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[Crunch crunch]
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Hi, Dexter.
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Grr! Dee Dee,
stop eating over me.
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Stupid Dee Dee.
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[Crunch]
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Go away!
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Aw, don't be
so cranky.
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Here. Have a cookie.
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I do not want a cookie.
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Aw, come on.
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They're fortune cookies.
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No.
Suit yourself.
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Mmm. They're sure tasty.
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Dee Dee, do you not know
there are fortunes
inside those cookies?
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Really?
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Yes, really.
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Why don't you
see for yourself?
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And stay out
of my laboratory!
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Hmm.
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Ah, hey,
that's not a cookie.
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Hey, Dexter,
I found this thing
in my box of cookies.
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How could it be?
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The odds against
a genius like myself
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and a stupid person
like yourself
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existing in
the same bloodline
are astronomical.
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Many a night,
I lay awake pondering how,
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by Einstein's ghost,
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I could
have been stuck
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with a stupid sister
like you.
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[Moaning]
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Are you
even listening
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to what
I am saying?
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I cannot
take any more
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of your stupid
foolishness.
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I would
appreciate it
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if you
would kindly never
speak to me again
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for the remainder
of time.
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Stupid Dee Dee.
Why can't she ever
leave me alone?
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Dee Dee, please stop
following me.
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I do not like you
anymore. Go away.
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I can't, Dexter.
We're stuck together.
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Yes. I know we are
stuck together.
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What do you think
I have just been
talking about?
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No, silly.
I mean we're really
stuck together.
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Aah!
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Whee!
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Come on, break!
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I cannot extricate
my finger.
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Perhaps I deserve
this punishment for
being mean to you.
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I am so sorry,
Dee Dee.
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Hey! It's a fortune.
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It says,
"to solve any problem,
start at the source."
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Bah! That's not even
a real fortune.
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It's actually more of
an advisory statement,
to be precise.
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Hey! Put me down!
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Hmm.
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The source.
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Hey!
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All we have to do
is go there
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and get them
to take it off.
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Wow! I'm impressed.
That's brilliant.
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But how are we going
to get to Chinatown?
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That's easy.
We'll just dig through
the center of the earth
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and come out
the other side.
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Um, Dee Dee,
maybe we should
look at a map, hmm?
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Ok. Let's go over
the directions
one more time.
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[Straining]
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Hey! Well, no wonder.
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Go away, dog. Go away.
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[Yelping]
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Dee Dee,
why don't we take the bus?
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Ah.
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You're right, Dexter.
This is much better.
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Ah, the spirits
are aware of our arrival.
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They are?
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There it is!
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Look alive,
short one.
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[Karate yells]
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[Karate yells]
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H'Yah!
Man, this stuff is great.
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I'll take
the whole outfit.
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Okey-dokey.
One ninja kit.
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That will be...
$100.
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Awesome! Wait till the guys
get a load of this, huh?
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[Ahem]
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Who's there?
Is that you,
grandfather?
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Dexter: Down here.
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Your voice changed.
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Oh, children!
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Get out!
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Get out before
you break something.
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But we've journeyed
all the way from
the suburbs to--
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the suburbs? Oh, you are
suburbian children.
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Wait right here.
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[Man snickering]
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You kids are going
to love this.
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All children love
d.J. Quack-quack.
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[Quack quack quack]
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But--
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I know. Looks pricey,
but for you kids,
special--$20.
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But--
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no? Then how about
this lucky bank, then?
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Listen, mister,
I am not here
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to purchase
overpriced
novelty items.
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My sister and I
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are stuck together
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with one
of your finger
torture devices.
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Hmm. Tight weave...
High-density fibers.
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Yes. That's one of ours.
Best quality--number one.
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How do we
get it off?
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What do you mean,
get it off?
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You two are going to be
stuck together forever.
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Forever?
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Come on,
Dexter, shake
a tail feather.
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No!
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Shh! Noisy children.
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Ok. Ok.
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Thereis
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but first, you kids
got to do something
for me.
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Ooh! Like a mystical quest?
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Uh, sure.
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With magic
and beautiful princesses...
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Yes, yes,
whatever you say.
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Yeah!
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Ok. You must
complete 3 tasks.
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First I want you
to go to...
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[No audio]
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[Karate yell]
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Excellent.
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You have brought
what I asked for.
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Uh-huh. So how does
the magic work?
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Say what?
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I must admit
I am also curious
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as to how these
ordinary objects
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form a solution
for our predicament.
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They don't. They are
just some things
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I was going to
pick up after work.
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You mean there's no magic?
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Sorry, no,
but thanks for doing
my errands anyway.
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Dexter, no magic.
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Listen, mister, magic
or no magic, we did
your stupid tasks.
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Now, you take this thing
off right now!
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Very well, then.
You earned it.
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It's actually very simple.
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If you try to pull it apart,
it holds tight,
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but come together
like good brother and sisters,
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and you are free.
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My finger!
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Oh, sweet finger.
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Ah, there you go, kids.
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Now, are you sure
I cannot interest you
in d.J. Quack-quack?
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Well, that's over.
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Hey, it's dinnertime.
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How are we going
to make it home?
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Hmm.
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Where are those kids?
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They'll be here, honey.
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[Doorbell rings]
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Humph! Honey,
why did you
order Chinese
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when I had
a beautiful roast
in the oven?
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But I didn't.
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Dexter!
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And where
is Dee Dee?
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I think she's stuck
in the kung pao.
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Well, I guess that
would make her
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anunfortunate
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oh,
Dexter!
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Good one, son.
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Dexter,
want to see
my new dance?
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No.
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It's called
the fanciful
unicorn.
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Girl, I have seen
better steps on a ladder.
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Oh, yeah?
Like you know any
dances, Dexter.
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[Music playing]
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Yes. It is called the robot.
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Word.
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[Mixing, chopping,
and pouring]
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Ok. Two eggs.
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One teaspoon of baking soda.
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Perfect.
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Let's see. Optimum mixing rate,
pi to the 10th.
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Ah, puree.
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Hi, honey.
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Ooh, what's this...
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And that?
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Wow, look at this
thingie, at those
doohickies.
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What's this button do?
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Ah! Help! I'm going to die!
I'm being eaten alive!
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00:12:21,150 --> 00:12:25,220
What have I told you
about bothering me when
I'm in the kitchen?
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Uh, let's see...
Uh, don't?
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That's right.
So what do we do?
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Um, leave?
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Mm-hmm.
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Uh, ok.
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What are these things?
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Out!
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Hi, dad.
What's wrong?
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It's your mother.
She's making those
darn muffins.
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We thought you liked
mom's muffins.
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Like? Like?
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Kids, I love
her muffins more
than life itself.
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Those muffins
are the reason I
married your mother.
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Well, they're in
the oven right now.
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They'll be ready by dinner.
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00:13:03,483 --> 00:13:06,273
I need them now!
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[Sniff sniff
sniff]
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Oh, I can
smell them now,
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00:13:12,466 --> 00:13:14,476
rising...baking...
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They're calling me.
"Eat us! Eat us!"
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Can't you hear
their voices?
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They want me
to eat them!
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Dad, dad, it's ok.
Just calm down.
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Everything's
going to be all right.
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You're right.
I'll just sit here
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waiting and waiting
and waiting...
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And waiting.
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00:13:45,383 --> 00:13:50,373
At last!
My muffins are completed!
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00:13:53,050 --> 00:13:56,300
I'll just let them cool
for a while.
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00:14:01,333 --> 00:14:04,123
Hey, mom, what is
wrong with dad?
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00:14:04,150 --> 00:14:08,020
Oh, he's just
having another one
of his muffin fits.
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00:14:08,050 --> 00:14:09,400
Looks like this one
could be serious.
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00:14:09,433 --> 00:14:13,303
Your father just
needs to learn
a little Patience.
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Mmm. Muffins.
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00:14:17,483 --> 00:14:21,023
Now, Dee Dee, those muffins
have to wait till dinner.
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00:14:21,050 --> 00:14:24,050
Dinner? Uh-oh. In all
my muffin preparation,
I forgot the roast.
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00:14:24,083 --> 00:14:27,383
Kids, I got to run
to the store. It will
just take a minute.
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00:14:27,416 --> 00:14:32,476
Oh, kids, there's something
I need to warn you about.
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Your father is a muffin fiend,
a muffomaniac.
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Why, just the aroma
can make him crazy.
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He'll do anything
to get them.
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You two need to guard
the muffins from your father,
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but be careful.
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He's tricky.
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We won't
let you down, mom.
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I know you won't.
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I'll just leave
through the back door.
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[Footsteps]
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[Car door opens]
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[Car starts]
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Don't you go near
those muffins!
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[Whistling]
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Gee, I hope we're able
to handle this kind
of responsibility.
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Don't worry your
stupid little head.
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I am sure we
can handle anything
dad can cook up.
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00:15:46,150 --> 00:15:50,030
But, Dexter,
remember what mom said?
He's a tricky one.
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00:15:50,066 --> 00:15:54,066
We will just have
to keep an eye out
for anything suspicious.
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00:15:54,100 --> 00:15:55,470
Woman's voice:
Hi, kids.
I'm back!
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Thanks for watching
the muffins for me.
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00:15:58,400 --> 00:16:01,070
Why are you
back so soon?
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00:16:01,100 --> 00:16:03,150
Wait a minute.
Where are the groceries?
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00:16:03,183 --> 00:16:08,153
Well, I thought it
would be easier if
we all went out to eat.
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00:16:08,183 --> 00:16:10,353
How does
chubby cheese's sound?
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00:16:10,383 --> 00:16:12,183
Chubby cheese's!
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00:16:12,216 --> 00:16:15,366
Let's all run out
to the car.
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00:16:18,166 --> 00:16:20,226
[Deep voice]
Muffin time.
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00:16:20,416 --> 00:16:23,996
Oh, yes. Hello,
little friends.
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00:16:24,033 --> 00:16:27,173
Guess what. I'm
going to eat you.
Yes, I am.
259
00:16:27,200 --> 00:16:29,250
First I'm going
to bite you.
260
00:16:29,283 --> 00:16:32,073
Then I'm going
to chew your
delicious morsels.
261
00:16:32,100 --> 00:16:34,030
I can't wait
to taste
262
00:16:34,066 --> 00:16:35,346
the chubby cheese
pizza.
263
00:16:35,383 --> 00:16:36,423
Yay. Hooray for mom.
264
00:16:36,450 --> 00:16:38,020
Mom is the greatest.
265
00:16:38,050 --> 00:16:43,120
She is looking a little
stubbly lately, though.
266
00:16:43,283 --> 00:16:47,423
And then I'll carry you
in my stomach for a few days--
267
00:16:47,450 --> 00:16:50,270
all right!
The jig is up!
268
00:16:51,116 --> 00:16:54,026
Just wait till the guys
at the office see these.
269
00:16:54,066 --> 00:16:58,216
No. No. That's it. You win.
I'll go and be good.
270
00:16:58,250 --> 00:17:00,380
Go to your room.
271
00:17:02,200 --> 00:17:07,450
And stay out
of the kitchen!
272
00:17:08,183 --> 00:17:12,003
I can't believe I've
been sent to my room,
273
00:17:12,033 --> 00:17:13,273
and by my own children.
274
00:17:13,300 --> 00:17:17,280
They can't do this to me.
I'm their father.
275
00:17:17,316 --> 00:17:20,376
I'm king
of this castle. Hmm.
276
00:17:20,416 --> 00:17:22,466
I'm going to go
check on dad.
277
00:17:23,000 --> 00:17:25,400
He may be up
to something.
278
00:17:27,183 --> 00:17:28,433
Father, whispering:
Psst! Dexter.
279
00:17:28,466 --> 00:17:31,416
Son, could you come here
for a moment?
280
00:17:31,450 --> 00:17:34,000
I'd like to have
a word with you.
281
00:17:34,033 --> 00:17:36,223
And just what
do you want?
282
00:17:36,250 --> 00:17:40,150
Dexter,
I am your father.
283
00:17:41,066 --> 00:17:43,196
That is
not possible!
284
00:17:43,233 --> 00:17:46,073
Oh, wait, no.
You're right.
285
00:17:46,100 --> 00:17:47,270
So join me.
286
00:17:47,300 --> 00:17:49,200
Come to
the muffin side.
287
00:17:49,233 --> 00:17:54,273
Don't resist, Dexter.
It is your destiny.
288
00:17:54,300 --> 00:17:55,230
Never!
289
00:17:55,266 --> 00:17:58,016
You will get
the muffins for me.
290
00:17:58,050 --> 00:18:01,000
I will get
the muffins for you,
291
00:18:01,033 --> 00:18:04,173
will get
the muffins
for you.
292
00:18:05,133 --> 00:18:07,033
Yes. Yes! Yes!
293
00:18:07,066 --> 00:18:08,276
Dee Dee:
Dexter, no!
294
00:18:08,316 --> 00:18:11,266
It's a mind trick!
Snap out of it!
295
00:18:11,300 --> 00:18:13,220
Huh? Where am I?
296
00:18:13,250 --> 00:18:15,370
Give me those!
Dad, go to your room,
297
00:18:15,400 --> 00:18:18,120
and not another peep
until mom gets home.
298
00:18:18,150 --> 00:18:23,180
You might have
won the battle, but
the war's not over yet!
299
00:18:28,000 --> 00:18:29,320
Those rotten kids.
I can't wait
300
00:18:29,350 --> 00:18:33,050
till they're all grown up
and out of the house.
301
00:18:33,083 --> 00:18:35,173
Then I'll be king again.
302
00:18:35,200 --> 00:18:37,350
[Sobbing]
303
00:18:37,383 --> 00:18:39,353
I'm so miserable.
304
00:18:39,383 --> 00:18:44,433
If only there was
a place a man could go...
305
00:18:44,466 --> 00:18:48,466
And eat muffins
for all eternity.
306
00:18:49,000 --> 00:18:50,350
Huh?
307
00:18:55,016 --> 00:18:58,196
Sweet dreams.
308
00:19:05,366 --> 00:19:08,296
[Humming]
309
00:19:08,333 --> 00:19:11,233
So beautiful.
310
00:19:15,066 --> 00:19:18,196
[Chewing]
311
00:19:20,116 --> 00:19:22,366
Delicious!
312
00:19:23,416 --> 00:19:27,216
♪ The muffin king
has finally come ♪
313
00:19:27,250 --> 00:19:31,220
♪ la la la la la la
314
00:19:32,366 --> 00:19:36,296
those muffins are mine.
315
00:19:38,283 --> 00:19:40,333
Freeze, or you're
both grounded!
316
00:19:40,366 --> 00:19:42,366
Huh? Decoys?
317
00:19:51,216 --> 00:19:52,216
You'll never
take me alive!
318
00:19:52,250 --> 00:19:55,280
Hold your
position.
Roger that.
319
00:19:57,333 --> 00:20:00,473
Incoming!
Scatter!
320
00:20:06,300 --> 00:20:08,320
All mine!
321
00:20:14,300 --> 00:20:17,280
No! No!
322
00:20:20,083 --> 00:20:22,033
Holy Toledo!
323
00:20:26,050 --> 00:20:28,130
Oh!
324
00:20:29,083 --> 00:20:31,023
Hold it right there,
mister.
325
00:20:31,050 --> 00:20:35,120
Those muffins were
made by my wife with
tender loving care
326
00:20:35,150 --> 00:20:39,150
especially for her family,
and I demand them back...
327
00:20:39,183 --> 00:20:40,373
Now!
328
00:20:43,183 --> 00:20:45,303
Now, scram.
329
00:20:45,333 --> 00:20:50,423
Here, kids, make sure
these are kept safe
till dinner.
330
00:20:50,450 --> 00:20:52,150
Mother: My hero.
331
00:20:52,183 --> 00:20:53,453
I saw the whole thing.
332
00:20:53,483 --> 00:20:57,153
You saved my muffins.
333
00:20:57,183 --> 00:20:59,273
Well, I guess I did.
334
00:20:59,300 --> 00:21:01,050
Have a reward.
335
00:21:01,083 --> 00:21:02,483
Oh, can I?
336
00:21:03,016 --> 00:21:06,046
Mmm. Mmm-hmm.
Oh, good. Mm-hmm.
337
00:21:06,083 --> 00:21:08,223
Ha ha ha.
Come on, kids.
338
00:21:08,250 --> 00:21:12,270
You can help me
bring in the groceries.
339
00:21:14,483 --> 00:21:17,273
[Clicks tongue]
340
00:21:19,116 --> 00:21:23,016
Here's my end
of the deal.
341
00:21:38,433 --> 00:21:40,183
Past the vaulted door
342
00:21:40,216 --> 00:21:41,266
where impossible things
may happen
343
00:21:41,300 --> 00:21:43,480
that the world's
never seen before.
344
00:21:44,016 --> 00:21:47,476
♪ In Dexter's
laboratory ♪
345
00:21:48,016 --> 00:21:49,426
♪ lives
the smartest boy ♪
346
00:21:49,466 --> 00:21:51,416
♪ you've ever seen
347
00:21:51,450 --> 00:21:53,080
♪ but Dee Dee
348
00:21:53,116 --> 00:21:54,326
♪ blows his experiments
349
00:21:54,366 --> 00:21:57,126
♪ to smithereens
350
00:21:57,166 --> 00:21:59,266
♪ there is gloom and doom
351
00:21:59,300 --> 00:22:01,400
♪ while things go boom
352
00:22:01,433 --> 00:22:04,333
♪ in Dexter's lab
353
00:22:04,366 --> 00:22:07,096
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354
00:22:07,133 --> 00:22:10,153
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