All language subtitles for sister_sister_s01e03_slumber_party

Okay, I just got off the phone with
Sarah, and she said that Jamie said that

Debbie said that Barbara said that Katie
is coming.

Really? Sarah told me that Jamie said
that Brenda said that Barbara said that

Katie won't come if we invite Vicky.

Who's Vicky?

You know, she's the real popular
cheerleader with all the boyfriends.

Oh, yeah.

We hate her.

See, we're planning a slumber party.

It's very complicated, but it's gonna be
great. Beyond great.

Legendary. Oh!

I even made up a schedule.

A schedule?

She's a real thrill seeker, isn't she?

Okay. Eight to ten, we watch videos.

Ten to eleven -thirty, we do each
other's hair. Tia, we don't need a

This is a slumber party.

So what are we going to do?

You know, stay up all night, talk about
boys, listen to music, talk about boys,

eat pizza to rehearsal, and talk about
boys.

Now that's a good schedule.

Are you doing anyway?

I'm team -proofing the house.

Oh, that's good, Ray. It's like putting
away to China before the Manson family

comes.

Hey, we got the best stuff for the
party.

Chips, dips, candy, and soda.

Oh, the four major food groups.

You got enough food for everybody?

Feels like it.

Thanks for carrying our stuff back from
the store.

Oh, I'm happy to do it. And as a reward,
you can invite me to your slumber

party. Roger, you'll be the only boy
there.

And that's a bad thing?

Roger, no boys allowed.

It's not fair.

Little Ray is the guy and he gets to go.

He's been fixed.

I don't want to go that bad.

I'll take you girls to the video store
as soon as I put the plastic covers over

the furniture.

Not the plastic covers.

Well, I think it's necessary.

I think you're my grandmother.

talking. Well, is there any way you guys
could go out tonight and come back

like, uh, Tuesday?

Yeah, we're old enough to be left here
alone with our friends.

Well, you don't have to worry about me.
I will be out with my Dr. Hank tonight.

Ooh, you got another date with him?

Mm -hmm. This doctor gives me the fever.

Excuse me, uh, this guy's a
chiropractor.

Are you supposed to call him a doctor?

Oh, yeah.

Especially if you're dating him.

What about you, Dad? Are you going out
tonight?

Uh, I don't think so.

Oh, don't worry. You can hang out with
me tonight, Mr. Campbell. We can go

cruising for honey.

You've been having a dry spell lately.

No, thanks, Roger.

I'll have you know I'm doing fine in the
honey department.

Uh... Oh, come on, Dad. Go out tonight.

We want you to enjoy your declining
years.

Okay, I'll tell you what.

If you behave and prove that you can be
trusted...

Next time, you can stay here by
yourselves.

Great. We can have the real deal party
next week.

I'm available.

Oh, Ray, why don't you call up a lady
friend and join us?

Dr. Hank is taking me salsa dancing
tonight, and I feel spicy.

And you're giving me heartburn.

I just think I'm going to stay home.

Oh, come on, Ray. Show the girls you
have some faith in them.

But I don't. They're 14. That's too
young to be left alone.

But 14 is a lot older nowadays than it
was for us.

I bet you weren't doing that until you
were at least 20.

Hello?

Hank? Oh, you sound terrible, baby.
What's wrong?

Oh, no, the flu.

Well, you got to be careful whose back
you crack.

Oh, no, of course. You should stay home
tonight.

Uh -huh.

Hank, you want me to come over and bring
my vaporizer?

We could get nice and steamy.

No? Oh, yeah.

No, no, no, no, no. You're right, you're
right.

You should stay home and get your rest.
Mm -hmm.

Oh, no, don't worry about me, no.

Oh, I am not disappointed.

Well, maybe just a little.

And then the psycho splits open the
guy's head, sucks down all his brains,

says it tastes just like chicken.

Great.

I guess you guys don't want to get the
little mermaid, huh?

Dad. Just love this thing and clam.

Party poopers.

Lisa, I'm sorry your date got canceled.

Oh, that's okay.

Yeah, well, we'll have fun tonight with
the girls.

You watch the girls.

I'm going to rent She's Got a Heaven,
because I'm not getting it.

Remember the Vicky we didn't invite?

I think that's her.

She's coming over here.

Don't say anything about the party. I'm
not stupid.

Hi, Vicky.

Oh, hi.

Do you want to come to our summer party
tonight?

No, I'd love to, but I'm having my own
party tonight.

Bye.

Could you believe her?

She's having a party and didn't even
invite us.

So rude.

I just love these old musicals. Fred
Astaire, Gene Kelly. How come they don't

make more movies like that?

Because those were the last two white
guys who could dance.

Tell you what they should do. They
should get somebody like Gregory Himes.

what's Hank doing here?

That's Hank?

He's sick. He's supposed to...

I think he's headed in that direction.

I can't believe this. He lied to me.

Sorry, Lisa. I got to get out of here.
Don't be embarrassed by it.

Embarrassed? I'm worried I might insert
a cassette where it doesn't belong.

Lisa?

Lisa!

You know, I thought I would come down
and rip myself a video, but I'm still

pretty sick, you know. Yeah, I saw your
nurse.

Oh, no, no, no, no, no. I can explain.
Well, what's to explain? I think we all

know what's going on here.

Now, Lisa, you have to understand... Oh,
there you are, sweetheart.

What?

Um, we're in luck. I found our favorite
video for tonight.

Beauty and the Beast?

Yeah, and tonight, I'll be the beast.

You sure hooked up with somebody fast.

Well, if the truth be known, Ray has
always been my first choice.

You were just Robin. This here is
Batman.

Karen, this is Lisa.

Karen, have you two known each other
long?

Um, just a couple of weeks.

Ah, then he hasn't introduced you to
Marilyn.

Marilyn? That's the woman living inside
of him.

Ready, Honey Munch? Anytime, Cape
Crusader.

Nice meeting you, Hank. Yeah. Karen.

Marilyn.

not as good a kisser as Jeff.

You kissed Jeff Russell?

And he lived.

Sarah, what's wrong?

I miss Adam.

Miss him? You'll see him tomorrow.

No. My parents won't let me see him at
all anymore.

What happened?

My parents think Adam's a hood, but
they're wrong.

I mean, he just got caught spray
painting some wall.

What was he writing?

Adam loves Sarah.

Parents mess up everything.

Yep, it's their job.

There must be something we can do.
There's nothing.

Hopeless.

What are you wearing?

Mrs.

Labonte's bra.

See, she's really a rich heiress, but he
loves her even though he thinks she's

only a waitress.

In real life, Ray, I'm talking about
real life. My life.

Oh, that.

At least I'm sorry about what happened.

That wasn't me. The plastic covers.

He did.

But he lied like a dog, that pig.

Is he a dog or a pig?

Worse.

He's a man.

Sometimes a man likes a woman so much
that he gets scared. You know, fear of

intimacy. Oh, he wasn't afraid of that.

Couch.

Lisa, you'll meet someone. There are a
lot of good men out there.

Oh, yeah, name one.

The Pope.

a nice church going, man.

Just be patient. Love will find you.

Did you ever wonder that there's only
one person in the whole wide world you

could be happy with?

Well, I don't know about all that. I
mean, there are, what, five and a half

billion people on this earth?

I think there's a good chance you'll
meet somebody.

Well, let's talk numbers.

20 % of those men are too young, 20 %
are too old, 6 % are jailbirds, and 5 %

are wearing feathers.

Then, you deduct talking miscellaneous
cheaters, beaters, and bottom beaters.

That leaves what?

One guy?

Yeah, the Pope.

Thanks for listening, Ray.

That's what fat man's for.

You know my side of the couch don't do
that.

I'm a chore.

Somebody's coming.

Check it out.

Wait a minute. Did you hear that? Will
you stop it?

No, I'm serious. Somebody's trying to
break in.

Shut up.

Oh, my God. There's somebody at the
window.

And he's tearing a hat.

Adam?

Adam.

I knew you were here.

I just had to see you.

you're together, but... But you gotta
go.

All right.

Look, look, I don't want to get you guys
into any trouble.

I just couldn't take it anymore.

I had to see you.

I know, but we gotta say goodbye.

Listen, you guys, I guess it's okay Adam
stays.

Really?

Yeah, I'll figure something out. Look, I
owe you guys big. You guys are so cool

to do this.

Yeah, we're cool.

That's us.

You know, I think you should stand up to
your parents and say, hey, we're not

afraid of you.

if you girls needed anything. No, Mom,
we're fine. Oh, good. Then I won't have

to run back downstairs.

Somebody here is very optimistic.

So, what are you guys doing?

Nothing.

Talking about boys, huh?

Oh, you girls are at such a wonderful
age.

Everything is so fresh and new, and soon
you'll meet that one wonderful boy

who'll just... sweep you off your feet
you'll be so happy you walk around

smiling to yourself till one day you
walk into that video store and see him

kissing and hugging on another woman and
your heart is shattered into a million

pieces you'll scream out

bike a chick aren't you too young to
drive a motorcycle no i don't drive i

brought it in case there was a really
vicious pillow fight i think somebody

already got to your head baby

a flat -chested girlfriend?

What is a boy doing at your slumber
party? I'm sorry, ma 'am, I just...

you even talk to me! And I knew you
weren't Debbie.

I want to know who he belongs to.

And I want to know now.

Get the cattle prod, Ray.

Okay, since nobody knows who he is, he
must be an intruder.

So I'll just have to call the police.
No!

Mm -hmm.

Farrah, I can't believe you did this.

I'm sorry, Mrs. Landry.

Mom... it's not all her fault.

Don't tell me.

Yeah, don't tell her.

We let him stay.

What were you girls thinking about? This
is a slumber party for girls only. No

boys allowed.

Okay, I'm going.

Roger, what are you doing here?

Well, when the lights went out, I was
afraid you girls were in trouble. So I

came over to protect you.

In the closet?

There's danger everywhere.

But I can see that you're safe now, so
I'll just be going.

Anybody want to walk me home? Mrs.
Labonte is outside looking for her bro.

And it's not pretty.

How could you do this?

We had to. Their parents wouldn't let
them see each other.

So what made you think we would?

Because of something.

What did Lisa say?

Yeah, what did Lisa say?

You know, how you have to meet that one
perfect guy and you have to hold on to

him. Or you wind up 33 all alone and
miserable.

She told you she was 33?

Poetic license, Ray.

And I said it after the sneak knock -in.

I'm sorry, Mom. We were just trying to
help Sarah.

Yeah, they're in love.

The girls are 14 years old. What do you
know about love?

Look, I know how I feel.

Adam is the only guy in the whole entire
world for me. I can't just make those

feelings go away.

Yeah, but I can make him go away.

Right, right, right.

Let me speak to you just for a second.

Don't move.

Look, you could at least just give him a
moment alone to say goodnight.

Need I remind you we are the adults,
they are the kids?

Yeah, but love is just as serious as 14
as it is at 33.

You think I was never young?

I was never so in love that I climbed
through a girl's window in the rain?

No.

Okay, maybe I didn't, but I thought
about it.

Why don't you think about this?

There's so little love in the world. Who
are we to just go stomping it out?

Okay, you got one minute.

I want you to work this out with your
parents.

You got to know that they have your
interest in mind.

You got to know that they have a lot of
years of experience with this. You got

to know... Hey,

it's 3 in the morning.

Let's crash.

Yeah. Good night, Tia. Good night,
Tamara.

Good night, Sarah.

Good night, Jamie.

Good night, Brenda.

Good night, Katie.

Good night, Debbie.

Good night, girls.