All language subtitles for seven_days_s02e09_love_and_other_disasters

We have a device that can allow one
human being back in time for 11 days.

This weekend, it's romance with a
capital R as real -life Romeo, Prince

Zayani of Algeria, weds his Juliet, the
beautiful Princess Lisette Darcy of

Saint -Simon, in what promises to be the
social event of the decade.

The Royal Nuptials are set to take place
right here at the Darcy Summer Castle

on the Isle of Abriel, and the super
-exclusive guest list includes

and dignitaries from around the world,
in addition to the First Lady of the

United States.

Much like Romeo and Juliet, this romance
is not without its detractors,

political factions on both sides who
oppose the union.

We've actually learned that several
anonymous threats have been made to both

prince and his lovely bride -to -be. But
we're sure that this royal fairy tale

will come true.

So here's to those champagne wishes and
caviar dreams.

What is it, Linda?

Uncle, it's infuriating. The paparazzi,
they are like cockroaches.

It is outrageous.

I'll speak to security immediately.

They could at least wait until I get
them clothes on.

Don't worry, little one.

I swear I won't let another thing
disturb your day.

Oh, Father.

How I wish you were here right now.

Come on, Frank.

You can do it.

Chow that's down in the next 15 seconds,
and you've got the record.

What's going on?

Ever heard of a movie called Cool Hand
Luke?

Paul Newman's in prison, and he makes a
bet he can eat 50 pickled eggs.

Oh, and our boy here just did 51!

Yeah!

Ooh!

That's never happened to me. I've eaten
51 eggs before.

Actually, I have. At Cibador and Mint,
he ate 62.

Thank you, sir. Oh, tough break, but,
well, life goes on.

So, are you ready to make me an offer I
can't refuse?

I've got to warn you, Talmadge and
Minder both have very intriguing bids on

table. Um... Go on.

Oh, pack your bags.

Hey, what's going on?

Oh, John's been invited to the wedding
of Princess Lucette and Prince Hamal,

I'm going.

Huh? You want a raffle?

Uh, no, actually, Princess Lisette and I
are old friends.

We met a few years ago while I was
visiting Oxford.

You're actually going to this thing?

Well, you know, a beautiful princess, a
dashing billionaire, a costly wedding.

It's a real -life fairytale.

Uh, reality check. You're talking about
a weekend in some stone crypt with

outdoor plumbing and a bunch of inbred
stuffed shirts.

Yeah, I've spoken like a man who's just
eaten 51 pickled eggs. Mr. Parker, you

have absolutely no idea what the romance
is all about.

I must go. I have to pack.

Just remember I told you so.

Raised by her widowed father, Princess
Lisette was devastated by his unexpected

death earlier this year. But through the
love and support of her Arabian knight

in shining armor, this daddy's girl will
end a tragic year in triumphant

fashion.

Ladies and gentlemen.

Mesdames et messieurs, may I present
Princess Lisette d 'Arcy and Prince

Zayani.

Thank you. Thank you all for coming.
Thank you.

shirts, the nerve of him.

If only he was here to feed it.

Olga, maybe you should have another
cocktail.

I mean, look at that.

Real romance.

It's not too much to ask, is it?

I couldn't agree with you more.

Oh, yeah.

Excuse me.

Oh. Oh, no.

Excuse me.

I didn't mean to startle you.

I heard that lovely accent. I just had
to ask. You are obviously from a host of

royalty, are you not?

Oh, well, I'm not exactly Anastasia, but
please, continue.

I am Kasim Rimos of Algiers.

I'm the prince's best man.

Of course you are. I mean, I knew that.

I'm Dr. Vukovic.

Olga Vukovic.

I say, a fairy godfather. The princess's
own uncle, Duke Theodore Darcy.

For it was the Duke who insisted that
Lisette take the cruise where she met

prince. And from that, I see holiday.

Who do you think is Ramsay's and
Princess Groupie? Doctor, what the hell

doing here?

Don't worry.

Stick it safe with me.

Well,

I should be drinking beer in the
security room. Relax.

Oh, well.

You and me watching a wedding special on
a Friday night. A whole cool world.

Oh, come on. I mean, even you gotta
admit, the whole thing's so damn...

it's colorful.

Ladies and gentlemen, may I have your
attention, please?

I know the best man is supposed to give
a speech after the wedding, but... I

have a confession to make.

I had... serious reservations about this
marriage.

I honestly did not think we would be
here today because of the vast cultural

differences that exist between our
people.

But now, now I cannot imagine a more
perfect union.

Worlds can indeed collide with the most
delightful consequences.

So, to true love.

Your Highness, I'm so sorry to bother
you, but your uncle would like to speak

you on the patio.

Have the two of you seen the castle
library?

It's really something to see. Please
follow me. I'll take you there. Thank

yes.

Don't be long.

for a CZN special report.

At approximately 1 p .m. Greenwich Mean
Time, an explosion broke out at the

Darcy Castle. The site of the pre
-wedding call of Princess Lisette,

the throne of the small European
principality of Saint -Simon. We have no

confirmed reports of casualties, and as
yet, there is no word about the First

Lady or Princess Lisette.

We don't know anything about Ballard and
Olga, but our latest intel indicates

that high -ranking NATO officials and
Princess Lisette are among the dead.

With a guest list like that, we could be
looking at a terrorist act here.

Boy, every time this world creates a
little something beautiful, somebody's

to pinch one off in a punch bowl.

I'll alert the backstabber.

Damage?

Match them through.

Hello? Hello, can you hear us? Loud and
clear, thank God. Are you both all

right? We're fine, thanks to Mr. Ramos.

Please, I did nothing.

He saved our lives.

Those other poor unfortunate people. I
hate to think what might have happened

you hadn't been there.

But there's nothing about what might
have happened, my sweet.

I am grateful that I was able to be here
for you.

Olga, John, I can't tell you how
relieved we all are. I'm sending a jet

Thanks.

Well, looks like Miss Vukovic finally
found her prince charming.

For days, they've come from around the
globe bearing flowers, cards, and

as the world pays homage to its fallen
princess.

I can't believe she's gone.

From Mr. Wonderful.

Oh.

Oh, a plane ticket, huh?

Cassine wants me to meet him in New York
this weekend.

So you gonna go?

Maybe. Is there any reason why I
shouldn't?

No, hey, New York's great this time of
year, providing, of course, you know

way around.

Oh, I don't think that'll be a problem.
Kasim's family have owned a townhouse in

Manhattan for years.

Really?

Really.

Well, have a great time.

Thank you, I will.

Hey, free trip to NYC?

Who's gonna say no?

Well... The investigators discovered
faulty wiring in one of the portable

generators that set up a bank of propane
tanks that the caterers had brought to

the island.

We're to go, people.

Great. Let's do it.

I don't think I've ever seen Billy get
the backstop of you.

Well, I don't think he's ever seen you
with Mr. Wonderful before.

Excuse me.

I want you to... Promise me you're not
going to do anything foolish.

Foolish? Me? I mean it. If you're going
to interfere with my personal life.

Don't worry. You'll have your fun.

Oh. Well, good.

Didn't say with who.

Mr.

Pepper, I mean it.

This is not fair.

Let's not think about who might have
been my sweet.

Goodbye, Mr. Parker.

Mr. Parker?

at the royal wedding party today.

Was it a terrorist attack?

No, a faulty generator set off the
caterer's propane tank. It took out half

heads of NATO and the Princess, too.

Princess Lissette died?

She cried like a baby, Ramsey. It was
touching, really.

No, I did not.

Man's a damn liar.

Anyway, Bradley, we decided it'd be best
if I handled this thing myself.

All right, Frank. I'll send you the
credentials to get onto that island with

chopper crew.

Ballard and Olga are already there. What
happened to them the last time around?

Uh, nothing.

Nothing at all.

Sir, I'm getting a feeling that Parker's
just trying to mingle with the in

crowd. Oh, come on, Ramsey. You really
think I want to go to this stupid thing?

Probably going to be bored stiff.

98 ,000 francs. It's a bargain. I'll
take it. Take it? Take what?

Hey, Parker, if you're pissing away
Uncle Sam's money again... And, uh,

a couple of those cufflinks. You know,
the platinum jobs with the diamonds.

Pay for diamonds.

Fake diamonds.

Parker.

Pick up the phone.

Parker, answer me.

I'll rip your...

It's

true that the wires are a little frayed,
but... But nothing. Replace it and move

these propane tanks.

Sir, we don't have a backup. If we shut
this one down, we'll have to consolidate

two food stations. You will do exactly
as I say, or you can pack your souffle

pans and head back to the mainland.

Thank you, monsieur, for bringing this
incompetence to my attention.

Heaven forbid anything should not be
perfect for the wedding.

Just to do my job, we always run
security checks in advance of the first

attends. Ow!

Sorry.

Ah, she is a little distracted today,
naturally.

Naturally.

I believe this is yours.

Thank you so much. You're welcome,
princess.

And perhaps you can refresh my gimlet.

Excuse me?

My gimlet?

Sure.

I'll refresh your little gimlet, all
right?

Bradley, it's Parker.

How's it going in Camelot?

Oh, just peachy. Ever try to call a
classified U .S. government number from

rotary phone?

Not lately.

Have you rectified the situation?

Disaster averted.

One of them, anyway. Cheers.

Oh,

here it comes.

Sir, he's milking this cow with both
hands.

I'm sure Royal Security can handle
whatever else might come up.

But if it's no problem to you to pull a
little extra duty... Oh, God!

It's no problem, no problem at all.

I gotta go.

Any closer?

Impossible.

Nobody can get you closer. Not without
an invitation.

Oh, phew.

What a shame.

Give him.

Oh, monsieur!

No!

Are you sure you can make it look like
an accident?

Propane is a very volatile fuel.

And the Duke hired the relative of the
caterer. They like to cut corners.

Even the royalty needs to save a few
bucks now and then, huh?

Flora.

Frank? What are you doing here?

Oh, has there been a bath yet?

Relax. I already took care of it.

Where's Olga?

She's probably, you know, catching up on
all the royal gossip. You know, girl

stuff. Uh -huh.

Look, you don't have to cover for her. I
already know about that Kasim guy.

You do?

Oh, I mean, right. Why wouldn't you?

So, what do you know about him?

Well, he's pretty much a regular guy.

You know, very well endowed.

Oil wells.

I hear he inherited about a thousand.

No. I'd love to stay and chat, but... Go
ahead, run along.

But don't tell Olga that I'm here, okay?
I want to surprise her.

Oh, you're going to surprise her. I
guarantee.

Beautiful daughters. They love to do it
in churches.

Funerals, especially.

They drive them mad with passion.

She wears this little black dress with
nothing underneath.

And what did she do when you told her
about your wedding?

She asked me for an invitation.

Oh, no. What did you say?

What else? I told her to wear that
little black dress.

Although it will be my funeral if I get
caught here. Of course.

Well, that's as well you're near.

Thanks, Chief.

Champagne?

Mr. Parker?

Just thought you could do with a little
relief from all these stiffs.

Ah, so there's been a backstep, has
there?

Did something happen here?

Already taken care of, my sweet.

Olga! I was wondering if you'd like to
join me for a bit of ballooning.

You've got a balloon here?

Yeah, it's a hobby of mine.

Must be a hell to blow that thing up,
huh?

Have we met?

No, but I've heard a lot about you.
Frank Parker.

I'm a friend of the lady.

Mr. Parker works with John Ballard and
myself.

Oh, he designs it.

More like a fix -it guy.

Olga's the one with the brains.

And the beauty.

It's a diabolical combination.

Tell me about it.

I would love to go with you.

Just as soon as I've wrapped something
up with Mr. Parker.

Nice meeting you, Cosmo.

Tessie. Whatever you say, Kashmir.

What do you say we blow this popcorn
stand?

I hate weddings anyway. The cake sucks.

You're here because of him, aren't you?
Did something happen between Kashmir...

Kasim and I in the other timeline?

How would I know?

Uh -huh. You know.

And it must have gone pretty far,
otherwise you wouldn't have come dressed

that. Very, uh, dashing, as a matter of
fact.

Oh, yeah?

You know, you are not going to ruin this
for me, Mr. Parker.

We have a problem.

What's wrong?

The propane tanks are gone.

Someone must have moved them.

Then we change our plan.

Kasim.

Olga.

I was just checking the prevailing wind.

Oh, for ballooning.

And how are they blowing?

Not favorably, I'm afraid.

Is it my imagination, or did the
temperature just drop 30 degrees?

Yes. Oh, no, no, no, no, no. It's much
too cold.

Thank you.

Too cold for ballooning, anyway.

Listen, I'd like to apologize for what
happened back there. Ah, yes.

I'm afraid I did not make a very good
impression.

Oh, no, trust me, you made a very good
impression. Otherwise, you wouldn't be

here. Oh.

So, uh, it has to be perfect for you to
go up, does it?

Yeah.

But, uh, you do not need a balloon to
soar high up above the ordinary.

Oh, really?

Well, you can do it simply with, uh,
what you have.

How?

Well, first you have to, uh, close your
eyes.

Close my eyes. Mm -hmm.

Okay.

And then lighten your heart.

You see, if your spirit is heavy, then
you cannot drift up

above the clouds.

How do you feel?

As light as air, and much warmer,
actually.

I know what you mean.

Speaking of warm, isn't that the band I
hear warming up over there?

Yes, I believe it is.

Shall we dance?

Yes.

Listen, what happened... I didn't
realize.

I wanted to apologize for earlier.

Oh, no, I'm the one who should be
apologizing. No, I thought you were with

caterer. My uncle told me later that you
found a problem that could have ruined

my party.

Thank you. You're welcome, but I feel
really bad about not getting you that

drink.

Name's Parker, Frank B.

Lucette. Nice to meet you.

Have you ever been married, Mr. Parker?

Not exactly poster boy for the
institution, but, uh, yeah.

Is it for love?

Hell yes.

I mean, yes.

But, hey, what do I know about love?
This wedding's everybody's dream come

right?

I suppose it is.

But not yours.

It's all happened so fast.

After my romance and Hamal were so
charming, my uncle was so supportive, it

was... Your honey?

I'm so sorry to bother you, but your
uncle would like to speak to you in the

South Garden.

Thank you.

Duty calls.

Thanks for the chat, Mr. Parker.

Good luck, Princess.

May the Force be with you.

Uncle?

Uncle, are you all right?

Who is this man?

What is going on?

I don't know.

He's got friends.

Come on.

Yeah, Malik is down.

Someone just rescued the little bitch.

Dewey about?

That's Kim.

I would put this in your hair, but
perfection needs no equitable.

Excuse me, sir.

You have an urgent message.

Excuse me, please.

Of course.

The princess is still alive. What do you
want us to do?

Find her and kill her. She died tonight
at any cost.

But, sir, we won't be able to keep this
quiet. I said at any cost.

He said kill her now.

No, no, no, not you, my friend.

Please, stay calm.

If you do exactly as instructed, I
promise you, you will not be harmed.

This is an outrage!

How dare you! Shut your mouth, old man.

Anyone who has a cell phone has a dober.

Kasim, what do you think you are doing?

I asked you the same thing many times,
but you would not listen.

You insisted on polluting the bloodline,
which is your legacy and your country's

future. I will never allow it. What
gives you the right? History does.

Your ancestors died in the struggle to
rid our country of the Europeans. Shame

on you.

They were never treated as anything but
second -class citizens.

You yourself, stripped of your wealth,
couldn't even get a job selling shoes in

her country.

Hate poisons your mind, Kasim.

No. No, it has cleared it.

You see, my dear friend, I will do
whatever it takes to stop this marriage

happening, including killing you if I
have to.

Do you think they'll be safe in here?

I hope so. Is there a phone?

Over there.

I can't believe this is happening.

Why aren't you dead?

Oh, my God.

God, what are we going to do? That's a
good question.

Are you insane?

What? This is a Chateau Latour, 1945.

Do you have any idea what that's worth?

More than I make in a month, probably.

Oh, God, we're going to die. We're going
to die. We're going to die. No, we're

not. Yes, we are.

Oh, give me a beer any day.

Now, I don't suppose you know of any...
Hey!

I need you calm, not paralyzed.

I don't suppose you know of any secret
passageways out of the castle, do you?

No.

But I know another way we can get World
out.

Let's go.

No sign of her yet.

Who is protecting the Princess?

One of her security guards?

No, I can't take it.

He's wearing a tuxedo.

Well, find them and kill them both.

Where's Parker?

I'm looking outside of there.

I don't think he's lurking anymore.

You have to do something.

In my pouch, there's a cell phone.

Olga!

Handicover.

What?

That!

You're pretty tough with a gun in your
hand.

You leave him alone.

The only reason I do not kill him is
because of you.

Next time, I will not hesitate.

Okay.

Yeah.

You sure you know where you're going?

I've lived here all my life.

Who are

these

people? I don't know, but they've got a
lot bigger guns than I do.

It all goes up to you.

Let me try.

Guard yourself up, babe.

All you had to do was that.

I thought the secret room was supposed
to be behind a rotating bookcase.

My great -great -grandfather picked it
in the late 1700s. It was meant as a

secret passageway to the main port.

Figures. I made it my hideaway when I
was growing up.

Where'd you get this?

Croquet wasn't my only pastime. My uncle
taught me to hunt.

Any more shelves?

Sorry.

I'll be damned.

Radio -free blue blood.

Very nice.

Let's see what we got here.

They were in the white cellar.

Keep looking.

David, check the rooms upstairs.

Unicom, I need you to patch me through
to Bradley Talmadge ASAP. It's an

emergency. Roger that. Stand by.

Go ahead, Mr. Talmadge.

Frank, what's going on?

We're under armed attack here. I took
out one of the terrorists, but there are

more. Not sure how many.

Parker, you said this was handled.

It was, bonehead. Whoever's crashing
this party must have seen my fix -it job

and switched to plan B.

I'm with the princess.

I think she's the main target.

All right, you're with the princess, my
ass.

Watch your language, Ramsey. There are
ladies present.

Say hello to Nathan, your highness.

Hello, Nathan.

Frank, we can have a Delta team
assembled and to you in 30 minutes.

Just be careful, Bradley. This is a
hostage situation.

I don't want to get any bullet holes in
my nice new suit.

Understood. Just try and hang on for
half an hour.

Wish we had some more of that funky
wine.

What the hell are you doing with a
shortwave radio anyway?

It was my window to the world.

I could talk to anyone, anywhere, and
pretend to be someone else.

I thought the little girls all pretended
to be you.

Growing up in a royal family isn't our
privilege in parties, Mr. Parker.

My mother died when I was eight, and
there were no other children around

the servant's children.

I wasn't allowed to play with them.

My life was constant training for duty
and responsibility.

This wedding isn't part of your duties?

My family is bankrupt.

So when my uncle introduced me to Prince
Ramal... You saw dollar signs.

Is that the kind of duty they were
training you for?

Marrying some guy you don't love just to
keep the family out of hock?

I hear them.

The man with her is American.

The annoying fix -it man.

Kill them.

I know what it's like not having any
money.

You okay?

Yes.

You know this, Joker?

No. Then we gotta move.

David.

David.

What's going on?

David's dead.

Damn it.

You said get down here now.

Attention, Mr. Parker.

I have a proposition for you.

I know you have the princess with you.
Bring her to me now.

Do this, I will not have to kill your
friend, Dr.

Ballard.

Or the lovely Dr. Vukovic.

You have three minutes, Mr. Parker.

I am still waiting, Mr. Parker.

I've got to give myself up. What now?

Your friends, my uncle, everyone,
they'll die. You heard what he said.

said, I know a little something about
hostage situations, and whether you give

in or not, they're probably going to
kill everyone anyway.

It's my duty to protect my people. And
it's my duty to protect you. Why, Mr.

Falcao? This is not your fight. Yeah,
well, it is now. Semper Fi, baby.

not dead.

You're from a family of fighters, and so
am I. We ain't going down without one

hell of a fight.

Here, hold this.

I've never met anyone like you. Feelings
mutual, believe me.

All right.

Let's get this party started, huh?

You have one minute, Mr. Parker.

Here I am.

Where is the princess?

Somewhere safe.

Then your friend dies.

If she does, the only way you're getting
out of here is in a body bag.

You're in no position to be threatening
me, Mr. Parker.

Look, Dr. Zhivago, you seem like a
practical man, so let's just bottom line

thing. We got a groom who's chasing
every skirt on the continent, the uncle

the bride shoving her down the aisle to
pay for his electric bill, a bride who's

only going along because she thinks
that's what good little princesses do, a

room full of guests who only care about
the free food, and an ex -mental patient

with an Uzi in his hand and a trigger
finger is starting to get itchy.

So what do you say we all just pack up
our samosas and go home, huh?

Well said, Mr. Parker.

But I've been to enough casinos to know
a bluff when I hear one.

And I'm calling yours.

My boy.

Cover up. Get out of the way.

All right. Drop the gun, Chico.

Now we'll settle this like real men.

This is not fair.

Okay.

Damn it!

That hurt.

Now that's fair.

Did he break your tooth?

No, no, no. I think it's just loose.

Let me see. I need to see if you have
any stitches.

Are you guys okay?

We're fine. Thank you.

Oh, go ahead. Say it.

What? Just say it, okay?

Ow, ow, ow.

What, that Mr. Wonderful didn't turn out
to be so wonderful?

True gentlemen would never say that.

Nice,

Frank.

Lisette, please, you misunderstand my
intentions. I understand perfectly.

But it does not matter anymore because I
will not be participating in this

wedding. Lisette, our family, our two
countries have an agreement.

Don't worry, she's too young to make
this decision.

I was too young yesterday.

Today, I am not too young. Shall we?

Excuse us.

Lisette, as your guardian. Sir Guardian,
you suck.

How do I look?

Like Prince Charming.

This way, please.

I'm up.

Any advice?

Don't speak.

Got it.

Once again, the eyes of the world are on
the venerable castle d 'Arsay.

But this time it's not to witness a
fairy tale romance.

This is a different kind of tale
altogether.

Call it Lady and the Tramp, and the hero
that indeed saved the day. Mr. Parker,

in the company of your friends and
allies, please approach the crown.

For meritorious service, and for your
noble protection and wise counsel, To

royal family of Saint -Simon, I hereby
present this honor.

Kneel, please.

I therefore on this day bestow upon you
the order of the crown of Saint -Simon,

and I do anoint you a royal knight of
the realm.

From this day and... You shall be known
as Sir Francis Bartholomew Parker.

Bartholomew?

Arise, Sir Francis.

For me?

Your Majesty?

Frank, wait.

Oh, that debt. Unbelievable.

Thank you for being so, so perfect.

You're welcome.

I got a sword.