All language subtitles for show_me_yours_s01e01_pilot

You think you got it, but how do you get
something made?

You think you know how to dunk that and
show me yours?

Oh yeah, you've got to show me yours.

I'm not this sort of person.

But I keep thinking about that corridor.

About him following me.

And I can't wait for him to... Well,
it's so strange and...

I'm not

going anywhere.

think it means actually i'm kind of on
sabbatical doesn't mean i want to be

forced no it is this i mean fantasies
like yours usually signal a desire to

relinquish control since this is only
friendly talk let me just say i

see any loss of control as a serious
mistake sorry

but i really am on sabbatical i'm
writing a book on sexuality and um

We are here today because of my best
friend, Kate.

You've helped me get the most bashful
bride in history to finally say yes.

Isn't Kate supposed to give a speech?

Okay, okay.

I knew you were going to do this, so I
did write it down.

Because I love public speaking so much.

It was here.

It's in the bag with your wedding
present that I forgot on my kitchen

I had a really funny quote an older
gentleman told me in the course of my

research. And looking back, he said, if
you have a choice between marrying

a decent, loving, dead -fast spouse or

marrying your sexual fantasy,

Marry... Marry... Your sexual fantasy.

Ben! Ben!

I'm sorry I really taste this joke in
here somewhere.

I know you'll be disappointed that there
isn't. I only wanted to say

congratulations to you both for marrying
your fantasy and a good, decent, loving

partner as well.

So what's his story?

Benjamin Chase.

Jody said he's Gavin's old college
roommate. Came all the way from Ghana

wedding. I guess he watches monkeys have
sex for a living or something.

He certainly did something.

So where's the divine David? He's back
tonight. I'm meeting him later at home.

If your new boyfriend lets you get away.

It's my sister's wedding. I get dead.

Give me some champagne, Stella.

Just because you signed my paycheck is
an excellent reason to get you

You too, boss.

So, something you want to tell me?

Tony, nothing happened.

Kate, I saw the look.

Here comes more nothing.

Hello. Hi.

Benjamin Chase, isn't it?

That's right, Catherine Langford.

This is Tony Bain. Tony's a publisher.

I believe Ben watches Monkeys Screw in
Tropical Forest.

Oh, cake, cake, cake, cake, cake.

We are going to have to coach him for
the publicity tour.

It was nice meeting you.

Nice meeting you, too.

Tony's not just a publisher.

She's your publisher.

You've been checking me out.

Sounds like it was mutual.

So tell me about your book.

Why would I do that?

Because we have sex in common.

Studying it, I mean.

Ah.

Thank you.

Tough guy like you doesn't find
champagne a bit girly.

I find you a bit girly? Does that mean I
shouldn't like you?

And I'm going to call it the experience
of the erotic sexual practice of the

spiritual journey.

So tantric sex, date hour, orgasms, that
sort of thing.

It's not a how -to guide.

I'm interested in the psychology behind
how, even why, we have sex.

So you're obsessed with what turns
people on and why.

I'm interested in sexual scripting.

My review of the literature so far has
been very compelling.

If you're writing about sex, I think you
need a little field work.

Is this your book or mine?

Well, if it was my book, I'd change that
title pretty damn quick.

To what?

Sex is good?

I like that. That's good.

No,

Tony.

Gavin and Jody seem a little too hip for
this.

I think it's supposed to be ironic.

I'll tell you what it is.

The world's most effective vocal act,
Nick.

It's still dancing. There's always an
erotic undercurrent to it. Maybe you

should put those glasses back on.

I'll prove it to you.

That woman right there?

Yeah. A professional woman who takes
pride in her power and control, yet

secretly she wants to relinquish it all
and be ravaged.

Where do you get that?

She's playing with her hair.

She's leading but letting him think
otherwise.

And now she's going to make him chase
her.

Lucky cat.

I read the signal.

You know what I think?

I think that's your story.

You don't know anything about me. I know
something about signals.

Come on.

Oh, no, you don't. Let's do it. No, no,
no. See, it's me.

I'm bad with people.

I have poor communication skills. Poor
communication skills. Yes.

There is nothing wrong with your
communication skills.

That's where you're wrong, because
first, I'm very attached.

Yes, you are.

To David.

I'm attached to David, whom I'm very
much in love with.

And second, I'm just not good with
people.

It's a fatal flaw in the shrink.

No problem.

Come back to the jungle with me.

You think I'm kidding, but I'm not.

Sometimes I think the only words getting
through to my clients are see you next

week.

That's why I'm doing the book.

I don't want miscommunication.

You know,

I really should go in and congratulate
Jodi and Gavin. No, they're drunk anyway

No weeks of hell without you.

And you.

What's wrong?

No more going away. Stupid book tours
right now.

Drink? No.

Bed. You know, I've been thinking.

All this back and forth.

Your place, my place.

Why don't we get our place?

But, David, that would never work,
because you're all Italian modern, and

not. You saying you don't want to move
in together?

You mean you're serious?

I am so serious.

What are you doing?

Tony told me. I think it's great.

Got sex?

You most certainly do.

Kate, this book is going to blow the
roof off.

Dr. Langford, meet your new co -author.

Dr. Chase.

Morning, Kate.

Tony, what is this about?

This is about my particular genius,
Kate.

Ben and I talked after you left.

He thought your book sounded great. You
know I love it. Then he started telling

me about his work.

The Monkey Watching. Biology.

Mating habits.

A light bulb went on.

He said she said debate about sex.
You're on one side of the book cover.

the other. It says sex somewhere in the
middle.

But we have an agreement.

And now we have a better one. I listened
to the pair of you last night. I know

what I'm talking about. This thing is
going to sing with the dynamic of your

distrust. Discourse. Or intercourse, if
you prefer.

I do not prefer.

You tell her about the interviews.

Interviews? We're figuring out why
people do what they do. Screw who they

right? So we get subjects to come in and
tell us all about their... You mean

people come in? Of course people come
in.

How will you get to know their desires
and their secrets unless you get into

with them?

As it were.

So you want me to sit with him and ask
people about their deepest sexual

and then argue about them?

You can understand why I'm so excited.

I'm totally excited.

Now, Kate, I know you think I've ruined
your day. I want you to go have a drink

with Ben, and you will see that's all
for the best.

Really.

Ben? Tony, you're an animal.

Oh, aren't we all?

No, we're not.

See you later, kids.

Think about it, Kate.

We could be the next Masters and
Johnson.

Till I met you?

I have my own book at my own quiet desk.

My own thoughts to keep me company.
Yeah, but this is exciting.

A whole new direction.

Me hormones, you head. Me biology, you
psychology. Me pushing, you leaving.

Me kissing, you kissing back.

That was not my idea. Okay.

I'll ignore your participation for the
moment, but come on, Kate.

This could be fun.

Seriously? What's the deal on inter
-office dating?

Tony's offering you a very good advance,
Kate.

Quite substantial, in fact.

And that's more research money, and
that's good, too, isn't it?

Mm -hmm.

And a bigger print run.

That's also good, right?

I know it's good, but... You know what
bothers me?

It's this Benjamin Chase guy.

I mean, aside from a few essays and
primate review, he's not very

He knows a lot about monkeys.

Yeah?

I could ask around about him.

I don't need rescuing, baby. I just need
to think.

Here.

Here's some good news.

Found some listings.

That circle there looked promising.

Why don't you have a look? I'll make you
some tea.

Oh, the BBC called.

They want to make a TV series out of my
book.

Which one?

Brute Force.

Male aggression. It hits everywhere.

Great news, right?

That's great, baby.

Congratulations.

I'm lying in bed hardly able to move
from disappointment and David's jumping

around the apartment with glee over his
new documentary series.

Aren't you supposed to share in that?

You're so newly married.

Speaking of married, David wants us to
move in together.

And that's great.

Can I have your apartment? You're going
to?

How could Tony sell me out to this
manipulative Benjamin Shaker? Wait a

David wants to talk to you about
shacking up and all you can talk about

It's not like that.

It's like something.

Couldn't be a better book.

The other one was kind of in your head.
That's where books come from.

No, honestly, Kate, this one does sound
a little more dynamic. You too? It's a

fabulous opportunity for you, Kate. And
your boyfriend just proved to you how

much he loved you.

I'm sorry, but none of this reads as bad
news.

Maybe it isn't. I don't know.

I just, I had this sense of my life
finally falling into place.

And, yeah.

Well, this is a nice surprise.

It's a surprise.

Are we going to find time to talk about
the book at some point?

Ben told me. It's a great idea.

Meet me at my office in 20 minutes.

All right.

Can I watch?

No.

Triple shot decaf Americano. I asked
Stella.

You're enterprising.

We already knew that.

Sex, truth, and videotape.

Try it. You might like it. Tony.

Do you have any idea about this?

I find it useful to tape my research
subjects.

Is there a big market for monkey porn?

If you don't record it, you miss things.
You'll see what I mean when we get

started. There's nothing to see, Ben.

This is not the book I'm writing. I told
Tony your name should come first, and

I'm willing to follow your lead to
start.

Having hijacked my project, that's most
generous of you. Come on, Kate. Our

project could put us on the map.

You think this is a better way to get to
the truth?

I do.

You know how to hook this stuff up?

Okay, but why do I have to be the one to
confess?

You're helping me decide.

Okay, Benjamin Chase.

Tell me about a hot sexual encounter of
yours. Something meaningful.

Meaningful? If that's ever happened.

You are so wrong about me.

Recording.

Okay, meaningful.

Would Primal do?

I was in Borneo.

Half a dozen of us on this research
grant studying the proboscis monkey.

Hot and humid.

Everybody looked like hell. Smelled
worse.

Except Simone.

Simone with a colleague?

She was field leader for the first time,
and it was my first work study.

We both wanted to be taken seriously, so
we tried our best not to notice each

other, although every guy there noticed
Simone.

One night I'm in my tent.

Simone comes in.

Hair and face all wet, glasses streaked
with rain.

She said her tent had sprung up, and I
could hardly deny her refuge.

We spent hours there, me reading, her
sleeping.

What are you thinking?

That her skin looks so inviting.

That I couldn't hurt the touch.

A lot of people can't admit that
unexpected and spontaneous is often

premeditated.

Go ahead.

What do you think?

Kate?

What's your explanation, Dr. Darwin?

I was hot and she was wet.

I can see your side of the book is going
to be very short.

Okay. Other than acting on the rules of
attraction, I'd have to say I was taking

claim on a female desired by other males
in the group.

What's your take, Dr. Freud?

I might take issue with virtually every
word you said, but what interests me

most right now is that you told me a
story about a co -worker.

And? You specifically mentioned her
glasses.

I don't think so.

Simone came in.

Hair and face all wet.

Glasses streaked with rain.

All right, fine. They steamed up
beautifully. What's your point?

You tell me a story about getting
involved with a colleague.

You've offered to let me lead this
project the way Simone led yours. Do I

to spell out the subtext?

That's interesting.

That glasses thing, that was good.

If you're looking to cast a new girl in
your old script, trust me, I'm not.

I thought it was just a hot story. Turns
out to be a bad job interview.

It wasn't that hot either.

Maybe not, but you have to admit we just
proved the system worked.

For what it's worth.

When people buy a book on sex, they get
one opinion.

They buy the wrong book, they get the
wrong message. Like, what they're doing

perverted or strange, who knows what.

But they buy our book.

They're going to get an argument right
off the bat.

They're going to know that there's more
than one way to interpret any situation.

Hell, they might even learn something.

I want to do the book, Kate.

And that desire has nothing to do with
that thing at the wedding?

That kid thing?

That would be the one.

Come on, Kate.

I'm a little deeper than that.

A little.

If I were to say yes, you need to
understand that thing never happened.

Because you're attached?

Very.

A psychologist who prescribes denial?

I like it.

So?

What's the verdict?

Hi,

baby.

Yeah, great. I'll meet you there.

And, David, I'm going to do the new
book.

Yes, with, you know, you shouldn't call
him that.

And I was thinking, with the bigger
advance, maybe we could discuss.

Buying instead of renting.

Right?

Okay.

See you there.

No.

Let the game begin.

I think you got it. Well, how do you
dump me?

You think you're so hot, well, don't die
and show me yours.

Oh, yes, you got to show me yours.