All language subtitles for sister_sister_s05e19_you_had_to_be_there

Lisa, you okay?

Yes. I'm just going through my
scrapbook.

Oh, look at Tia, my sweet little
pumpkin.

See? Yeah, yeah, yeah, I see. Lisa,
you've seen these old pictures a hundred

times. You women are so emotional.

Oh, turn back, turn back, turn back.

Look. Oh.

That's Tamara after she lost her first
tooth.

a little tongue poking through the hole.

Yeah. She looks like a little neon
sphinx.

Uh -oh.

Scrapbook alert.

Yeah, well, I hope Roger gets here
before she starts talking about the time

had to cut the crazy blue out of my
hair.

Ah, Tia, look!

Here's a picture of you with one
ponytail on the side of your head and a

spot on the other.

Oh, please, man. You know I hate that.

Oh, relax, Tia.

Everybody has old photos of themselves
that are a little embarrassing.

Oh. Not everybody does.

Well, I guess it's time to put the
scrapbook up. Who's hungry?

Oh, wait a minute. You're not fooling
anyone, Lisa. We all know you're

photophobic. Mm -hmm.

Stop it now. Come on. Now, there's lots
of pictures.

Lots of, lots of pictures of me in here.

Look,

here's one.

That's the girls and me at Disney World.

In the corner, there.

My sneaker.

Ooh, L .A. gay, huh?

Lisa, you're hiding behind Goofy?

That's pathetic.

Goofy wasn't complaining.

Mom, I'm going to be going away to
college soon, and I would like a picture

you, not just your shoe.

I'll remedy that right now. Let me get
my camera.

No, no, no, not with my bangs looking
like this. Oh, Lisa, hold still.

No, Ray Ray, stay away.

Lisa, you better turn around. What I'm
snapping, you're not going to want

framed.

Everybody see how different we have come
to be.

Step, step, step, step.

Even though I'm glad to be with ya, I
gotta feel a thrill for me like you got

do what's right for you.

That's Roger.

What are you guys doing here? Oh, I'm
sorry. I thought we had girlfriends that

lived here.

Pride to see you, that's all.

Well, we were on our way down to the
mall, and we knew you guys wouldn't want

miss on what they've got.

The original Batmobile. Oh, and they're
letting people sit in it. Oh, I am so

there. Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait.

Does the Batmobile have a backseat?
Because Tamara and I were going to go

with our good friend Roger tonight.

Roger, the kid from next door that's
always bothering y 'all?

Well, you said he comes over all the
time, uninvited, and he never leaves. We

invited him over that one time.

And what did the jury say to him?

Go home, Roger.

Go home, Roger.

Go home, Roger.

Nothing.

See, there he is right now.

Hey, guys, why don't we all just roll
together, you know?

I don't know. Yeah, he's just a junior.
I mean, you guys really want to hang out

with a kid?

Oh, come on. He's our friend. Yeah, I
want you guys to get to know him better.

mean, he's really, really sweet. You
like him.

Dag, y 'all.

Y 'all got wood for brains?

I mean, the doorbell rings, turn the
knob, let Roger in. I mean, how hard

that be?

Come on in, Roger.

Well, you know Tyreek and Jordan.
They're coming along, too, yeah? Cool.

up? Uh, not much. We was just gonna kick
it at the mall.

Oh, man, I heard they got the original
Batmobile down there. I can't wait to

in it. Yeah, now you're talking, dog.

See? I just knew you guys would get
along.

Okay, well, look, there's five of us, so
whose car are we gonna take?

Oh, why don't I drive my dad's car?
Yeah. Why don't we all just dive into a

ditch right now?

Excuse me, are you saying there's
something wrong with the way I drive?

Not if you're a crash test dummy. Right,
guys?

You know, I don't know, Roger. We always
drive. Yeah, are they bad drivers?

Bad? Let me drop a little twin history
on you.

Okay, come on, Roger. Nobody wants to
hear those dumb... I'm sorry.

Y 'all want to hear some dumb stories?
You know it. Well, see, that bad luck

with cars started when they were not
even old enough to drive.

I started to put my foot on the brakes.

Put your foot on the brakes.

Put your foot on the brakes. For God's
sake, brake!

Curb! Curb!

Too close! Too close!

How do you know?

I think that's how you know, Junior.

I didn't know how to drive.

What about last year on that foggy night
you drove right onto the dock at Lake

Erie?

What do I do? What do I do?

Put it in reverse!

I can't swim.

Okay, come on, guys. Don't drive that
fast.

Can we, you know, talk about something
else?

Yeah, let's get some music up in here.

Is that a CD player on your dash?

No, the guy who stole it from me called
it an A -track or something. I just put

my sunglasses in it.

Oh, hey, guys, there goes Hot Rods. Man,
their shakes are the bomb.

We had some great times there, didn't
we? Yeah. Yeah.

I remember that's where you two had that
famous double date. Roger.

What? You said you wanted to talk about
something else. No, no, no. I want to

hear about it.

Well, let's just say it was a very short
thing.

Why don't you just give it up sour
though?

We both have dates and I don't mean each
other.

We're talking basketball star.

Right behind you.

Where?

Look down.

Ow!

Well, what do you know? So wait!

Baby Maggie's in the jackpot!

Ka -ka -ka -ka -ka -ching!

Ka -ka -ka -ka -ka -ching!

That's not even funny. Why are we
laughing?

Tamara, you know, I didn't know you had
a thing for younger men.

problems but michael's still a man let's
talk about hang time dude i thought i'd

never say this but whew thank goodness
they are talking about basketball and

us let's keep it that way hey y 'all did
you guys see dennis robbins hair i

swear it was orange it was you know
jordan almost dunked his head by mistake

funny looking hair let me tell you about
the time tia tried to give herself a

perm this isn't happening she thought
she could hide it under her hat

a girl sees a urinal?

Excuse me.

I've got to go visit Mr. Urinal myself.

Want to come to you?

Hey, y 'all. Y 'all leave my baby alone.
Okay, look, I'll go get you. It's okay.

Dog case, daughter. You're the man, dog.

Thanks for inviting me. Those guys kill
me.

Not if we get to you first.

What do I do?

You're embarrassing us in front of our
boyfriends.

You know, they see us as sophisticated
and cosmopolitan. Yeah.

They don't know anything about our dork
days.

Those stories weren't all that dorky.
It's not like I told them about the time

you tried out for cheerleader.

Don't even think it.

We were humiliated in front of the
entire school.

People are just starting to forget about
that.

No, they're not.

I just had some kids cracking up in the
library about a good week.

Just promise me you will not tell the
guys that story. Please. Okay, I

I won't even mention the word
cheerleader. What about cheerleaders?

Oh, nothing.

I promised the girls I wouldn't tell you
about the time they tried out. Roger!

No, no, no, go ahead, dog. Tell us what
happened.

We tried. We didn't make it in the
store. Latte, please?

You didn't make it seem like it was that
bad.

The only reason why people were laughing
at you is because you didn't think you

had to practice.

Whoa, whoa.

People were laughing at them?

Oh, sure.

I mean, you should have seen it.

Roger, you go strong with the last one,
I tell you. Why don't we all hook up

sooner? Hey, hey, you know, I'll tell
you what, Rog. We all going bowling next

week. Man, why don't you go?

Okay, girls?

Okay, then it's a date.

And bam, the door slams shut right
behind. Oh, man, you're lying.

If I'm lying, I'm dying. Did I mention
it was 18 degrees outside?

For real?

For real.

Look, picture it. There they were
looking all pitiful, locked out right

the front porch with their little tired
high.

Water Mermaid.

Man,

I wish I had seen that. Oh, you can. I
took Polaroids. I got this one when

they're banging on the door. It's
beautiful. I ain't going to climb up the

bathroom.

Nobody wants to see those dumb pictures,
Roger. Well, I do.

Yeah, bring them on. We meet you inside.

I'll call you later, Tamara.

I'll see you later, too. Look, I'll just
call you to see if it's all right to

call you. I know.

Boy, you guys must have really screwed
up somehow.

So, y 'all got pie?

Unless your mama made you some pie, you
won't be getting any.

You're not welcome in this house.

Well, I never was, but that never
stopped me before.

Roger, don't you get it?

You promised to stop embarrassing us,
and then you did it anyway.

Come on, guys, don't take it so
seriously. We were just having a little

Well, we were.

I see where this is headed.

Go home, Roger.

Wrong. No.

Go home, Roger.

For good.

Morning.

Lucky charms?

You never eat those.

Come to think of it, I never eat those.
Why we keep on them?

For Roger.

Oh.

The little green clover was his
favorite.

You've had enough.

I guess you're right.

Tia, face it.

We've matured.

He's still the goofy little kid. And
mature adults don't act like fools.

Okay. Most mature adults don't act like
fools.

Morning,

Lisa.

Oh, nice try, Ray.

Lisa, put down the pan. I'm not going to
take your picture.

You just stay where you are. Don't you
try and follow me.

Oh, Lisa, come on.

Wait a minute. I need your pan. I'm
going to make some eggs.

Magically delicious.

I don't know why that coyote keeps
buying acne products.

That stuff never works.

Look at Roger's little brain.

Oh, no, you are not going there. Now
grow up and watch some cartoons.

That's my neighbor, Roger.

Let's have some fun with him.

Hi, Tamara.

I just wanted to tell you that I saw you
in school today and you look really,

really radiant.

Thanks, Roger.

I wish I had more to say, but that took
me all afternoon.

Roger, come in.

You invited me in?

What's wrong?

Nothing, nothing.

I just wanted you to meet a girl. friend
of mine well i'll have trouble paying

attention to anyone but you hi i don't
know what's going on here but

i'm very very excited

oh oh and look look look

here's the first place ribbon from the
school talent show do you remember what

the three of us think oh come on tamira

Oh, don't worry, don't worry. It looks
like neither of us have to talk.

No answer? No, no, it's his answer
machine.

Does he still sing Prince songs in the
outgoing message?

Yeah.

And he just started the second verse of
International Lover.

Oh.

Hey.

Hey, where'd that stuff come from?

Oh, just somewhere we're sorry. stuff
jordan tyreek left on the front porch

rogers doesn't call back yet no

tamera we must have really hurt his
feelings um hello roger

this is t again hi roger and tamera um
look we are so

so sorry about last night so would you
please please call us back so we can

okay

Usually when we call him over, he's over
here before we finish leaving the

message.

If he's been crying, pretend not to
notice.

Hey, what's up?

I'm a little busy right now.

Here, have a balloon.

It's on a stick and everything.

Yeah.

Um, Roger, we want to apologize.

I mean, old friends, they should be able
to laugh about the past.

Yeah.

That's one of the nicer things about
growing up, you know?

All that embarrassing stuff doesn't seem
to be so horrible anymore.

It's kind of funny when you think about
it. Yeah.

So, what do you say? Do you want to go
back inside and talk about the good old

days?

We may find.

I'm afraid not.

Oh, come on, Roger. Don't be mad.

Mad? Why would I be mad?

Well, we told you to stay home for good.

You guys have been saying that stuff
since we were little.

I just figured you had no home training.

If you're not mad, then why won't you
come inside?

Roger, who are you talking to?

Oh, just the kids from next door,
Jennifer.

Give me a minute. Sometimes they're a
little tough to get rid of.

Hi.

Well,

I'd love to stay and chat, but I got a
date.

I canceled Jennifer last night so I
could hang out with you guys.

You did?

Why?

Well, I just figured that we ought to
spend some time together before you guys

get busy with college.

I know just how you feel.

Well, it was nice meeting you, Jennifer.

Yeah. Bye. Bye.

Oh, no, not again!

Hey, Ma!

Ma! Ray!

Could you please let us in?

Are they always like that?

Hey, don't go cracking on my girls.
They're a little goofy, but they're

homies.

where they get it from dad

you

got the key right uh

well wait till tyreek and jordan hear
about this