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Welcome to a fucking podcast episode two.
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I'm your host, Sean O' with me today, Mike Mancini.
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I'm Jasmine Loser.
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Am I saying that right?
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Am I pronouncing that correctly?
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You know what my name is, sir.
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It's love.
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Yeah.
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Because I'm full of it.
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Did you spell it incorrectly because you have issues with spelling?
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I was trying to be cool and different.
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And it actually just fucked me over in the long run because now everybody spells my name
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wrong.
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Right.
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So, go.
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But you originally, you didn't know you were spelling it wrong.
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I knew what I was doing, Sean.
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Did you also spell it with a little heart?
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On top of it or not?
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No.
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So, Mike Mancini, have you ever knocked anybody out with a baseball bat?
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Actually, I knocked somebody out this morning with a baseball bat.
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All right.
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Tell us about it.
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And I'm glad it wasn't Jasmine.
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No, it definitely was not her.
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Surprisingly.
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Yeah.
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You know, just at my local convenience store and the homeless guy happened to have a little
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small hatchet on him.
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And he was attacking an employee and I was in my car and I was like, all right, I'm
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guessing I'm going to do this now.
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And next thing you know, I grabbed my baseball bat and he's kind of knocked down on the floor.
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So those little league skills are coming in handy?
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Oh, yes.
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They full circle.
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So, how do you, did you just go up and just slam it into him?
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Were you going for a home run or a single?
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What kind of paper you were going for?
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I was lining up for like at least a double or something like that.
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I didn't want to like kill him or anything.
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I just wanted to do him a little bit.
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So he fell but he's not unconscious?
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I mean, he might have been unconscious to begin with but he did fall over.
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So yes.
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Brain damage but not death.
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And so this wasn't the first time you've done this?
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No, this is something I have to do quite often in my neighborhood unfortunately.
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How many times have you hit somebody with a baseball bat?
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This is the first time I had to use a baseball bat but probably the fifth time I actually
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had to stop somebody.
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The fifth time you've used a baseball bat?
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I love the crack heads of money.
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The fifth time I stopped somebody.
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So you love the crack heads?
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Yeah.
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Because they hook you up with free crack I'm assuming.
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Yeah, that's why I'm always cracked out all the time for sure.
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Just cracked up.
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But no, I feel like Vegas crack heads are happier.
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Is that a trick you look for in guys or?
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In crack heads you look for happiness in crack heads.
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So I'm going to say it's like no, but like they like me.
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I don't know.
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I've never had issues with mine.
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It's probably because I'm pretty.
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But like whenever they ask me for money I'm like oh I don't have cash but I'll get you
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water.
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And so like all of my local crack heads like I'm the bitch with the pink hair.
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Pretty girl with the pink hair.
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Are you the water dealer?
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Yeah, I'm like is that the boys with the waters.
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Yeah.
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Or like lighters and shit.
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I'm like I don't have cash but like I'll get you something to drink.
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And they're like oh my god I just love you.
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I love you too.
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I feel like every time I offer that they always say no to me out here.
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So.
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Yeah they don't trust your water.
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They trust your water.
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But I guess that's true.
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There are different types of crack heads.
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There are like the crack heads who are like dancing and singing and it just like the
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impossible.
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That's the crack heads up.
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Like one time there's a lady like with her titties out on the corner and I was like
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saying girl because it was like 111 degrees outside.
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She actually wanted a job.
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She looked a little bit intimidating and large and big and tall.
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What type of crack head do you think that you would be?
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Or even like method.
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Because I don't really know the difference.
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Can you tell the difference between the crack heads?
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It would be more of like a heroin girl.
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I'm already like crack head energy.
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And then the heroin would just subdue you.
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Yeah and then I'd be dead.
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So.
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I don't want to be a crack head.
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I'm not a crack head.
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I actually am not homeless.
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I'm just friends with crack heads.
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I'm yeah I don't discriminate.
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I live by the strip.
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They're everywhere.
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So you're the one sane person in the group.
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Barely.
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So there's two different types of ways dealing with you know crazy homeless people.
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One person gives them water.
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The other person.
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Almost baseball bats.
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Baseball bats.
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Yeah.
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Wow.
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I'm actually the nice one for once.
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Wow.
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Who knew?
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Have you ever threatened anybody with a baseball bat or to stab somebody?
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When I was 17 years old I got arrested with my two best friends for aggravated armed robbery,
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aggravated assault and aiding in a bedding and conspiracy to commit.
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But I got away with it.
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Should I have like a Kevlar best on?
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Wow.
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Or like some protection or something?
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Wow.
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Alright so could you tell us the story of what happened here?
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Um we knew this guy.
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It wasn't my idea.
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I'm not this person anymore.
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I was just the person with the car.
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You were the getaway driver.
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Yeah.
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You weren't a good getaway driver because you were too slow because you guys got caught.
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No you got to wait with it.
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No we got to wait with it.
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I just had a shattered window.
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So he called the police because we were trying to steal ass.
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Okay.
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I don't know if I should tell.
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You don't have to tell this story.
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It's just.
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We're trying to steal.
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Okay he really wanted Adderall.
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I lied to him.
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I said I had Adderall and I did not have any Adderall.
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My friend really wanted like this sheet of acid so I'm like okay cool.
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I have Adderall.
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Give me your acid and then they like went outside of my car and then he took the Adderall but
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then the dude like hit like punched him or something and then my friend stole his vape
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so they called the police about the vape and then his whole thing.
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Wait that's what they called the police about.
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A vape.
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A vape.
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Out of everything that was happening.
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They were like police.
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These people stole my vape and the police didn't just laugh at him.
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Nope they arrested us all.
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Why do people have such trouble getting the police to show up but they show up for a stolen
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vape.
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This isn't Minnesota.
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Okay they have nothing else to do.
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Stole and vape that's like number one priority.
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Yeah I feel like every time I try to call the cops they never show up for me out here.
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You might not even have an arrest record if you lived in Vegas if you grew up in Vegas.
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I was 17.
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No I have a record in Vegas.
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I just quashed my warrant on Monday actually.
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What happened in Vegas?
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I was wrongfully arrested for a DUI.
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I love that it's always wrong.
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I'm noticing the train with all of these things.
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Is there anything that you've got in trouble for that you did?
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No.
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So you're just completely.
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I'm sure also all of your exes were crazy and never you right?
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Yeah right.
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That's how it works.
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Yeah.
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You're offering the killed themselves.
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So.
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Whoa.
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So this is a common thing.
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So what do you guys date you?
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They want to kill themselves afterwards.
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What do you, Kim K over here?
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Yeah.
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I love her.
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I'm making cuts crazy.
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Is it, is it because they're so in love with you or that you just ruined their lives?
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I think they love me but I'm also like a fucking brat at like sassy bitch.
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So like I have a very horrible attitude sometimes and not everybody can like tolerate it.
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I don't know.
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I don't know.
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I love that attitude.
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I know nothing.
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I just exist.
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So if let's say I or Mike Mancini were to date you, what is the likelihood that you
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would slash her tires after the relationship was over?
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I would not.
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So that's so much work.
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I would just fuck up your windows.
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Or we have a lot easier.
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That's easier.
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Obviously.
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It'd be a future in a lifetime in a couple years if you started dating her.
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Yeah.
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Is your goal to be on snapped about how you like poison the guy over several years?
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You don't have the pants.
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The pants that like his mom literally said like she will kill you if you guys stay together.
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And I would have.
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I hated them.
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I'm noticing a trend with you.
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Three cherry pits.
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Your relationships.
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It's good enough to kill a grown man.
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Three cherry pits.
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Yeah.
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There's enough cyanide in there.
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That's how I would kill a person.
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So I'm allowed to say that.
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Eating cherry?
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I did not know.
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Three cherry pits.
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Yeah.
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How would you kill a guy?
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I'm not saying.
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Didn't you have this conversation?
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Just donate cherries.
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Around her.
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Jasmine Love apparently.
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Or anything.
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Or tea.
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Don't drink tea unless you make it yourself.
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It's like I'm watching that Jeffrey Dahmer show and I'm just realizing.
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Yeah.
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Party.
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You probably, you would have a similar look to them right now.
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Yeah.
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Never.
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Never take drinks for me.
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Especially.
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If you're dating Jasmine Love and you have a very tumultuous relationship where she just
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hates you, but then one day she's really nice to you and she gives you champagne,
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you're dying that day.
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That's the lesson that we're learning.
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I'm surprised that you're underwear are not pink.
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You didn't match.
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You did not call a court of me.
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Jesus.
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Jesus Christ.
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How did you get up with that?
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Can we not use Jesus' name in vain in this type of household?
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You're right.
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You're right.
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This is godly environment.
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I am a cousin of God.
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It's cousin of God.
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Why are we doing porn?
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Yeah.
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God has forced me to be here.
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God gave me boobs in a vagina for a reason.
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God has made us horny.
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I need to put that on TV.
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I didn't realize we were going to church today, but I'm glad we went there.
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How many drug dealers have you dated in your life?
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Wanna be drug dealers, you mean?
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They weren't even good enough to do that.
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Yeah.
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Doesn't that reflect more on you?
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Why were you dating the wannabe drug dealers?
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Why weren't you just dating the real drug dealers?
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Do I look like I have good taste in them?
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Yeah.
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Fair, fair point.
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Terrible, terrible taste.
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You know, it's strange when you guys make out like this.
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I feel like you're disrespecting me or disrespecting the show.
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I'm trying to conduct a podcast here.
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Can I really hear someone?
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Sorry.
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So, Jasmine, you've done a lot of psychedelics over the years.
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Massive amounts of psychedelics.
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You've been in crimes that have involved psychedelics.
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How do you know that this isn't just an acid trip right now?
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I don't.
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Yeah.
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Do you live most of your life?
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I don't.
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Just in this world where you think everything is...
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I don't take things seriously, ever.
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It's probably smart.
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Because why?
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What do you... is this what's getting you going?
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Is this what's getting you wet?
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Is your foot...
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Oh my God.
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She made me spill my teeth.
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I can make it.
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Did you just...
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I just jizzed off.
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I was like, oh.
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Just such arousal from those feet.
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It's come.
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Oh, really?
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Yeah.
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Oh, again.
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There's more where that came from.
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He's just pumping it out all day.
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Trust me.
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This has happened before.
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They're not special.
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So is this the angle that we most see you in?
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Is this like your go to?
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On my back.
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Yeah.
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When you go stripping, you probably don't even dance.
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You just get on your back and throw your legs up.
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Yeah.
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You're like, give me money.
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I do the floor stuff and I just get really close and I just stare at them.
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Until they give you money.
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Has anybody ever tried to put a quarter inside of you?
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Knock no, Sean.
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And then like, spank your ass and see what happens.
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You're not in a strip club before?
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Oh, I'm really popular in the strip club.
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Everybody knows me.
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Yeah, because your picture is up in the back.
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Don't let them score your style.
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At all course.
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Okay, so you started out as stripper.
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You took guys in the back.
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What are some of the strange requests you've had from guys?
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You had a guy who paid you extra to smell your armpits.
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He just paid me double for a dance just so I could leave my clothes on and he could
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smell my armpits.
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So he literally paid you to put your clothes back on.
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What does that not surprise me?
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He's like, I don't really want to see this.
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This isn't doing good for me.
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But maybe put some clothes on and I can imagine what's under there is a lot better.
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Yep.
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So what else has happened?
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Have you ever given a hand job?
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No, but I figured a girl once.
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There's a champagne really, champagne really.
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Yeah, no sex in the champagne.
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No sex but I did figure a girl in there one time.
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Mike, have you ever had sex in a strip club?
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Not in a strip club but in a regular club, yes.
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Really?
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Where?
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The coke closet.
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The coke closet.
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That's going to be a New York thing.
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I was the promoter of the club.
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So I kind of, you know, I had three range of the club if need be so.
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So I've met a few promoters in Vegas.
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Aren't they all just drug dealers?
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Vegas promoters probably.
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I was not a Vegas promoter.
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Vegas promoters give me, it's giving grimy.
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How many Vegas promoters do you know?
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None.
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I know of promoter out in LA but he's like fucking awesome and he's not a creep at all.
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He's great.
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Shout out to Dan.
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Yeah, shout out to Dan.
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This podcast sponsored by Dan.
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When you need to get into a club, the only Dan's going to get you there.
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Try Dan, Dan.com.
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And home.
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He hovers me home.
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He hovers you home.
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Again.
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You see, guys are paying her to put clothes on, guys are paying her to leave.
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I'm starting to notice, what are some other things guys have paid you to do that people
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wouldn't think?
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They can pay me to be quiet.
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That's exactly what I was thinking.
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But today I pay you to be quiet.
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No, but they can.
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I don't know.
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I don't think it would work.
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I don't think we could pay you to not talk.
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Nor would I want to.
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I enjoy talking to you.
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That's a lie.
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You light up my life.
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When do you think it was that you first realized that we were going to have sex?
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We've never had sex.
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I know but we're going to eventually probably, right?
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Maybe.
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Yeah.
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Maybe.
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Yep.
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So when do you think that moment was?
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When was the charm?
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You were looking through some of my social media.
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It was the TikTok for me.
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You're looking at me.
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Yeah, the TikToks do it for you.
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Yep.
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That humor.
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Mm-hmm.
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I invited you on my podcast.
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See, she thinks I have...
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It's a podcast.
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She thinks I have pool to get her booked for things.
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I don't.
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But I pretend that I do.
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Everybody knows.
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So the pink hair, was that so that you could get attention because obviously people aren't
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giving you attention for your looks.
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It's just kind of a way of like look at me.
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Because nobody's noticing you just for the physicality.
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I'm taking that as a yes.
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The science.
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Is your go to just to shake your ass when you don't know what to say?
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I'm not going to say.
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You just bounce it?
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That's how she gets to distract people.
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I'm really like, she's not answering anything.
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So Jasmine, you started in the industry in February 2020.
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What?
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You started in the industry right before COVID happened.
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Has timing always been your thing?
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No.
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I don't have time.
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I don't know how many times of time it is.
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At what point do you think you did too much acid where it just fried the brain?
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I didn't fry my brain.
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I had an ego death and that was six tabs of acid.
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Six tabs?
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That's what all your kids...
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What were you depressed about?
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I don't remember.
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Do you feel like blow jobs are better when the person giving it is also trying to have
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a conversation?
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No.
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Like the mumbling, does that do anything for you?
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You get the sonic kind of...
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It's like a vibration.
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It's nice.
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It's kind of having a vibrator on my skin.
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I'm going to form.
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Oh yeah, it's nice.
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I got some hot air blowing out on it too.
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It's always good.
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It's interesting that even when she has a dick in her mouth she just keeps talking.
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Which is what we love about her.
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We love to see it here on a fucking podcast.
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And actually one is why she's single sometimes.
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I feel like this makes her more dateable.
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I like to have conversations while I'm getting my dick sucked.
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How often do you have conversations while you're getting your dick sucked?
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You know, actually now that I'm in porn quite often.
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Yeah, that's true.
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Not only from the first time I'm sucking my dick sucked by but also with crew members
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too.
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So between scenes, when you're edging you're keeping it hard before fucking...
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Is it helpful to have a conversation with somebody?
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Because it takes your mind off of things or is it distracting?
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I don't know if that really gets me going on a full on conversation about sports with
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another male crew member.
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Just looking straight into their eyes while you're just...
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I'm going to turn them off football and get in.
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Have you noticed there are certain male crew members who like to talk to you more?
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Oh yeah, 100%.
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Do they do it to fuck with you or do they do it?
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I feel like it's a mixture of both.
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They're so...
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I'm trying to think of it.
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So, so null to it that they don't even realize that they're doing it.
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Right.
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Yeah.
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Or maybe it keeps them from looking at your dick.
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Also that is another thing I've noticed when I'm naked on set.
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People's eyes can't help but look at your dick.
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Yeah, it's kind of...
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Even though they've seen it so many times it's just like a natural...
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I had the same thing to affect, you know, anytime you're in a locker room you just
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clap and then go like, it's just a natural fit.
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Right.
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You're like, there's a dick.
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You just wanna...
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What's going on with that dick?
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We didn't see many dicks growing up so our eyes are drawn to the dicks.
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That's nice.
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I like when you look at me while sucking his dick.
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There's a lot of thought in that.
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I feel like you're trying to show off.
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You're trying to be like, this is what I would do to your penis.
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Think what you are.
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I will.
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So, Jasmine, you've listed your hobbies on one interview as smoking weed and napping.
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Would you describe yourself as an ambitious person?
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Yeah.
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I guess that isn't that delicious.
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Right.
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Likes to snap, likes to smoke a lot of weed.
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I do whatever I want, or I do whatever makes me happy.
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And if that's smoking weed and taking a fucking nap, then I'm gonna do it.
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What do you like to fall asleep to when you're taking a nap?
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Do you put shows on?
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I feel like you're a cartoon person.
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It's not fun.
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Jersey Shore.
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Jersey Shore.
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What is it about Jersey Shore that you like to sleep to?
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I love Snooki.
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What is it about Snooki that you love?
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I see myself in here.
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What exactly do you see yourself?
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This scene where she's right next to the beach running and she's like, where's the beach?
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Where's the beach?
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And then when some do it is just like, it's right there.
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He's like, okay, thank you, love you, bye.
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And then she got arrested.
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And then she got arrested.
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I feel like that's a title.
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She got arrested in Italy too.
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That's the title of your memoir.
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And then she got arrested.
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Whatever she does, and then she got arrested.
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Jasmine, on average, how many boner pills do you think most male performers have to take
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to get hard for you?
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Depends if they actually like girls or not, probably.
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Mike, you have any comments on that?
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No comment.
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So, Jasmine, tell us a little bit about, you're currently trying to get pregnant with a few
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00:20:12,000 --> 00:20:17,000
sea list sound cloud rappers, I believe, right?
534
00:20:17,000 --> 00:20:19,000
Yeah, sure.
535
00:20:19,000 --> 00:20:20,000
How many?
536
00:20:20,000 --> 00:20:21,000
Yeah, how many?
537
00:20:21,000 --> 00:20:22,000
I don't want to date anything.
538
00:20:22,000 --> 00:20:29,000
You don't want to date them, you just want to have their baby.
539
00:20:29,000 --> 00:20:34,000
How do we know when somebody, like, what is the threshold of if they're famous enough
540
00:20:34,000 --> 00:20:39,000
or rich enough for you to want to baby trap them?
541
00:20:39,000 --> 00:20:40,000
Like do they have to have the blue?
542
00:20:40,000 --> 00:20:41,000
Like a gay crime level.
543
00:20:41,000 --> 00:20:45,000
Like they have to be a president of a country.
544
00:20:45,000 --> 00:20:46,000
Of somewhere.
545
00:20:46,000 --> 00:20:47,000
Right.
546
00:20:47,000 --> 00:20:49,000
So a mayor is not going to cut it.
547
00:20:49,000 --> 00:20:51,000
Like we want president of a country.
548
00:20:51,000 --> 00:20:53,000
And then you can baby trap them.
549
00:20:53,000 --> 00:20:55,000
Are you currently on birth control?
550
00:20:55,000 --> 00:20:56,000
Yes.
551
00:20:56,000 --> 00:20:59,000
That's what you tell them, right?
552
00:20:59,000 --> 00:21:01,000
Yeah.
553
00:21:01,000 --> 00:21:03,000
You can come inside me.
554
00:21:03,000 --> 00:21:05,000
Don't worry, I won't give pregnant.
555
00:21:05,000 --> 00:21:09,000
What are some, can you give other girls who are also hoping to baby trap, you know, famous
556
00:21:09,000 --> 00:21:10,000
men, some strategies?
557
00:21:10,000 --> 00:21:12,000
Like, how do you go about it?
558
00:21:12,000 --> 00:21:14,000
How do you, how do you lure them in?
559
00:21:14,000 --> 00:21:16,000
How do you get them to trust you?
560
00:21:16,000 --> 00:21:20,000
I don't care about them and it makes them want me more.
561
00:21:20,000 --> 00:21:24,000
One of my exes is technically, I don't know.
562
00:21:24,000 --> 00:21:29,000
And he was obsessed with me, but like, I didn't like him that much.
563
00:21:29,000 --> 00:21:32,000
I'm noticing a theme with everybody you date.
564
00:21:32,000 --> 00:21:33,000
You just don't like them.
565
00:21:33,000 --> 00:21:34,000
Yeah.
566
00:21:34,000 --> 00:21:39,000
Have you ever thought about maybe trying like dating somebody that you do like?
567
00:21:40,000 --> 00:21:42,000
I thought I liked them and then.
568
00:21:42,000 --> 00:21:45,000
How long into the relationship do you realize you don't like them?
569
00:21:45,000 --> 00:21:46,000
Not too little.
570
00:21:46,000 --> 00:21:47,000
Awesome.
571
00:21:47,000 --> 00:21:50,000
It's like, fuck, it's not even three months.
572
00:21:50,000 --> 00:21:53,000
So out of the air can do it.
573
00:21:53,000 --> 00:21:55,000
Was that the one who DM'd me to leave you alone?
574
00:21:55,000 --> 00:21:57,000
Oh no, that was the other one.
575
00:21:57,000 --> 00:21:58,000
You had this.
576
00:21:58,000 --> 00:21:59,000
Okay, tell us about this.
577
00:21:59,000 --> 00:22:04,000
So you had somebody you dated DM Mike to leave you alone.
578
00:22:04,000 --> 00:22:07,000
And why specifically did he target Mike or did he just send us to the...
579
00:22:07,000 --> 00:22:09,000
He said he like, so did my story or something.
580
00:22:09,000 --> 00:22:11,000
And I sent a heart eyes thing.
581
00:22:11,000 --> 00:22:13,000
You know, I was like, oh, she's hot.
582
00:22:13,000 --> 00:22:17,000
Oh, so this is when you were together and he was going through your phone or something.
583
00:22:17,000 --> 00:22:20,000
Yeah, he loved going through my phone and I was asleep.
584
00:22:20,000 --> 00:22:21,000
Loved it.
585
00:22:21,000 --> 00:22:24,000
He was like, not a chance buddy, give up.
586
00:22:24,000 --> 00:22:26,000
Look at us now.
587
00:22:26,000 --> 00:22:27,000
Yeah, right.
588
00:22:27,000 --> 00:22:29,000
Shout out to you, man.
589
00:22:29,000 --> 00:22:30,000
Yeah, fuck you.
590
00:22:30,000 --> 00:22:31,000
What was his name?
591
00:22:31,000 --> 00:22:33,000
Can we say his first name?
592
00:22:33,000 --> 00:22:34,000
Fuck you, Shun.
593
00:22:34,000 --> 00:22:35,000
Just fuck you, Shun.
594
00:22:35,000 --> 00:22:38,000
Shout out to fuck you, Shun, and all that you did.
595
00:22:38,000 --> 00:22:39,000
It was Creshawn.
596
00:22:39,000 --> 00:22:41,000
Oh, Creshawn, Creshawn.
597
00:22:41,000 --> 00:22:42,000
Yeah.
598
00:22:42,000 --> 00:22:43,000
Eat my dick, Shun.
599
00:22:43,000 --> 00:22:44,000
Eat my dick, Creshawn.
600
00:22:44,000 --> 00:22:45,000
I have to.
601
00:22:45,000 --> 00:22:47,000
And you corrected me today too.
602
00:22:47,000 --> 00:22:48,000
Yeah, she requested me.
603
00:22:48,000 --> 00:22:49,000
Wow.
604
00:22:49,000 --> 00:22:52,000
So apparently the heart eyes emoji do work on you.
605
00:22:52,000 --> 00:22:53,000
It does.
606
00:22:53,000 --> 00:22:54,000
Yeah.
607
00:22:54,000 --> 00:22:57,000
All the guys are just going to flood her DMs with heart eyes emojis.
608
00:22:57,000 --> 00:23:01,000
Mike, did you know, did you think that I was just her DMing me you back?
609
00:23:01,000 --> 00:23:02,000
Oh, I know.
610
00:23:02,000 --> 00:23:03,000
So I know when I got...
611
00:23:03,000 --> 00:23:04,000
You knew immediately.
612
00:23:04,000 --> 00:23:05,000
Yeah, I knew.
613
00:23:05,000 --> 00:23:06,000
What's her boyfriend?
614
00:23:06,000 --> 00:23:07,000
I thought I was like, all right, whatever.
615
00:23:07,000 --> 00:23:11,000
See, Jasmine, but that seems like your move is going through your boyfriend's phone.
616
00:23:11,000 --> 00:23:14,000
I do, but I don't do anything about it.
617
00:23:14,000 --> 00:23:15,000
I'm basing me.
618
00:23:15,000 --> 00:23:21,000
Oh, one time I went through my ex's phone, the one that deals with Mike, and I found
619
00:23:21,000 --> 00:23:26,000
stuff and so I found Bratton bananas in the house and I went in there and I just fucking
620
00:23:26,000 --> 00:23:28,000
chucked it at him right in the space.
621
00:23:28,000 --> 00:23:29,000
He threw it around.
622
00:23:29,000 --> 00:23:30,000
Oh, mushy and gross.
623
00:23:30,000 --> 00:23:34,000
And I poured water all over his money.
624
00:23:34,000 --> 00:23:36,000
They didn't use his sounds exciting, thrilling.
625
00:23:36,000 --> 00:23:37,000
Really?
626
00:23:37,000 --> 00:23:39,000
I can't wait.
627
00:23:39,000 --> 00:23:41,000
Mike, serious question.
628
00:23:41,000 --> 00:23:42,000
Yes.
629
00:23:42,000 --> 00:23:45,000
Why do you think crazy girls have better sex?
630
00:23:45,000 --> 00:23:47,000
That is a good question.
631
00:23:47,000 --> 00:23:50,000
I feel like it's the eyes that they get you dirty, huh?
632
00:23:50,000 --> 00:23:52,000
They hypnotize you to think it is better.
633
00:23:52,000 --> 00:23:55,000
It's like there's something about emotional instability.
634
00:23:55,000 --> 00:23:56,000
Oh, yeah.
635
00:23:56,000 --> 00:23:59,000
Maybe they're just willing to go to like a deeper, darker place.
636
00:23:59,000 --> 00:24:00,000
I am.
637
00:24:00,000 --> 00:24:04,000
I also feel like it's a thrill of like knowing that they actually might stab you.
638
00:24:04,000 --> 00:24:06,000
Yeah, yeah, the tabooness.
639
00:24:06,000 --> 00:24:08,000
She's going to kill me.
640
00:24:08,000 --> 00:24:11,000
I might die and there's something hot about that.
641
00:24:11,000 --> 00:24:15,000
So Mike, have you, we've been talking a lot about Jasmine baby trapping people.
642
00:24:15,000 --> 00:24:17,000
Have you ever tried to get someone pregnant?
643
00:24:17,000 --> 00:24:18,000
No, never.
644
00:24:18,000 --> 00:24:19,000
No.
645
00:24:19,000 --> 00:24:20,000
No.
646
00:24:20,000 --> 00:24:21,000
Boy, it all costs.
647
00:24:21,000 --> 00:24:28,000
What level of fame or wealth would a woman have to be for you to try to get her pregnant?
648
00:24:28,000 --> 00:24:31,000
Are someone who's a celebrity that I could blackmail probably?
649
00:24:31,000 --> 00:24:32,000
Sam!
650
00:24:32,000 --> 00:24:35,000
Would you blackmail her or would you just want to get money from?
651
00:24:35,000 --> 00:24:38,000
Yeah, I would be the, actually the most problematic baby I've ever been.
652
00:24:38,000 --> 00:24:39,000
Just give me some fucking money.
653
00:24:39,000 --> 00:24:41,000
You can fuck whatever you want.
654
00:24:41,000 --> 00:24:43,000
I'll be the baby, momma, I'll have to picture.
655
00:24:43,000 --> 00:24:45,000
Again, giving you money to go away.
656
00:24:45,000 --> 00:24:48,000
I mean, given the fact that I am a guy who's important, so like, you know, I can blackmail
657
00:24:48,000 --> 00:24:50,000
with my, let everyone know that I'm your baby daddy.
658
00:24:50,000 --> 00:24:51,000
Yeah.
659
00:24:51,000 --> 00:24:52,000
You know?
660
00:24:52,000 --> 00:24:53,000
Interesting.
661
00:24:53,000 --> 00:24:54,000
Right.
662
00:24:54,000 --> 00:24:56,000
So you would get money just to be quiet about it.
663
00:24:56,000 --> 00:24:57,000
Yeah.
664
00:24:57,000 --> 00:24:58,000
That would be your strategy.
665
00:24:58,000 --> 00:24:59,000
Mm-hmm.
666
00:24:59,000 --> 00:25:00,000
Interesting.
667
00:25:00,000 --> 00:25:06,000
So anyway, you did not be the baby, momma, from hell.
668
00:25:06,000 --> 00:25:10,000
Mm-hmm.
669
00:25:10,000 --> 00:25:14,000
So when you guys were interviewing to get a job in porn?
670
00:25:14,000 --> 00:25:15,000
I didn't get interviewed.
671
00:25:15,000 --> 00:25:21,000
I got handed to me on a silver platter.
672
00:25:21,000 --> 00:25:25,000
So somebody slid into your DMs basically and said, hey, do you want to be important?
673
00:25:25,000 --> 00:25:26,000
You said yes.
674
00:25:26,000 --> 00:25:28,000
Pretty much, yes.
675
00:25:28,000 --> 00:25:31,000
And then I was just in another trend with you, is that the way to get your attention
676
00:25:31,000 --> 00:25:33,000
is just to slide into your DMs.
677
00:25:33,000 --> 00:25:35,000
Maybe send you a little heart emojis.
678
00:25:35,000 --> 00:25:39,000
Did your agent send you heart emojis?
679
00:25:39,000 --> 00:25:42,000
No, my agent was actually very, very normal.
680
00:25:42,000 --> 00:25:49,000
He just yelled me on Instagram and then he found my Snapchat and he had DM'd me on Snapchat
681
00:25:49,000 --> 00:25:50,000
too.
682
00:25:50,000 --> 00:25:52,000
And I'm like, who's this Ryan guy?
683
00:25:52,000 --> 00:25:54,000
I'm like, sorry bro, not interested.
684
00:25:54,000 --> 00:25:58,000
Like, yeah, I'm like, I'm not paying shit.
685
00:25:58,000 --> 00:26:00,000
And he's like, what are you talking about?
686
00:26:00,000 --> 00:26:03,000
Like, you don't have to pay anything.
687
00:26:03,000 --> 00:26:04,000
Blah, blah, blah.
688
00:26:04,000 --> 00:26:06,000
He got me on the phone.
689
00:26:06,000 --> 00:26:10,000
And then he got me to agree to meet him at a Starbucks.
690
00:26:10,000 --> 00:26:11,000
Starbucks, huh?
691
00:26:11,000 --> 00:26:13,000
Yeah, I was like, shout out to Starbucks.
692
00:26:13,000 --> 00:26:16,000
Where Starbucks at Miracle Mile, yeah.
693
00:26:16,000 --> 00:26:18,000
Yeah, all porn conversations happen.
694
00:26:18,000 --> 00:26:20,000
All contracts, all for it.
695
00:26:20,000 --> 00:26:23,000
A lot of business deals happen at Starbucks.
696
00:26:23,000 --> 00:26:25,000
So Miracle Mile, you got into porn.
697
00:26:25,000 --> 00:26:29,000
And then you ended up here on the couch with me and Mike Manstein.
698
00:26:29,000 --> 00:26:30,000
Yeah.
699
00:26:30,000 --> 00:26:31,000
Nice.
700
00:26:31,000 --> 00:26:32,000
Having a three-way.
701
00:26:32,000 --> 00:26:33,000
Yeah.
702
00:26:33,000 --> 00:26:34,000
I'm going to tell people we had it three days.
703
00:26:34,000 --> 00:26:36,000
This is why I'm even sure I'm second three-way.
704
00:26:36,000 --> 00:26:37,000
Yeah.
705
00:26:37,000 --> 00:26:38,000
We've been together a few times.
706
00:26:38,000 --> 00:26:39,000
Yeah.
707
00:26:39,000 --> 00:26:40,000
That's nice.
708
00:26:40,000 --> 00:26:43,000
I kind of like this relationship because I don't have to risk getting her pregnant
709
00:26:43,000 --> 00:26:46,000
because I feel like she would try to baby trap me.
710
00:26:46,000 --> 00:26:48,000
Maybe.
711
00:26:48,000 --> 00:26:54,000
Jasmine, speaking of things that have been inside your vagina, what do you think is the most
712
00:26:54,000 --> 00:26:56,000
questionable thing that you put in your vagina?
713
00:26:56,000 --> 00:26:57,000
Maybe a toothbrush.
714
00:26:57,000 --> 00:26:59,000
Did you use bristle ink?
715
00:26:59,000 --> 00:27:00,000
My ex-stick.
716
00:27:00,000 --> 00:27:03,000
Which end of the toothbrush?
717
00:27:03,000 --> 00:27:04,000
People need to know.
718
00:27:04,000 --> 00:27:07,000
Not the prickly part, the normal, like the smooth part.
719
00:27:07,000 --> 00:27:09,000
Was it a vibrating one?
720
00:27:09,000 --> 00:27:14,000
Yeah, it's actually, I did it for porn on new bios.
721
00:27:14,000 --> 00:27:17,000
So there's pictures of it somewhere.
722
00:27:17,000 --> 00:27:22,000
And it wasn't, do you think new bios, the director was kind of like, kind of a subtle
723
00:27:22,000 --> 00:27:25,000
way of saying like, hey, you kind of have a dirty vagina, we really want to like clean
724
00:27:25,000 --> 00:27:28,000
it out, maybe put this toothbrush in there.
725
00:27:28,000 --> 00:27:30,000
Yeah, they made me put toothpaste on it too.
726
00:27:30,000 --> 00:27:31,000
Right.
727
00:27:31,000 --> 00:27:32,000
Yeah.
728
00:27:32,000 --> 00:27:34,000
Did they also suggest maybe power washing it out?
729
00:27:34,000 --> 00:27:38,000
I actually just did that with your bidet.
730
00:27:38,000 --> 00:27:40,000
Yeah, just blast it.
731
00:27:40,000 --> 00:27:41,000
It's on full throttle.
732
00:27:41,000 --> 00:27:42,000
I noticed.
733
00:27:42,000 --> 00:27:46,000
We have a lot of smelly holes here, so it's higher.
734
00:27:46,000 --> 00:27:49,000
We can blast them for better, really.
735
00:27:49,000 --> 00:27:51,000
Mike, same question.
736
00:27:51,000 --> 00:27:52,000
Yeah.
737
00:27:52,000 --> 00:27:55,000
What's the most questionable thing you've put your dick inside of?
738
00:27:55,000 --> 00:28:00,000
And it could be, you know, anything from a fruit to a jasmine.
739
00:28:00,000 --> 00:28:02,000
I'm going to have to say jasmine.
740
00:28:02,000 --> 00:28:03,000
Yeah.
741
00:28:03,000 --> 00:28:04,000
What?
742
00:28:04,000 --> 00:28:05,000
This is...
743
00:28:05,000 --> 00:28:06,000
I actually have never been asked anything weird.
744
00:28:06,000 --> 00:28:08,000
I think you put in two, so.
745
00:28:08,000 --> 00:28:10,000
What about a person?
746
00:28:10,000 --> 00:28:12,000
The most questionable person?
747
00:28:12,000 --> 00:28:15,000
Most questionable person, once they were in here, but she was like four feet, five.
748
00:28:15,000 --> 00:28:16,000
Ooh.
749
00:28:16,000 --> 00:28:17,000
Good braces.
750
00:28:17,000 --> 00:28:18,000
Ooh.
751
00:28:18,000 --> 00:28:19,000
Yeah, so that was...
752
00:28:19,000 --> 00:28:20,000
That's tough.
753
00:28:20,000 --> 00:28:21,000
That was.
754
00:28:21,000 --> 00:28:22,000
That's what you literally looked like.
755
00:28:22,000 --> 00:28:23,000
You know, a little kid.
756
00:28:23,000 --> 00:28:25,000
Right, I'm not into that look.
757
00:28:25,000 --> 00:28:26,000
Neither.
758
00:28:26,000 --> 00:28:32,000
Jasmine, because you kind of look young, not like super young.
759
00:28:32,000 --> 00:28:33,000
You're tall, but you also...
760
00:28:33,000 --> 00:28:34,000
You look bold.
761
00:28:34,000 --> 00:28:35,000
You look like a brat stall.
762
00:28:35,000 --> 00:28:37,000
I feel like it's fair to say.
763
00:28:37,000 --> 00:28:41,000
Do you get a lot of fans that want you to pretend to be young?
764
00:28:41,000 --> 00:28:45,000
I have all the sissy fans.
765
00:28:45,000 --> 00:28:46,000
Like...
766
00:28:46,000 --> 00:28:47,000
Just because you're good at talking shit.
767
00:28:47,000 --> 00:28:51,000
Yeah, I'm like fetish fairs and stuff.
768
00:28:52,000 --> 00:28:56,000
Which one of your fans do you think is me on your OF?
769
00:28:56,000 --> 00:28:58,000
Because I subscribed.
770
00:28:58,000 --> 00:29:01,000
Oh, I'm so sorry.
771
00:29:01,000 --> 00:29:03,000
I've already had a few questions.
772
00:29:03,000 --> 00:29:05,000
I've not married them while.
773
00:29:05,000 --> 00:29:06,000
I've noticed this.
774
00:29:06,000 --> 00:29:08,000
Kind of why I got here.
775
00:29:08,000 --> 00:29:11,000
What are you all thoughts on Sex with Aliens?
776
00:29:11,000 --> 00:29:13,000
I would do it.
777
00:29:13,000 --> 00:29:15,000
I would do it probably.
778
00:29:15,000 --> 00:29:16,000
1000%.
779
00:29:16,000 --> 00:29:17,000
That sounds fucking hot.
780
00:29:17,000 --> 00:29:19,000
I just sort of would be slimy.
781
00:29:19,000 --> 00:29:23,000
You don't even know what they have, but you'd let them fuck you.
782
00:29:23,000 --> 00:29:24,000
Or like a demon?
783
00:29:24,000 --> 00:29:27,000
Do you think that's your only shot at happiness?
784
00:29:27,000 --> 00:29:30,000
Maybe banging into Alien, because maybe you could have...
785
00:29:30,000 --> 00:29:32,000
I want to bang like a demon.
786
00:29:32,000 --> 00:29:39,000
Like if Michael Myers came in my shit and just started dicking me down, I would not hate him.
787
00:29:39,000 --> 00:29:43,000
Why do you think so many women are into serial killers and getting murdered?
788
00:29:43,000 --> 00:29:44,000
It's not serial killers.
789
00:29:44,000 --> 00:29:47,000
Or like you always think he wouldn't kill me.
790
00:29:47,000 --> 00:29:49,000
I'd be the special one that he didn't kill.
791
00:29:49,000 --> 00:29:50,000
I don't know.
792
00:29:50,000 --> 00:29:51,000
Delusion?
793
00:29:51,000 --> 00:29:52,000
I don't know.
794
00:29:52,000 --> 00:29:55,000
Because maybe flip her over.
795
00:29:55,000 --> 00:29:56,000
Get her a doggy.
796
00:29:56,000 --> 00:29:57,000
Doggy?
797
00:29:57,000 --> 00:29:58,000
Turn around.
798
00:29:58,000 --> 00:29:59,000
See the kids?
799
00:29:59,000 --> 00:30:00,000
That way it's...
800
00:30:00,000 --> 00:30:01,000
Oh.
801
00:30:01,000 --> 00:30:07,000
I feel like we're in a real relationship now.
802
00:30:07,000 --> 00:30:11,000
Oh, a Tinder moment.
803
00:30:11,000 --> 00:30:14,000
I'm going to show this video to our kids.
804
00:30:14,000 --> 00:30:18,000
When they ask, what's wrong with mommy?
805
00:30:18,000 --> 00:30:20,000
Your mom's always been crazy, kids.
806
00:30:20,000 --> 00:30:23,000
Let me tell you a story.
807
00:30:23,000 --> 00:30:25,000
How we first fell in love.
808
00:30:25,000 --> 00:30:28,000
Mom's doing that thing again.
809
00:30:28,000 --> 00:30:30,000
What thing?
810
00:30:30,000 --> 00:30:33,000
Okay, if you had kids, our kids specifically.
811
00:30:33,000 --> 00:30:35,000
How do you think you would traumatize them?
812
00:30:35,000 --> 00:30:37,000
Because they're going to need therapy later on.
813
00:30:37,000 --> 00:30:41,000
What do you think they would talk to their therapist about what you did to them?
814
00:30:42,000 --> 00:30:44,000
I feel like I'm crazy.
815
00:30:44,000 --> 00:30:46,000
I feel like I don't know.
816
00:30:46,000 --> 00:30:48,000
She loves me too much.
817
00:30:48,000 --> 00:30:49,000
I can see that.
818
00:30:49,000 --> 00:30:50,000
You'd be obsessed.
819
00:30:50,000 --> 00:30:53,000
But you'd also probably threaten them with a knife at some point.
820
00:30:53,000 --> 00:30:54,000
Yeah.
821
00:30:54,000 --> 00:30:56,000
No, not a knife.
822
00:30:56,000 --> 00:30:57,000
Maybe a spoon.
823
00:30:57,000 --> 00:30:58,000
My mom hit me with a spoon.
824
00:30:58,000 --> 00:31:02,000
I would be the one to chuck a fucking shoe at my kids head for sure.
825
00:31:02,000 --> 00:31:03,000
I'd get your clap though.
826
00:31:03,000 --> 00:31:04,000
Yeah.
827
00:31:04,000 --> 00:31:08,000
My mom would smack me with my face.
828
00:31:08,000 --> 00:31:12,000
Yeah, if I had my attitude, she'd pop me right in the mouth.
829
00:31:12,000 --> 00:31:14,000
Maybe I'd do that.
830
00:31:14,000 --> 00:31:16,000
And it didn't fix anything.
831
00:31:16,000 --> 00:31:17,000
No.
832
00:31:17,000 --> 00:31:19,000
Me and my mom wrestle a lot.
833
00:31:19,000 --> 00:31:20,000
The concrete stairs.
834
00:31:20,000 --> 00:31:21,000
I love my mom.
835
00:31:21,000 --> 00:31:22,000
We're best friends.
836
00:31:22,000 --> 00:31:25,000
I wrestle with my mom too, but not in an angry way.
837
00:31:25,000 --> 00:31:27,000
She was a wrestler.
838
00:31:27,000 --> 00:31:29,000
She went to my wrestling practice.
839
00:31:29,000 --> 00:31:30,000
That's cute.
840
00:31:30,000 --> 00:31:31,000
Yeah.
841
00:31:31,000 --> 00:31:33,000
And she hit me with a spoon.
842
00:31:33,000 --> 00:31:35,000
Because you lost probably.
843
00:31:35,000 --> 00:31:37,000
Oh, obviously it's my mom.
844
00:31:37,000 --> 00:31:38,000
She's tough.
845
00:31:38,000 --> 00:31:41,000
She's become.
846
00:31:41,000 --> 00:31:46,000
So, speaking of therapy, what are some things you talk to your therapist about?
847
00:31:46,000 --> 00:31:51,000
I have had like seven therapists.
848
00:31:51,000 --> 00:31:53,000
Do they get me?
849
00:31:53,000 --> 00:31:56,000
Do they end the relationship with you or do you end it with them?
850
00:31:56,000 --> 00:31:58,000
I think one or two ended it with me.
851
00:31:58,000 --> 00:32:00,000
And then the other one.
852
00:32:00,000 --> 00:32:04,000
Actually, what were their reasons for ending it with you?
853
00:32:04,000 --> 00:32:07,000
One thought I was like a lost cause.
854
00:32:07,000 --> 00:32:09,000
She's like, this is a bitch.
855
00:32:09,000 --> 00:32:11,000
You're like, what?
856
00:32:11,000 --> 00:32:15,000
Do you have a problem separating your emotions from me or rational?
857
00:32:15,000 --> 00:32:16,000
You know what I mean?
858
00:32:16,000 --> 00:32:18,000
Like, let's say jealousy for instance.
859
00:32:18,000 --> 00:32:21,000
Like, you know you shouldn't be jealous, but you are jealous.
860
00:32:21,000 --> 00:32:24,000
I have a major problem regulating my emotions.
861
00:32:24,000 --> 00:32:25,000
What do you think that is?
862
00:32:25,000 --> 00:32:27,000
I have BPD.
863
00:32:27,000 --> 00:32:28,000
Oh, okay.
864
00:32:28,000 --> 00:32:29,000
What is BPD?
865
00:32:29,000 --> 00:32:31,000
Forte line personality disorder.
866
00:32:31,000 --> 00:32:32,000
Fun.
867
00:32:32,000 --> 00:32:33,000
Yeah.
868
00:32:33,000 --> 00:32:34,000
We have fun with it.
869
00:32:34,000 --> 00:32:35,000
We're having fun with it.
870
00:32:35,000 --> 00:32:36,000
Yeah.
871
00:32:36,000 --> 00:32:39,000
Fun with mental illness.
872
00:32:39,000 --> 00:32:44,000
Meantini, what are some things you talk to your therapist about?
873
00:32:44,000 --> 00:32:46,000
Well, today's conversation, making it to it.
874
00:32:46,000 --> 00:32:49,000
I'm one of those guys who bottles everything in and doesn't leave a baby.
875
00:32:49,000 --> 00:32:50,000
Good, right.
876
00:32:50,000 --> 00:32:51,000
You just, you have a baseball bat in your car.
877
00:32:51,000 --> 00:32:52,000
Yeah.
878
00:32:52,000 --> 00:32:53,000
Let's wait for those moments.
879
00:32:53,000 --> 00:32:55,000
To let my younger out on a T-Buddy side, you know.
880
00:32:55,000 --> 00:32:57,000
I don't got a therapy anymore.
881
00:32:57,000 --> 00:32:58,000
Right, obviously.
882
00:32:58,000 --> 00:32:59,000
I don't know if you can.
883
00:32:59,000 --> 00:33:00,000
No, this is Marva.
884
00:33:00,000 --> 00:33:01,000
Mom made me go.
885
00:33:01,000 --> 00:33:02,000
I see.
886
00:33:02,000 --> 00:33:03,000
Yeah.
887
00:33:03,000 --> 00:33:04,000
You don't need it.
888
00:33:04,000 --> 00:33:05,000
I don't.
889
00:33:05,000 --> 00:33:07,000
I feel like I'm good enough.
890
00:33:07,000 --> 00:33:10,000
Right, you're as good as most people I know.
891
00:33:10,000 --> 00:33:11,000
Yeah.
892
00:33:11,000 --> 00:33:13,000
You're not trying to kill anybody.
893
00:33:13,000 --> 00:33:14,000
Yeah.
894
00:33:14,000 --> 00:33:15,000
Actively.
895
00:33:15,000 --> 00:33:16,000
Actively.
896
00:33:16,000 --> 00:33:19,000
You're not under investigation for any murders currently, right?
897
00:33:19,000 --> 00:33:20,000
No.
898
00:33:20,000 --> 00:33:23,000
I have dreams that I kill people and I'm like, why the fuck did I just kill this person?
899
00:33:23,000 --> 00:33:25,000
Now I have to run from the police.
900
00:33:25,000 --> 00:33:26,000
Yeah, I have those dreams too.
901
00:33:26,000 --> 00:33:27,000
Yeah.
902
00:33:27,000 --> 00:33:30,000
And then I'll go to my friend's house and I'm like, dude, I just killed this person.
903
00:33:30,000 --> 00:33:31,000
Wait, hold on.
904
00:33:31,000 --> 00:33:34,000
I'm like, can you smoke this blunt right now?
905
00:33:34,000 --> 00:33:38,000
I'm like, dude, I just killed this person.
906
00:33:38,000 --> 00:33:39,000
Yeah.
907
00:33:39,000 --> 00:33:46,000
All right, if people were to bet on how you would die, what do you think the surest bet would
908
00:33:46,000 --> 00:33:47,000
be?
909
00:33:47,000 --> 00:33:52,000
I would probably get murdered or maybe like, it'd be an accidental thing.
910
00:33:52,000 --> 00:33:54,000
An accidental murder?
911
00:33:54,000 --> 00:33:57,000
I mean, I wouldn't do it.
912
00:33:57,000 --> 00:33:58,000
I don't know.
913
00:33:58,000 --> 00:33:59,000
I'd kill myself.
914
00:33:59,000 --> 00:34:04,000
I mean, like a car crash or like something fucking wild, like a natural disaster.
915
00:34:04,000 --> 00:34:06,000
You got something like, oh shit.
916
00:34:06,000 --> 00:34:08,000
What about you, man, city?
917
00:34:08,000 --> 00:34:10,000
Uh, the way I would go out?
918
00:34:10,000 --> 00:34:12,000
Not the way you would choose to.
919
00:34:12,000 --> 00:34:16,000
The probability, like the percentage, the highest likelihood that you would die.
920
00:34:16,000 --> 00:34:18,000
Probably heart attack.
921
00:34:18,000 --> 00:34:19,000
Okay.
922
00:34:19,000 --> 00:34:20,000
Something safe.
923
00:34:20,000 --> 00:34:21,000
Yeah.
924
00:34:21,000 --> 00:34:22,000
If I hit 80 and stuff.
925
00:34:22,000 --> 00:34:27,000
I mean, I already got it to a quiet scene when I broke my neck, so pass that one.
926
00:34:27,000 --> 00:34:29,000
You got into an accident where you did what?
927
00:34:29,000 --> 00:34:31,000
Can I hit by a garbage truck and broke my neck?
928
00:34:31,000 --> 00:34:32,000
Jesus.
929
00:34:32,000 --> 00:34:33,000
And you didn't die.
930
00:34:33,000 --> 00:34:34,000
No, you didn't die.
931
00:34:34,000 --> 00:34:37,000
You're like that unbreakable guy and you're here fucking Jasmine Love.
932
00:34:37,000 --> 00:34:40,000
Or, again, this could all just be in CrossFit.
933
00:34:40,000 --> 00:34:41,000
We're all dead.
934
00:34:41,000 --> 00:34:42,000
We're all in hell.
935
00:34:42,000 --> 00:34:43,000
This isn't hell.
936
00:34:43,000 --> 00:34:44,000
This is more like purgatory.
937
00:34:44,000 --> 00:34:45,000
Are you saying this is hell?
938
00:34:45,000 --> 00:34:46,000
Could be.
939
00:34:46,000 --> 00:34:47,000
We're having fun.
940
00:34:47,000 --> 00:34:48,000
Yeah.
941
00:34:48,000 --> 00:34:51,000
Um, you know, you don't have to, I know this is fun.
942
00:34:51,000 --> 00:34:55,000
We're having a good conversation, but sadly we can't keep the podcast going forever.
943
00:34:55,000 --> 00:34:57,000
So you can come any time you want to.
944
00:34:57,000 --> 00:35:00,000
She will never come because she has no feelings on the inside.
945
00:35:00,000 --> 00:35:02,000
Um, we're the host.
946
00:35:02,000 --> 00:35:03,000
We're the host.
947
00:35:03,000 --> 00:35:04,000
We're the host that you like to get pop-pop.
948
00:35:04,000 --> 00:35:07,000
What part of her be winding?
949
00:35:07,000 --> 00:35:09,000
Just flow my little.
950
00:35:09,000 --> 00:35:11,000
I never got to choose the pop before.
951
00:35:11,000 --> 00:35:13,000
Don't give him this much power.
952
00:35:13,000 --> 00:35:14,000
I mean, maybe.
953
00:35:14,000 --> 00:35:15,000
Can he come in your cup?
954
00:35:15,000 --> 00:35:16,000
No.
955
00:35:16,000 --> 00:35:19,000
No, I don't want him to.
956
00:35:19,000 --> 00:35:20,000
He could.
957
00:35:20,000 --> 00:35:23,000
I have no doubt that that's something that you're capable of.
958
00:35:23,000 --> 00:35:25,000
Are you going to drink it for us then?
959
00:35:25,000 --> 00:35:28,000
Yeah, if he comes in it, are you going to drink it?
960
00:35:28,000 --> 00:35:29,000
Yeah.
961
00:35:29,000 --> 00:35:31,000
That's tough.
962
00:35:31,000 --> 00:35:32,000
Do it.
963
00:35:32,000 --> 00:35:33,000
All right.
964
00:35:33,000 --> 00:35:34,000
Hold on.
965
00:35:34,000 --> 00:35:36,000
Let me drink it down so you don't have a lot.
966
00:35:36,000 --> 00:35:39,000
But my cat look.
967
00:35:39,000 --> 00:35:40,000
Oh.
968
00:35:40,000 --> 00:35:41,000
I know, my cat look.
969
00:35:41,000 --> 00:35:46,000
And then now, every time people watch this show from now on, they're going to know that you came in here.
970
00:35:46,000 --> 00:35:47,000
Yeah.
971
00:35:47,000 --> 00:35:49,000
That's the whole beauty of it, I guess.
972
00:35:49,000 --> 00:35:52,000
We're getting to know on that one.
973
00:35:52,000 --> 00:35:54,000
We're getting down.
974
00:35:54,000 --> 00:35:56,000
My producers don't want to.
975
00:35:56,000 --> 00:35:58,000
It's definitely not me.
976
00:35:58,000 --> 00:36:00,000
So I just said you could come in her face.
977
00:36:00,000 --> 00:36:01,000
Don't step on her.
978
00:36:01,000 --> 00:36:02,000
I know she's beautiful.
979
00:36:02,000 --> 00:36:03,000
I know.
980
00:36:03,000 --> 00:36:05,000
I miss her every day.
981
00:36:05,000 --> 00:36:08,000
Seeing you reminds me of her and how much I miss her.
982
00:36:08,000 --> 00:36:10,000
I don't want her in your mouth.
983
00:36:10,000 --> 00:36:11,000
Mm.
984
00:36:13,000 --> 00:36:14,000
Wow.
985
00:36:18,000 --> 00:36:19,000
Oh my God.
986
00:36:19,000 --> 00:36:20,000
That's a really nice one.
987
00:36:21,000 --> 00:36:24,000
Just another day on a fucking podcast.
988
00:36:24,000 --> 00:36:26,000
We've talked about a lot today.
989
00:36:26,000 --> 00:36:32,000
Talked about dreams, ambition, making mistakes when you're younger.
990
00:36:32,000 --> 00:36:37,000
And I think that's really the lesson that I learned from today.
991
00:36:37,000 --> 00:36:44,000
Is that you can be a juvenile delinquent who goes on probation for skipping too much school
992
00:36:44,000 --> 00:36:53,000
and then gets arrested for kidnapping and burglary and pretending that you have
993
00:36:53,000 --> 00:36:56,000
Adderall to sell and not actually have an Adderall to sell.
994
00:36:56,000 --> 00:36:58,000
And you can go through all those experiences.
995
00:36:58,000 --> 00:37:00,000
You can get kicked out by several therapists.
996
00:37:00,000 --> 00:37:10,000
And yet you can grow up to be a just well-rounded, beautiful individual like Jasmine Love.
997
00:37:10,000 --> 00:37:20,000
The future baby mama to be one of the greatest future wives you can ask for and really hope for.
998
00:37:20,000 --> 00:37:24,000
And I can't wait to introduce her to my parents.
999
00:37:24,000 --> 00:37:26,000
Hi mom and dad.
1000
00:37:26,000 --> 00:37:27,000
Hi.
1001
00:37:27,000 --> 00:37:30,000
Jasmine, we're in love with connection.
1002
00:37:30,000 --> 00:37:31,000
Sorry, two hours.
1003
00:37:31,000 --> 00:37:32,000
Fuck you, a future girl.
1004
00:37:32,000 --> 00:37:35,000
Oh no, it's going to happen anyway.
1005
00:37:35,000 --> 00:37:37,000
That's us dating.
1006
00:37:37,000 --> 00:37:38,000
Is it going to stop?
1007
00:37:38,000 --> 00:37:39,000
We like watch the kids.
1008
00:37:39,000 --> 00:37:40,000
We're going to fuck.
1009
00:37:40,000 --> 00:37:41,000
Fuck right now.
1010
00:37:41,000 --> 00:37:43,000
Well, guys we did it.
1011
00:37:43,000 --> 00:37:44,000
Yes.
1012
00:37:44,000 --> 00:37:46,000
Another great episode of the fucking podcast.
1013
00:37:46,000 --> 00:37:50,000
We'll see you next time where we won't have these two losers on but two other people I would say.
1014
00:37:50,000 --> 00:37:51,000
This loser will be here though.
1015
00:37:51,000 --> 00:37:53,000
And I'll be here as always.
1016
00:37:53,000 --> 00:37:54,000
Goodbye.
1017
00:37:54,000 --> 00:37:55,000
Bye.
1018
00:37:55,000 --> 00:37:56,000
Bye.
1019
00:37:56,000 --> 00:37:57,000
Bye.
1020
00:37:57,000 --> 00:37:58,000
Yay.
1021
00:37:58,000 --> 00:37:59,000
You're a resource.
1022
00:37:59,000 --> 00:38:00,000
Yup.
1023
00:38:00,000 --> 00:38:01,000
Sorry.
1024
00:38:08,000 --> 00:38:09,000
Bye.
1025
00:38:09,000 --> 00:38:10,000
Bye.
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