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Previously on Three Moons... If one full
moon is romantic, three full moons have
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to be phantasmagorical. If I agree, do
we make out?
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Is it the moons, Max, or is it you?
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You like her, then? Yeah, but not
necessarily in that way. More like a
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You're so beautiful.
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It's the moons. I mean it.
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My son is in high school, and he's 16
years old.
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What difference does it make? Shouldn't
we do what makes us happy?
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Sure as the moon.
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Sure as the moon.
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How's business, Gerhard?
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Fair. I'll give you $100 to play
Hyacinth Rag.
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Don't know it.
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$200 for the Prelude to God or Dameron.
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Sorry. Okay, here's $5 for Lady of
Spain.
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Two scoops of vanilla on it.
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Put two on a plate. You want three, I
need a bowl.
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Better get the bowl.
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Oh, do you have anything smaller than a
hundred? Keep it.
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Can you do a headstand?
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I could five years ago.
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Okay, here's the deal.
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You do a headstand for ten seconds, and
I'll give you three hundred dollars.
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Sorry. Four hundred. This is dumb.
You're kidding, right?
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Five hundred.
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But you gotta touch your nose with your
left hand when you do it.
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Okay. Going.
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Going. Okay, okay.
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All right.
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Can I do it on the carpet, though?
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Why not?
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Touch and own.
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Three moons thing?
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It feels great.
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Hey, Dad.
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Hey, pretty lady.
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Oh, you sold eight.
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That's good. Only one and a half million
to go.
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Hey, you want to buy a chocolate bar to
support the school?
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How much money do you need to rebuild
that school your daughter put a match
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As of today, $3 ,999 ,472.
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Damn, I'm a little short. Oh, well.
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But I saw that movie with Robert
Redford.
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Repaid that gal a million dollars to
sleep with her.
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So here's the deal.
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I'll give a million dollars for the
school fund to spend a night of bliss
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you. What do you say?
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Thanks, but no thanks.
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Come on, I just paid a man $500 to do a
headstand. That ought to give me some
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credibility. She was getting paid a
million dollars to sleep with Robert
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Redford. You're absolutely right.
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Two million, that's my final offer. Can
you guys just wait until I'm 15 seconds
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out the door before you all start
chuckling about this?
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I mean it for the school.
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I'll write the check.
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You're no Robert Redford.
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If the sky is falling,
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I'm living for today.
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I'm living for today.
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Together again.
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By completing some magic circle of time.
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That feels good.
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You were so good for me.
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Do you know, with you, I feel like I'm
finally getting to be a grown -up.
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Well, that's good.
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Do you know, since last time we did
this, I learned to make French toast.
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And you have not seen the best of me
until you've tasted my French toast.
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I put vanilla in the eggs.
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I need
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to
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go next door and borrow a snack. But you
can stay here and think of ways to
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thank me.
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Jonah? Hi, Mom.
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Oh, my God, Jonah.
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Oh, look at you.
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I don't believe it. What about school?
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I left.
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What do you mean you left? I thought you
had to have permission to leave.
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Well, it doesn't matter. I'm just so
happy to see you. How did you get here?
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You didn't hitch, did you?
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Hi.
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Hi.
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I'm Jonah.
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Hi, I'm Mac.
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This is Mac.
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He's an old friend from...
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high school, believe it or not.
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And this is my wonderful, wonderful son.
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Visiting from Wyoming from school.
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Utah, actually.
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Wow, your son.
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Well, it's nice to meet you, Jonah.
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You going to be here for a while?
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Oh, I don't know. I'm just passing
through right now.
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I really got to get to the office.
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I'll leave you two.
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Bye. It's nice to meet you. Bye.
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I can't believe you ran away.
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You sent me all those letters telling me
how great it was.
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Mom, they made me write those.
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Your father spent a fortune sending you
there.
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I didn't have to go there.
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I mean, it was basically a jail for
brats, you know? It was never anything
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those kids.
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He was supposed to be helping you with
your self -discipline.
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I got that under control myself.
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I missed you.
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For what it's worth, I didn't want him
to send you there. He didn't ask me.
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It's okay, Mom.
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I gotta get ready for work.
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I got a job as a waitress. I hope that
doesn't embarrass you. No.
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So, uh, who's that guy, Mac?
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Yeah, he's very special.
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You'll like him, really. He doesn't have
any tattoos. He drinks one beer and no
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more. And he's a lawyer.
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How do I look?
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Fine. You always look pretty.
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You're so sweet.
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You can come with me if you want.
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Maybe. Well, you can come later.
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I love you.
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Do you know who Walt Deakins is?
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Yeah, he's got a contracting company
that does some road paving for the
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Why? He said that if I slept with him,
he'd give the school fund two million
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dollars.
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Wow.
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I thought the top rate was a million.
You must be something.
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He paid Ted $500 to stand on his head.
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Why would he do that?
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Albert McIntyre, attorney.
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Today?
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Um, yes, I think so.
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Hold on a minute.
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It's Martha Deakins wants to come in
today.
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Those are really cute shoes.
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Ferragamo? Tards, actually. From another
lifetime.
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I'm Martha Deacon.
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I have an appointment.
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It all started when he brought him sushi
from some business luncheon. I don't
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really like the idea of raw fish.
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And he wanted me to try it. I said no.
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He said, I'll give you $100.
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I said no.
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He said $200.
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Anyway, I ate some for $300.
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And?
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I didn't really like it.
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But he got some weird kind of kick out
of the whole thing.
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And that night in bed... He wanted to
pay $1 ,000 if I would just dress up.
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Well, you get the picture.
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That's a new thing with him?
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Oh, he's always been a practical joker,
but it's always been things like
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birthday candles that you can't blow
out, that sort of thing.
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Anyway, the next morning, I wake up.
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He's out in the garden with a leaf
blower and a blue bandana over his face,
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he has offered to give the gardener a
check for $20 ,000 for his old beat -up
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pickup truck and all his gardening
equipment. And when I ask him why, he
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always wanted to feel what that was
like, too.
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People have been fulfilling fantasies a
lot since the moon.
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He called up Jessica Simpson's record
company and said that he would pay $50
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,000 if she would sing I'm a Little
Teacup and put it on a CD for the car.
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All right.
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I'm all in favor of people indulging
their fantasies in times of stress, but
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this has got to stop. I need you to stop
him. I'm going to be broke in a month.
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I mean, what's next? He's going to pay
Tiger Woods a million dollars to teach
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him how to play golf?
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Yeah, who knows what's next?
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What do you want me to do about it? Some
kind of a restraining order?
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On what grounds?
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Well, that he's crazy.
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Well, what is the standard for
craziness, anyway?
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Well, you petition the court, judge sets
a hearing, appoints a shrink.
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People listen, shrink ways in. Judge
says wacko or not wacko. Well, he is
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Wacko is a technical legal term. Only a
judge can decide that. You need a judge
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to decide if a guy who wants to give up
everything he owns for a roll in the hay
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is crazy?
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What, you don't think you're worth it?
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Well, it is starting to look kind of
attractive to me. Hey, if the guy paid
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$2 million to sleep with him, I'd have
to give it some thought.
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Can I ask you something seriously?
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If I said yes, do you think he would?
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Hypothetically? Hypothetically.
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I think he's divesting.
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You know, he wants to get rid of all his
money before a moon comes down, and
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he's looking for clever and unusual ways
to do it. He could just buy things.
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Then he'd just have a bunch of things.
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He wants to get free.
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So he would.
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As a hypothetical, yes.
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Do you think he's crazy?
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I think his wife has a reason to be
concerned.
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It's Judge Frost.
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I'm going to ask him to freeze while
Pat's at, so in a minute, it may be too
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late to collect your two million. I want
to rethink it.
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I'm waiting for a better offer.
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Last chance.
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This is our booth.
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Really? I guess I might put that on your
plaque.
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Eject. Kurt, don't be such a turdoid. We
can sit anywhere.
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Hi.
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Lydia.
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This is my son, Jonah.
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Jonah, this is... Lydia.
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Right.
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This is... Luigi.
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Luigi Parandello.
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Kurt.
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Jonah just got into town this morning.
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Oh, from where?
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Utah.
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I'll get you guys some menus and you
guys get acquainted.
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So, what are you?
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Mormon? No.
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Are you?
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No.
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Well, would it bother you if I was?
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No, you can be whatever you want.
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Did you just turn off your girlfriend?
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I'm not his girlfriend.
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Yeah, she's my concubine.
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I'm not your concubine.
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So that's your mom, huh?
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Cool.
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She forgot her menus.
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Okay, well, uh, see you later, Lydia,
Kurt, or Luigi, or whatever.
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You get, like, a D-, and walk a wagon.
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What are you doing?
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Oh, I'm hooking up a scanner.
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It goes in the USB port.
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All right, then. Oh, thank you.
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See, that's the sort of thing only a
sane man would know.
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Did you mean it when you said you would
pay $2 million to sleep with me? See,
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that's the beauty of it.
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You'd never say yes for yourself. It's
for the school. The school your daughter
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burned down.
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I know how you feel.
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How do I feel?
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Like you want to make things right for
your daughter's sake, for yours.
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So you're serious?
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I brought my checkbook.
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I'll have to wait a couple days for the
check to clear, though, but I've never
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not paid in the debt.
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Been in business 35 years. You can check
at the bank.
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Yeah, but have you ever paid a woman to
sleep with you before?
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I have never been unfaithful to Martha.
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That's the truth.
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What difference does it make?
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We're all going to die anyway.
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So why do this?
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Because I'm really, really pissed at
life.
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But I want to do good. It's a duality
thing.
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You are so full of crap.
253
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You're full of crap.
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Okay, big boy, get out your checkbook.
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What? Right here, right now. Two million
dollars. Put up or shut up.
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Where? On the desk. On the sofa.
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It's your money, big spender. You tell
me.
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You think I won't. I'm here to see you
prove it.
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You think I don't have the money?
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Not the money I'm worried about.
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What's the matter?
262
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You need to take a little pill before we
get started?
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School can have it. Two million dollars.
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You don't have to do a thing. I mean it.
What do you think I am, some kind of a
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dirty old man? You don't even have to
give me a peck on the cheek. I'll write
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the check. I'm doing it because I want
to.
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Who'd I make it out to?
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Um, the steering committee to rebuild...
Hi.
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Hi, Lydia.
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Mom, it's our next -door neighbor,
Claire.
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Hi.
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I need carrot sticks.
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Hi.
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Can we talk?
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I don't know.
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This whole thing is humiliating for me
on so many levels. I can imagine.
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I just wanted to try and set it
straight.
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But... Hey.
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And, Mom, what happened was my fault,
not hers.
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I made up a fake name. I told her I was
in college so she would think I was
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older.
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So what is this? The truth is that I
have a computational knot.
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A knot?
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I'm totally stuck on this gnarly
multivariable analysis, and, frankly,
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best people in my department took off
after the moons, and there isn't a
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brain there to run this stuff by. So you
want Alex, like, for a homework date?
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He is right next door, and I'm desperate
to talk equations.
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What happened was a stupid
misunderstanding.
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She wants you for your math.
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Hi. Can I have a coffee? Sure.
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Here you go. Thanks.
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Hi.
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Hey.
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I'm so sorry about Gert. He can be a
little, I don't know.
295
00:16:15,680 --> 00:16:17,180
Reactive? Overreactive.
296
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No worries, I'm cool with it.
297
00:16:20,180 --> 00:16:21,340
So, you into the occult?
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Wicca.
299
00:16:23,260 --> 00:16:24,260
It's a girl thing.
300
00:16:24,420 --> 00:16:26,700
I have my broomstick parked outside. Oh,
it's cool.
301
00:16:27,140 --> 00:16:28,480
I've read some Alistair Crowley.
302
00:16:28,980 --> 00:16:30,440
I mean, I'm not an expert or anything.
303
00:16:31,160 --> 00:16:34,060
So, chatting with friends from Utah?
304
00:16:34,460 --> 00:16:35,620
Oh, they're local, actually.
305
00:16:35,960 --> 00:16:37,900
You know, just... Hooking up with some
people.
306
00:16:38,100 --> 00:16:39,680
There's a get -together on Saturday
afternoon.
307
00:16:40,000 --> 00:16:44,220
I think it's 43 Laurel Avenue. It's
right at the corner of Wilmot.
308
00:16:44,840 --> 00:16:45,840
You know where that is?
309
00:16:45,980 --> 00:16:47,140
Yeah. Good.
310
00:16:47,580 --> 00:16:49,120
You can show me. Who's going to be
there?
311
00:16:49,440 --> 00:16:51,840
Oh, you know, just kind of a variety of
people. Should be pretty laid back.
312
00:16:53,340 --> 00:16:54,780
You can bring your boyfriend if you
want.
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He's not.
314
00:16:55,900 --> 00:16:57,500
Um, he's not my boyfriend.
315
00:16:58,860 --> 00:16:59,860
Either way.
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Just a couple of days ago, you kept
talking about how loony he was.
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00:17:05,880 --> 00:17:09,260
Now that the school gets the money, it
was just a bad case of postulant or
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stress? I never said he was legally
crazy. I was just saying I thought he
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odd. Odd?
320
00:17:13,900 --> 00:17:15,740
I don't remember the word odd being
used.
321
00:17:16,400 --> 00:17:17,819
Crazy and wacko, I remember.
322
00:17:19,339 --> 00:17:20,599
Can I ask you something? What?
323
00:17:21,480 --> 00:17:22,800
Nothing happened between you two, right?
324
00:17:23,020 --> 00:17:23,899
What are you talking about?
325
00:17:23,900 --> 00:17:28,640
I mean... Oh, forget it. Are you asking
if I slept with him for the two million?
326
00:17:28,860 --> 00:17:30,000
Nope, nope, never mind.
327
00:17:30,580 --> 00:17:32,560
So let me ask you, did you ever sleep
with anyone for money?
328
00:17:32,880 --> 00:17:33,609
You're right.
329
00:17:33,610 --> 00:17:34,189
You're right.
330
00:17:34,190 --> 00:17:36,430
I'm interested in all those things about
you. I never asked you about Miss
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November 1993.
332
00:17:38,490 --> 00:17:41,690
I'm sorry I asked. I mean, if you and
the walking halter top want to do it on
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the steps of the town hall, what
business is it of mine?
334
00:17:44,170 --> 00:17:46,070
What does me and Sarah always have to do
with any of this? Nothing.
335
00:17:52,730 --> 00:17:56,810
Oh, we could test that all the
regression coefficients of the exogenous
336
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variables are zero.
337
00:17:58,010 --> 00:17:59,010
Yeah, that's a start.
338
00:17:59,270 --> 00:18:02,470
You have to cluster the sample, or else
your variance estimates will be too low.
339
00:18:03,030 --> 00:18:04,570
Okay, I get it.
340
00:18:08,030 --> 00:18:09,670
When I keep coming up.
341
00:18:33,580 --> 00:18:34,580
Yep. Thank you.
342
00:18:38,380 --> 00:18:39,380
Okay.
343
00:18:44,820 --> 00:18:47,580
I'm just asking you to think about the
good that money could be doing.
344
00:18:47,800 --> 00:18:49,760
The whole point was to humiliate people.
345
00:18:50,160 --> 00:18:51,380
Please be careful with that.
346
00:18:51,940 --> 00:18:55,000
I know it doesn't look it, but that's a
very valuable piece of sculpture that
347
00:18:55,000 --> 00:18:58,300
was commissioned for us. It was the only
deed that sculpture would do in a
348
00:18:58,300 --> 00:18:59,300
series of 26.
349
00:18:59,540 --> 00:19:00,540
Hey, is that support?
350
00:19:00,920 --> 00:19:01,920
Over there.
351
00:19:02,730 --> 00:19:05,950
The gardener hit one of the supports
with his tractor the other day. It
352
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,600 pounds.
353
00:19:07,350 --> 00:19:11,970
So why would he give you money without
humiliating you? I'm his wife. He'd
354
00:19:11,970 --> 00:19:15,550
do that for me. I don't think it would
be very good for Walt to be judged and
355
00:19:15,550 --> 00:19:20,210
fined. The other day, he had the pool
man doing splits and eating caterpillars
356
00:19:20,210 --> 00:19:21,210
for $100 bills.
357
00:19:21,790 --> 00:19:25,530
Anyway, I don't really think I need to
be taking your advice, if you know what
358
00:19:25,530 --> 00:19:26,670
mean. There were no strings.
359
00:19:27,710 --> 00:19:29,770
Walt gave the money because he believed
in the school.
360
00:19:30,030 --> 00:19:31,690
Now, even if that was true...
361
00:19:41,130 --> 00:19:44,230
Two million dollars? That's almost all
that there is. That's the bank account,
362
00:19:44,350 --> 00:19:47,010
the retirement account. There's no
equity in this house since the drop in
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estate. Well, I just wanted to do
something good.
364
00:19:50,370 --> 00:19:55,890
Before, you know... Let him do something
good for his family, you know? Hey,
365
00:19:56,130 --> 00:19:58,590
your mom's going to be mad when she gets
home from shopping. She's not going to
366
00:19:58,590 --> 00:19:59,590
give you any more presents.
367
00:20:02,130 --> 00:20:03,130
My life.
368
00:20:05,150 --> 00:20:06,630
Hey, do you want to go to the movie
tomorrow night?
369
00:20:07,370 --> 00:20:09,510
They're showing the whole Matrix trilogy
at the Deerfield Vista.
370
00:20:11,210 --> 00:20:15,370
That sounds great, but I already told
Jonah I might go to this thing.
371
00:20:16,570 --> 00:20:17,570
What thing?
372
00:20:17,910 --> 00:20:19,370
It's a party or something.
373
00:20:19,850 --> 00:20:21,290
Yeah, a party of two.
374
00:20:21,690 --> 00:20:24,790
A whole bunch of people at this kid
Mitch's house.
375
00:20:25,050 --> 00:20:26,850
That yellow house on the road.
376
00:20:27,070 --> 00:20:28,230
Well, I gotta hand it to him.
377
00:20:28,610 --> 00:20:32,230
Kid moves fast, doesn't he? Come on, you
guys just got off on the wrong foot.
378
00:20:32,430 --> 00:20:34,390
Look, I'm just saying, be careful.
379
00:20:34,750 --> 00:20:38,210
He seems all chill on the outside, but
that guy has got the eyes of a date
380
00:20:38,210 --> 00:20:39,810
rapist. You dork.
381
00:20:40,320 --> 00:20:41,320
You don't even deserve this.
382
00:20:45,100 --> 00:20:48,340
If he is crazy, do you really think the
school should get that money? Yes.
383
00:20:48,840 --> 00:20:49,779
Just yet?
384
00:20:49,780 --> 00:20:52,760
I think the money should go away just as
good. Kind of a Robin Hood theory.
385
00:20:53,080 --> 00:20:56,660
And I don't think he is crazy or wacko
or anything else. I really don't.
386
00:20:57,620 --> 00:20:59,500
You know you're entitled to counsel, Mr.
Deacon.
387
00:21:00,460 --> 00:21:01,459
This is fine.
388
00:21:01,460 --> 00:21:03,620
Are you sure? You don't want to get
yourself a lawyer.
389
00:21:03,880 --> 00:21:05,480
Do you work for Mr. McIntyre?
390
00:21:05,900 --> 00:21:09,340
I'm just concerned... I don't need a
lawyer. I'm perfectly sane. I don't need
391
00:21:09,340 --> 00:21:10,340
pay anybody to prove that.
392
00:21:10,780 --> 00:21:12,700
Mr. McIntyre is going to ask you some
questions.
393
00:21:13,100 --> 00:21:16,060
Dr. Rappaport and I are going to listen,
and the court report is going to take
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00:21:16,060 --> 00:21:16,619
it down.
395
00:21:16,620 --> 00:21:17,620
You okay with that?
396
00:21:17,900 --> 00:21:19,180
No problemo, Your Honor.
397
00:21:21,460 --> 00:21:22,920
How are you feeling, Mr. Deakins?
398
00:21:23,420 --> 00:21:24,419
I feel good.
399
00:21:24,420 --> 00:21:25,460
You ever have any headaches?
400
00:21:26,980 --> 00:21:28,400
Sometimes. Bad ones?
401
00:21:29,300 --> 00:21:30,760
I don't know. Middling, I guess.
402
00:21:31,340 --> 00:21:32,420
You take any medications?
403
00:21:33,320 --> 00:21:34,960
I take something for my cholesterol.
404
00:21:35,830 --> 00:21:38,010
Anyway, I take that, the occasional
laxative.
405
00:21:38,250 --> 00:21:41,630
No antidepressants, antipsychotics, no
mood -altering drugs?
406
00:21:41,930 --> 00:21:44,530
No, sir. So why do you want to get rid
of all your money?
407
00:21:44,990 --> 00:21:46,490
I think it's a pleasure I never had.
408
00:21:46,930 --> 00:21:48,010
Thought I'd give it a try.
409
00:21:48,290 --> 00:21:49,290
Does it feel good?
410
00:21:49,370 --> 00:21:51,910
So far, it's not as easy to do as I
thought.
411
00:21:52,270 --> 00:21:53,830
You have a family, Mr. Deakins?
412
00:21:54,130 --> 00:21:56,650
Got a wife, two daughters, a couple of
grandchildren.
413
00:21:57,190 --> 00:21:58,410
You worry about your family?
414
00:21:58,690 --> 00:21:59,689
All the time.
415
00:21:59,690 --> 00:22:02,490
I mean, do you worry about what they'll
do if you give away all their money?
416
00:22:03,690 --> 00:22:04,690
They won't die.
417
00:22:05,080 --> 00:22:06,380
Not from having the money shut off.
418
00:22:06,720 --> 00:22:09,960
You can die from lack of water. You can
die from a moon hitting the earth.
419
00:22:10,480 --> 00:22:13,720
That's true. Truth is, we were probably
all happier when we had less.
420
00:22:14,700 --> 00:22:15,820
So you think they're spoiled?
421
00:22:16,380 --> 00:22:17,380
Maybe.
422
00:22:17,580 --> 00:22:18,840
Guess that'd be my fault, huh?
423
00:22:19,300 --> 00:22:21,160
Why'd you make people do all those crazy
things?
424
00:22:21,660 --> 00:22:24,880
Standing on their head. I mean, that's
the basic purpose of money, as far as I
425
00:22:24,880 --> 00:22:27,100
can tell. Make people do things they
wouldn't do otherwise.
426
00:22:27,480 --> 00:22:30,400
Other than trying to be mean -spirited.
Trying to do the opposite.
427
00:22:30,820 --> 00:22:31,940
Have a little final fun.
428
00:22:32,680 --> 00:22:35,100
I mean, what do people want me to do,
buy Cadillacs?
429
00:22:35,320 --> 00:22:37,780
Did you offer $2 million for the school
fund?
430
00:22:38,000 --> 00:22:40,660
Uh, Your Honor, can I have a word with
Mr. McIntyre?
431
00:22:42,600 --> 00:22:44,900
I don't see why this has to be the right
time.
432
00:22:45,180 --> 00:22:47,420
The record is sealed. It's completely
private.
433
00:22:47,680 --> 00:22:49,060
You don't know.
434
00:22:50,920 --> 00:22:57,740
Did you offer $2 million for the school
fund if Miss
435
00:22:57,740 --> 00:22:58,740
Davis here slept with you?
436
00:22:59,000 --> 00:23:00,800
Sleeping wasn't exactly what I had in
mind.
437
00:23:02,490 --> 00:23:03,490
I'm sorry, man.
438
00:23:03,790 --> 00:23:04,790
It's all right.
439
00:23:05,390 --> 00:23:06,390
Were you sincere?
440
00:23:06,530 --> 00:23:08,970
Never more. Even if it made paupers out
of your family?
441
00:23:09,530 --> 00:23:11,910
Paupers? Makes it sound like David
Copperfield.
442
00:23:12,670 --> 00:23:16,010
No, he didn't have to sleep with me for
the money. I gave it on my own free
443
00:23:16,010 --> 00:23:18,870
will. I want the school fund to have the
money. Maybe they can put my name on a
444
00:23:18,870 --> 00:23:19,870
gym or something.
445
00:23:20,230 --> 00:23:23,350
Well, hell, that doesn't sound insane to
me. I know this started out kind of
446
00:23:23,350 --> 00:23:26,470
creepy. But deep down, I was trying to
do good.
447
00:23:26,690 --> 00:23:28,790
You know, trying to adjust to everything
that's happening.
448
00:23:28,990 --> 00:23:30,370
Trying to be giving and good.
449
00:23:31,530 --> 00:23:33,630
I feel better now. I feel better about
myself.
450
00:23:34,110 --> 00:23:37,010
I think we're all glad to hear that.
Giving is blessing.
451
00:23:37,210 --> 00:23:38,189
We all agree.
452
00:23:38,190 --> 00:23:39,350
What would Jesus do?
453
00:23:39,590 --> 00:23:40,590
Exactly.
454
00:23:46,190 --> 00:23:47,690
Can I borrow your iPod?
455
00:23:50,310 --> 00:23:51,970
Dude, come on.
456
00:23:55,070 --> 00:23:57,090
That was you and Claire.
457
00:23:57,310 --> 00:23:58,310
Look it back.
458
00:24:01,620 --> 00:24:02,920
Wow, that's her bedroom.
459
00:24:03,240 --> 00:24:04,880
Yeah, her wireless doesn't reach
downstairs.
460
00:24:05,660 --> 00:24:07,580
You were there for her wireless, right?
461
00:24:08,000 --> 00:24:09,000
Shut up.
462
00:24:09,240 --> 00:24:11,700
And you can watch her whenever.
463
00:24:12,180 --> 00:24:14,960
No, I wouldn't do that. She just needed
help on some work thing.
464
00:24:15,340 --> 00:24:16,600
And did Mom say it was okay?
465
00:24:18,100 --> 00:24:20,040
Don't tell her. You can keep the iPod
for an extra night. Great.
466
00:24:20,240 --> 00:24:21,240
Fine.
467
00:24:21,580 --> 00:24:23,840
There's a little... There's a little
blingy thing on the side screen.
468
00:24:24,280 --> 00:24:27,980
Oh, crap. I forgot to turn it off. Oh,
my God. Is that happening right now?
469
00:24:28,240 --> 00:24:29,340
No. No.
470
00:24:30,760 --> 00:24:31,760
It was an accident.
471
00:24:31,820 --> 00:24:34,580
Whatever, I'll give you and your virtual
girlfriend some privacy.
472
00:25:00,400 --> 00:25:02,000
It's the first half of 1995.
473
00:25:02,880 --> 00:25:07,760
It's all your court documents. Scan into
files and reference them, that thing.
474
00:25:09,100 --> 00:25:10,100
That's a miracle.
475
00:25:13,180 --> 00:25:15,040
I'm sorry we had to square off in court.
476
00:25:15,260 --> 00:25:18,180
I know how much the school means to me.
You don't have to apologize.
477
00:25:18,640 --> 00:25:20,200
I'm just glad the school gets the money.
478
00:25:20,500 --> 00:25:23,280
Nah, it's only the school. Probably
never be filled. No, don't say that.
479
00:25:23,520 --> 00:25:24,520
True.
480
00:25:27,320 --> 00:25:28,320
What are you doing?
481
00:25:28,380 --> 00:25:29,500
For the school finance.
482
00:25:29,950 --> 00:25:31,010
Not two million dollars.
483
00:25:31,250 --> 00:25:32,270
Oh, you already did that.
484
00:25:32,550 --> 00:25:33,810
Well, this is a little more.
485
00:25:35,410 --> 00:25:36,890
Maybe I'm divesting, too.
486
00:25:37,590 --> 00:25:39,010
Probably never be a school.
487
00:25:40,490 --> 00:25:42,630
Then there'll be the making of a school
out there.
488
00:25:44,310 --> 00:25:47,050
You aren't, like, luring me into some
wild orgy, are you?
489
00:25:47,410 --> 00:25:48,970
Do you know what a wild orgy entails?
490
00:25:49,850 --> 00:25:50,850
No.
491
00:25:56,550 --> 00:25:58,030
Are you Jonah?
492
00:25:58,570 --> 00:26:00,650
I'm Mitch. Hey, man, it's nice to
finally meet you.
493
00:26:01,290 --> 00:26:02,290
This is Lydia.
494
00:26:02,410 --> 00:26:05,990
Welcome, Lydia. This is my wife, Mindy.
Haven't told Lydia much about the group
495
00:26:05,990 --> 00:26:07,890
yet. Well, I'll take care of that.
496
00:26:09,150 --> 00:26:10,150
After you.
497
00:27:03,690 --> 00:27:05,690
So we have a couple of new friends with
us today.
498
00:27:06,010 --> 00:27:09,930
If no one minds, I'll do a little
introductory thing, and then we can move
499
00:27:09,930 --> 00:27:11,450
our discussion. Is that cool with you
all?
500
00:27:12,010 --> 00:27:15,990
All right, so here's the basic thought,
guys.
501
00:27:16,230 --> 00:27:20,530
The moon's coming apart is a sign, only
that.
502
00:27:21,550 --> 00:27:24,870
Still, it's the best thing that's ever
happened to us as a people because it's
503
00:27:24,870 --> 00:27:27,690
focused our desires, made us think, made
us act.
504
00:27:28,410 --> 00:27:31,250
I'm sure none of us ever knew how much
time we had left before, but...
505
00:27:32,570 --> 00:27:33,650
We didn't think about it.
506
00:27:34,270 --> 00:27:35,450
It made us uncomfortable.
507
00:27:36,270 --> 00:27:40,990
And now we cannot think about it. It's
around us every day.
508
00:27:41,350 --> 00:27:46,130
The most precious resource is no longer
our time. It's our energy.
509
00:27:47,250 --> 00:27:48,310
Where do we put it?
510
00:27:49,150 --> 00:27:52,770
It's no secret a lot of us put it into
self -doubt and frustration and anxiety,
511
00:27:52,990 --> 00:27:54,030
but we don't have to.
512
00:27:55,190 --> 00:28:00,110
The path is about transforming ourselves
so that we put our energy into finding
513
00:28:00,110 --> 00:28:01,110
our own happiness.
514
00:28:01,930 --> 00:28:02,950
It's a being fulfilled.
515
00:28:04,350 --> 00:28:05,590
You've got to be kidding me.
516
00:28:06,010 --> 00:28:07,850
Come on.
517
00:28:09,370 --> 00:28:10,370
Let's go.
518
00:28:14,830 --> 00:28:18,730
He took you to a cult meeting.
519
00:28:19,030 --> 00:28:20,190
Dude, that is so classic.
520
00:28:20,550 --> 00:28:22,050
I'm already telling this story in my
head.
521
00:28:22,470 --> 00:28:24,030
How glad are you that I showed up?
522
00:28:24,310 --> 00:28:25,310
Not glad at all.
523
00:28:26,430 --> 00:28:28,310
What? What's wrong with you?
524
00:28:33,600 --> 00:28:35,420
Lydia, don't tell me you drank the Kool
-Aid.
525
00:28:36,040 --> 00:28:39,040
They're just people who are interested
in things other than skateboarding and
526
00:28:39,040 --> 00:28:40,040
baking out.
527
00:28:40,240 --> 00:28:42,840
Yeah, like taking all your money and
worshipping a head of lettuce.
528
00:28:43,140 --> 00:28:44,740
Did Jonah hit you up for cash yet?
529
00:28:44,980 --> 00:28:47,640
Why do you always have to be so cynical?
Jonah's not like that.
530
00:28:48,400 --> 00:28:49,400
You know what I think?
531
00:28:49,880 --> 00:28:50,880
You've got to think for him.
532
00:28:51,160 --> 00:28:52,160
I barely even know him.
533
00:28:52,580 --> 00:28:53,479
Admit it.
534
00:28:53,480 --> 00:28:54,480
No.
535
00:28:54,660 --> 00:28:55,800
Okay, just let me drive you home.
536
00:28:56,120 --> 00:28:57,120
No.
537
00:28:57,140 --> 00:28:58,140
Fine.
538
00:29:32,680 --> 00:29:33,680
I already turned it off.
539
00:29:34,440 --> 00:29:37,840
Claire, I... Why aren't you at home
watching me take off my clothes, or are
540
00:29:37,840 --> 00:29:40,560
here to steal my underwear or try on my
bras or something? Oh, you saw?
541
00:29:40,880 --> 00:29:45,020
It was an accident. I swear on my life.
An accident is when you rear -end
542
00:29:45,020 --> 00:29:47,060
someone because you're putting on
mascara while you're driving.
543
00:29:47,340 --> 00:29:50,840
There's no way to accidentally reprogram
someone's webcam to capture onto your
544
00:29:50,840 --> 00:29:51,479
hard drive.
545
00:29:51,480 --> 00:29:55,120
I wasn't recording it, yeah? I
reprogrammed it, but we got so into our
546
00:29:55,120 --> 00:29:56,940
completely forgot... Do you think I
wouldn't find out?
547
00:29:57,320 --> 00:30:01,080
I never meant to see you in that black
lace. Do not reference my lingerie. It
548
00:30:01,080 --> 00:30:02,080
was just to watch us work.
549
00:30:02,280 --> 00:30:03,280
I'm so telling your mother.
550
00:30:04,220 --> 00:30:07,600
No, don't. I'm serious. She'll make us
move. Get out of here.
551
00:30:08,500 --> 00:30:12,080
No. At five o 'clock, go to your room,
turn on your computer, and call me for
552
00:30:12,080 --> 00:30:13,080
further instructions.
553
00:30:13,580 --> 00:30:14,580
But... No.
554
00:30:14,600 --> 00:30:15,720
Go out the way you came.
555
00:30:31,600 --> 00:30:32,600
Thank you, everybody.
556
00:30:33,720 --> 00:30:37,160
I just want to say how good it feels to
give unconditionally.
557
00:30:37,620 --> 00:30:38,620
We love you all.
558
00:30:39,060 --> 00:30:40,300
I love you, too. I do.
559
00:30:40,700 --> 00:30:42,320
I feel like I have a new life.
560
00:30:43,100 --> 00:30:45,580
You know, I've been thinking about it.
So much has happened.
561
00:30:46,520 --> 00:30:49,260
We've gone through such a trial here on
this planet.
562
00:30:49,780 --> 00:30:51,900
Like some of you, I didn't know how to
deal with it.
563
00:30:53,200 --> 00:30:56,520
But, Laura, could you come on up here
for a minute?
564
00:30:57,560 --> 00:30:59,180
Come on up. Laura Davis, everybody.
565
00:30:59,400 --> 00:31:00,400
Come on.
566
00:31:06,510 --> 00:31:10,830
I know there's a rumor going around
about what might have happened between
567
00:31:10,830 --> 00:31:12,410
facilitate this donation.
568
00:31:14,330 --> 00:31:16,510
I don't want to go into any details.
569
00:31:17,230 --> 00:31:21,590
Just want to say this woman, who I
respect so much, who is so dedicated to
570
00:31:21,590 --> 00:31:26,730
she believes in, was willing, if not
eager, to take part in whatever
571
00:31:26,730 --> 00:31:30,790
were thrust upon her for the benefit of
good old Milford High.
572
00:31:32,370 --> 00:31:33,790
Of course, I turned her down.
573
00:31:35,399 --> 00:31:36,399
Yeah, right.
574
00:31:37,020 --> 00:31:41,900
She turned me down flat and brought me
into the light, turned my life around.
575
00:31:42,700 --> 00:31:45,880
I'm not a scorner or a taker anymore.
I'm a giver.
576
00:31:46,280 --> 00:31:48,800
And that's how I want to be remembered
for all time.
577
00:31:49,380 --> 00:31:50,380
Thank you.
578
00:32:07,660 --> 00:32:10,460
Looks like you got nothing left to give
away, Walt. Oh, not so, not so. That's
579
00:32:10,460 --> 00:32:12,960
the other thing I wanted to say. I was
thinking about a kidney.
580
00:32:13,580 --> 00:32:15,540
Now, I've got two. I only need one.
581
00:32:16,600 --> 00:32:20,360
At first I thought maybe an eye, but you
can't drive with only one eye. You know
582
00:32:20,360 --> 00:32:21,360
what I mean?
583
00:32:22,940 --> 00:32:23,940
You're kidding, right?
584
00:32:25,020 --> 00:32:26,020
Um, no.
585
00:32:26,440 --> 00:32:27,440
Hit it.
586
00:32:28,160 --> 00:32:29,820
One, two, three, four.
587
00:32:40,360 --> 00:32:43,840
I know this may be hard to accept, but I
think he actually loves you. I don't
588
00:32:43,840 --> 00:32:45,900
care. It's too much. It's just too much.
589
00:32:46,360 --> 00:32:50,640
It is very hard to give a kidney away
unless you're giving it to a relative or
590
00:32:50,640 --> 00:32:51,640
very close friend.
591
00:32:51,820 --> 00:32:52,820
Could you leave?
592
00:32:52,960 --> 00:32:55,160
You know nothing ever happened between
Walter and me.
593
00:32:57,540 --> 00:33:01,080
I want a new hearing. I want him
declared insane. I want Sue to get my
594
00:33:01,080 --> 00:33:04,220
back. Maybe if you just talk... Okay,
I'm going.
595
00:33:05,560 --> 00:33:07,120
Are you my lawyer or not?
596
00:33:07,840 --> 00:33:09,760
I'll petition the judge for another
hearing.
597
00:33:10,240 --> 00:33:11,240
Thank you.
598
00:33:12,880 --> 00:33:14,520
I know you think I don't love him.
599
00:33:15,300 --> 00:33:16,300
But I do.
600
00:33:20,740 --> 00:33:26,720
To just give a kidney away to anyone,
you must first pass a background check
601
00:33:26,720 --> 00:33:27,940
psychological tests.
602
00:33:28,400 --> 00:33:31,000
They want to make sure you're not
selling the kidney.
603
00:33:31,760 --> 00:33:34,960
Selling? Why would I want to sell? I
want to give. That's the whole point.
604
00:33:35,240 --> 00:33:36,240
That's the rule.
605
00:33:41,740 --> 00:33:43,300
I'm so sorry about Kurt again.
606
00:33:43,500 --> 00:33:45,340
I wanted to come back in. I was so
embarrassed.
607
00:33:45,780 --> 00:33:49,440
Look, I probably should have given you a
little bit more info before. I mean,
608
00:33:49,440 --> 00:33:54,560
it's just when you say personal growth,
most people either think religion or
609
00:33:54,560 --> 00:33:56,240
cult or something in it, so not that.
610
00:33:56,520 --> 00:34:00,520
I mean, it was a surprise, but it was
interesting. So if you don't mind me
611
00:34:00,520 --> 00:34:01,940
asking, what were you like for the past?
612
00:34:02,600 --> 00:34:05,460
Honestly, I was a lot like Kurt.
613
00:34:06,100 --> 00:34:09,340
You know, I was ticked off, closed off,
just unhappy.
614
00:34:10,960 --> 00:34:12,080
But I'm a lot better now.
615
00:34:12,920 --> 00:34:14,580
You seem good to me.
616
00:34:16,820 --> 00:34:17,820
Oh, I want to give you something.
617
00:34:18,120 --> 00:34:19,120
You do?
618
00:34:22,920 --> 00:34:24,100
You bought this for me?
619
00:34:24,460 --> 00:34:25,540
It's a Wiccan chalice.
620
00:34:26,500 --> 00:34:27,780
Jonah, that is just so nice.
621
00:34:29,280 --> 00:34:31,420
Hey, maybe we could hang out again
sometime.
622
00:34:32,600 --> 00:34:35,480
I would really, really like that.
623
00:34:35,719 --> 00:34:37,880
And seriously, thanks again for bringing
me.
624
00:34:38,860 --> 00:34:39,860
What's wrong?
625
00:34:41,730 --> 00:34:43,389
Lydia, I should have been more clear.
626
00:34:43,929 --> 00:34:47,090
One of the things about the path is that
we avoid premarital sex.
627
00:34:47,610 --> 00:34:48,610
Whoa.
628
00:34:49,050 --> 00:34:52,510
Who said anything about sex? I was just
giving you a hug.
629
00:34:53,050 --> 00:34:56,110
Yeah, but to us, a hug is sex, you know?
630
00:34:56,550 --> 00:35:00,290
Holding hands is sex, or at least it can
lead to it, you know?
631
00:35:01,150 --> 00:35:05,850
I mean, no disrespect to you. It's just
about keeping ourselves focused, you
632
00:35:05,850 --> 00:35:06,850
know?
633
00:35:07,930 --> 00:35:09,970
I mean, there are other things we can
do, though.
634
00:35:10,380 --> 00:35:11,380
For example?
635
00:35:13,120 --> 00:35:17,060
Well... You can share my milkshake.
636
00:35:21,520 --> 00:35:22,700
I don't understand.
637
00:35:23,020 --> 00:35:25,880
What does he have to give away for the
court to realize that he's crazy?
638
00:35:26,100 --> 00:35:29,960
I don't know what to tell you, Martha,
but I'll crack open the law books and
639
00:35:29,960 --> 00:35:31,220
if I can find another way into this.
640
00:35:31,460 --> 00:35:32,860
What if he gives his brain away?
641
00:35:33,120 --> 00:35:34,120
Will that make him crazy?
642
00:35:45,140 --> 00:35:46,140
He's right in the midsection.
643
00:35:46,360 --> 00:35:47,360
His brain's ruptured.
644
00:35:47,640 --> 00:35:48,980
I think her kidney's going to be shot,
too.
645
00:35:50,880 --> 00:35:51,880
Breath, okay?
646
00:35:54,180 --> 00:35:57,060
Okay. Five o 'clock. I know you're going
to ream me.
647
00:35:57,460 --> 00:36:00,280
Before you do, you've got to believe I
never meant to see you. Stand up.
648
00:36:00,960 --> 00:36:01,960
What? Why?
649
00:36:02,420 --> 00:36:03,420
Just do it.
650
00:36:06,520 --> 00:36:07,520
Now back up.
651
00:36:39,500 --> 00:36:40,500
I feel like an idiot.
652
00:36:48,740 --> 00:36:50,040
You're not that bad, actually.
653
00:36:50,640 --> 00:36:51,640
I'm not?
654
00:36:55,740 --> 00:36:57,080
Hey, what happened? I can't see you.
655
00:36:57,400 --> 00:36:59,480
You don't need to see any more of me
than you already have.
656
00:37:01,660 --> 00:37:02,660
Dance, boy.
657
00:37:06,580 --> 00:37:07,580
Now the pants.
658
00:37:12,400 --> 00:37:13,400
So you liking it?
659
00:37:14,400 --> 00:37:15,400
How about this?
660
00:37:19,800 --> 00:37:20,800
Very good.
661
00:37:42,640 --> 00:37:43,640
Oh, God.
662
00:37:44,440 --> 00:37:46,220
Nothing for Alex. He's not eating.
663
00:37:46,440 --> 00:37:47,440
Where is he?
664
00:37:47,460 --> 00:37:49,860
Locked in his room. I think he's
starving himself to death.
665
00:38:29,870 --> 00:38:31,190
Stop screaming. Stop. Stop.
666
00:38:34,430 --> 00:38:35,430
Stop pornography.
667
00:38:36,410 --> 00:38:37,410
Oh, Jesus.
668
00:38:37,590 --> 00:38:39,350
Go away. Oh, my God. It's gay porn.
669
00:38:40,570 --> 00:38:41,910
It is. I'm okay with it.
670
00:38:42,190 --> 00:38:44,890
It's not. It's... Alex, I'm a very open
-minded person.
671
00:38:45,210 --> 00:38:49,250
A same -sex attraction can sometimes
be... Out. Out. Out. Get out. Get out.
672
00:39:01,100 --> 00:39:03,960
We're just about ready for the kidney
transplant procedure, Mr. Deakins. All
673
00:39:03,960 --> 00:39:05,280
right, they want to prep an IV on her.
674
00:39:05,520 --> 00:39:06,520
How you doing, babe?
675
00:39:08,060 --> 00:39:09,060
I'm okay.
676
00:39:10,640 --> 00:39:11,640
That's good.
677
00:39:58,480 --> 00:39:59,480
Will you please leave?
678
00:40:20,800 --> 00:40:21,800
Do you need a ride?
679
00:40:22,540 --> 00:40:23,540
Uh, what's that?
680
00:40:23,920 --> 00:40:25,060
You can help driving.
681
00:40:25,920 --> 00:40:26,980
It's gonna get to Alaska.
682
00:40:27,600 --> 00:40:28,600
I'm tired of driving more.
683
00:41:02,670 --> 00:41:03,810
That's a very nice stone.
684
00:41:04,270 --> 00:41:05,330
Good color.
685
00:41:05,770 --> 00:41:08,090
No flaws or inclusions.
686
00:41:09,250 --> 00:41:16,110
Without removing it to weigh it, I'd say
687
00:41:16,110 --> 00:41:18,690
it was just under two carats.
688
00:41:19,550 --> 00:41:22,690
We insured it for 30 ,000. Oh, I can't
give you that.
689
00:41:23,490 --> 00:41:26,810
But I do have a buyer for a diamond of
this quality.
690
00:41:27,010 --> 00:41:30,150
I could give you 20.
691
00:41:33,080 --> 00:41:34,100
Twenty -two thousand.
692
00:41:39,680 --> 00:41:40,680
Can you write a check?
693
00:41:40,940 --> 00:41:41,940
Yes, I can.
694
00:41:42,780 --> 00:41:46,240
Make it out to the steering committee to
rebuild Milford High.
695
00:41:47,460 --> 00:41:49,120
My daughter burned down the school.
696
00:41:49,780 --> 00:41:51,040
Yes, we all know that.
697
00:41:51,640 --> 00:41:52,860
Trying to do what I can.
698
00:41:53,220 --> 00:41:56,500
Well, dear, there's trying and there's
trying.
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