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Gee, insidious. Is it with a D -I or a D
-E?
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D -I.
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Guys, come on. Chud, that fool just
jammed a fifth -floor Coke machine.
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Nothing but cans rolling down the halls.
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Sounds like a funny to me. Anything
caffeine -free and sugar -free is mine.
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Did you hear the man, Simone? He said
they're all free.
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Tia, forget the Greek classics. You
don't want to end up sipping on a warm
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of Yulu. Girl, I am not leaving Homer
hanging for a jacked -up can of Coke.
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I bet you wouldn't stop studying if you
wanted to.
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No, please.
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I'm perfectly capable of putting this
down and walking right out of here.
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I don't think so.
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You are so immature.
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Na, na, na, na, na. T, I can't do it. T,
shoot.
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I can leave whenever I want.
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Okay. I'm about to go get my burp on.
Now that's what I'm talking about.
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Everybody see how different we have come
to be.
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Step, step, step, step.
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Even though I'm glad to be with ya, I
gotta feel a thrill for me like you got
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do what's right for you.
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The book's got more highlights than Mary
J. Blige.
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Mom, I just want to be ready for
anything.
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Tia, you're in college, not prison.
Relax.
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Go take a 30 in the office.
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Mom, in college, there's a whole new
level of responsibility.
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So won't you hurry?
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Come on, boy, you'll see about me.
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You at the Apollo?
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What's going on?
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Well, we're forming a girl group for
Michigan's talent showcase, and we
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nobody will be doing the Supreme.
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Yeah, they're so old school.
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Watch out now. I went to that school.
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No, no, no, no, no, no. We like them,
too. And, um, we sure could use a lead
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singer, Miss Ross.
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Girl, I'm not wasting my valuable study
time on campus shenanigans.
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Oh, shenanigans?
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Let's talk about old school.
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Tia, you seriously need to lighten up.
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You do realize that's an oxymoron? Of
course I do.
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I'll explain it in the car.
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What's up, y 'all?
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Hey, um, if you're here to see Tia, I
hope you brought your thesaurus.
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Hey, Tariq. Oh, hey, Miss. Oh, I brought
over Ray's mail from the office, too.
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Now, he comes back from that 100 black
men convention on Tuesday, right? Mm
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-hmm. Unless they stumble across 100
black women.
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Baby. Check out this promotion I got in
the mail from the Crest at Lakeside. We
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can spend all day Saturday at the resort
for free. They got swimming, tennis,
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and sailing.
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Wow, it looks fun, but I have to study
for my Greek culture exam.
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I'm sorry.
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Even Helena Troy took time out to horse
around with the Trojans.
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That's good. Look, I'm really sorry, Ty,
but I have to go to Eurohistory. And if
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you're there early, you can sit next to
the map.
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Well, there goes my weekend.
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Oh, don't take it personally.
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She's always been a study bug. She was
the only child in kindergarten who knew
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her ABCs. Backwards. In Latin.
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It's just, it's such a sweet deal. Every
couple that shows up on Saturday gets a
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new Jeep Wrangler color TV or a classic
timepiece.
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Terry, you know, I've been around.
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I know that's right.
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I mean, I know that you're
sophisticated, Ms. Landry.
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Sorry, those people just want to get you
up there, sucker you into buying a
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timeshare, and then hand you a swatch.
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What kind of swatch?
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It doesn't matter what kind.
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It's all a scam.
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So I should just chuck it?
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Yeah, yeah.
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Of course, not if it was me.
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I could go up to that resort.
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and get pampered with a manicure,
pedicure, full body massage, enjoy
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lobster buffet, then turn on the charm,
get my free gift, and get.
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Wait a minute, wait a minute. Why don't
you come with me on Saturday?
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Yeah, yeah, you can turn on your charm
and get my free swatch.
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Well, maybe it is time that I start
handing down my gift.
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So what's the first thing that I need to
know?
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If we win that Jeep, it's mine.
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tell me your man was in charge of the
show?
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Girl, I'll tell you everything.
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Yes, you do.
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I didn't know her right here.
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Unless you sign it.
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Hey, Jordan.
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Hey, yourself.
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Hey, ladies.
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What's that sweet smell?
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Oh, just a little something -something
my man got for me.
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Well, your man has good taste.
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Excuse me, Will and Jada.
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But some of us are here to sign it for
the talent.
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show? Look here, Simone, don't make me
get jiggy with you.
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Just put us down in the girl group
category. We're the Simones.
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We're the what?
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You know, girl, the Simones.
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What are you talking about? Well, you
told me we needed another person. Now I
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had to promise her something.
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Why didn't you tell her we wash her car?
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Don't make plans for Sunday.
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but your routine was a little dry.
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Oh, so I'm dry?
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Can you say Sahara?
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Well, at least I wasn't the one singing
all off -key.
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I know she isn't talking about me. No,
she's talking about Leanne Ryan.
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It's not my voice. She's got two left
feet. Oh, well, you should know since
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keeps stepping on them.
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she knows anything about good music.
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Well, I know you're singing in the wrong
tempo.
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And your routine, it's too complicated.
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Make it simple. Something like this.
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Bam! Bam!
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Da -da -da! Slide!
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Snap!
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And Simone, you're Diana Ross. Let the
other two do all the dancing. You just
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stand in the middle and act like you all
of that.
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Finally, some direction I can work with.
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fingers if you don't get your hand out
of my book.
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Direction. Forget it. Give me my book.
Oh, please, Tia, with your help, we can
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knock this show out the box. Would you
please give me my book? Okay, and if you
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don't help us, we'll be arguing for the
next three days, and you'll never get
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any of your work done.
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Please.
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If I do it, you girls have to promise to
rehearse around my study schedule.
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Absolutely.
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Now remember, Tyreek, we are all about
the prizes. The prizes. So when we get
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that resort, you let me do all the
talking. But I get the swash, right? Ew.
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Remember, whatever it is that they're
selling, we are not buying.
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Excuse me.
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Oh, boy, get your butt in the car.
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You get your butt covered up.
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Mom, I'm rehearsing.
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Hey, baby, I'll see you tonight at the
show. Bye, have fun. Bye, sweetie.
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The next honk you hear in that driveway
will be a new jeep. But I get the swash,
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right? Boy, shut up about that toy
watch.
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Finally. Now, can we please start? Can I
eat first?
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No time.
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We are already 20 minutes behind.
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Practice first, eat later. Should we
breathe later, too?
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What's that supposed to mean?
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It's a talent show, not the Olympics.
And since it's tonight, we should be
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relaxing. Yeah, T, you've been riding us
for three days. Chill.
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You got big dreams?
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You want fame?
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is where you start paying.
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In sweat.
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Does this mean we have to go out in the
street and dance on a cab?
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Guys, check it out.
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MTV is going to televise the talent
show.
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MTV? You are lying. Hey, if I'm a liar,
then I'm a liar with a badge. Watch it.
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Don't touch.
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To see you. They're doing a profile on
50 -year seniors who have no chance of
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graduating.
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No, no, really, Jordan. What is it?
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It's part of their Big Ten campus tour.
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They heard about the show, and they
decided to hook us up.
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You mean we're going to sing on TV?
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And best of all, the winners get to ride
on the MTV party bus. Oh, I call
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shotgun. Hey, if you guys get on the
bus, we all get on the bus. So show me
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you got. Okay, let's take it.
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Well, in that case, I'll go over to
Mickey D's and supersize something.
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Anybody got 39 cents?
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for two days.
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Let's go get some ice cream.
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I guess we can kiss MTV goodbye.
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Well, thanks a lot, Tia.
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If you hadn't have pushed us so hard,
maybe this wouldn't have happened.
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Well, I thought you wanted to win.
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We wanted to have fun.
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But you wouldn't know anything about
that, would you?
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I mean, because with you, it's either
all or nothing. Excuse me. Not now,
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Simone.
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Look, I didn't even want to do this.
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But you begged me to bail you out, just
like always.
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Yeah, and you had to take it overboard,
just like always.
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Not now.
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Well, here's something I don't always
do.
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Like somebody needs her.
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dance before.
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Look, I'm the victim.
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Can we get back to blaming Tia?
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Okay, ladies, the party bus has pulled
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up. Then tell it to keep on going.
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What happened?
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Ask my takeover, suck all the fun out of
everything, drill sergeant Debbie Allen
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wannabe twin.
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Okay, so you don't do the show.
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It's all good. It's all good. It doesn't
mean it's over. No, no, no, no, no, no.
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It doesn't mean it's over.
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Let me think. I'm brainstorming. I'm
brainstorming. I'm brainstorming. Work
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me. Work with me.
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I got it.
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And you guys are going to love it.
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Mixed and grub. I got it.
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Hot sticker.
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No, thank you.
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I want to save room for the free
lobster.
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Oh.
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See, Tyreek, that's one of their
strategies.
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Try to fill you up with free food and
get you so tired that you'll find
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that they put under your nose.
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Tyreek, Ty... Tyreek!
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Tyreek!
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What are you doing over here?
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Listening to the many joys of the
timeshare.
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Like I was telling your son.
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Husband.
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Like I was telling your husband, all you
really need is a modest down payment
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and you are on your way to enjoying your
own luxurious love nest.
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Two weeks every year.
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Where do I sign?
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He doesn't know what he's saying. He
gets that when he goes too long with our
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lobster. Oh, I understand.
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No pressure.
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We just want all of our guests to enjoy
themselves here at the Crest. Let me
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just get my manager and he will work out
your gift arrangement.
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Thank you, Monique. Mm -hmm.
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Here comes my SWAT.
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And here comes the back of my hand.
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Don't you see what they're trying to do?
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They send over a little Miss Thighmaster
until you're ready to sell a kidney to
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get that time, don't you?
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But they did not count on Lisa Landry.
That little sales ploy won't work here.
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know every trick in the book, and we are
going to get the... Excuse me.
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Oh.
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I'm Lisa Landry, and you are?
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The manager.
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Armandi.
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Armandi.
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Armandi. It kind of just rolls off your
tongue, doesn't it?
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Armandi. You know, of course it does
when you say it like that.
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Monique tells me that you folks aren't
sold on our timeshare opportunities.
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Perhaps I can answer your question.
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Yeah, I'm sorry, sport, but the little
lady and I...
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Well, we don't have any questions, so if
you could just fork over my swatch.
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Hush up, child. Don't you see grown
folks talking?
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I wish that there was something I could
do.
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Well, there is one thing, Miss Ross.
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Girl, let's get on that bus.
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Let's do a different song. But we don't
have time to rehearse a new song.
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Who's talking about rehearsing?
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I'm talking about having some fun.
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Put your hands together for the Simone.
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Stay up on food.
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Get your good... Get your good time.
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And if you keep... We'll keep arguing
for the next three days. You'll never
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any work done.
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What? There's a whole new level of
responsibility.
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