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We gotta have music.
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Nothing is more important. Not even
food.
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Not even clothes.
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Not even guys.
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Man, now don't get crazy.
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But, out of all the music, there's one
guy who's the coolest.
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The finest. The bestest. The bestest.
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I really like Cold Dog.
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That was Cold Dog with his latest hit,
Unleash Me. And his new CD goes to the
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first caller who can tell me the dog's
hometown.
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Cincinnati, Ohio!
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Hurry, the phones are starting to line
up.
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It's ringing, it's ringing, we're gonna
win!
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Luigi's Pizza.
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We have a caller on line three.
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Cincinnati, Ohio!
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That's right, Aquanetta!
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We lost.
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You want a pizza?
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Stay on the line, Aquanetta, and we'll
get your address.
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I ain't ever gonna learn.
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What's all this?
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All my last few boxes from the garage.
Once I unpack these, I'm officially
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in.
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Hey, you still have your high school
yearbook?
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Mm -hmm. Those were the days.
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All right, where's your picture?
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Oh, look up the prom queen.
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I'm the third one over.
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Hey, wait a minute. Here's a class
picture.
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Nice stroke.
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Yeah.
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It's all the way live.
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See, Lisa Landry, drama club, Italian
club.
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Hey, I was in the Italian club.
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Parley Italiano.
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Una lasagna.
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I just joined for the cute boys. Yeah,
me too.
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No, no, the girls.
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Get out of here.
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Would you look at this?
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It was given to me by my first love,
Curtis Simmons.
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Wasn't much of a football player, but he
was great in the huddle.
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Come back to us, Lisa.
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Well, if I have to.
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Hey, look, he wrote you a little poem.
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Lisa, L is for your lovely lips.
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I is for your eyes.
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Cold thing.
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Cold thing couldn't spell.
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There's nothing like your first love.
Oh, yeah.
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I'll never forget old Lucy Cobb.
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Oh, I love Lucy.
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Come on, Ray.
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Well, give me the 411.
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Well, it was all very romantic.
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We used to sneak kisses during the
science class.
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Till this day, the sight of a dissected
frog gets me all worked up.
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Don't stop me. It's too, too hot.
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I just love cold dogs. I love them more.
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And I feel the love in this room.
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Roger, what are you doing here?
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I don't know, but I've never been
happier.
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How'd you get up here?
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Well, I saw four beautiful girls, girls
that are my good friends, and I wanted
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to be in your company.
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That's sweet, Roger.
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Anybody want to take a shower?
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Roger, one more word and you're gone.
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So how are we going to get enough money
for the concert ticket?
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So just do what I did. Ask your folks
for something outrageous, like a trip to
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Europe. Then when they say no to that,
ask them for the concert tickets. They
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will think that they're getting off
easy.
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Great idea.
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Roger, what are you doing?
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I just want to prove that I was here.
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Girls, please keep the music down.
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Hey, Mr. Campbell. We were just talking
about you.
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Oh, Dad, can I ask you a question?
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Sure, honey.
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Will you send Cammy to Europe?
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Europe?
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That's a great idea.
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It is?
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Yeah, you can immerse yourself in
culture, museums, cathedrals, art
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Dad,
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we like culture, but there's a lot of
culture right here in our own backyard.
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Yeah, as a matter of fact, there's a
concert this weekend.
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Maybe we should go.
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All right, what new heartthrobs in town
this weekend?
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Marudo?
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No, it's dad, but it's cold dog.
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Cold dog. Is that a family name?
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Any relation to hot dog?
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If it really gets cold, do they call him
chili dog?
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They're so embarrassing.
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Okay, okay, I've had my fun. I'll treat
you both to the concert.
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That's what they're for.
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Roger, what are you doing here?
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I don't know, but I've never been
happier.
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What did he just say?
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I don't know.
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Did he just bark?
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Listen to these words.
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Kick out the dough, dump the fleas.
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That geezer, Mr. Campbell.
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Dad, we don't listen to the words. We
listen to the music. The words are the
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music. And I'm not going to spend one
lousy cent to support this dog guy.
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Dad! Do you understand?
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Dad! Subject closed.
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Roger, go home.
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The moon, what do you say?
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Well, what did Ray say about the
concert?
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Well... Lisa, can I tell you something
privately?
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I love my dad, but he's just not cool.
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He's definitely not as cool as you are,
Mom.
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Well, who is?
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He really just doesn't understand our
music like you do.
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So can we have the money?
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Sure. I just sold six moo -moos. I'm
rolling in dough.
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What's going on?
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Oh, the girls are just thanking me for
treating them to a cold dog concert.
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Wait a minute. Didn't I tell you I
wasn't going to spend any money on this
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concert? I know. That's why we asked
Lisa.
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A .K .A. The Cool Parent.
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Miss Hip, have you listened to his
music?
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Well, I haven't heard the dog's latest
stuff, but I loved his early albums.
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He only made one.
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That's my favorite.
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Pull the tape in there.
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In where?
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You know where.
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Where? There.
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Hit it.
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Sing it to me, doggy.
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I'll move money on him. But, Mom, you're
the cold one. Shut up. We can't afford
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that kind of woman -hating thinking in
this house.
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But cold dog doesn't mean anything by
it.
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Then what do you think he's saying?
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You just don't understand.
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Oh, like we were never young?
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Right.
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Well, you are not getting one cent of my
money for that. That boy is bad news.
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Not only does his music degrade women,
but it condones violence.
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I bet you he don't have a mother and a
father. That's why they call him the
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That's the whole problem with him today.
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and the good old days. Yeah, and I kind
of zoned out when I got to Chubby
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Checker.
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Anyway, we were so bummed, and there was
no way we were going to get to the
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concert. Hey, Cold Dog fans!
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As you know, we're giving away free
concert tickets and backstage passes.
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Excuse us.
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The first caller... I don't think we'll
ever get through. ...life history will
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be the lucky winner. It's ringing!
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Get out of here!
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I'm serious, it's ringing!
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It rang again!
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If it's a piece of place, I'll kill you.
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Hello, you're caller number one.
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I'm caller number...
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seconds to tell me cold dog's real name.
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Cold dog's real name.
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Wasn't it Calvin Herbert? No, Herbert
Calvin. I don't know.
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other people. And do what?
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Oh, just listen to some music.
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You're not going to listen to those cold
old CDs.
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Oh, no. Not the CDs.
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Okay. Be back by 11.
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Have fun now.
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We will.
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You know, watching you clean to the past
sort of got me in a mood for spring
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cleaning. You've got to get rid of the
clutter and focus on the future.
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Oh, I can't believe you're getting rid
of all this stuff.
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No, I'm keeping that.
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Well, what exactly are you getting rid
of?
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Uh, platform shoes.
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You want them?
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Oh, no, no, no, no thanks.
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A little too super fly for me.
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Oh, I didn't know you were a job.
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varsity swim team.
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What's the matter?
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Just got a minute picture of you in a
Speedo.
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Knock yourself out.
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Ooh, albums.
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You don't see much of those anymore.
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Oh, yeah, I'm keeping these. These are
part of me.
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The Archies. Oh, Ray, you're bad to the
bone.
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That was my sister's.
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You don't have a sister. I have my
brother's.
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How about this?
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Sam Cooke. Oh, love it. Yeah.
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And my man, Otis Redding. Oh, love it.
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Uh -oh.
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Disco duck, take three steps back.
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How about this one, huh?
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The Four Tops? Ray, this is my group.
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Yeah, classic.
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Oh, Ray.
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This record brings back so many good
memories.
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I remember dancing to this on Voltron.
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You on Voltron?
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Well, I remember dancing to it in front
of my TV.
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Couldn't get a date, huh?
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What you talking about?
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Moves like this?
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Check it out.
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What about it, Lisa?
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Showing your feet.
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Look out, ma 'am.
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Did
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you
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check out his name? Cold Dog is all fat.
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You are so lucky. I can't believe your
ass. Actually going
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backstage.
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All right, LL.
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Okay, tell Whitney I'll call her.
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Yo, brother, what's up, man? Oh, you
know that cold dog, man. He's just
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chilling.
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Yo, man, I'm on the list, man. See right
here.
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Rasheed Ben Falls.
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That's me. I'm up in there. Here's your
name.
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Yo, man, that's my name.
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Hey, yo, man, what a coincidence.
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Two Rasheed Ben Falls in the same place.
Give me some love.
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Hey, man, can I borrow 20 bucks?
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Yo, man, get out of here.
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Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey.
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No one gets backstage without a pass.
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Wait a minute. They didn't have passes.
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They don't need no passes.
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I think I'm insulted.
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Excuse me. We're the radio contest
winners.
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Tia Landry and Tamara Campbell.
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Okay. Y 'all in?
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You need a pass.
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Good girl.
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What's wrong with your eye?
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Lucy and I used to dance to this. Oh,
seems like yesterday.
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Oh, yeah.
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Curtis was so sweet.
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We met in the Italian club. We thought
we were so romantic.
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I have a pen.
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That's the only sentence I can remember.
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Italian is the language of amore.
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Every word is so romantic, so
bellissimo.
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I remember we were dancing the first
time Lucy and I fell in love.
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Mi amore, Lucia.
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A una pena.
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Yeah, I held her close and whispered in
her ear and told her how much I loved
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her and that we would never part.
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A bella notte con mia dolce.
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Probably taking a nice hot bath. The man
needs to unwind.
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They must be his official unwinders.
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Which one's Tia and which one's Tamara?
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Like I care.
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Come on, let's go meet the dog.
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What's this?
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It's your snack, cold dog. Didn't you
read the contract?
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I said no raisins in the trail mix ever.
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Look, I'm sorry. I'll pick them all out.
But you'll never see another raisin
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again. It's too late, man. Fight.
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Cold dog, that's your father.
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Get his old wrinkle butt out of here.
And tell mom she's hanging by a thread.
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I'm sorry.
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You know, he's not that cute in person.
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Ah, Mr. Dog. I'll give you radio contest
winners.
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Oh, twins.
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I'm Tamara, and this is my sister Tia.
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How old are you girls?
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We're 14.
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Oh, 14's cool. You know what I was doing
when I was 14?
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Yeah, you were dancing with Bad MC in a
first world tour.
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Hey, you know all about my life, huh?
We're fanatics.
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Cool, cool. So, uh, you want to hang out
with me tonight?
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Coldaw, I thought we were happening
tonight.
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You already happened.
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Get over there and pick the raisins out
of that bowl.
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Okay, cool. You play your cards, right?
And you could be the inspiration to my
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next song.
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Twin booty is a thing of beauty.
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Write that down, somebody.
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Yes.
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So, uh, you ready to hang out or what?
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Uh, we can't do that.
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Yeah, it's a school night.
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Hey, this is cold dog.
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Uh, you know what, cold dog? What?
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You're not a very nice person.
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Well, good night.
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Good night.
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Lisa, we've got to talk about this.
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Well, I feel better.
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This is ridiculous. I mean, we live in
the same house.
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Fine.
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Now, Ray, when you kiss me... Oh, wait a
minute.
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I didn't kiss you. You kissed me.
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I distinctly remember your lips moving
towards me like a bear trap.
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Lisa. I was there. I did everything I
could to fight you off.
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Oh, come on now, Ray. Now who are we
kidding? Now the fact is, ugly as it
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we kissed each other.
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Dear God, why?
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I don't know.
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Did you slip a Mickey into my slim fast?
305
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Well, Lisa, I hate to burst your bubble,
but in my mind, I was kissing Lucy
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Cobb.
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Yeah, well, then we really weren't
kissing each other. No, nothing.
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Absolutely nothing happened.
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Oh, good.
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Yeah, that's really good, Ray. Very
good. I was afraid I couldn't listen to
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Smokey again without getting queasy.
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Don't make any noise. That concert was a
waste of time.
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Can you believe what a jerk Cold Dog
was?
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Yeah, it was kind of scary, wasn't it?
Yeah.
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I hate to admit it, but our pants were
right. Well, as long as they never find
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out. Let's sneak upstairs the back way.
I'm glad we got away with this.
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Did you hear that?
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Those little stinkers. They went to the
concert.
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Those little stinkers.
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All right, we've established that
they're stinkers.
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Now, what are we going to do about it?
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I don't know.
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But, you know, at least they realized
that we were right.
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I guess we could just sit back and know
that experience was the best teacher.
325
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We can go up there and catch them while
they're fresh. Oh, I'd like that.
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Let's head them off at the pass. Oh,
yeah.
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listen to his music again and we told
our friends not to either but his album
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still went platinum double platinum i
hope he choked on a raisin next is cold
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dog with his latest single twin bootay
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