All language subtitles for My Little Princess s01e04

Once upon a time, there was a little
girl who was the apple of her dad's eye.

As she grew up, many boys tried to woo
her, but none were good enough for dad.

So now, to help find her one true love,
dad and daughter have both agreed to

enter a fairy tale realm of romance,
full of hot single boys.

who upon entering this magical kingdom
are transformed into handsome prince

darling.

I'm looking for love because I've been
on my own for about three years now.

I've been on dates and things like that,
but nothing's really worked out. I want

someone I can come home to and share
special moments with.

But there was a catch, for in this
magical kingdom, It could not be the

picking up Prince Charming.

It could be the true ruler of this land,
a straight -talking refuse collector,

otherwise known as Dad.

I'm not 100 % perfect.

Nobody is.

But at the end of the day, you do try
and do the best for your children and

the right decisions.

Unfortunately, it might be wrong.

But, you know, that's a burden I'll have
to carry.

So any boy wishing to win the heart of
the princess must first endeavor to

impress her dad by surviving a series of
terrible, twisted tests of love.

This week entering the world of My
Little Princess is an office

called Roshan Patel and her 43 -year
-old dad, Sam, a bin man from a land not

so far, far away called Milton Keynes.

The kind of boy I like is someone that's
quite career -minded, someone that's

confident, that will look after me as
much as I could look after him.

I do know Roshan.

Inside out, back to front and upside
down.

Yeah, I feel very confident I can pick
the right guy for her.

The ones that you've always said, oh,
yeah, he's a white guy, have turned out

be absolute fats.

So, yeah, in that sense, I am worried.

As ever, within a princely village,
there waits a crew of love -hungry

all desperate to impress Dad.

And joining the princely posse this week
is 20 -year -old Prince Shady, a happy

-go -lucky bar manager from the noble
city of Norwich.

In the celebrity world, I'm seen as
being a little bit of a Peter Andre,

lot of comparison to him. A certain
weekend, I got compared 17 on one night

13 on the other.

Only one prince will win a date with
this week's princess. But what virtues

Dad Sam hold dear?

I think my daughter's looking for
somebody like myself, which would be a

choice.

I just like a funny, funny, funny
person.

Myself and Roshan are very jokey, jokey
all the time.

So I think if she was to get somebody
like that, it would probably be perfect.

The princes knew not what Dad's little
princess looked like.

But propelled by the mere possibility of
love, a band of princely heroes set

forth to apply for the position.

of Dad's Prince Charming.

But before meeting the great man, they
must all first pay a visit to

the gift shop of Dad.

The gift shop of Dad contains seven
gifts that will be mostly pleasing to

And one gift so bad that urinating into
the face of this father might seem

a more pleasing prospect.

To avoid delivering this present from
hell, our eight princes must race across

impossible obstacles to grab the best
gift they can.

And so as the tiny jester lifts his
mighty horn, it was time for this week's

princely contenders to begin the race to
the gift shop of death.

Because I miss you, baby. And I don't
want to miss a thing.

Because even when I dream of you, the
sweetest dream you never do,

I still miss you, baby.

And I don't want to miss a thing.

And I don't want to miss one smile.

And I don't want to miss one kiss.

And just stay here.

Our noble princes carefully pick the
gift they think will most impress Dad.

Until finally, the last prince of all,
Prince Aram, arrives and discovers his

fate will be to deliver to Dad the most
diabolical gift of all.

So, it was time for Dad to meet his
princes for the first time. He knew

of these boys, but must now rid himself
of one, based solely upon their princely

appearance and the gifts they bear.

And what wonderful gift have you got for
me, son?

Most of the prince's offerings mean
something to Dad.

So, for example, Dad loves clubbing, so
Prince David has got him some glow

sticks.

Dad loves fishes.

So Prince Cheney has bought him an
aquatic ornament.

But will Dad love the worst gift of all?

It was time for poor Prince Aram to find
out.

What's that?

I bought you a glow -in -the -dark Willy
Hoopla game.

You're an idiot.

So, it was time for Dad to banish from
his kingdom.

The princely prince whose first
impression impressed him least of all.

I feel absolutely gutted. Can't believe
I've gone out so early.

No idea as to why the dad picked me.

A little bit flabbergasted, to be
honest.

It was down to a height factor. I just
can't imagine my daughter walking down

the street with somebody so small. It'd
probably look like a circus act.

I don't understand why he picked me and
not the guy with the dildo.

Maybe he's into that thing, I don't
know.

Obviously the chap with the dildo came
last, but it was the right height. I

think you just got rid of the best
option, mate.

Poor Prince Buck, Daddy. His journey was
over before it had even begun.

But for this week's seven surviving
princes, their quest for love has only

begun.

Welcome back to My Little Princess,
where Dad Sav's search for the prince

charming, worthy of his darling
daughter, Roseanne, continues.

Only one of our seven remaining princes
can win a date with the princess.

The next deadly test will see two more
vanquished, as one by one, they take

their seat upon... The Catapult of
Knowledge!

A trial of princess liberty killers.

Dad has supplied each prince with 50
amazing facts about his beloved

In order to survive the deadly catapult,
all our brave young princes need do is

answer correctly the questions put to
them by Dad.

If they have studied well, they will
have nothing to fear.

If they have not, they will fly into the
lake.

With everyone sitting uncomfortably, it
was time for Dad's examination to begin.

What was the first single My Little
Princess first born?

It was Fill Me In, Quake David, sir.

Great, David. Fill me in.

Sort of like Bananarama.

This is my lowest point.

This is actually, look at me, on like a
ladder of how much I care.

I'm off the ladder.

Just let you leave without a trace.

So Prince Ben's failure to do his
homework has landed him in deep water.

Lazy ape.

What was the first single my little
princess ever bought?

Fill Me In by Craig David.

Craig David, Fill Me In.

Seven days.

So with two stupid princes gone on
question one, it was now time for our

prince to reveal his answer.

Fill me in.

Why?

R. Kelly.

No!

I knew the name of the song.

I just didn't know the artist. It was
there. It was on my tongue.

I thought of loads of R &B artists.

Genuine, Joe, R. Kelly.

It was there on the end of my tongue. It
just wouldn't come out. And it really

annoys me.

And so, thanks to Craig David, Now just
four princes are left to face Dad's next

deadly question.

What was the name of the teacher my
little princess fancied at school?

Mr Foster, the PE teacher, because he
had a six -pack.

Mr Foster, because she thought he was
fit and he had a six -pack.

That was Mr Foster, sir, with the six
-pack.

Wakey, wakey, Naveed.

Joshua.

It was just too

much unnecessary details, which I didn't
want to do bother my head with. I've

got a filter system.

There's some information I need, there's
some not, and this was one of those.

Prince Naveed is the fourth foolish
prince to fail Dad's test, leaving

Charlie, Prince Shani and Prince Sarah.

What instrument did My Little Princess
play for the school show Brass Bonanza?

Euphonium.

Euphonium, sir.

The euphonium.

The euphonia.

Spell it.

Oh, dear.

E -U -P -H -O -N -I -A.

Oh, my God.

I did scream. I did say, whoa,

followed by, oh, my God. I was extremely
scared. Out of 10, 11.

It was a harsh lesson, but right is
right, and wrong is, well, walking out

lake right now.

Just two star pupils now remain.

Who will end up graduating with flying
colors, and who will end up, well, just

flying? It was time to find out.

What is my little princess's favorite
poem?

I believe it's footsteps footprints in
the in the night

The prince in the sand now then one of
the

princes has given the wrong answer So
who will be taking a swim in the lake of

losers?

Will it be Prince Charlie or new boy
Prince Shaney? Prince Shaney or Bonnie

Prince Charlie?

I

got

given a bit of paper and I had to
remember a stupid amount of things about

princess. But not being funny, if I got
all those right, I'd be a stalker.

Ah. It's always a joy to see someone
losing with good grace.

So it came to pass that Prince Charlie
is triumphant in this test of knowledge.

The king might think that I'm a bit of a
stalker, now that I've got all of the

questions right. I probably know more
about his daughter than he does now.

Prince Charlie's victory secures his
position into the next round of this

contest of love.

But... For the three princes who were
the first to fly on the catapult of

knowledge, their fate was now in the
hands of Dad.

So what's your honest opinion about
Luke?

I think that Luke didn't bother to...

He's fuzzy or maybe he's just lazy. I'm
not impressed with that at all. He

definitely needs to step his game up if
he thinks he's going to stay in. I'm

sure I heard Luke's knees knocking
before he even got into the catapult. He

looked petrified.

Ben's a nice guy, but for me, I don't
think he's man enough for my daughter.

I think he'd be more scared of me than
anyone else.

What about Kyle? You know what I didn't
like? When I eyeballed him, he eyeballed

me back.

So I didn't like that, not one bit. All
these guys, what were they doing?

It's not difficult to study something,
is it? If you want something so bad...

Not at all, yeah.

Dad now had the power to banish two of
these princely disappointments from his

kingdom forever.

But which two would he choose to lose?

I've been evicted for the catapult. I'm
just really pissed off. And I've had a

few bad landings as well.

I hit my balls last week and they went
inside me.

I mean, the dad was looking for someone
with a bit more bronze and stuff like

that. The princess has obviously missed
out on my certain, you know, je ne sais

quoi.

So, with two more princes gone,

just five princely survivors now remain.

They all had many worthy qualities to
offer the princess, but there was one

virtue she held most dear.

It was the noble art of chivalry. I
don't think if I asked a guy, you know,

would you show me that you was a
gentleman, they couldn't actually give

proper answer.

When it comes to ladies, I would say I'm
a little bit of a gentleman.

I always offer to pay for the meal, pay
for the date, etc, etc.

There would be more gentlemen in this
world if more girls were like ladies.

Where I lived, it was very hard to find
someone that hadn't...

been the town bike there was a girl that
i really liked and i went to new york

and i bought her very very expensive bag
and she did not appreciate it at all

she had a boyfriend at the time but even
so it's still nice to at least thank

someone for such a nice gesture having
tested their knowledge of the princess

was now time to dig deeper into the
recesses of their brains with the help

the wizard of the castle professor of
the mind dr david lewis And his magical

machine of truth.

I have a machine that can almost read a
young man's mind by showing us exactly

where he's looking, how long he's
looking at it, and how physically

becomes by what he's seeing.

I think Dad could find this useful.

Dad was most keen to see who would be
faithful to his little princess and who

would not.

So one by one, our princes entered the
chamber.

to face the wizard's machine.

They were told only that a creature
would appear before them, and they must

maintain eye contact with that figure at
all times.

Do not stray from the path.

Maintain eye contact.

Keep looking into her eyes.

Do not be tempted by her fruit.

Do not...

stray from her eyes.

Keep looking into her lovely brown eyes.

Her beautiful shaped eyes.

Her big bulging eyes.

Don't look at anything else.

Only into her eyes.

Oh, just those eyes.

No, don't look. No. Keep looking at the
eyes.

There's nothing else to see.

Oh, Lord.

As I.

The torturous trial of temptation was
over.

The wizard's machine of truth would now
digest what it had just witnessed.

So it was time for Dad and his beloved
daughter to reflect upon this princely

test of fidelity.

If he was out one time and...

Your boyfriend looked at a pair of
boobs. How would that make you feel?

It wouldn't make me feel very good about
myself. If I'm in a bar and a guy looks

at me like that and he's making it
totally obvious, I can't stand it. So

for my boyfriend to do it when I'm with
him, it is just disrespectful.

It was now time for the wizard to inform
Dad of the filthy facts from his

machine of truth, and to discover which
prince had stayed true to the Princess

Roshan. Sire, I know how anxious you are
to make sure that your suitors are

faithful to your beautiful daughter.

I'm 110 % sure that the only thing I
looked at was her face.

Prince Navid, he looked at her breasts
only once.

That's not bad at all.

I think looking once is definitely
normal.

If he didn't, it would worry me. Quite
pleased at one to be there.

Slightly less faithful was Prince Aram.
I am 100 % sure that I did not look at

her breath. If I did, it was a natural
reaction and not on purpose.

He looked at both her breath and her
knickers.

Yeah, that's not too bad.

Prince Kyle.

Dad's going to be so impressed. I didn't
look that once.

I just hope he doesn't think I'm gay.

He looked at her breasts four times.

OK, what if you was out with your
boyfriend and you caught him looking

times? How would you feel?

I'd give him a slap.

Prince Charlie.

Yeah, it was a difficult challenge not
to look down.

Good job she didn't take her knickers
off cos I wouldn't be able to help

Charlie looked at her breasts six times.

Six is quite high.

Yeah, definitely.

I mean, has he not seen a pair before?
He's obviously not got a lot of self

-control, and I need a man that's got
control.

And I fear, the least faithful of all, I
am 92 % certain that I didn't look at

the Chester region.

Was Prince Cheney, who looked at her
breast an incredible eight times.

Eight times.

I think it's disgusting, to be honest
with you. Eight times is certainly

unacceptable.

It didn't look good for Prince Cheney,
but perhaps Dad's wrathful eye will roam

upon another unfortunate prince.

Well, you never know, do you?

Cheney was a nice guy, but maybe it's
the first time he's seen a pair of

breasts, perhaps.

Who's to know?

Maybe that's why he's so inquisitive.

It wasn't really staring at the babies,
but I will admit I did look down a

couple times, but God gave me eyes, so
I'm going to have to have a look now and

then, aren't I? If you can't focus
properly, then you ain't got a future

daughter.

And

so

another prince bites the dust.

Just four princes now remain.

But who has what it takes to win the
heart of Princess Rochelle?

The truth will out as the story of My
Little Princess continues.

Welcome back to My Little Princess,
where the quest to find a prince

for Princess Rochelle continues.

It was a task of great importance, for
it would seem that her past loves had

fared so well with Dad.

Throughout my daughter's life, it just
seems that she draws the wrong crowd. I

do say she is a shit magnet.

She always seems to attract the rubbish
from the good.

It even moved me from a normal school
into an all -girls school, just because

the boys and things, wasn't it?

You're not mixing with them anymore, so
I went to an old girls' school.

As a trained refuse collector, Dad knew
rubbish when he saw it. He wanted a

Prince Charming to be able to do the
same.

He wanted someone who could spot trouble
when they saw it.

Someone who could protect his princess
shit magnet.

Someone who could survive the puddles of
trouble.

This task...

We'll establish who's streetwise and who
isn't. I think this will be good.

It will show who can stay clear of
trouble and who's going to attract it,

really.

The princes find themselves on a path
with an intriguing set of puddles.

One is a good puddle that, if stepped
upon, will cause them no harm.

The other is a bad puddle that will
humiliate and shame any prince so

as to step upon it.

To help guide them along the path, a
series of ghostly apparitions will

before their eyes, enticing them to step
forward into one of the battles.

The first of these visions is two
menacing -looking men.

One of them has a penis that is as God
intended, with nothing weird going on

down there.

That perfect penis will guide the
princes towards the puddle of safety.

The other has an unnatural pierced
penis.

This bejeweled Belinda Beelzebub will
lead them deep into the puddle of

Our princes must now look closely and
choose wisely.

Gentleman on the right.

Everything's very obvious.

He's got a lot of piercing.

I don't think he needs anything on his
dick.

This guy looks more normal, even though
he's got loads of tattoos and piercings.

He wouldn't have a pierced penis because
he's more my age and I wouldn't dream

of getting my willy pierced. I'd
normally go for the younger guy to have

pierced penis, but I think that's there
to throw me off a little bit. The one

over here looks to be a lot more daring
and I feel that it is always the one

that looks least likely to be what you
think it is that is actually what you

want it to be.

This guy looks like a bit of a Harley
Davidson biker.

Looks like he likes that crazy type of
stuff.

I think that Baldi over here is a lot
more daring.

I reckon he's got something to hide,
yeah. The kind of person that would get

their willy pierced. It's probably maybe
an older guy with a bit more open to

things.

The princes must now make their
decisions and stand by their puddles.

Prince Kyle has placed his trust in the
penis of the ginger -bearded bald man.

whilst Prince Aram, Prince Navid, and
Prince Charlie believes the penis of the

Mohican is good and pure.

It was now time for each to step forward
and discover the truth.

Thank you, God.

So foolish and naive Prince Kyle is the
first to fall foul of the puddles of

trouble. The older guy would have never,
ever dreamed of him having his... ever.

The judgment side of me is awful.

That now leaves Prince Zahra, Prince
Navid, and Prince Charlie to face puddle

puzzle number two.

Once again, a ghostly apparition appears
before them.

This time of two older gentlemen.

One of them is a perfectly nice and
ordinary man who has had a full English

down with a nice cup of tea.

He will guide them to the good bottle.

The other has had a bottle of vodka for
breakfast and is drunk as a skunk. He

will lead our princes towards the bad
bottle.

Can our princely heroes tell which is
which and thus escape the puddle of

trouble? It was time to find out.

I think that the one that looks like a
lady over here is not drunk,

just going off first impressions.
They're never wrong.

But by looking at his face, you could
tell he drinks a lot, with a lost soul.

This guy looks...

Very smiley and chirpy.

That could be because he's had a drink,
or he could just be a bubbly person.

The gentleman over here is drunk.

Again, just going off first impressions.
They've never done me wrong. This guy

looks more chilled out and relaxed, but
he doesn't look drunk.

This guy looks quite fit, like he
maintains himself, so obviously he won't

too keen on the drink.

And so, once more, it was time for our
princes to stand by their puddle.

Prince Charlie and Prince Navid believe
the white -haired gentleman is stone

-cold sober and will lead them to
safety.

While Prince Aram has put his faith in
the rosy cheeks of the other man.

It was time to discover the terrible
drunken truth.

Oh, my God!

And so it came to pass that Prince Aram
is defeated by a drunken demon with the

hair of a middle -aged lady.

Leaving just Prince Charlie and Prince
Navid with one more puddle puzzle to

solve.

The final pair of ghostly apparitions
appear before them.

Two young girls.

One of whom it would be perfectly legal
to buy a drink for in a bar or a

discotheque. She will guide them into
the good puddle. The other most

would not. For they are underage and
will therefore lead them into a whole

puddle of crap.

That girl could be younger because she's
not wearing as much makeup. Her hair

doesn't look like it's got loads of
color in it. The way she's dressed.

You know, she's like a young girl and
still trying to find her taste and

Like young girls, they dress up, they're
not confident about themselves.

The other girl looks more made up. She's
got bleached hair, got lots of makeup

on. If you're an older girl, put more
makeup on. That could be her.

She looks very comfortable in her skin
and that's why I think she's the older

one. Maybe I'm wrong, but I think I'm
going to go for this one.

Incredibly, both princes believe the
pink girl is the girl who will not get

into trouble in a bar.

So they will either triumph together or
be discreet together.

And so it came to pass that both Prince
Charlie and Prince Navid have defeated

the Puddles of Trouble.

and go through together into the next
round of this contest of love.

Meaning Dad must now choose either
Prince Kyle or Prince Saram to banish

his kingdom forever.

Um, Kyle... Kyle was disappointed, yeah,
because he's fallen into the first

hurdle. Clearly, he's not streetwise.
Yeah, I haven't got a football head on

him. No, clearly not.

But what about Aram? He seems like such
a sweet guy.

He's born out. He's given his 110%. Just
pick wisely, please.

I will do.

It was time, once again, for Dad to
throw a bad prince into a big moat.

Kyle, to me, was too overconfident. He
gave me the impression that he knew

everything. He was a bit of a jack -the
-lad, in my opinion, but clearly not.

I've said it time and time again.

I've missed down the print.

I've got the paupers. Again.

Straight in a bin with the rest of them.

History.

And then there were

three.

Three fine and noble young princely
bucks that Dad's twisted tests of love

decreed were the best of the bunch.

One of them would win a date with
daughter, but who would it be?

Aram's a smashing guy. He's really,
really a nice gentlemanly guy.

He put 100 % into each challenge.

He totally earned my respect.

Charlie's very feminine.

With his fancy hairdo. And Charlie does
look as though he uses cosmetics and all

that nonsense, whereas clearly you don't
need that. If you're a man, you're a

man.

Naveed is very similar to me in his
manly, masculine face, and none of this

cosmetic rubbish, 12 hours in the
mirror. That just doesn't work for me. I

a man.

Really?

Well, if Dad loves men so much, then he
is in for a treat, as the penultimate

princely challenge features hot man -on
-man -on -man action.

It was time for our princes to grab
their enormous hoses and begin the race

a row.

For this penultimate battle, our
remaining princes must propel themselves

the Lake of Destiny towards the Boat of
Belief.

using only their generously proportioned
hoses of glory.

There they will find Dad, who will
bequeath unto just two of them a single

Whichever prince fails to grab a flower
of romance from Dad will be doomed to

never cast eyes upon his little
princess.

The stakes could be no greater as they
wait for the sound of the tiny jester's

bugle.

Huzzah!

Come on!

Yes!

Victory in this war of the roses will
depend upon one simple thing. How well

each prince can handle their own mighty
aquatic star.

Already it's clear that Prince Charlie's
hotel handling is second to none.

I really, really want to win. It's a
competition and I've not come all of

way to go home with nothing. I want to
win this girl.

Prince David's watery wand appears to
have a mind of its own. The question is,

can he control it enough to grab a dadly
role?

The last two weeks, I have reached the
final stages.

Unfortunately, I haven't won a date yet.
I'm hoping and praying that this is the

one.

Prince Charlie is edging closer and
closer to the boat of destiny.

But beginning to fall behind is Prince
Harold.

Does he have what it takes to make one
final push for our row?

Genuinely, I never believed that I would
come as far as I have.

I sincerely thought that I would have
been out first this week, especially

I had to present the dick to the father.

As Prince Aram drips further away from
Dad's vessel of love, Bonnie Prince

Charlie's race is coming to a close.

He gracefully guides his lovecraft to
Dad, and gadzooks! He claims the first

rose!

Just one flower of romance remains, and
it could appear the dream is over for

poor Prince Aram.

All he can do is watch in awe as Prince
Naveed masterfully navigates his vessel

into Dad Harbour to grab the final row.

And so it pains me to say, but the fairy
tale is well and truly over for poor

Prince Aram.

Unfortunately for Aram, a nice guy who's
always finished last, put up a good

fight, but obviously not strong enough.
And unfortunately for him, he's history

like the rest of them.

I am disappointed to have come so close
yet so far because, well, all the shit

that I've had to do this week and gone
through not to get anything out, it is

very upsetting.

I genuinely believe that I was the right
person for his daughter.

Victory then for Prince Charlie and
Prince Nabi.

They will now battle it out to be
crowned this week's Prince Charming.

I'm really, really happy that I'm
through to the final.

Come so far.

And it's just, I really hope I win the
date now.

It's just every man for himself, and I'm
against Charlie. He better be ready,

because I'm coming for him.

And so it came to pass that this week's
chosen ones are Prince Naveed and Prince

Charlie. Only one more trial stood
between them and a date with Princess

Rochelle. Who is destined to have what
they desire most of all? A happy ending.

Welcome back to My Little Princess,
where our story of love is nearly at a

close.

Eight princes began this contest of
love. Now just two princes remain.

Prince Naveed and Bonnie Prince Charlie.
They have survived challenges so

terrible and twisted that in many
countries they would be called illegal.

They have endured it all for one
purpose.

To impress Dad, Sav Patel.

Now it is time for them to face their
final test of love.

But this time, it won't be Dad deciding
who stays and who goes.

It'll be the princess herself, Rocha.

Charlie, to me, he's a bit of a pretty
boy with his hairstyles and probably

packs and all the rest of it.

Nav's more manly, in my opinion,
compared to Charlie.

They're on their own now.

And this one decision is solely down to
my little princess, so let's see how she

gets on with it.

It's important for me to find love,
because I believe at this time in my

I'm ready.

I want someone that's going to look
after me. I just want him to pick me up,

whip me off my feet and take me away
from it.

I think if you're in the right
relationship, you grow as an individual,

as a person, and the whole experience
just turns out to be amazing.

I genuinely don't...

I have a picture in my head of what the
princess is going to look like. Even if

she's not tall, blonde and skinny, which
is my type, I might really like her and

I don't know. We'll find out.

Both princes will sing a song of love to
Princess Roseanne from behind the wall

of her garden of love.

Unable to see her princely serenaders,
she must therefore identify her Prince

Charming by whoever she thinks sings the
sweetest.

And so, with the heart of the princess
at stake, t 'was time for this battle of

the ballads to begin.

My life is brilliant.

My life is pure.

I saw an angel.

Of that I'm sure.

She smiled at me in the top way.

She was with another man.

I won't lose no sleep at night, cause
I've got a plan.

You're beautiful.

You're beautiful.

You're beautiful, it's true.

Saw your face in a crowded place.

And I don't know what to do.

Will I never be with you?

Well, what does the princess think of
princely voice number one?

When I heard his voice, I got goose
pimples. It was absolutely amazing.

High praise indeed.

The bar was high, but that will not
deter Prince Naveen. He must now give

performance of his life to win this war
of souls.

My life is brilliant.

My life is pure.

I saw an angel of that I'm sure.

She smiled at me on the subway.

She was with another man.

But I won't lose any sleep on that
because I've got a plan.

You're beautiful.

You're beautiful.

Your beautiful is true.

I saw your face in a crowded place.

And I don't know what to do.

Cause I'll never be with you.

Well, he gave it a go. Ten out of ten
for effort. But... Verily, tis not my

decision, tis the princess's.

Having heard both princely voices, the
moment of truth has finally arrived.

Tis time for the Princess Rochanne to
finally open her garden of love to her

chosen Prince Charlie.

Ah,

of course, it had to be funny Prince
Charlie.

Lovely hair, lovely voice, lovely lad.

But will his boy band good looks win
over Princess Raja?

I definitely made the right choice.

I'm so, so happy I've won the date. I've
come so far. I've smashed all the

challenges and I've won a very pretty
princess.

When the gates opened, I didn't actually
think I'd find him attractive at all,

but there was something in his eye and I
definitely think he's quite handsome.

When I opened the gates, I was really
surprised and impressed.

I don't normally go for brunettes, but
she's absolutely gorgeous.

She's got a pretty smile, lovely long
hair.

Yeah, she's lovely.

Oh, I might need to buy a hat. So with
young love blossoming before our very

eyes, what did Dad make of his
daughter's decision?

If the final decision was down to me, it
certainly wouldn't have been Charlie.

The way he carries himself, the way he
has his hairdo, I would have expected my

daughter to go for somebody a bit more
manly.

Oh, he's off again.

Ah, well, it would appear that Prince
Charlie may need to man up to win the

approval of Dad.

But for his little princess, he was
perfect just the way he was.

This whole experience has meant so much
to me.

It's made me realise that you shouldn't
judge a book by its cover.

You should go on with the person's
character and not what they look like,

because it really doesn't matter.

And so our story of love is at a close.

Will they live happily ever after?

Well, that's another story.

Next time on My Little Princess.

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