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Hey, Lisa.
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The Riggmas are having a party Friday
night. You want to come?
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Me?
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Invited to one of your broad shoulders?
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I mean, parties?
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I'd love to.
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I'll be there.
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Great. I'll see you there.
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Yeah.
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Good taste, Trevor.
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Thank you, Rick.
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Hey, Morris.
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We've been looking for you.
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Hi, Rick. Hi, Trevor.
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You guys know my friends.
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No. Anyway,
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listen, as you know, we only invite the
top people to join the Rigmas.
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Oh, I'm flattered, but I'm just not
interested.
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So, Zach, what do you say?
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Want to pledge?
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Me a Rigma?
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That'd be great. What do I have to do?
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Well, we'll find you after school and
we'll fill you in on the pledge rolls.
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All right.
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Zach, you are so lucky. They have the
wildest parties and only the best
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girls. Really?
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All right. I've changed my mind.
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I'll join.
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When I wake up in the morning and the
longest I don't want it, I don't think
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I'll ever make it on time.
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Bye.
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Bye.
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Bye.
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Pledging school clubs isn't for
everyone.
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You have to take orders, do insane
things, and endure constant humiliation.
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Sort of like being a teacher.
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Hurry up, Belding's coming.
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Pledge Zach Morris.
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Oh, no.
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Now.
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Way down upon the Swanee River, far, far
from home.
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Zach, is it really worth it? Sure it is.
Besides, all members had to go for
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Rigma Pledge Week. It's important.
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It's tradition.
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Or in the words of Socrates, it's the
pits.
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Please leave your quizzes on your desks
and read chapter nine.
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Or sing chapter nine, if you'd rather.
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If I could collect the papers, please. I
have a meeting with Mr. Belding.
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Thank you.
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Nice hat.
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Hey, Screech, can I carry your books?
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Why? Well, every day he has to do a
favor for someone who's not the coolest.
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Do you mean a borderline nerd?
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Oh, not that bad.
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Oh, you mean a dweeb.
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That's great. Sure, you can carry my
books. Come on, come on. You don't
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understand, Screech. This is your chance
to get Zach to do anything for you.
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Anything. Mikey.
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I see.
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That's great. Let's not take advantage
of the situation.
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Now, let's see.
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I have this nickname, Phil.
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All right. All right, I'll take care of
it.
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Yes, Mr. Belding. You wanted to see me?
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Here, read this.
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All principals are to designate an
acting principal to act as principal
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the actual principal cannot be there to
act as principal.
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Have you broken this code yet?
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Look, the school board now requires a
substitute principal whenever I'm not on
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campus. There's a one -week trial run.
Will you do it?
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Mr. Belding, it would be an honor.
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Oh, by the way, what's in it for me?
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All right, new encyclopedia.
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But it's got to be the full set. That's
A through Z.
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Okay, but the Q book's propping up the
short leg on my dining room table, and
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now the soup is going to slide into
Grandma Belding.
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Hi, guys. Have you seen them?
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There they are.
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That is not funny. You have no idea what
they're putting me through.
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Whatever it is, it's worth it.
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Be all you can be, Zack.
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Be a Rigma.
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Don't say anything. I just can't do more
of this stuff.
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Has anybody here seen Zack Morris?
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There he is.
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There you are. I've been looking all
over for you guys.
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Mr. Morris, we would like to see you up
on stage. Would you like to see him up
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on stage, Trevor?
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Rick, I would like that very much.
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Would anybody like to see Mr.
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Morris do...
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Ten jumping jacks?
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How about twenty?
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Twenty? Do you want to hear thirty?
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Thirty!
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Could have said forty.
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Okay, it's forty.
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I can't believe they're making you do
this. Why don't you just quit?
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Red jackets.
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Parties.
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And girls.
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Don't you think enough is enough? This
isn't funny anymore.
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Oh, come on. We're just having a good
time.
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He doesn't have to do this if he doesn't
want to.
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Oh, thanks, guys. Of course, Trevor, he
won't become a rigma.
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Morning.
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Miss Bliss is acting as principal this
week, so I'll be taking over all of her
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classes.
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Miss Bliss usually teaches us from
inside the classroom.
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Inside.
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Substitute. Well, the flu is going
around and there is a shortage in the
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substitute pool.
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And why am I telling you all this?
Everyone sit down.
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Now, what chapter are we on?
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Mr. Balding, this is homeroom.
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Oh, well, what do you do in homeroom?
Nothing.
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Well, that's going to change right now.
We are going to do something in
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homeroom. Does anyone have any
suggestions?
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Hey, we can go.
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Come on now, let's make this meaningful.
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Let's close this generation gap. Let's
wrap.
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All right, I'll start.
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Last night, Mrs. Belding and I were
celebrating our wedding anniversary with
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eighth, my seventh.
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She encourages me to be zany like that.
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How romantic.
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So, where did you meet the old ball and
chain?
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We were in high school at a Halloween
party.
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We were bobbing for apples and our
retainers locked.
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After that, we were stuck with each
other.
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Surf's up.
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This is so dumb. I don't know how I ever
thought those guys were so cool.
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So you're not going to their party?
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Oh, I'm still going, but I won't dance
well.
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Mr. Belding, what are you doing here?
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Actually, we're just shooting the
breeze.
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By the way, Zach, cowabunga.
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That was really a great homeroom. Thanks
for coming.
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Take care. See you real soon.
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What am I doing?
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Zack, you have company.
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Hey, Beach Bum.
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Look, I've had about enough of this. Why
don't you guys just leave him alone?
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Get lost.
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You're on your own, sir.
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Mr. Morris, Rick and I have a little
surprise for you.
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I can't watch this. Tell me everything
that happens.
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Excuse me?
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Children? Children, would you mind
leaving us alone?
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Should we leave him alone, Lisa?
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I don't know.
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What do you think, Nikki?
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I think we sound like two jerks, Lisa.
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Hi, Zach.
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Uh, I know this is none of my business,
but, um, don't you think the Rigmans are
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pushing this a little too far?
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I remember when I was at Carl Apes, they
made me eat live goldfish.
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Please.
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So, Mr. Morris, how about some sushi?
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Oh, come on, fellas. Anything but raw
fish.
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We're just kidding, Morris.
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You look a little cold there.
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Maybe this will warm you up.
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I'm in.
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I did it all right. Not so fast, pledge
breath.
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Are we your friends?
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Sure you are.
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Then what do you call the people that
were just here?
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Friends. Correction.
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Rigmuth only hang out with Rigmuth.
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As of this moment, they're history.
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But they've always been my friends.
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If you want to wear the jacket, you've
got to pay the price.
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Kiss them goodbye.
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Tracy, tell Mrs. Barnes that I'm
approving her field trip under one
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This year, she remembers to take her
students with her.
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I'll hand it to you, Miss Bliss.
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You run a happy ship.
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I'm sure Mr. Belding would have done the
same thing.
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Well, it's because of you I got to watch
him tow away that blue Yugo.
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Felt good.
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Thank you, Miss Bliss.
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Anything to keep our ship happy.
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I don't want to seem ungrateful, Miss
Bliss, but, you know, we can really use
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electric leaf blower.
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My men have been stooping over so much,
they're all starting to look up to
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Shorty Beeman.
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I'm sure we can arrange something, Myla.
We'll talk about this later.
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Thank you, Miss Bliss.
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Did he just thank you for something?
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Yes. I helped him out. He was grateful.
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Never thanks me for anything.
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Well, when was the last time you helped
him out?
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I don't see what that has to do with it.
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Acting Principal Bliss?
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Oh, hello, Mrs. Murphy.
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Mm -hmm.
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Mm -hmm.
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Yes, I did receive the flowers and the
cookies.
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Thank you.
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Great.
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have to go now.
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Goodbye.
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Mrs. Murphy sent you flowers?
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And cookies.
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All I ever get from her are complaints
that the kids are littering her lawn.
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Not anymore.
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I got the crossing guard to move over
one corner in front of her house.
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He keeps an eye on the kids when they
don't litter.
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I thought of that. I just hadn't gotten
around to it yet, that's all.
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Oh.
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How are you getting on with the
students?
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Oh, fine.
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I'm teaching. They're learning.
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I feel as though in a small way I'm
making an impact on their lives.
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Mr. Belding, you only had homeroom.
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Picky, picky, picky.
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Okay, Mort, it's time for you to test
your loyalty.
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Now? Now.
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Hey, guys.
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I hope you understand that I don't want
to do what I'm about to do, but I have
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to do it.
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What are you talking about?
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So, Mikey, still in love with Caitlin
over here.
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Zach! Hey, Caitlin, this guy's got the
hots for you. Go on, ask her out.
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What's wrong with him?
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That was one of the meanest things I've
ever seen.
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Come on, you have to understand.
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Once I get into the club, everything
will be different.
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Remember, remember, remember.
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Remember, remember, remember.
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Remember, remember, remember. Remember,
remember, remember. Remember, remember,
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remember. Remember, remember, remember.
Remember, remember, remember. Remember,
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remember, remember. Remember, remember,
remember. Remember, remember, remember.
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Remember, remember, remember.
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Remember, remember, remember.
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Remember, remember, remember. Remember,
remember, remember.
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Remember, remember, remember. Remember,
remember, remember.
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Remember, remember, remember. Remember,
remember, remember. Remember, remember,
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remember. Remember, remember, remember.
Remember, remember, remember. Remember,
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remember, remember. Remember, remember,
remember. Remember, remember, remember.
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Remember, remember, remember. Remember,
remember, remember. Remember, remember,
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remember. Remember, remember, remember.
Remember, remember, remember. Remember,
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remember, remember. Remember, remember,
remember. Remember, remember, remember.
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Remember,
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remember, remember. Remember,
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remember, remember.
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For this.
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Oh, listen, I'm allergic to meringue.
Could you just hit me with a plate? Just
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get out of here.
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I thought we were friends.
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We are.
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Look, why would I be friends with a
nothing like you?
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Hey, Screech.
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Screech, wait a second.
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You are now a Rigma.
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We're in, buddy.
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Rigmas. Together.
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Forever.
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Forever?
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Hi, guys.
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Come on. I just had to do all that stuff
to get in the club.
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Did you hear something?
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I thought I did.
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Did it sound like a knife going into
someone's back?
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Give me a break.
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Hey, Screech, you want to grab a burger
after school?
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I'd love to, Zach, but nothing.
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don't eat burgers.
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I'm ready to teach now.
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Good morning, class.
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As you know, my name is Mr.
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Felding.
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Today's lesson is Historical Word
Association.
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What do these names have in common?
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James Monroe and Warren G. Harding.
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They were United States presidents.
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Very good, Lisa.
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It was Edwin, and Neil Armstrong's real
name was Neil.
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Thank you, Samuel.
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Judas and Benedict Arnold.
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Relatives of Zack Morris. They're both
traitors. All right. That's not funny,
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Nicky. All right.
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It may not be funny, but it's true. All
right, all right. That is enough.
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Now, our next one is... Just keep them
in order.
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Come on. Look, now that I'm in, we can
all be friends.
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On weekends and stuff.
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Could we really?
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Gee, that's so nice of you.
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Wow. Maybe he'd even let us touch his
jacket.
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Hey, give me that. Oh, sure. Here.
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Don't. Let's not throw the jacket.
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Don't. Did I tell you not to? All right.
All right. That's it.
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To the principal's office.
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Who?
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Everybody.
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I'm sure glad I don't have to handle
this one.
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Let's go.
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Single file. Okay.
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get this straight.
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Mikey got hit in the face with a pie.
No, Nikki got hit in the face with a
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and Zach only ruined my entire life.
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And then he called someone's parents and
said Screech went with makeup.
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He did?
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No, it was my parents, and I got home
just in time to erase the message.
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Look, we're only in here because these
guys had to throw my jacket all over the
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room. Mr. Bell, did you have any swag?
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Yes, I worked on those cards for six
hours.
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Is what they're saying true?
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No. It wasn't a whole pie. It was a
piece of pie.
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It was a pie, Zach, no matter how you
slice it.
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Mr. Bennett, could you please take the
students back to class?
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Zach, stick around.
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I understand. If you want to call his
mother, she's number four on my speed
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dial. Okay, people, move out.
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Miss Bliss, just be fair.
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Expel him.
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Does trap stick count?
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Well, they're just jealous because I'm
in the club and they're not.
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Jealousy wasn't the emotion that came to
mind. It was more, let me see, like
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murder. You don't understand either.
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Look, if you want to wear the jacket,
you've got to pay the price.
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I see.
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Well, then you better take care of this.
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It was very expensive.
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Cost you four friends.
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So, how's your day gone?
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Oh, I'd say it's gone very, very badly.
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Oh, come on.
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It can't be that bad.
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Let me ask you something. Do you really
give open book quizzes?
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Never.
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I knew it.
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Don't be so hard on yourself.
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Sure, that's easy for you to say. You're
the perfect teacher and the perfect
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principal. Thank you, Miss Bliss. Thank
you, Miss Bliss. It drives me crazy.
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00:17:39,390 --> 00:17:41,130
Calm down, Mr. Belding.
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You're right.
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00:17:43,110 --> 00:17:45,690
Maybe I could learn from this. How do
you do it?
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00:17:46,110 --> 00:17:51,070
Well, there's really nothing to it. I
mean, Tina needed supplies, so I took
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of it, and Mr. Fetterman wanted Friday
off, so I arranged it.
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00:17:54,550 --> 00:17:55,970
Well, I must say I am impressed.
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When I call, they always say no.
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Who says no?
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People at the Board of Education.
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Where you call for approval?
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00:18:07,780 --> 00:18:09,440
You did call for approval.
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I didn't know I was supposed to.
349
00:18:13,880 --> 00:18:16,940
Surely you don't need approval to have a
car towed, do you?
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00:18:17,260 --> 00:18:20,380
Oh, you mean that broken down Yugo
that's been there for two weeks?
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00:18:20,600 --> 00:18:23,080
Right. Why didn't you ever have it
towed?
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Because it's mine.
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Miss Bliss.
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There's a Mrs. Murphy on the phone.
Something about a crossing guard's
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clashing with the color of her house.
356
00:18:35,440 --> 00:18:36,440
Strange lady.
357
00:18:36,740 --> 00:18:38,120
Oh, I'll be right there.
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00:18:40,400 --> 00:18:42,740
This whole day is really messed up,
isn't it?
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Thank you.
360
00:18:44,060 --> 00:18:45,060
Thank you.
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You're not perfect.
362
00:18:47,200 --> 00:18:48,340
She's not perfect.
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Oh, there's hope.
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00:18:49,940 --> 00:18:51,040
She is not perfect.
365
00:18:59,080 --> 00:19:00,780
Look, I feel really bad about what I
did.
366
00:19:01,120 --> 00:19:05,160
Since I have to choose between you and
the club, well, I want to be with you.
367
00:19:05,160 --> 00:19:06,160
your Zach is back.
368
00:19:06,840 --> 00:19:10,780
Well, I guess I can speak for all of us
when I say, get lost.
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00:19:11,320 --> 00:19:12,580
But I chose you over the club.
370
00:19:12,860 --> 00:19:15,300
And we're choosing nothing over you.
371
00:19:16,140 --> 00:19:17,140
Thanks!
372
00:19:19,340 --> 00:19:21,420
Hey, Morris, come sit with us.
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00:19:22,080 --> 00:19:24,500
Yeah, I'd like that.
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00:19:32,720 --> 00:19:35,580
You would have done anything to become a
Rigma, wouldn't you? You know it, and
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00:19:35,580 --> 00:19:36,580
I'd do it again.
376
00:19:36,980 --> 00:19:38,860
Well, we felt the same way.
377
00:19:39,160 --> 00:19:40,480
Really? What'd they make you do?
378
00:19:41,440 --> 00:19:44,560
They made us find an eighth grader and
make him believe he was pledging to
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00:19:44,560 --> 00:19:46,500
Rigmas. Wow, that's great.
380
00:19:46,800 --> 00:19:48,140
How did the poor sap take it?
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You tell us.
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00:19:54,020 --> 00:19:55,020
Me?
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Afraid so.
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You mean I wasn't pledging? None of this
stuff I did counted?
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Oh, look on the bright side.
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We got in.
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Rigma, together.
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Forever. Forever.
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Now you know how you made us feel.
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00:20:19,440 --> 00:20:20,440
So you heard.
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00:20:20,840 --> 00:20:23,900
Who would have guessed they were setting
you up to be a sucker? How could they
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00:20:23,900 --> 00:20:24,900
do this to me?
393
00:20:25,200 --> 00:20:29,240
Well, they wanted to join the club so
bad that they didn't care who they
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00:20:29,850 --> 00:20:30,850
Sound familiar?
395
00:20:31,090 --> 00:20:35,210
You know, it really seems like a lot of
dumb stuff just to get into a few
396
00:20:35,210 --> 00:20:36,890
parties. Well, it was more than that.
397
00:20:37,270 --> 00:20:40,490
I thought this was my chance to really
be someone in this school. But you
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00:20:40,490 --> 00:20:41,490
already are.
399
00:20:41,610 --> 00:20:44,050
Yeah, to you guys I am. But that doesn't
count.
400
00:20:44,310 --> 00:20:49,950
You know what counts is what the other
guys think of me. What counts is that
401
00:20:49,950 --> 00:20:50,970
really saying dumb things.
402
00:20:52,130 --> 00:20:53,890
You guys are right not to take me back.
403
00:20:54,970 --> 00:20:55,970
What do you think?
404
00:20:56,410 --> 00:20:57,990
Should we invite him along, Nikki?
405
00:20:59,050 --> 00:21:00,290
I think that'd be very nice, Lisa.
406
00:21:00,710 --> 00:21:03,610
What do you think, Mikey? I think that's
a very good idea.
407
00:21:03,910 --> 00:21:05,150
Don't you agree, Screech?
408
00:21:06,610 --> 00:21:07,610
About what?
409
00:21:09,110 --> 00:21:10,470
Hey, you coming?
410
00:21:11,530 --> 00:21:12,530
Yeah.
411
00:21:31,660 --> 00:21:35,320
Favorite time in school is when we have
a substitute teacher. They can usually
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00:21:35,320 --> 00:21:36,320
get away with anything.
413
00:21:36,500 --> 00:21:39,840
But one time in junior high, it was
different when Miss Bliss brought this
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00:21:39,840 --> 00:21:41,880
really great guy in to teach us about
the Civil War.
415
00:21:42,100 --> 00:21:43,880
We learned a lot more than we had
planned on.
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