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Hey, Tariq. I am so glad you showed up.
Yeah, yeah. Can you help us with these
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boxes, please?
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Because, you know, my back. Oh, dear.
Oh, it's a little.
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Now, you see, ladies, it's all about
technique.
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You just got to live with your knees.
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Oh, well, I think these biceps have a
little something to do with it, too.
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What?
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Oh, well, um, the Avion, she was just
telling me that all the girls are saying
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you should try out for the calendar.
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What calendar?
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Oh, um, the calendar.
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The men of Michigan, the 12 finest
looking men on campus. Yep, they're
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one spot for a freshman, and you could
be that freshman.
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Not me.
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This is just not my flavor.
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You can win a trip for two to Hawaii for
the Pro Bowl. The Pro Bowl?
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That's my flavor, but I don't know
anything about modeling.
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Well, hey, I could school you. How can
you say no?
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Hold on, wait a minute. Now, what do you
two get out of this?
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Nothing.
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I'm just helping Diabian.
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Diabian?
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Come on.
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Oh, all right. The committee member who
signs up the most guys wins her own trip
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to Hawaii.
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Why do y 'all say so?
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I'll help a sister out.
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Thank you, thank you, thank you. You're
the best.
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Hey,
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there's Steve.
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Oh, Steve.
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I am so glad you showed up.
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Even though I'm glad to be with you, I
thought I feel a thrill in me like you
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got to do what's right for you.
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Well, I'm not worried. Yesterday I hid
some cute dresses in men's suits.
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Amateur. I bought my stuff last week.
I'm returning it today and buying it
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at the sale price, okay?
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Well, my items were set aside last
month.
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I used to date the manager.
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Oh, good afternoon, lady.
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Hey, Ray.
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Hi, Ray. How you doing, Ray?
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Lisa, have you seen my invitation? I put
it on your desk.
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Oh, good.
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Did you stitch up that tear in my tux?
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Yesterday. Now, Ray, next time you go to
a wedding, let the young guys fight for
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the garter.
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I was just close.
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Oh, oh, did you get my tuck shirt
pressed? Yes, Ray. Oh, great.
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Thanks a lot.
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Goodbye, ladies.
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Bye -bye.
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Woo! Come on, girls, let's go.
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What?
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Look at her, Monica.
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She's so used to being a doormat, she
doesn't even know when she's being
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on.
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What are you talking about?
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Ray. He was just ordering you around
like you were his maid.
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Yeah. He did everything but call you
Beulah.
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Now, look, ladies.
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No man tells me what to do.
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Come on. Lisa.
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Lisa. One more thing.
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I promised the girls I would cook dinner
tonight, but I forgot about my
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fundraiser. Would you please?
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Oh, sure, Ray.
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Uh -huh.
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Now I know why no man tells you what to
do.
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You too busy taking orders from Ray.
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Keep that, please.
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Hey, guys, what's up?
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Oh, um, Harry is signing up for the Men
of Michigan calendar.
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Really? Huh? Doing that pin -up thing,
Tyson?
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That's not funny, man. The winner gets
two Pro Bowl tickets. Pro Bowl?
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You're taking your best dog, right? I
gotta get picked first.
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All right, so far I can't even get past
the form, man. Well, no problem. Let me
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handle this.
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Jordan F. Bennett. The F stands for
forms.
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Let's check this out at one price.
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He is a shoo -in for the calendar and he
doesn't even know it. Can you believe
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we had to twist his arm to get him to
sign up? I don't know.
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Why don't you guys ask Jordan?
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and my baby doesn't have what it takes
to be in the calendar? No, no, no,
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don't get me wrong.
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Okay, um, Jordan's adorable and all, but
he's got more of a brain than a body.
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We all have different gifts.
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Excuse me?
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But, um, Jordan has a body, only he
isn't flexing every chance he gets, like
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some people who are main name is Tyreek.
Oops, did I say that out loud?
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Whatever, Tamir. You know, I'm gonna go
ask him.
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Oh, no, yes.
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wasting her time.
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There's no way he'll agree to... Look,
assistant.
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June's too smart to fall for that
eyelash thing.
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Oldest trick in the book.
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Where do I sign?
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Hey, Russ.
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Oh. Hi, Lisa. How'd the fitting go?
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Long.
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Mrs. Ford wanted a handmade dress.
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We had a hand -me -down price.
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Only one thing worse than rich people.
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Cheap rich people.
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You're still talking about Mrs. Ford,
right?
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You're safe for now, Ray.
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Oh, ooh.
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There you go. Just sit back and relax.
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Ooh, I don't mind if I do.
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Ooh, Ray, could you put on some water
for tea?
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Sure, after I finish this.
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Oh, never mind.
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I'll get it.
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Yeah, while you're up, would you get me
a cup? Sugar, no milk?
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Sure, Ray. Yeah, and a couple little
snickerdoodles.
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Anything else?
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Well, now that you mention it, I'd love
to have a sandwich.
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Now get it yourself!
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Are you all right?
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No, I'm not.
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And I'm not your doormat either.
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So you can just quit walking all over
me.
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I don't walk all over you.
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Well, not anymore, you don't.
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It's a new day.
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Nick at night.
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Thank you.
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Thank you, Steve. Our next contestant is
Tony Dixon.
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Oh, Tony.
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Get up there and show them your calendar
material.
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Hey, hey, but don't get up there and
start running off with your mouth. Word.
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Tony, describe yourself in one word.
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That's a tough one.
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I can't really describe myself in one
word because I've got so many loves.
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Wow, you've probably got some verbal
skills.
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You might have a chance.
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It sounds like you want him to win.
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This is a contest, not a support group.
You want him to lose, okay?
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There's only one freshman slot, and it's
for you.
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Quit dreaming. Do you know it's all
about Jordan?
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What? Girl, you're the one that needs to
wake up because it's Tariq's world,
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okay? Ladies, ladies, ladies, ladies,
ladies, please.
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You see, that's the difference between
men and women.
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We don't care about who wins. We're just
here to have fun. Oh, that's right.
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But look, watch Uncle Kool off, okay?
Because you're tripping and it's
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to disturb our vibe.
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Which concludes the many levels of Tony
Dixon.
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You sure you finished?
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Word.
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of Michigan Hopeful is Jordan Bennett.
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Mr.
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Bennett, why should you represent the
freshman class in the next calendar?
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Because I have the spirit, the drive,
and the GPA to lead our class into the
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21st century.
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And if I win, I promise to tell
everybody on the beaches of Hawaii to go
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Michigan. Wolverines on the beach! Yeah!
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My baby knows how to improvise. Okay.
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Tyreek Scott.
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Yes, yes.
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Okay, you're a campus escort. Now, what
can we expect from you if you become a
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man of Michigan?
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Oh, it's peace of mind.
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Yeah, every lady at Michigan can feel
safe and secure.
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And knowing that my flashlight is always
on.
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I'll keep you on the flashlight part.
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Our next contestant is Jason Phillips.
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to see that you two have calmed down me
too because all that tension just wasn't
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helping hey you know what you guys are
right okay this is all about funny and
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you both did a great job yeah and you
both deserve to win it's all you
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everyone okay the judges have made their
decision the freshman finalists for the
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men of michigan are dash hawkins you
demand
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said my baby wasn't calendar material
i'm about to be chilling in white kinky
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you're gonna be chilling all right in
the michigan winter terry's got this
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sewn up girl please be about to crank
this competition up a notch okay well
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may the best man win oh don't worry
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goes with the eye.
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Oh, could you be more obvious? I mean,
how stupid do you think I am?
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Let me rephrase that.
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Now, I'm not giving you any information
you don't already know. From this moment
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on, you getting in that calendar is
between you and the camera.
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The judges are making their decision on
how good you look in their photos.
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Thanks for nothing.
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Come on, grab the candy.
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Grab it all. Get it.
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Anybody?
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Rebecca.
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Jordan, I see Tamara has you looking
like you stole your big brother's
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Well, they must all be in the family.
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Because you look like you got on your
little brother's shirt.
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And, uh, what's up with the Lord of the
Day and... At
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least they fit.
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Gee, that is so tight.
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Let's go, Jordan.
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Looking tacky might be kind of...
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You should know.
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Did you see Tyree?
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We got a lot of work to do.
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Jordan look great.
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We got a lot of work to do.
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Last night, Ray came in the kitchen
looking for a hot meal.
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All he got was a cold shoulder.
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Well, work the shoulder, sister.
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And if the shoulder doesn't work, throw
a fan. That's new, ladies.
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Oh, well, uh, I like it, Lisa.
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Well, good.
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Well, don't let me interrupt.
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I'm off to run some errands.
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Good.
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Well, now, while you're out, though, I'd
like you to pick me up a few things.
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I'd like a spool of yellow thread.
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My dry cleaning, TV guide, and some
dental floss. Oh, and some Funyuns.
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You got a problem with that?
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He was afraid to ask you for the money
to pay for your thing.
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Money?
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Ray never asked me for money. He always
takes care of my little odds and ends.
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Come on, Lisa. I know you don't have it
like that.
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Yeah, admit it. He's going to tack those
odds and ends onto your rent.
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What rent?
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I've been trying to pay Ray rent for six
years. He won't accept a cent.
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No rent?
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And you have the nerve to treat him like
a valet?
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What kind of friend are you?
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Because we paying rent.
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Well, I guess I'll be paying rent, too,
if I don't get this furniture rearranged
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like my dear friend Ray likes it.
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This
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smells
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pretty good.
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What's in it?
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Oatmeal, papaya, honey.
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Making me hungry.
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I just lost my appetite.
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Whatever happened to good old -fashioned
chemicals?
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Oh, they're too hard.
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Now look, when the camera zooms in, your
skin should be firm, smooth, and tight.
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And tight.
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We better take this off.
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You got a tizzle? Okay.
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The wax is ready.
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Wax? Mm -hmm. Well, are we washing the
car?
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No. We're taking care of your eyebrows.
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Hold on. Whoa.
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What's wrong with my eyebrows?
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Ty, the camera doesn't hide any flaws,
okay? And right now, you have two big
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bushy ones.
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Now, hold still.
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All right.
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Look, just don't get any of that on my
mustache.
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What mustache?
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What were you talking about? My
mustache.
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Oh, oh, okay. I see it. You don't need
to worry about that, no.
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Yeah,
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there.
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Smooth as a baby's bottom.
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for the finishing touch, and herbal
astringent. Bring it on.
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Now, this may sting a little.
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Girl, please.
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All right, I'm a man.
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Nothing stings me.
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Jordan P. Bennett, the peace dance for
pain.
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Now, this may hurt. Hurt?
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Oh, Tia, this is just whack.
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Don't catch a problem with women. You
guys don't know how to deal with a
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pain.
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Get ready.
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One, two...
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Lisa, I got everything you wanted,
except for the Funyuns.
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Can you live with Cheetos?
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Oh, yeah, yeah, I can live with
anything.
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As long as I'm living here.
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Let me give you a little gas money. Oh,
no need.
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Lisa, we need to talk.
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Oh, no, after dinner, Ray, I made your
favorite turkey meatloaf, potatoes au
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gratin, and spinach souffle.
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Lisa, dinner can wait.
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Now, about our situation.
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We don't have a situation.
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I think we do.
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Why don't you have a seat?
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Lisa, when two people live under the
same roof, obviously there's going to be
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little tension.
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Oh, Ray, tension is such a strong word.
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I prefer to think of it as affection.
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Well, your affection has been snapping
at me for the past two days.
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Obviously, we have a problem, and I
think change is in order.
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Change? Oh, no, Ray, everything is fine.
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In fact, I have never been happier.
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End of discussion. Let's eat.
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Now, we've got to look at this problem
square on.
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Only one solution.
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Yes, Ray?
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Well, I think we need to set aside some
regularly scheduled time for a chat.
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Huh?
294
00:17:41,920 --> 00:17:46,000
Yeah. So that when there's something on
your mind, we can talk about it before
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your affections start building up.
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Is that all you want to talk about?
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Always making mountains out of
molehills.
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Give me a break.
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We're living in good times. We should be
celebrating what's happening now.
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I get that. That's my mama.
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I better put a block on that DEP.
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baby okay i'm gonna go talk to the dog
cool all right okay thanks tony see that
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wasn't so bad word hey was it awful word
excuse
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me my client has arrived jordan gq
bennett
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the initials say it all i hope you
brought a change of clothes gq see we're
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looking for the men of michigan not the
men of armani
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his jacket and loosen his tie. Yeah,
yeah, yeah. You're talking. Get off.
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I guess that could work, but I need it
relaxed and natural, not posed. Not
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posed.
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Tyreek is in the house.
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You're early.
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This is our time. Too bad.
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Tyreek needs to be shot when his muscles
have peaked.
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Something you obviously don't have to
worry about.
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Well, see, we are in the middle of our
session, so, um, Tyreek would just have
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to park his pet.
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All right, Jordan, show me who you are.
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Okay, work it, baby.
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That's it.
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That's it. Make the camera love you.
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shirt for the muscle pose the muscle
what the muscle pose yeah jay go ahead
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them what you got
323
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Tony does look good under that
mistletoe.
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Well, at least I got something out of
this.
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Smooth skin.
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I was going to say something about that
dog.
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Looks good.
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Thanks, dog.
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Thanks. Love the arch. Oh, you like it?
Yeah.
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Well, hey, it's like I always say.
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Men are all about egos. You know what?
You are right. You see, women are
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different.
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More into cooperation than competition.
Thank you. Guys, guys. I just heard the
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men's calendar was set to hit. They're
coming out with a women of Michigan
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calendar. What?
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Well, may the best woman win.
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50 -minute women. We don't care about
who wins. We're just here... All I know
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if you guys had to be so out of...
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