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What was I thinking?
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One stiff wind and I'll be airborne.
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Oh, goodness.
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Having second thoughts?
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Mom, what are you talking about?
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We have been here as a family for six
years, and now you're going off to New
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York with the WNBA, and Tamara, she's
going off to Africa with your natural
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father, and you're getting ready to live
with a man I hardly even know. Oh, but
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really, love, Mommy, everything is going
to be just fine.
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No, everything's going to change.
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Why can't things just stay the same?
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Mom, do you remember what you told me
when Ray first suggested we move in?
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That he was only after my body?
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After that.
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You said, Tia, this would change
everything.
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Why can't things just stay the same?
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Mommy, look at... What a wonderful
change that was.
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And this will be too.
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How do you get to be so smart?
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Oh, this package just came for you.
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Better be my wedding shoes.
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Let me see.
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Mommy, they're gorgeous.
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Won't they make my feet look tiny?
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They better.
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Yes, I was five
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Like you got to do what's right for you.
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One,
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two,
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three.
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This isn't going to work. Get up.
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Hold this.
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You're just going to have to get you
some braids.
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Samara, in Africa, the rule on safari is
you take it, you carry it.
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Why don't you say we're only packing the
bare minimum?
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Matt, once we went to the bottom of the
Grand Canyon, it took three extra mules
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to carry the girls' bare minimum.
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Those mules were old.
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our trip to Hawaii, two sky caps went on
disability.
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They were old, too.
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Well, Tamara, looks like we'll be all
loaded up in three or four more trips.
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Matt is so sweet.
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Gotta love him.
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Are you girls talking about me?
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Roger, you were supposed to be a
surprise. I told him this house was off
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-limits. I know, but Tamara and I have
some unfinished business.
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Come on, girl.
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Once, for old time's sake.
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Okay.
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Go home, Roger.
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Ah, just like old time.
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Follow him.
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I won't let him out of my sight.
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Well, I've given it a lot of thought,
and I've decided to accept the offer.
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Yeah, I'm looking forward to working
with you as well.
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Yeah, see you in Lansing.
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See you in Lansing.
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That was Governor England.
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He wants me to come to the Capitol and
head up his commission on campaign
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reform.
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Dad, that is such an honor.
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Why did he pick you?
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I mean, he was really smart to pick you.
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Wasn't he? Yeah. Leaves me only three
weeks to wear my business away and close
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up the house.
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Close up the house? What are you talking
about?
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Well, the governor has asked...
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to the Capitol to clean up politics.
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Wow!
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We're all leaving home.
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Isn't that great, Mommy?
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Mom?
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Closing up the house?
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Well, yeah, I mean, with the girls out
of town and you gone, I might as well.
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No, wait, no, wait. Now, hold up. We
just need to slow our roll.
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Slow our roll? Mother, your wedding is
in an hour and you don't have any shoes
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to wear.
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What are you...
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Mademoiselle, you are looking for
something for a particular occasion?
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Oh, yes, yes, yes. My mother, she's
getting married for the first time.
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I'm not over to wait until you are old
enough to give her away.
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Could you please give me the mate to
this shoe?
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Step on it, pinhead. We got to get to
the church.
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Relax. You have waited this long?
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the nature of the shoe, please?
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No. No.
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You want this one?
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No. No, I don't.
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Oh, yes, you do.
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Look, pal, if my daughter says she
doesn't want the shoe, she doesn't want
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shoe. Your daughter specifically offers
the shoe, pal.
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I did not.
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Oh. Oh. And I suppose, I suppose I just
imagined a girl with long hair,
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your face, that same snooty attitude.
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Oh, great.
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Oh,
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my gosh.
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This is where it first started.
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Where what started?
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had a twin.
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Oh, it's a day our family will never
forget. I'll never forget.
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I was wearing my hair in a cute little
bob.
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I think I was wearing a chambray shirt,
belted out the waist.
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Yeah, that was then back then. Honey,
did you get your sweatshirt?
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No, that cell's been yelped at me.
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Excuse me, sir, there appears to be a
slight misunderstanding concerning my
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daughter.
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Oh, you mean that scrubble maker?
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Yo, pinhead, when do you get off being
rude to my daughter?
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That's it. I'm calling security.
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There's no reason for that. No, let him
call security. I don't...
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Come on, Tamara, let's go home. What are
you doing, Mom? We're going home. Hey,
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you let go of my baby. Your baby's my
baby. Hey, hey, hey, watch that. Just a
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minute here. Wait, wait.
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Dad?
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Mom?
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That girl has my face.
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After that, we moved in with Ray.
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And the girls, they got to be together
at last.
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Ah, they say these things only happen on
TV.
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And the girls, they'll be a continent
apart. Our family will never be the same
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again.
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I feel your pain.
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Cash or charge?
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Hold it.
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Great shot, guys.
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We do look smooth, don't we?
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Hey, don't you clean up good.
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Back at you.
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I'm here to see... Oh, man about to see?
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I am the man. Let's go.
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Catch me later.
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Hey,
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guys.
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Hey, uh, either of you see Lisa and the
girls?
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Not me.
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The church is nearly full and I can't
find them anywhere.
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Well, you're not supposed to. It's bad
luck to see the bride before the
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ceremony. Right. And you know how long
it takes women to get dressed.
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First they gotta lift it and snap it,
separate it and cross it, pull it up,
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cinch it in, and control it off 18
hours.
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How do you know all that?
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I watch Lifetime.
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So, Lisa, are you a little nervous about
your honeymoon night?
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Are we almost ready?
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Oh, yes, we are.
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Girls, we'll join you in the vestibule.
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I'd like to have a word with your
mother.
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Oh, of course. Just don't forget your
bouquet and camera. Okay, I won't.
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Let me see, let me see.
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Weddings are such joyous occasions.
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Believe me, yours is a particularly
happy one for me.
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It is.
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Oh, my, yes.
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I watched you with Ray and the girls
over the years, and I know how much your
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family means to you.
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It does.
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It's everything.
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Yes, it is.
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Those who allow their families to slip
away are nothing more than lambs without
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a flock.
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Lost on the cold and jagged rocks of
life.
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You go on.
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I gotta get my flowers.
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Oh, this isn't right.
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I can't leave my lambs and get hit in
the head with some jagged rocks.
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Oh, but there's a church full of people
waiting.
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And I'm not the kind of woman to
hightail it out of there when nobody's
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I'm going to pick you up in a wedding
dress.
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I don't mind telling you, but the mood
is ugly in there.
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She's standing me up. I knew it was too
good to be true.
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Wait upstairs making sure she looks
perfect for you. Don't worry, Tia went
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hurry her up. What's taking her so long?
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Son,
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why don't I take you next door to the
rectory for a little soul searching?
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Yeah, that's what I need.
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Guidance from the father.
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That and Jack Daniels. Yes.
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Mom's gone. I can't find her anywhere.
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What? No.
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I got an idea what she might be.
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Okay. Girls, I want you to figure out a
way to keep our guests occupied. Okay.
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Guys, I want to make sure the Reverend
keeps filling Victor with spirit.
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You got it. What are you going to do,
Ray?
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I'm going to do what the best man does.
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I'm going to make sure there's a
wedding.
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Well, if you're not back in an hour, I'm
going to tell everyone to go ahead and
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eat.
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Somebody got dumped.
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Honey, nobody could dump this.
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Case of cold feet.
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Case of coming to my infant.
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I have a pink lady.
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Girl, I ain't made one of them since
Donna Summer left her cake out in the
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one with the slow gin or the tequila
thing with that little umbrella because
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ain't got no umbrellas well just give me
a coke with extra cherries now cherries
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i got i don't think this place has
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changed since i was in my 20s and that
was nearly
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10 years ago
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Girl, this place ain't changed in 20
years.
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I don't like change.
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Every Friday night, we still have a bump
with a big fat woman contest.
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Well, it's nice to know I can come home
to the old neighborhood and everything
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is the same.
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Oh.
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You from around here?
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Where you live now?
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I don't know.
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Hold up.
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Bring the guys around you all the time.
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You Sandra, right?
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No, Lisa.
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Lisa Landry.
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Foxy Jones.
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Welcome home.
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Don't you worry, Lisa. We gonna get you
right back in the swing of things.
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We gonna hit the hot spot together, find
ourselves a couple of fine young men,
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and show the world that we still some
bad mama jams.
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You got your own place? My ex -husband's
sleeping on the sofa.
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To be honest, Foxy,
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quite the party animal I used to be.
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Ain't no thang but a chicken wing.
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He'll come back to you.
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I can score you a little something to
put your zip back in your zang.
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You ready for another?
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No, I think I've reached my limit.
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Time for me to go back where I belong.
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Listen.
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Girl.
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find me?
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Well, I went back to my old neighborhood
on my wedding day.
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Now, what did you find me?
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A bunch of yesterdays and not a tomorrow
in sight.
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Lisa, before you start telling me all
the reasons why you shouldn't get
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let me tell you the one reason why you
should.
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Ray. Lisa, for six years, you put your
life on hold so that our daughters could
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be together.
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You uprooted yourself and moved in with
a cantankerous bachelor and became the
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mother that his daughter always wanted.
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and the good friend that he always
needed.
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Ray. And now that our daughters are
grown and practically on their own, it's
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time that you took your life back.
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Because if there's anybody who deserves
happiness in this world, it's you.
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Are you finished, Ray?
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I got a man waiting for me at the
church.
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Well, then why don't you say so?
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I never stop a cantankerous bastard when
he's paying me such a nice compliment.
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Barkley? B -I -N -G -O, B -I -N -G -O, B
-I -N -G -O, and B -O -N -N -A -O.
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So tell me again why they're singing in
there. Well, because they're so happy
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you're getting married.
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Oh, that's great.
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Woo, there's a lot of love in this room,
man.
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There's a lot of love.
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Yeah, almost too much.
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Okay, wait, it's about to start.
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Mommy, this is it.
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Time to take that walk into the future.
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Oh, girls.
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No matter how far I may walk, I'll never
be too far to pop you upside your
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head in case you start thinking you're
gross.
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the birdies
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