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Ha ha ha ha!
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Oh, man, Dexter,
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I just can't
believe it.
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You,
of all people.
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Here, let me
read it again.
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Ok.
Now let's see--
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ahem.
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"It has come to our attention
that your son Dexter's
performance
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"is not in compliance with
the standards we have set forth
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"here at Huber elementary.
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"Therefore in order to alleviate
this potential problem
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we feel a parent-principal
conference is necessary
at this time."
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Wow, Dexter.
What'd you do?
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Dee Dee, it is not
so much what I did--
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it is what we are
not going to do.
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What?
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[Sighs]
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Whatever you do,
don't you tell mom!
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But why?
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Is that my two beautiful,
perfect children
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who can do no wrong?
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That's why.
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Hiya, mom!
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Hello, my Princess.
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And there he is--
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my little genius.
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And did you have
a good day at school?
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Oh, how silly of me--
of course you did.
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Every day is a good day
for my little genius,
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'cause you are the most
perfect, wonderful,
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fantastic,
and brilliant boy
who ever lived.
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Yes, you are, ha ha!
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Aw, shucks, mom--
rub it in, why don't you?
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[Bawling]
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And modest, too.
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Aah! What am
I gonna do?
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I know--tell me
what you did!
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What'd you do, what'd you do,
what'd you do?
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Dee Dee, will you
quit bugging me?
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I'm trying
to figure out
a sneaky way
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of having this parent-
principal conference
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without mom finding out!
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Fine. I won't bug you
anymore.
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But, Dexter,
if I was your mother,
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I would be very hurt
to know that
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my own son couldn't be
honest with me.
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[Sniff]
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That's it!
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Oh, Dee Dee--
[Kiss]
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Thank you,
thank you!
[Kiss kiss]
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So you're gonna
tell mom?
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Heck, no!
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You're gonna be
my mother!
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Whatcha talking about,
Dexter?
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I'm talking about...
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The molecular
makeover machine!
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This baby can change
the outer appearance
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of one organism--
oh, let's say, you--
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to the exact likeness
of another--
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such as mom.
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Well,
I won't do it.
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Ok. I guess you'll
never find out
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what I did, then.
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[Beeping]
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[Beeps]
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It's morphing time!
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[Whirring]
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Ooh...
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Ahh...
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Ooh...
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Aaah!
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[Dee Dee's voice]
Ooh...
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Oooohhh!
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Dexter: Dee Dee,
cut it out!
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We're gonna be late!
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Come on.
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Is that any way
to speak to your mother?
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Dexter! I want you to wash
your homework, feed the trash,
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take out your dinner,
clean Dee Dee's room,
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mow the carpet,
vacuum the grass,
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and water the cat.
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[Growl]
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Give us a kiss.
[Growl]
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Eww, gross!
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I don't wanna
kiss you!
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So, what's new?
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[Clock ticking]
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Ooh, busted! Ooh!
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Dexter: Dee Dee!
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Don't blow this.
Act like a mom.
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Oh, I love you
so much!
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Yes, I do!
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Let me pinch those
widdle cheekie-weekies!
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Cut it out!
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Woman: Dexter...
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The principal
will see you now.
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Dexter's in trouble!
Dexter's in trouble!
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Oh, Dexter is--
yes, Dexter is--
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I said,
Dexter is in trouble!
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Oh, Dexter is--
yes, Dexter is--
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I said,
Dexter is in trouble!
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Don't ask.
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Uh, first off,
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I'd like to thank you
both for coming.
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No problem, princy!
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Yes. Well, I suppose
you're wondering
why you're here.
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You bet!
What did he do?
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What did he do?
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Well, I was just
getting to that--
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so I-If you'd like
to take your seat--
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[sighs]
Ok.
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[Whispers]
Stop it.
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Stop what?
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That.
You mean this?
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Yes, that.
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Why?
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Because.
Because why?
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Because
I said so.
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Well, who are you?
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Your brother,
that's who!
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Um, I-I mean,
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sorry, mom.
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That's ok,
dorkster.
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I know you're
dumb.
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So where were--
aah!
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Candy!
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Oh, yes. Please...
Help yourself.
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[Gobbling]
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So...
As I was saying,
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we here at
Huber elementary
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take great pride in
our brightest students,
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like Dexter here--
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which brings me to why
I called you both here.
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It's seems that...
Well, Dexter's grades
are slipping.
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Now, ma'am, I know
this may be hard
for you to swallow,
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but...
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But...
[Sniff]
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But--Dexter got
an "a-minus" on
his last test.
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[Sobs]
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I'm sorry!
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That's it?
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An "a-minus?"That's
what you did wrong?
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Uh...
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You give me
a full body makeover
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all for a lousy
"a-minus?"
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Jeez, I thought
you stole the
school mascot
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or destroyed
the science lab!
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Hey!
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Or at least t.P.'D
his office!
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Hey!
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But, no! You got
a stupid "a-minus."
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Dork.
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Oh, my.
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Well,mom,
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I wouldn't have gotten
an "a-minus"
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if my stupid sister
would stop bugging me!
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Dee Dee is
not stupid!
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She's prettier,
taller, nicer,
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friendlier, happier,
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and way more popular
than you'll ever be!
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Plus your father and I
like her best, so--
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whaaaa!
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Oh!
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Eeeeyaaaah!
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Hooooooaahhh!
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Uh-oh.
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Wait...uh...
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Uh...stop? Please?
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Please!
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Stop!
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That's enough!
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Obviously this Dee Dee
is the root of a lot
of aggression
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between you two...
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Which is why I'd like
the 3 of you to talk to
the school counselor--
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let's say,
same time tomorrow?
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Thank you all
for coming.
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Really,
thank you.
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Now, Dee Dee,
tell me,
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how are you?
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How does
Dee Dee feel?
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[Dexter voice]
Duh, Dee Dee--duh--
feels dumb...
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Yeah, uh-huh, uh-huh.
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Dee Dee dumb!
Dee Dee dumb!
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Stop it, Dexter!
I am not dumb--
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I mean, you're
not dumb--
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well, yes, you--
Dexter is dumb...
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[Shouting]
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Yes, well,
I see.
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Dexter, how do
you
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[dog panting]
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[Woof]
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I see no problem
here. Do you?
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Nope. Want to go
get some lunch?
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Surely.
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[Shouting]
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