Original subtitles

Dexter: At last!

With one final turn of this screw,

my greatest invention will be complete!

Steady, Dexter.

Steady!

[Dee Dee singing] ♪ on top of old smokey ♪

Bah! My concentration is ruined!

Computer, from whence comes that infernal racket?

Computer: Source of noise located.

♪ Well, courting's a pleasure ♪

Dee Dee!

♪ And parting is grief

I cannot complete my creation under such circumstances.

♪ And a false-hearted lover is worse ♪

[Blaring] ♪ than a thief

♪ on top of old smokey

Dee Dee!

♪ All covered with snow

♪ I lost my true lover

Dee Dee!

Dee Dee!

Dee Dee!

Ahem!

Oh.

What's with all the noise, Dexter?

Dee Dee, I am mere moments away from completing

my greatest invention to date,

and I cannot concentrate with all this noise.

[Whispering] So I will have to ask you to...

Cut out the dad-gum singing!

[Humming]

No-so! Pooh on you!

[Raspberry]

Why, Dee Dee? Why?

[Shouting] Because I'm going to try out

for the singing mynas choir at school,

and I need all the practice I can get!

♪ La la la la

you can say that again.

♪ 'Way down upon the swanee river ♪

♪ far, far away

♪ there's where my heart is turning ever ♪

Ha ha ha ha!

Dexter, your genius amazes even myself.

Dee Dee's singing is no match

for my super-elastic anti-acoustical bubblegum.

Sugar-free, of course.

Ha ha ha ha!

♪ ...the old plantation

♪ and for the old folks' home ♪

Computer: Target located.

Vectors set.

Trajectory set.

Calibrations locked.

Commence loading sequence.

Peace and quiet, here we come.

♪ Many happy days I squandered ♪

♪ many a song I sung

♪ when I was playing with my brother ♪

Now, to see my plan in action.

[Muffled singing]

It's working!

It's working!

♪ My mother

it's--

aah!

♪ ...and die

♪ one little hut among the bushes ♪

I must think of another way to stop Dee Dee's singing,

if you can even call it singing.

That's it!

I'll use my scientific genius to change Dee Dee's voice

from that of a wailing horn to a sultry siren.

Dexter, you're a genius!

Hiya, Dexter.

What you doing?

Thinking.

That's nice.

Say, Dee Dee, you want to make the choir, no?

♪ Y-e-s!

So why not let your wonderful brother help you?

♪ Why? My voice is beautiful ♪

But, uh, I can make it even better.

You won't even have to practice anymore.

♪ What do I have to do for this? ♪

Not a thing, my sweet sister.

Just follow me to my lab.

♪ O-k

Dee Dee!

You see, Dee Dee, by sending your voice

through the pipes of the organ,

where it is modified in pitch and tone,

and data is sent back to your vocal cords,

and presto! All of my singing problems--

er, your singing problems will be over.

Now, if you will just follow me over here.

♪ I helped

Dee Dee!

Now, if you will step up onto the platform,

we can proceed.

[Playing chords]

Dexter: Sing, Dee Dee. Sing.

♪ La la la la la

it's working! It's working!

[Lowering pitch] ♪ la

no! No! No! Stop! Stop! Stop!

Dee Dee, are you ok?

[Bass voice] Never better.

See?

Ah! Dee Dee, your voice is horrible.

We must reverse the effects.

Hold it, buster.

♪ With a voice like this, I'm a shoo-in ♪

Thanks, Dex.

♪ I'm off to my tryouts ♪

Dee Dee, come back!

[Girl singing] ♪ everywhere that Mary went

♪ Mary went

♪ Mary went

♪ everywhere that Mary went ♪

♪ that lamb was sure to go ♪

[Clapping]

Woman: Thank you, Lisa. That was marvelous.

Next up-- Dee Dee.

Don't be nervous, dear.

Go right ahead.

[Tuning note]

[Bass voice] ♪ nobody knows the trouble I seen ♪

[Gasping] Next.

[Low-pitched sobbing]

My voice is big and stupid.

Now I'll never sing in a choir.

[Sobbing]

♪ Hello

♪ hello

♪ hello

[barber shop quartet singing]

♪ Oh when the saints

♪ go marchin' in ♪ ♪ go marchin' in ♪

♪ oh, when the saints go marchin' in ♪

♪ saints go marchin' in ♪

♪ oh, yes, I want to be in that number ♪

♪ when the saints go marchin' in ♪

♪ saints go marchin' in ♪