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Guess who's coming to Bookum Joe for a
book signing?
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A celebrity?
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Kirk Franklin. He's coming to sign his
new CD.
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Tia, that is so cool.
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You're practically friends with Kirk
Franklin, which means I'm practically
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friends with Kirk Franklin. We're all
friends up in here.
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I am not his friend. It's just, you
know, part of my job. No big deal.
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Big deal, Tia.
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You could be photographed with Kirk
Franklin. Then your picture ends up in
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People. A famous producer sees you.
You're whipped to Hollywood where you
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deal to have your own sitcom.
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We could be famous.
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No. Stop the madness.
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Getting excited about a celebrity is so
junior high.
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Oh, you're right.
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Maybe I was a little crazy.
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It happens.
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Ladies and gentlemen of the Academy, oh,
my gosh, this is so heavy.
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Oh, my goodness.
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I'd like to thank my parents, my agents,
and all the
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little people who got me here.
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Thank you.
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Thank you.
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Thank you.
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You forgot to thank me.
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Even though I'm glad to be with you, I
gotta feel a thrill for me like you got
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to do what's right for you.
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People, if we don't find a way to sell
all these tickets, the band won't go to
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state. What?
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Is there a problem with the raffle?
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Let me put it this way. You see, sales
are so low, the only person going to
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state is the bus driver.
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He only came up with the lamest
fundraising idea in the history of
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High. You've let down the entire school.
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Oh, come on, guys.
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I'm sure there's a way we can make this
raffle work.
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What we need is a gimmick. You know,
like somebody who is somebody to pull
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winning ticket?
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Oh, you need a celebrity?
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Well, I got the hookup.
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Who is it this time?
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Cousin Urkel or Uncle Ice Cube?
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This time I'm not lying. It's my third
cousin on my Aunt Betty side.
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Batman from the group Immature.
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Mm -hmm. And my sister is TV's Tootie.
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Jason, none of us know any celebrities.
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Oh, but we will. Real soon. You know,
after Samara's tarred and feathered on
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football field.
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Whoa, whoa, whoa. Wait a minute, y 'all.
We don't have to go there.
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I can get a celebrity.
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Tamara, your father's limo commercial on
cable does not make him a celebrity.
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I'm not talking about my dad.
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I'm talking about a real celebrity.
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Like who?
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Like Kirk Franklin.
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For real?
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You know him?
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Tia does.
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Um, he's gonna be at Bookum Joe.
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You see, Tia can get him to come in and
pull the winning raffle ticket like
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that. No lie.
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Snap, if Kirk Franklin shows up...
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What are all these tickets?
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Tamara, because of you, this is going to
be the bomb.
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Oh, God, no.
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We're all the bomb.
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Tamara, how are you going to get T to
hook you up with Kurt Franklin?
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I have no idea.
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Hello, Lisa.
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Hey, Ray.
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Vivica called. She wants you to go with
her to the Donna Karan Fashion Show at
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Saks on Sunday.
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Oh, that's so nice.
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But come Sunday, I'm going to be at the
Lions game sitting on the 50 -yard line
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holding a beer.
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Ray, come Sunday, you're going to be at
Saks sitting outside the dressing room
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holding Vivica's purse.
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What makes you say that?
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Well, I've seen you with her, and how
can I put this delicately?
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I can't. She got you whipped.
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I am not whipped.
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Who watered her plants at the crack
of...
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Well, she was out of town.
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Who picked up her stuff from the
drugstore last week?
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Well, she was busy. You know, she had
to... Wit.
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I'll bet you $100 that you'll end up at
that fashion show.
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Well, you're on, Missy Miss.
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Because I want you to know I am my own
man.
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I do what I want to do when I want to do
it.
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And right now, I have something I want
to do.
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Yeah, Vivica mentioned that she's
expecting you at four to clean out her
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gutters. Oh, good.
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because that's what I want to do.
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Hi,
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Sid.
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Hey, Tamir.
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Tia, I really love that sweater you're
wearing.
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What do you want?
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I'm just trying to establish some love
in the room.
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Well, I feel the love, okay?
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Good, because, um... I told everyone you
could get Kirk Franklin a poorly
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winning raffle ticket at school.
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What?
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I promised everybody I would get Kirk
Franklin.
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If I don't, they'll think I'm a liar.
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You are a liar.
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Yeah, but I don't want everybody to know
it. Oh, my God.
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Look, Tia, if they find out, I'll never
be able to show my face at school again.
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Oh, they won't miss it, because my face
will still be there.
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Tia, if the band doesn't go to state,
it'll be all my fault.
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Tamir, what do you want me to do, huh?
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Stroll over to Kirk Franklin and say,
Yo, Kirk, how about saving my sister
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being the joke of the school?
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That works.
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But, um, you might want to drop, uh,
something about the raffle.
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Not gonna happen. Oh, dear, please!
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Please! Please, please, please, please,
please, please!
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Remember the womb!
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Oh, no, Tamara.
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Not the womb again.
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You know you're gonna do it.
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Not unless you get out of my face.
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Tia, you're really starting to suck the
love out of the room here.
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Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey.
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Where are you going?
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Clark, I was going to see if Mr.
Franklin wanted a smoothie.
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Oh, trying to be slick, huh?
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Breaching security.
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If he wants a smoothie, I'll get him a
smoothie.
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I'm the one in charge of celebrity
smoothie relations.
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Now, get over there by that door. I saw
a girl with Afro puffs trying to sneak
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in. But Clark, I... Roger,
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can you see if T's talking to Kirk
Franklin?
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No.
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Man. The guy wasn't anything like this
to Kool Moe D.
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Hey, Clark, the Afro -puff crisis is
under control, so now can I meet him?
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late. He's out of here.
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Back away from the celebrity.
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Keep your hands in view at all times.
Wait, wait, Mr. Franklin, Kirk.
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Tia, stop stalking the celebrity.
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Now get behind that counter and start
serving those Kirkachinos.
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Kirkacino? That sounds good.
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This is great.
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Makes me want to stomp.
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Will you be quiet and let the girl tell
us what time Kirk's coming to school?
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He's not, Tamara.
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I never even got near him.
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Eeya!
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What am I supposed to do? Tamara, just
don't worry, okay? I mean, you only made
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one little comment in the meeting. Who's
going to remember that?
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Hey, you guys, check it out. A special
edition... of the school paper for
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tomorrow's fundraiser.
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Surprise celebrity ad raffle.
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It's going to be a surprise, all right.
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Why doesn't it say Kirk Franklin?
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Oh, that old printing press at school?
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It has a broken K.
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Yeah, and nobody would pay to see her
friendly.
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No, but this is even better. People are
buying these tickets like crazy just to
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see what celebrity is going to show up.
I'm saying, girl, this raffle is blowing
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up, and it's all because of you, Tamara,
and I'm going to make sure everybody
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knows it.
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Later.
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Well, Tamara, made front page.
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I don't know what the next headline's
gonna say.
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Angry students, ill Tamara.
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Well, out of the goodness of her heart,
Tia tried to get Kirk Franklin, but she
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couldn't.
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It's not her fault.
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It's all on me.
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So, basically, I lied.
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And that's the truth.
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We are all going to look like idiots.
The whole school is going to show up
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expecting a surprise celebrity guest,
and the surprise is we have no one.
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all it takes is one phone call from Aunt
Betty and bam!
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Cousin Batman to the rescue.
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Roger, can you really hook us up with
Immatures?
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Did you hear me say bam?
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Why are you just sitting there, boy? Go
call.
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Oh, so now you believe me.
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No more shut up, Roger.
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Go home, Roger.
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Now it's, we need you, Roger. You're the
man, Roger.
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Nobody said you're the man.
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Oh. Well, then let me sit back down.
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You're the man.
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I didn't hear everybody.
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You're the man.
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Oh, please.
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You're embarrassing me.
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Well, we're going to be killing you if
you don't make that phone call.
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Coming together like clockwork. And you
guys were worried.
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Hey, Miss Landry.
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Oh, Roger. Did those girls send you in
here to get their snacks again?
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Uh -uh.
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They sent me in here to save the day.
Because I'm the man.
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Have you been talking to Rick?
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Hey, Betty.
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How's the weather in L .A.? I know
you're not calling long distance on my
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Yes, Roger.
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How's Batman?
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Roger Evans, your nephew, you know,
three times removed.
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If she don't know you by now, hang up.
This is costing me money.
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Yeah, that's right, Jimmy's son.
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Yeah, check it out.
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Two friends of mine lied and promised
their school that they can get a
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for their raffle.
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So I need you to hook me up with Batman.
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Oh, he's on the road with immature?
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Well, don't you have a bat signal or
something?
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Oh, nice talking to you, too.
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Uh, Evans.
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Roger Evans.
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Uh, Roger, sounds like you could use
some sound advice from somebody who is
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older and wiser.
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Yes, ma 'am. I could.
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Well, here's your advice. Next time you
call long distance on my phone, you call
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collect. My initials are not MCI.
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Well?
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Sorry. That man's on tour with Immature.
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We've got to find somebody by tomorrow
night. I know. Shoot, at this point, I'm
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so desperate, I'm about ready to take a
blow dryer and a press and comb to Roger
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and pass him off as Batman.
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Yeah, let that work.
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Well, it's either that or we stand in
front of the whole school and tell them
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was all a lie.
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Well, you know, if you squint with one
eye and don't look out of the other,
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brother does kind of look like Batman.
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We're number one.
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Are you telling me that you went to the
Lions game?
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Yes, I am.
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Yes, I am.
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And I am still the man.
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Oh, must have stained from a Detroit
dog.
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Interesting. Yeah, and it was good, too.
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Oh, hold up, Mr.
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Macho. I seem to detect a rather
delicate odor.
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One not quite indigenous to the Pontiac
Silverdome.
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Uh, what are you talking about?
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It's Vanilla Musk.
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Um, I can explain.
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It's me.
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I wanted to try something different.
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I'm all about Vanilla Musk.
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Ray Campbell, you know you went to that
fashion show.
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Only for an hour.
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And then I went over to the Lions game
for the second half.
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Oh, well, I'm impressed.
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You supported your woman and you still
managed to do what you wanted to do.
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Guess that means I am not whipped. Yes,
it does.
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And I don't owe you $100. No, you don't.
You only owe me $50 because you're
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still half -wit.
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I'd love to stay and argue the point,
but I have to get ready to go to the
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airport for a pickup.
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These immature kids are coming in.
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Oh, Ray, you don't even know them kids.
Don't be calling them names.
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They are a singing group.
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Immature is their name.
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Immature?
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Oh, Tia and Tamara have been trying to
get up with their school raffle.
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Oh, we got just enough time to pick them
up at the airport and...
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Save our girls from public humiliation.
What are you talking about?
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I'll tell you all about it in the car.
See, Roger's our betty. She's in L .A.
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Come on, Ray. Come on.
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Now, remember, Roger, yell a lot and end
with, you know what I'm saying, and do
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it in a low, sexy voice.
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Okay.
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Check this out.
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East side, west side, Detroit side, you
know what I'm saying?
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have to change our names.
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How about Lee and Lamera?
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Chill, Lamera.
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Now listen, Roger. When you hear Tamera
introduce Batman, you run on stage, pull
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the ticket, and run off. Run, pull, run.
Got it? Yeah. Pull, run, run. Got it.
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Wait, hold it, you guys.
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He still doesn't look right.
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I know.
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Under your top button.
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A t -shirt.
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Batman does not wear a t -shirt.
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A belt of chill.
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We need you on stage. Hurry up.
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Okay, you guys. This is it.
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Let go.
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Dead girls walking.
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Batman, you are so sweet to come down
here and pull the winning ticket.
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Well, how could I say no? You wouldn't
let me out of the limo.
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Well, you're out now.
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And I want you to know my girls are
going to appreciate this so much.
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Well, I'm always down for helping out at
school.
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00:15:25,400 --> 00:15:27,860
So, uh... Where's the star dressing room
you were telling me about?
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Right there.
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Ooh, I've been in worse.
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Where's Batman?
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Oh, he's in the boys' dressing room.
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Did you find Tia and Tamara?
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00:15:40,920 --> 00:15:41,879
Uh, not yet.
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Beth thinks they're in the band room.
Oh, great. I can't wait to tell them the
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good news.
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00:16:04,740 --> 00:16:06,260
Man, I knew Aunt Betty would come
through.
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00:16:06,480 --> 00:16:07,480
What up?
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Who are you?
303
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Roger. Roger Evans.
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Oh, Jimmy, son.
305
00:16:13,400 --> 00:16:14,540
Man, I heard you were in juvie.
306
00:16:16,240 --> 00:16:17,240
No, no, no, no.
307
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That's Charlie, son.
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Man, let me tell you, I truly enjoy your
music.
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00:16:21,380 --> 00:16:23,620
And as a musician myself, I... Watch it,
cuz.
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Why y 'all G'd up like me? Because the
music department was in trouble.
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I know.
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00:16:29,480 --> 00:16:30,900
Lisa and her chauffeur clued me.
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That's why I'm here.
314
00:16:33,600 --> 00:16:36,390
Man. This is the first time I ever had a
prayer answer.
315
00:16:36,830 --> 00:16:37,830
Thanks, bro.
316
00:16:38,350 --> 00:16:40,750
So, uh, you're gonna go out on stage as
me?
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00:16:41,010 --> 00:16:42,010
Uh -huh.
318
00:16:42,790 --> 00:16:43,790
Man, are you tripping?
319
00:16:44,130 --> 00:16:46,330
You don't look nothing like me. Who you
tellin'?
320
00:16:46,330 --> 00:16:51,730
I look better.
321
00:17:04,240 --> 00:17:05,179
I'm scared is on point.
322
00:17:05,180 --> 00:17:06,180
And I am Batman.
323
00:17:06,480 --> 00:17:07,439
That's right.
324
00:17:07,440 --> 00:17:08,579
Keep believing it. Yeah.
325
00:17:15,960 --> 00:17:19,760
Oh, now that is what I call a funky
shirt.
326
00:17:20,260 --> 00:17:21,260
Thanks, Miss Landry.
327
00:17:21,619 --> 00:17:24,339
Miss Landry. Oh, you know you can call
me Lisa.
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00:17:24,740 --> 00:17:25,740
I can?
329
00:17:25,940 --> 00:17:26,940
Cool, Lisa.
330
00:17:28,240 --> 00:17:31,620
And let me just say again how happy I am
that you're doing this.
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00:17:31,930 --> 00:17:34,690
So you're not still mad about the long
-distance phone call? Oh, no, I'm not.
332
00:17:35,070 --> 00:17:36,070
Long -distance?
333
00:17:38,550 --> 00:17:39,550
Roger?
334
00:17:41,310 --> 00:17:42,350
Yes, Lisa?
335
00:17:43,950 --> 00:17:47,070
Don't you call me Lisa. Boy, get out of
my way. What is wrong with you? Where is
336
00:17:47,070 --> 00:17:48,370
Batman?
337
00:17:49,470 --> 00:17:50,530
I guess he's out on stage.
338
00:17:50,790 --> 00:17:52,470
Well, what are we standing around here
for? Come on, let's go.
339
00:17:52,690 --> 00:17:55,070
What you do to your head, child? I know
you didn't use my blow dryer.
340
00:17:57,110 --> 00:18:00,070
And now, the moment you've been waiting
for.
341
00:18:02,360 --> 00:18:07,320
guest. Just so you know, he has a very
bad toothache, so he won't be saying
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00:18:07,320 --> 00:18:10,140
much. In fact, he won't be saying
anything at all.
343
00:18:34,440 --> 00:18:35,440
How's it going?
344
00:18:35,560 --> 00:18:37,500
Something's wrong with the girls. What?
345
00:18:37,840 --> 00:18:41,140
Well, they're treating Batman like
he's... Roger?
346
00:18:42,480 --> 00:18:44,480
Bat! Bat! Bat!
347
00:18:44,980 --> 00:18:49,180
When I say shut, you say up. Shut up!
Shut up!
348
00:18:50,940 --> 00:18:52,560
Are y 'all ready to party?
349
00:18:57,840 --> 00:19:00,340
We're gonna try and sing.
350
00:19:06,510 --> 00:19:07,510
Tell the truth.
351
00:19:08,750 --> 00:19:10,390
Batman's in the house.
352
00:19:10,910 --> 00:19:15,410
Batman's in the house. Come on, now say
Batman's in the house. Everybody listen.
353
00:19:15,630 --> 00:19:16,630
Batman's in the house.
354
00:19:16,870 --> 00:19:18,610
Quiet in the house.
355
00:19:19,110 --> 00:19:20,990
Quiet in the house.
356
00:19:22,510 --> 00:19:25,670
Um, there's something you all should
know.
357
00:19:26,310 --> 00:19:31,510
I was so worried about letting everybody
down that I was willing to do anything
358
00:19:31,510 --> 00:19:32,710
to make this raffle work.
359
00:19:50,090 --> 00:19:52,630
If he's Roger, then who are you?
360
00:19:53,810 --> 00:19:54,810
I'm Batman.
361
00:19:57,370 --> 00:19:59,490
Tamara and Tia have been way too modest,
you guys.
362
00:19:59,770 --> 00:20:02,590
If it weren't for these two, I wouldn't
be here tonight. So let's show them some
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00:20:02,590 --> 00:20:03,590
love. Come on, everybody.
364
00:20:07,850 --> 00:20:10,650
And now, I have a couple more mystery
guests for you guys.
365
00:20:11,030 --> 00:20:14,030
Before I pull to win the ticket, I want
y 'all to give it up for the fellas.
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00:20:14,070 --> 00:20:16,170
Eddie B and Romeo, Immatures in the
Head.
367
00:21:13,390 --> 00:21:15,470
How you did it, but thanks for saving
our butts again.
368
00:21:15,890 --> 00:21:17,970
I just hope your lying days are over.
369
00:21:18,270 --> 00:21:20,810
That's right, because I have just
kidnapped my last celebrity.
370
00:21:21,790 --> 00:21:23,470
He may be family, but I don't get it.
371
00:21:24,010 --> 00:21:25,090
What are girls seeing, cuz?
372
00:21:50,700 --> 00:21:54,040
producer sees you, you're with the Holly
De... Hollyville.
373
00:21:56,280 --> 00:21:57,280
No!
374
00:21:57,720 --> 00:21:58,720
Quite indigenous.
375
00:22:01,540 --> 00:22:04,680
You're deflated.
376
00:22:05,280 --> 00:22:11,740
I'm all about the middle... I'm all
about the...
377
00:22:11,740 --> 00:22:14,080
I think we're gonna be talking for my
sister.
378
00:22:14,280 --> 00:22:16,180
See, Kirk. I mean, Arch.
379
00:22:16,480 --> 00:22:17,560
Kirk's not your name.
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