All language subtitles for sister_sister_s01e01_the_meeting

Watch. I bet the door's going to creak
real loud.

This is so lame. I mean, she's really
going to go in there by herself.

You know the maniac's in the cabin. The
maniac's always in the cabin.

Can you believe it? No, can you?

This is so fake.

Yeah, this isn't going to scare anybody.

Hey!

You know, your girls shouldn't be
watching these scary movies.

Dad, this is Friday the 13th, part 14.

It's time for you to go to bed.

Come on, Dad.

Tia gets to stay up till 11 on weekends.

Is that true, Tia?

Uh, yeah, sometimes.

Once in a while.

Never.

Way to go.

Come on, let's go to bed, both of you.
Get the sack. Come on, give me a hug.

Good night, Dad.

Good night, Tia.

Good night, Mr. Campbell.

Yeah.

Okay, I know this might seem a little
confusing, but we can explain.

You see, Tia just moved in here. She's
my new sister.

Twin sisters.

See?

We just never met before.

Now, when we were babies, Tia and I were
adopted by different families. I grew

up with my mom in downtown Detroit, and
I live in the Burbs with my dad.

The film critic?

Well, actually, he runs a loan service.

I own the cinema service.

He owns the cinema service.

Anyway, Mom said it was fate that
brought us together.

Dad said it was a coincidence.

Actually, it was a big sale at Fashion
Fantasy.

Hey, Dad, look at these jeans. Aren't
they great?

For what, a family of four?

Dad, these are the bomb.

That's just the word I was looking for.

I'm going to the men's department to see
if I can find a shirt.

Or maybe a hat.

Hi.

Hi. Cool sweatshirt.

Oh, thanks. It's not mine.

Well, I mean, it could be mine if my dad
lets me buy it. Not that I always come

here with my dad.

Hi.

Hi.

Well, I better try these on before I say
hi again.

Check you later.

This is really cool.

How much is it? It'll go with
everything.

How much is it? I can also wear it for
school.

How much is it?

No, you don't understand. You see, you
take 50 % off that price.

Oh, you're still not getting it.

But you can get that sweatshirt if you
want.

Fine. I'll return this to the not -for
-my -baby department.

Hey, so what did your old man say?

Excuse me?

Hey,

could you have something like this, only
a little different, but not so much?

You know, like maybe the inner plaid
could become like the outer plaid.

It has been a tough life, hasn't it?

Excuse me. Do you have this sweatshirt
in blue?

Blue? Of course.

Hi, how you doing?

Yeah, right.

Who you are, miss?

Blue? For you.

Sweatshirt. You just asked for it.

No, I didn't. I want a sweater in blue.

Sweater.

Blue.

Of course.

Happy? What?

Here's your sweater.

Um, I asked you for a sweatshirt.

No, no.

No, no, no.

You asked me for a sweater.

Sweater.

No, I didn't. I asked you for
sweatshirt.

Sweatshirt.

Of course.

Here you go, princess.

What's this? I wanted a sweater. No, no,
no, no, no.

Don't tell me sweater.

You said sweat.

Shirt. I heard it. Sweat. Shirt. Sweat.
Shirt.

I said sweater.

Sweater. That's it. That's it. Away from
my area. Back, back, back.

Excuse me. I was wondering... I said
back.

What did I do? Back, back, back. Go
away.

Find anything, sweetheart?

No, that salesman yelled at me.

Honey, did you get your sweatshirt?

Yelled at my baby?

Excuse me, sir. There appears to be a
slight misunderstanding concerning my

daughter.

Oh, you mean the scrubble maker?

Whoa, whoa, whoa. No need for name
-calling here.

Yo, pinhead!

Where do you get off being rude to my
daughter?

Madame, as I told your husband...
Husband? He is not my husband.

Excuse me, miss. I'm speaking here. Not
now. Pepe Le Pew owes my daughter an

apology.

Apologize.

Back away from the counter.

Tell your girlfriend here to step back.

She's not my girlfriend.

Now, look, mister, I'll stand here all
day if I have to. I'll pitch a tent

here. I would like to speak to customer
service. Back, back, back, back, back,

back. Back, back, back yourself, you
little duck.

That's it. That's it. I'm calling
security.

There's no reason for that. No, let him
call security.

Come on, Tamara, let's go home.

What are you doing? We're going home.
Hey, you let go of my baby. Hey, what do

you mean your baby? Hey, hey, watch that
now. Wait a minute here.

Dad?

Mom?

She doesn't seem anything like you.

Well, I was adopted.

I was too.

You were? When were you born?

November 28, 1979.

No. No.

Yeah.

You're my sister.

You're my sister.

I mean, we both love rollerblading. And
Beavis and Butthead. Ha, ha, cool, way

cool.

And the most unbelievable thing about
was that when we were kids, we both had

hamsters named MC Hamster. But mine
died.

So did mine.

As you can see, we've gotten pretty
close.

Unfortunately, our parents didn't bond
this quickly.

Thanks for the list.

We would have been at that bus stop
forever.

I tell you, can you believe that
adoption agency?

Well, I think we told them.

Yes. Let me ask you something. Do they
call security every place you go?

How can they separate children like
that?

You're right. It's outrageous.

Well, maybe it'll turn out for the best.
You know, a very wise man once said,

out of adversity comes some of life's
finest moments.

That's a good quote.

Mm -hmm. That Montel Williams is a very
clever man.

Montel Williams?

Yeah. Used to watch it.

I work.

So taping.

I'll set the machine.

So, uh, are the girls okay out there?

Mm -hmm. Tia just took Tamara down the
street to the park.

Oh, good.

Terrific.

Tia does know the way home, doesn't she?

Uh, excuse me for saying this, but you
seem a little overprotective.

Why don't you hook up to a low jack?

Well, you see, I've been taking care of
Tamara all by myself for a while now,

ever since my wife passed away.

Oh, I'm sorry.

Well, you know what Oprah said.

No, but I think I'll tape her.

The important thing is that the girls
found each other. Yeah, you're right.

You know, this is a nice place you got
here. It's very colorful.

Thanks. I went to design school.

Really? Mm -hmm. To be a fashion
designer.

My boss, he just seems to me as a
seamstress. Well,

I'm sure it'll all work out.

How do you know?

I don't really.

We really should be going.

Why doesn't Tamara just stay here for
the weekend?

Here?

Oh, I got an idea. Why doesn't Tia come
over to our house? Oh, we got a lot of

stuff. Badminton, ping pong, scrabble,
shuffleboard.

Ooh, I'll get the polygrip and we'll eat
some corn.

Now, Ray, maybe my imagination, but are
you worried about this neighborhood?

Oh, no, no. This is a great
neighborhood.

I come down here whenever I want to buy
my radio back.

Is there a problem here?

No, no, no, no problem. It's just this
is all happening a little too fast.

I mean, I practically don't even know
you.

Oh, so I'm the problem?

No, no, no, not you.

Don't be silly. No, you're very, uh,
very, uh... Very what?

Very earthy.

Earthy? You mean like a groundhog?

No, no, that's not what I mean. What I'm
trying to say here is... Well, what are

you saying? What I'm saying is, hi. Hi.

This afternoon.

Yeah, isn't it cool? We'll be able to
hang out like this every day.

Yeah, that's real cool.

Chili.

Okay, maybe our parents didn't like each
other.

Maybe.

Okay, our parents definitely didn't like
each other.

Like.

Okay, our parents didn't stand each
other. It was like they were divorced

they'd never even been married.

But that wasn't going to keep us apart.
So.

After the first weekend at my mom's, we
spent the next weekend at my dad's.

Now, do you have a boyfriend?

Well, to tell you the truth, I have a
little trouble talking to boys.

Really? I have trouble keeping quiet.

Well, maybe we're not as much alike as
we thought.

Yeah, maybe.

Oh, that's my neighbor, Roger.

Let's have some fun with him.

Hurry up.

Hi, Tamara.

I just wanted to tell you that I saw you
in school today, and you look really,

really radiant.

Roger, come in.

You invited me in?

What's wrong?

Nothing, nothing.

I just wanted you to meet a girlfriend
of mine.

Well, I'll have trouble paying attention
to anyone but you. Hi!

I don't know what's going on here, but
I'm very, very...

We just found out we were twins. Isn't
that cool?

Way cool.

But I can't believe I'm going to be
living next door to both of you guys.

Well, actually, I live across town.

I have a bus pass.

It's nice to meet you, Roger.

Are you guys in the same class? No.

Roger's in the eighth grade.

Well, I'll be in ninth next year.

We'll be in the tenth.

At some point of your life, you're going
to want a younger man.

Well, maybe you can introduce me to
somebody.

Well... I guess we know who the evil
twin is.

Hello. Oh, hi, Mom. How's your day?

Evidently not as good as his.

They charge admission to get in here?

Mom, this is Roger.

Hi. I hope we'll be seeing a lot of each
other. I'm flattered, but these May

-December things never work out.

Hello, Lisa.

Oh, hello, Ray.

I had a little mishap out in front of
your house.

I'm sorry, but I knocked your mailbox
over.

Wait a minute.

You don't even have a car.

I was power walking. I hit it with my
purse.

I believe this is yours.

Come on, Jill. Let's get going.

Oh, Mom, can we stay a little bit
longer?

Yeah, please.

Yeah, please.

Well, I guess I could order out for some
pizza if you really want to stay.

No thanks. I've had a rough day.

Well, if you gotta go, you gotta go.

I'll walk you to the bus stop.

Bye. Nice meeting you, Roger.

Call me.

Twins. I'm living my father's fantasy.

I brought you some milk and cookies.

Thanks, Mom.

And a piece of pie.

Uh -oh.

Now, Tia, now, it's not terrible news.

Some of it's good, real good. Some of
it's bad, but a lot of it's good.

Mom, what's going on?

Well, you see, I had a little trouble
with my boss.

One thing led to another. We had words.

One of us called the other male
chauvinist pot -bellied pig, and one of

let go.

So he's not working there anymore?

No, you see, this was two weeks ago,
and... Two weeks? Now...

It's going to be okay. It's going to be
okay.

I don't get it. Every morning you've
been getting dressed and going to work.

Well, looking for work is work.

It's the same thing as having a job. You
just don't have a dental plan.

Are you all right?

Hey, I'm okay. I'm okay.

See, the thing is, a few days ago, I got
a lead on a terrific job.

They're even going to let me do a little
designing.

That's great. That's what you've always
wanted.

It's in St. Louis.

St. Louis?

Tia, I tried to find something here. I
did.

But, hey, St. Louis is a great city.

What about Tamir and me? Tia, now you
found her. It's not like you're going to

lose her. She can come visit us. You can
show her the arch. It's not the same.

Tia, I know it's not the same.

Tia, I have to work. But, Mom.

Can you just try and understand?

Leave the cookies.

I'll take the pie.

Our bus leaves in 20 minutes.

Have you ever been to Minneapolis, St.
Paul?

No, it's got to be right for us. I mean,
it's the 20th city.

Okay, come on, let's get over here.

How about over there?

Bus for Cleveland, leaving from Gate 12.

Have you ever run away before?

Are you kidding?

Yeah, me neither.

Good evening.

So, what are we going to do when we get
there?

We'll be okay.

We'll get jobs as waitresses.

We'll get our own apartment.

And when we get enough money, we'll buy
the restaurant.

That was my dream, too.

One of the most important things is
we'll be together.

Tomorrow we'll go to the zoo.

Great, Dad.

You know, I kind of miss my mom already.

I kind of miss my dad.

But, I mean, we'll call him when we get
there.

It's not like we're never going to see
him again.

Tia! Tamara!

Told you.

Tamara! How'd they find us?

I left my mama notes. You left her
notes? I was afraid she'd worry.

They're not here, Ray. They're gone. Our
babies are gone.

We'll find them. We'll find them. What's
gonna happen to them?

They got jobs as waitresses.

Thank you.

God, where's my child?

I miss my child.

do that to me again.

What were you girls thinking about?

Getting the daylights out of us. I'm
really sorry, Mom. We just thought that

this way, Timmy and I can be together
and you won't have to give up your job.

Oh, sweetheart.

That's still no excuse.

We shouldn't have been split up in the
first place. And now that we found each

other, we want to stay together.

Tia, I already gave up the apartment. We
don't have a choice.

Look, if I could do something, I'd do
it. Believe me.

Hey, maybe they can move in with us.

Excuse me? Yeah, that'll be great.

Excuse me?

Listen, girls, I'm afraid that we don't
move in together.

We're not strangers.

But we are.

We just want to grow up together, that's
all.

Look, we're not going to solve anything
here.

No, you're right. Let's go home and talk
about all of this.

Can we talk about it over pizza? I'm
kind of hungry.

Yeah, I saw a restaurant down the
street.

I'm buying.

I'm eating.

Now leaving from Gate 5 for Minneapolis
-St. Paul, the Twin Cities.

So, that night, we ate a lot of pizza,
and our parents did a lot of

And a lot of arguing.

But, in the end, we think everything's
gonna work out okay. After all,

got something out of it. We got to be
together.

Oh, and my mom even got her own
storeroom, so she can go into business

herself. And my dad got... What did dad
get?

Well... He gets to live in a house full
of beautiful women.

Actually, Ray, easy.

Precious combo.

Oh, this thing weighs a ton.

What you got in here?

Careful, Ray.

Those are my beauty aids.

You sure this living arrangement's going
to work?

Well, you got to think positively, Ray.
You know what Geraldo said.

No, but I'm sure I'm going to find out.

You know, Ray, we really haven't decided
about the rent yet.

That's right. I forgot about that. Never
mind.

No, no, no.

Since you brought it up, let's talk
about it. Now, what did you pay at the

place? $30 a month.

Mom, didn't we pay $350?

Honey, we really got to work on your
timing.

Okay, then $350. That's what you'll pay
here.

Okay, Ray.

And to show my appreciation, I got a
little gift for you.

Oh, thank you.

I want to make sure we got up on the
right foot. How thoughtful of you.

So very, very thoughtful.

It's a mailbox.

I kind of figured that out.

I painted it myself.

Kind of figured that out, too.

I can't wait to put it right out in
front of the house.

Oh, did I tell you about the notice?

Yes, we received the notice. From now
on, they're going to throw our mail

out there in the alley.

You don't like it. No, no, I like it. Of
course I do. It's you.

No, Ray.

It's us.

Somebody help me.

in our bedroom.