All language subtitles for My Little Princess s01e07

Once upon a time, there was a little
girl who was the apple of her dad's eye.

As she grew up, many boys tried to woo
her, but none were good enough for dad.

So now, to help find her one true love,
dad and daughter have both agreed to

enter a fairy tale realm of romance full
of hot single boys who, upon entering

this magical kingdom, are transformed
into handsome prince chaps.

All prepared to do anything to win a
date with this week's princess.

He actually looks a bit like a ghost,
doesn't he?

You really wouldn't want to catch him
down a dark alley.

Has your mum ever caught you having sex?

This week, searching for her prince
charming is Princess Sophie, an office

from a land not so far, far away called
Hawley.

It's near Guildford.

I'm looking for a boyfriend now just
because I've been single pretty much all

life, so I'd like to experience being in
a proper relationship, seeing what it's

like. I wouldn't go out with a guy with
excessive amounts of piercings, long,

greasy hair or anything like that.

But there was a catch, for in this
magical kingdom, it would not be the

picking her prince charming, it would be
the true ruler of this land, a social

worker with an attitude called Mike,
otherwise known as Dad.

I can honestly say none of her
boyfriends have impressed me at all.

been people who are...

A little dorky, I would say, and don't
actually know how to conduct themselves

properly with me.

As ever, hoping to impress Dad Mike and
win a date with his daughter are a brave

bunch of love -hungry hunks who live and
play together in a princely village,

sometimes needlessly with their shirts
off.

I'm a DJ and a music producer.

Been producing for about three years,
been DJing for about ten years.

I'm a Mick.

Hard techno, hard style, anything dark
and dirty really.

You know, I'm just, what can I say, I'm
just blessed.

Seeing as I am six foot four and broad
as you like.

How would I rate myself out of ten?

Eleven? Eleven and a half?

I've never experienced love, so I don't
know what it really feels like. So I'm

here really to try and find that girl
that when I see her makes me go, wow.

And a girl that makes me want to spend
sort of the rest of my life with her.

Only one prince will win a date with
this week's princess.

But what virtues did Dad Mike hold dear?

Back in the princely village, a list of
his dadly demands were dispatched for

all to read.

They've got to be a non -dork, really,
don't they?

They need to be able to hold a
conversation and something more than

who do you support, football -wise, or
something like that.

They've got to be a reasonable,
intellectual human being.

Unfortunately, Dad did not disclose what
his little princess looked like.

But undeterred by this merest of
details, a band of seven princely heroes

forth to apply for the job of this
week's Prince Charming.

Make it through the night Love will find
you What about

now? What about today?

What if you're making me All that I was
meant to be What

if our love Never went away What if it's
lost

behind

for this week's Princely Hopeful's first
challenge.

It was a simple task, to make a good
first impression on Dad upon the

catapult of truth.

This magical machine of truth is the
work of the wizard of the castle and

professor of the human mind, Dr. David
Lewis.

Dad will ask his princely candidates a
series of questions.

If he likes their answers, all is good.

If he dislikes their answers, the
catapult will instantly dispatch them

lake of losers.

In order to guarantee their answers are
truthful, the wise old wizard has

attached a genuine lie detector into his
devilish device that can detect the

honesty in a prince's voice.

So, with this knowledge in their
princely brains, Dad's interrogation can

Has your mum ever caught you having sex?

No.

No.

I hurt myself today.

Yeah.

To see if I still feel.

That's all the truth, the whole truth,
nothing but the truth.

I'm an honest lad, thought I might as
well show them the real me.

There is no shame greater than being
caught with your trousers down by your

But they say admitting the problem is
the first step to recovery.

So well done, Prince Robbie and Prince
Ed.

But what of Prince Luke?

What saith he to Dad's mother of a
question?

Has your mum ever caught you having sex?

No.

I thought I could blag the lie detector,
if I'm honest. It was really quite

cloak of face, but obviously it didn't
pay off. And I learned that through

getting dunked.

Cocky Prince Luke's soggy exit from the
lake of losers makes a mockery of his

foolish belief that he could beat the
wizard's machine of truth.

It was a lesson that would be well
learned by our four remaining princes.

My daughter...

would like you to have a tattoo of her
name on your arm. Would you agree or

disagree?

To mark yourself with the name of your
loved one was surely a good thing.

Or was it?

I would never, ever want a guy to get a
tattoo of my name on them. I think it's

really immature, really tacky as well.

I think it's awful, really ridiculous.

Ah, so in this case, any prince foolish
enough to agree to Dad's proposal will

meet a watery end.

Disagree.

Disagree.

Agree.

Unluckily for Prince Hot Frosty, he has
been betrayed by the truth, leaving just

Prince Scotty, Prince Joe, and Prince
Adam in this deadly inquisition of

integrity.

Have you had a one -night stand in the
last seven days?

No.

Yes.

I might have been a little bit too
truthful when he asked me if I'd had a

-night stand in the past week, and I
said yeah, so I don't think he liked

So, with Prince Joe gone, that just
leaves Prince Scotty to answer this

of dalliance.

Have you had a one -night stand in the
last seven days?

Yeah.

I've had my fair share of one -night
stands, to put it that way.

I've roughly slept with about just over
100 girls.

Not to brag that much.

So Prince Scotty the Modest exit
means... that the last prince standing

sitting on the catapult is Prince Adam.

So he will walk into the next stage of
this quest to find his one true love.

I think what it is I'm looking for in a
girl is a girl with fake breasts and,

you know, fake tan.

But it's those sort of page -three girls
you look at and you think, oh, yeah,

from a day -to -day basis, that's not
what I'd go for, but every now and then,

you know, I'd go that way.

For everyone else... Their fate is less
certain, especially for the first fool

to lie and fly upon the catapult of
truth, Prince Luke.

I actually felt a little bit sorry for
Luke because he was quite a nice guy.

Yeah. But ultimately, he did lie.

I've seen Luke and I don't think he's
good looking at all.

Two other princes who also earned Dad's
wrath were Prince Scotty and Prince Joe.

Prince Scotty, he admitted to having a
one -night stand within the last seven

days. I felt he's on a dating show, and
really he should be focusing all his

energies on not screwing about with
other girls. But he's a guy, it's normal

human behaviour, and my personal opinion
is that he's got to enjoy life and do

what he wants while he can.

So... It was time for Dad Mike to decide
which of these princes will be the

first to take a swim in the Lake of
Rejection.

For next week's King, I'm going to
literally just throw myself into it

and just try to be honest.

Luke proved to be an absolute liar, and
for me, he just had to go.

I've learned a very valuable lesson that
trying to lie to cover up bad things is

better just to be honest and tell the
truth.

And so...

One prince may have gone, but Dad Mike's
quest to find a prince charming for his

little princess has only just begun.

Welcome back.

To my little princess.

One prince has already fallen. Six now
remain.

They are all trying to prove their worth
to Dad and his daughter, the princess.

They have a say in what kind of man he
will be, but what kind of lady is she?

I'm definitely a daddy's girl, yeah.

But I'm not a spoiled little princess, I
don't think.

Sophie, you know who you are. Everybody
says that you're Princess Sophie.

You act like a little diva at home. If
you lose something, it's somebody else's

fault and you go into one and, you know,
you bang around and slam around.

When I have a strop, everybody usually
knows because...

I'll dorm around the house.

If it is something that I can't find,
then I'll ask them where it is.

And if they don't know, then it will
just make me more angry, even though

not their fault.

So, it would appear that our princes
will need to be made of strong stuff to

cope with the demands of Princess
Sophie.

For this purpose, Dad calls upon the
services of the Witch of the Castle.

If Dad desires to know whether the
princes are made of the right stuff,

witch will arrange for him to see who is
really a man or a mouse.

As usual, the wicked witch transforms
our noble princes one by one into giant

freaky -faced mice.

Remember, the princes can see nothing at
all beneath their new beastly skin.

To prove their courage, they must run
directly towards each other until they

collide. Whoever makes it furthest along
the track will be the winner.

Whoever loses must pray that Dad has
math on their soul.

First to grab the mousely gauntlet is
rapper Prince Hot Frosty. I'm going to

give him my all. I desperately want to
see the princess.

I want to sell what I've got to offer
her.

So, yeah, I'm all ready for the
challenge.

His rodent opponent will be the new boy,
dreadlock DJ Prince Robbie.

A lot of people think I'm arrogant when
they first meet me. My first impressions

are not the best because I'm very
cheeky, and I'll admit that.

So, who will win this musical mouse
-off? T 'was time to find out.

And they're off!

They are off! They're off!

They're off!

They are off!

They're off! They're down!

They're down!

Oh, is he okay?

Ah, well, who cares?

Because all that matters is where our
two blind mice men collide.

For this will reveal to dad and daughter
which princely rodent is really a man

and which is really a sneaky little
mouse.

On this occasion, it is plain to see
that the Purple Mouse Man run the

and the fastest, and thus is this
Mousely Battles winner.

So all hail, then, to the magnificent
Prince Hot Frosty, the slayer of pitiful

Prince Robbie.

From the outset, I thought that Luke
would win, but actually, I mean, he

went for it, Sophie, big time.

Robbie is a massive wimp.

Poor Robbie didn't really stand a chance
at all. He was absolutely hammered.

He's a man up.

Yeah. And so it is time for our next
mousely contender to step forward.

Ah, look, it's Prince Joe, the pocket
prince.

I think just doing all these tasks and
showing the princess how much we want to

date with her should really impress her,
and I think if it works out, it'd be

amazing.

Ah, bless.

But he'll have his work cut out because
he will be facing Prince Scotty, the

merciless. I am the most competitive
person I've ever met. I have to beat

everybody at everything, otherwise I get
really, really angry.

Who would you want to win out of the two
of them then? It's a really difficult

one because... You like them both? Yeah.

And run!

Be a man, not a mouse. Think of men, but
not completely think of men because of

the princess.

So think of princess and men.

Men, no, hang on, this is all wrong.

Oof, I bet that hurt.

As our two suicidal princes wait for the
medic, we can reveal that the winner of

this ridiculous rodent jewel is the
green mouse man. Which means this

most magnificent mouse is Prince Scotty.

Who defeated the gutless weasel that is
Prince Joe?

I did think that Scotty would beat Joe
because he's just got that, like, more

competitive edge.

You really get an idea of how brave they
are. You can tell by how they run and

their body language.

Man or mouse. Yeah. That's exactly what
it is. That's exactly what it is. Yes,

Princess, that's why it's called man or
mouse.

Anyhoo. Now we all know what's going on,
let us welcome the contenders for our

third battle.

Yes, it's six foot four man mountain
Prince Eddie the Large.

Why am I such a good catcher? Well,
because number one, I've got great head

banter. Number two, I've got dimples.
And number three, I'm packing at least

eight to twelve good abs.

The prince with the shortest straw of
all is Prince Adam the Unfortunate.

I'm looking for love because I've never
had a serious relationship and I think

it's about time I get one. I really want
to find that dream girl, you know, my

princess.

Ed, I mean, he's built like a brick
-shit house. I mean, you really wouldn't

want to catch him, you know, down a dark
alley and, you know, a real big force

to be reckoned with.

And so, it was time for us all to sit
back and enjoy this potentially life

-threatening contest of collision.

If you're squeamish, look away now.

What's he running like that for? What's
wrong with his chin?

Oh, he's gone down.

Mouse down.

And no, your eyes do not deceive you.
The bigger they are, the harder they

The eye in the sky reveals that the
orange mouse has destroyed the golden

Meaning the winner of this battle is
lion -hearted Prince Adam, who

has defeated Prince Ed, the big girly
Goliath.

Amazing, isn't it? I can't believe that.
You would not have predicted that at

all. No, I actually can't believe that.
I actually think, though, that it might

be because he was too frightened to
annihilate Adam and underestimated

ability. I don't think there was any
excuse to act like that in a game. I

that was so bad.

So glory be to the winning micemen,
Prince Luke, Prince Scotty and the giant

killer Prince Adam, who all pass safely
into the next round of this contest.

But for the other three spineless
princely losers, it is time for Dad to

which of them should be banished from
his magical land for good.

So these are our three losers, Robbie,
Ed and Joe.

And you look at Robbie with all these
sort of dreadlocks, and he's a bit sort

gaunty. Do you reckon he's a bit girly
as well?

I think there's probably wimpy qualities
there. Yeah, me too.

Poor Ed didn't really know what was
going to come for him. How could you be

scared if you're that tall and that big?

It was quite wimpy. That was awful.

Because I like Joe, he's a...

bubbly guy he's full of confidence it's
good looking i know that you would like

joe over the other two boys okay so many
losers

to choose from but sadly dad could only
pick one but who will it be

i'm very competitive i'm always in it to
win it second

place is the first loser so certainly
i'm very competitive

I really was very disappointed in Ed.
He's a great, big, powerful, strapping

young man who actually proved on the day
to be really quite weak and quite

pathetic.

So Prince Eddie Large was gone.

But what of the young prince that Dad
has taken rather a fancy to?

the male model who recently was crowned
Mr Nottingham. T 'was the merry man

himself, Prince Joe.

After winning Mr Nottingham this year,
my next big chase is to win Mr Great

Britain, and then that should give me a
big boost with the ladies.

I always get called JLS on the night
out, so if me and my mates go out, we're

all wearing low -cut tops.

All your hair down the street is, oh,
it's JLS, it's JLS.

It gets a bit annoying after a bit, but
you can't complain about getting called

JLS, can you?

Prince Joe's model good looks are all
well and good now, but these things do

last. If Princess Sophie's one true love
is amongst our princes, then what will

her happy ever after look like in 40
years' time?

Fortunately for Dad Mike, there's a
magical mirror in the castle that can

what our princes will look like when
they become old men.

Mirror, can we see our first prince,
please?

Ah, that's Prince Scotty. Yeah, he's
good -looking. He is definitely good

-looking.

I can't imagine how he's going to age,
though, so that'll be really

OK.

Mirror, please show us Scotty as an old
man.

Upon his command, the magical mirror
flew forward in time to reveal what

Scotty would look like 40 years ahead.

Now he's lost his hair, his ears are
sticking out quite a lot. I didn't

notice that before either.

His eyebrows have managed to stay dark,
though.

Well, he's got a little bit of weight,
hasn't he?

OK. Maybe he won't age very well, then.

Maybe not. Maybe not.

Mirror, can we see the next prince,
please?

This is Prince Joe, Sophie.

Prince Joe's very good -looking, yes.
Yeah, I like the look of Joe. I actually

think he'll age quite well as well.

He's an all -round good -looking guy.

Yeah? Shall we see what he looks like?

Yeah. Mirror, please show us Prince Joe
as an old man.

That's a dramatic change.

You can't see his eyebrows anymore or
his beard and he's put on more weight.

Shall we have a look at the next print?

Yes, I think we should.

What do you think of Prince Luke?

I don't like Luke's hair. I don't
actually like the expression on his face

either. It's almost slightly arrogant as
well.

So, OK, not too keen on Luke so far, but
he might get better with age.

Mirror, please show us Luke as an old
man.

He's put on a lot of weight. He looks a
little bit like Father Christmas.

His expression isn't as bad this time,
but I think that's because it's been

covered up by a fat face.

His nose has got bulgier.

Is that the word?

Bulges is a good word. Yes, yes.

Which has made his mouth look a bit
smaller as well.

OK, I think I've had enough of this
prince now.

Can we see the next one?

Oh, not keen on Prince Robbie's hair.

Don't want it to get longer than mine.

Actually, his hair's prettier than
yours.

Shall we see if he loses his dreadlock?
Yes, let's have a look.

He hasn't lost any of his dreadlocks.

He actually looks a bit like a ghost
hippie. He does. He does, doesn't he? He

does. His eyes look really small. You
can hardly see them now.

The bead in it lies.

Dreadlocks do not look good on an old
man.

Shall we see the next prince?

Yes.

Oh, this prince. Adam, Sophie.

What do you think?

He's also a good -looking boy, yes.

Not too keen on his earring.

Mirror, please show us Adam as an old
man.

Oh, wow.

Really bad bags under his eyes.

His nose has even changed shape a little
bit.

His face has changed shape, hasn't it?
Yeah, completely changed.

His earring's gone.

Oh, well, that's one thing. If he rolled
over during the night, he's likely to

get squished, aren't he? Yeah, or be a
little bit scared.

One of these old men, they really have
to go.

But is it Luke, who looks like Father
Christmas, or Bobby, who looks like the

ghost hippie?

The princess was entitled to her
opinion, but a decision to terminate one

possible princely future for his
daughter was all Dad's.

Getting eliminated from that task with
no teeth, wrinkles and grey dreadlocks.

I can't imagine any girl being into
that, really.

So, yeah, fair play.

Can you imagine taking him to the squash
club when you're all old? I don't think

so, no. His hair would definitely get in
the way of playing squash.

Poor Prince Robbie. His deeds in the
present could not make up for his looks

the future. But do not weep for him just
yet. He will have one more shot at love

next week.

But for our remaining four princes,
their quest for love is about to enter a

whole new terrifying stage.

Ladies and gentlemen, the Manhattan
Transfer.

Welcome back to My Little Princess,
where the race to be crowned this week's

Prince Charming is hotting up nicely.

Any of this week's contenders would be a
princely catch, but there is one prince

in particular whose way with woman is
legend.

Well, in his mind, anyhow.

Ah, it's Prince Gottlieb.

I'm Gottlieb, I'm from London, I'm 20,
I'm a personal trainer.

I'm a semi -professional footballer, I'm
also really mad about it, I love it.

I'd say I'm a ladies man.

It's not like my looks is more confident
than anything else. I can talk to any

girl, really.

Probably been rejected about once or
twice.

Got a good hit rate. Let's put it that
way.

Our four remaining princes have so far
endured many unusual things within the

curious kingdom of my little princess.

But now it is time for them to meet the
most curious thing of all.

A four -hoofed friend known simply as
the Gift Horse.

What's that?

Am I on?

This incredible talking horse has but
one purpose in life. To see if our

really know what women want.

The fiendish filly will offer each
prince two possible gifts.

One is greatly desired by the princess.

The other is not.

If they choose wisely, they will get to
give their gifts to the princess.

However, if they guess incorrectly, they
will fall from the stable into the

Latrine of Lament, otherwise known as
the Gift Horse Lavi.

So sorry, I'd leave it for five minutes
if I was you.

Disgusting. "'Twas a fate all the
princes were keen to avoid "'as the

stallion spoke.'" Right then, boys.

For God's sake, don't tell the wife,
right? But I've got some saucy underwear

give to the princess.

I know.

Oh, blimey. But what would the princess
prefer to wear?

A sexy thong or a pair of French
knickers?

Ah, most intriguing.

Our princes must consider what
undergarments the princess might prefer

A piece of string or a frilly doily?

I'm going to go for the sexy pink thong.

A pink thong.

French knickers. I'm going to go to
French knickers. A lot more romantic.

Boys, I'll be honest with you guys, but
some of you...

I can quite honestly say you'll be
taking a dip down under if you get in

drift. Because I can reveal that the
princess loves to wear...

Ooh -la -la.

A pair of French knickers.

If the quarter has a one, I'm all alone
and I need you now.

Ah! Ah!

If a guy were to buy me underwear, I'd
love for them to buy me a frilly pair of

French knickers. I think they're really
sexy.

They make my bum look amazing.

They just really suit me.

Lovely. So rubbish Prince Joe and Prince
Hot Frosty fail to win a single gift

for the princess, which means just
Prince Scotty and Prince Adam now

our very generous filly offers them his
next gift.

Now then, imagine if you will, getting
hot and spicy with the princess.

I know what you're thinking.

Well, hey, but I'm not that generous.

No, you're treating her to an Indian
takeaway. But what kind of dish would

prefer?

Meaty beef madras.

At least I hope it's beef.

Or a healthy vegetable curry.

Mmm, yum, yum.

The princess must consider what kind of
princess is this.

One that likes vegetables or one that
likes a bit of hot meat, so to speak.

I think I'm going to go for the mild
korma.

I'll choose the mild korma.

Now then, you won't believe this, but my
producer has just said to me, why the

long face?

I'll be honest.

I am a little sad. Because you see, the
princess loves... to

nibble... on a takeaway...

beef madras.

You were always on my mind.

You were always on my mind.

I'd absolutely love a really spicy beef
madras.

I'd like to be quite adventurous with my
food, and I like my curries like I like

my men, hot.

This is a place to go. So incredibly,
both princes have... failed to win a

second gift for the princess.

A bit rubbish, admittedly, but it's one
more than the truly dreadful Prince Joe

and Prince Hot Frosty.

Whose pitiful performance will be now
dissected by a deeply disappointed dad.

Joe particularly has let himself down,
hasn't he? Yes. Honestly, a pink thong.

I thought he'd... fly through those
questions. I thought he'd fly through at

least the first question anyway.

I mean, I know Luke went on the first
question.

Silly boy. I don't understand why a guy
would ever get a song.

Not a pink one as well. No, no.

No. It might say something about how
intelligent people are if they think

you as a princess are likely to like a
pink song. Yeah.

And so the time for talk was over.

It was now time for Dad to dispatch his
fourth prince.

into the moat of rejection.

Yeah,

I am really angry to go out now.

I was under pressure anyway.

I prefer to wear a phone. That's more
sexy.

Look, D.

was actually very fortunate to be in
this particular task because he only

about scraped through the last task.

He was given chance after chance and he
blew it.

And so

the facts are irrefutable.

Just three princes now remain.

Prince Joe, Prince Scotty and Prince
Adam. Only one can be crowned this

Prince Charming and deemed worthy enough
to win a date with Dad's daughter.

But who will that lucky princely so -and
-so be?

These are our final three.

Scotty, Adam and Joe.

Scotty and Joe, I actually liked them
both from the outset.

Joe's got quite a nice soft side to him.
He's got a kind of a hard -look

appearance about him, hasn't he? I think
Adam's efforts are really, really

commendable. I predict that Adam will do
well.

Mm -hm.

And so, the hour had come for legends to
be born on the Lake of Destiny,

clutching an enormous pose of glory.

As ever, this watery showdown has but
one simple rule.

Whoever falls first will be eliminated
from the competition.

And so, with their mighty aquatic sharks
firmly in their hands, the princes wait

for the sound of the tiny Jester's
bugle.

As this watery duel of death begins,
each prince knows this is

do or die.

The first of all will have their dream
of love dashed for another week.

But what is going through their princely
brains as they battle for their lives

in this watery war of romance?

I think these past few weeks have given
me a lot to reflect on and what I want

out of relationships.

I think now I'm Mr Nottingham, I just
need to find my perfect Mrs Nottingham.

The hose represents the size of the love
they have to give the princess.

The water tis the power of their desire.

Such powerful symbols make Prince Adam
question what his one true love might

look like.

I'm looking for a girl who's very curvy,
got a great pair of boobs and a lovely

bum.

Ah, sheer poetry.

As Prince Scotty's powerful pipe crosses
swords with Prince Adam, his thoughts

too naturally turn to his own romantic
hopes and dreams.

I wish I'd got high standards.

Anything under an 8 out of 10, I don't
even try and talk to.

Each prince knows what they want.

Magically, a rainbow appears in the
midst of this battle and is travelling

towards Prince Adam.

Perhaps this is an omen that he will be
this week's chosen one.

Ah yes, he's been chosen to fall off
first.

So, it would appear that this rainbow of
doom has signalled the end of Prince

Adam's quest for love.

I'm going to come back next week a lot
stronger, a lot bigger, and hope you

Which means that Prince Scotty and
Prince Joe will continue to fight to win

heart of this week's princess.

This is my chance. I'm finally into the
final.

First time I've made it this far. I'm
definitely going to get the princess

week. Through to the final now against
Guttie. Guy's got no chance.

This princess is mine.

Just one more trial stands between them
and a date with Princess Sophie.

But which of these two princely hunks
will have what they desire most of all?

Uh -huh. M.

Welcome back to My Little Princess.

where our story of love is nearly at a
close.

Seven princes began this contest of
love. Now just two princes remain.

Prince Joe. Prince Joe is very good
looking.

And Prince Scotty. I am the most
competitive person I've ever met.

Along the way, they have defeated Prince
Luke the liar.

I thought I could blag the lie detector,
if I'm honest.

Prince Eddie the liar.

I don't think it was any excuse. That
was so bad.

Prince Robbie, the dreaded. He actually
looks a bit like a ghost, doesn't he?

Yeah, fair play.

Prince Hans -Roddy, the bitter.

I am really angry to go out now.

And Prince Adam, the wet one.

Come back next week and hope you win.

They have endured all this for one
incredible purpose. To impress Dad, Mike

Hale.

Now, it is time for them to face their
final test of love.

But this time, it won't be Dad deciding
who stays and who goes. It will be the

princess herself.

Don't be.

She wants a boy that she can communicate
with on an intellectual level, somebody

that she can party with, love, have a
good time with and some fun.

In a certain way, I do think I'm looking
for someone who's like my dad because,

obviously, I do get on with him really
well and we've got the same interests.

We can have a laugh and go out together
and have a drink, and it's great. So I'd

love someone like that as well. So,
yeah, someone with similar traits to

Good -looking lad.

You know, hopefully the princess should
pick me. I've been seeming to get on

well with the dads as well, so that's
always going to play in my favour.

I've been single for about... As long as
I can remember, really. I've not really

had a girlfriend.

Just haven't really found the right
person, so still looking. I wouldn't

finding anybody, really, as long as they
can make me laugh.

Actually hold a conversation. I'm free.

Both princes will sing a song of love to
Princess Sophie from behind the wall of

her garden of love.

Unable to see her princely serenaders,
she must therefore identify her prince

charming by whoever she thinks sings the
sweetest.

And so, with the heart of the princess
at stake, it was time for this battle of

ballads to begin.

And light and soul forever.

Dream of you and me together.

Say you believe in.

Say you believe in.

The league game that you are playing.

Empty words we both were saying. Let's
work it out, girl.

Let's work it out, girl.

Are you as good as I remember, baby?

Get it on, get it on. Tonight is the
night when two

become one.

I need some love like I never needed
love before.

Thank heavens that's over.

So the question is, what did the
princess make of our princely Spice

of love?

The second guy, he had a really
masculine voice, which I really liked,

round he just wasn't a very good general
singer, so I don't have a clue which

one I'm going to choose.

Well, t 'was a decision that would
flummox even Solomon himself.

Who should Princess Sophie choose to
enter her garden of love? Her moment of

truth has finally arrived.

There we have it.

Controversially, it's Prince Scotty, the
modest.

He seems a bit worried. At least he's
stopped singing.

But the question is, what did the
princess hear in his diabolical voice to

her heart so?

I've decided to go with Scotty, who,
even though he was an all -round

bad singer, he still had a really sexy,
husky, sort of masculine voice, which I

think went really well with mine.

When the gate opened and I saw Scotty, I
was actually quite relieved.

Even though Scotty's singing was
horrendous, I think he's absolutely

so that definitely makes up for it.

Told you I'd finally get here. This is
where I'm supposed to be. Chopped the

bits. I finally got the Prince Surf.

I'm winning. Yay!

I think Scotty's got really good hair.

I like a guy with a good head of hair.
He's really muscly as well, so I'd

probably say that he's quite buff.

He's definitely my type.

Yeah, Prince Surf was definitely worth
all that hard work. All the water, all

the mud.

Definitely 100 % love it. When the gate
opened, I saw her. She took my breath

away. She was a stunning girl.

Well, despite everything, it's all
turned out rather well.

Maybe it was God's will that these two
lovebirds should be together.

But what did Dad Mike make of his
darling daughter's decision?

I think Scott is ideal for Sophie.

He has the look that she goes for. He's
got the personality that she likes. I

actually think it's a match made in
heaven.

Oh, it's all rather lovely.

And so our story of love is at a close.
Will they live happily ever after? Well,

that's another story.

Next time on My Little Princess.