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[Moaning]

Eh...

What's up, Dex?

Dee Dee?

That's right, Dexter.

And no matter where you go,

no matter where you sleep,

no matter what you eat, I will be there,

like a stealth ninja polar bear,

waiting to pounce on its next unsuspecting victim,

for I am...

Dee Dee, snowball warrior!

[Laughing]

Oh, another winter of discontent.

First base.

You said it, brother.

Second base.

Third base.

Home...

I'm safe!

You're out!

[Ringing]

Ah, what a fine--

Dee Dee: Ha ha! Got ya!

Dad!

Yes?

I'd like to talk to you

about the aggressive behavioral patterns of your daughter.

I know I shouldn't fight back,

being that she is my sister, a girl, and the neighborhood champ,

but could you please tell Dee Dee

to stop pummeling me with snowballs?

Did you say...

Snowballs?

Uh, yeah.

They called me champ,

back when I had...

The gift.

I was a natural from day one.

[Crying]

As I grew, so did my skills.

Ow!

In high school, I was untouchable.

Hey, grow up, man!

They were just jealous,

jealous of my powers,

for I was a king,

a force of nature!

I was the ultimate snowball warrior!

Then I went to college.

I was never the same again!

No!

That was the coldest winter...

Ever.

But that's where you come in.

You can help me reclaim my title!

Wh-wh-why not just l-let Dee Dee do it?

No! Her powers are evil.

Only as father and son

can we truly carry on the legacy.

Let the training begin!

No.

No!

No! Dexter, 5 words:

Scoop, roll, throw, hit, duck.

Good job, son.

You're ready.

Boy, I hope I don't get hit with a snowball

while stupidly standing here all alone in the yard.

Sure is quiet, though...

Without...

Dee Dee!

Um...uh...uh...

Duck!

Scoop! Roll! Throw!

Hit!

No-o-o!

Atta boy, Dexter!

Hey, good job, Dexter. You finally hit me.

Thanks.

What's this?

Dexter, what do you think you're doing? Finish her!

Oh, no.

Dexter, you must reclaim my throne by defeating the enemy!

The enemy?

Your sister!

Don't you see, Dexter?

You inherit your snowball fighting genes from me,

whereas your sister received hers from...

From...

The only one ever to defeat me!

Both: You mean...

Yes!

Dexter and Dee Dee: Mom!

Put the snowball down, dear.

I don't wanna.

Wow, mom! If you beat dad,

you must be the bestest snowball warrior ever!

Oh, no! We were just kids in college...

One day I tossed a snowball at him.

Aah!

He took it really hard.

Oh, the pain.

Relax, dear.

Gosh, dad. You went crazy for all these years

just because mom threw a snowball at you?

Sounds kind of silly, doesn't it?

It does? Itdo

I'm sorry, honey.

[Laughing]

[Laughing]

Yeah, that's just as silly

as Dexter having a secret laboratory in his bedroom!

What? What?

Nothing, nothing.