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Captioning made possible by
Turner entertainment group
and U.S. department of education
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Oh! Why, yes,
I do have a big
test today.
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And, of course,
as every test-taker knows,
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there's one thing
you cannot do without.
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Why, it's no secret.
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A pencil.
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Anumber
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why, this baby
has done me right
all year.
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I would not be
caught dead in a test
without this!
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Boy: Force field,
force field.
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Force field,
force field.
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Hello, Douglas.
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I saved your usual seat
in the forward quadrant,
old buddy.
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Thanks, old buddy.
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So, mordecai,
are you fully prepared
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for the trigonaculus
test today?
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If by that you mean,
did I bringold lucky,
then maybe
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this
your question.
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[Dexter gasps]
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Dexter: Beautiful!
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Look at the size of it!
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It must have seen
a hundred tests!
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It's vintage 1990.
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Good year!
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[Laughing]
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Nice hat, geek.
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Har har!
Sticks and stones--
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look, Gwen.
Dexter has a purse.
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It is a manly backpack.
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And you can tell
by the official NASA patch.
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Eh, I think I'll
keep it anyhow.
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Go ahead. I have memorized
every paragraph of info
in those books
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in prep for the trig test.
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Hey, Becky.
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Don'tyou
that test today,
too?
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Why, yes,
I believe I do.
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Well, then,
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you'll need a...
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Number 2 pencil!
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Return that instrument!
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It belongs to me.
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Oh, yeah? Then come
and get it, shrimp.
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Gladly.
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[Yelling]
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Becky, catch.
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Oops!
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[Kids cheering]
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Jump! Jump! Jump!
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You go, Dexter!
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You can get it!
Jump!
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Careful of the instrument!
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[Kids mumbling]
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Kids: Oh, no!
The back of the bus!
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Just let it go,
Dexter. Maybe you
can use a pen.
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[Sighs defiantly]
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Kids: No, don't do it!
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Don't do it, Dexter.
It's not worth it.
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It's too close
tothe darkness.
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This is ridiculous.
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I am not scared
of some old
superstition.
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I am a man of science.
This is bogus.
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Boy, German accent:
Oh, no,
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it's true.
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[Chomp]
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I'll tell you
just what happened.
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Little Billy blumberg
was just horsing about
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and eating cookies. Mmm...
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Then bus hit a bump,
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and Billy spill
his hot cocoa.
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Mmm...
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[Screaming]
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Driver panic
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and almost hit
ice cream truck.
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Mmm...
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Angry driver send Billy
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to back of bus.
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And Billy, his screams
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melt with sound
of hungry monster.
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[Maniacal laughter]
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Girl: Nuh-uh,
that's not what happened.
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My mom knew Billy,
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and I know
what really happened.
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Girl, voice-over:
Little Billy
was a mean kid.
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Once he saw a cute spider,
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and he smushed it.
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With the spider's
last breath,
he called for help.
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Thousands of tiny spiders
came from nowhere
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and wrapped him in a web
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and dragged him off
to the back of the bus
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to lay him before
the giant spider queen.
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[Screaming]
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[Screaming]
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Hey.
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This fabrication is
totally unsubstantiated.
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I'll fill you in
on the real incident.
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There he was,
in the back of the bus,
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minding his own business,
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when an inter-dimensional
time lord opened a hole
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in the space-time continuum.
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Hi.
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[Gurgling noises]
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Little Billy held onto his seat
as long as he could,
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but a bipolar tachyon vortex
sucked him into a time egg.
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[Screaming]
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Oh, please!
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This is all superstition.
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None of this is proven.
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A simple scientific
investigation will solve this.
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[Roaring from back of bus]
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Gwen: What's the matter,
pipsqueak? You scared?
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This is ridiculous.
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I'm going in!
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Dexter's log.
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Various school supplies
seemed to be cocooned
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in this strange,
sticky pink goo.
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[Rumble]
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Aah!
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[Roaring]
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[Roaring]
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Aah!
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Here. You dropped this.
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Hey there, youngster.
Name's bill.
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You are little
Billy blumberg?
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Well, that's right,
little chap.
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Of course, no one calls me
"little" no more.
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Wha-what are you
doing back here?
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Ho ho! Heck, that happened
way back when I was
about your age.
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Oh, I just fell asleep
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with my chewing gum
in my mouth. It fell out,
stuck my hair to the chair.
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I struggled to get free,
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and my shoe flew off,
and it broke the light.
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Of course,
the more I struggled,
the more I got stuck.
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And I've been here
for 30 years.
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Huh?
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And how have you
been surviving
all these years?
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Well, I guess I was
pretty lucky
that my shoe flew off
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'cause then my toenails
could grow out,
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and then when scraps of food
would roll to the back,
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I could rake 'em in.
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I'll tell you,
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you kids eat
the worst junk.
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Mmm. Chocolate.
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So, did you come
to rescue me, big guy?
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Uh, yeah. I suppose
I could cut you free.
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With my laser pen.
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Oh, yeah.
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Feels good.
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Oh, I don't know
how I could
ever repay you.
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Kids,
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I'd like you
to meet little Billy.
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Hey, kiddos!
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Ooh!
Ooh!
Ooh!
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Dexter: And Billy,
I'd like you to meet
Becky and Gwen.
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Hi.
Hi.
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Billy: Pleased
to meet ya.
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Dexter: They're
the two, bill.
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Even?
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Even.
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Hey! No, wait!
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I never got
my pencil back!
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Pencil?
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You know, you raked
it in right before
I found you.
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Oh! Uh...That wasn't
a licorice stick?
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Licorice! Mmm.
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[Laughing]
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The justice friends!
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3 of earth's mightiest heroes!
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Joining forces under one roof
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to face the challenge
of everyday life!
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Starring...
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Major glory,
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val halen,
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and the infragible krunk
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in...
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Hey,
puppet pal clem.
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I just heard
a funny joke.
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Do you want
to hear it?
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Lay it on me,
puppet pal Mitch.
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Mitch: What do you get
when you cross a zebra
and a trench coat?
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Clem: Hey,
I do not know.
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What do you get
when you cross a zebra
and a trench coat?
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A bonk on the head.
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[Krunk laughing]
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I don't get it.
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Why, of course
you don't.
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You've gone dumb
from being bonked
on the head too much.
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Why, I'd be dumb, too,
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if I was bonked
on the head
as much as--
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[krunk laughing]
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Major glory! Val halen!
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Yes, krunk?
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On the TV,
puppet pal Mitch,
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he came up
to puppet pal clem,
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and guess what
he did!
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Oh, um, let me see...
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Oh, I know. Did he, um...
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Bonk him on the head?
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Yes. It was funny.
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I'll bet.
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Look, krunk. You've
been sitting there,
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watching that
TV puppet pals marathon
for the past4 days.
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Aren't you even
in the least bit tired?
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No.
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Well, val halen and I
have had enough.
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We're going out
to the roller rink.
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Again?
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But seriously, krunk.
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Try and get some sleep, hmm?
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Sleep, schmeep.
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Schmeep?
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Sheep!
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[Baa]
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One...
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[Snoring]
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Well, come on.
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Huh?
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The masters are waiting.
We're late as it is.
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You did remember
your toothbrush,
didn't you?
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Good. You won't
need it.
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Well, come on.
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Bonk, bonk, bonk.
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Duh, come in.
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Welcome, infragible krunk.
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Welcome to
the puppet pal palace.
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Krunk: Wow!
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Krunk: Wait.
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The puppet pal
palace, you mean?
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Bonk on the head!
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00:10:14,233 --> 00:10:15,153
Oh, boy!
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But how do krunk
get up there?
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Mitch: Up where?
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[Laughing]
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00:10:22,100 --> 00:10:24,150
But seriously,
krunk, welcome!
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Uh, krunk can't believe
it really you.
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In the fleece!
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Say, krunk,
would you like
to hear a joke?
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Would I!
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Ok.
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Hey,
puppet pal clem,
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can you guess
what day it is?
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Uh, is it
bonk day?
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Yes, it is.
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[Laughing]
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You liked
that one,
did you?
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[Laughing]
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Ok, krunk. It wasn't
that funny.
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[Deep laughter]
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Krunk!
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Relax!
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00:11:06,400 --> 00:11:10,230
Ok. But, hey.
Krunk want to be
a puppet pal, too.
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Ok. Whatever!
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Oh, boy!
Krunk love you guys!
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Mitch: Oh, krunk.
This is stupid.
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Krunk: It'll be funny.
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Hey,
puppet pal clem.
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Hey, puppet pal
Mitch.
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Oh, look! Here comes
our new bestest friend,
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puppet pal krunk.
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Clem & Mitch:
Hey, puppet pal krunk.
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Hey, puppet pal Mitch!
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Hey, puppet pal clem!
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Puppet pal clem,
do you mind
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if I put this golf ball
on your head?
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No. Go right ahead.
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Ok. Now,
I have a question,
puppet pal clem.
266
00:11:57,483 --> 00:12:00,083
What is 2 plus 2?
267
00:12:00,116 --> 00:12:02,426
Duh, is it
bonk on the head?
268
00:12:02,466 --> 00:12:05,116
No, it's...
269
00:12:05,150 --> 00:12:07,050
Fore!
270
00:12:07,083 --> 00:12:09,403
Oh, you see, krunk.
I told you this
was stupid.
271
00:12:09,433 --> 00:12:11,133
Wait!
272
00:12:12,416 --> 00:12:14,116
[Bonk]
273
00:12:15,350 --> 00:12:17,370
[Laughing]
274
00:12:17,400 --> 00:12:20,200
You think
that's funny?
275
00:12:20,233 --> 00:12:21,383
What's wrong with you?
276
00:12:21,416 --> 00:12:24,216
Can't you see how complicated
and contrived that joke was?
277
00:12:24,250 --> 00:12:27,450
And another thing.
Why am I using a golf club?
278
00:12:27,483 --> 00:12:30,083
I'm supposed to be using
my bonk stick.
279
00:12:30,116 --> 00:12:33,226
Bonk stick equals comedy.
Golf club equals not comedy.
280
00:12:33,266 --> 00:12:35,126
Being a puppet pal
is a serious bonkness.
281
00:12:35,166 --> 00:12:37,346
What do you think,
I just hop out of
my bonk bed,
282
00:12:37,383 --> 00:12:41,353
eat some bonkfast, and
then bonk clem on the
head all day? Well--
283
00:12:41,383 --> 00:12:43,373
major glory: Hey!
Quit bonking our friend!
284
00:12:43,400 --> 00:12:44,250
What?
285
00:12:44,283 --> 00:12:46,073
Our justice friend!
286
00:12:46,100 --> 00:12:48,470
Oh, no!
The justice puppets!
287
00:12:49,000 --> 00:12:50,480
Let's bonk 'em!
288
00:13:03,450 --> 00:13:05,130
Ok. Ok!
289
00:13:05,166 --> 00:13:08,166
Ok! We give up.
You win.
290
00:13:08,200 --> 00:13:13,330
Major glory!
Val halen!
Wait! Then who...
291
00:13:16,366 --> 00:13:18,346
What's going on here?
292
00:13:18,383 --> 00:13:22,403
Well, krunk, we thought
you were spending too
much time watching TV
293
00:13:22,433 --> 00:13:24,433
and not enough time
being a superhero,
294
00:13:24,466 --> 00:13:28,476
so we tried to turn you
against your so-called
funny friends.
295
00:13:29,016 --> 00:13:31,276
But you didn't,
'cause we came,
296
00:13:31,316 --> 00:13:34,016
we saw,
and we bonkered.
297
00:13:34,050 --> 00:13:37,080
And you call
yourselves
superheroes.
298
00:13:37,116 --> 00:13:38,126
You want a piece
of me, junior?
299
00:13:38,166 --> 00:13:41,316
You're bonking
up the wrong
tree, buddy.
300
00:13:41,350 --> 00:13:42,370
[Screaming]
301
00:13:42,400 --> 00:13:44,400
You both driving krunk
302
00:13:44,433 --> 00:13:46,173
bonkers!
303
00:13:47,066 --> 00:13:50,166
Ah, it was all a dream.
304
00:13:50,200 --> 00:13:51,130
[Zebra braying]
305
00:13:51,166 --> 00:13:53,366
I wouldn't say that.
306
00:13:53,400 --> 00:13:55,180
Aah!
307
00:13:55,216 --> 00:13:57,116
Hey, puppet pal clem.
308
00:13:57,150 --> 00:13:58,370
Yeah, puppet pal Mitch.
309
00:13:58,400 --> 00:14:02,270
Mitch: That's the last time
we stay up watching
310
00:14:02,300 --> 00:14:04,430
the 4-day
justice friends marathon.
311
00:14:04,466 --> 00:14:06,476
Clem: Mm-hmm.
You said it.
312
00:14:07,016 --> 00:14:08,426
Good night, puppet pal clem.
313
00:14:08,466 --> 00:14:10,466
Good night,
puppet pal Mitch.
314
00:14:11,000 --> 00:14:15,080
Puppet pal clem,
there's a spider in your bed!
315
00:14:15,116 --> 00:14:16,316
Bonk!
316
00:14:29,316 --> 00:14:30,396
Ah!
317
00:14:30,433 --> 00:14:34,383
Time now
for a nice sit.
318
00:14:38,050 --> 00:14:41,420
Hey! What do
I look like?
A chair?
319
00:14:41,450 --> 00:14:42,280
No.
320
00:14:42,316 --> 00:14:44,466
"I" looks like this.
321
00:15:03,000 --> 00:15:04,020
Summer camp.
322
00:15:04,050 --> 00:15:05,470
A grim time for every child,
323
00:15:06,000 --> 00:15:09,280
when in the midst
of the gleeful summer months,
324
00:15:09,316 --> 00:15:13,116
he is torn away
from his comfortable home,
325
00:15:13,150 --> 00:15:14,220
and forced into savagery.
326
00:15:14,250 --> 00:15:17,180
These poor souls
live in primitive hovels
327
00:15:17,216 --> 00:15:21,066
and struggle to maintain
even human decency.
328
00:15:21,100 --> 00:15:22,450
It is horror.
329
00:15:22,483 --> 00:15:25,183
What are you
so happy about,
Dexter?
330
00:15:25,216 --> 00:15:26,426
I thought
you hated camp.
331
00:15:26,466 --> 00:15:29,426
I do.
But I am not going
to regular camp.
332
00:15:29,466 --> 00:15:31,196
I am going
to a cool camp.
333
00:15:31,233 --> 00:15:36,003
Dexter, you wouldn't
know cool if it was
tattooed on your retina.
334
00:15:36,033 --> 00:15:37,103
First of all,
335
00:15:37,133 --> 00:15:39,323
I am surprised
you even know what
a retina is.
336
00:15:39,350 --> 00:15:43,300
Secondly, I'll bet
my camp turns out
cooler than yours.
337
00:15:43,333 --> 00:15:44,423
It's a deal!
338
00:15:44,450 --> 00:15:46,250
I don't know
how to tell you this,
339
00:15:46,283 --> 00:15:48,333
but I'm going
to space camp.
340
00:15:48,366 --> 00:15:51,026
Space? Been there,
done that.
341
00:15:51,066 --> 00:15:54,296
I am going to a fully
operational modern
agricultural environment,
342
00:15:54,333 --> 00:15:58,133
complete with a high-tech,
super cyber techno
highway gigabyte.
343
00:15:58,166 --> 00:16:00,426
Oh, yeah. A farm
with a tractor.
344
00:16:00,466 --> 00:16:02,316
They have more
than a tractor!
345
00:16:02,350 --> 00:16:03,250
Ooh!
346
00:16:03,283 --> 00:16:05,433
I think that's
my bus coming.
347
00:16:07,016 --> 00:16:08,396
Cool,
huh, Dexter?
348
00:16:08,433 --> 00:16:10,153
No.
349
00:16:13,433 --> 00:16:16,483
[Horse trotting]
350
00:16:17,016 --> 00:16:22,346
Kids' voices: Yeah! Farm camp!
351
00:16:22,383 --> 00:16:26,003
[Horse trotting]
352
00:16:33,083 --> 00:16:34,353
[Horse neighs]
353
00:16:35,400 --> 00:16:36,450
You Dexter?
354
00:16:36,483 --> 00:16:37,333
Yes.
355
00:16:37,366 --> 00:16:39,276
No time
to chat, son.
356
00:16:39,316 --> 00:16:40,246
Get in. Let's go.
357
00:16:40,283 --> 00:16:42,083
I am waiting
for the bus to camp.
358
00:16:42,116 --> 00:16:46,016
If you need directional
assistance, I will be
happy to help.
359
00:16:46,050 --> 00:16:47,400
Son, don't play games.
360
00:16:47,433 --> 00:16:50,233
Get in. We got
a long trip back.
361
00:16:50,266 --> 00:16:53,126
You meanthis
the bus to camp?
362
00:16:53,166 --> 00:16:54,326
Wouldn't you know it?
363
00:16:54,366 --> 00:16:55,476
[Sighs]
364
00:17:15,266 --> 00:17:17,096
Man: Wake up, little one.
365
00:17:17,133 --> 00:17:18,383
We're here.
366
00:17:18,416 --> 00:17:21,046
[Yawns]
367
00:17:21,083 --> 00:17:24,003
Finally. I could use
a bit of, uh,
368
00:17:24,033 --> 00:17:26,123
civilization?
369
00:17:26,150 --> 00:17:27,100
Man: Come on,
370
00:17:27,133 --> 00:17:29,453
let me introduce you
to the family.
371
00:17:29,483 --> 00:17:31,353
My name's Jebediah.
372
00:17:31,383 --> 00:17:34,373
This here's my very plain wife.
373
00:17:34,400 --> 00:17:37,030
I just call her wife.
374
00:17:37,066 --> 00:17:39,196
Down there's little Ezra
375
00:17:39,233 --> 00:17:42,223
and his sister--
they're the children--
376
00:17:42,250 --> 00:17:46,430
and our senior citizen,
good old grandma.
377
00:17:46,466 --> 00:17:48,016
She don't move much,
378
00:17:48,050 --> 00:17:51,200
but she makes one heck
of a scarecrow.
379
00:17:51,233 --> 00:17:52,223
Grandma: Caw!
380
00:17:52,250 --> 00:17:55,150
We strive for simplicity
here, Dexter.
381
00:17:55,183 --> 00:18:01,283
We do without all
those modern conveniences
you take for granted.
382
00:18:01,316 --> 00:18:03,466
Like neural net computers?
383
00:18:04,000 --> 00:18:05,420
Like plumbing.
384
00:18:06,083 --> 00:18:08,473
Just give our way
a chance, Dexter.
385
00:18:09,000 --> 00:18:12,270
You'll grow
to like it in time.
386
00:18:12,300 --> 00:18:14,020
We have.
387
00:18:18,100 --> 00:18:22,130
Welcome to space camp.
We know you'll
enjoy it here.
388
00:18:22,166 --> 00:18:24,116
Whee!
389
00:18:24,150 --> 00:18:26,200
Dee Dee: This is fun!
390
00:18:26,233 --> 00:18:27,373
Dexter: Day one,
391
00:18:27,400 --> 00:18:29,170
I have seen the wasteland.
392
00:18:29,200 --> 00:18:33,430
There is no technology here,
only brute force.
393
00:18:33,466 --> 00:18:35,276
But I have a plan.
394
00:18:35,316 --> 00:18:41,046
In a few days, I should
have everything I'll need
to show them the light.
395
00:18:41,083 --> 00:18:44,033
So, Dexter,
how do you
like it here?
396
00:18:44,066 --> 00:18:47,266
It's boring!
What do you
do for fun?
397
00:18:47,300 --> 00:18:50,120
Fun? What is
this fun?
398
00:18:50,150 --> 00:18:53,000
You know,
pleasurable
activity.
399
00:18:53,033 --> 00:18:56,183
Oh, that!
We have that!
400
00:18:56,216 --> 00:18:57,476
Come on!
401
00:18:58,016 --> 00:19:00,226
There she is!
402
00:19:03,066 --> 00:19:04,246
You can go first.
403
00:19:04,283 --> 00:19:06,103
Come on, Dexter.
Churn!
404
00:19:06,133 --> 00:19:11,003
It's, how do you say, fun!
Isn't that the best?
405
00:19:11,033 --> 00:19:12,173
[Grumbling]
406
00:19:12,200 --> 00:19:15,350
Dee Dee, this will test
your g-force tolerance.
407
00:19:15,383 --> 00:19:16,153
Whatever!
408
00:19:16,183 --> 00:19:19,223
Man: 3, 2, 1...
409
00:19:19,250 --> 00:19:21,430
Whoo!
410
00:19:21,466 --> 00:19:25,376
Marvelous. She's
magnifique.
Exquisite.
411
00:19:25,416 --> 00:19:28,426
Wife: Children,
supper time.
412
00:19:38,350 --> 00:19:42,400
[Chewing noisily]
413
00:19:45,350 --> 00:19:48,250
[Gulping]
414
00:19:49,333 --> 00:19:50,203
[Burp]
415
00:19:50,233 --> 00:19:53,103
Mmm! Now that's good eatin'.
416
00:19:53,133 --> 00:20:00,133
Yes, sir. Finger lickin' good.
417
00:20:02,183 --> 00:20:03,233
[Laughing nervously]
418
00:20:03,266 --> 00:20:05,326
Excuse me.
419
00:20:05,366 --> 00:20:08,316
I have gone 8 days
without science.
420
00:20:08,350 --> 00:20:12,350
I can feel my mind
slowly slipping away.
421
00:20:12,383 --> 00:20:14,303
But I must hold on,
422
00:20:14,333 --> 00:20:18,123
for the plan
is almost complete.
423
00:20:20,083 --> 00:20:23,133
Jebediah: Oh, my candle's
burned out.
424
00:20:23,166 --> 00:20:24,326
Hey, Jebediah!
425
00:20:24,366 --> 00:20:26,316
Aah!
426
00:20:26,350 --> 00:20:27,470
My eyes!
427
00:20:28,000 --> 00:20:30,470
Look! I made
a potato-powered light,
just for you!
428
00:20:31,000 --> 00:20:34,180
Evil! I'll be havin'
none of this!
429
00:20:34,216 --> 00:20:36,266
You must be punished!
430
00:20:37,266 --> 00:20:39,426
And it was evil,
I tell you.
431
00:20:39,466 --> 00:20:42,166
It glowed
an evil glow.
432
00:20:42,200 --> 00:20:43,370
He's a bad seed.
433
00:20:43,400 --> 00:20:45,320
He needs
to be punished.
434
00:20:45,350 --> 00:20:46,330
Wife: But how?
435
00:20:46,366 --> 00:20:49,216
Well, first
we heat up
some tar...
436
00:20:49,250 --> 00:20:50,470
Dexter, thinking:
Oh, Dexter,
437
00:20:51,000 --> 00:20:53,280
what have you
gotten yourself into?
438
00:20:53,316 --> 00:20:55,316
These people are going to,
439
00:20:55,350 --> 00:20:57,130
gulp, hurt you.
440
00:20:57,166 --> 00:20:59,446
And they're
in the middle of nowhere!
441
00:20:59,483 --> 00:21:03,183
I can only hope
for a miracle.
442
00:21:04,383 --> 00:21:05,283
Huh?
443
00:21:05,316 --> 00:21:07,026
Hi, Dexter!
444
00:21:07,066 --> 00:21:08,066
Dee Dee!
445
00:21:08,383 --> 00:21:11,023
She came
from the sky.
446
00:21:11,050 --> 00:21:12,270
It must be the...
447
00:21:12,300 --> 00:21:16,050
The magical crop fairy!
448
00:21:16,083 --> 00:21:18,203
Boy, am I glad
to see you!
449
00:21:18,233 --> 00:21:20,023
These people
are crazy!
450
00:21:20,050 --> 00:21:21,150
But they dress
so cool!
451
00:21:21,183 --> 00:21:26,083
The magical crop fairy
has given us her blessing.
452
00:21:26,116 --> 00:21:28,326
This calls for
a celebration.
453
00:21:28,366 --> 00:21:31,396
I'll say. I mean, caw!
454
00:21:31,433 --> 00:21:32,373
[Laughing]
455
00:21:32,400 --> 00:21:34,300
Dee Dee: Dexter!
You win the bet!
456
00:21:34,333 --> 00:21:36,253
Farm campis
way more fun!
457
00:21:36,283 --> 00:21:39,083
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458
00:21:39,116 --> 00:21:42,026
captioning performed by
the national captioning
institute, inc.
459
00:21:42,066 --> 00:21:43,146
Enter at
your own peril,
460
00:21:44,300 --> 00:21:46,470
where impossible
things may happen
461
00:21:47,000 --> 00:21:49,220
that the world's
never seen before.
462
00:21:49,250 --> 00:21:53,230
♪ In Dexter's
laboratory ♪
463
00:21:53,266 --> 00:21:55,066
♪ lives
the smartest boy ♪
464
00:21:55,100 --> 00:21:56,280
♪ you've ever seen
465
00:21:56,316 --> 00:21:59,366
♪ but Dee Dee blows
his experiments ♪
466
00:21:59,400 --> 00:22:02,130
♪ to smithereens
467
00:22:02,166 --> 00:22:04,276
♪ there is
gloom and doom ♪
468
00:22:04,316 --> 00:22:07,066
♪ while things
go boom ♪
469
00:22:07,100 --> 00:22:09,400
♪ in Dexter's lab
470
00:22:09,433 --> 00:22:15,223
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