear that he too has
problems in the waterworks department.

In a go, I'm looking for someone that's
completely like -minded but independent

at the same time. I can look after them
now, but it's nice to be looked after at

the same time.

And so the situation is this.

Prince Luke is back on course at last.

Prince Max is pulling behind.

Disappointing. And Prince Adam, yes.

Prince Adam, the watery warrior, who
wants this more than anything, is

his lovecraft to Dad. And whammo!

He grabs the first rose of romance!

Well done, lad!

Which means the race is on for Dad's
final flower. And it looks as though it

will be Prince Luke who will win this
final princely suit -out. But wait! No!

Dad's noobs! What's this?

Prince Max is coming up from the rear
like a rocket and is powering towards

Prince Luke cannot believe it. And oh,
that's death.

That's it.

In you go.

Good. Yes, Prince Max has got it.

The final flower has been plucked. And
the news is that it's game over for the

loser in the lake, Prince Luke.

Pretty pissed off at myself. Looked a
bit of an idiot. It was shocking. I just

kept going round in circles.

It's been a story of my life, though,
being unable to control my hose at the

vital moment, so it reflected well in
that challenge.

Victory, then, for Prince Max and Prince
Adam.

Their battle to be this week's Prince
Charming will continue.

And indeed, it will be a most
fascinating contest as there is no love

between these princely rivals.

I think Max can be a little bit sly. I'm
a bit wary of him and his little tricks

that he might have.

I don't know what my chances are like,
but I would like to win.

The date's going to obviously be the
prize at the end. Having got this far,

that's it now.

I want to win this competition hands
down. I want to go all the way and win

princess and win the date.

The time has come for God to be settled
and to win a date with the beautiful

Princess Leia. Return to us with God's
speed as our two remaining princes

it out for their last chance ever to win
the one thing they desire most of all.

A happy... Welcome

back. To my little princess, where our

story of love is nearly at a close.

Just two princes now remain.

Prince Max and Prince Adam.

Their quest for love has seen them
defeat Prince Hoth. I've got him a

rubbish present.

Prince Josh.

I don't think the king will be very
impressed with my performance.

Prince Joe.

I don't think it makes me a weak man
that I can't take my eyes off of a

Prince Robbie.

End of a chapter for Prince Robbie.

And Prince Lou.

The story of my life getting so close to
Lenin that I'm just getting banished

like a little peasant.

They have done all this to show their
worth to a dad and his mystery princess.

Only one can be crowned this week's
Prince Charming. But this time, it won't

Dad Mark who decides who stays and who
goes.

It'll be the princess herself.

Max and Adam, Phileas, similar guys.
They've performed well, they really

and they've forced Phileas' attention.

I really enjoyed that. That's the kind
of guy I want for my daughter.

That is why those two are in the final.

For me, I kind of like... I suppose
someone that just breaks the rules, a

a rebel, a bit of a badass, even though
it's probably not the best thing to

like, but it makes them stand out and
they're not like a shrinking violet.

If I was to win a date, the princess
could expect from me, you know, a

young man who's very confident, very
physically and mentally strong, somebody

who can make her feel special, make her
feel nice, and, yeah, just generally

look after her.

My ideal woman, dark hair, dark eyes,
dark skin, Mediterranean looking, but

really outgoing, got her own drive, got
her own mindset.

Both princes will sing a song of love to
Princess Leia from behind the wall of

her garden of love.

Unable to see her princely serenaders,
she must therefore identify her prince

charming by whoever she thinks sings the
sweetest.

And so, with the heart of the princess
at stake, it was time for this battle of

the ballads to begin.

and it's real i keep it alive

there

are mountains

Thank you.

given their all.

And if that wasn't good enough for the
princess, then, well, tough.

I think if I lost in the final now, I'd
be very disappointed because, you know,

I've tried very hard this week in all
the activities and it'd feel like a bit

a shame not to, you know, go all the way
and win it.

People always say, well, I just didn't
be there.

Unfortunately, I don't have the voice to
match, just the hair.

So, yeah, maybe if I did, I'd get the
women more.

So the moment of truth.

has finally arrived.

It is time for Princess Leia to finally
open the doors of her lady garden to her

chosen prince charming.

Of course,

it's beaver boy, Prince Max.

He of the husky voice and the boy band
good looks.

But will this princely package impress
picky Princess Leia?

When the gate opened, he wasn't what I
expected.

He's a little bit shorter than I thought
he would be. I thought he'd be a little

bit taller.

So when the gate opens, it was
surprising, amusing, not entirely what I

expected. It's not sort of my usual
infant attraction, but you never tell

someone's like, can you?

I think I did make the right choice.

Obviously, I didn't see the other guy,
usually.

Go for real tall guys, but he seems like
a genuinely nice guy.

I wouldn't say I was disappointed, but
more intrigued.

I'm intrigued because it's something
that I don't normally go for, so as it's

almost forced interaction, then it's
going to be interesting to see how it is

with someone I don't normally speak to.

Oh, well, that's not the bestest of
beginnings.

Never mind.

So, with young love diminishing before
our very eyes, what did Dad make of his

daughter's decision?

You know, OK, just pick Max, you know,
good on her. He's a good lad, quite like

him. Wise choice to be truthful with
you. I did like the guy, I've liked him

the way through it to be truthful with
you. But we'll soon find out.

Well, that's clear data.

At least Dad's being truthful.

Anyhoo, our story of love is at a close.

Will they live happily ever after? Well,
that's another story.

Next time on My Little Princess.

It's time to discover whether our fairy
tale romances did indeed blossom and

bloom as we return our winning Prince
Charmings and princesses to the real

for the final chapter of our story of
love.

What catcher was that? Oh.

When he starts talking about himself,
you can't shut him up because he's that

attracted to himself.

She possibly could be that princess.