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We're planning on winning our school
talent show. We just had to figure out
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our best talent is.
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Where do we begin?
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Come on, come on, come on.
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They're as bad as I think they are.
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Shut up, baby. You're smiling.
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I mean, bravo!
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Sophie,
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for you, I'm going with the purple
chiffon because you're classy and
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sophisticated.
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And Henrietta, I think the sizzling red
number is you because you a tramp.
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They start talking back, run.
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Oh, thanks.
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They like my design so much, they want
to see some samples.
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Oh, that's great. I got some more good
news for you. Your mom left a message.
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Yeah, she's coming to visit.
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Ugh.
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I take it you and your mom don't get
along.
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Well, she never seemed to have much
faith in me. Every time I tried
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new, she just gave me the look.
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The look?
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You know, kind of like when you smell
bad fish.
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I'll just tell her it's not a good time.
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Oh, come on. I'm sure you can put up
with your mom for a few days.
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Well, it's your house and all. I just
hate to impose.
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That's never stopped you before.
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Guys, I don't mind. I mean, I'm in the
family.
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Oh, well, good, because I told her all
about you.
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Yeah? What'd you tell her?
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Oh, listen to that and the other thing.
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Oh, come on. What'd you say?
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Oh, listen to that and you're my
husband.
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Excuse me. No, Ray. Now, I never
actually said it. I never actually said
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When I told her the story about the
girls and how I moved in here, she just
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assumed we were married.
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As soon as I stopped choking, I was
going to tell her the truth.
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But, you know, for once she was so
happy, so I kept putting it off. And
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was finally going to tell her, then the
UPS man knocked on the door with a
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wedding gift one day from Mama Ray was
Tupperware.
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You are insane.
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Oh, no, the deluxe collection, salad
spinner, everything.
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The subject, clothes.
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Oh, come on, Ray, now it's only for a
few days.
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No.
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Ray.
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Marriages are built on communication.
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How'd you do that?
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I'm everywhere.
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Just leave me alone.
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There's no way I'm going to be your
husband. Oh, come on.
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No. I'll pay you. There's not enough
money in the world.
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I'll do all the cooking for a week. No.
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Oh, Ray, come on. I'll do all the
cleaning for a week. No.
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I'm going to talk for a week.
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I now pronounce us husband and wife.
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Well, my grandma's coming to visit.
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Our grandma now.
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Of course, we're happy to see her. Yeah.
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We can't wait to show her our mini
talent.
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Where do we begin?
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Say something, Mom.
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It's beyond words.
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Well, talent show judges aren't going to
know what hit them.
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Sorry.
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Maybe we need a little more practice.
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No, no, you hit me good.
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See you later, Grandma.
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I'm doubly blessed.
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Bye, Mom and Dad.
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Our wonderful parents.
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Go work on that, girl.
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I can't believe I have two such
beautiful granddaughters. And if you two
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get busy, it could be a third.
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Here's your tea, Mama, just the way you
like it. Oh, thanks, baby.
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Mama, did I tell you I was up for this
great job?
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Oh, really?
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Uh -huh. Baby's selling my dresses at
this really stylish boutique on Main
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Street. I am so proud of you.
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You finally found yourself a wonderful
man.
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I'm so glad my baby has a husband to
take care of her.
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Well, I'm happy to do it, Mrs. Landry.
What's this Mrs. Landry stuff? I'm armed
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to you.
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Okay. Armed.
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Lisa, I almost forgot. That box is for
you there.
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Yeah? Uh -huh. A little something for
your shoe sole.
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to enjoy.
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Let the good times roll.
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Okay, I got it.
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Here's our act.
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What happens to a dream differ?
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Does it dry up like a rain from the sun?
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Or does it heal?
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A poem? What am I supposed to do?
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Well...
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Feed the Raven.
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Bob, what other talents do we have?
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You got me?
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What? You're gonna be my backup singers.
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Are your braids too tight?
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Go ahead and laugh, but I've seen you
twirl and I've seen you juggle. Even
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cute little leotards aren't gonna save
you.
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Why can't you be more talented?
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Me? At least I'm in band.
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You play the triangle.
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First triangle.
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Talking about my girl, my girl.
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Are you thinking what I'm thinking?
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It is me. Pardon me. Move.
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Well, unfortunately, girls, I only need
two backups.
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Make a real nice nursery.
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So, Mama, what do you think of my
creations?
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They're nice.
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Where's Ray?
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Oh, I don't know.
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He's asleep, I guess.
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Well, honey,
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I don't mean to get in your business,
but for newlyweds, you two aren't very
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affectionate.
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your father mama i didn't need to know
that my point is my
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room is next to yours and well how do i
put this i've been sleeping like a baby
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oh mama we we don't want to wear out a
good thing but just remember
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divorce comes a knocking if the room
ain't rocking
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I just have to humor my mama.
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Now, can we please pretend we're happily
married?
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that with me.
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I can't get over you started with one
limo and now you got a dozen. Hi, Lisa.
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Hi, honey. Hi, sugar.
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My heart is full.
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I think we're all pretty full.
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You know, that husband of yours showed
me the time of my life.
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Well, I don't want to spoil your day,
Mama, but...
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get the job.
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What job?
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The dress of Mama Monique. My big break.
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Oh, that.
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Don't get yourself all worked up over
nothing.
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Nothing?
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Lisa, you're always chasing some crazy
dream.
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You are doing what is important.
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You're keeping your man happy.
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I know.
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I heard you.
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Well, thanks, Mama. I feel much better.
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That's what I'm here for, baby.
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That's what I'm here for.
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Woo! There it is! Woo! There it is! Woo!
There it is! Woo! Shaka -laka, shaka
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-laka, shaka -laka. Next.
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Friends world.
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Party time. Excellent.
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So, Wayne.
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Excuse me? Who's going to be visiting us
tonight?
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Madonna.
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Sure.
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just let yourself go.
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Hi. How's it?
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Did you guys try out for the talent
show?
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Yeah, we tried and now we're out.
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Thanks to Tia.
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What happened?
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She killed us, that's what.
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Tia just stood on the stage and froze.
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Even I couldn't carry her.
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My mouth was wide open.
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Fly flew in and flew out and she didn't
even notice.
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Poor Tia. Where is she?
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She's on the porch. Grandma's trying to
cheer her up.
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You can do anything you want to do.
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But I froze.
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Well, all the greats had a rough start.
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Look at Satchmo.
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Who? Well, maybe it was a little before
your time.
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Take Sammy Davis Jr.
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Who?
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Mr. Bojangles, the candy man.
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I'm older than dirt.
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Forget it, Grandma.
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All I'm saying is, you can be one of the
greats. You're ooh. with talent.
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You're just saying that because you're
my grandma. No, no, no.
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I know about these things.
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Now, you march over there and you tell
those judges to give you another chance.
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And when they do, you just sing your
heart out.
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Don't let anything get in the way of
your dreams.
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Okay, I'm gonna try.
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That's my girl.
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Oh, hi, Mom.
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You feeling better?
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Yeah.
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Thanks, Grandma.
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That's what I'm here for.
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Oh, Lisa.
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Oh, Ray.
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Saddle up, pony girl.
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You are twisted.
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I'm reading a western.
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I'm just not in the mood.
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Tell me, Lisa, is there somebody else?
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let her get to me all right i love you
if it bothered you so much why don't you
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talk to her about it i shouldn't need
her approval what am i five years old i
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just wanted to hang one of my dresses on
the refrigerator
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Oh, that's nice. You're finally making a
hot breakfast.
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I am so proud of Tia, talking her way
into another audition.
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Yeah, I'm really happy for her.
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I guess a little encouragement goes a
long way.
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Yep, it sure does.
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Why are you asking me that?
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You're going to add more flour, aren't
you?
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No, actually, honey, it's a little lumpy
already.
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I just want a little encouragement,
okay? I encourage you? Oh, yeah?
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You always chasing after some crazy
dream.
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I just never wanted you to be
disappointed.
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So you were so sure I'd fail?
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You're my daughter. I was trying to
protect you.
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Mom, I didn't want your protection. I
wanted you to be proud of me.
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Of course I'm proud. of you. Mama, the
only thing that you have ever been proud
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of is a lie.
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Now, what does that mean?
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I'm not married.
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What?
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I said I'm not married.
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Morning, Mom.
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Hi, honey.
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How are my two favorite ladies?
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Oh, shut up. Yes, shut up.
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I guess the honeymoon's over.
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talent show yeah we're gonna be great i
know they still got it
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hey the camera's all loaded oh no ray
you're not gonna be one of those
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obnoxious parents blocking everybody's
view with your butt yeah maybe you're
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right i shouldn't take it well i'll just
take mine
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Take it you and your mom are still on
the outs?
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We're as close as we ever were.
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I'm ready.
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You wearing my dress?
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I hope you don't mind.
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I stole it off one of your mannequins. I
think it looks better on me.
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I think you're right.
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And I'll be proud to wear it.
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Oh, thank you, Mama.
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I think you need to get this coat
cleaned.
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I know, Mama. I know, Mama.
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Thank you, pony boy.
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Okay, Lisa, it is time to pay the piper.
Oh, fine, very fine.
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A deal's a deal.
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Starting now, I won't talk for a week.
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Great. Now, you have a nice day. I know
I will. Woo -hoo!
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Yes!
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Hello, Ray.
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I feel like talking.
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I have so much I want to tell you.
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On Tuesday, I went to the fabric store
and I found the most beautiful fabric, a
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paisley. Lots of the burgundy and a nice
kelly green.
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Speaking of kelly green, you know that
best you want Wednesday made you look
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like a leprechaun.
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On Thursday, I went to lunch with my
friend Lucille, but I just had the tuna,
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but it was good. Real lemony, just the
way I like it. Oh, by the way, Ray, Ray,
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Ray.
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I went to the mall. I saw that girl,
Wanda, that used to go out with, you
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the one that wore the weave. You know,
she looked pretty good.
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