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Oh, Michael.
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Yeah, I know what you mean.
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When you're 15 and you don't have a
boyfriend, it seems like the whole world
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a couple and they have this secret code
only they can understand.
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You know.
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You know, you know.
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I know, you know.
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I didn't say it was a brilliant code.
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Oh, that's so sweet.
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Well, I guess you can't blame her. I
mean, Mike was cute, adorable, and has a
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great smile.
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Not that I noticed.
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Yeah, Michael.
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See you, Michael.
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Bye, Michael.
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That was Michael.
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Duh.
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Listen, uh, do you want to go out
tonight?
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Oh, I thought you had a date with
Michael. He has to work. Come on, we'll
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a movie.
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I don't know. I hate going to the movie
Saturday night, watching everybody
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hugging and kissing while I'm picking
juju bees out of my retainer.
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Well, okay, here's what we'll do.
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I'll bring along a sweater, put it on
the empty seat, and we'll tell everybody
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our dates are getting popcorn.
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That's really dumb.
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We'll need two sweaters.
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Hi,
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girls. You think this is too sexy?
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No. I better go change.
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Mom!
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Tia, I know that I'm embarrassing you.
That's why I do it.
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Hey, Lisa, um, didn't you see that movie
quiz show?
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Yeah, I saw it with Terrence.
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What's it about?
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I said I saw it with Terrence.
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It must be him.
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I think I should sit right down here and
wait for him to come to the door. Now,
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that is the ladylike thing to do.
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Like I'm a lady.
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Bye, girls.
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Bye.
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Come on, let's get to the movie. This is
going to be so fun.
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Hello?
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Oh, hi, Michael.
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You don't have to work?
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No, I'm not doing anything.
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I'll see you in 20 minutes.
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It's gonna be so fun.
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Let's see, what am I gonna wear?
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One, two, three, four... Oh, Tamira, if
I've gotten a five, I was gonna kill
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you.
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It's a Kodak moment.
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Dad. Weren't you going out tonight?
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Yeah. I was almost out the door with Tia
until she gets this call from Michael.
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Michael, Michael, Michael.
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Roll your boat ashore.
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Hallelujah.
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Dad, please.
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Hey, I got an idea. Why don't the two of
us go out?
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Together? Yeah, we'll have a lot of fun.
Maybe go play miniature golf, go to a
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planetarium. Why don't I put on my feety
pajamas and we'll go to a drive -in
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movie?
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I'll get the blankets.
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Dad, you don't go out with your father
on a Saturday night. Will you try and
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understand?
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I'm just an old phobia whose daughter is
too embarrassed to be seen with him in
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public. You really do understand.
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I want death here, hate here, and across
my chest. Mom.
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Michael, what are we doing here?
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I just like to look around, that's all.
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What kind of sick, demented, but quality
people would come here?
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I think it's kind of cool.
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If you were going to get a tattoo, which
one would you choose?
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Me? Like I'd ever do that.
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Yeah, I think you look kind of hot with
the tattoo.
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Me? Hot?
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Well, let's take a look over here.
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Let's see.
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There's a plane crashing, a wolf eating
a baby, and an open grave.
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This is not a happy place, is it?
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Look at those two. They're getting
tattooed together.
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Oh, he's in her rattlesnake.
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That's love.
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We used to do this.
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What? Are you kidding?
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It'd be a great way to show how much we
love each other. Everywhere we go,
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people would say... Wait a minute. Could
you back up a little bit?
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No. Back to the love part.
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Michael, you said you love me.
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Yeah? Well, you never said that before.
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I'm sure I have.
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No, I would have written that down. I
keep track of all that stuff.
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I love you, Tia.
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Glad we got that out the way.
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When was the first time you knew?
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I guess the first time I saw you.
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Well, what did I say? What was I
wearing?
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I don't remember.
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Oh, that's so romantic.
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Amira! Amira!
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Michael!
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Michael! Amira!
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Oh, hey.
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You were dreaming about Michael?
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Jackson. The whole Jackson family.
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Except Latoya.
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So, how was your date?
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You're not going to believe this.
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We got a tattoo.
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Mine is a half -heart that says Michael,
and his says Tia.
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You got a tattoo?
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You?
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Yeah, me.
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Wait a minute. I'm awake, right?
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It's so beautiful.
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Your mom's going to rip your shoulder
off.
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No, she's going to be great. She's going
to be cool. I'm not going to tell her.
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I can't believe you.
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And you know what?
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There's more body piercing.
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Michael said he loves me.
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He did?
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Yeah. You know, Tamir, tonight Michael
was... Tia, do you mind if we talk about
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you and Michael tomorrow?
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I'm kind of tired.
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Oh, yeah, sure.
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Good night.
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Good night, Tia.
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Tia, did you notice that I didn't wait
up for you by the door last night with a
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barrage of questions?
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Yeah, and I appreciate it. So, where'd
you go? What'd you do? What'd you say?
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What'd you eat?
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Bye. Oh, Tia, Tia, wait a second. You're
about the same size as my customer. I'm
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gonna try to come. Here, take a picture.
Oh, Mom, I gotta go. Come on. No, I
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have a cold.
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Wait a minute.
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Mm -hmm.
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I know what's going on here.
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You do?
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You got your first hickey, didn't you?
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You're right, Mom.
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And I'm so ashamed.
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Bye. Oh, no, no, wait, wait, no, no, no.
I'm not real happy about this, but we
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can put some cocoa butter on that thing.
I know all the tricks. Come on, let me
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see. Oh, come on.
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What the heck is this?
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Well, it's not a hickey.
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Start talking.
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You see, Mom, what happened is, well, I
don't know how to say it.
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Well, that's about it.
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What are you trying to say?
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I'm scared of you.
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You better be scared.
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How could you do this?
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Well, first rubbing with some alcohol.
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Tia, Tia, you are grounded.
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Look, I know I went a little crazy.
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And you are never going to see that boy
again.
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I'm going to see him. You can't do that.
I just did it. You don't own me.
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I am renting you for 21 years.
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Mom, that's not fair.
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I don't care.
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You're ruining my life.
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I hate you. You don't hate me. Yes, I
do. Oh, no. I used to tell my mother I
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hated her. Now that was hate.
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No, no. You love me. I hate you. You're
a...
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You're right.
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I'm going to call Michael right now.
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Tia, put down that phone.
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You are not talking to that boy.
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And stop making faces at me.
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She's an alien.
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Oh, man.
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I'm supposed to meet Michael tonight.
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Tamara, you've got to go meet him. Me?
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Yeah. And tell him even though I can't
see him, I'll be thinking about him all
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day. When I wake up in the morning, when
I brush my teeth, when I comb my hair,
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when I... Is this going to be a long
day?
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She's grounded.
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Really? What did she do?
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I don't want to talk about it. That
juicy, huh?
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Roger, it's none of your business.
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Wait, wait, wait, wait.
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Did she flip out and run around the
neighborhood naked?
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No. Did she cheat on the test and run
around the neighborhood naked?
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No. At any point was she naked?
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Roger. Sorry. I just like to say the
word naked.
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Roger, she just got a tattoo.
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What? I can't believe my innocent flower
mutilated her naked body in such a
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foul, disgusting way.
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Did it say Roger?
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No. Then I'm really outraged. And that's
the naked truth.
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Michael.
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Samara, what's wrong?
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Listen, Lisa found out about the tattoo.
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And Tia, she can't see you anymore.
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What? Tia, she can't do that to us.
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What did she say?
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Well, she wanted you to know that she
loves you.
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I really love her.
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And she's always thinking about you.
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I'm missing her already.
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And even though you guys are not
together, she'll always be with you.
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But she's not with me.
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I know how bad you must feel.
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I can't believe I'm not going to see her
again.
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This is all my fault.
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No, no, it's not your fault. You didn't
even know this was going to happen.
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I just wish I could hold her.
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Everything? Yeah, and don't leave
anything out.
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Okay.
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I told him you loved him.
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I also held him in my arms.
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Thanks a lot, Tamera. I really
appreciate it.
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Hey, I'm your sister.
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I'm also a boyfriend -hugging scum.
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Tamera, I have to ask you a favor.
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I want you to see Michael every once in
a while.
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Just so you know I can have some kind of
contact.
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I definitely can't do this.
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I'm not right.
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Okay, I'll see him tomorrow.
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Thanks.
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No, I can't do this.
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Look, Tia, you and Michael belong
together, and nobody should come between
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But my mom, she's not... Tia, look, um,
maybe we can soften her up. Like, make
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something for her. What's her favorite
dish?
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Anything on a plate.
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And stretch, and stretch, and stretch.
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Yeah, that's it. That's it.
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All right, what are you watching?
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Uh, CNN.
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Oh, Ray, Ray, Ray.
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Okay, how much you want to borrow?
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No, that'd be four rays with a little
quiver in my voice.
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Well, what's the matter?
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I can't believe it. Tia got a tattoo.
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It's like I don't even know my own
daughter.
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I know what you're going through. I
tried hanging out with Tamara.
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It's like I embarrass her.
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Ray, what are we going to do? I don't
know. You know how teenagers do these
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crazy things. We just can't let it upset
us.
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How do you keep so sane?
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I watch CNN.
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A cake?
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Oh, sweetie, that was nice.
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But don't think you can buy me off.
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Is that German chocolate?
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Mom, I'm really sorry about what I said
the other day.
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I don't hate you. I never hated you. Oh,
honey, I know that.
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There's no poison in this, is there?
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Mom.
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Oh, baby, you know, I hate grounding you
and telling you you can't see Michael
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again. It makes me feel really bad.
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I deserve the punishment.
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Tia, how could you get a tattoo?
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Well, it was one of those spur -of -the
-moment things.
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That lasts forever.
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I mean, you may think it's like a work
of art, but 20 years from now, you'll be
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saying to yourself, why did I get that
thing on my butt?
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Mom, it's on my shoulder.
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Oh.
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Oh, yeah, right.
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Shoulder, yeah.
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Yeah, I knew that.
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Mom,
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No, of course not.
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What is it?
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A tiger.
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You're kidding.
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To this day, I can't even look at a bowl
of Frosted Flakes.
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Hey, wait a minute.
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You're coming down on me, and you have
one?
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Tia, don't you understand?
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I let some guy talk me into it, and now
that guy's long gone, and I'm stuck here
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with a tiger on my tail.
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Mom, this is different.
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Oh, really?
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Tell me, Tia.
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Did you want the tattoo?
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Well, I guess.
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Maybe. All I know is Michael and I are
in love.
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Well, then if you're really in love,
then you can just say no, right?
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And that's another conversation we're
going to have in the very near future.
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But for now, just say no to everything.
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Mom, I love Michael. And I'm always
going to love him.
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I need to see him.
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Honey, you're changing so much.
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I'm still me.
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Yeah. and you're still going to be
grounded for two weeks, too.
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I deserve it.
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And you are going to get rid of that
tattoo.
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Okay.
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But... There's a but?
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After your punishment is over, you can
see Michael.
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Oh, thanks, Mom. You're the best. I love
you.
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Yeah, yeah, yeah. We're going to eat
this cake or what?
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Mom, can I ask you something?
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Yeah, sure, honey. Anything.
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Why, Tiger?
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Well, baby...
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It started out as a little kitty, then
over the years... Oh, I got it.
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00:15:41,040 --> 00:15:45,420
Okay, Tia and Michael were going to get
back together, but Michael and I had
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some unfinished business.
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I mean, you saw the way he hugged me. It
was the start of a relationship.
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But Tia's my sister, and even though I
liked him, I had to tell him that the
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meant nothing and hope he wouldn't be
too destroyed.
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I can see Tia.
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Oh, man, that's great. I can't wait.
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I'm going to buy some flowers. I'm going
to get me a new shirt, take it to the
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movies. Oh, man, it doesn't matter. I
can't wait.
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Michael here, Michael here, Michael
here, Michael here.
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Who is it?
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Michael. Michael here.
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I feel like I've been getting ready for
two weeks. You have.
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so sweet.
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I've missed you.
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You're not even pretty.
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00:16:35,530 --> 00:16:38,570
Oh, Tamira, can you put these in water?
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00:16:38,790 --> 00:16:41,930
Oh, yeah, sure. I was going to suggest
that. They need to go in water.
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00:16:42,970 --> 00:16:44,350
How about Lake Michigan?
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00:16:46,750 --> 00:16:47,750
Hello, Martha.
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Mrs. Landry.
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00:16:49,810 --> 00:16:51,110
You look... Don't even try.
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00:16:52,590 --> 00:16:56,690
Now, I'm willing to let bygones be
bygones and start off with a fresh
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Thank you, and I promise I'll never...
You bet you will never. And the next
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she comes home with something she didn't
leave with, you will know the wrath of
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the tiger.
330
00:17:04,839 --> 00:17:06,440
Huh? Don't ask.
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00:17:06,960 --> 00:17:08,720
Now go ahead and... Hug.
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00:17:10,480 --> 00:17:11,740
Yeah, that's enough for the month.
333
00:17:13,420 --> 00:17:14,540
You kids go out.
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00:17:14,859 --> 00:17:15,859
Enjoy yourselves.
335
00:17:16,400 --> 00:17:17,680
Go out and have some fun.
336
00:17:18,220 --> 00:17:19,319
And remember, I'm like...
337
00:17:28,430 --> 00:17:30,270
or is that dessert a desperate cry for
help?
338
00:17:32,490 --> 00:17:34,330
You've been moping around the house. Can
I help?
339
00:17:34,730 --> 00:17:35,930
Dad, you wouldn't understand.
340
00:17:40,370 --> 00:17:41,370
Just tell me.
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00:17:41,590 --> 00:17:43,470
I can't. Sure you can.
342
00:17:44,870 --> 00:17:45,870
Okay, fine.
343
00:17:46,250 --> 00:17:49,470
I can't be with T anymore because she's
so in love with Michael and I'm so in
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00:17:49,470 --> 00:17:50,470
love with Michael.
345
00:17:58,220 --> 00:17:59,220
to have a broken heart.
346
00:17:59,640 --> 00:18:00,760
I can feel it.
347
00:18:04,000 --> 00:18:05,820
Jesus, I just thought you had a pimple
or something.
348
00:18:07,880 --> 00:18:11,320
Dad, I feel hollow like my kneecaps are
empty.
349
00:18:13,660 --> 00:18:17,140
Oh, sweetheart, I wish I could say
something, make it all go away, or at
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00:18:17,140 --> 00:18:18,140
fill up your kneecaps.
351
00:18:19,280 --> 00:18:20,280
Thanks, Dad.
352
00:18:20,300 --> 00:18:21,460
What do you say we just get out of here?
353
00:18:22,160 --> 00:18:23,840
Dad, we already talked about this.
354
00:18:24,120 --> 00:18:25,740
A Saturday night with my father?
355
00:18:27,400 --> 00:18:29,440
Get all dressed up. I'll take you to the
best restaurant in town.
356
00:18:29,640 --> 00:18:31,700
Dad, there's no way I'm going out.
357
00:18:32,140 --> 00:18:33,140
I'll let you drive.
358
00:18:33,380 --> 00:18:34,440
What are we waiting for?
359
00:18:36,120 --> 00:18:37,400
This is kind of fun. Oui, oui?
360
00:18:37,980 --> 00:18:38,980
I guess.
361
00:18:39,520 --> 00:18:41,960
You know, your mom and I used to bring
you to this restaurant all the time when
362
00:18:41,960 --> 00:18:42,699
you were a little girl.
363
00:18:42,700 --> 00:18:43,399
You did?
364
00:18:43,400 --> 00:18:46,580
Oh, yeah. Except back then when you said
oui, oui, we knew that somebody's
365
00:18:46,580 --> 00:18:47,580
dinner was going to get cold.
366
00:18:50,380 --> 00:18:51,800
Mom was great, wasn't she?
367
00:18:52,460 --> 00:18:53,540
Oh, yes, she was.
368
00:18:54,140 --> 00:18:56,880
And here I am caught up with all these
silly problems and...
369
00:18:57,160 --> 00:18:58,160
Hey, hey, hey.
370
00:18:58,380 --> 00:19:00,780
When you're in love, it's the most
important thing in the world.
371
00:19:01,000 --> 00:19:03,380
I can't believe I have a crush on my
sister's boyfriend.
372
00:19:03,700 --> 00:19:04,940
What kind of person am I?
373
00:19:05,860 --> 00:19:07,240
Give yourself a break.
374
00:19:08,000 --> 00:19:12,340
Now, I never told anybody this, but
before I got married, I was kind of
375
00:19:12,340 --> 00:19:13,960
attracted to my brother's wife.
376
00:19:14,620 --> 00:19:16,220
You had the hots for Aunt Velma?
377
00:19:16,760 --> 00:19:17,760
Ew.
378
00:19:18,800 --> 00:19:21,260
Well, she used to be quite a looker
before she beefed up.
379
00:19:23,600 --> 00:19:26,400
Anyway, the important thing is I knew
where to draw the line.
380
00:19:26,760 --> 00:19:29,840
And in the end, I end up meeting the
love of my life at their wedding.
381
00:19:30,360 --> 00:19:32,320
Oh, great. I have to wait till Tia gets
married?
382
00:19:33,400 --> 00:19:35,700
What I'm trying to say is that you will
meet somebody.
383
00:19:36,580 --> 00:19:37,820
No, not like Michael.
384
00:19:38,080 --> 00:19:39,080
He's the best.
385
00:19:39,760 --> 00:19:41,660
I'm never going to look at another guy
again.
386
00:19:42,220 --> 00:19:45,580
That boy over there is looking at you.
Really? Where?
387
00:19:47,420 --> 00:19:51,180
He was kind of cute, and it looks like
his mother's checking you out.
388
00:19:52,080 --> 00:19:53,400
I still got it.
389
00:19:54,160 --> 00:19:55,460
Why don't you go over there and say
hello?
390
00:19:55,740 --> 00:19:57,460
Me? Yeah, sure, why don't you?
391
00:19:57,800 --> 00:19:58,800
All right, we'll both go.
392
00:19:58,940 --> 00:20:01,400
Right. Come on, let's go.
393
00:20:01,960 --> 00:20:03,040
Dad, you're serious?
394
00:20:03,380 --> 00:20:05,560
A father -daughter pickup that thick?
395
00:20:06,960 --> 00:20:07,960
Let's be adventurous.
396
00:20:08,720 --> 00:20:09,980
Throw caution to the wind.
397
00:20:10,180 --> 00:20:12,080
And if it doesn't work, we'll run like
crazy.
398
00:20:12,640 --> 00:20:13,640
What do we say?
399
00:20:14,340 --> 00:20:16,400
Just watch and learn, Grasshopper.
400
00:20:18,780 --> 00:20:20,180
Hello. Hi.
401
00:20:20,600 --> 00:20:22,360
I'm Ray Campbell. This is my daughter,
Tamara.
402
00:20:22,720 --> 00:20:23,960
Hi, well, my name's Renee.
403
00:20:24,570 --> 00:20:25,950
And this is my boyfriend, Bob.
404
00:20:28,950 --> 00:20:31,210
Well, it's nice to meet you. Run like
crazy.
405
00:20:37,130 --> 00:20:40,990
Well, things are back to normal. And I'm
finally over Michael.
406
00:20:41,510 --> 00:20:42,530
I have a boyfriend.
407
00:20:43,330 --> 00:20:45,950
Well, actually, I have a few prospects.
408
00:20:46,970 --> 00:20:49,830
Okay, I don't have any prospects, but
I'm over it.
409
00:20:50,190 --> 00:20:53,190
And the best part is, is I have my
sister back and...
410
00:20:53,440 --> 00:20:54,480
I can talk to her again.
411
00:20:56,200 --> 00:21:00,400
I had the best time tonight with
Michael. Really? Yeah. He picked me up
412
00:21:00,400 --> 00:21:01,780
he was wearing these really cool jeans.
413
00:21:02,000 --> 00:21:06,700
Uh -huh. It makes me happy to see her so
happy. Then we went to this arcade and
414
00:21:06,700 --> 00:21:10,340
Michael said, I'm going to score a
thousand points in Masters of the
415
00:21:10,340 --> 00:21:11,520
and put your initials in there.
416
00:21:11,740 --> 00:21:13,460
Uh -huh. I mean, she's my sister.
417
00:21:13,680 --> 00:21:14,680
I love her.
418
00:21:15,100 --> 00:21:20,280
Then we went for a walk and looked up in
the sky and he named a star after me.
419
00:21:20,640 --> 00:21:23,740
Of course I knew it was Venus and it was
a planet, but I didn't say anything
420
00:21:23,740 --> 00:21:25,180
because it was so romantic.
421
00:21:26,160 --> 00:21:27,680
Doesn't she ever shut up?
422
00:21:28,280 --> 00:21:31,700
Well, next week we're going to play
miniature golf. I mean, I haven't done
423
00:21:31,700 --> 00:21:34,640
since I was a kid, but it seems like
it's going to be so much fun.
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