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I just love weddings.
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Danielle, Danielle, quit fidgeting.
Aren't we finished yet?
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That's what I said on my wedding night.
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Well, I bet you two have broken some
hearts.
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Yeah. Do you have a lot of boyfriends?
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No.
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They have plenty of time.
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That's what I used to think, but I tell
you, it's been pretty dry out there. Mm
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-hmm. You're lucky you found my son
Winston in a world of hamburgers. He's
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sirloin.
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Hey, and I've been looking, and the best
thing I could find was a rump roast.
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Hello. Hi.
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Somebody pass me the A1 sauce.
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Everybody, this is Ray Campbell.
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His house.
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Hi. Hi, I'm Charlotte.
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Always a bridesmaid, never a bride.
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Yet.
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Hang in there.
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My, Ray, this is a lovely home. You must
do quite well.
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He owns a limo service, and I'll bet
he'd be willing to give you a great rate
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for the wedding.
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Well, our budget's kind of tight.
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It's either the limo or buying your
accessories, Lisa.
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You know, forget that limo. What you
need is a bustier and a bus pass.
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Uh,
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ma 'am, it's ten items or less.
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Well, I only have ten. Ten fabulous
gourmet items.
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All the dairy products is one.
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Food Boy, that's 13.
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Well, these are hers.
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So is this your first time at Food Boy?
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Yeah, we got banned from Piggly Wiggly.
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So, paper or plastic?
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Plastic, I guess.
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Well, since you're so cute, how about I
give you both?
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What's your name, anyway?
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Tia. Tia Landry.
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So maybe I can call you sometime?
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Maybe I'll answer.
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Okay, that'll be $36 .02.
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Ah! Almost forgot my coupons!
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Coupons! Come on, lady!
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Oh, I'm sorry.
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Well, here, Mr. Pizza Man.
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30 cents off of some Brillo. Go buff
your head.
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I am so proud my little girl can still
wear white.
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Yeah, with a red border.
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Why don't you have a little bit more
bubbly?
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It's Chateau de Food Boy.
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Hello. Hi.
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Oh, well, I see everyone is still here.
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Well, I hope you don't mind, Ray. My
workspace got a little cramped.
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Oh, that's okay. I'll just hide out in
my bedroom.
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I wouldn't do that, Ray.
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I'm using that as a changing area.
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Oh.
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I hate you.
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Let's get a man's opinion. Ray, what do
you think?
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I think she's one of the most beautiful
brides I've ever seen.
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Thank you.
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So, how did a handsome man like you
manage to stay single?
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I think he's holding out for me.
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Well, I might just give you a little run
for your money.
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Race you to the door.
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This is so great. A real car date? Yeah,
in a real car.
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With a 16 -year -old guy?
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Excuse me, did I hear the words car and
date in the same sentence with 16 -year
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-old guy?
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Yeah, isn't it great?
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Tamara, you're too young to be going out
on a car date.
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No, Dad, you don't understand.
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Look, Ray, you got to learn to trust
your kid.
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When I was her age, I went out on plenty
of car dates.
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There's a recommendation.
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Now my daughter's definitely not going.
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I know, her daughter is.
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got today's?
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You? Uh -uh, no way, not my baby.
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But, Mom. Uh -uh, no way, not my baby.
Tell her, Lisa. Lock her up. Lisa,
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got to learn to trust your kid.
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You are not going.
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Mom, that's not fair.
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Well, it doesn't have to be fair. I'm
your mother.
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And Mama's always no bet.
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Right, Mama?
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The bubbly.
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Here comes the check.
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Oh.
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Just call me Lisa, the money machine.
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Oh, hi, honey.
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Still mad at me?
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Yeah.
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Why is it okay for Tamir to go but not
me?
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Answer me that.
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Because I carried you for nine months.
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Mom, I'm adopted.
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I'm talking about before I could afford
that stroller.
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Come on, Mom. You think Tamir's more
mature than I am.
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Look, honey, I love Tamara.
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I love her like a daughter, but I don't
know.
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I guess I'm more careful with you.
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Don't you think I can take care of
myself?
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Honey, I trust you.
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It's that boy I don't trust.
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I mean, he's 16.
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I'm 14.
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Those two years are a big difference.
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They're like dog years.
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I mean, he shaves, he drives.
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Probably got a wife and kids someplace.
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Tia, I know how much you want this, but
I'm just not comfortable with you going
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out on a car day.
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Okay, fine.
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I'll just stay home by myself thinking
about how other people are having a
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Hey, I'm the mom here. Guilt trips are
my department.
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I'm sorry, Tia. You're not going.
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Tia, you...
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Okay. Yeah, you can go. You can go on
your car date. I can't? Yeah, yeah.
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On one condition.
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It's got to be a double date. With you?
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No way.
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I'm flattered, but I wasn't talking
about me. I'm talking about Tamera.
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Oh, Tamera.
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Great.
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I think Russell has an older brother who
just got out of the Marines.
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Tia!
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Just kidding, Mom.
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Ha, ha.
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I just read you need a date for this
weekend.
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No, I don't, Roger.
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Come on, word has it you're desperate.
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I'm great for desperate women.
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Yes, you go out with him.
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I got a date with Tamara. I got a... I
like going out with him. Would I do it
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for you?
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Ugh.
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Makes my flesh crawl.
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No offense.
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None taken.
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I like a dominating woman.
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Please, just go out with him. For me.
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All right.
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I'll go out with you on Saturday.
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But it's not a date.
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It's a non -date.
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An un -date. And no way is this a date.
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I got a date with some... Trust me,
Roger.
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Nothing's gonna happen.
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You'll have your version, and I'll have
mine.
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This belong to someone?
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I knew I was feeling kind of jiggly.
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Oh, you look very, um, uh, uh, green.
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Maybe I'll get some coffee.
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Need some help?
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If I run into any trouble, I'll call.
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Excuse me.
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I think he likes you.
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Hi.
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I'm just taking some aspirin.
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Headache, huh? Yeah, and a good case of
nerves.
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Pre -wedding jitters. I think that's
normal.
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I guess so.
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I know Winston's a great guy, but I
worry I'm making a mistake sometimes.
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Really? I mean, he smells his socks
every morning before he puts them on.
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His teeth click when he eats fruit, and
I don't know. Can I live with that for
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the rest of my life?
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Look, everybody goes through that, but
marriage is... He smells his socks.
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Oh, that's so scary.
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What was your wedding day like? Oh, I
had a big wedding. Everybody I knew in
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world was there.
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I was so nervous, my knees were shaking
as I stood at the altar.
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Oh, that's so cute.
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I didn't feel cute.
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Oh, I was scared.
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You know, thinking about the future,
wondering if I was doing the right
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But when I lifted that veil, I knew
everything was going to be all right.
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All my fears went away with that first
kiss.
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Thanks, Ray.
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You know, I think he is a very lucky
man.
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Oh,
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my
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love.
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That's not Winston.
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Daniel, are you crazy?
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Where are you getting off her?
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We stuck a pin right here. I'm calling
my son.
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Cancel the wedding dresses. The wedding
is off.
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Oh, no, no, no. Look. Look, I'll give
you 10 % off.
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20%. I'll marry Winston.
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Daniel, come on. We're going home.
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You ought to be ashamed of yourself.
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You're just a big...
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bad time to ask you to sew this i
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didn't kiss that girl she kissed me you
expect me to believe that a pretty young
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thing like that threw herself at an old
pervert like you well it's true and
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don't call me old
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in your head like a shark getting all
hot and bothered. I wasn't getting
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It was kind of hot, though, wasn't it?
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I knew it. I knew it, I knew it, I knew
it.
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You liked it. I tried to stop her.
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Yeah, right.
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Got me a little success.
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A little baby corn, a little stinky
cheese, and you got to run it with your
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crusty old lips.
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Well, I didn't do it on purpose. I guess
you just found me irresistible.
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I'll just call her and... Oh, no, no,
no. You've done quite enough.
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Now, I'll get on the phone and play
Cupid and fix this whole thing up.
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You big butterfooker.
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Believe me, I really feel bad about all
this.
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Oh.
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I was doing nothing. Nothing. Just
nothing.
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Oh, don't worry. I'll just leave you two
alone.
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Isn't that great?
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Yeah, great.
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Especially after those chili fries.
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Oh, I'm sorry. I guess you're feeling a
little sick.
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Well, if you're gonna hurl, paper or
plastic.
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Look at all those stars.
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Yeah, it's beautiful.
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Yeah.
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Isn't it amazing?
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Out of all those millions and billions
of stars, we're here contemplating our
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insignificant place in this vast
universe.
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Really makes you want to get busy,
doesn't it?
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I'll take the plastic.
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Go ahead. Ask me anything.
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Pretzels. Aisle six, next to the toilet
paper.
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Go on. Challenge me. Challenge me.
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I don't think I want to play this
anymore, Russell.
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Yeah, you're right. I don't either. It's
stupid.
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Hey, guess what?
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What? Chicken butt.
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on chicken butts.
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Chicken butts?
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Is he serious?
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I haven't heard that since I was a
little kid.
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Roger, it's not nice to eavesdrop.
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Hey, I didn't eavesdrop at the
smartphone. Is that your hand on my
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Bad hand. Now, how did you get there?
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Roger, let me give you a little tip.
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Girls like guys
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respect, and maturity.
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Chicken butt!
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Russell, look, it's getting kind of late
and I'd really like to head home.
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But we barely had time to talk.
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I mean, I'd really like to get to know
you better.
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That's sweet, Russ.
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Okay, well, I moved here from across
town when I met Samira.
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I didn't even know I had a twin sister.
Isn't that amazing?
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I promised my mom I'd be home by 11.
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Well, look, it's cool.
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We still have 45 minutes, okay? Let's
please.
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Come on, it's a date. We're here to have
fun. Russell, I want to go home.
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Listen up, Tia. I believe the lady said
no.
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Are you messing with my action?
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Back off, food boy. Don't make me get
physical.
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You really think I'm scared of you?
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If you want to tempt fate with a crazy
man, then come on, chicken butt.
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Danielle, what are you doing? I had to
see you, Ray.
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Look, I am glad you stopped by. I really
feel I owe you an apology. Oh, not at
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all. Kissing you was one of the best
things that ever happened to me. I mean
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that. Look, Danielle.
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Ray, it's all right. I don't think you
realize the impact your kiss had on me.
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Well, I have been told I have gifted
lips.
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They definitely had an effect on me.
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Well, it happens.
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Yeah. That impulsive, meaningless little
kiss saved my marriage. Yes. Look,
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Danielle, we can't... What?
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It helped me realize how in love I am
with Winston.
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Your kiss meant nothing.
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You mean like nothing?
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Yeah, kind of like kissing my grandma.
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You mean that real old lady who called
me a pile of beans? Yeah.
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Isn't it great? Yeah, it's real great.
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Well, tell Lisa I'll call her tomorrow
to finish the fitting.
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I can't thank you enough.
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Yeah, well, I'm really glad I could help
out.
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Ah, Lisa, great news. I just broke up
with Danielle and saved the wedding.
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Oh, good going, Grandma.
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You heard, huh?
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Uh -huh.
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Yeah, I must have been a real jerk.
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Ray, you didn't believe that, did you?
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What do you mean?
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Couldn't you see through that? She was
covering. She knew she couldn't have
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Yeah, she could.
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She knew you weren't ready for a
relationship, so she had to come up with
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excuse to protect her feelings.
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Yeah, right.
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Oh, her marrying the other guy is a way
of saving face.
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I bet on the wedding night she'll flip
and cry out, Ray, Ray.
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Lisa, I know what you're doing. You're
just trying to make me feel better.
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But there is a lot of truth in what you
just said.
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Men.
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Boys. Yeah.
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You should have known when you started
with that chicken butt stuff.
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Why are all the Cubans such jerks?
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Not all of us.
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Thanks for everything, Roger.
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You really came through.
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Yeah. You're okay, Roger.
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Is that your subtle way of saying you're
hopelessly in love with me?
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Don't push your luck.
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This is the best night of my life.
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We ain't kissing?
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I may never watch these chicks again.
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Go home, Roger.
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Okay. Nothing's gonna bring me down
tonight.
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Ow!
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I'm still happy.
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Hi, honey. How you doing?
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Oh, fine.
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You're back.
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From your date.
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Yeah.
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Your date's over.
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Yep. So, no more date?
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Yep. Don't make me beg.
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00:18:46,110 --> 00:18:48,070
Mom, I really don't feel like talking
about this.
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Just because we're mother and daughter
doesn't mean we can't be girlfriends.
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I mean, people can mistake us for
sisters.
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From a distance.
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If they had cataracts.
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Whatever you say, Mom.
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Come on, let's dish.
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Okay. Well, when I first...
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so I thought I really liked him. Mm
-hmm. First impressions always play with
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head, too. Right. I mean, you're
checking out the car and the haircut.
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Mm -hmm. Too much juice in the Jerry
Curly. Out the door.
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He looked good.
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But once he started talking, I just
realized it was nothing but a physical
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attraction.
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Physical attraction?
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Yeah. He had it going on.
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00:19:34,070 --> 00:19:35,070
You know what I mean?
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Did that boy make a move on you?
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You really want to know?
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00:19:50,730 --> 00:19:51,750
Of course I don't.
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Tell me.
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Mom, he was a boring creep, nothing
happened, and it was the worst night of
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life.
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Oh, baby.
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Chicken butt.
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00:20:16,560 --> 00:20:17,560
What was that?
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00:20:17,600 --> 00:20:18,960
You don't want to know.
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00:20:20,100 --> 00:20:22,560
I've been meaning to ask you, how was
that double date?
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00:20:23,360 --> 00:20:24,360
Weird.
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00:20:24,680 --> 00:20:27,920
Roger came through for us, and the good
-looking guy turned out to be a dud.
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00:20:28,800 --> 00:20:32,600
I guess that means that looks aren't
everything. For instance... Dad, come
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No, I'm serious. There are a lot of
great people out there. I don't want you
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miss out.
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00:20:36,860 --> 00:20:37,860
Dad.
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00:20:38,360 --> 00:20:42,080
Look, I mean, it's personality that
counts. Character.
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A good sense of humor.
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00:20:44,180 --> 00:20:45,180
Hi!
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00:20:47,550 --> 00:20:50,510
Charming. No, it's Charlotte, unless you
want to squeeze me.
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00:20:51,690 --> 00:20:53,070
Where have you been hiding?
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00:20:53,310 --> 00:20:55,150
Oh, here and there, mostly there.
360
00:20:56,090 --> 00:20:57,990
Oh, Ray, you're so clever.
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00:20:58,210 --> 00:21:02,950
And you have a great personality,
Charlotte, and a terrific sense of
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00:21:03,250 --> 00:21:04,250
Thanks, sweetie.
363
00:21:04,990 --> 00:21:11,710
Well, um, Charlotte, uh, I was thinking
maybe we could, um, go out Saturday.
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I would love to, Ray.
365
00:21:15,340 --> 00:21:17,340
But I just met the man of my dreams.
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00:21:18,240 --> 00:21:19,240
Oh, darn.
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00:21:20,100 --> 00:21:21,440
I guess you hesitate.
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00:21:22,260 --> 00:21:23,260
See ya.
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00:21:23,840 --> 00:21:26,160
You do anything to keep a point, huh,
Dad?
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00:21:26,660 --> 00:21:28,020
Oh, it's tough being a parent.
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00:21:28,780 --> 00:21:29,780
Oh, wait.
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00:21:30,120 --> 00:21:32,980
I just remembered. He's gonna be out of
town Saturday night.
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