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Photos bring back so many memories.

Mm-hmm!

Hey, whenare school photos?

Together: Tomorrow.

Tomorrow?

Together: Tomorrow.

I just love photo day.

I always look so

but for Dexter, it's just a little bit different.

It's true. It's true.

It's true. I am a bad photo boy.

[Sobs]

I'm just ugly!

[Sobbing]

Ugly! Ugly!

Ugly!

Dee Dee: Ugly!

[Sobbing]

Dee Dee?

Hi, Dexter.

Ooh, what happened here?

I am afraid I am not handsome enough

for the school photo.

Dexter, you know you can't have--

um, uh--

you know you can't have, uh...

Dexter, what's inside here?

Brains?

Yeah, yeah, that's it--brains.

You can't have brains and be a model, too.

But Einstein modeled his khakis,

and he had brains.

Hmm.

But schmarky schmark modeled his khakis,

and he's abeefcake.

You are right. I am not a beefcake.

I am just a cupcake.

Hee hee hee!

What is so funny?

It's just that I wouldn't say "cupcake."

Then what would you say?

I would say you're more like a...

Strawberry shortcake!

[Teeth chattering]

Gee, Dexter,

you're really hung up on this.

I'm sorry.

I've got an idea!

Dee Dee: I think it's over here.

Maybe it's over here.

[Whispering] Psst! I found it.

It's a magazine!

A magazine, huh?

Not just any magazine--

eleventeen magazine!

This magazine has the dreamiest boys in the world.

You mean, like Einstein

and professor hawk?

Gee, I don't think so.

But it has...

Woo. Chad princely.

He's my favorite.

His favorite color's blue,

and he likes blond, blue-eyed girls.

My favorite color is blue.

[Sighing] Oh, Chad, marry me.

[Kiss kiss]

Dexter: What does he have that I don't?

It's not that Chad has something that you don't.

It's just-- just...His clothes.

That's right, his clothes.

All you need is a wardrobe makeover.

And with my help, you'll look great.

Voila!

It is just not me.

Ok, ok. Chin up, Dexter.

It's just the wrong outfit. Just wait right here.

It is not the clothes, Dee Dee.

It is me.

Dexter?

Dexter: With my newfound knowledge of attractive males

and my technical achievements at my fingertips,

I will be the most handsome boy

in the history of school photos!

[Computer beeps]

[Laughing sinisterly]

Computer, lower the test transformer module.

[Screaming]

Dexter: It worked. Heh heh.

It worked!

[Laughing sinisterly]

[Disco music playing]

[Screams]

[Screams]

[Screams]

[Screaming]

[Screams]

Well, once again, I look fa--

aah!

Hey, toots.

Dex, is that you?

Never touch my face.

It is fragile and beautiful.

So, out of my way, ugly commoner.

Excuse me while I immortalize my visage.

I am ready for my closeup, miss leibovitz.

Yes, yes. I am handsome, I know...

Which reminds me-- are you sure

you have the right equipment to capture my visage?

Hmm.

I thought that maybe we could use a few lights

and some reflection cards to accentuate my face.

Get out of here, you hag!

At last, lighting perfection.

Now to immortalize my face.

With the push of this button,

the world will soon see how handsome I am.

[Bubbling]

They're here! They're here!

What's here? What's here?

School photos!

Wow. Now, that's one for the book.

Now let's see Dexter's.

Ok.

Dexter, you closed your eyes.

Come on, honey. It's notthat

it's ok, dad. I know it's not good.

I was trying to be someone I'm not.

But now I know that if you just be yourself,

everything will be a-ok.

Not if you want to be popular.